>spend 30min on comfy robbing every villager. >fast travel to miller. >guard stops you on the way

>spend 30min on comfy robbing every villager
>fast travel to miller
>guard stops you on the way
>try to fight him
>die cause the combat system is incomprehensible

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Garbage game

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >>die cause the combat system is incomprehensible
    T. Didnt do his strength training

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Don't fight if ur weak. It's ok to run away. Only problem is Pebbles is a b***h and spooks when a moth flaps it's wings within a 10km radius so you're gonna have to leg it on foot

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe you shouldn't steal from hardworking, god fearing Christians, sinner. Repent and say 50 hail Mary's and maybe you will be redeemed in the eyes of the Lord. JESUS CHRIST BE PRAISED!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not going to deny that the combat is a mess, but if you are aware of this:
      1) why did you fight the guard instead of running?
      2) why did you risk fast-travelling when you have bounties all over your ass?

      I think robbing a whole village will take a bit more than 50 hail Maries.
      More like: fund a construction of a whole new church.

      why am i getting the drunk debuff despite not ever drinking

      When you manually save, you use up Savior's Schnaps, which is a hard liquor. The more frequently you save, the more drunk you get. It's a way to punish save-scumming.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why am i getting the drunk debuff despite not ever drinking

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Did you save?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Henry saves by drinking alcohol.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >the combat system is incomprehensible
    A serious case of skill issue. Git gud.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >thinks a single dead cum man is an achievement

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just posting a screenshot of a flexible mudman, moron. Don't get so defensive just because I hit a nerve. Git gud.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks a single dead bandit is an achievement

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >muh git gud
          The c-combat is totally not janky garbage guys! j-just git gud ok?!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >unarmored bandit
          >the most unskilled enemy in the game
          >screen covered in blood from the beating you took
          HOLY SHITTER

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >fast travel
    You're not even playing it the right way in the first place, kiddo

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are euros so terrible at gameplay?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How to pronounce Stříbrná Skalice?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      as it is written

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I can't comprehend the ř sound. It's like š and ž had a baby.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >It's like š and ž had a baby.
          ß?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Just look up the letter pronunciation on youtube, it's hard to describe it without a sound cue in english

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So this game DOES have black people in it after all - you, homie

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anon Henry knows these people, sending him into a manic episode and forcing him to steal from them is wrong

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kind of anal in the ass the combat doesnt work unless you take training lessons from that teacher. you essentially become a god after that

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Robbing
    And you call yourself a Christian?

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >spend 40 hours a week working my life away
    > get in my cuck car to commute monday morning
    >crash and die
    such is life

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Pressing Q or simply running into people over and over again is incomprehensible

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Burglarizing kinda ended one playthrough for me, I went around this Abbot's town and hit every house, but one guy woke up and I had to knock him out and flee. Turns out the guy who I knocked out and who now fearfully runs away from me was important to talk to for a quest.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Actual skill issue, there is no way for me to die on an 1 on 1, no perks or combos, only having learned perfect block (used only against unblockable ripostes)

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >combat system is incomprehensible
    Filtered. You can’t button mash or DARP in this game you fricking pleb.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Skill point issue. You tried to do plan A without investing any training in plan B, and when the time came to engage plan B you couldn't do it.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly this is one of the rare games where if the combat is too hard for you I'd recommend just cheating to be able to play through it.
    That said, the combat system makes sense. The implementation leaves a bit to be desired in KCD1, but it was a first outing and they wanted to do something different.
    1v1 duels are where the system really shines, so I'm guessing your Henry is just low level and weak, or you haven't actually practiced.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >stumble upon that one bandit camp near sasau with 10 fricks
    >proceed to aggro then one by one and master strike their individual asses
    Jesus christ be praised

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I would say that the combat system is usable, meaning that it isn't entirely broken. However, about half of it just isn't useful. The whole combo system is completely useless and you will never pull off any kind of move like that. The game secretly debuffs you based on target enemy level, and any attack of yours can be interrupted by an advanced defense move by your opponent. So, why would you ever try to use an attack move that requires you to do three or four separate moves to accomplish it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can use combos if you are high level enough (compared against your opponent) but there is no reason why the game have like 10 fricking combos

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I would say that the combat system is usable, meaning that it isn't entirely broken. However, about half of it just isn't useful.
      Yeah, as much as I personally love the game - these are valid points. It's still the same core issue: the game is full of great ideas and robust mechanics, but so many of them are held back by balance problems.
      I really do hope the studio has learned from this a bit. Given how the core thrust of their... "marketing" is that on level of systems, they iterate rather than innovate, it does seem like they are aware of this.
      On the other hand, I wonder if this kind of great creative ambition and lack of patience to polish thing is kinda integral to how they operate, and what makes the game so unique and ultimately (at least to me), so memorable. It's the game biggest strength and greatest weakness, and it just may be written too deep into the DNA of the whole thing.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You bought this game because the culture warriors on this board shilled it, I've made the same mistake. Yes, it fricking sucks, the combat is terrible.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just cheat the combat if you suck so much
    Its easily the worst part of the game when you are fighting anything other than 1v1s
    I play KCD as a thief rpg

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    swabian twink fears the BOHEMIAN BVLL

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >he got caught stealing

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >be euros
    >make the best fricking map/quests/details/story
    >also make sure to ruin it with the worst combat system imaginable to be sure that 90% of the players will get filtered so the game stays niche

    frick off.
    I don't even feel like going back to it because I'll have to relearn that shit + it also feels like shit to play.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >muh combat
    just download one of the few mods that allow for auto comboing or just cheese the game with masterstrikes

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    People who haven't done masterstrike training:
    >die cause the combat system is incomprehensible
    People who have:
    >the combat in this game is brain-dead easy, I wish it was harder.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and no, enemies shouldn't be able to parry/master stroke as easily if not easier than you can.
      The killing-floor like slowdowns do nothing to make the game better either.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely agree with that.
        Somehow every shit covered peasant can do master strikes all over the place, but not you.
        Needs to be toned down.

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