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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Snoyslop. 94/100, it was OK.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    gonna be so bad even Redfall and Starfield will beat it, Xbox won Snoys lost you have no more Call of duty and the Spyro and the Crash you are so tucked tight now

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    93/100
    so a decent 78/100 without the snoy bonus

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lowest score is 80, seems like a no brainer unless you absolutely hated the first game (and Miles glorified DLC)

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's Snoyslop. 94/100, it was OK.

    gonna be so bad even Redfall and Starfield will beat it, Xbox won Snoys lost you have no more Call of duty and the Spyro and the Crash you are so tucked tight now

    Shazam lost.
    Michael lost.
    Synthetic Man lost.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    its getting less than a 90 just like FF16

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't matter, I will never play it.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its good

    I cant fricking take this anymore, why the frick does Snoy put out good games, they are meant to be shit, why did I listen to Ganker and buy a Series fricking S, FUUUUUUCKKKKKK

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >good games
      >games
      They haven't put out an actual game in years, homosexual

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    IGN one says
    >...delivers Insomniac's best tale yet, and despite it's open world falling short, is a reliably fun super hero power trip
    What do they mean with the open worls fallimg short? Seems like its the same as the other 2 games just a littlr bigger, but it wasnt a complain before

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s just Spider man PS4 for the 3rd time. But it’s a Sony game and journos love that slop so I expect a low 90s, high 80s.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Wasn't blm canceled over them siding with hamas?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course not. israeli lives don't matter, the left has made that clear.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >heavy handed political statement from one specific side of the political spectrum shoved into your fantasy adventure game to remind you of how lame our own world and politics are, effectively ruining any form of escapism you hoped to have

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for the totally unbiased 9/10 revies to roll in for what is essentially the first game with a new coat of paint

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's so hecking cinematic, bingybro!

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker coping already

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snoykeke were on suicide watch when it got leaked. They were seething so hard they resorted to BBC posting

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would you like to try that again in English?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good morning sirs

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sony game is good
    >’I-ITS POZZED, LOOK A R-RAINBOW!!’

    yawwwnnnnn, every fricking time

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    IGN’s review is literally:

    >nothing new, combat is fine, open world and side quests are worse, story is good
    >8/10

    So basically without the name this would be a 6/10.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How are the side quests worse? They were already fricking dreadful

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Xbox cucks always with the victimhood

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can the open world be worse if it looks the same as the other 2 games just a little bigger?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Xjeet still seething over Starflop

      LMAO

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually think of PC when I think of Nintendo games. When I think of Nintendo consoles, I think of toxic shithead toddlers.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      7/10 without the Spiderman boost
      6.5/10 without the Sony Cinematic Universe boost
      7.5/10 with the PC unoptimization debuff
      5.5/10 with the xbox debuff
      9/10 with the Nintendo buff
      9.5/10 with buffy the vampire slayer
      10/10 with the zoe quinn buff

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Spider-Man by Hideo Kojima
      1000/10, a truly masterpiece, an experience you must experiment, it's the second arrives of christ

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      new, combat is fine, open world and side quests are worse, story is good
      >>8/10
      >So basically without the name this would be a 6/10.
      Just like Zelda.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    8.8

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movie tie-in spiderman 2 game is still better

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Miles Morales being forced into this despite being a tokenization pushed for the sake of an agenda and to take the spotlight away from the real Spider-Man we all know and love.
    >MJ is an ugly and bossy hag so she can be this generic strong woman stereotype that's forced everywhere nowadays since being a super model and a supportive wife is too opressive now.
    >Black Cat was a character who always had sex appeal and they literally removed her cleavage to get rid of that and we're supposed to still find her sexy just because her clothes are tight.
    >Venom's whole dynamic worked and made him scary because he was Eddie Brock who had this personal vendetta against Peter Parker but now we have Harry Osborn instead just because.

    Now excuse me while I play a real Spider-Man video game instead of this consoomer slop.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the meltdown is this scores higher than starfield

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Still thinking about Starfield
      Rent free
      Buck status: BROKEN

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine the meltdown is this scores higher than starfield
      literally not possible since Starfield was a critical darling

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Microsoft would just use it in court as an excuse to buy Sega.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol IGN still butthurt because everyone turned "makes you FEEL like Spider-man" into a meme.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's the same face

    Oh yeah, sure

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks better than in the first game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      we're reaching levels of hag that shouldn't be possible

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares about mj, nu-peter looks liike a middle school student. Him and harry look so weird. Thankfully we have a strong black man in Miles to take the lead.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you think that Sony would allow it to get anything lower than a 90, you're delusional.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It got 8/10 from both Gamespot and IGN mate

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SNOY IS A LOCK FOR GOTY LET'S FRICKING GO

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOW CAN THE OPEN WORLD BE WORSE IF IT LOOKS THE SAME JUST BIGGER?

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pros
      >game is easier
      >story shit
      >story shit
      >game is easier

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      paid shill or autistic.

      you decide!

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >already 100+ reviews
    They have more review outlets than videogames.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do people not know that 10/10 is a PERFECT score, so the game must be perfect, which it absolutely isn't. Not a single game in existence is 10/10

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely nobody thinks 10/10 is a perfect game because a perfect game cannot objectively exist. If 10/10 meant perfect, no game would ever get it, making the 10 point scale pointless.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not a single game in existence is 10/10
      that's where you're wrong bucko

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chess is 10/10

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        chess is a boardgame first, not a videogame

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easily my favorite game this year so far. Doubt anything can top this in the next 2 months.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Easily my favorite game this year so far
      You are not playing it at the moment, shut the frick up

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you say that? I've been playing it since release you dumb xgay

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It releases the 20th you idiot

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a PS5 and an xbox series X and frankly I jsut don't care much for spiderman. Next game that's going to get me to boot it up is either crisis core comming to ps+ or EDF 6 releasing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, use my Series X more because Gamepass, going to finish Bloodborne and sell this PS5 soon because frick paying $70 for single player shit. I've also found PSN to be more expensive than Xbox in general. Greedy c**ts.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't the main character black

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      co-main character, so racist chuddies can make themselves feel ok with buying it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      black character worships the white character, even calls him big bro at the end of the game

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    OPEN WORLD
    WORSE
    HOW?
    REEEEEEEE

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    post
    >yfw you didn't buy a PS5

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      me on the right

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm not poor so i can't relate

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The whole game is about Miles taking over the mantle of Spider Man and defeating the evil white man, of course reviewers were going to piss and shit and cum all over it

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember, this is the scriptwriter of this game

    https://twitter.com/BrittneyMMorris

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she's working on wolverine too
      it's never been this over

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hate the antichrist

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like a self-hating woman. Miles literally worships Pete at the end of the game and calls him big bro. Compare that to Spiderverse Miles who throws a hissy fit at being called ''kid''

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Conservative chudcels lost yet AGAIN
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo fans when you say you'd rather play Spider-Man 2 rather than Bing Bing Wahoo 18

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to go back to X (formely Twitter)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I love cape slop!
      What happened to Sony

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He says as he will play the literal toddler-slop that is Mario Wonder

        I mean I'm not buying either, but if I had a choice, I'd pick Spiderman instead.

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Black worship game gets praised by self hating mayo western journos
    No way.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys chud

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why did they give that mural such mediocre art? It's almost like they didn't actually care.

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOW
    THE
    FRICK
    THE
    OPEN WORLD
    IS
    WORSE
    ?

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wont really give a shit until it's on PC tbqhfamalam

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you play as fricking Venom and kill people?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You actually do for one mission and do kill people, he even can bite enemy heads off

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but during the escape. They tried pulling a Ultimate Spider-man, but failed

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >deleted
    snoys really cried to jannies for deleting this lmao

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why do you hate this game?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not on PC

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It’s not on PC
        This, mustards would suck off this game if it's on PC and they can mod it to hell and back.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game
      It's $70 DLC

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        But enough about Zelda.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      POPULAR THING BAD

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it 10/10 because ao stunning and brave black spiderman?

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its DLC for miles morales game

    Its trash.

    Like a predicted you fight peter in the black suit as miles.

    No one wants to fly as spider man.

    Reusing Mr Negative.

    Frick this game. I will not even buy once its on sale, will only pirate on PC.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Like a predicted you fight peter in the black suit as miles.
      So?

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My memory is fuzzy. Remind me: why should I value the opinions of game journalists again?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not an antisemite, are you?

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