Splatoon

Playing splat 1 right now
Who still has their wii u
Time to dust that shit off

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    say what you want about the WiiU but SP1 is still the best way to play it

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd miss squid roll too much

    also splat 1 had absolutely atrocious kits and meta, sorry but I'm not looking forward to zimis everywhere and zombie build novas and dynamos

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Missing squid roll is a fair complaint, but its the holidays, and servers will go under in a few months, i wanna make the most of it

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never had a Wii U or even Splatoon 2 but I don't see myself without squid roll. It's just too good and satisfying to use for mobility.
    Enjoy it OP while the servers are still up.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks
      The only time i get to use a hydra kit with a splash bomb. Ill miss this

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    should have made a splatfest thread baka

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Splatoon 3 is soulless

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        See you there

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe it's been a decade.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where does the time go

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lost, like squids, in the ink.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those early squid to kid transformations were freaky.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of splatfest... the main abilities of the gear for it are disappointing.
    I like the coral wreath the most.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Coral Wreath
      >Main of sub resistance up
      More like COAL wreath, definitely exchanging that one out.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't have 999 of every chunk by now anyway

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Octopearl crown is cute too. The way it warp the head like a Christmas gift,

        I have a decent amount of chunks but I'm running low on swim speed up because I used a frickload of them on all my gear.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being able to exchange main abilities invalidates the whole “GeAr ShOuLd bE cOsMeTiC” bs people whine about. If you play any amount you have plenty enough chunks to change whatever into whatever whenever, it’s literally never a problem unless you don’t play the game. If not, then get grinding, cause nothing’s free

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is like arguing for weapon durability in botw. At least let me have different versions of gear

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here
    Stages now are mahi and kelp dome
    Gonna miss old mahi for sure

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      what does your comment have to do with being the op

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's playing splatoon 1

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yall ever get a tabula rasa?

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only liked the first one honestly

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >enemy team stops the count at 34
    >we manage to stop theirs at 6
    >OT
    >We win
    Frick you, you shitty brushes and that nautilus! Never give up!

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's sarcastic salute

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't even know where i have my wii u stored, but i would very much enjoy playing splat 1 before it goes offline

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can’t find my game pad

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish someone would give me their online files so I could play on CEMU instead of shelling out 100 dollars for a dead console

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nooo not the hecking 100 dollarinos

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would rather save my money for a switch 2 instead of wasting it

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            have you tried to not be poor?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Have you tried not being a consoomer?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              You’re ironically exhibiting peak poor behavior

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not pinching pennies is "peak poor behaviour"
                spoken like a true basement dwelling poorgay

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          have you tried to not be poor?

          i can smell you from here homie. is this how youre gonna spend christmas too?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            "christmas" is a workday

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hello Eveneezer how is mr Marley doing these days

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              How does that timberland taste?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i know where mine is but its not worth it. frick the gamepad

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I won't miss squid roll because i can never remember to use it

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Join my SR room in 60 minutes

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss it

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been playing S1 a lot beacuse of the servers going down. Last week i was S 82, today i dropped back to fricking 0 man...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Youll get there man
      You can do it

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks man. Sadly I won't really be able to play next year.
        Well, atl east I reached level 50 lately haha

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The specials in Splatoon 1 were really fun. Far better than 2's or 3's balanced specials*

    *most are near useless but a couple are bullshit powerful

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      all splat 1 specials are moron OP, which is why they try nerfing specials more with each game

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    when are splatoon 1 servers shutting down

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't 1 already have custom servers or something like that?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think so. Haven't tried them yet, but I kinda wanna reach S+ on offical servers. Player numbers might drop too.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >splatfest after christmas and new years
    kind of shit timing

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They gotta have it after christmas. You wouldn’t want any of the christmas timmies to miss out on such a big event, would you? Plus, makes quite the incentive to pick up the game for the holidays too!

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    the real splatfest is the splat weapon rotation on sockeye coming up

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >default weapon layout
      i mean splatfests are boredom central too

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >keep getting shit teammates
    >one thankfully rage quit saving the me a strike
    Maybe I should try RM next rotation.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with new Agent 3
    Also I'm picking family. My siblings and I are just that tightly knit

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    salmon room going up in 5

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    can we please go past wave 2

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine playing with melia simp

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So did those supposed Side Order leaks actually ever end up being anything

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >page 10
    dead game

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just wish golds were easier to get or at least a goddamn exchange function. I now just do the 1200, play a few turf and anarchy and play something else.
      Pity since Salmon Run is fricking fun, but I also want to finish my other games.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m really tired of splatoon so I’m taking a break

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a New Years eve random Junction rotation.

    Here have Christmas Salmonids again, updated now with Fug and Joe.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Revisited christmas slom pic with the new kings
      Based, king shit

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many jackpots are you getting, you got another one not too long ago if I remember
    That was way too hard for what is was, turns out no range on three weapons and fricking salmonids paths to the basket doesn't work on sockeye but gg

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    playing on reset only shows how worthless average moron playing splatoon is
    get timmies? they job hard on shit quota in piss easy rotation
    get real team? waves: easily done, king:btfo, fun:had

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're too busy dying from the trash they kill to get quota please understand.

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >challenge TC going more smoothy than ranked TC ever has
    >only loss was against a team with a guy with a silver badge and TC badge

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      silver badge for what, X rank?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        S

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          yikes imagine losing to turbo shitters

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >silver s badge
          >good

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad to have a charger that can pierce after the pencil on junction

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      pencil is better

      >Can roll all the chum
      >They make a fun sploosh sound when you do
      >Actively avoids chum and targets steelhead
      Are 5 year olds getting into EVP or is gen alpha just that zoned out.

      zoomers and below are just meat golems with zero intellect

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can roll all the chum
    >They make a fun sploosh sound when you do
    >Actively avoids chum and targets steelhead
    Are 5 year olds getting into EVP or is gen alpha just that zoned out.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know but I've basically given up on ever getting gold EVP badges in freelance after the performance of freelancers the past few shifts.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've given up on badges period. Too much of a slog with their shitty check point system.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually easier to get the gold badges since the checkpoints if you play it at the start and go for 999 in one big session. Got smokeyard, junction and spawning grounds since the Big Run. I did spawning grounds in two time, got the silver badge the first time then gold last rotation.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      had one rush a steelhead on the shore, too. freelancers are weird

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    does the online still work?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it ends in april

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn, i guess ill dust it off then.

        i don't know if i'm too old or if s3 has lag issues but i swear i played a lot better in s1, so maybe i'll have more fun.

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take the B rank pill, stomp your competition and have fun

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most gold badges they have, the more stupid they are. Just lost a wave 1 because a Big Shot spawned on the right and they dicked around the canon without launching eggs. I put 16 in the basket, they all put 3 kek

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope someone draws Frye with a matching suit and a cane to go with her top hat.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      is shiver wearing pants

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you know pretty well she is not

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the duelies now but there was something new and pure about original Splatoon online. All the specials were annoying as shit though.

    I actually played Tr4sh on a drunken whim a while ago and consistently found matches still.

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