Splatoon

>Whoa Nintendo is doing a new IP and not just making the same stuff over and over!
>Does it again
>Does it again
So uh...is this it?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 games in 9 years
    NOOOOOO SAVE ME Black personMAN

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, what the frick is wrong with you OP? There's been more battlefield, COD, far cry, and ass creed games than splatoon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, what the frick is wrong with you OP? There's been more battlefield, COD, far cry, and ass creed games than splatoon.

      Don't look up how many Just Dance games have been published since it's creation.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you expect the games to be different? it's a multiplayer shooter.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...What do you expect them to do when creating new Splatoon games?
    Were you surprised when Halo games were shooters? When Civilization games were about building empires?

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    well Arms flopped

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 million plus copies
      >Flop
      For reference the Xenoblade Chronicles games are comprable to that

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a flop for a game made by the EPD teams which are the nuclear core of nintendo's studios

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pikmin doesn't sell into the double digits either and it still has four games. I can't for the life of me understand why people hate Arms this much, it's not even a bad game.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't hate it but it's completely forgettable, it fails at the typical nintendo philosophy of being accessible to everyone but with enough depth for more dedicated gaymers

            also it's terrible as a spectator game which is the final nail in the coffin for a fighting game

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s pretty much an elevated wagglan game. Inherently niche, but I think it was really solid and novel

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                the core idea is cool but I don't think it was executed well and yeah the waggling is definitely part of the issue, they should have tried to make it mechanically deeper without controls being shackled to motion gaming as the base

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s pretty much an elevated wagglan game. Inherently niche, but I think it was really solid and novel

                You're both moronic, you don't even need to use motion controls. Plays fine with Switch Pro. You'd know this if you played the game

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I do know it’s an option. I played it, and I mained Twintelle, Lola and a played Coyle. It’s wagglan at its core, and thats where it’s most satisfying. Don’t be an obtuse moron. It’s not an insult. I like wagglan

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >as the base
                you're a gorilla Black person brained subhuman never talk to me again

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              How is Arms forgettable when you're still talking about it unprompted four years later? We're in a fricking Splatoon thread, anon

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                the conversation has derived towards new nintendo IPs as a whole, homosexual

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody was talking about that until (You) mentioned Arms, again, completely out of nowhere. The thread literally only went in that direction because you took it there. Just admit you want to hotdog Twintelle's ass so we can move on.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Just admit you want to hotdog Twintelle's ass so we can move on.
                NTA but I want to do this

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >until (You) mentioned Arms
                I wasn't the one who originally mentioned it and the rest of the thread talks about new nintendo IPs besides arms, dilate and sneed

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.pocketgamer.biz/asia/news/76280/nintendo-new-ips/

    they should have new IPs for switch 2 at least

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is Nintendo's president so depressing?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's just like that

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Every single year is a "do or die situation"

          What? I- What the actual frick? No it fricking isn't. At least not to the degree he's making it out to be. The frick is with this mindset? Jesus...

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's managing expectations...if he says everything is great and Switch 2 flops he looks bad.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mean, that's a pretty solid, fair point, get too complacent and comfy and shit tends to goes south pretty quickly. Then again, being *too* doomposting-minded isn't good either, gotta keep the perspectives balanced.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's good that he thinks like that because nintendo are at their worst when they're complacent

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            All this remake and remaster spam shows they are more complacent than they've ever been. Where the frick are the new games? Shitch is literally 60% old games repackaged.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Where the frick are the new games?
              Switch 2 is launching this year bro, just wait.
              >Shitch is literally 60% old games repackaged.
              Nintendo basically started treating it like a "Best Of Nintendo" machine but it's original titles are still killer.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, he isn't wrong to think this way, just look at how fast TOTK was forgotten a week after the game came out. Sold amazing sure, but ain't nobody talkin about it. For a game that had 6 years of dev time, it really failed to impress most zelda fans (including me) and I only wonder how it will affect the next title. Nintendo titles in general do not pull in conversation or views currently like they did back in 2017.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Nintendo titles in general do not pull in conversation or views currently like they did back in 2017.
            To be fair, the amount of hype the Switch had throughout 2017 could never be replicated ever again.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it sold and reviewed really well, but…
            This is terminally online cope. The audiences for these games not being as autistically obsessive is completely inconsequential

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, but why did Breath discussion last for years? Tears came out lie a wet fart, even Aounma said he didn't see interest in the game, which is why he made that gameplay video

              https://mynintendonews.com/2023/05/20/nintendo-noticed-the-lack-of-fan-enthusiasm-in-februarys-2023s-zelda-trailer-so-they-asked-aonuma-to-explain-games-concept/

              It sold well because it was BOTWs sequel, anything after could go either way. Either people loved it or didn't care, which feels like the latter

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                sequels are always going to make less of splash, they're not as original, but that's also the point.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they asked him to make more revealing promotional material after releasing similar, sparse trailers for years
                What a compelling argument for its post launch reception!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >this Black person unironically uses twitch views and google metrics to determine a game's reception over sales and reviews
            the absolute state of Ganker

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Had ToTK be a new Zelda game perhaps we would still be talking about it. What a shame it was just glorified DLC for BOTW. So lazy and shameless.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          why is Nintendo's president so depressing?

          He's not Iwata but he's clearly a smart guy and understands the position that Nintendo is in. Look at the state of Sony and Microsoft. Their arrogance has lead them to believe that their overpriced souless mini PCs were enough to keep the business going without any software.

          At the same time they focused hard on subscription fees and now that has become their business so they need to fill content to make the fee worthwhle. Furukawa understands that people "grow up" and drop video games. A mass Exodus of casuals is what can break a company. A game like Fortnite or Minecraft can keep players focused on only those titles and they will never branch out to other games unless a shill streamer convinces them to switch over. The industry has become so big that game companies cannot rely solely on video games fans but are at the mercy of Wales and generational casuals (originally brought in by the PS2 and not the Wii. Who the frick do you think is still buying Bethesda, sports, and Fromsoft garbage and anime fighting games?)

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last of us has three remakes around the time a new Nintedno ip had two sequels

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Orange vs Blue
    Green vs Pink
    Yellow vs Purple

    What complementary colors are next?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 was good. 3 was meh. Didn't play 1.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 was meh, 3 is great

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is the bag of dicks and crows guy from 2015.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Octo expansion is better than your favorite game.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    is op a western dev?

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've played every splatoon for a couple months at release and then end up dropping the game. I'm not autistic enough to play the same game for 9 years straight when there's literally nothing to do once you get perfect gear that's barely noticeable ingame or get the highest comp rank. Plus the catalog in 3 is overwatch levels of a shit battlepass mechanic.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moron buys a multiplayer shooter and whines that the only thing to do is play multiplayer
      And the “battlepass” is free, unlike Overwatch, moron

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't change the fact that 90% of the catalog is useless locker shit or recycled gear from 2 that wasn't in the base game to begin with because?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don’t want the things in the catalog
          So then what’s there to complain about? And how does that make it similar to overwatch?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >once you get perfect gear that's barely noticeable ingame
      never played the game

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a moron but also you gotta be autistic like me to appreciate locker stuff.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The devs are absolute idiots for not allowing us to save multiple locker designs. I could have a lot of fun with it, but I made a design I like, and so I’ll never touch it again

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"frick it, let's try something new"
    >"Alright, now we're on hardware that humans own, let's try it again"
    >"Holy frick how are we still not on new hardware? We can't keep updating the old one, it's too bulky as is, fricking fine, let's try one more"

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    come up with ideas for new nintendo IPs Ganker

    here's mine: aonuma's thief game (I know he said he was talking about link's awakening but it's obviously horseshit) where you have to steal a bunch of precious artifacts by infiltrating various buildings like a bank, a museum, a laboratory etc

    gameplay is physics based and systemic like botw but the game is linear, the protag is a cute brown girl who kind of looks like the thief from shadow over mystara

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo makes new IP and doesn't interate on it
    >"Why did they let it die?"
    >Nintendo makes new IP and iterates on it
    >"Classic Nintendo milking things over and over again"
    homosexual

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