Splatoon

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    deez nuts
    haha
    gottem

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it's not frickable Inkling bussy don't bother

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP ITS A BOMB FROM ISIS DONT OPEN IT

      homosexual
      only pussy is allowed on this board

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Splatoon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is splatoon related.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's Splatoon?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ligma balls

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suuper Mario wonder

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    where's the hand?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So sad Steve Jobs died of Ligma.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ligma balls

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fedex
    Something broken

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    give it back jamal

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHOW ME YOUR HAND

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well? What's in the fricking package? It looks kind of flat so maybe an artbook, an etsy print, or some amiibo cards.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Splatoon 3 art book

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a gay and this whole thread is gay I'm out I don't even want this package I'm going to the beach.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please take out the statics guyz…

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently came with a splatoon bag.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are you white

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no black hands
      you had one job OP

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are you white

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      whito piggo go home

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >white
      >splatoon
      enjoy the e-girl onahole

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah the best e-girl ona to exist comes in a box much bigger than that.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Elaborate

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            e-girlnco virgo

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Man of impeccable taste

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      OST on CD?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Return that immediately, Charles.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool

      Nobody got it right 🙁

      Why not the Splat 3 pro controller?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put that back on the porch you found it on, Connor

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >apparently
      >The bag is right in front of you

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. seeing is believing-gays

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >white
      fricking nugays. Ganker is dead

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      GIVE IT BACK YOU Black person

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      souless white hand

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >white

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have soft 5’7 looking hands…

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      WTF! Return that reparation package back to its black owner

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >white hand

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      FRICKING KKKRACKA

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick, FINALLY, a hand I can trust.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are you white

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you a pedophile?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      S-s-s... Sssssssssss.........S-s-s-s-s-s... S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sssssssss... St.. St-st-st-st-... Ssssst-st-st-st-st... Sti-sti-sti-stink... S-s-st-st-st-stinky................ B-b-b-b-b-boy... Hands.... Sssssssssssssssssssssssmmmmmmm... S-s-s-s-s-smmmmm.... S-s-s-s-s-sm-sm-smelly... S-s-s-s-s-smelly... Sssss-s-s-s-smelly... Smeeeeelly... S-s-s-s-s-smelly............ Boy........... H-h-h-hands! S-Smelly boy hands!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      give that back to the indigenous population, bill.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker so use to seeing black hands their upset
      Hilarious

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a "OP only posts update pics every 20 mins" episode

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody got it right 🙁

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      kewl colors

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ordering ugly ass joycons instead of just vinyl for basic ones
      >didn't even order gulikit sticks
      everyone look at this homosexual and laugh

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >didn’t order chinkshit stickers that will inevitably peel
        >didn’t order them with chinkshit snake oil joysticks
        You can keep your mad catz shit to yourself thanks.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i will, thanks, enjoy your drifting in a few months and playing with one of the worst sticks ever only beaten by stuff like shita sticks

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            What was wrong with the Vita's sticks? Seemed just fine to me.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              they are absolute garbage unless you only play tranime games
              one of the reasons why i never bothered 100% gravity rush 1 is shita's horrible controls

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have literally never used the joycons outside of what i needed to to set up a real controller

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        your loss, split joycons splat is actually lots of fun.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you never use the switch handheld?

        i will, thanks, enjoy your drifting in a few months and playing with one of the worst sticks ever only beaten by stuff like shita sticks

        Never had stick drift, and even if I did Nintendo would just replace my joy cons for free. I’d hazard a guess that gulikit isn’t going to do shit outside of a warranty period.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You wouldn't really get that type of issue with a hall effect stick but I've heard that gulikit sticks don't feel good to use, and have a square shaped input zone.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no escape from bad freelancers

        the boy inklings are super gay and the octolings are somehow even gayer

        reminder to kill fish sticks to reduce an incoming slideshow

        Maybe I should compile all of Ganker's 'tips' and make a new Ganker approved grizzco manual

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      where did you get them?
      the bag makes it seem like nintendo send it to you
      but you can't buy the splatoon cons seperately
      so it's probably a repair/replacement
      but could also be cheap bootleg cons
      or worse, you paid someone to take original joy cons and they swapped the shell out with aliexpress shells

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got them off of eBay from a Japanese seller, they always like to put extra things in the box. They’re official, they have the Nintendo logo and read amiibo just fine.

        Cool
        [...]
        Why not the Splat 3 pro controller?

        It hasn’t arrived yet.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but could also be cheap bootleg cons
        the bags that they're in and the straps tell me they are real

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit looking dragon dildo. You got scammed, sasuga anon kun.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cheers, the Splatoon 3 Switch is probably my favorite looking limited edition switch.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's not a lot of competition

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That controller?
      It looks like a DILDO

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'd know a lot about dildos wouldn'ts you?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          lurk forever my man

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Will he still be alive for the pee ess sextuple?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            stay ballin

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would anyone buy more joycon instead of just getting a pro controller?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        magpie mentality:
        >shiny preety me need it

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron mentality:
          >I need to reply before I read anything

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            anon I was agreeing with you...

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wrong person, I ordered the joy cons. I also ordered the pro controller. My joy cons are pretty beat up and I don’t have a pro controller.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you going to replace the stick in them anon?
                otherwise they don't really last long.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I will when they start drifting. I would send them in to Nintendo if they needed repairing, but iirc Nintendo tends to send generic joy con colors back when you send special edition ones.

                okay, lugo
                you don't even play with us

                is laphi still in the pool? gonna wait until this freak disconnects

                have a nice day.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >have a nice day.
                no you
                even shitters like fangfox plays with us

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gayfox

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody plays with you because you don’t play the fricking game in the first place.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                host a room, lugo

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh noes!!! He got me!!!! He threw a dart at the wall and he guessed my name incorrectly!!!
                I’m starting to feel that Tylenol is too painless. Try setting yourself on fire, I heard it’s the most painful way to go.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Calm down, Nauic

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                ooh, ooh, guess my name!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Obsessed

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't reply to the namedropper

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing wrong with Name-dropping people you enjoy playing with. We like Irmaplotz and Quosmir here.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go frick yourself.
                Better than you, you worthless jizz slurping prostitute.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks doc

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zazed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      FRICKING KKKRACKA

      Oh, cute controllers, apologies for prior rudeness whiteboi

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks Doc

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks nice

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the "whyteboi" sized dragon dildos?
      Buck broken Black folks can easily fit like 20 of those at once with room to spare.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most mentally sane Splatoon player

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        im not sure who is supposed to be owned by this post

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks doc

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GG's team

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    simply ebin

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't speak filthy cheater what does that mean

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't have 300+ chunks of every ability from grinding salmon
      anon...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd advance my seed 16 times into squid girls if you catch my drift

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only 16 times?

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it's october and it's still fricking hot
    so good i guess

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously, yeah it's still goddamn hot

      [...]
      Nice and salty, thank you for asking 🙂

      Nice and salty squid

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nice and salty, thank you for asking 🙂

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do we think of these players in the pool?
    MP
    Banette
    Tinnitus
    Golden

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >EVP 0
    Fricking hell

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH N-

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why there's so much trash in salmon? Wasn't marooner supposed to send all shitters back to profresh they belong in?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no escape from bad freelancers

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Marie asking a girl that? Girls can't get girls pregnant

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe she hopes they'll get their friends involved.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    grizz co hat

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus that was way too many enemies

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    now its smokeyard time

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this looks disgusting
      i do not like this image at all

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      since when does big man have ears

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        impersonators. we must kill them.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not our fault Nintendo doesn't know what a manta ray looks like

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow it isn't gay shit, god blessed this board today.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lack of artistic skill and commission money can't hold me back now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no smol Pearl gf
      Just end it all

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wanting a Pearl gf

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Problem?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            This rotation is not doing it for me hg fellas thanks for the king

            Post good art

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The blaster is by far the worst weapon in this rotation holy shit

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I really don't understand its niche compared to the RB pro. It's basically a downgrade.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Looking at the wiki, it looks like both RB and Pro do the same damage. The differences are that RB has slightly better ink consumption and Pro has slightly better fire speed, which lets it one-cycle steelheads. Everything else is the same, stat-wise. Why the FRICK did they make two of these weapons

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why the FRICK did they make two of these weapons
                because they made them for pvp first and in pvp they have different uses (even if not much different)
                blame moron devs for barely giving a shit about the game and not either giving pvp centered weapons their own specific roles or just removing them from the pool altogether as literally no one ever will miss shit like splatterscope, jet, pro or rapid in salmon

                Does Nintendo have anti-cheat in splatoon 3 outside of checking if your console is modded?

                nobody checks for cfw idiot
                it checks for obvious cheating and also compares your savefile to what's stored on server (yes there's a server with stuff stored) so if you edit your gear or stats you get banned

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nobody checks for cfw idiot
                The single dumbest thing I've ever read.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                it was proven a billion times that nothing nintendo has detects or cares to detect cfw itself
                stop cheating and modding yes your 60 fps hacks also count

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >jet
                Speak for yourself, jet squelcher's utility is amazing in salmon run. It may not be able to shit out damage, but the sheer range and being able to take care of most of the bosses from a safe distance is invaluable. And as a support weapon, it's amazing. Can not tell you how many times I've saved my teammates from getting killed or dealt with the big shot cannon.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                ink guzzlers with trash dps don't have place in salmon and no "le range" cope will change it this is not pvp
                >safely deal with bosses
                you plinking one boss for 20% of entire match is borderline throwing
                best jet can do is to kill some stinger slightly safer than normal weapons

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick you I'd miss jet and pro. Delete H-3 before anything else.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >shitting on jet and splat pro
                sound like someone needs to git gud

                I hadn't even noticed that he shit on pro, that thing is really nice.

                ink guzzlers with trash dps don't have place in salmon and no "le range" cope will change it this is not pvp
                >safely deal with bosses
                you plinking one boss for 20% of entire match is borderline throwing
                best jet can do is to kill some stinger slightly safer than normal weapons

                >ink guzzler
                Glad to know you don't know how to use it. Pretty much everything you just said is wrong, to the point that it's rather worrying.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                full denial
                imagine thinking that wasting half your tank to barely achieve anything is a good thing
                riddle me this dipshit - what is the point of your shitty weapons when stuff like 96 exists which does everything better with half the consumption?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >caring this much about muh dps
                I don't give a flying frick if it takes me like a second longer to kill a boss. The important thing is being helpful to the team. If one weapon can let me deal with so many different threads reliably, then I'm going to like it. It's only really a problem if the whole team has low dps weapons, at which point there's a different problem at hand.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >shitting on jet and splat pro
                sound like someone needs to git gud

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've never seen a complaint about pro that didn't boil down to "I don't know how to manage my ink"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buff .96 when

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GGs

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GOLD
    we won!

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >beef it
    >get gold
    60% of the time it works everytime!
    GGs goofy woomies

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why exactly do you play exclusively as girls? Anything you'd like to share with the class?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because males now use female animations so id rather play as a cute inkling instead of a zestyling

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The female idle hip sway is still noticeably more aggressive on girls

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What gamemodes from other shooters do you think should be in S
        platoon, even though you know it will never happen?

        Personally a forge mode in the likes of halo would definitely curb all the people b***hing about the map design. even if it's super limited and only allows the placement of props, it would at least shut up the majority of

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          ahh yee yee ass post fricked up.

          >what game modes from other shooters you think would work in splatoon?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the boy inklings are super gay and the octolings are somehow even gayer

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Octos are handsome.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          that pretty woomy shouldn't be anywhere near a filthy weyy

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Franchise is almost a decade old
          >still no anime series or movie

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm hopefuly with Nintendo expanding into multimedia projects aggressively that we'll be getting something Splatoon related soon.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I doubt it would be any good if it did happen

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well at least it has a manga.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is it any good?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I keep seeing it at my local book store, is it any good?

                Nah, it's just lame jokes since the target audience is kids.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                from what I've heard, basic shonen slop.

                Damn, it seems like one of those things that could've been a sleeper hit that goes off the rails of the main story

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I keep seeing it at my local book store, is it any good?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is it any good?

                from what I've heard, basic shonen slop.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The closest you'll get is the manga

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They’ll frick it up and you know it. It’ll be shit and you know it. Better off with nothing at all then something that’s god-swful

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Look deep within your soul and ask yourself if you can truly accept the prospect of any Splatoon character speaking coherently

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're right. It'll never work.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >anime keeps the Inkling jibberish and is subtitled in every language

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                the best outcome, but think of how expensive it would be to find Japanese VA's willing to speak gibberish.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                both nintendo and capcom never had issues with it

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Every episode opens with "The following has been translated by the Squid Research Lab for your enjoyment"

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >franchise is almost a decade old
            What the frick are you talking about? It came out in 2015 when I was finishing high school, that wasn't too long ag-

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I hope they do something cool for the 10 year anniversary at least when that rolls around.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >2015 was 20 years ago...

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can't believe Splatoon is already 30 years old

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            wtf would it be about?
            inklings speak incoherent gibberish, how would you get around that?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You don't, force everyone to read subtitles.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >wtf would it be about?

              ?si=88D6kJRJ_6M1nsRp
              Seriously though there's a lot of le deep lore that is clearly on the minds of the devs that does not show itself in the main plot in the slightest, with 3's story being the most egregious example so far.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there's a lot of le deep lore that is clearly on the minds of the devs
                I'm gonna need a few examples
                RotM's story was shit because it was unoriginal and done already, not because it was underdeveloped

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Octarian and Salmonid culture which is rarely seen as much as it is talked about
                >Researchers in Alterna creating crystals extracted from squid bodily fluids that reacted to human thoughts which eventually led to the creation of Inkings
                >Grizzco having exponentially more potential for a serious or more mysterious story than what was presented
                I'm admittedly not a lore autist so that's all I got right now at 3 in the morning.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                grizzco was incredibly scuffed. nothing was ever explored, it was jut a background element despite being incredibly built up in the previous game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to make love to my veemo.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't play exclusively as girls

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      girls = cute
      self inserting = cringe
      simple as

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because squids are lame and male octo looks even more of a homosexual than you?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I play as a boy squid.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      troony game

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How does someone being trans in-game affect you?

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GG salmons ! G like Gold.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Try talking to Marie sex chatbot
    >Sex happens
    >in the middle of it the chatbot just says “Two weeks go by and Marie goes missing, never to be seen again.”

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >demoted to Profresh +3
    >took me over an hour to get back to EVP
    I have never seen so many people just fricking dying to innane shit like a lone Scrapper. I duno if I'm going back in till next rotation.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      to Profresh +3
      Right where you belong. Stay there shitter

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you read the rest of my post? moron.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cope cope crying cope cope
          yes we read it stay in shitfresh with the rest of the garbage
          other than having a shitty time vs king the rotation is kinda mid

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not in Shitfresh anymore though tard that's the point.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              press the derank button until it's not longer available and stop breathing

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, feel free to continue sperging out for no reason though.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                okay, banette

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                who?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                one of the whiny posters who doesn't even play with the pool

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hey blacklistgay! I thought I already told you to down one of those value bottles of Tylenol! I hope you and your family all get untreatable cancer.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                one of the whiny posters who doesn't even play with the pool

                Not true, I've been playing with the pool for the past week and a half or so. That being said, namedropping like a gay means you should have a nice day.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                so you finally have the courage to play with us

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that G! plays with sticks only?

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gushers
    >Every goldie spawns on the other side and never passes by the basket
    why do they design it like this

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think this rotation is the one to go for a high rank, at least in freelance
    >No weapon is good at killing cohocks so everyone has to do their part
    >Half the weapons are shit at painting so good luck hoping your freelancers are painting walls or the ground if you don't start with the reeflux or nautilus
    >Rapid blaster can't kill a steelhead in one cycle like the RB pro

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah nautilus is just fricked most of the time. lacks the range like ballpoint

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The lack of good crowd control tools is really evident during high tide when you're fricked if there are flyfish on the other island because heading over there is suicide for anyone.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah the fact we have 3 charging type weapons this rotation means freelancer spiral of doom
          i mean, if you count reef, which is honestly just paint and crowd control duty but works if rapid blast does his frickin job too.
          like someone pointed out, everyone has to be doing their job

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine being so shit you can't use the most bs splatling in the game

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          start paying attention to the conversation

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            start gitting gud and not crying about unnecessary range on a splatling with charge hold

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              how do you feel being "gud" at a kids game?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >kids
                this game is for child groomers, not children themselves.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Amazing
                Even better when I smurf

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                well dont forget to take a shower

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this just aint it.
      Someone on the dev team clearly hates smokeyard and wants us all to agree.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They could have just brought back one of the other maps if that was the case

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They could have just brought back one of the other maps if that was the case

        There really should be a custom map creator.

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder to kill fish sticks to reduce an incoming slideshow

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kill two Flyfish right off the rip
    >have multiple Flyfish worth of missiles locked onto me within 15 seconds after
    Fair and balanced game

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone here have any gold special badges

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >got a gold scale
      Yep.
      That's it,
      That's me being done.
      Shit rotation.
      Cheers Laphi, always fun.

      how many wins you need?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      2

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gold reef slider
        I'm jelly....

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw 1170 more wins for that gold reef slider badge
          i too am jelly...

          dont jelly. i played 2000 games because i still lose

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw 1170 more wins for that gold reef slider badge
        i too am jelly...

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >1170
          typo...right?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            ..nope, just finally started using a reef weapon
            dapples nouveau helped me get my first 30 wins yesterday

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              how many wins does a gold badge take exactly? 1200?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                yep and you have to use the special atleast once in that match, i think

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yup, otherwise it doesn’t count

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wish I knew how many more I need. Don't know why it doesn't tell you.

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    2/4 SR

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >overachiever
    i don't mind playing but just so the other anon knows, know we'll not be getting points for evp. fyi

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you guys get your clips to be webm?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I use a problem called WebMs for Anon's Like You

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      we use a special video to webm machine that uses 1 can of dr pepper

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like this.

      In short, you have to convert your video to .webm, compress it so the file is < 4 MB and don't forget to remove the audio.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >struggling against boros on fricking low tide
        So these are Ganker's best players...

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being so shit you can't use the reef-lux

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of people don't realize that you don't need the full charge.
      Just a half charge is enough for it to deal 210 damage, and the wider spread isn't as much of an issue since enemies in SR are so big.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick is full charge even for in SR?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's marginally better for steelheads? Outside of that, nothing, you should always half charge.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          more narrow reticle and slightly longer distance. i think that's it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can also hold a full charge while swimming too. but i barely find use for that

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >next card pack is in a month
    >after that 2 more relatively close to each other
    >then nothing for almost 100 days
    goddamn

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      there any badge after the gold 3 card thing?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not wanting to collect all the cards

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, it's just me being a completionist with the cards

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to have kids with Namonaki

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    salmon room up

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    im gonna need more energy if you're beating Ganker lads

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    today I won't play splatoon, sorry lads
    see you tomorrow

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn you guys are good
    sorry I was so bad, I'm new to the game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      3/4 SR

      It's all good
      gg

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >0/10
    gonna need you to focus up a bit more fella

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    guess what santa left?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How to Kill a Mocking Bird? No, wait The Old Man and the Sea?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Splatoon 4

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s fricking october, santa didn’t leave shit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i leave them around every christmas with my gf, this one was from last year

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ggs salmon
    don't really like this rotation so this is it for me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ggs 3silver gang

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the Fug badge, lads.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is she so white
      disgustang

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    2/4 sr

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll come help a bit.

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tourney is in just two days. Some players I haven't heard from or played with in a while, so if you haven't checked in for a bit, let us know if you still intend on playing. Just post your name's initial and the modes you plan on playing and jump in one of the open rooms tonight or tomorrow..

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      have you guys at least been practicing in open or something like that

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty consistently the past few weeks. Just reaching out to people who signed up and haven't really been around lately.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      who cares lmao

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        okay, lugo
        you don't even play with us

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    now at 3/4 fish mode

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >things start off good
    >Good waves about to get promoted
    >glowflies on the first wave three times in a row
    >down to zero now
    Frick you nogami

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nogami saw that you didn't brush your teeth and decided to punish you.

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I want to join SR rooms just to help anons but I don't know if I should because my evp is ~200-400 higher.

    How much of an impact it'll have on the hazard level ? It shouldn't be that bad, right ?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to start a room, but there are no other profresh in the pool. Least your in good company. I'd leave but I never realized how dead my lobby is. That and fresh encouragements

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm technically profresh but I'm go-getter at heart

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need a break, ggs

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    2,000 Terabytes of a child porn.

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gold
    worth it after not seeing a fug for over an hour 30 minutes
    gg team

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      very good yes. but no more.
      smokeyard is a bust this time.

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    reefslider into the body and bomb of the horrorboros is very big damage

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GGs team going to take a break

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ggs all bronze crew

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is laphi still in the pool? gonna wait until this freak disconnects

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick that homosexual

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you the one that got banned reefbro?

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what exactly did this gay do to piss the shitposter off?

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >freelance players keep leaving despite WINNING
    >takes 8 games (ALL WON) to get one boss
    Who has the SR version of this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      had that happen in the pool. swapped players a few times despite having a lot of king meter. but it's ok it's a tough rotation

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its way fricking better than last rotation.
        I'll take reeflux over pencil any fricking day.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i do this ever since i got 2 kings in a row once l o l

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >freelance players keep leaving despite WINNING

      bro I get the 1200P and im out

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not get both 1200 AND some boss scales?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like leaving after each match cause I don't want to rely on teammates

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You do though

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just don't want to get carried by the same teammates but instead get clips of randoms

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The shitposter is really Lugo LMAO

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not from /vg/?

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Someone thinks you’re “Fresh!”

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get a fresh on my "I just started playing solo" marks
      I know its always some gay here seething I didn't join their room and went freelance.
      If you see someone going solo right after you open your room, it means you fricking suck and nobody wants to play with you.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you don't like it there go on /vg/ homosexual, join my room

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Make me gay.
          I'll keep posting my solo queues and you can keep giving me your (fresh) all you want.

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't think ofa bigger homosexual than DEENS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      laphi

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy frick you Black folk are autistic. really glad i never engaged with this fanbase.

  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would ben dover syop with the namedropping?

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just realised how woefully underleveled I am :p

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet gibbs is behind this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No I believe it's Randomguy,as if joining /vg/ and bringing st/ink/ers in our rooms wasn't enough of an insult

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No I believe it's Randomguy,as if joining /vg/ and bringing st/ink/ers in our rooms wasn't enough of an insult

      Would ben dover syop with the namedropping?

      Nothing wrong with Name-dropping people you enjoy playing with. We like Irmaplotz and Quosmir here.

      I can't think ofa bigger homosexual than DEENS

      Just name everyone in your lobby at this point lol

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up GoonyTunes

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll fricking get you, swag.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            How can you be so sure I'm not Rojo?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Frick off G!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Typical Fhgwhgads behavior

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do you say the moonrune's name so I can namedrop him?

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never reply to anyone who mentions the word “blacklist”, or name drops people and calls them shitters. If you see your name, or anyone else’s, followed by an insult of any kind, don’t reply. Don’t even talk about it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey anon…
      Blacklist

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up G. You stick Black person.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        no I think that was Moose.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally nobody asked your opinion __________.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        does he only use sticks for real?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes I do

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now I get why we lost against /vg/...

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not in that homosexual tournament

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >stick aim

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Stick controls are better than meme Gyro shit, you're just coping your lack of skill with a stupid gimmick

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gyro is easy mode

  85. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    NEED...OCTOZON...GF...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Marina/Shiver an Octozon technically? Or are octolings different from them? I assume Octozons are just adult Octolings, yes?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shiver seems to be from a shark taming family that never really went underground with most Octarians.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Octozons are "elite" Octoling girls, whatever that means.
        They're also not much older than the playable Octolings.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        octozons are just army
        marina was an elite octozon in a very high ranked unit until she defected

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not fair.

  86. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    whens the sticks only lobby

  87. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was it I’m too lazy to browse

  88. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    should I post my fanart here or on /ink/?
    which one is more fore sharing art?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      /Ink/ def has more fanart but just post on both

  89. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love getting reeflux for low tide, so much area to paint

  90. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Nintendo have anti-cheat in splatoon 3 outside of checking if your console is modded?

  91. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    AIDS

  92. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Notice the shit stirrer in this thread constantly namedropping people they don't even play with. Absolute schizo /vg/ behavior like that blacklist dude who just b***hes in every thread. homie this is Ganker not reddit, if you wanna stir up drama so bad just go there, where you're clearly from

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You realize attention is what he wants yeah? You’re just going to get him revved up again. The guy is clearly mentally ill, just ignore and report

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This post started it.

      who cares lmao

  93. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got off work and made a room

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got a free spot?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        next round just started

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        we died it's up

  94. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit

  95. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you get banned for using the tableturf grinder?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      just use it offline

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt it considering nintendo sells controllers with turbo buttons, meaning that they probably can't detect fast repeated inputs

  96. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >connection unstable
    Bullshit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can come back in now if you wany

  97. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ggs 3silver crew
    >first wave after joining was glowflies
    my bad

  98. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    just 2/3rds on the way there!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's over half!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many match? How many bosses? God how much time?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've done said it before, but I'm gonna keep saying it. Love this veemo with all my heart and we better get some new info next direct.

      Holy shit, man, and I thought I was nuts.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every 30 golds is about 100 hours of gaming

  99. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did we win the scrim?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      We won the story.

  100. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm that's tough one, any hints?

  101. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was watching a replay and it just hit me how the enemy ceph cries are audible when you splat them. It’s both hilarious but also extremely satisfying if you get a triple or full wipe

  102. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Think I'm gonna make a room once the maps rotate. Feeling better than I have been for a while, so probably 2 bosses. Though that might depend on how hard the game shits on us.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brace yourself, this rotation's a tough one, even if you like Reeflux

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Awright, come on in if you wanna.
        >immediate fill up
        Alright, nevermind. Let's go.

        >even if you like Reeflux
        Smartass.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based salmon run autists

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now that was a fricking quality game.

            Best kind.

            not part of your circle jerk but yeah this frickin map and rotation is no bueno.
            the only fun weapon is a charger but goodluck having your team back you up when you got two other frickin weapons to charge up or them to do their job like kill the frickin trash

            It works well enough, at least for now.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      not part of your circle jerk but yeah this frickin map and rotation is no bueno.
      the only fun weapon is a charger but goodluck having your team back you up when you got two other frickin weapons to charge up or them to do their job like kill the frickin trash

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Charger has to do trash clearing too. Specifically, cohocks. Full health cohocks should be your targets, too

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good point. Chargers piercing should not be underutilized. Line up the cohocks and take them out. Its tap damage is weak, as is its partial charges. Full charge is what you want for vanilla charger in SR, and please clear trash with it, it’s very useful but as you say great at picking off cohocks

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now that was a fricking quality game.

          Best kind.

          [...]
          It works well enough, at least for now.

          yeah when i was handed the charger i made sure to target cohocks mostly. but i still was just mainly iffed freelancing because im sitting here thinkin why the frick am i the only one clearing it. and reef is off frickin around not painting back ground before we frickin swamped at the basket

          NTA but yeah I quite enjoyed this shift. Nautilus and rapid blaster need to focus on killing most of the trash. Naut can kind of function as a one man army honestly, its ability to constantly rev up charges and good damage allows you to cut through most stuff.
          Charger appears to be the common filter in my opinion. My advice to people who cant play charger is instead focus on egg jockeying, but try to take out steelheads when you can.
          Reeflux has the great turfing ability and just spam half charges to deal with everything else. It’s weak even with the buff, and the added range of the full charge generally isnt worth it. Still, its turfing ability is very useful, people shouldnt neglect that. Tap spam can kill small fry and chums if you get cornered.
          I think its a fun rotation all in all, but I like both charger and flux. Rapid blaster is a bit underwhelming, but please just focus on being the chum janny and it will help a lot

          reef and charger are the fun ones yeah. the rapid blast feels the weakest. just doesn't feel that strong to use.

          if everyone just, kinda does everything it works out but sometimes you just get reefers sniping bosses and avoiding everything else.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but yeah I quite enjoyed this shift. Nautilus and rapid blaster need to focus on killing most of the trash. Naut can kind of function as a one man army honestly, its ability to constantly rev up charges and good damage allows you to cut through most stuff.
        Charger appears to be the common filter in my opinion. My advice to people who cant play charger is instead focus on egg jockeying, but try to take out steelheads when you can.
        Reeflux has the great turfing ability and just spam half charges to deal with everything else. It’s weak even with the buff, and the added range of the full charge generally isnt worth it. Still, its turfing ability is very useful, people shouldnt neglect that. Tap spam can kill small fry and chums if you get cornered.
        I think its a fun rotation all in all, but I like both charger and flux. Rapid blaster is a bit underwhelming, but please just focus on being the chum janny and it will help a lot

  103. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone wanna join a second SR room?

  104. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick me, I'm glad we had all our specials for that high tide. Absolute b***h, it was.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yaoi hands daughter

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Much like I expected, this map is being a huge butthole and I probably would not have been able to do this freelancing.

        what

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I need to explain yaoi hands
          The world I grew up in is gone but regardless it's just a trend in older yaoi/maybe modern where's the hands are just weirdly big. Like in that picture with her massive mits

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I understood your reference, anon

  105. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cod I love the Reef-lux

  106. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fricking banned from /ink/.
    now where am I going to post my Lil Nas/Pearl fanart

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to say something snarky but we need a token drawgay. You may stay so long as you are on good behavior

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what did you do

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        didn't suck enough wiener

  107. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We fricked that fug. I dunno what you guys complaining about blaster are smoking, it's fricking invaluable to me right now. Being able to to deal fish sticks and stingers safely alone makes it great, and it's not too bad at crowd control.

  108. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got knocked off like 4 times off there on high tide. Thank god I had wave breakers.

  109. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >7 deaths
    Man...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll admit reeflux is doing kind of okay this time around.

      Woah, what.

      >I need to explain yaoi hands
      The world I grew up in is gone but regardless it's just a trend in older yaoi/maybe modern where's the hands are just weirdly big. Like in that picture with her massive mits

      In my defense, I haven't heard that phrase in like 5 years.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking hate chargers

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          2 bosses is all I can stands, I can't stands no more. For real, though, I did have a lot of fun with you guys. Despite smokeyard's best attempts. Only 3 silvers total is a bullshit payout, but it's about what you can expect anyway. Thanks for the games.

          Git gud.

          >I'll admit reeflux is doing kind of okay this time around
          Did you take my advice?

          I'm genuinely not sure, but I did notice that it does a lot better on this map due to all the bosses approaching from below. Range isn't too much of an issue when you can just wait for them to walk up.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Got 1 spot open for SR.

            Hectic but fun matches, see you later.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Invite

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                i took the spot

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                How dare you
                Just lmk if you have a spot free

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Spot open.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >city is full of Undertale posts and something called Shell nation
              Damn it no, give me back the spooky posting.

              GG's bro

              >Git gud
              So hard using chargers when you're sticks only

              >I'm genuinely not sure
              Didn't hear you reeeee so it's an improvement. Did you at least see me use it?

              Shit was fun. Only you people could make smokeyard bearable.
              >Didn't hear you reeeee so it's an improvement. Did you at least see me use it?
              I'll be completely honest, it didn't cross my mind. Really need to put more effort into watching how you play with it.

              Upcoming rotations looking real solid, especially spawning and junction

              ‘Flux works out better on this map for sure. It really ain’t as bad as you make it out. Far from the best but it has a niche

              Everyone has that weapon that they just can't click with, and for me I suppose it's reeflux. Just can't with this thing, almost everything about it pisses me off. It really did feel like it mostly the elevation doing the heaving lifting this time around. Though I did get it a couple times on high tide and managed to finesse my way around.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            GG's bro

            >Git gud
            So hard using chargers when you're sticks only

            >I'm genuinely not sure
            Didn't hear you reeeee so it's an improvement. Did you at least see me use it?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Upcoming rotations looking real solid, especially spawning and junction

            ‘Flux works out better on this map for sure. It really ain’t as bad as you make it out. Far from the best but it has a niche

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'll admit reeflux is doing kind of okay this time around
        Did you take my advice?

  110. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >15 seconds left
    >1 egg to go
    >surely we can deliver an egg in 15 seconds
    >basket's getting overrun
    >one player left
    >goddamn it
    >have to burn the wave breaker to revive and clear the wave
    goddamn this map. the basket area is too damn small

  111. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that slowdown
    Good god.

  112. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The adhesive holding my switch's screen peeled up and now there's dust and shit underneath the digitizer, frick me

  113. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't think we deserved that kill with all the scrambling we were doing but frick yeah, gold

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got sloppy near the end.

      I'm done GG's team

      GGs bro.

  114. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm done GG's team

  115. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah I forgot GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLD!

  116. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Course you homies got gold.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  117. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like they're barely putting regular shooters into the rotations lately.

  118. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the app says we had 10 flyfish in those 2 waves

  119. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anthrax

  120. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just noticed we had matching suits. gg team. very tired. good luck in your games

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Going for 1 more king.

      GGs.

  121. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got the version of this with the audio? If you do, I'll delete the file so it can be posted properly.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >audio
      >Ganker

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          wiener-bouncing squids

  122. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just a reminder that in S2 SR it was possible to get scoped chargers in a shift

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got into s2 at the start of last year and I hated when I got the scoped chargers. Now I main one and I wish there was an option to have the choice if you get scope or unscoped

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      scoped eliter was great, free range for barely any downsides (yes losing charge hold sucks but eliter is too slow to fully use it in SR)

  123. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another gold! Good games everyone.

  124. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good gold guys, ggs

  125. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woomy feet in my mouth

  126. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nodded off there for a decent while.That means bed time, but first some new veemos because Side Order brings me happiness.

  127. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute squid

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sweet little angel. Going to bed now, so long. I'd wish you good luck, but judging from the golds you obviously already have it.

        Silly kid.

  128. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  129. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  130. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do I demote myself in ranked?
    I miss C- is was fun

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      guys I have no idea what is happening I got to B+ from such an awful game

  131. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute

  132. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone wanna SR for one king?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's 7am

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it's 5

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it's 4:30

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now it’s 4:40

  133. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wake up

  134. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cant believe the tourney is happening very soon

  135. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really like the catalog outfit that makes your ceph look like a country bumpkin.

  136. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if brella but instead of launching the shield the entire brella launched itself like a reefslider

  137. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any tips for Smokeyard? Or is it really just the designated skip shift?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Start ranked for the season
      Have the most moronic teamates possible

      They don't super jump or do it without stealth jump at the worst possible moment and die instantly
      They can't let the rainmaker reset to the middle. Must shoot to make it explode
      If someone respawn first, you can be sure it'll swim to his death in seconds

      5-2 still but I thought it was supposed to be the higher ranks.

      It's not so bad if you play with good players. Must be a total shitshow at low evp though.

      What are you having the most trouble with ?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        b***h S+ has a metric shitload of morons that play worse than S ranks and enemy team will always have a X rank badge because frick you
        why do these people even play series? open exists

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ink the walls moronic Black person
      and don't go to gay baby prison island unless you really need to get rid of that stinger/flyfish or the basket is a frick and you run away to throw bombs/specials (especially crab) into the shitfest to clear it and revive dumbfricks who hopefully are near basket at that time

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you spend more than 5 seconds on the other side of the island at any given time then you're throwing
      You go over there to deal with the stinger that's annoying you and then gtfo as soon as possible, don't bother trying to transport more than one egg

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ink the walls moronic Black person
        and don't go to gay baby prison island unless you really need to get rid of that stinger/flyfish or the basket is a frick and you run away to throw bombs/specials (especially crab) into the shitfest to clear it and revive dumbfricks who hopefully are near basket at that time

        > Start ranked for the season
        Have the most moronic teamates possible

        They don't super jump or do it without stealth jump at the worst possible moment and die instantly
        They can't let the rainmaker reset to the middle. Must shoot to make it explode
        If someone respawn first, you can be sure it'll swim to his death in seconds

        5-2 still but I thought it was supposed to be the higher ranks.

        It's not so bad if you play with good players. Must be a total shitshow at low evp though.

        What are you having the most trouble with ?

        I already do all this but I couldn't get more than one winning EVP with randoms. The basket got fricked up every time.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          wait until another rotation for some reason the randoms are beyond trash now despite a horrible rotation being just right before

  138. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    QR code for a new banner

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >european championship
      >american banner
      ????

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's probably Baumkuchen since it's for a german tournament and japs are crazy for those ever since a german soldier made a bakery of those there after the war

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you laphi

  139. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What will he have done next?

  140. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do i enjoy turf without gettin mad from losing so much?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to get over the frustration, play to have fun and to improve yourself.

      If you want to win more, paint every corner of your base early on if nobody else is doing it (boring). A mistake I see a lot if taking mid but keep pushing to their base instead of defending it and not watching the flanks. You can also try to sneak up in their base before the last 30 seconds and paint it.

      It's just turf anyway, why are you getting so mad about losing casual matches ?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        because i keep getting timmies and the matchmaking is garbage. you will get mad losing over and over in a row despite all your efforts

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >play timmy mode
          >get timmies
          HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            stop caring idiot
            turf is for weapon practice and leveling gear

            meanwhile there are homosexuals, in this thread, that specifically party up to wipe timmies in these modes.
            says a lot about our society

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              coping timmy
              go shove that aerogay up your ass

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              in turf war? name them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop caring idiot
      turf is for weapon practice and leveling gear

  141. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    anybody down for salmon run rn?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      rev up that room

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Booting up now. Invite should be sent out in about a minute

  142. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finish this thread already i have my own package i want to make a thread about

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make a new one fgt

  143. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ggs salmon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      gg, gonna get something to eat.

  144. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ggs

  145. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SR freelance
    >lose wave 3 by 1 egg
    >wow this team sucks they couldn't carry me and make up for my mistakes
    >leave

  146. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Migrate when ready

    [...]

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about no

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's not a splatoon thread, gay

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody is migrating to that shit thread

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