>didn’t order chinkshit stickers that will inevitably peel >didn’t order them with chinkshit snake oil joysticks
You can keep your mad catz shit to yourself thanks.
i will, thanks, enjoy your drifting in a few months and playing with one of the worst sticks ever only beaten by stuff like shita sticks
Never had stick drift, and even if I did Nintendo would just replace my joy cons for free. I’d hazard a guess that gulikit isn’t going to do shit outside of a warranty period.
You wouldn't really get that type of issue with a hall effect stick but I've heard that gulikit sticks don't feel good to use, and have a square shaped input zone.
where did you get them?
the bag makes it seem like nintendo send it to you
but you can't buy the splatoon cons seperately
so it's probably a repair/replacement
but could also be cheap bootleg cons
or worse, you paid someone to take original joy cons and they swapped the shell out with aliexpress shells
I got them off of eBay from a Japanese seller, they always like to put extra things in the box. They’re official, they have the Nintendo logo and read amiibo just fine.
Wrong person, I ordered the joy cons. I also ordered the pro controller. My joy cons are pretty beat up and I don’t have a pro controller.
8 months ago
Anonymous
you going to replace the stick in them anon?
otherwise they don't really last long.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I will when they start drifting. I would send them in to Nintendo if they needed repairing, but iirc Nintendo tends to send generic joy con colors back when you send special edition ones.
okay, lugo
you don't even play with us
is laphi still in the pool? gonna wait until this freak disconnects
have a nice day.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>have a nice day.
no you
even shitters like fangfox plays with us
8 months ago
Anonymous
>gayfox
8 months ago
Anonymous
Nobody plays with you because you don’t play the fricking game in the first place.
8 months ago
Anonymous
host a room, lugo
8 months ago
Anonymous
Oh noes!!! He got me!!!! He threw a dart at the wall and he guessed my name incorrectly!!!
I’m starting to feel that Tylenol is too painless. Try setting yourself on fire, I heard it’s the most painful way to go.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Calm down, Nauic
8 months ago
Anonymous
ooh, ooh, guess my name!
8 months ago
Anonymous
Obsessed
8 months ago
Anonymous
Don't reply to the namedropper
8 months ago
Anonymous
Nothing wrong with Name-dropping people you enjoy playing with. We like Irmaplotz and Quosmir here.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Go frick yourself.
Better than you, you worthless jizz slurping prostitute.
The blaster is by far the worst weapon in this rotation holy shit
8 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah I really don't understand its niche compared to the RB pro. It's basically a downgrade.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Looking at the wiki, it looks like both RB and Pro do the same damage. The differences are that RB has slightly better ink consumption and Pro has slightly better fire speed, which lets it one-cycle steelheads. Everything else is the same, stat-wise. Why the FRICK did they make two of these weapons
8 months ago
Anonymous
>Why the FRICK did they make two of these weapons
because they made them for pvp first and in pvp they have different uses (even if not much different)
blame moron devs for barely giving a shit about the game and not either giving pvp centered weapons their own specific roles or just removing them from the pool altogether as literally no one ever will miss shit like splatterscope, jet, pro or rapid in salmon
Does Nintendo have anti-cheat in splatoon 3 outside of checking if your console is modded?
nobody checks for cfw idiot
it checks for obvious cheating and also compares your savefile to what's stored on server (yes there's a server with stuff stored) so if you edit your gear or stats you get banned
8 months ago
Anonymous
>nobody checks for cfw idiot
The single dumbest thing I've ever read.
8 months ago
Anonymous
it was proven a billion times that nothing nintendo has detects or cares to detect cfw itself
stop cheating and modding yes your 60 fps hacks also count
8 months ago
Anonymous
>jet
Speak for yourself, jet squelcher's utility is amazing in salmon run. It may not be able to shit out damage, but the sheer range and being able to take care of most of the bosses from a safe distance is invaluable. And as a support weapon, it's amazing. Can not tell you how many times I've saved my teammates from getting killed or dealt with the big shot cannon.
8 months ago
Anonymous
ink guzzlers with trash dps don't have place in salmon and no "le range" cope will change it this is not pvp >safely deal with bosses
you plinking one boss for 20% of entire match is borderline throwing
best jet can do is to kill some stinger slightly safer than normal weapons
8 months ago
Anonymous
Frick you I'd miss jet and pro. Delete H-3 before anything else.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>shitting on jet and splat pro
sound like someone needs to git gud
I hadn't even noticed that he shit on pro, that thing is really nice.
ink guzzlers with trash dps don't have place in salmon and no "le range" cope will change it this is not pvp >safely deal with bosses
you plinking one boss for 20% of entire match is borderline throwing
best jet can do is to kill some stinger slightly safer than normal weapons
>ink guzzler
Glad to know you don't know how to use it. Pretty much everything you just said is wrong, to the point that it's rather worrying.
8 months ago
Anonymous
full denial
imagine thinking that wasting half your tank to barely achieve anything is a good thing
riddle me this dipshit - what is the point of your shitty weapons when stuff like 96 exists which does everything better with half the consumption?
8 months ago
Anonymous
>caring this much about muh dps
I don't give a flying frick if it takes me like a second longer to kill a boss. The important thing is being helpful to the team. If one weapon can let me deal with so many different threads reliably, then I'm going to like it. It's only really a problem if the whole team has low dps weapons, at which point there's a different problem at hand.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>shitting on jet and splat pro
sound like someone needs to git gud
8 months ago
Anonymous
I've never seen a complaint about pro that didn't boil down to "I don't know how to manage my ink"
What gamemodes from other shooters do you think should be in S
platoon, even though you know it will never happen?
Personally a forge mode in the likes of halo would definitely curb all the people b***hing about the map design. even if it's super limited and only allows the placement of props, it would at least shut up the majority of
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Seriously though there's a lot of le deep lore that is clearly on the minds of the devs that does not show itself in the main plot in the slightest, with 3's story being the most egregious example so far.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>there's a lot of le deep lore that is clearly on the minds of the devs
I'm gonna need a few examples
RotM's story was shit because it was unoriginal and done already, not because it was underdeveloped
8 months ago
Anonymous
>Octarian and Salmonid culture which is rarely seen as much as it is talked about >Researchers in Alterna creating crystals extracted from squid bodily fluids that reacted to human thoughts which eventually led to the creation of Inkings >Grizzco having exponentially more potential for a serious or more mysterious story than what was presented
I'm admittedly not a lore autist so that's all I got right now at 3 in the morning.
8 months ago
Anonymous
grizzco was incredibly scuffed. nothing was ever explored, it was jut a background element despite being incredibly built up in the previous game.
>Try talking to Marie sex chatbot >Sex happens >in the middle of it the chatbot just says “Two weeks go by and Marie goes missing, never to be seen again.”
>demoted to Profresh +3 >took me over an hour to get back to EVP
I have never seen so many people just fricking dying to innane shit like a lone Scrapper. I duno if I'm going back in till next rotation.
>cope cope crying cope cope
yes we read it stay in shitfresh with the rest of the garbage
other than having a shitty time vs king the rotation is kinda mid
press the derank button until it's not longer available and stop breathing
8 months ago
Anonymous
Nah, feel free to continue sperging out for no reason though.
8 months ago
Anonymous
okay, banette
8 months ago
Anonymous
who?
8 months ago
Anonymous
one of the whiny posters who doesn't even play with the pool
8 months ago
Anonymous
Hey blacklistgay! I thought I already told you to down one of those value bottles of Tylenol! I hope you and your family all get untreatable cancer.
8 months ago
Anonymous
one of the whiny posters who doesn't even play with the pool
Not true, I've been playing with the pool for the past week and a half or so. That being said, namedropping like a gay means you should have a nice day.
I don't think this rotation is the one to go for a high rank, at least in freelance >No weapon is good at killing cohocks so everyone has to do their part >Half the weapons are shit at painting so good luck hoping your freelancers are painting walls or the ground if you don't start with the reeflux or nautilus >Rapid blaster can't kill a steelhead in one cycle like the RB pro
The lack of good crowd control tools is really evident during high tide when you're fricked if there are flyfish on the other island because heading over there is suicide for anyone.
yeah the fact we have 3 charging type weapons this rotation means freelancer spiral of doom
i mean, if you count reef, which is honestly just paint and crowd control duty but works if rapid blast does his frickin job too.
like someone pointed out, everyone has to be doing their job
A lot of people don't realize that you don't need the full charge.
Just a half charge is enough for it to deal 210 damage, and the wider spread isn't as much of an issue since enemies in SR are so big.
Tourney is in just two days. Some players I haven't heard from or played with in a while, so if you haven't checked in for a bit, let us know if you still intend on playing. Just post your name's initial and the modes you plan on playing and jump in one of the open rooms tonight or tomorrow..
I want to start a room, but there are no other profresh in the pool. Least your in good company. I'd leave but I never realized how dead my lobby is. That and fresh encouragements
>get a fresh on my "I just started playing solo" marks
I know its always some gay here seething I didn't join their room and went freelance.
If you see someone going solo right after you open your room, it means you fricking suck and nobody wants to play with you.
Never reply to anyone who mentions the word “blacklist”, or name drops people and calls them shitters. If you see your name, or anyone else’s, followed by an insult of any kind, don’t reply. Don’t even talk about it.
Notice the shit stirrer in this thread constantly namedropping people they don't even play with. Absolute schizo /vg/ behavior like that blacklist dude who just b***hes in every thread. homie this is Ganker not reddit, if you wanna stir up drama so bad just go there, where you're clearly from
Was watching a replay and it just hit me how the enemy ceph cries are audible when you splat them. It’s both hilarious but also extremely satisfying if you get a triple or full wipe
Think I'm gonna make a room once the maps rotate. Feeling better than I have been for a while, so probably 2 bosses. Though that might depend on how hard the game shits on us.
not part of your circle jerk but yeah this frickin map and rotation is no bueno.
the only fun weapon is a charger but goodluck having your team back you up when you got two other frickin weapons to charge up or them to do their job like kill the frickin trash
not part of your circle jerk but yeah this frickin map and rotation is no bueno.
the only fun weapon is a charger but goodluck having your team back you up when you got two other frickin weapons to charge up or them to do their job like kill the frickin trash
Good point. Chargers piercing should not be underutilized. Line up the cohocks and take them out. Its tap damage is weak, as is its partial charges. Full charge is what you want for vanilla charger in SR, and please clear trash with it, it’s very useful but as you say great at picking off cohocks
yeah when i was handed the charger i made sure to target cohocks mostly. but i still was just mainly iffed freelancing because im sitting here thinkin why the frick am i the only one clearing it. and reef is off frickin around not painting back ground before we frickin swamped at the basket
NTA but yeah I quite enjoyed this shift. Nautilus and rapid blaster need to focus on killing most of the trash. Naut can kind of function as a one man army honestly, its ability to constantly rev up charges and good damage allows you to cut through most stuff.
Charger appears to be the common filter in my opinion. My advice to people who cant play charger is instead focus on egg jockeying, but try to take out steelheads when you can.
Reeflux has the great turfing ability and just spam half charges to deal with everything else. It’s weak even with the buff, and the added range of the full charge generally isnt worth it. Still, its turfing ability is very useful, people shouldnt neglect that. Tap spam can kill small fry and chums if you get cornered.
I think its a fun rotation all in all, but I like both charger and flux. Rapid blaster is a bit underwhelming, but please just focus on being the chum janny and it will help a lot
reef and charger are the fun ones yeah. the rapid blast feels the weakest. just doesn't feel that strong to use.
if everyone just, kinda does everything it works out but sometimes you just get reefers sniping bosses and avoiding everything else.
NTA but yeah I quite enjoyed this shift. Nautilus and rapid blaster need to focus on killing most of the trash. Naut can kind of function as a one man army honestly, its ability to constantly rev up charges and good damage allows you to cut through most stuff.
Charger appears to be the common filter in my opinion. My advice to people who cant play charger is instead focus on egg jockeying, but try to take out steelheads when you can.
Reeflux has the great turfing ability and just spam half charges to deal with everything else. It’s weak even with the buff, and the added range of the full charge generally isnt worth it. Still, its turfing ability is very useful, people shouldnt neglect that. Tap spam can kill small fry and chums if you get cornered.
I think its a fun rotation all in all, but I like both charger and flux. Rapid blaster is a bit underwhelming, but please just focus on being the chum janny and it will help a lot
>I need to explain yaoi hands
The world I grew up in is gone but regardless it's just a trend in older yaoi/maybe modern where's the hands are just weirdly big. Like in that picture with her massive mits
We fricked that fug. I dunno what you guys complaining about blaster are smoking, it's fricking invaluable to me right now. Being able to to deal fish sticks and stingers safely alone makes it great, and it's not too bad at crowd control.
I'll admit reeflux is doing kind of okay this time around.
Woah, what.
>I need to explain yaoi hands
The world I grew up in is gone but regardless it's just a trend in older yaoi/maybe modern where's the hands are just weirdly big. Like in that picture with her massive mits
In my defense, I haven't heard that phrase in like 5 years.
2 bosses is all I can stands, I can't stands no more. For real, though, I did have a lot of fun with you guys. Despite smokeyard's best attempts. Only 3 silvers total is a bullshit payout, but it's about what you can expect anyway. Thanks for the games.
Git gud.
>I'll admit reeflux is doing kind of okay this time around
Did you take my advice?
I'm genuinely not sure, but I did notice that it does a lot better on this map due to all the bosses approaching from below. Range isn't too much of an issue when you can just wait for them to walk up.
>city is full of Undertale posts and something called Shell nation
Damn it no, give me back the spooky posting.
GG's bro
>Git gud
So hard using chargers when you're sticks only
>I'm genuinely not sure
Didn't hear you reeeee so it's an improvement. Did you at least see me use it?
Shit was fun. Only you people could make smokeyard bearable. >Didn't hear you reeeee so it's an improvement. Did you at least see me use it?
I'll be completely honest, it didn't cross my mind. Really need to put more effort into watching how you play with it.
Upcoming rotations looking real solid, especially spawning and junction
‘Flux works out better on this map for sure. It really ain’t as bad as you make it out. Far from the best but it has a niche
Everyone has that weapon that they just can't click with, and for me I suppose it's reeflux. Just can't with this thing, almost everything about it pisses me off. It really did feel like it mostly the elevation doing the heaving lifting this time around. Though I did get it a couple times on high tide and managed to finesse my way around.
>15 seconds left >1 egg to go >surely we can deliver an egg in 15 seconds >basket's getting overrun >one player left >goddamn it >have to burn the wave breaker to revive and clear the wave
goddamn this map. the basket area is too damn small
I got into s2 at the start of last year and I hated when I got the scoped chargers. Now I main one and I wish there was an option to have the choice if you get scope or unscoped
> Start ranked for the season
Have the most moronic teamates possible
They don't super jump or do it without stealth jump at the worst possible moment and die instantly
They can't let the rainmaker reset to the middle. Must shoot to make it explode
If someone respawn first, you can be sure it'll swim to his death in seconds
5-2 still but I thought it was supposed to be the higher ranks.
It's not so bad if you play with good players. Must be a total shitshow at low evp though.
b***h S+ has a metric shitload of morons that play worse than S ranks and enemy team will always have a X rank badge because frick you
why do these people even play series? open exists
ink the walls moronic Black person
and don't go to gay baby prison island unless you really need to get rid of that stinger/flyfish or the basket is a frick and you run away to throw bombs/specials (especially crab) into the shitfest to clear it and revive dumbfricks who hopefully are near basket at that time
if you spend more than 5 seconds on the other side of the island at any given time then you're throwing
You go over there to deal with the stinger that's annoying you and then gtfo as soon as possible, don't bother trying to transport more than one egg
ink the walls moronic Black person
and don't go to gay baby prison island unless you really need to get rid of that stinger/flyfish or the basket is a frick and you run away to throw bombs/specials (especially crab) into the shitfest to clear it and revive dumbfricks who hopefully are near basket at that time
> Start ranked for the season
Have the most moronic teamates possible
They don't super jump or do it without stealth jump at the worst possible moment and die instantly
They can't let the rainmaker reset to the middle. Must shoot to make it explode
If someone respawn first, you can be sure it'll swim to his death in seconds
5-2 still but I thought it was supposed to be the higher ranks.
It's not so bad if you play with good players. Must be a total shitshow at low evp though.
What are you having the most trouble with ?
I already do all this but I couldn't get more than one winning EVP with randoms. The basket got fricked up every time.
it's probably Baumkuchen since it's for a german tournament and japs are crazy for those ever since a german soldier made a bakery of those there after the war
You need to get over the frustration, play to have fun and to improve yourself.
If you want to win more, paint every corner of your base early on if nobody else is doing it (boring). A mistake I see a lot if taking mid but keep pushing to their base instead of defending it and not watching the flanks. You can also try to sneak up in their base before the last 30 seconds and paint it.
It's just turf anyway, why are you getting so mad about losing casual matches ?
deez nuts
haha
gottem
If it's not frickable Inkling bussy don't bother
OP ITS A BOMB FROM ISIS DONT OPEN IT
homosexual
only pussy is allowed on this board
Splatoon
It is splatoon related.
What's Splatoon?
Ligma balls
Suuper Mario wonder
where's the hand?
So sad Steve Jobs died of Ligma.
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
Ligma balls
>fedex
Something broken
give it back jamal
SHOW ME YOUR HAND
Well? What's in the fricking package? It looks kind of flat so maybe an artbook, an etsy print, or some amiibo cards.
Splatoon 3 art book
OP is a gay and this whole thread is gay I'm out I don't even want this package I'm going to the beach.
Please take out the statics guyz…
Apparently came with a splatoon bag.
why are you white
>no black hands
you had one job OP
why are you white
whito piggo go home
>white
>splatoon
enjoy the e-girl onahole
Nah the best e-girl ona to exist comes in a box much bigger than that.
Elaborate
e-girlnco virgo
Man of impeccable taste
OST on CD?
Return that immediately, Charles.
Cool
Why not the Splat 3 pro controller?
Put that back on the porch you found it on, Connor
>apparently
>The bag is right in front of you
>t. seeing is believing-gays
>white
fricking nugays. Ganker is dead
GIVE IT BACK YOU Black person
souless white hand
>white
You have soft 5’7 looking hands…
WTF! Return that reparation package back to its black owner
>white hand
FRICKING KKKRACKA
Holy frick, FINALLY, a hand I can trust.
why are you white
Are you a pedophile?
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give that back to the indigenous population, bill.
>Ganker so use to seeing black hands their upset
Hilarious
>it's a "OP only posts update pics every 20 mins" episode
Nobody got it right 🙁
kewl colors
>ordering ugly ass joycons instead of just vinyl for basic ones
>didn't even order gulikit sticks
everyone look at this homosexual and laugh
>didn’t order chinkshit stickers that will inevitably peel
>didn’t order them with chinkshit snake oil joysticks
You can keep your mad catz shit to yourself thanks.
i will, thanks, enjoy your drifting in a few months and playing with one of the worst sticks ever only beaten by stuff like shita sticks
What was wrong with the Vita's sticks? Seemed just fine to me.
they are absolute garbage unless you only play tranime games
one of the reasons why i never bothered 100% gravity rush 1 is shita's horrible controls
i have literally never used the joycons outside of what i needed to to set up a real controller
your loss, split joycons splat is actually lots of fun.
Do you never use the switch handheld?
Never had stick drift, and even if I did Nintendo would just replace my joy cons for free. I’d hazard a guess that gulikit isn’t going to do shit outside of a warranty period.
You wouldn't really get that type of issue with a hall effect stick but I've heard that gulikit sticks don't feel good to use, and have a square shaped input zone.
Maybe I should compile all of Ganker's 'tips' and make a new Ganker approved grizzco manual
where did you get them?
the bag makes it seem like nintendo send it to you
but you can't buy the splatoon cons seperately
so it's probably a repair/replacement
but could also be cheap bootleg cons
or worse, you paid someone to take original joy cons and they swapped the shell out with aliexpress shells
I got them off of eBay from a Japanese seller, they always like to put extra things in the box. They’re official, they have the Nintendo logo and read amiibo just fine.
It hasn’t arrived yet.
>but could also be cheap bootleg cons
the bags that they're in and the straps tell me they are real
Shit looking dragon dildo. You got scammed, sasuga anon kun.
Cheers, the Splatoon 3 Switch is probably my favorite looking limited edition switch.
There's not a lot of competition
That controller?
It looks like a DILDO
You'd know a lot about dildos wouldn'ts you?
lurk forever my man
Will he still be alive for the pee ess sextuple?
stay ballin
yes
why would anyone buy more joycon instead of just getting a pro controller?
magpie mentality:
>shiny preety me need it
moron mentality:
>I need to reply before I read anything
anon I was agreeing with you...
Wrong person, I ordered the joy cons. I also ordered the pro controller. My joy cons are pretty beat up and I don’t have a pro controller.
you going to replace the stick in them anon?
otherwise they don't really last long.
I will when they start drifting. I would send them in to Nintendo if they needed repairing, but iirc Nintendo tends to send generic joy con colors back when you send special edition ones.
have a nice day.
>have a nice day.
no you
even shitters like fangfox plays with us
>gayfox
Nobody plays with you because you don’t play the fricking game in the first place.
host a room, lugo
Oh noes!!! He got me!!!! He threw a dart at the wall and he guessed my name incorrectly!!!
I’m starting to feel that Tylenol is too painless. Try setting yourself on fire, I heard it’s the most painful way to go.
Calm down, Nauic
ooh, ooh, guess my name!
Obsessed
Don't reply to the namedropper
Nothing wrong with Name-dropping people you enjoy playing with. We like Irmaplotz and Quosmir here.
Go frick yourself.
Better than you, you worthless jizz slurping prostitute.
Thanks doc
Zazed.
Oh, cute controllers, apologies for prior rudeness whiteboi
Thanks Doc
Looks nice
Is this the "whyteboi" sized dragon dildos?
Buck broken Black folks can easily fit like 20 of those at once with room to spare.
Most mentally sane Splatoon player
im not sure who is supposed to be owned by this post
thanks doc
GG's team
simply ebin
I don't speak filthy cheater what does that mean
>he doesn't have 300+ chunks of every ability from grinding salmon
anon...
I'd advance my seed 16 times into squid girls if you catch my drift
Only 16 times?
it's october and it's still fricking hot
so good i guess
Seriously, yeah it's still goddamn hot
Nice and salty squid
Nice and salty, thank you for asking 🙂
What do we think of these players in the pool?
MP
Banette
Tinnitus
Golden
>EVP 0
Fricking hell
OH N-
Why there's so much trash in salmon? Wasn't marooner supposed to send all shitters back to profresh they belong in?
There's no escape from bad freelancers
It's over
Why is Marie asking a girl that? Girls can't get girls pregnant
Maybe she hopes they'll get their friends involved.
grizz co hat
Jesus that was way too many enemies
now its smokeyard time
this looks disgusting
i do not like this image at all
since when does big man have ears
impersonators. we must kill them.
It's not our fault Nintendo doesn't know what a manta ray looks like
Wow it isn't gay shit, god blessed this board today.
Lack of artistic skill and commission money can't hold me back now
>no smol Pearl gf
Just end it all
>wanting a Pearl gf
Problem?
This rotation is not doing it for me hg fellas thanks for the king
Post good art
The blaster is by far the worst weapon in this rotation holy shit
Yeah I really don't understand its niche compared to the RB pro. It's basically a downgrade.
Looking at the wiki, it looks like both RB and Pro do the same damage. The differences are that RB has slightly better ink consumption and Pro has slightly better fire speed, which lets it one-cycle steelheads. Everything else is the same, stat-wise. Why the FRICK did they make two of these weapons
>Why the FRICK did they make two of these weapons
because they made them for pvp first and in pvp they have different uses (even if not much different)
blame moron devs for barely giving a shit about the game and not either giving pvp centered weapons their own specific roles or just removing them from the pool altogether as literally no one ever will miss shit like splatterscope, jet, pro or rapid in salmon
nobody checks for cfw idiot
it checks for obvious cheating and also compares your savefile to what's stored on server (yes there's a server with stuff stored) so if you edit your gear or stats you get banned
>nobody checks for cfw idiot
The single dumbest thing I've ever read.
it was proven a billion times that nothing nintendo has detects or cares to detect cfw itself
stop cheating and modding yes your 60 fps hacks also count
>jet
Speak for yourself, jet squelcher's utility is amazing in salmon run. It may not be able to shit out damage, but the sheer range and being able to take care of most of the bosses from a safe distance is invaluable. And as a support weapon, it's amazing. Can not tell you how many times I've saved my teammates from getting killed or dealt with the big shot cannon.
ink guzzlers with trash dps don't have place in salmon and no "le range" cope will change it this is not pvp
>safely deal with bosses
you plinking one boss for 20% of entire match is borderline throwing
best jet can do is to kill some stinger slightly safer than normal weapons
Frick you I'd miss jet and pro. Delete H-3 before anything else.
I hadn't even noticed that he shit on pro, that thing is really nice.
>ink guzzler
Glad to know you don't know how to use it. Pretty much everything you just said is wrong, to the point that it's rather worrying.
full denial
imagine thinking that wasting half your tank to barely achieve anything is a good thing
riddle me this dipshit - what is the point of your shitty weapons when stuff like 96 exists which does everything better with half the consumption?
>caring this much about muh dps
I don't give a flying frick if it takes me like a second longer to kill a boss. The important thing is being helpful to the team. If one weapon can let me deal with so many different threads reliably, then I'm going to like it. It's only really a problem if the whole team has low dps weapons, at which point there's a different problem at hand.
>shitting on jet and splat pro
sound like someone needs to git gud
I've never seen a complaint about pro that didn't boil down to "I don't know how to manage my ink"
Buff .96 when
GGs
>GOLD
we won!
>beef it
>get gold
60% of the time it works everytime!
GGs goofy woomies
So why exactly do you play exclusively as girls? Anything you'd like to share with the class?
because males now use female animations so id rather play as a cute inkling instead of a zestyling
The female idle hip sway is still noticeably more aggressive on girls
What gamemodes from other shooters do you think should be in S
platoon, even though you know it will never happen?
Personally a forge mode in the likes of halo would definitely curb all the people b***hing about the map design. even if it's super limited and only allows the placement of props, it would at least shut up the majority of
ahh yee yee ass post fricked up.
>what game modes from other shooters you think would work in splatoon?
the boy inklings are super gay and the octolings are somehow even gayer
Octos are handsome.
that pretty woomy shouldn't be anywhere near a filthy weyy
>Franchise is almost a decade old
>still no anime series or movie
I'm hopefuly with Nintendo expanding into multimedia projects aggressively that we'll be getting something Splatoon related soon.
I doubt it would be any good if it did happen
Well at least it has a manga.
Is it any good?
Nah, it's just lame jokes since the target audience is kids.
Damn, it seems like one of those things that could've been a sleeper hit that goes off the rails of the main story
I keep seeing it at my local book store, is it any good?
from what I've heard, basic shonen slop.
The closest you'll get is the manga
They’ll frick it up and you know it. It’ll be shit and you know it. Better off with nothing at all then something that’s god-swful
Look deep within your soul and ask yourself if you can truly accept the prospect of any Splatoon character speaking coherently
You're right. It'll never work.
>anime keeps the Inkling jibberish and is subtitled in every language
the best outcome, but think of how expensive it would be to find Japanese VA's willing to speak gibberish.
both nintendo and capcom never had issues with it
Every episode opens with "The following has been translated by the Squid Research Lab for your enjoyment"
>franchise is almost a decade old
What the frick are you talking about? It came out in 2015 when I was finishing high school, that wasn't too long ag-
I hope they do something cool for the 10 year anniversary at least when that rolls around.
>2015 was 20 years ago...
Can't believe Splatoon is already 30 years old
wtf would it be about?
inklings speak incoherent gibberish, how would you get around that?
You don't, force everyone to read subtitles.
>wtf would it be about?
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Seriously though there's a lot of le deep lore that is clearly on the minds of the devs that does not show itself in the main plot in the slightest, with 3's story being the most egregious example so far.
>there's a lot of le deep lore that is clearly on the minds of the devs
I'm gonna need a few examples
RotM's story was shit because it was unoriginal and done already, not because it was underdeveloped
>Octarian and Salmonid culture which is rarely seen as much as it is talked about
>Researchers in Alterna creating crystals extracted from squid bodily fluids that reacted to human thoughts which eventually led to the creation of Inkings
>Grizzco having exponentially more potential for a serious or more mysterious story than what was presented
I'm admittedly not a lore autist so that's all I got right now at 3 in the morning.
grizzco was incredibly scuffed. nothing was ever explored, it was jut a background element despite being incredibly built up in the previous game.
I want to make love to my veemo.
i don't play exclusively as girls
girls = cute
self inserting = cringe
simple as
because squids are lame and male octo looks even more of a homosexual than you?
I play as a boy squid.
troony game
How does someone being trans in-game affect you?
GG salmons ! G like Gold.
>Try talking to Marie sex chatbot
>Sex happens
>in the middle of it the chatbot just says “Two weeks go by and Marie goes missing, never to be seen again.”
>demoted to Profresh +3
>took me over an hour to get back to EVP
I have never seen so many people just fricking dying to innane shit like a lone Scrapper. I duno if I'm going back in till next rotation.
to Profresh +3
Right where you belong. Stay there shitter
Did you read the rest of my post? moron.
>cope cope crying cope cope
yes we read it stay in shitfresh with the rest of the garbage
other than having a shitty time vs king the rotation is kinda mid
I'm not in Shitfresh anymore though tard that's the point.
press the derank button until it's not longer available and stop breathing
Nah, feel free to continue sperging out for no reason though.
okay, banette
who?
one of the whiny posters who doesn't even play with the pool
Hey blacklistgay! I thought I already told you to down one of those value bottles of Tylenol! I hope you and your family all get untreatable cancer.
Not true, I've been playing with the pool for the past week and a half or so. That being said, namedropping like a gay means you should have a nice day.
so you finally have the courage to play with us
Is it true that G! plays with sticks only?
>Gushers
>Every goldie spawns on the other side and never passes by the basket
why do they design it like this
I don't think this rotation is the one to go for a high rank, at least in freelance
>No weapon is good at killing cohocks so everyone has to do their part
>Half the weapons are shit at painting so good luck hoping your freelancers are painting walls or the ground if you don't start with the reeflux or nautilus
>Rapid blaster can't kill a steelhead in one cycle like the RB pro
yeah nautilus is just fricked most of the time. lacks the range like ballpoint
The lack of good crowd control tools is really evident during high tide when you're fricked if there are flyfish on the other island because heading over there is suicide for anyone.
yeah the fact we have 3 charging type weapons this rotation means freelancer spiral of doom
i mean, if you count reef, which is honestly just paint and crowd control duty but works if rapid blast does his frickin job too.
like someone pointed out, everyone has to be doing their job
imagine being so shit you can't use the most bs splatling in the game
start paying attention to the conversation
start gitting gud and not crying about unnecessary range on a splatling with charge hold
how do you feel being "gud" at a kids game?
>kids
this game is for child groomers, not children themselves.
Amazing
Even better when I smurf
well dont forget to take a shower
this just aint it.
Someone on the dev team clearly hates smokeyard and wants us all to agree.
They could have just brought back one of the other maps if that was the case
There really should be a custom map creator.
reminder to kill fish sticks to reduce an incoming slideshow
>kill two Flyfish right off the rip
>have multiple Flyfish worth of missiles locked onto me within 15 seconds after
Fair and balanced game
does anyone here have any gold special badges
>got a gold scale
Yep.
That's it,
That's me being done.
Shit rotation.
Cheers Laphi, always fun.
how many wins you need?
2
>gold reef slider
I'm jelly....
dont jelly. i played 2000 games because i still lose
>tfw 1170 more wins for that gold reef slider badge
i too am jelly...
>1170
typo...right?
..nope, just finally started using a reef weapon
dapples nouveau helped me get my first 30 wins yesterday
how many wins does a gold badge take exactly? 1200?
yep and you have to use the special atleast once in that match, i think
Yup, otherwise it doesn’t count
Wish I knew how many more I need. Don't know why it doesn't tell you.
2/4 SR
>overachiever
i don't mind playing but just so the other anon knows, know we'll not be getting points for evp. fyi
how do you guys get your clips to be webm?
I use a problem called WebMs for Anon's Like You
we use a special video to webm machine that uses 1 can of dr pepper
Like this.
In short, you have to convert your video to .webm, compress it so the file is < 4 MB and don't forget to remove the audio.
>struggling against boros on fricking low tide
So these are Ganker's best players...
imagine being so shit you can't use the reef-lux
A lot of people don't realize that you don't need the full charge.
Just a half charge is enough for it to deal 210 damage, and the wider spread isn't as much of an issue since enemies in SR are so big.
what the frick is full charge even for in SR?
I think it's marginally better for steelheads? Outside of that, nothing, you should always half charge.
more narrow reticle and slightly longer distance. i think that's it.
You can also hold a full charge while swimming too. but i barely find use for that
>next card pack is in a month
>after that 2 more relatively close to each other
>then nothing for almost 100 days
goddamn
there any badge after the gold 3 card thing?
>not wanting to collect all the cards
no, it's just me being a completionist with the cards
I want to have kids with Namonaki
salmon room up
im gonna need more energy if you're beating Ganker lads
today I won't play splatoon, sorry lads
see you tomorrow
damn you guys are good
sorry I was so bad, I'm new to the game.
3/4 SR
It's all good
gg
>0/10
gonna need you to focus up a bit more fella
guess what santa left?
How to Kill a Mocking Bird? No, wait The Old Man and the Sea?
Splatoon 4
It’s fricking october, santa didn’t leave shit
i leave them around every christmas with my gf, this one was from last year
ggs salmon
don't really like this rotation so this is it for me
ggs 3silver gang
Thanks for the Fug badge, lads.
why is she so white
disgustang
2/4 sr
I'll come help a bit.
Tourney is in just two days. Some players I haven't heard from or played with in a while, so if you haven't checked in for a bit, let us know if you still intend on playing. Just post your name's initial and the modes you plan on playing and jump in one of the open rooms tonight or tomorrow..
have you guys at least been practicing in open or something like that
Pretty consistently the past few weeks. Just reaching out to people who signed up and haven't really been around lately.
who cares lmao
okay, lugo
you don't even play with us
now at 3/4 fish mode
>things start off good
>Good waves about to get promoted
>glowflies on the first wave three times in a row
>down to zero now
Frick you nogami
nogami saw that you didn't brush your teeth and decided to punish you.
Sometimes I want to join SR rooms just to help anons but I don't know if I should because my evp is ~200-400 higher.
How much of an impact it'll have on the hazard level ? It shouldn't be that bad, right ?
I want to start a room, but there are no other profresh in the pool. Least your in good company. I'd leave but I never realized how dead my lobby is. That and fresh encouragements
I'm technically profresh but I'm go-getter at heart
I need a break, ggs
2,000 Terabytes of a child porn.
>gold
worth it after not seeing a fug for over an hour 30 minutes
gg team
very good yes. but no more.
smokeyard is a bust this time.
reefslider into the body and bomb of the horrorboros is very big damage
GGs team going to take a break
ggs all bronze crew
is laphi still in the pool? gonna wait until this freak disconnects
Frick that homosexual
Are you the one that got banned reefbro?
what exactly did this gay do to piss the shitposter off?
>freelance players keep leaving despite WINNING
>takes 8 games (ALL WON) to get one boss
Who has the SR version of this?
had that happen in the pool. swapped players a few times despite having a lot of king meter. but it's ok it's a tough rotation
Its way fricking better than last rotation.
I'll take reeflux over pencil any fricking day.
i do this ever since i got 2 kings in a row once l o l
>freelance players keep leaving despite WINNING
bro I get the 1200P and im out
Why not get both 1200 AND some boss scales?
I like leaving after each match cause I don't want to rely on teammates
You do though
I just don't want to get carried by the same teammates but instead get clips of randoms
The shitposter is really Lugo LMAO
Not from /vg/?
>Someone thinks you’re “Fresh!”
>get a fresh on my "I just started playing solo" marks
I know its always some gay here seething I didn't join their room and went freelance.
If you see someone going solo right after you open your room, it means you fricking suck and nobody wants to play with you.
If you don't like it there go on /vg/ homosexual, join my room
Make me gay.
I'll keep posting my solo queues and you can keep giving me your (fresh) all you want.
I can't think ofa bigger homosexual than DEENS
laphi
holy frick you Black folk are autistic. really glad i never engaged with this fanbase.
Would ben dover syop with the namedropping?
I just realised how woefully underleveled I am :p
I bet gibbs is behind this
No I believe it's Randomguy,as if joining /vg/ and bringing st/ink/ers in our rooms wasn't enough of an insult
Just name everyone in your lobby at this point lol
Shut up GoonyTunes
I'll fricking get you, swag.
How can you be so sure I'm not Rojo?
Frick off G!
Typical Fhgwhgads behavior
How do you say the moonrune's name so I can namedrop him?
Never reply to anyone who mentions the word “blacklist”, or name drops people and calls them shitters. If you see your name, or anyone else’s, followed by an insult of any kind, don’t reply. Don’t even talk about it.
Hey anon…
Blacklist
Shut up G. You stick Black person.
no I think that was Moose.
Literally nobody asked your opinion __________.
does he only use sticks for real?
Yes I do
Now I get why we lost against /vg/...
I'm not in that homosexual tournament
>stick aim
Reminder that Stick controls are better than meme Gyro shit, you're just coping your lack of skill with a stupid gimmick
Gyro is easy mode
NEED...OCTOZON...GF...
Is Marina/Shiver an Octozon technically? Or are octolings different from them? I assume Octozons are just adult Octolings, yes?
Shiver seems to be from a shark taming family that never really went underground with most Octarians.
Octozons are "elite" Octoling girls, whatever that means.
They're also not much older than the playable Octolings.
octozons are just army
marina was an elite octozon in a very high ranked unit until she defected
It's not fair.
whens the sticks only lobby
What was it I’m too lazy to browse
should I post my fanart here or on /ink/?
which one is more fore sharing art?
/Ink/ def has more fanart but just post on both
I love getting reeflux for low tide, so much area to paint
Does Nintendo have anti-cheat in splatoon 3 outside of checking if your console is modded?
AIDS
Notice the shit stirrer in this thread constantly namedropping people they don't even play with. Absolute schizo /vg/ behavior like that blacklist dude who just b***hes in every thread. homie this is Ganker not reddit, if you wanna stir up drama so bad just go there, where you're clearly from
You realize attention is what he wants yeah? You’re just going to get him revved up again. The guy is clearly mentally ill, just ignore and report
This post started it.
Got off work and made a room
Got a free spot?
next round just started
we died it's up
holy shit
Can you get banned for using the tableturf grinder?
just use it offline
I doubt it considering nintendo sells controllers with turbo buttons, meaning that they probably can't detect fast repeated inputs
>connection unstable
Bullshit
You can come back in now if you wany
ggs 3silver crew
>first wave after joining was glowflies
my bad
just 2/3rds on the way there!
that's over half!
How many match? How many bosses? God how much time?
I've done said it before, but I'm gonna keep saying it. Love this veemo with all my heart and we better get some new info next direct.
Holy shit, man, and I thought I was nuts.
Every 30 golds is about 100 hours of gaming
Did we win the scrim?
We won the story.
Hmm that's tough one, any hints?
Was watching a replay and it just hit me how the enemy ceph cries are audible when you splat them. It’s both hilarious but also extremely satisfying if you get a triple or full wipe
Think I'm gonna make a room once the maps rotate. Feeling better than I have been for a while, so probably 2 bosses. Though that might depend on how hard the game shits on us.
Brace yourself, this rotation's a tough one, even if you like Reeflux
Awright, come on in if you wanna.
>immediate fill up
Alright, nevermind. Let's go.
>even if you like Reeflux
Smartass.
Based salmon run autists
Now that was a fricking quality game.
Best kind.
It works well enough, at least for now.
not part of your circle jerk but yeah this frickin map and rotation is no bueno.
the only fun weapon is a charger but goodluck having your team back you up when you got two other frickin weapons to charge up or them to do their job like kill the frickin trash
Charger has to do trash clearing too. Specifically, cohocks. Full health cohocks should be your targets, too
Good point. Chargers piercing should not be underutilized. Line up the cohocks and take them out. Its tap damage is weak, as is its partial charges. Full charge is what you want for vanilla charger in SR, and please clear trash with it, it’s very useful but as you say great at picking off cohocks
yeah when i was handed the charger i made sure to target cohocks mostly. but i still was just mainly iffed freelancing because im sitting here thinkin why the frick am i the only one clearing it. and reef is off frickin around not painting back ground before we frickin swamped at the basket
reef and charger are the fun ones yeah. the rapid blast feels the weakest. just doesn't feel that strong to use.
if everyone just, kinda does everything it works out but sometimes you just get reefers sniping bosses and avoiding everything else.
NTA but yeah I quite enjoyed this shift. Nautilus and rapid blaster need to focus on killing most of the trash. Naut can kind of function as a one man army honestly, its ability to constantly rev up charges and good damage allows you to cut through most stuff.
Charger appears to be the common filter in my opinion. My advice to people who cant play charger is instead focus on egg jockeying, but try to take out steelheads when you can.
Reeflux has the great turfing ability and just spam half charges to deal with everything else. It’s weak even with the buff, and the added range of the full charge generally isnt worth it. Still, its turfing ability is very useful, people shouldnt neglect that. Tap spam can kill small fry and chums if you get cornered.
I think its a fun rotation all in all, but I like both charger and flux. Rapid blaster is a bit underwhelming, but please just focus on being the chum janny and it will help a lot
anyone wanna join a second SR room?
Frick me, I'm glad we had all our specials for that high tide. Absolute b***h, it was.
yaoi hands daughter
Much like I expected, this map is being a huge butthole and I probably would not have been able to do this freelancing.
what
>I need to explain yaoi hands
The world I grew up in is gone but regardless it's just a trend in older yaoi/maybe modern where's the hands are just weirdly big. Like in that picture with her massive mits
I understood your reference, anon
Cod I love the Reef-lux
I'm fricking banned from /ink/.
now where am I going to post my Lil Nas/Pearl fanart
I was going to say something snarky but we need a token drawgay. You may stay so long as you are on good behavior
what did you do
didn't suck enough wiener
We fricked that fug. I dunno what you guys complaining about blaster are smoking, it's fricking invaluable to me right now. Being able to to deal fish sticks and stingers safely alone makes it great, and it's not too bad at crowd control.
Got knocked off like 4 times off there on high tide. Thank god I had wave breakers.
>7 deaths
Man...
I'll admit reeflux is doing kind of okay this time around.
Woah, what.
In my defense, I haven't heard that phrase in like 5 years.
I fricking hate chargers
2 bosses is all I can stands, I can't stands no more. For real, though, I did have a lot of fun with you guys. Despite smokeyard's best attempts. Only 3 silvers total is a bullshit payout, but it's about what you can expect anyway. Thanks for the games.
Git gud.
I'm genuinely not sure, but I did notice that it does a lot better on this map due to all the bosses approaching from below. Range isn't too much of an issue when you can just wait for them to walk up.
Got 1 spot open for SR.
Hectic but fun matches, see you later.
Invite
i took the spot
How dare you
Just lmk if you have a spot free
Spot open.
>city is full of Undertale posts and something called Shell nation
Damn it no, give me back the spooky posting.
Shit was fun. Only you people could make smokeyard bearable.
>Didn't hear you reeeee so it's an improvement. Did you at least see me use it?
I'll be completely honest, it didn't cross my mind. Really need to put more effort into watching how you play with it.
Everyone has that weapon that they just can't click with, and for me I suppose it's reeflux. Just can't with this thing, almost everything about it pisses me off. It really did feel like it mostly the elevation doing the heaving lifting this time around. Though I did get it a couple times on high tide and managed to finesse my way around.
GG's bro
>Git gud
So hard using chargers when you're sticks only
>I'm genuinely not sure
Didn't hear you reeeee so it's an improvement. Did you at least see me use it?
Upcoming rotations looking real solid, especially spawning and junction
‘Flux works out better on this map for sure. It really ain’t as bad as you make it out. Far from the best but it has a niche
>I'll admit reeflux is doing kind of okay this time around
Did you take my advice?
>15 seconds left
>1 egg to go
>surely we can deliver an egg in 15 seconds
>basket's getting overrun
>one player left
>goddamn it
>have to burn the wave breaker to revive and clear the wave
goddamn this map. the basket area is too damn small
>that slowdown
Good god.
The adhesive holding my switch's screen peeled up and now there's dust and shit underneath the digitizer, frick me
i don't think we deserved that kill with all the scrambling we were doing but frick yeah, gold
Got sloppy near the end.
GGs bro.
I'm done GG's team
Oh yeah I forgot GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLD!
Course you homies got gold.
I feel like they're barely putting regular shooters into the rotations lately.
the app says we had 10 flyfish in those 2 waves
Anthrax
I just noticed we had matching suits. gg team. very tired. good luck in your games
Going for 1 more king.
GGs.
Anyone got the version of this with the audio? If you do, I'll delete the file so it can be posted properly.
>audio
>Ganker
>he doesn't know
wiener-bouncing squids
Just a reminder that in S2 SR it was possible to get scoped chargers in a shift
I got into s2 at the start of last year and I hated when I got the scoped chargers. Now I main one and I wish there was an option to have the choice if you get scope or unscoped
scoped eliter was great, free range for barely any downsides (yes losing charge hold sucks but eliter is too slow to fully use it in SR)
Another gold! Good games everyone.
Good gold guys, ggs
Woomy feet in my mouth
Nodded off there for a decent while.That means bed time, but first some new veemos because Side Order brings me happiness.
Cute squid
Sweet little angel. Going to bed now, so long. I'd wish you good luck, but judging from the golds you obviously already have it.
Silly kid.
how do I demote myself in ranked?
I miss C- is was fun
guys I have no idea what is happening I got to B+ from such an awful game
Cute
anyone wanna SR for one king?
it's 7am
No it's 5
No it's 4:30
Now it’s 4:40
wake up
cant believe the tourney is happening very soon
Really like the catalog outfit that makes your ceph look like a country bumpkin.
What if brella but instead of launching the shield the entire brella launched itself like a reefslider
Any tips for Smokeyard? Or is it really just the designated skip shift?
> Start ranked for the season
Have the most moronic teamates possible
They don't super jump or do it without stealth jump at the worst possible moment and die instantly
They can't let the rainmaker reset to the middle. Must shoot to make it explode
If someone respawn first, you can be sure it'll swim to his death in seconds
5-2 still but I thought it was supposed to be the higher ranks.
It's not so bad if you play with good players. Must be a total shitshow at low evp though.
What are you having the most trouble with ?
b***h S+ has a metric shitload of morons that play worse than S ranks and enemy team will always have a X rank badge because frick you
why do these people even play series? open exists
ink the walls moronic Black person
and don't go to gay baby prison island unless you really need to get rid of that stinger/flyfish or the basket is a frick and you run away to throw bombs/specials (especially crab) into the shitfest to clear it and revive dumbfricks who hopefully are near basket at that time
if you spend more than 5 seconds on the other side of the island at any given time then you're throwing
You go over there to deal with the stinger that's annoying you and then gtfo as soon as possible, don't bother trying to transport more than one egg
I already do all this but I couldn't get more than one winning EVP with randoms. The basket got fricked up every time.
wait until another rotation for some reason the randoms are beyond trash now despite a horrible rotation being just right before
QR code for a new banner
>european championship
>american banner
????
it's probably Baumkuchen since it's for a german tournament and japs are crazy for those ever since a german soldier made a bakery of those there after the war
Thank you laphi
What will he have done next?
how do i enjoy turf without gettin mad from losing so much?
You need to get over the frustration, play to have fun and to improve yourself.
If you want to win more, paint every corner of your base early on if nobody else is doing it (boring). A mistake I see a lot if taking mid but keep pushing to their base instead of defending it and not watching the flanks. You can also try to sneak up in their base before the last 30 seconds and paint it.
It's just turf anyway, why are you getting so mad about losing casual matches ?
because i keep getting timmies and the matchmaking is garbage. you will get mad losing over and over in a row despite all your efforts
>play timmy mode
>get timmies
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
meanwhile there are homosexuals, in this thread, that specifically party up to wipe timmies in these modes.
says a lot about our society
coping timmy
go shove that aerogay up your ass
in turf war? name them
stop caring idiot
turf is for weapon practice and leveling gear
anybody down for salmon run rn?
rev up that room
Booting up now. Invite should be sent out in about a minute
Finish this thread already i have my own package i want to make a thread about
Make a new one fgt
ggs salmon
gg, gonna get something to eat.
Ggs
>SR freelance
>lose wave 3 by 1 egg
>wow this team sucks they couldn't carry me and make up for my mistakes
>leave
Migrate when ready
How about no
that's not a splatoon thread, gay
Nobody is migrating to that shit thread