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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    navel? We see the veganal bones of those little cuties
    and let me say, they lool very like...real thing...on the squids.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >squids
      >bones

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Octopi don't have bones.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    let it die

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many attempts did Side Order take you? I did it in 5 (not including the first story one with no upgrades).

    On my 3rd and 4th I wiped consistently on 15F/16F until Marina finally let me buy dmg boosts. With the first tier 1.2x damage I cruised to the finish with the Brush. Honestly thought I'd take way more tries

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      took 3 runs
      beat with brella of all things

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Three times. I fell off the edge using the Splattershot, abandoned a Splatana run because I got crap chips for the stage I was at and wasn't feeling it, and completed a Charger run.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      two times with the splattershot

      didn't get any success with my othe runs afterwards (dualies and nova blaster)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Three. No AOE on first meaning I wiped against some late high-difficulty portal level. No recharge or damage on second, meaning I wiped on squids boss. Third found a nice balance.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm on run 5 but I'm just testing out weapons and seeing how hard the challenges get so it's probably going to take a while longer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like 3 it's common, beat it with Marie's charger, but that victory run with all the chips would have been way more satisfying if I struggled a bit more

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two. First run was lost to the tutorial about danger zones and it was splat zones in the dark.
      Ran the splattershot the second run and beat it. Failed hard with the Luna blaster and then beat with the umbrella.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like, 10-ish. Finally pulled through with Octavio's Splatling a couple minutes ago.
      I think I just fricking suck at this entire series.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Twice. Failed first time with Splattershot because I got Danger Enemy Ink/Darkness'd (which is really the only evil thing in this DLC unfortunately), succeeded with brush unintentionally. Game is easy, but I guess the grind is the actual challenge

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Three. Almost got it in one but got killed by a reefslider on the last phase of the final boss

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 runs, would've done it in 2 if I stuck with the dualies instead of trying the brella

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      5 tries, did it with the blaster
      I got reamed on my first try with a Rigorous one on the 4th floor

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >got reamed on my first try with a Rigorous one on the 4th floor
        It makes you think how hard can it be then fricks you hard. Almost ruined my dualie run.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, especially since 'hard' is still pretty chill. It's just Rigorous and some of the Danger ones

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      5
      I got to floor 29 in my second run but then picked a danger rigorous map, which I was doing fine with until I wasn't
      After that I got shat on trying to use the bucket then ended up clearing with the brella

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How bad does it get if you ignore the Danger stages? I've gotten a couple on shit chips

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm probably wrong but I've got this terrible fear that because they said "eventually a danger stage will be unavoidable" that if you leave it alone, it might trigger for a boss stage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Took me 6 tries, but the game is definitely doable (let alone easy) even without hacks.on the first run. The game is obviously made with people wanting to get Inkopolis Square ASAP in mind. The only reason why it took me a few more tries is because I'm plain reckless.

      took 3 runs
      beat with brella of all things

      Brella Pallet shouldn't be slept on
      - Brella is practically an AoE
      - Sprinkler is your "third teammate"
      - Rainmaker is your "Fourth teammate"
      - Pearl chips complements your turfing ability as brella
      - No Launch chip lets you tank AND shoot AND pseudo-roll (Not yet sure if this counts as a Rush damage)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Managed to finish it on my second try. First run died on floor 27 to a buffed enemies floor. Want to get the Splatling palette soon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got to floor 30 after about 7 or 8 attempts at the tower then died on the third phase of the boss fight
      Wanted to finish it tonight but too tired now, will try again tomorrow

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Three.
      First run was with Shot, got to a level where I actually didn't have the DPS to kill the last portal and died, around floor 25 or so.
      Second run was with Dualies, had absolute shit chips and ended up dying around floor 12.
      Third run was with Brella, got a lot of pierce and range early on and just cruised through it until the end.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roller feels like complete fricking ass in SO unless I'm missing something.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had to buy same-chip chance and just pumped power chips for ever

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm having a hard time playing 2 rigorous splat zone floors with the roller
      There's 1 area with split zones and uninkable areas in the middle, and the other area with the sniper towers
      It took me 5-6 minutes to beat because I didn't invest in drone chips

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Are THEY worried about us?
    God fricking damn it, NoA. God fricking damn it. And you frickers already have my money for this. I fricking hate the Twitter generation.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Getting triggered by they of all words.
      You know NoA can't change character genders because they feel like it right?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You know NoA can't change character genders because they feel like it right?
        Choose Your Style.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Who Are You? in Japanese
          Can't believe NCL is erasing gender bros...

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do I really need to dig up the posts where they refer to the character as "she" in the European and Japanese posts, but "they" in NoA's?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sure, show me the posts about Acht in Splatoon 3 where they explicitly use the female connotations.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Huh, Ganker must have been bullshitting me. I did indeed look up a post from 2023. They use "they."

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No shit, this isn't the 1st time NCL has made an androgynous/trans character and it won't be the last.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nintendo doesn't make trans characters. Localizers make trans characters.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This makes sense because how the character creation is written in Japanese is like a questionnaire and you're actually having a dialogue. They completely changed it in English

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Getting triggered by they of all words.
      You know NoA can't change character genders because they feel like it right?

      Do I really need to dig up the posts where they refer to the character as "she" in the European and Japanese posts, but "they" in NoA's?

      Sure, show me the posts about Acht in Splatoon 3 where they explicitly use the female connotations.

      Nintendo doesn't make trans characters. Localizers make trans characters.

      I wanna just believe she's a japanese tomboy, and that the NA and EU decided to interpret that's a they for some reason.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I could probably accept the logic that because she was sanitized her concept of gender got erased too so she's literally agender.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >boku is used by Japanese tomboys and gender non conforming individuals
        >therefore Acht is non binary in the official jap version
        She's as much a troony as Sailor Uranus and Neptune are cousins.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bokkuko are being treated as trannies in the west
        I fricking hate Americans

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          We hate ourselves too, at least the homosexuals that do this shit.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the killer wail move on the final boss is total bullshit
    I would have gotten it easily if it wasn't for that one attack

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's pretty much impossible to die against the final boss if you have curling bombs

      I just spent the entire fight swimming around the arena, throwing curlings occasionally and then throwing my ultrastamp at it until it died, sure it's lame but you do whatever you need to do, he can't hit you with anything that way

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all these people saying "if side order isn't difficult enough for you just turn off hacks!"
    Great, so the game is just about boring HP sponges that dps check then. Why didn't they incorporate more mechanics from SR bosses into regular SO enemies

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Callie lures naive young octolings to the surface with her fat woomy butt

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      His speech impediment isn't consistent. He says "cawwie" but not "foowish".

      But it cracks me up every time.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't move in swim form
    >it's the map where you can't get to either of the separated splat zones without using a rail
    what the frick kind of condition is that? why even offer the bonus if it's legit impossible to get? I guess if i was using a charger i could've gotten SOME of the bonus, but i was using a fricking slosher.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It won't instantly invalidate your entire bonus for failing it, it just decreases the reward. I had a bonus where it was "don't move in Octoling form", and it counted the initial drop on the Pearlbot as moving in Octoling form.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have to hold ZL as soon as you drop, still loose a point or two AFAIK. Imo all the movement bonuses are lame and poorly thought out.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        sure, but the map in particular requires copious amounts of rail use to beat, not just a small amount. you have two separated splat zones on opposite ends of the map on elevated platforms you can't even swim up the sides of, you HAVE to use rails to get to them. there's a very high up floating platform you could defend both from with a very long range weapon, but only like Tri-Stringer and Chargers have the range to pull that off.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >an update to the downloadable content is required
    How do you get around this issue on emulators?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      updating your fw, you silly goose (Black person)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Updates to 17.0.1, still didn't work

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get fricked

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Updates to 17.0.1, still didn't work

      Hmm, give it a few days then, it's probably going to work if another fw update comes out soon, or update your emulator to the latest version. I use Ryujinx and even when I update the fw I still have to update the emulator as well for it to run new stuff.
      Also I'm sorry the other anon was a meanie.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If squids don't have bones, do you think they feel like jelly or does their skin get harder to compensate?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it bad? this thread makes it sound bad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Repetitive and short seems to be the general consensus.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Repetitive and short
        They outright tell you that's the point it was advertised.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          being repetitive is never going to be a good advertising point.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can literally play every possible stage in a single run. Adding more objectives and modifers would have gone a long way.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not defending it, I'm saying that they outright told us in marketing "you're meant to play this again and again and again" so yeah it's gonna be short.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Length isn't the point, there's no content.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has the least amount of content of any Sploon campaign. Probably the weakest one yet but not necessarily bad.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not bad, it's just not fleshed out enough for the concept to have enough replayability.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's great, reminder Ganker loves palword most posters here aren't even human

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't played too much, but it's fun for the time being. I don't really see the point of these rogue-lite systems anyway where you end up playing the same stuff over and over with different variables. It's fun for a while, but not really in the long run.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        but salmon run is like that, it just rotates on a schedule rather than on deaths

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno, I can play Salmon Run forever and never get tired of it with your teammates and the boss spawns making it so every single time is different. With the Rogue-lite system system of Side Order you have a preset number of levels and the 4 objectives and pretty soon you're going to experience everything it has to offer. I mean it's still fun and all, but I question its longevity.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Player interaction makes online modes more fun.
            The quirky writing has to sell a single player campaign so you enjoy the characters you're stuck with.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do they have navels? Do they give live birth?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could handwave that as part of them emulating the humanoid form.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I rather have rail-less 8-ball levels again than this constant stream of enemies philosophy

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so is that marina?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just another pedophile coom thread
    we have like 5 in the catalog already

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Marina has Pearl as her laptop wallpaper
    Cute AF
    >NoA takes this as an OK to make a clearly female octo into a they/them
    Frick.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >multiple times more people working on the game
    >much less content
    sigh...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you took the rose-tinted glasses off for maybe 5 seconds you'd see the content rollout is about equal to 2's in most aspects

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        same-y maps, mostly worse kits, and tableturf updates, yum yum!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          2's kits were bad too
          and in some cases even worse

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    octo boy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Octo they and they/them, please cis scum
      t. NoA

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get to floor 30 on my third run
    >Last phase of final boss
    >Cat jumps on to lap and surprises me
    >Die
    GODDAMNIT

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmmm I just finished it. It's kinda short..
    Oh well, back to my inkling armpit licking now that I'll probably get that white suit

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=i2kPZiw7gXAc2Po8
    frick this is so catchy

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did they give her such wide hips?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because these developers understand what makes the female form attractive

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >navel
    >panty lines
    >cameltoe
    >they don’t know what they’re doing
    >implying

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised Treehouse didn't tell them to change it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        OE's is still hornier so there's a chance they did.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Treehouse can't tell NoJ to do shit. Treehouse only gets away with what NoJ lets them get away with.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Treehouse can't tell NoJ to do shit.
          They literally can. They travel to Japan on the regular to censor them. It's been in articles before.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn near looks like fan art

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no male bulge.

      0/10

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cameltoe
      They're called "tabi" anon

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I want that Navy Tank hnnnghh

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ost mogs oe to hell and back
    all i care about
    good dlc

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shiver won't let any bandmates make any more collabs after Ian BGM's betrayal.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shiver upset she didn't charge her money to talk to Frye

      >captcha:PAYYS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shiver fears Pearl because she pulls hard
      Good. The weak should fear the strong.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      good lord. I want to offer her a seat on my couch so I can sniff the butt print she leaves behind when she leaves

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They knew what they were doing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's literally no way they didn't know but Agent 8 is minimum 19 years old so it's not pedo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Splatoon team is unapologetically horny.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Octolings are designed to be sexy.
          That is the actual word that the devs used.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=EnDQBct1kA6S0blw

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lights out with charger
    :/

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't have the auto aim chip

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >octavio's palette is the splatling
    neat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wish we could've gotten even more character themed palettes for lesser side characters.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Harmony's palette

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they have to sway their hips like this and have that look on their eyes? What's the purpose?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine working on modeling this character, outfit, and animations. would be a slow process working with one hand all the time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      These octos are getting far too smug, correction is in order.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is there no ass shot?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no zoom out to "i'm gay"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They need repopulate the world after the Turf Wars

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Waaah there's only 30 floors!!
    honestly, what did you all expect for only 25 bucks?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only 25
      For 5 bucks more than Octo Expansion? For a DLC that was announced over 2 years ago and was pushed back for this long?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Technically it's $20 for SO and $5 for Inkopolis hub.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon come on we both know that's not a real bonus

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only 25 bucks
      you can buy full-fledged roguelike games for that or less

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OE was 80 missions and cost 20 dollars so 80*(25/20) means i expected 100 missions worth of content.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, the fact they didn't even bother reusing most of the stage gimmicks from the campaigns is especially insulting.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if it was 100 missions they'd have cried too, stop thinking any of these wienersuckers are earnest

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what color bias to you guys use.
    I just stick to slight

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Side Order made me like and appreciate Deep Cut more than OTH.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they have dynamics beyond wanting to fricking ever loving shit out of each other?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much. Deep Cut actually has personality.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the effect of making it a trio. 3 way splatfests were the right move.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know you don't believe that

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Absolutely fricking not

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In what way?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk man, made me hate em more.

      I like the lesbians.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait Friday won?

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just saved Marina and started the spiral again. When do I get to buy gear and clothes?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      when you beat it

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of the "Pearl and Marina are totally just friends" gays have gone awful silent since this released.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    its time to admit splatoon as a franchise is done and on life support.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Splatoon peaked with Octo Expansion/3.0. It's so sad.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    but hows her butt

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you tell us

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn thats good i want my face to be her chair

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >People still want to refer to Dedf1sh as "They"
    >Only because she apparently tossed it after willingly getting sanitized for the benefit of her music, a horrific process that Marina desperately wants to reverse.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's your hardest floor to deal with? Because having to manage multiple Splat Zones with some of these Weapons is not going well for me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Four successful runs and the only meaningful challenge is No-Drone Splatzones.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pedo b***h

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >8 ball
    >Bonus, don't use main weapon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was asked to kill portals with sprinklers and so I gave up. This is where I believe that this system wasn't thought out all that well.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Someone actually brought up how certain chips can make sprinklers moronicly strong nukes when placed right beneath portals.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I liked how great it was over all, but it was like before room 10 they asked me to do that. Had next to no other buffs.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting away with what?

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel really jipped on the whole chaos aspect
    The DLC makes it a big deal about how Order lost and whatever but that's not what we got in this game. Alterna was Order, this was Order, meanwhile the main game was hardly chaos
    They added like two desert maps, renamed ranked mode to "Anarchy Battle" and called it chaos. What the hell happened in development? Where's our chaos?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they made every multiplayer map into chokepoint city

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna make sure the team I like loses for 3's final splatfest so they get all the real rewards

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The devs lied when they said 3 wasn't in development since two. They clearly had a roadmap already in place. The only things we might have gotten was Deep Cut and them being bandits

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can see the hub being less run down if Order won as well.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't believe that, the way everything is and what we saw in the artbook made it seem like they'd fully commited to Chaos at first before back-tracking midway through development.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If Order won we would have gotten Sanitized Idols

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, we got screwed over hard.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they should do a splatoon 3v (vengenace)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      honestly they could've made a bunch of makeshift style specials, weapons, bombs, stages, etc.
      There could've been a ducktapped together splattershot variant, but instead it was an awful cashgrab that changed hardly anything meaningful from 2

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish there was an option to use the piss bottle ink tank in multiplayer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >callie lost final fest for 1 and gets gibbed
      >chaos wins final fest for 2 and gets gibbed
      i feel fricking robbed, am i cursed?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't feel like Alterna was "Order", but it was something they would've done regardless of who won Order vs. Chaos thus taking away opportunities to fully utilize the Chaos theme. I wish we could've seen Deep Cut and Off the Hook bump heads. Have a throwback to Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome and stuff.

      I don't believe that, the way everything is and what we saw in the artbook made it seem like they'd fully commited to Chaos at first before back-tracking midway through development.

      I'm willing to bet they were planning something a lot more grand for the game, but the pandemic made them scale things way back and take an easier route utilizing assets that were already created and even then development was still troubled.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looking back on gaming as a whole, I don't think that the pandemic had much of an impact on quality. It just gave studios an excuse to release undercooked titles.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The most painful thing about this is that it looked like we were getting Chaos. Then we were bait and switched and had the rug swept out from under our feet.
      I honestly would've rather had them rig the Splatfest from the outset or just say "uhh that doesn't count we're still doing Order" then for them to blue ball us like this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jack took care of Chaos for us.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >side order's story is about how new experiences are worth having, and it's wrong to cling to the old order for it's own sake
      >meanwhile 4/5 kraken weapons are exact copies of splatoon 1 kits and we're still waiting on new splatanas and stringers because the devs insisted on releasing all the new weapons in the same order as their classes

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lucky Chain strats are honestly so fun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're so fricking OP too
      You go all in on them and you just get unlimited specials and armor.
      I don't know how I'll handle the weapons that don't have a bias for those color chips

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's why I haven't pulled the trigger on the bias upgrade. I love dualies, so I stuck with Pearl's kit. but I didn't want to be railroaded into two chip types per round.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          keep in mind you can turn hacks off

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's why I haven't pulled the trigger on the bias upgrade. I love dualies, so I stuck with Pearl's kit. but I didn't want to be railroaded into two chip types per round.

        How does bias work? I thought bias was if you get one color chip, it'll try and give you more of that same color. I figured strong bias only improves that effect.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every loadout has a color type that's very common, and a type that's a little more common than average which is its bias
          You can either intensify it to make it so those types are even more common, or to remove the bias all together

          I have a lot of fun with the intensified bias. It really lets you go crazy with getting to max out certain effects

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just bought more land in the memverse

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only did three runs so far, but it's fun. Boss fights are great, especially the music. The large rotating tower thing with the searchlights was cool. I usually wipe around floor 14 or 15, I need to git gud so I can get keys and read more of Marina's diary.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow that autoaim sniper makes the team boss a complete joke

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else find it funny that Brellas can do great in both Salmon Run and Side Order, but are still trash in Ranked?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what shitty pvp netcode does to a mf

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good turfers too. Very casual weapon because the only real push against them are buckets and splatlings.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems rather obvious to me. If your enemies are brain-dead AI or even just playing casually like

      Good turfers too. Very casual weapon because the only real push against them are buckets and splatlings.

      says then the big shield will preform better.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post more ass

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pearl is the most powerful character in the verse
    How does the midget do it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The sheer POWER of racism.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peal is a living WMD in the real world too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The sheer POWER of racism.

        I somehow can't find my image of her in Splat 2 where she releases Killer Wail, but it's just her screaming FRICK. Anyone have it?

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Defeat the fleeing targets!
    >Bonus! Don't move in Octoling form!
    >Roller

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vertical flick without actually moving
      >Swim within vertical flick
      >Lure fish near cliffs where said fish is on the bottom while you're at the top
      That or just ignore the bonus. There's no points in getting more memecoins if you havent spent anything on the 21st Vendo.

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been waiting since the game came out to get my Octoling armor. That was always my favorite
    I haven't unlocked everything yet but it's not looking like its in here
    At least I can get the Octoshot I guess

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, apparently it comes out next season.
      I really hope it's not ridiculously expensive for scales or something

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're fighting order. Does that not make us the agent of chaos?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Relative to order, I guess. But letting people live their lives as they see fit seems rather neutral to me.

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I bought a bunch of the armor upgrades thinking it would change the look of the armor, but it just adds more wireframe panels orbiting around you

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something tells me Sex is something octos avoid at all costs....

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do not understand what sort evolutionary advantage this gives Octopi at all

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        less competition over food

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shorter lifetimes have their advantages. Old members of the species often have little to offer and are more vulnerable to pathogens, so having them die early frees up resources for the rest of the species while also reducing prevalence of disease.

          Also, the more generations you can go through, the quicker your species can evolve and adapt.

          They're already alarmingly smart. I wonder what their ceiling is in terms of evolution.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Octolings obviously

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shorter lifetimes have their advantages. Old members of the species often have little to offer and are more vulnerable to pathogens, so having them die early frees up resources for the rest of the species while also reducing prevalence of disease.

        Also, the more generations you can go through, the quicker your species can evolve and adapt.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Also, the more generations you can go through, the quicker your species can evolve and adapt.
          is this a thing? turtles and crocs have much larger lifespans and have been doing fine for millions of years

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Also, the more generations you can go through, the quicker your species can evolve and adapt.
            That sounds like a pop-science understanding of things to me, but I don't have much knowledge in the field to say anything. I guess the question becomes "Why hasn't all life become short-lived if there is just upsides for the population?". Growing big obviously takes time, and being big is advantageous in things like predation, but it's not like all big animals are long lived, or all long-lived animals are big.

            The more you reproduce the more chances for positive mutations and traits being generated and spread through the gene pool.

            That's why viruses and bacteria are crazy resilient, because they reproduce a thousand times every day. If just a small amount becomes resistant to something, suddenly the whole colony has that resistance.

            That said, there are multiple successful evolutionary strategies and high generation rate is just one of them. If you aren't a pest and your environment isn't constantly trying to eradicate you, then you can see a lot of success with an opposite strategy involving fewer offspring and longer lifespans, like with shit like elephants, turtles, whales, etc.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Groups don't really win or lose at evolution, individuals win when they become immortal.

            >Also, the more generations you can go through, the quicker your species can evolve and adapt.
            That sounds like a pop-science understanding of things to me, but I don't have much knowledge in the field to say anything. I guess the question becomes "Why hasn't all life become short-lived if there is just upsides for the population?". Growing big obviously takes time, and being big is advantageous in things like predation, but it's not like all big animals are long lived, or all long-lived animals are big.

            >Why hasn't all life become short-lived if there is just upsides for the population?
            Why don't all animals have a 200 IQ, wings and the ability to regenerate most of their body? Because it's not just upsides. It's a strategy that works to some degree in combination with other traits.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Also, the more generations you can go through, the quicker your species can evolve and adapt.
          That sounds like a pop-science understanding of things to me, but I don't have much knowledge in the field to say anything. I guess the question becomes "Why hasn't all life become short-lived if there is just upsides for the population?". Growing big obviously takes time, and being big is advantageous in things like predation, but it's not like all big animals are long lived, or all long-lived animals are big.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I do not understand what sort evolutionary advantage
        there has to me something, there always is, evolution doesn't happen at random......most of the time, also reminds me how Salarians from the ME games, they live only about 40 years, but they do not need to sleep as much as us.....would you trade about half your lifespan to be able to live with almost no need to sleep?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not always about having an active advantage as much as not having a reason to change. It's like pressure differentials, if there's no difference, there's no air movement. Mother nature is rather lazy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my last memory before dying will be sex with octo daughter
      Based.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my male eight and neo 3 are fricking virgins
      it's over

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Capt Cuttlefish having granddaughters proves suicidal breeding is no longer a thing for our cephalopods

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the FRICK is the end of season bonus? I thought this shit was supposed to be the last two weeks, not 6 days and it's still not fricking out

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That level that has the two splat zones you have to keep jumping across to and snipers show up
    I'm carefully looking at level titles just to keep an eye out for that one. That one is like 10 minutes of misery if you have the wrong weapon

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what is it Ganker? They/them or she/her?
    Avoid transphobic shit, just tell me what are the actual pronouns of this character.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      all pronouns are troony shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Calling a man him is gay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is just to derail the thread and you know it anon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A little bit but I'm really curious why people think her "pronouns" in Japan means she's a they/them.
        >Projections cause they gay
        Yeah but what if it's not. She looks like she has a massive dick under that dress.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      see

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      I wanna just believe she's a japanese tomboy, and that the NA and EU decided to interpret that's a they for some reason.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"masc/non-genderconforming"
      These "people" have no idea about japanese beyond googling what boku means
      It doesn't mean they wanna be a guy, its just a tougher manner of speech good god

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Avoid transphobic shit,
      no

      ywnbaw

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She/her

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >boku
      >gender non-conforming

      This is not really that common. It's mostly used for young boys and the occasionally tomboy. While it has been used for androgynous characters it's rare

      Also Japanese pronouns in general are never that set in stone, it's not like english

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The state of localization in 2024
      Meanwhile we got this gem back in 2018

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you can keep your bawdgear once you're done with the dlc
    Based

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i can put the bawdgear on my boy

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So whats the verdict?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun, but still more shallow than I'd like. I'm probably gonna tear some hair out completing runs with some of this Weapon, but hey, I did want a challenge.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      See the replies to

      is it bad? this thread makes it sound bad

      It's a solid "Not worth the marketing hype and $25 but it's okay enough to have fun with for a while" / 10

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      won't be as loved as octo expansion but I'm really enjoying it myself.

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Make Agent 8 a Boy Octoling.
    >Give him the Afro haircut
    >Still looks like he'd suck my Inkling Boy dry.

    Damn, Ganker was right. You really can't make a not-gay Octoling Boy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I play octo girl with the Afro and it feels less gay. It's annoying how they made the boys so effeminate after 2 where they were just twinks.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No matter what you'd make, EVERYONE would look like they're ready to service the first person they see in that bawdgear

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the gayest haircut for boy Agent 8?

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope Agent 4 is doing okay.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      moar

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a super minor thing but I always did wonder why some octoling voices sounded different or were missing in 3. Good to know why now. Yay!

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >”Cruel_Sisyphean_Eight-Shaped.Floor”

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yup i know that floor
      the floors you can get near the top can be pretty fricked up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s bad enough on its own, but I had to do it with the fricking charger. Took me nearly 8 minutes

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Opinions on runs so far:
    Brella was tough but that's largely because i chose it first
    Splattershot was cake
    Splatana was average
    Charger was either the easiest thing ever or painful
    Luna was probably the toughest so far.

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lights Out!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not that bad? All the objectives have really obvious particle effects you can see from a distance

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      my penis unironically twitched reading that

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did they make the parallel mask so creepy
    unsettling to look at

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >on floor 24 with roller
    God this shit is fricking torture, I regret even trying this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Booyah bombs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah if I could get ahold of them. I've been getting Ink Storm as the only offered alternate special.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had a blast with roller, got all the damage and attack speed up possible so by the end i was swinging 4k roller swings faster than the speed of light. Killed the last boss in like 1 minute

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    near maxed out pearl drone is so damn broken. I love it

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >100% Side Order in less than 24 hours
    I’ll be honest I didn’t even notice the hours go by
    If you didn’t do 8’s palette with 0 hacks, you didn’t beat the game

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doing a slosher run
    >20 floors in, haven't gottten any damage, speed or range buffs
    this is painful

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://strawpoll.com/40Zmqb6zmZa

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thing reminds me of JENOVA.

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    KINO.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dead

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dead

      >slowly hovers waiting to get sniped
      >always in the same spot so they get constantly trapped if they land
      >only 1/5 will splashdown if you're lucky
      >next to no sub/special use
      >never push/flank, will never get past their spawning zone
      Worst Octoling fight? Never played 1.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        octoling ai in 1 and 2's hero mode specifically was god awful
        parallel canon can be a bit of a handful
        y'know, if they actually manage to land

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WIPEOUT notification after beating the last wave
      Absolute kino

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm total shit at this. What's the fastest path to baby mode? Buying everything for the drone?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Upgrade to decrease damage taken. Use Splattershot. I got to pike 28 on my second try. :^(

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My first win was Splattershot with hacks including extra lives, attack damage, damage reduced, armor regen cooldown and weakened enemies. Out of these, I think attack damage and weakened enemies are the most important ones, letting you clear out enemies faster when stacked with red cards.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      get lucky bomb chips when you can, it just makes everything explode so crowds become a non issue

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Buying everything for the drone?
      You mean the little shit that doesn't fricking do anything? Sure.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know
        pearl bot is gnarly on brella and slosher

        I guess she's kinda useless for splattershot and dualies yeah, don't know for the rest

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pearl is a drone so you cant get good scree shots of her

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      GOOD LORD

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everytime people cry for racism on Twitter when Frye loses I'll tell them how much I coomed to Marina

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's too bad, this game has a nice camera mode

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i wanna crack open this ass like a peeled orange and take a bite

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's the male agent 8

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            proofs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick does this kids game have such lewd content
        Meanwhile asses get censored on sony and xbox

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pearl is a drone so you cant get good scree shots of her

          This thing reminds me of JENOVA.

          Japan

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          murder gore slaughter good
          lewd cute erotic bad

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this was in the Splatoon 3 artbook btw

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            How could they ever think that would pass?
            Unless this is an example of the fabled "Censor Decoy"

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I would really like to see reddit and twitter lose their shit over this

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe it's just me, but I'm not breezing through this as quickly as other people seem to be

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      without any hacks it's pretty challenging to go through on one life.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >literally impossible unless you get nothing but chips for your main weapon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pulling out
      ngmi

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's mostly luck, avoiding the wrong shit and grinding to get yourself straight

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo is definitely doing something different here where it's really not that easy to get into and you're expected to play and fail a bunch to unlock the hacks to make things easier.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was doing well until I hit floor 16 then it all went downhill after that

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing inklings in the plaza wearing that outfit is cursed

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    triple ink strike is really good in side order. More so than I ever expected.

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish the game told you how many specials you used.
    Because I basically didn't get any mods for the slosher, and had to tristrike/lucky bomb my way through every round.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had a similar experience with Stamper.

      Late floors and the final boss was basically me running around in a circle until I had Crab since I couldn't kill mobs fast enough otherwise.

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Awesome, I cleared it with Slosher. Building up your Combo Meter and investing in Pearl-bot breaks this game's difficulty.

    You know, until that one Danger room where you can't bring Pearl.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and this is why i avoid danger rooms. Even not having gliding is damn painful

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I forget to look at the bonus or danger thing because it's often off to the side and I didn't notice it when I picked the chip I wanted.

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've beat it with Charger, Brush and Slosher. So far I think Brush is the best.

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    show the back

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The side order outfit is made of cum ink from the splatfests

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Agent 4
    >No Deep Cut
    How do you refund this shit

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He isn’t pearlmaxxing and luckmaxxing
    It’s by far the most busted set-up, why aren’t you doing it?

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only two strategies are lucky spam or drone spam
    They'll fix this in Splatoon 4 r-right??

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't forget CDs. those things are life savers and I boost them every time they appear

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's lucky

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did anybody else notice that Pearl reacts when you spin in place?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I like that many games as of late recognize it as a funny habit players have

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so is Pearl dead and now a robot or is she just controlling the thing from far away

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's VR.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Side Order takes place in a fake world that connects to people's real consciences.

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it too late to get into splatoon3?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Servers aren't going down anytime soon if that's what you mean

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      playing with real friend, no
      playing with the pool, yes

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do the final boss portals get nerfed after you've beaten him once? The second time around felt way easier than the first. Although my roller had fricktons of rush attack on it, so I might've just been overpowered.

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Switch 2 when
    Splatoon 4 when

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      2025
      2026-2027

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's even the point of the upgrades that show you what bosses you're going to fight

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Parallel Canon is a pain in the ass, so it's convenient for me to know whether or not the easier version will be on 10F

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, you DID beat SO in just 1 day, right anon? You are a true gamer, right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      name drop yourself if your a true gamer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let's see the hacks you used.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What hacks?

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >top floor is just a destroy the portals stage
    >the barnacle is just plain frustrating
    >parallel canon is the most underwhelming enemy-ling fight in the series
    Why is there only one good boss?

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody else find it kinda sus that Acht said she hurt her hand fighting the Jellies, but at the same time this is VR? Also, Marina says that Acht doesn't have a pallette (possibly due to her absorbing it already or something, but that could just be a convenient cover for Acht).
    What's more, Acht doesn't seem to leave the building, or even the elevator. "She has to stay in the elevator or you'll get stuck on that floor, 'cause the elevator resets when you leave it". Then how did she get an injury fighting jellies and made it back into the elevator? Also, if it resets to the first floor, she should still be able to leave the building.
    Acht just seems sus overall to me in this VR world.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a virtual wound. It dissolves when you get to Order's obligatory radio hijack phase.
      She's also seen outside with Pearl and Marina in the cutscene that plays the first time you revisit the Order Sector after beating the DLC.

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    cleared two more palettes, brella and slosher, and they were much easier than splattershot

    part of it is probably because I'm starting to get the hang of the game but sticky/poison ink and pearl drone builds sort of trivialize the game I think, crowd control becomes significantly easier by just putting a sprinkler or suction in choke points and watch the morons get stuck while you destroy them

    also triple inkstrike is unironically the best special for the mode, caps zones, melts portals, cleans house, it does it all

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hear there’s SO icons available
    >Check them out
    >”Wave 2”
    D-did I miss a set of icons?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      other ones were tableturf, pretty sure they were reruns.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just some reruns of previous ones

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only just now noticed the moving tower has a smaller propeller at the top that you can also hit after like 5 runs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you also don't need to ink it all the time
      as long as the ink in the turbine is above the red line, it'll move on it's own
      you really only need to continuously shoot it when it's at a checkpoint

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they/them pussy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      NoA saw that face and went
      >yeah this b***h is definitely a they/them girl
      lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do other languages try to retcon her into not being a woman or is it just English again?

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a bit confused by the Risky Rewards
    So if you fail to complete floor 30, you get no Pritz from that run at all?

    I felt like just leaving it on cause it says I'll get 1.4x but not if there's that big of a drawback

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, failing will net you nothing
      the less hacks you have, the bigger the multiplier

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no cameltoe = big sad

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ost is god tier from the beginning to the final boss
    >fumbles hard on the credits theme
    darn

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    brush done
    what next

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      do stringer, it's very fun
      >using a non-2 hairstyle for eight

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      charger is quick and easy
      do not underestimate ink mine, it's very useful

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not brown enough

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    seems pearl is always worth upgrading or a must

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you buy a second expansion pass if it doubled the tower stage variety?

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You get 25 bonus Pritz on floor 5
    >15 extra on floor 15
    >And a measly 5 on 25
    Shouldn't it be inverted for you making it up that high?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No because you get a lot more for clearing or dying with a lot of membux and chips

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it's so tight and thin you can see her navel there should also be cameltoe.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish Splatoon modding was more popular.

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of the Asura from GW2.

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marina fricking sucks at programming
    >Almost no actual upgrades for the weapon I'm using for 3 straight runs now
    Stupid octo

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bonus: Don't use your Main Weapon

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    max speed sword is hilarious

  121. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon drew 34 of Pearlbot weeks ago and I fricking can't find it now. I know I saved it.

  122. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know xenoblade has some of the most disingenuous fanbases on Ganker but xenoblade 3 much like splatoon 3 felt weaker than 2 and yet Monolith still made a better value DLC for their game.

    Meanwhile Luigi's Mansion 3 got jack shit aside from multiplayer content which has a weaker scarescraper than 2 did and Pikmin 4 so far has fricking nothing not even updates to change how it plays. Pikmin 4 is the game that needs a roguelite mode not fricking splatoon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >xenoblade 3 much like splatoon 3 felt weaker than 2

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't bother

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer the main game, story and world of xenoblade 2 over 3 but i dont prefer Torna over Future Redeemed.

        Now imagine if 2 also had quality of life updates like letting you read tutorials again or letting you use field skills without swapping around your party. It would stomp 3 even further.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Despite being essentially a filler game Xenoblade 3 still had a lot of love and polish put into it. The only reason for Splatoon 3's existence is that they needed something to fill in the gap before the Switch 2's release.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if we were still stuck in missile armor Splatoon 2 meta. As rough as some parts of Splatoon 3 have been I'm still grateful it exists.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        2 has its merits for things like superior splatfests, Octo Expansion and honestly even salmon run content at this point. Not just the fact 2 still has way better music than 3 too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Side Order just has XB3's plotline too of a race of creatures wishing for stability because they fear the unexpected

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's some similarities between the two yeah.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like this splatoon post on the splatoon thread

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is a post about how Monolith carries nintendo on their shoulders on a daily basis while the splatoon team cant make decisions or content to save their life especially in regards to animal crossing despite how much momentum it had during covid.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but I don't care about Xenoblade.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alright well xenoblade has a roguelite mode too and its better than the one in 3 that is the point of the post

  123. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep confusing membux with memebux

  124. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get up to floor 24 and die
    >only get a measly 20 something pearls
    >hax are getting expensive
    >you spent $25 on this BS SR clone

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its time to activate risky rewards

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        eh? Also when do you get to cipher shop?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you havent even finished one run yet? KEK

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            no....

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Have you considered going all in on luck and drone chips?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm willing to try anything. I'm doing another run now with luna blaster.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                brella + no shield launch + ink recovery when killing enemies + sticky/poison ink + go full moron with pearl drone chips (give money to marina to unlock inkstrike for her)

                that was by far my easiest run, you become essentially unkillable and can control space better than with any other weapon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          BWAHAHAHAHAHA

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Skill issue.

  125. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rougelite mode
    >no synergies
    What did they mean by this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only synergy you really get for a dopamine rush is either very oddly specific builds like meme sprinkler or pearl bot build that lets her unleash killer wails and grenades every 5 seconds.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        God I wish I got that at least, I've gotten literally nothing but drop rate ups and poison ink, I just want burst roll

  126. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her Belly

  127. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of wish Side Order was a proper standalone spinoff.
    I like it and the concept of a Splatoon roguelike/lite/whatever the frick, but SO just doesn't feel fully realized, if that makes sense.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's honestly a problem with Splatoon 3.as a whole. Interesting ideas that work, but there's just not enough content to fully realized it's potential.

      I don't know if it's because the Team's already working on other games, they didn't have the resources, or they cut it out in the hopes of adding it in later.

  128. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SO would've been better if they were salmon run modes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No but I did have a failed prediction that one of the big reveals/gimmicks would be duo co-op potential. Not sure why they wouldnt do it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would SO works as a co-op game mode?

  129. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm getting to floor 15 and dying. Is there any clothing worth going to 30, or am I just wasting my time besides finishing the story?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just finish floor 30 and stop trying to farm prlz

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not trying to farm I'm trying to beat the fricking tower.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you get the side order outfit for beating the tower

  130. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way this is a boy right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big brows.

  131. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY FRICK OCTO BOY SEXOOOOOOO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very

      >Buying everything for the drone?
      You mean the little shit that doesn't fricking do anything? Sure.

      Pearl-bot becomes broken if you collect Chips that give her Batteries and have her drop Bombs and Items.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      One zesty ass mf

  132. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'M GOING PEARLZERK

  133. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just beat the final boss. Good thing I purchased one extra life cause I was using Splatana melee and one of the portals KNOCKED ME OFF THE MAP
    Second phase was KINO bu the way.

  134. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Turn on game
    >First thing I see is an art post pointing at the character with "Autistic" written
    >Report it
    >Start the DLC

  135. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >THEY still want their colorless World of Order
    >and I'm going to give it to THEM
    LITERALLY WHO!!?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ~~*them*~~
      smollusk elaborates in further runs it's the octolings that helped marina develop the memverse

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Order thinks everyone wants to be grayscaled.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who voted for Team Order and lost, I guess?

  136. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  137. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  138. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Octos > Inks

    There, it had to be said.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

      So how many people noticed for the Parallel Canon the game reads your Splatoon 2 save and gives the inkling in front the hair you used.

      So, it does do that? Something's off, cause it should be different. I wonder if I can change it?

  139. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how many people noticed for the Parallel Canon the game reads your Splatoon 2 save and gives the inkling in front the hair you used.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i noticed. still seems weird despite it having no importance.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is a Marina diary that explains why it's Agent 4

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'm not that fair in the diary entries yet anon.... Oh well

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, I noticed, I thought that was cool

  140. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >marina's working on fixing the sanitized octarians
    >the zons are going to be saved
    It only took eight years but something good finally happened to them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But what about the hairy zons.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think Lil Judd is handling them now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's sweet. great to know what happened is not permeant.

  141. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so, that's it? they're not gonna update it to expand on it or add synergies? doesn't feel worth the price.

  142. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did like Side Order a lot, I do feel like the story and ending was a little weak though
    They were trying some half-baked "accept change" thing but it felt pretty hamfisted

    The elevator scene at the end tried to kinda call back to this part of Octo Expansion (which getting your Octo to see the sun is one of the best moments in the series) but it didn't really feel impactful. Octo Expansion felt like this big journey to escape, Side Order was just "oh hey I guess I didn't fail the challenge this time"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      One thing I like about it over OE is the final fight has you shooting the hell out of something in a very satisfying way instead of navigating a tedious grind rail to shoot specific points

  143. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, just finished it.. That victory lap sequence made the whole thing worth it, that was fricking awesome.

  144. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get hyped because these threads said it was the best solution story to date
    >Literally NOTHING happens
    It was a really fricking cool ending sequence but every splatoon campaign has that. The story is seriously a filler arch. Nothing happens.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      most of the meat of the story is in marina's devlogs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      who the frick said it was the best story yet, I haven't seen anyone say that

  145. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have the pic of Pearl drone with a pussy?

  146. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >non-binary character
    >name her "ACK'D"

  147. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Infinity Ball challenge
    >"Don't Use Your Main Weapon"
    >Octavio's palette

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is why you go all in on the pearl drone
      then you get the challenge where pearl is locked

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does pearl actually do any damage that isn't her action slots? (Inkstrike, Wail, extra bomb)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got the same "Bonus", but it was Tower Push and with the Splattershot.

      I just said frick it. I'm not solving this with only Splat Bombs.

  148. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please don't call Inklings dumb. It hurts their feelings and some of us spend a lot of time studying to get smarter.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >us

  149. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The leaked Octo outfit is the one with heels right? I want them for my Order suit.

  150. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they made them even gayer
    Unexpected

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They never start fricking inside the elevator.
      >They never ask Agent 8 and Dedf1sh to join in.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're only gay for each other, they're not total degenerates you know

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        marina would be wayyy too jealous to let anyone join in expect maybe eight (male)

  151. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yurisplatroons
    go back

  152. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lobotomize self because the girl you like is in love with an ugly squid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Acht got NTR'd by Pearl
      Kek tough luck greenie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't' sanitized octolings supposed to have black sclera? Or was that only for octarians?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        acht was an octarian anyway

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think that sequence was supposed to be her breaking through the Sanitization to a degree.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          but she was already broken from it for the most part.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well now she's double broken through.

  153. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    charger was really fun
    think i'm gonna leave it here for now and finish it up tomorrow

  154. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fuuuuck i wanna frick squids

  155. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >randomly team with a pool member in open
    >with both games
    GG's I

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had fun. gg

  156. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mode was fun but that ending was pretty disappointing, also the bosses fricking blew. 6/10 DLC, still prefer Octo Expansion.

  157. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >latest journal mentions that some octolings hate that some left their "peaceful" society
    the frick is their problem?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Propaganda is a hell of a drug anon. See North Koreans.

  158. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are they fricking serious with this shit?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2024
        >still hates lgbt

        [...]

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah I mean I'm not bothered by it, I just didn't expect them to be so blatant.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how much of this is translator shenanigans because Japan loves tiptoeing around whether or not characters are actually gay too much.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's like the Najimi thing, with translators kinda ignoring the entire point of the character being that they're "genderfluid" and flipflop constantly, and instead giving her definitive pronouns.
        I know japanese has to be interpreted because of japanese frickery, but their is just an interpretation of someone who has a surface level understanding of the characters, and that's not something I should be able to say of the professionals working on adapting the thing. Because their mistakes translate into the average viewer only getting the mangled vission of the translator.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      god they're so gay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      noooo my conservative christian values

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't children play this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want to sound like self-righteous but there's literally nothing in that screenshot that would be bad for children to read

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If anything, is surprising Nintendo, of all people, is just waving the "Oh yeah they're totally together" thing out on the open.
          Kinda funny how much gay shit you can get away with by actually writing characters people like, and not focusing just on a singular trait of the character

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're friends who sleep in the same bed on sleepovers. Nothing inappropriate about that. I used to share a bed with my friends all the time when I was younger because it was easier than having to bring a sleeping bag.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sleepovers
          They literally live together anon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah live together as friends who have fun sleepovers in each other's rooms sometimes where they happen to share a bed.

  159. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still no squid beatz

  160. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pearl and Marina is the most forced ship. There I said it. Dev ships always fricking suck idk why.

  161. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Join my SR room in 12.5 hours

  162. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet, got home at a decent time today. Time to continue my SO attempts. I made it to floor 25, but I genuinely don't know if I'm cut out for a no-upgrades run. Least I made it that far, gonna keep trying.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t forget about the SO icons on NSO. Those are a thing too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking hate Parallel Canon.

        Already got em.

  163. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >like 15 dudes on my friends list playing splatoon
    >but can only see 5 of them online
    So does being the spire just straight up take you offline?

  164. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bonus demands I not swim
    >when swimming is literally the only way to progress the level with the ink lines

  165. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I despise the sprinkler gelitans so fricking much

  166. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >10+ runs
    maybe i should quit video games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      surely you don't mean you've done 10+ runs and haven't gotten a single win
      anon..?

  167. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being bad at multiplayer AND single player

  168. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best Drip & Sexy outfit combo with the Side Order Gear?

  169. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo chasing that esg money with all this diversity

  170. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drone strike as an option for a chip
    >”oh boy, gotta do thi-“
    >cruel_sisyphean (danger!)
    >”Eh, frick it, I got pearl cracked out, shouldn’t be too bad”
    >No pearl bot
    >mfw

  171. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    can we all agree this dlc and s3 as a whole was a huge disapointment

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Splatoon 3 has the same problem as Mario Maker 2 where they just squeezed the soul out of it. It should be a better game in every way but there's something off about it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got Mario Maker 2 on launch and was so disappointed
        Splatoon 4's really going to have to change things up, things just feel so stale with the series

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, because they made Salmon Run 24/7 and Big Run is pretty neat.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

      also why do you stupid homosexuals always try to have people agree with you, very female behavior, almost like you can't hold an opinion if it's not shared by the majority

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a huge disappointment, but compared to 1 and 2 it has been pretty lackluster. I feel like the worldbuilding, aesthetics, and music are still top notch, but the gameplay has been really underdeveloped and unfocused. I still blame the pandemic for messing up the game's development and whenever the Switch 2 was going to be released.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When you consider every game's flaws, 3's still the best.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this whole game was a wash. Wasted a lot of good story potential with Grizzco and Dedf1sh too.
      >Maybe we'll get a good new IP next decade

  172. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This really needed more variety in the types of objectives you could get.

  173. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >splatsville is so shit that the dlc is just getting the other plazas back
    Nice fricking slum, chaosgays.

  174. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did they make pearl and marina gay out of nowhere

  175. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get to 29th floor
    >all shitty options
    >pick zones
    >defend TWO zones
    Fricking impossible. I'm also sick of running out of ink. Why isn't there an ink saver hax?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no there isn't, there's only ink saver color chips

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh my bad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Floor 29 seems to always give you only shitty options. Which I suppose is to be expected.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you get the Hack that let's you reroll Floors?

  176. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, I just found out Enter the Gungeon was going to add a Gun referencing Splatoon, but they never finished it.

    It apparently was simply called the Paint Gun.

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