Splatoon

The Salmonids are attacking Eeltail Alley RIGHT NOW!! Get out there, save the city, and bring me some more of those golden eggs.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any rooms now?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No one in the pool playing
    I know its a dead game now but surely someone is willing to boot up the game?
    Cant take the freelance timmies anylonger. Getting 132 eggs then seeing three mother fricking unused specials has popped a vessel

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    did the salmonids steal the other half of the shoal sign in the square
    it looks a little different than usual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      room up if anyone wants to play

      https://twitter.com/OatmealDome/status/1766267303484604772
      there's some stuff missing from the plaza now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      room up if anyone wants to play

      https://twitter.com/OatmealDome/status/1766267303484604772
      there's some stuff missing from the plaza now

      A more technical explanation for those that care:

      https://twitter.com/DiamCreeper23/status/1766298423983255964

      In short that whole corner of extra details for the square is on a different layer they forgot to set visible during Big Run since it changes slightly during Splatfests.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        interesting.
        i guess they thought it wasn't a big enough deal to push a hotfix out for.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m more surprised they never even caught it, this is some next-level incompetence. Are they not a billion-dollar company? Where’s the big fuss over it?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This picture is both cute and sexy, a powerful combo.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The trick to this map is 100% abuse the snatchers. They ALWAYS spawn from behind. So run forwards, slay bosses and leave the eggs for the snatchers to fetch. Don’t kill them willy nilly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks. Already got my Gold but this should be good advise to get more scales.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me the dualies you cowards

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with squids

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    gonna head out now
    ggs salmon

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems really easy for the middle of the map to get congested with trash, all the spawn points are in weird areas so flyfish and stingers are worse than ever and steel eels are a b***h
    Seems the best idea is to ignore eggs and focus on keeping the mid clear of bosses and use the snatchers to ferry the eggs. Pretty hard map honestly. Getting gold is rough if everyone isn’t on the same page

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just imagine how much worse it would be had the based in on base Eeltail and not Tricolor Eeltail.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      inkblot 1.5.
      only saving grace is that you have a decent amount of room to fall back and climb should you get overrun.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6 gold
    Haha yes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice.
      I’m farming bronze for the octoling sex gear

      Still at 132 eggs. Sad times. Can’t get a consistent team going, simply not enough boss killing happening
      What’s everyone’s tips for glowflies or grillers on the three tides? People keep hopping on the little walls but this seems moronic as they’re inkable and the grillers face away from you and the basket on low time doing this.
      Personally for low tide the ramp to the “right” is a better spot as you can’t be hit and can refil ink for bomb spam, and the eggs fall right by the basket.
      For glowflies I have no idea. Wall hanging works okay on mid tide.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was so close before... soon surely

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Open up a room.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah I'm taking a break atm

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Man, you're getting really unlucky.
          As long as you keep winning the average skill of your teammates should increase as well, in theory.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hope to Cod Eeltail gets reworked in pvp to have some of these inkable walls, it makes the map feel so much better.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reworks
      >with one season left
      lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually, WHERE THE FRICK WAS THIS SEASONS MAP REWORK
        What a lackluster season

        Good news is I got 135 exactly. Kind of disappointed still as we got 50 and 54 on the first waves, was set up for a 150+ score with a good freelance team but choked on wave 3.
        Can confirm my suspicions were correct. It’s much easier to dunk less eggs and instead just focus on bosses. Even if snatchers manage to steal some chances are with less dead players and more room to move pays off

        For the love of cod stop ignoring drizzler shots, slamming kids and fishsticks. They all are probably the reason you are dying so much or losing control of the map due to crowding or ink problems. Snatcher cheese is incredibly powerful though.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wasnt the Mincemeat Rework this past season? Reworks come with midseason patches.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The previous map reworks have been in the mid season patches, so not sure why you were expecting one in the main patch.

            Because more than two maps are still shit, so they need to pull their finger out and rework maps for both seasonal and mid season updates
            Also we only got one new map, unlike all the other seasons which came with a returning map at least, meaning they could’ve squeezed in a rework in place of a second map.

            Just laziness.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fact they couldn't even be bothered to test if Square actually loaded properly in Big Run should be all you need to know Splatoon 3 is down to just support staff at this point. Reworks probably aren't happening.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The previous map reworks have been in the mid season patches, so not sure why you were expecting one in the main patch.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty chill map to farm scale, didn't lose a single shift yet in freelance and got several 160+ score around the 700 range without even focusing on eggs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Map seems easy to win on because it’s so big, so much room to retreat if needed
      But my experience has been cancer with freelancers just not splatting enough. Getting over 135 was a chore.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post your squids.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      squid?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eeltail ended up a lot better than I expected for SR

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eeltail is better as a SR stage than it ever was for PvP.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well that isn't exactly a high bar to clear

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