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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Keyboard? I was team consome

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    everytime I'm on the loser team

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      DEENS...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sup

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Won with 500p

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can we get an edit of this but with big-man and shiver

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shiver came in last lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          35?!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You don't even know what those chip flavors are homie who cares

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            lightly salted, meat n veggie soup flavor, wasabi flavor is the jp chip flavor splatfest

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          how fricking complex is your chip flavor that you need such an indecipherable smear of a kanji for it, it practically looks like a white square at that point, i hate the japanese language so much

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it's in squid language anon

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              i mean the blue one in the screenshot, that's actual japanese

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Apparently, it's Salt vs. Consommé vs. Seaweed.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The kanji says "victory" moron. うすしお is the chip flavour.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the keyboard sweep

          >in Japan, Frye loses by an embarrassing amount
          >meanwhile in the west she barely beat out Shiver for second place
          I would've been team Guitar if I weren't out of town all weekend. And these Splatfests are ending soon aren't they? Imagine going down in history as having the most consecutive Splatfest losses (though didn't Frye win one in Japan recently).

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Frye has two wins out of seventeen splatfests.

            Splitting the splatfests three ways was a mistake. I wonder if were ever going back to global splatfests.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Frye herself is the mistake.
              uggo shitskin squid.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Splitting the splatfests three ways was a mistake
              I reckon for the next game they should make the splatfests a choice of two again. But provide a third option to remain neutral to the splatfest.

              This should reduce or even remove the need for mirror matches, because the neutrals can fill out the teams to even things out. While people who really don't want a horse in this race can choose not to have one.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            they did additional splatfests even after the "final" one in splatoon 2, some of them were repeats while others were just random shillfests
            also there's some evidence to suggest that sizzle 2024 may not be the final season

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              none of the fests after finalfest were new, they were all repeats

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The Mario one was new

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The few Japanese fryegay artists I follow seem to be taking it in stride
          They’re women and they probably don’t even play that much, lel
          I’m tempted to check twitter for Fryetard seethe tho

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          maybe I shouldn't be surprised the guy who actually plays his instrument beat the two posers

          I feel bad for the japs and these garbage ass shillfests

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Big Man memers, we did it again!

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good job to bigchads, us finally getting a win that isn't based on ink color for the 3rd time
    also good job to frye fricks for doing good as well, eat shit spiteful chinktards

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rank the Splatfest have hubs.

    First half
    1. Ink.square. ok despite the downgrade, Color pulse is still a good song. This place really felt like a crazy party with the colored spotlights and lasers.
    2. Ink.plaza. City of Color is a nice song and the plaza is just a nice hub in general. Real cozy, but just not on the level of ink.square
    3.Splatsville. the 3 platforms floating around is a...neat gimmick but eh. None of the 3 songs are strong enough on their own.

    2nd half
    1.Splatsville. from worst to best. When Anarchy Rainbow hits the chorus it's like the whole city is singing. And the back alley has a nice vibe with the muffled music and the cephs just chilling back there.
    2. Ink.square. much of the same as the first half but with an unbutchered song and a more fun performance from OTH.
    3. Ink.plaza. not much to say. Song is fine but not as good as the other 2. Callie and Marie's stages are pushed together but it doesn't serve much purpose. They're not running around and switching places like OTH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Best layout
      Splatsville
      >most annoying ambience in the hub
      Inkopolis Square
      >best grizzco
      Inkopolis Square
      >Best first half splatfest hub
      Square
      >Best second half hub
      Splatsville
      >Best vendors
      Inkopolis Plaza
      >best post-fest vibes
      Square or Splatsville tbh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Splatville Pros: Biggest map, more to do and look at.
      Gnarly Ed
      Best Big Run hub
      Best splatfest hub

      Splatville cons:
      Not enough to do with the bigger area, easier to get lost
      Deep Cut

      Ink Square Pros: Everything in one corridor
      Great Zapfish flies around during splatfest
      Off the Hook
      Good music to vibe to

      Ink Square Cons: Smallest map, very cluttered.
      Worst shop owners over all
      Removed Crusty Shawn entirely
      Recycled adult Murch
      Most boring Big Run hub

      Ink Plaza Pros: Squid Sisters
      Best music to vibe to
      Large space to roam around in, clear skies to look at. Stairs and back alleyways.
      Best shop characters; Fred Crumbs, Annie and Spyke

      Ink Plaza Cons:
      Maybe feels like a drop off spot, rather than a hip place to hang out.
      Removed Crusty Shawn but Fred Crumbs makes up for it

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    KeyboardLORDS? Won.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the keyboard sweep

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who will win in a fight? DEENS or Bottomfrag?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of fight, anon?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you constantly namedrop yourself?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No one, anons are out here fighting ghosts.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you constantly namedrop yourself?

            maybe if you stop with these random namedrops the thread will improve

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you're right, and it'd improve even more if you stop replying to said namedrops like a dumbass.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Calm down, Nauice.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well I'll be damned, Fyre is cuter as an eel than as an Inkling.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Splatfests are fun but exhausting. I don't get how people can just jump right back into other modes and keep on playing like nothing changed after they wrap up, I always gotta take a break afterwards.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >that gigantic slowdown with the dead steelhead at the end of wave 1
    Holy shit, I think my switch was going to explode. That was amazing, clip fricking saved.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >That MASSIVE lag spike at the end of wave 1

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what is going on here

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aw, I didn't play this weekend, I would have chosen keys. Would have expected guitar to win but then I noticed Frye was the rep for it so it was doomed from the outset.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Salt chip sisters...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hold on

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God damn it, just never ending boss spawns there. Game was being a bastard. Up for one more joe fight if you guys are.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I could go for another joe I suppose

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alright I gotta go GG's salmon room

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well that was odd. See you later, man. Thanks for the splatfest games. You told him elsewhere, didn't you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No thank you for making tri colors less frustrating

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Look at you sons of b***hes, showing off your fancy new golden leaf banners. Should've been a tree star.

          Did I? Seemed like I was really subpar.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Did I?
            Yes

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              These boss spawns are making me testy.

              I'll take your word for it.

              im playing like a timmy tonight

              We all have our off days.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cutest design
    >best music producer
    >best vocalist
    >wins all the best splatfests
    Big Man is the best idol in the series.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God that is some foul art

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I disagree.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >best vocalist

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Brazillian chorus is a wonderful sound.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      agreed

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bottomfrag going apeshit again
    come on now

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    looks like ricey is freaking out again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ricey

      WHO?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        my wife

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a 3/4 room if anyone is interested

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Salmon room

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DEENS doesn't deserve to play in the tourney.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      then who will take the place? Len? Str1d3r?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >then who will take the place? Len? Str1d3r?
        Anyone other than him.
        I played with him during the splatfest and he kept dying.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        DEENS doesn't deserve to play in the tourney.

        looks like ricey is freaking out again

        Calm down, Nauice.

        >bottomfrag going apeshit again
        come on now

        Stop posting off-topic shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >off topic
          >literally all these people post here

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As a keyboardgay, I kept getting 10x and 100x and nailing them

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m just happy Frye still lost!

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >all them deaths
    Ouch, man.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      im playing like a timmy tonight

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whats that song that plays when the Splatfest ends anyway?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Daybreaker Anthem, was so refreshing to hear after the awful new OtH song

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How does Nintendo get away with consistently dressing these characters in this children's gaem like complete prostitutes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I ask this question almost every time I see a Marina image

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Splatoon is weirdly horny. Also modern fashion is just like that sometimes. Go to a trendy area in New York or Tokyo sometime.

            They know who's actually buying the games. My favorite is how they gave Octolings visible asscrack

            I mean I ain't complaining, but in this age of neo puritanism I don't understand how gays don't raise hell about it online.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They're placated by the "wholesome lesbian representation"

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              gays and trannies don't actually care and only complain if it wins them brownie points online.
              They're into this shit just as much, they're just dishonest about it. They wouldn't have the balls to go up against Nintendo anyway.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Plus, it throws them a bone and lets them customize their characters.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Splatoon is weirdly horny. Also modern fashion is just like that sometimes. Go to a trendy area in New York or Tokyo sometime.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They know who's actually buying the games. My favorite is how they gave Octolings visible asscrack

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They get a pass for being non-human

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thats because Splatoon is actually Nintendo's least children oriented game. Its actually a game for adults

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think Fire Emblem has more claim to that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because they're all for SEX

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >octo in the side order suit
            boring, bring me the woomy in the order suit

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              She gon' splat you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Something's getting splatted all right

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    stop namedropping. we're gonna get banned off Ganker again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing against the rules imo is avatargayging.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    suffer no fools is kino but it would be even more kino if shiver and frye also sang parts of the chorus

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >lose to joe
    >all bronze
    >win
    >1 silver
    Bullshit. Gg’s, good fishin’

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GGs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >got like 4 banners over the course of splatfest and SR
      >still none of them are smallfry
      Just about McFricking had it with this shit. That frustration aside, those were some fine games. Thanks for the scales, even if it was just mostly bronzes. Always a fun time.

      GGs

      Good games.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I got one over the course of the splatfest, I had it equipped and was gonna show you but I got my gold banner kek

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Into the Light is gone
          Give it back, you shit heels. There should be a damn toggle or something, or at least add it once splatfests are done.

          I will discipline you, so help me god.

          I have millions of coins, hundreds of snails, hundreds of chunks, thousands of scales, JUST LET ME FRICKING BUY WHAT I WANT INSTEAD OF BEING SUBJECTED TO YOUR SHITTY FRICKING GACHA HOLY SHIT I HATE THE JAPANESE AND THEIR OBSESSION WITH SLOT MACHINE BULLSHIT

          So much of what's wrong with this game could be fixed if they ignored a lot of the bullshit japs love.

          I already got all the banners last season. Now all I get is 5,000 for each one but I sympathize with the pain, they were some of the last banners I unlocked

          That blows. Dupes should never be a thing.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Unfortunately with the sales numbers skewed as far in favor of the Japanese market as they are, I doubt anything will change any time soon. More five thousand hour grinds and endless gacha in Splatoon 4 guranfrickingteed.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I will never understand that aspect of their culture. Feels like a nation of brainwashed people.

              [...]
              Said it before but my solution to the gatcha is to split each type of reward into its own gatcha, price accordingly, and let you pay for the reward you want. If you’re gonna have it, at least it gives you a choice of what reward you want rather than having to shell out 300,000 to get 7 xp tickets and locker shit before you get a new title

              Sounds good in theory, but they have the capacity to frick it up.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Unfortunately with the sales numbers skewed as far in favor of the Japanese market as they are
              Doesn't japan represent less than 40% of the game's total sales?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have millions of coins, hundreds of snails, hundreds of chunks, thousands of scales, JUST LET ME FRICKING BUY WHAT I WANT INSTEAD OF BEING SUBJECTED TO YOUR SHITTY FRICKING GACHA HOLY SHIT I HATE THE JAPANESE AND THEIR OBSESSION WITH SLOT MACHINE BULLSHIT

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Unfortunately with the sales numbers skewed as far in favor of the Japanese market as they are, I doubt anything will change any time soon. More five thousand hour grinds and endless gacha in Splatoon 4 guranfrickingteed.

          Said it before but my solution to the gatcha is to split each type of reward into its own gatcha, price accordingly, and let you pay for the reward you want. If you’re gonna have it, at least it gives you a choice of what reward you want rather than having to shell out 300,000 to get 7 xp tickets and locker shit before you get a new title

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I already got all the banners last season. Now all I get is 5,000 for each one but I sympathize with the pain, they were some of the last banners I unlocked

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >They still don't have an arcade where you can play those WiiU minigames.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So... Frye is really just never going to win a Splatfest again huh? Lmao. First time in the series an idol is seriously going to have their whole run with a single win

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They just went too far with her design man. Asd the resident Pearlgay I can appreciate a good little gremlin "ugly cute" character but Frye is just too much. Even more bulbous forehead, those droopy ass ears, the way her face looks like it's melting off the front of her head, it's just too hideous. Hopefully they learn and tone things down a bit in the next installment.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There are things I like and understand about her design. She looks great in 2D most of the time, but her 3D model actually ruins it. The way her eyelashes look like neon toothpaste smeared across her eyes. She's always showing toes. Her nose is pointed up like it was punched in. She's supposed to be like the Tanuki next to the Kitsune, which is why her pants look like a nutsack most of the time.

        Her best quality is she sticks her tongue out like a punk, she gets furiously angry, her voice is cute and she swears, she's got the Tanuki, Eel and Vampires squid thing going on, but because she's got to be all these things at once, she's an utter mess. She doesn't have a clear theme that stands out on it's own.

        She's the embodiment of choas, and look how well that worked out in her favor.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She's not a Tanuki. If anything, she's a Kijimuna.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            My retort is how the Fox and Tanuki are very dominate creatures in the Splatoon lore. Shiver and Frye wear their masks to hide their identity, and poof away. They fit the bill, more than any other JP Yokai.

            Now Kijimuna have "big heads" which I get why you'd say that but they also hate Octopus... Frye doesn't seem to have issue with Octolings, if she's going to be friends with Shiver. If Frye is a Kijimuna, then what is Shiver in the duo?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              HIS BALLS ARE INSIDE THE BUILDING

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that's where callie and marie are btw.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'll cross-reference this Yokai list I found and get back to you.
              Thinking I should check entries that involve sharks or women.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty much all the idols have a consistent, solid design going on. Callie and Marie are the "conventionally attractive" idol types, with Callie being the cheery one and Marie being the snarky one. Pearl is a tiny little firecracker which contrasts with her Princess motif she had going on and Marina is the "tall dark, exotic beauty" type. Shiver has her "haughty geisha" type thing going on, and Big Man is...well he's just a literal fricking manta ray but at least you can tell what he's supposed to be by looking at him. Frye...frick dude. Like you said, they tried to go with like three different designs and the end result is just an unidentifiable mish mesh of stuff. Even "chaotic" characters need to have solid design principles behind them or else they end up looking unappealing.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So there's details that certainly could be fixed from this without changing too much. Shiver has the stronger design of the two so Frye's version should be complimentary of that, similar to Pearl and Marina's design chemistry.

            If Shiver were to have one side of her face covered, maybe do the opposite of that with Frye's face. The way her front pony tail is tied up looks like a sausage but in a gross way, not a cute braid way like the inkling's braid. Put it over her left side of her face so that when she and Shiver are standing next to each other, they can only see you with one eye.

            Frye can still have her big fore head, but you need to make the ears smaller. Not less pointy but they take up more space and don't really compliment the points on the mask. You can't have BOTH. The mask eyelash points are great, but then why have those neon eyelashes?

            As for the pants. I get having Tanuki balls is the joke, but why not bring the crotch up higher and have her charm swing lower? Make her pendant the swinging balls? Would that be too on the nose with that?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This isn't the best I could do but I wasn't trying to change too much, just reorder some things. She'll just always have a big head. I accept that it didn't fix anything, but i tried.

              no one hates when big man wins, it's pretty rare and he's based also

              This drawing of Frye fixes her very well.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                A bit too much like Waluigi but I can dig it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                miamoto wouldn't have let them get away with another pointy shoed genie to win over the hearts of the masses, which is why they must've said "toes" were the way to go... Now noone likes her.

                If she can't win them over with sex appeal, at least make her funny.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like basically everything about Frye’s design including looking like a giga goblinoid EXCEPT the weird crown thing on her head legit looks like someone was allergic to cheddar cheese accidentally ate some and spit it out before swallowing it. It legit looks disgusting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It would have to be a Bigfoot-tier set of lopsided choices, or white ink buff to get her to win.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thing is they've already been consistently giving her the clearly popular choices for the last handful of Splatfest and its done no difference.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well, she needs white ink then. If she loses with that, there will be no cope left to deny that people do not want ugly characters.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >people do not want ugly characters.
            Pearl exists and she won.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Pearl also has a really fun personality and bounces off of her co host remarkably well. You don't get to see Frye be the punk she's meant to be most of the time because Deep Cut in general got fricking shafted by being nothing but goofy jobbers. Hell they're still jobbing in the latest Splatfest song for frick's sake.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Big Man at least gets development as the glue holding the group together, being both a communal punching bag for Frye and Shiver and the only reason those two can make music with jack shit, but Goddamn the whole group really should have been the main focus of either the story or the DLC.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Pearl also has a really fun personality and bounces off of her co host remarkably well. You don't get to see Frye be the punk she's meant to be most of the time because Deep Cut in general got fricking shafted by being nothing but goofy jobbers. Hell they're still jobbing in the latest Splatfest song for frick's sake.

                Also Big Man is the only one who is likeable and marketable outside of Shiver. Shiver is hot, her co-host isn't, Big man is cool AND cute. Even Pearl had that goblin thing going for her. So its up to Big Man to carry the team.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We're talking about looks, not personality, Pearl is up there with Frye as being ugly as sin.
                Yet people were propping her up day one before she got any real characterization more than 'I'm rich'.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Pearl isn't nearly as ugly as Frye though. She doesn't have those giant ugly ears and her face doesn't look like it's trying to escape her head. Her only "ugly" feature is having an oversized forehead, and even that is to a lesser degree than Frye.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She's still ugly as frick, but people still boosted her regardless. Like this gay

                Pearl is ugly but not even close to Frye. And she still has a good overall design.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Both Story Modes are there to build and expand the Squid Sisters or Off the Hook. Deep Cut shows up in the main story mode but they're just... there. They don't do anything along the way to expand the game play or feel like a threat.

                They were designed to be bandits and team rocket esc rivals, and yet they are push overs and only the boss fights to make a lasting impression of themselves.

                During the splatfest announcements, there is very minimal dialogue that is unique for them to build on their personality.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If anything, the extraordinary circumstances of the splatfests have pretty much cemented their infamy. The amount of seethe Shiver has produced is astounding.

                And Big Man has the cross collab cucking that culminates into the other two seething as well. Way better implementation of the idol songs as additional story this time around.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Deep Job

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Pearl is ugly but not even close to Frye. And she still has a good overall design.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I blame Twitter. At first I was okay with having a legion of possibly useful idiots with me. Now I long for the day Frye says the squid n-word so these morons will finally leave me and my oshi alone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i'll never understand the obsession this site has with twitter

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >1 Splat
    >#1 Overall Splatter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >feel like you played like complete trash
      >this happens
      It makes me feel a bit better to know I was the least shit shitter on my team, at least.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My penance shall be attempting Eight's aspect yet again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Aspect of Eight
      Side Order really is a Hades-like

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE IS THE SALT!? I WANT SALT NOW!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The salt is a lot lower when Big Man wins. You have to wait for a Shiver win.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wew

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >36 likes
        oh shit all fryegays are here

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that fricking drawing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Keyboard gods won, what is there to be salty about?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The salt is a lot lower when Big Man wins. You have to wait for a Shiver win.

      Bit of a shame, but I can see why. This was a way more balanced splatfest, but the last one was heavily skewed. Frye guys really thought they had a guaranteed win with Saturday as their pick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no one hates when big man wins, it's pretty rare and he's based also

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trying anon. I just got my computer back after it died on me, and now at random (usually when using snipping tool or viewing anything with a transparent background) it'll crash.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frye still beat Shiver even if they both lost to Big Man.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That little glance she does to make sure Shiver's still laughing is cute, which is one of the only positive things I can say about Frye

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Her entire mannerisms are, even the way she shakes her head no. She's very cute in an animal sort of way, like a cat or dog. She barely looks human anyway, which really alleviates any uncannyness of the big silly forehead for me. I think that's the point of her character, Shiver is "sexy" and Frye is cuddly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frye is cute when she mimics Big Man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That little glance she does to make sure Shiver's still laughing is cute, which is one of the only positive things I can say about Frye

      Frye is cute when she mimics Big Man

      I genuinely get the impression that these three are friends.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Those goofballs deserve each other. They should probably stop being so asshurt about Inkopolis though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Callie and Marie they get along with fine. Its Off the Hook they have beef with.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Only after they got their shit pushed in.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Splatoon 1 idols: Familial love
        >Splatoon 2 idols: Romantic love
        >Splatoon 3 idols: Platonic love

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >splatoon 4 idols: Cult love

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          dykegays confirmed never

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Callie and Marie have segs anon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            only with (captain)3

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Captain 3 is for 8 (M) though

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                captain 3 (male) has a harem, callie, marie and 8 (female)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anon they barely even live together, as was the major point in Splatoon 2 and why Callie could go missing for so long. If anything I'd say since Splatoon 2 and 3 you honestly get to see that Callie and Marie don't honestly get that well together when it's not on stage. Marie at best tolerates Callie who in turn is more so oblivious of the other's feelings on a lot of matters.

            only with (captain)3

            I do find it funny though they only factor keeping them together is Captain at this rate. Also what they're like in their mid 20's now given Splatoon 3's side order for sure talks about 8 years ago being the end of Splatoon 1.
            All 3 of the 1 cast are Christmas cakes at this rate.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Idk what to tell you because those are not Callie and Marie's characters at all. Their whole backstory is that they've been together since childhood, and they only started hanging less once their careers took them into taking solo jobs, which by Splatoon 2's lore docs made both pretty miserable. And the whole of 2's Story Mode is about them getting back togerher. And they've been attached by the hip since

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I don't know what that guy is talking about. Marie has shown she couldn't live without Callie by her side. People see banter and instantly jump to "they can't stand each other!"

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kek based Japs don't like her either

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not entirely. The ironic thing is Frye did win in Japan during their first regional fest. She's done well if you want to talk about exclusively Japanese fests, of which there's only been what, two?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Funnily enough Frye is Indian influenced. Not black influenced. And people frickin loved Marina.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        When the Japanese say she has a body of a monkey I don't think they mean because she's dark skinned. It's because she has the mannerisms and scrunched body of a monkey, sort of like a young Son Goku. For someone to be "monkey-like" is not racist, but Japanese prefer cute girls, not monkey girls generally speaking.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She's literally moving around like a monkey, with no squid like properties that is the appeal of the other idols. Marina is the darling and Japan love black people.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Of course they loved her. She's adorable and sexy. But the Frye crowd doesn't want to hear it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The cognitive dissonance these people have is insane. If it was racism propelling people's dislike of Frye Marina would have been shit on instead of pretty much universally beloved. People don't like her because she's fricking ugly, her being brown doesn't factor in whatsoever.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do they even specify what kind of brown? It just seems like all of them yell DAS RACIS every single time the results happen.

            I'm still personally of the mindset that Frye looks ugly ingame because Nintendo STILL can't do their concept artists any justice in-house.
            Like, frick, look at how expressive both Frye and Big Man are in the promo material compared to the actual game. Fricking Big Man's face NEVER changes in-game beyond pupils.

            Big Man is a massive victim of his in-game model limitations. He looks great in all the art and seems to not have any problems doing anything. But they literally can't have him do a single fricking thing in the actual game. Even his boss fight has him invisible most of the time.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >But they literally can't have him do a single fricking thing in the actual game
              I know, and it drives me absolutely fricking nuts. All the concept/promo art shows him super expressive in his facial and body language, then you look at the game and the Live Shows and he looks like he's t-posing half the fricking time. It's just a mess.
              Like I said, Nintendo really needs to start contracting Retro to do animation work for these games, because they're clearly struggling hard with inkling/octoling/sea creature animation and if they keep going it's going to end up looking like a modern Sonic game where everyone moves like a dude in a poorly fitted mascot suit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know about Retro, but I'd love to see what Next Level Games could do for Splatoon. Imagine all the beautiful bounciness and personality of something like Luigi's Mansion 3, but for inklings and octolings.

                He can't do shit during the holo concerts either, he just kind of stands around and shuffles side to side occasionally. Deep Cut just can't catch a break. But that leads me to say if they couldn't make the designs work better than they do currently they probably should have went back to the drawing board instead of just plowing ahead with them regardless.

                Their 3 autism was too strong. Everything had to be 3-related, no matter what.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't know about Retro, but I'd love to see what Next Level Games could do for Splatoon
                God, I'm dumb. I meant NLG. For some reason I'd gotten it in my head that Retro did Strikers. But yeah, wholly agreed. I just want to see a weirdo like Big Man done proper justice next time; I like him so much more than any of the actual "idols".

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Being cold blooded creatures a snowstorm would likely be devastating for the cephs

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Water acts like flesh-melting acid to them so the cold wouldn't be their biggest problem.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Misconception, they're not deathly allergic to water like that, they just can't deal with being submerged in a large body of water.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I like the idea of Big Man a lot, and seeing him be something of a straight man in his own way to the 2 ladies is nice. Reasonable man, probably a better way to put it. But they still haven't really done much with any of the three, and at this rate likely never will. It's a shame, because I really have liked a lot of the more recent bits of splatfest dialogue.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He can't do shit during the holo concerts either, he just kind of stands around and shuffles side to side occasionally. Deep Cut just can't catch a break. But that leads me to say if they couldn't make the designs work better than they do currently they probably should have went back to the drawing board instead of just plowing ahead with them regardless.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like a child. You're a pedo.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Marina
            >pedo
            You fricking what? She's like six feet tall and has massive breasts. Get off Ganker Jason.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ouuuh, cute marina large bobs and vagene

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I never see another Octoshot again, I will die a contented squid.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nah i like Frye, not a Fryegay but still, people have to acknowledge they frick up with her design, show me a good fan art of her with her real forehead size, i dare you

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everybody do the pearl

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still personally of the mindset that Frye looks ugly ingame because Nintendo STILL can't do their concept artists any justice in-house.
    Like, frick, look at how expressive both Frye and Big Man are in the promo material compared to the actual game. Fricking Big Man's face NEVER changes in-game beyond pupils.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shiver translated the best into 3D tbh.

      She looks amazing during the lives especially. Fantastic expressions.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shiver translated the best into 3D because she's the closest to being "normal". Nintendo has always struggled with making "weird" designs work in 3D; Bowser's been operating on Disney Mascot Costume rules where his face literally never moves since the N64, for example.
        If Nintendo keeps struggling with this, they really need to start contracting out Retro studios for animation work. Imagine how much more endearing Frye and Big Man would be if they had the animation quality of the recent Mario Strikers game, for example.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Retro didnt make Mario Strikers, thats Next Level Games

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    salmon chads

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    top and right still her best designs choices

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      motherfricking claws

      >Sleepy eyed
      >no orange eyelashes
      >eye mask lashes are smaller and contained in her face.
      >smile looks like a cheeky but not like a big grin
      Why did they make her worse?
      [...]
      Everything mostly wrong about her IS the in game model because everyone can draw her with normal features.

      my guess is they both were supposed to look 'evil/menacing' they kinda keep that with Shiver but completely changed that on Frye ending on that mess

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    motherfricking claws

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Sleepy eyed
      >no orange eyelashes
      >eye mask lashes are smaller and contained in her face.
      >smile looks like a cheeky but not like a big grin
      Why did they make her worse?

      I'm still personally of the mindset that Frye looks ugly ingame because Nintendo STILL can't do their concept artists any justice in-house.
      Like, frick, look at how expressive both Frye and Big Man are in the promo material compared to the actual game. Fricking Big Man's face NEVER changes in-game beyond pupils.

      Everything mostly wrong about her IS the in game model because everyone can draw her with normal features.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >because everyone can draw her with normal features.
        I'm not talking about "drawing her with normal features". I'm talking about the official promo art that gives her deliberately exaggerated expressions to make up for the weird-looking face, which gives her a lot of visual charm she's SORELY lacking in the actual game.
        Again, the main issue with Frye's design is that the ingame model just doesn't do her concept art justice.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >ingame model just doesn't do her concept art justice
          it's not stylized CGI is what you're saying. I think there was more of that in Splatoon 2 cause Marina and Pearl still recycled animations but I think the lighting engine was better for them. I find it really difficult to make out and pay attention to each character during their interactions. At least in the story mode, they get more movements and expression exaggerations.

          If anything, the extraordinary circumstances of the splatfests have pretty much cemented their infamy. The amount of seethe Shiver has produced is astounding.

          And Big Man has the cross collab cucking that culminates into the other two seething as well. Way better implementation of the idol songs as additional story this time around.

          I would really wonder if this was by design. Was the band ever supposed to be stable? They made it pretty clear that the team functions around the Three Sins in Buddhism, but if the devs start to make changes based on how the players, when did they settle on making the band "fall apart"?
          When Bigman won team white chocolate? It seems like they didn't anticipate the Shiver streak at all, and the split regions were to prove to the west to shut up about Shiver stans only being Japanese.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ong, she actually had a tentacle ponytail in the back too and wasn’t weirdly bald looking like the Frye we got.

      Man, they frick’n wanted Frye to be the worst! She looked so much better in this.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >its another splatgays debate over Frye's character design after her nth time losing a splatfest episode

    FRICKING KEK EVERY TIME

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S BECAUSE OF RACISM

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If Frye were white you'd see her get token support.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Pearl won me over with a funny personality and the ability to kick ass, she's just above Frye in my ratings list but below everyone else. It's the damn forehead.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Personally, I think Pearl's another victim of the ingame models just not being expressive enough.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that is also a problem with 3 idols, not enough time to explore their personality in game

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              we're gonna get four idols in the next game, and consider that if they don't decide to really improve the quality of the story mode, they'll all be completely unlikable by the end of that game's three year run.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And then they'll sell us Off the Hook as DLC for the third time, it's a brilliant scheme

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If Nintendo had any sense, they'd make the new idols tied way more into Salmon Run.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          if she were white she would just be known as "worse pearl"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            But people would still give her more support than she has now.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          not necessarily, when off the hook first debut everyone loved marina and shit on Pearl. it wasn't until way later when pearl became the lovable goblin of the duo that people warmed up to her.

          this was universal, too. reddit, Ganker, etc

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Bullshit, people still boosted her constantly and she won a majority of splatfests well before she got proper characterization with Octo expansion.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              But people would still give her more support than she has now.

              She had a character LONG before octo expansion just from splatfests.
              She mostly won because she got good matchups and not because anyone liked her. Not to mention that huge oversight where fewer people being on a team meant less shitters so they would win a bunch

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Stop trying to rewrite history. Pearl's early characterization amounted too 'I'm rich' and 'I'm a punching bag for Marina's banter' before the latter got removed. Plus the unnaturally support Pearl got in the west didn't translate to Japan where Marina won a lot of the early ones instead, unlike in the west where Pearl kept sweeping everything.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The amount of freebies and winning choices Nintendo gave her is just too much at this point.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fryegays need to shut up about not getting enough support, she gets the popular vote half the time
    just stop sucking at the game it's not that hard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >She gets the timmy vote half the time
      That's the opposite of support and Nintendo needs to learn that

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the look of sheer bliss on the huggay's face

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That theme is so fricking moronic no promo art in the world can make it look good.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual homosexual homosexual homosexual homosexual homosexual homosexual homosexual homosexual homosexual homosexual homosexual homosexual homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >shiver and frye get a song without big man
      >it's the worst splatfest song in the entire series
      mantaro is hard carrying these two bimbos

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Both new songs from them are speak singing for most of it,

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, and the one with Big Man doing production is enjoyable while the one where they don't have him sounds like shit

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Big Betrayal is fine over all because of that siren effect that gets the blood pumping for the match you're in. Suffer No Fools is only suffering. Pearl has really good rhythm which is why her raps are enjoyable. Shiver and Frye just sound out of tune.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The fact that the lore behind the song is Frye and Shiver get assmad OtH has a show in Splatsville, they barge in and challenge them to a rap battle and then proceeded to ger their asses handed to them amuses me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I hope that we can be correct that this is on purpose. Big Man's collaboration has given us some good songs and without him, Shiver and Frye are just petty b***hes with no focus. Big Man loosing love and courage says a lot. But then he wins Ghosts and Solo and it's brought up in this current splatfest's winning announcement.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >splatoon 3 ends with Deep Cut breaking up
                >big man takes gramps's spot as the recruiter and main driver of 4's story, since the squidbeak platoon is busy
                >shiver and frye bomb out in their attempts at solo careers and end up having to going other bands
                fund it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Eh, I don't have genuine ill will for them so having them flounder like that wouldn't be all that enjoyable. They just need to get hopped over the head and learn to stop taking their buddy for granted.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Well there's tragedy to big Man because he's never going to give them up. He's a tender heart. They'll walk all over him but he's used to that being the 'nice guy' type. He doesn't ask much but his privacy it seems and then takes the beating when he knows he's 'done wrong'.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >DLC starts off as another OtH circlejerk then derails when shiver and frye both simultaneously attempt to hijack the story and command neo-3 at the same time

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't agree

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone, I have a very important message I would like to share today. I fricking hate Trizooka, it is for homosexuals. That is all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      for gays like t splashdown or even more?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Splashdown is for shitters, Trizooka is for gays

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what is a shitter but a gay who didn't reach all his homosexualry potential?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Splashdown is overpowered

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Give me the most overpowered weapon you can anon. I need it. I am beyond shit.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Buff booyah bomb so the shield instantly procs when you activate it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you need to work on your fundamentals, switching to a different weapon won't help you until you have solid fundamentals

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Your not wrong, but just saying that doesn't mean much of anything without more context of said fundamentals and how to go about improving them in general.

                >Me going raw 3-47
                And I thought I sucked.

                I had a negative win-loss this splatfest but I'd just give up if I had a skid that bad.
                Or start disconnecting if I got multipler matches knowing I was going to lose and feed the points for an enemy team.

                I went 23-22 and wanted to blow my brains out
                >3-47
                jesus christ

                It's not like I can't get coverage either as I'm always getting at least 1000+, but I legit at this point almost have pure quick revive gear just so I can even play this game and not be stuck in respawn timer hell given I almost never win 1v1's and die from a sudden instance of being caught advancing too much.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >more context of said fundamentals and how to go about improving them in general.
                I don't really now how I got better really
                I guess throw yourself into the salmon run grinder since it forces you to effectively learn to dodge threats and manage dealing with/juggling objectives and enemies, also how to move properly/well, the problem is if you haven't really grinded it before you've pretty much lost the ability to shadow and learn from better players on your salmon team since they will be too far above you to get matched with you in solo queue
                I guess grinding side order could also force to learn fundamentals especially with low/no hack runs which can required damn near perfect movement in order to not lose

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I was able to clear Side Order via 2 life, 1.2x damage, and continue limiting my pallete to just 18 slots but it was enough to make that otherwise octo blaster -work- enough to beat it only dying once towards the 3rd phase of the final boss (but honestly there's always something about either it's reefslider spam or beams that fricks with me and will take a life on any run at all.). Otherwise only weapons I legit felt like I needed the hacks to clear with was the luna (so painfully slow) and the umbrella (so weak). Otherwise was doing 2.7x clears before the splatfest so I could clear out the perz store.
                Salmon run might be the better call as I've been more or less stuck on wave 3 no-clears at profreshonal +1 for months on end and still can't get anywhere in it. But then again in most matches I'm the one who's dying the least and only one using specials at all so I don't know what exactly I should be looking out for by other 'better' players as I feel like everyon's already in VIP+ while I can't even break 85 eggs on the last event (I could only get at best 84 so another green statue for me...)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly the 1-29F climb I honestly don't have issues with....As long as I avoid both "Cruel_Sisyphean_Eight-Shaped.Floor" and "Coverage(Between-Crosshairs).Floor". Those two turf war maps are just hell given the sheer volume of stuff on the former + the distance between the two different turfs being so wide as well I only feel a few builds can do it without just being stuck at one turf waiting for enough disks to drop to seal the spawns, get a few points, and do it again. While the latter is just so many Nobilmente's that never stop spawning and I swear go into rapid fire mode after 2 shots, along with the normal spam of Drizz's between 2 points with no wall painting allowed is just a map that takes forever and a single slip up is another 3 mins tacked on because frick you.
                It's because of how well I had Side Order down I figured "Hey I should try the core game once more including to enjoy the new gear it gives out" and now I'm just in painful losing streaks galore.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >cleared Side Order with 8's palette with just risky hacks on
                oof
                3x Prlz is not worth it, 4 or 5 times would be but it's Splat 3 so everything has to be three

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno if telling him to play more salmon run to improve his pvp skills is all that wise. Most of my gameplay is spent salmon hunting and my skill during regular matches are horrible, though that may just be me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This, drilling against AI units means shit against Human opponents. Same with Side Order.
                Shit, you can't even really use the enemy inkling boss as good practice because they tend to not operate like humans either.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It chances are doesn't help that by the time Harmony does spawn it tends to always be at a stage where I can do goofy shit like this and trivialize them harder then the ball boss.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wow how'd you get the Grizz roller early?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i think blasters and scopes are for only the biggest homosexuals on this planet and they should be removed

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why were you trying to solo that kraken? Just stay away from its path and do your own business for a bit, and listen for the sound cue of it running out to splat the player as they almost inevitably fail to retreat to their safety.

                Honestly the 1-29F climb I honestly don't have issues with....As long as I avoid both "Cruel_Sisyphean_Eight-Shaped.Floor" and "Coverage(Between-Crosshairs).Floor". Those two turf war maps are just hell given the sheer volume of stuff on the former + the distance between the two different turfs being so wide as well I only feel a few builds can do it without just being stuck at one turf waiting for enough disks to drop to seal the spawns, get a few points, and do it again. While the latter is just so many Nobilmente's that never stop spawning and I swear go into rapid fire mode after 2 shots, along with the normal spam of Drizz's between 2 points with no wall painting allowed is just a map that takes forever and a single slip up is another 3 mins tacked on because frick you.
                It's because of how well I had Side Order down I figured "Hey I should try the core game once more including to enjoy the new gear it gives out" and now I'm just in painful losing streaks galore.

                >"Cruel_Sisyphean_Eight-Shaped.Floor" and "Coverage(Between-Crosshairs).Floor"
                >Those two turf war maps
                I hope you meant to say "splat zones maps" here. Otherwise you're simply not playing enough to make such a mistake.
                >It's because of how well I had Side Order down I figured "Hey I should try the core game once more including to enjoy the new gear it gives out" and now I'm just in painful losing streaks galore.
                Side Order is virtually impossible to lose. Unfortunately while PvP skill transfers to SO, the SO skill (if there's even such a thing) does not transfer back to PvP. If anything it may harm PvP skills by making the player too complacent. You go and play SO to relax while wrecking stuff in near-God Mode, not to get better at the main game.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                To add, After Alterna is a much better practice of movement and aiming skill. Do a playthrough once a day before starting PvP, once you get it down it shouldn't take you more than 15 minutes without dying, and you'll be proper warmed up.
                Also the Takos at the end of AA are so much better than Harmonies, I wish we could play them as bots on real PvP maps.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I really wish Side Order was harder
                99% of the time I just ignore all the enemies and blitz through the objective

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Unironically consult a coach. They can set you straight. Using salmon run as preparation for PVP only goes so far.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                splatoon coaching sounds like the gayest thing, also it's stupid to advise actual coaching for someone not wanting to go competitive

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No less gay than coaching for any other game, coaching is like 80 percent mindset shit that applies universally anyway

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >No less gay than coaching for any other game
                >look at the splatoon "community", especially the competitive "community" from which any coach would be from
                idk about that bro

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I mean on principle coaching for video games is fairly gsy by default so it is what it is. It's like comparing a 9 to a 10 on the gayness scale.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You have a coach?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                there's a reason people shit on the new weapons every season because there are fundamental flaws with certain kits and designs. The argument that people can get good with any kit is true, but then if YOU'RE NOT GOOD at it, switch weapons.
                I've never used Toxic Mist, even back in Splat1 but I know that it has it's usefulness, and I'm glad when a player can utilize it properly, but I'LL never feel comfortable using it. Equally, I've always loved how playing a Hydra has felt, and finally getting the best kit for it was a blessing. But it took all three games to really get used to the rhythm of it's charge speed and weight, but when you get large kill counts and no deaths in it, it's the best feeling in the world. Same reason people main e-liter.

                All these guys saying play Salmon Run to practice, sure, but I'd rather not have a scrub on my team that gets fricked up when they're handed the charger. Certain weapons need a steadier hand than others, which is why being an Aero Spray are still viable despite what pros say. They are all about the coverage with no thoughts to be good at it. This is why you switch to being casual and just do terf all the time. No shame in just being a casual squid. I seriously learned everything by having someone do a trick on me and I go "how the frick did he do that?" so I learned how to do it myself.

                Splat1 and 2 I really didn't play too many other weapons outside of my main, but Splat 3 was really good at getting me to try other weapons and see how far I can push myself with them. Which is mostly to blame from the devs for nerfing Rollers and Brellas. I don't think they want people to "main" a weapon any more to avoid spamming.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Between these two webms it seems like you're just newer to the game and just aren't sure about some things yet. That's fine, you'll learn these things over time
                The first webm is just not knowing bubbler doesn't block tentamissiles, now you do
                The second webm tells me you're not sure how to use tristringer and aren't using all the information the game gives you to understand what's going on. Tristringer is more of a mid/long range support poking weapon, it's not a good idea to let people approach you, so it's better to hang back a bit. Work with your teammates. Considering this, in the webm you went ahead of your team and positioned yourself between an enemy painting off to the side and the blaster up in the middle, with another guy behind him. Maybe you didn't notice the guy off to the side or the blaster at first, but try paying more attention to the audio. Splatoon has some very good audio design and it will tell you a lot about where people are. It helps you know if there's an enemy, if your team is around with you, what weapon they're using, if they're using a bomb or special, if they're swimming even. It might sound obvious but the ink on the ground is also a good summary of the current state of the game, your own color is going to be safer, but also watch for where the ink is moving, it will let you know if someone there and even an estimate on what weapon they're using if you become familiar with spray patterns
                Of course Ganker of all people would recommend playing SR, but while some things to transfer between SR and PVP, playing SR is primarily only going to make you better at playing fricking SR. Play more PVP, try practicing with more basic weapons like a shooter, and if you want then watch some higher level gameplay or guides, a guide on squid rolling locations in particular would be good. These things provide some rough ideas for you to eventually develop and incorporate into your gameplay over time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      heh just dodge bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Trizooka now has an extra 1 second of delay upon activation
      Fixed.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else notice how much the series wanks off pearl?

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I still think the best ploy for an idol group in 4 would be a 4-man band that constantly splits the vote over two choices between eachother. Imagine the nightmare shit when every member of the band but one agrees on their choice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >sometimes the band members abstain and admit they'll probably just go work a salmon run shift during the splatfest
      >band member switches affiliation during halftime
      We really just need more chaos to these events in general

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >sometimes the band members abstain and admit they'll probably just go work a salmon run shift during the splatfest
      >band member switches affiliation during halftime
      We really just need more chaos to these events in general

      >band universally agrees on a choice
      >producer tells them they're not allowed to do that
      >they do anyways and leave the station after an argument
      >anyone who picked the opposite team has a chance to fight an absurdly busted NPC team of the band during the splatfest

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My dream scenario is the sort of podcast format we have no except its all the existing idols getting slapped together in various combinations so we can get all kinds of interactions between characters that we wouldn't otherwise get.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >two idols
        >podcast like interviews splatfests
        >there is a new guest every splatfest, an old idol, seller etc
        >still three choices
        >idol 1 chooses A, idol 2 B and guest goes for the C option

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      adding more shit just to match the number in the title was a mistake
      splat 4 needs to go back to 2 idols

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've wanted this for a while

      [...]
      >band universally agrees on a choice
      >producer tells them they're not allowed to do that
      >they do anyways and leave the station after an argument
      >anyone who picked the opposite team has a chance to fight an absurdly busted NPC team of the band during the splatfest

      sounds fun

      My dream scenario is the sort of podcast format we have no except its all the existing idols getting slapped together in various combinations so we can get all kinds of interactions between characters that we wouldn't otherwise get.

      might be possible if Splatoon Deluxe is a switch 2 launch title

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats to all the keyboardists / typists, and don't spend those super snails too fast.

    Next Splatfest I will avoid the popular choice, just to see how things play from the other side. This week I'm taking a break from the game, my pseudo-geriatric thumbs and wrists are not happy about the hours put into the event.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >won every x10 and x100 I had
    >won most matches so easily I started using new weapons
    >team still lose because frye
    I'm starting to get addicted to this feeling of defeat and I can't wait to lose the next one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If I were a Frye fan, I'd just try to keep this losing streak going. It's impressive in its own right.
      Just think, no idol, new or old, will ever be a bigger loser than Frye.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This
        I'm playing the long game where she loses so hard she becomes the villain in 4

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If I were a Frye fan, I'd just try to keep this losing streak going. It's impressive in its own right.
      Just think, no idol, new or old, will ever be a bigger loser than Frye.

      This
      I'm playing the long game where she loses so hard she becomes the villain in 4

      How does it feel?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Losing used to bother me but I walked into this splatfest with no damn hope of winning and I'll walk into the next one just the same

        I just want to win x100 and get cute pictures of my idol on the float

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Team losing the splatfest
        I got 21 instead of 25 super sea snails is not the worse thing.
        >Me going raw 3-47 at some point doing the night grinding out ruler
        Legit just wanted to kill myself.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Me going raw 3-47
          And I thought I sucked.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I had a negative win-loss this splatfest but I'd just give up if I had a skid that bad.
          Or start disconnecting if I got multipler matches knowing I was going to lose and feed the points for an enemy team.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I went 23-22 and wanted to blow my brains out
          >3-47
          jesus christ

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I feel you man. Friday and Saturday were ok, but on the last hours of sunday it was like being a duck target at a shooting gallery.

          Humpback Pump Track is a fun stage, but Wahoo World made me want to go back to Side order until the stages changed. Crossing the choke point at the center becomes impossible once the other team gets a hold.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Me going raw 3-47 at some point
          how wtf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        a bit of a bummer because my arabic imp wife deserves better but much like frye herself i am not bothered by silly splatfest losses, and knowing basically every single loss thus far was never due to lack of votes for her team (she has won majority votes a lot) reminds me of how she is loved, her fans just suck ass at this game and that is funny to me.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The white shotas flock to her team and are too busy cranking it to her breasts to play well

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Three Idols are a mistake
    >but Frye's desi-
    Three Idols are a mistake

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I won a x100 where my teamate disconnected a minute in and I proceeded to bully the other team with my 52gal for 2 minutes so I'm still happy regardless of the result

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good job keyboard warriors, we kicked ass out there

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HOLD THE LINE
    WE ARE keyboard WARRIORS

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Frostyfest is happening.
    >Win a x100 match.
    >Go to the float because I want pictures with Shiver and her cool mask.
    >Realize I voted for Solo so I have to take pictures with Big Man.
    We won, but at what cost?

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'M GOING TO STICK A FORK IN YOUR FRICKING ROTORS PEARL YOU STUPID BUCKET OF BOLTS

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Licking Pearl's armpits clean after a sweaty concert performance

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pitgay and pearlgay are in fact the same person
      this surprises me but all things considered perhaps it shouldn't

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      get off of Ganker marina

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Devs need to grow a pair and make losing part of her personality

    Pearl and Marina acknowledged their losses in Splatcasts, why can't Frye?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Treehouse having Marina tell Pearl to the shut the frick up after Pearl went on that 4 splatfest win streak was really cathartic in retrospect.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it’s not the same because there’s three idols now
      it would probably just make her lose more

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sigh. Now is when I find out that there is a third city hub after beating Side Order.

    Trying to go spoiler free into the game has its downsides.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I avoided threads for a month for that very reason

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think the Splatoon Idols owe me sex

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can Deep Cut be considered an Doronjo trio?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes big man is doronjo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That is the way I see it. He absolutely needs a kiseru.

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to make a low-hack octoshot run
    >luck out and get max main fire rate and three main damage distant
    >die to smollusk just before I break the last barrier

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess, got greedy when he was using the stingray?
      This is why I like the booyah bomb.

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >get matched with same uselsess jr against the same tryhard team thrice in a row
    anarchy is such garbage
    imagine forcing players to wait a minute to avoid the shitters because the leave team option means absolutely nothing

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That should be enough salt. See you tomorrow.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong image kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe ants play Splatoon 3.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the point of that post was to show the image count for the splatfest salt compilation I'm pretty sure

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >people still not understanding what a collective win is about
      Frye already won before

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even when Dude was playing on Team Frye, there was an iota of a chance she could win, but he was on Team Big Man this time, and we got another sweep. Some answers are just going to attract better players. Frye just has a pity party now and she won't win that way with any more chance than she did before.

      I was on Fist Bump and we were robbed, I TRIED to give Frye the win, and it just didn't happen. I give up!

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im suprised how often he wins, always thought Bigman was gonna be the one barely anyone picks cause he ain't a waifu.

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I ran into an Inkbrush player last night using Respawn Punisher, like bronchitis I'm the absolute frick ads you thinking

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's what I get for waking up and trying to type out a post within the first five minutes I'm awake I've never seen autocorrect mangle a post of mine that badly before frick dude

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd have a stroke too if I saw an inkbrush running RP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >like bronchitis I'm the absolute frick ads you thinking
      KEK thanks for the laugh anon

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So Spring Fest next month?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in the mood to try a different weapon pick something for me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bamboozler

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Carbon Deco

        aerospray rg

        Reef-Lux

        All noted down for later, thanks lads

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Carbon Deco

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      aerospray rg

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Reef-Lux

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      H-3 nozzlenose

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The new dualies

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why is splatoon allowed to have a general on Ganker

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The rule about "no generals on Ganker" has always just been code for allowing the jannies to delete threads for games they don't like

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jannies are Splatoon enjoyers? Uhhh based!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >there could be jannies in the pool
          terrifying thought, we might have to close due to aids

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >jannie joins my room
            >plays like shit, tell him to git gud
            >permabanned

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why are you allowed to post shit bait

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sign-ups link for /poolsclosed/ vs /ink/ round 3 tourney
    https://forms.gle/TZihNnwb5t1LhQfMA
    >When is the date of the tournament?
    13th of April.
    If you have any reasonable questions about the next tourney, please (You) this post.
    4 DAYS UNTIL IT CLOSES

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >chose big man only because I assumed he would be unpopular and avoid mirrors
    >somehow win

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      4 still waiting on that phone call

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      PUT YOUR DAMN DISCS BACK IN THEIR CASES YOU LAZY b***h

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Fission coming up
    Oh yeah it's scale farming time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Loadout, now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like Lobber, Boozler, 96 gal, and Flingza, I think? I'm always awful at telling which roller is which by those tiny icons

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dynamooooo

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh shit even better then.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Boozler
          Welp, skipping.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Use a non shitty weapon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I use whatever Mr. Grizz tells me to use.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >He didn't join local Salmon 404 where you get to pick your team's loadout, that always includes a random Grizz weapon per job.
                Should have joined the Union.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Unions were deemed uncool last year and therefore according to squid law have been banned

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Squid law
                >He wasn't part of the Great Reformation
                That explains why you have pictures of Pearl.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >actual commies in Inkopolis
                Cod help us

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Seeking better quality of life means you're a commie.
                Hello crab, how's you're pot?
                LOL, LMAO, ROFL.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >you're
                How's that sewer education treating you suckerhead?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >He fell for the 'you're' bait too because he got BTFO
                ROFLMFAO

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The rest of the weapons will carry it and it's the easiest map, it's fine.

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Poor Frye kekkk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      0p in the new system is truly monumental. The worst splatfest loss of all time perhaps.

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Eight got blended so I didn't have to put up with their masochist bullshit.

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    April’s SR gear

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A full Luchador costume will be kino

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    in terms of music
    Deep Cut > Squid Sisters > Off the Hook

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Big Man > Squid Sisters > Off the Hook > Shiver and Frye
      Fixed it for you.

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Thanks for trying, Team Drums. Luckily, we have an easy way to vent frustration.

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The first webm is just not knowing bubbler doesn't block tentamissiles
    When did they change this?

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So they launched a disaster patch that ruined the game late into Splatoon 2's cycle, what kind of awful decisions do we expect them to make as Splatoon 3 draws to a close?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      iirc when big swig was implemented, there were pieces of code that implied it would be compatible with main power up
      :^)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not so sure they're going to do anything drastic if these weapon kits are anything to go by. They are afraid of making overpowered kits like the ones they put in base game. They've only put crab on ONE weapon since launch, being the stamper but they made sure to give it a harmless sub to balance it out.

      I don't think there's going to be any major ability changes. Even the balance changes are very, very light and they seem reluctant to tweak things in a big way.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      only getting one stage this time around was a bad beginning of the end
      but I don't expect something massive game changing patch considering how crummy, boring and uninspired the updates we've gotten are

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        At least they've gotten their shit together concerning stages, pretty much all of them since the Crableg/Shipshape update have been good

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          only took half way through it's lifecycle

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that part sucks but maybe that means they'll be better out of the gate when Splatoon 4 rolls around

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            when are we going to stop pretending that 2's maps were good
            it's called splatoon 2 because it has only 2 good maps

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, how could we forget such classics as Goby Arena or Starfish Mainstage, kek

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              3's maps were much worse because they couldn't even follow basic CoD design of 3 lanes instead, forcing a single center choke point where you get buttfricked by chargers and spalttlings.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the new stringer or splatana is completely broken and the devs do nothing meaningful to nerf it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Majority of the new weapons added have been undertuned, not overpowered. Stringers as a class have been lagging behind the other weapons as well. Seems unlikely that it's strong out the gate.

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >its another episode of ________ spamming invites again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just join him, he's lonely.

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I always get Snapper Canal and Skipper Pavillion mixed up in my head

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't like Shiver and Frye.

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are your favorite idols from the game you started with?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, I'm an OtHgay but I started with the first game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really have a favorite between the idols. I just kinda like them all and I started with 1 from the beginning.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Marina going 110% gamer zone out
        that's why everyone loves her.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You just KNOW callie picked kirby and is jumping above everyone using down B repeatedly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the Gamer
        >the n00b
        >the Rager
        >the Casual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      when I started there was only one idol group and yeah they are still the best

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I remember when they first debuted the Squid Sisters in that first Direct everybody was cringing out of their shoes at that weird Jap shit, who knew how they'd end up growing on us.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Really, I just remember immediately thinking about all the porn they were going to get

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Huh, the way I remember it that was the Direct that really created hype for the game. And there was tons of fan art of them in no time

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I mean overall yeah, but I also remember the way they presented the Sisters in particular was awkward as frick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >started S1
      >Pearl is best but then SS come right after

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Callie is legit still the ONLY character who's a genuine 'Twintail' and i don't see that changing at this stage.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        gross off model art

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nice ink sacs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The only woomy style with the tentacles tied up is a ugly bun

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The developers autism about obscuring the ink tank preventing us from getting more cute long hairstyles is pretty much my single biggest gripe with Splatoon currently.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's really stupid because an actual hud for the ink tank would be a million times more useful. I'm never paying attention to the actual tank.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've started playing at Splatoon 3 and I regret not playing Splatoon 1 for the SS.

  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will I get banned for posting this? I was gonna write Keyggers at first.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol, I think it's safe
      that's just ink after all 😀

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's perfectly fine, post it and i'll fresh! you

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >give Frye the good choice (again)
    >she loses (again)
    lol called it, thanks for the extra shells fryeggots

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Giving an idol the popular choice to try and rig the game in their favor is a terrible fricking idea. It almost never works.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it (barely) worked for Team Sweet, although if you factor in the new scoring system Sweet would have actually lost...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That Splatfest is one of the ones I'm most upset about losing. Not because of Frye but goddamn Sweet is such immature shit, Spicy is by far the best flavor.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Based spicybro.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Tapatio vs Cholula vs Tabasco is the only foodfest that could be actually fun

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she gets top vote extremely often, her players just suck ass for some reason

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At this point the pattern seems to be
      >If Japan is involved, the team popular with them will win
      >Else, the popular team will lose

  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tacticooler nerfs when

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >adds 10p required for special on cooler weapons
      all in a month's work, no need to thank me boys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      only thing it needs is nerfs to its special saver

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Being able to just suicide in for free and instantly come back is pretty moronic too

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          without that aspect it would be basically worthless as a special

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I still don't have to like it. Encouraging that kind of degenerate bullshit isn't good design.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm for it because it's the only to get pubbies to fricking push

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I have the opposite problem, my teammates just charge straight ahead one at a time and constantly feed instead of trying to regroup and push together

  101. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Tfw never been name dropped

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I dont believe you, Chaika

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shut up Mozart everyone already knows you're still alive

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw have never even played in the pool so half of these threads are incomprehensible

  102. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pulling two gold capsules and a bronze right after the other

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      blessed by the splatoon luck gods
      but as they giveth they also taketh, expect terrible matchmaking luck in return

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But I get terrible matchmaking AND terrible gacha rolls....

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          well they also taketh and taketh sometimes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not me someone in the pool gottem. Made jelly and suspicious.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Got the gold banner at the start of the season
      >Have another gold banner up with the Splatfest seed?
      >Got a bronze instead
      How does it work? I thought it would be one of the old ones like the Fresh Season 23 one which I don’t have

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, duplicate gold/silver capsules turn into bronze capsules. Old seasonal banners/titles are impossible to get if you missed them

  103. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing, four weapons that by themselves are usually good but together are completely terrible

    HLM with freelancers is impossible

  104. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pussy
      Pussy
      Motherfrickin PUSSY

  105. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When are we getting longer hair styles for Octos?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      never

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      artist source?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        idk they were a drawgay when the threads were relatively new and were nice enough to draw my octo

  106. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >loss 7 rounds so far at 700 evp
    I'm malding

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this rotation is fricked, freelancers are struggling hard for whatever reason
      I think it's because there's no obvious stinger killer, just 2 weapons that are okay at it and 2 that can manage it if absolutely necessary

  107. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ay! (You're all fricking gay)

  108. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >three gold areomemes and a clash blaster
    Ya couldn't get a more obnoxious team if ya tried.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Having anything that slightly out ranges them
      >Win
      What's the problem?

  109. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >https://twitter.com/splatoonna/status/1772392883766677973?s=46&t=XqrFPmFBeLn1zKdKUC8F4A
    Tldr: We’re not just getting the random weapon challenge reran, but also a rerun of the gusher challenge and the high jump challenge all in quick succession. Seems they’re using this time to rerun older challenges

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >extreme jump battle
      oh my god finally i missed it the first time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"3 Challenges in a row" Monthly Challenge
      so this is gonna be a monthly thing now?
      or is this just a translation error.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        translation error, they talk about it being a Spring break thing in the Jap one

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          they had to have hired someone's dyslexic moronic nephew to handle splatoon localisation and they feel too bad to fire him, this is the only logical explanation for frequent frick ups

  110. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna hug an Inkling

  111. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want pantyshots of female inklings

  112. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The new Splatfest song is gonna be a lot of fun if/when they do it in one of those holo concerts

  113. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    salmon in 30 mins?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Join my SR room in 30 mins

  114. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Join my SR room in 30 mins

  115. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >started a new job today that needs me to be at the office
    >can't play as much anymore
    it's over

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good on you squid. We'll be here when you get back

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome back to wage slaving.

  116. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That awkward last few minutes of a rotataion where you just kinda stand around waiting for it to roll over

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

  117. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think veemos owe me sex!

  118. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >kill two Big Shots and a Maws and get all the eggs launched up
    >three more canonballs pelting the basket by the time I get there to start dunking them
    This frickin game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GIMME THA BEAT BOYS

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No

  119. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    come on, really making us get full meter for this king

  120. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pls play better

  121. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can we please get to the boss round

  122. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ok i'm sorry but i've gotta leave, can't keep playing right now
    ggs

  123. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >switch to Octo for the first time ever
    >immediately start playing out of my mind
    Lads wtf is this

  124. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When will it return bros...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Shop updates every other season
      It’s never coming back

  125. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bro, you told me Poolsclosed is for Ganker. You fricks are costing me my salmon rank.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We all moved to Poolsclosed2.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      most of the sr dedicated pool anons have 999s. Youre playing with the casuals (like yourself maybe)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >shitter doesn't even have a bronze badge
      >BRO I THOUGHT YOUR POOL WAS SUPPOSED TO CARRY ME!!
      Just yikes

  126. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Three fatass kills and two golds so far this rotation, not too bad

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