So, new Splatfest incoming, Baby Chicks vs Baby Bunnies vs Baby Bears, who you got Ganker?
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So, new Splatfest incoming, Baby Chicks vs Baby Bunnies vs Baby Bears, who you got Ganker?
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When can we vote?
Should open up tomorrow evening
Later tonight, actually
Queen Shiver! (Chicks)
bunnies
I haven't participated in a splatfest since two years ago and I probably will never do it again
They suck unless you play with a good group of people. then you just blaze up to max rank and can stop playing
I take it back SP2 splatfest stages are still the best frick tri-color
chicken
how do I make webms?
This would happen in Ranked and your team would somehow still lose the objective
>playing zones on Underpass last night
>teammate and I throw Splat Boms on either side of a dude hiding behind the central pillar, completely hemming him in and killing him
Like seriously the bombs were in such perfect sync it was unreal. Was a fun match for once.
Anyone wanna help me fish?
Sure why not
All right I'll open a room.
Ok gimme like 5 mins
Ok so like why the frick can't we clear anything
My fault sorry.
>down to profresh
Well that's the ball game for me.
There's been a few rounds like that for me, where I feel like my team is doing decent enough killing bosses and then I look up and we're at 12/28 eggs delivered with 20 seconds left. Sp[awning Grounds is still ass too which doesn't help.
Yeah this map as been brutal all day. The fact I kept getting shitty FL didn't help. Thanks again.
get good and learn to carry salmonlets
Ya wanna carry me back to EVP tough guy?
>friday eve night
>thread dead
It's over.
>Friday eve
You frickin what
It's payday my dude, party on
>It's payday my dude,
I get payed on tuesday nights.
>payday
>being employed
You haven't played within the last two hours right? Splatfest voting happens in less than 6 hours and that extra conch shell from the daily win will be handy
>one whole gacha roll
Yay
>minmaxing this hard
The autism is off the charts even for this autistic franchise
Wow you didnt have to ragequit like tha, turf room
gg anyways
>enemy team is boykissed/kisserboy gays
>Splatted boykisser!
>Splatted yaoimaster!
>Splatted say gex!
>Splatted transrights!
>gays actually think Splatoon is "their" game because Twitter brainrot infests the plaza
It's unreal how many layers of delusion these people wrap themselves in.
>He thinks it's his game.
It's MINE!
why did splatoon even attract so many trannies and homos
Because of Twitter integration.
>game is colorful and colors are gay duh
>game has no vc so people can't mock trannies
>plaza posts are determined by twitter popularity since two and twitter is gay central
>Marina exists
Why would a very attractive woman attract homos
Oh I forgot one
>Nintendo IP
A very attractive carpet muncher and her straight goblin.
I'd say jury's still out on Pearl, we don't have anything definitive one way or the other.
It would be very easy for them to sneak something in confirming it if they wanted to.
They probably won't ever be explicit with it and that's fine. It's a kid's game, no need to really deep dive into that shit.
I would consider Marina the third piece of this trio rather than Pearl, she fits the part better, whereas Shiver, Pearl and Marie are smug buttholes the other 3 are cheerful and friendly with only a smidge of sass at times.
>pic
my beautiful wives.
I like to imagine Frye is usually the fiery boisterous type but becomes a flustered awkard mess when it comes to sexual activities. Built for rape.
Nah this
group is tard energy.
I want more solo Pearl stuff.
I just want a full version of her screamo song.
I wouldn't be surprised if she also reciprocated, but is unsure of how to express it. Considering that this is supposed to be an all-ages game, I don't expect them to ever go anywhere with it. Just let people have their fanart.
Pearl being moronic enough to not realize Marina is into her that way and then just rolling with jt if/when there was ever a confession would be completely on brand but again yeah, I doubt it's anything that will ever get followed through on either way.
I'm torn about how I feel on this. On the one hand, I kinda want the series to go to a completely new place and let us see another corner of the squid world, but on the other hand, I don't wanna leave the Squid Sisters and Pearl and Marina behind. Deep Cut can get fricked though j simply do not care about them.
>Deep Cut can get fricked though j simply do not care about them
Rude. They just need their time to shine.
Nah, I'm done with those c**ts after how badly they've treated Big Man. He's too good for these psychotic prostitutes.
but it's hot that they are b***hes, though it's confirmed frye secretly has a heart of gold.
As long as she keeps putting her chocolate breasts on display in a desperate bid to get Pearl's attention, I'm happy.
>Marina just keeps dressing more and more like a cheap prostitute to try and get Pearl's attention
>Pearl just keeps complimenting her style without ever getting the message
There's a comedy routine in here somewhere
Her loss is our gain.
Inksac envy
Got booty envy, too
Seems to me like they only serve chocolate milk in squid world.
I miss ricey 🙁
Mammals are dead, it's all they have
Awesome!
There's one instance of green milk, but that's due to genetic experimentation. And it's fanon anyway.
I'm afraid to ask what it tastes like.
shamrock shake
What flavor js that shit meant to be? Never had one.
I had one recently, it's mint
default vanilla but with some mint. surprisingly satisfying considering who sells it
I'm down with having a completely new setting and cast. We're at a point where the cast is too bloated where the new characters lack screen time because the old characters need to be important but the old characters barely get any new development and feel stagnant. The only thing of note Side Order did with OtH is just the knowledge that Marina is doing something with the sanitised octos and just extra confirmation of Marina being thirsty for Pearl. 3 having all three hubs and idols performing feels like a perfect sendoff
I'd be fine with the previous groups fading more into the background if we kept getting music and the occasional little cameo here and there at least.
>Marina exists
How dare you
we need so many more names Squids.....Pathetic really.
I bring gifts.
Use it well.
Make sure to tune in this Saturday at 1pm EST to see Ganker vs /vg/ ROUND 3!
>where can I see it?
here
https://cytube.implyingrigged.info/channel/squidya
Wish em luck! Booyah!
>clique tourney
I dont approve
I approve and your woomy is stinky
these outfits will be seen for 2 days and then never again
Mods will fix it
Might be on the amiibo.
new amiibo?
Yeah, isn't there a rumored OTH amiibo coming?
There's been data for two new amiibos mined up when Side Order went live. There's a chance they get announced at Worlds this weekend.
What is the most moronic change/addition you’ve heard someone propose? Something that would be absolutely horrible and is so obvious you think there’s something wrong with them for it even being a thought
>attack up/defense up/MPU
>salmonlings
We already know those would be shit, say something else
I forget exactly what but someone made a bunch of shitty propositions for Salmon Run.
Was that the dude who was suggesting shit like the Big Shot cannonballs' being a OHKO and shit?
I believe so. All I could say was that nobody would ever play Salmon Run ever again if even two of his suggestions were used.
I wish somebody had the full list, that shit was wacky. The canonball thing is the only one I can remember offhand.
he wanted steel head bombs to have a suction effect too. scappers not stopped when shot I think.
There's no way he was remotely serious.
Custom kits. I hear it way too much for such an awful idea.
People like the idea because, on paper, it lets you make whatever dream kit you want. But that introduces a whole new set of problems, because, ironically, giving players more freedom to make their own weapon kits would lead to more homogeny. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is a great example of this: the game is really well balanced, with pretty much any combo you can make being at least somewhat viable, but guess what? When you give people that much freedom, they're gonna minmax, and you end up with everyone playing the same combo online. It would be a way worse problem in Splatoon, where subs and specials aren't nearly as well-balanced, to the point where nobody would have any reason to pick the weaker ones. It'd be one-kit-syndrome but every weapon has a lethal bomb and a top-three special.
Also, another advantage that set kits have is that you always know what you're going up against when you face a weapon. It's a lot easier to play around what your opponents are doing when you know what to expect from them, and you don't have to memorize all of the subs/specials on the enemy team comp at the start of every match.
that one homosexual who wants to nuke and destroy ranked by killing overtime.
massive squigger.
the morons who want instant invincibility specials to come back because it was LE FUN HURRRR
fun > balance
compgays get fricked, imagine trying to force funny wacky squid into being some straight laced esport
>use my 5 star weapon
>lose 3 times in a row
>try a brand new weapon for the first time
>win 6 times in a row
what is this magic
moronation
I hate the fact I managed to break into top 3k in CB with ease using Dynamo for the first time last season, while my other mains proved fruitless
There's so many different weapons variations in Splatoon these days that finding something new shouldn't really come as a surprise.
can we play turf war?
No promises Za, I've no idea how to use this thing well.
Damn explosher's rad. I love being a pest in everyone elses' fights.
My money buff's out, I'm dippin'. Thanks for enduring my company.
Woomy in a vroomy
Veemo in a _____
Veemo is a dreamo
I wish veemo could visit me in my dreamo
>he hasn't constructed his dreamscape yet
Low spiritual awareness
teach me, sensei
I'm still in the process of parsing all this shit out myself, all I can tell you is that I have very vivid dreams almost every night these days. Not quite lucid dreams yet but I feel like I'm almost there.
Not all of us are that lucky
making salmon room at rotation
Our Queen of combat obvious.
Shiver has it and the rest have egg on their face.
3/4 salmon room up
Ganker is a cream the rabbit board so I imagine most will be voting that way
yeah I'm just going to do one king wave
Splatoon is the best multiplayer shooter series ever created. Unironically
3/4 salmon room
still got room?
get ready
>340
that bad?
that should answer your question
Chick bros where you at
Probably going chick just to dodge mirror matches
Chickens are the best.
God I love Frye. Deep Cut got robbed.
>Deep Cut got robbed.
>meant to be thieves
>end up being robbed
I wonder if splat 4 is gonna do the whole squid sisters main story thing again. Since they said 1-3 was basically a trilogy.
holy shit this rotation is brutal
Definitely not feeling the Squelchers. Not super into the pencil either but it can at least shit out damage.
It's not fun that's for sure.
I respect this person's lust for Frye, because they also draw all other Splatoon girls I want to frick
holy shit how the frick did these rondos get gold on this map?
It is that bad.
If we lose one more I'm going to stop this is bullshit
Yeah frick this rotation I'm done. GG and thanks for sticking with me. I'm going back to back to Banjo-Kazooie.
>most capsules are nothing but fricking clothes
>barely get any money
Yeah frick you to game
>when both your Superbonuses are chunks or drink tickets
I hate when that happen
How the frick did you people survive this map in Splatoon 2?
Much lower quotas, no Fish Sticks or Big Shots, trash mobs in 2 are a joke.
they buffed everything in 3 except for cohock hits which they nefred
as others said.
Quotas were way lower, I think max quota on wave1 was like 22-24 and topped at 28 or something.
No lids to cuck movement/shield c**ts.
No far off big shit c**ts, nor double rain from sticks.
Trash was incredibly brain dead.
cliques
Realistically how long would it take to get the 2400 bronze scales for the octoleet set?
>bear propaganda after the story mode
Frick them, they're better off extinct.
Haven't had the chance to play in weeks... I'm not looking forward to getting steamrolled
Question. I'm assuming that because Deep Cut were such a non-threat, is why Captain Three didn't immediately maul them when they turned up?
the reason why captain 3 doesn't kick their asses is the same reason why captain 3 doesn't just clear all the kettles
Laziness?
there isn't really a reason, it's just so the new player character has something to do
I'm gonna say that lore wise, she is just being lazy
They're here to be Callie's tard wrangler, not to thrash the local goons.
I completely forgot I was supposed to post one of these per day kek
uhhh here's this one
roller if it was actually good
now seriously, what did you do to cause this
what is this?
just tell us, i'm too tired to guess
plushes, next
Your Callie themed onahole?
If he has good taste, it will be a Marie onahole
Probably amiibo
why are you hiding your hand? you have anything to hide?
MY FRICKING TOWER CONTROL WIN THAT I WAS FRICKING ROBBED OF DUE TO SOME FFFFFFFFFFFFFFRICKING homosexual DISCONNECTING AT THE LAST MINUTE AND GIVING ALL OF US A COM ERROR FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU I HOPE YOU GET FRICKING GUTTED BY A RUSTY FRICKING KNIFE YOU FRICKING c**t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
name drop this anon
why would they use this kind of bag?
Hmmm... I'm still betting it's a Callie themed Onahole
Because you payed for it
because it's a pro controller
I don't think so
Deep cut amiibo
not really, but big fan of Big Man
I wish, but close
Isn't it a little late to be getting these. They even restocked last year for a good number of months at retail price
yeah, I was thinking that, I was never interested in amiibos but I like splatoon idols and these were kinda of cheap for the average price of an amiibo
They're some of the best Splatoon merch to buy. Which one is getting hotglued first
Probably the Callie one
Marie
The perfect choice
Nah, Callie first because she's a dummy
You make it sound like a punishment
It very well might be
Well it's not a punishment for Marie
Marie would be disgusted by you
I>limited supply DLCs
Amiibos really are some byllshit
Called it. What is it, a veemo?
The official Callie onahole with Amiibo functionality? Neat
Picking bears because I don't want to play another Splatfest with infinite mirror matches.
If the slapfest is regional Frye is most popular if it's international shiver is popular
Confirmed Frye fricks like a rabbit
Picked bunnies because Frye bunnysuit sexo
>Captain Three: Marie, get the squirt bottle. Nu-Three is doing that moronic dance Callie taught her again
>Callie comes back to the NSS HQ wearing pic related and see's that Captain Three is the only one there
>Captain Three looks at Callie and immediately has flashbacks to Callie's etiquette and seduction training due to the outfit
>Callie immediately realises this and grins at Captain Three before closing and locking the door
>Marie sits on a chair in the kitchen, listing to Callie ruthlessly violating Captain Three's holes
All you want to think about is Callie and Marie fricking or getting fricked. But there’s no way Callie could wear OL clothing as well as Marie could.
Yes and?
Just saying.
Callie looks nice but only Marie would own that prim and proper OL energy that makes my dick twitch. Marina could pull a nice motherly or big sis OL vibe.
I mean, I get ya
No digging on Callie, must say. I just know what I like.
Look at all these best girls. Only Shiver would bully, though. Marie is too proper to be a mean girl and Marina hasn’t got a mean bone in her body. Figure of speech, but still.
>Anon thinks they are bullying him
>In truth they are acting like tsundere big sisters
>Shiver makes a big show about it but still has signs of caring
>Marie is far nicer, though not above teasing you
>Marina pretends to go along with it but can’t resist cuddles
Okay, I’m sufficiently aroused. When does the good stuff start?
>But there’s no way Callie could wear OL clothing as well as Marie could.
They could both pull it off pretty well
callie is cute and innocent and that makes her all the more hotter, I don't care for marie her design is mid
Calluses gargantuan floppers
>These are your bullies
*cums intensely*
Each idols response to hearing you're being bullied
>Callie
Big hugs and words of encouragement. She knows you're awesome and can overcome this.
>Marie
Tells you to suck it up, but also give some very practical advice about how best to get even with those homosexuals
>Pearl
Makes a spectacle of standing up for you. Encourages you to rip them right back alongside her.
>Marina
Offers you some encouragement, but pulls out her laptop and starts clacking away. Soon, your bully's full dox and some incriminating photos of them in compromising positions appear online
>Shiver
Laughs at you, but Tells you she'll "take care of it". Your bully is never seen again, word is they "transferred schools" under mysterious circumstances.
>Frye
Decks the frick out of them on sight
>No Big Man
Shit post
Nobody would dare bully you if they knew you were friends with Big Man, just look at how fricking huge he is
Because the victim was him
>SR rotation won't roll over till 4am tomorrow
Dammit
damn b***h, dont put your toes there
She likes it
What thoughts were going through the art teams minds when they designed these semen demons? Do you think they knew what they would unleash?
Of course they did, just look at the shit in the official art books. The official shit we've gotten is tame by comparison.
Squidsex
This really should just be Pearl's look from now on. The punk/goth look suits her way better than her generic pop idol outfit.
Yeah the metal look always suited her better
She can't keep getting away with it!
https://files.catbox.moe/kdtjld.jpg
3's an adult now, hardly scandalous.
It is when Callie is posting it on her official Social Media account
Splat Tim's meltie makes this an all time great image
I love this goofy goober so much
She got waaaaay too much hate in Splat2's early days.
Even as a fan I can kind of understand it. Her being a little gremlin is an acquired taste and kind of a shock coming from the conventionally attractive duo we got in the first gsme. Putting her beside the absolute sex bomb that is Marina also didn't do her any favors. But I always liked her personally and those feelings have only grown the more and more screen time she's gotten. Her endless moron energy amuses me to no end.
>Her endless moron energy amuses me to no end.
That's why I liked her from day one. She's like a lesser Callie, only unlike her Pearl is more likely to bite someone's fingers off
I was always a Squid Sisters or nothing zealot but with Side Order I started coming around to Pearl, she's a good egg.
I trust Ganker is a fan of the little chicks, aren't ya?
Vaporware
>Splatoon 3 will be done getting content in about a month and a half
Damn
Surely they extend 1-2 seasons because of more Switch 2 delays.
If they add more content, it'll probably just be more kits and Splatfests. I doubt we'll get anything that requires a bunch of developer resources like additional maps.
Really as long as they keep the splatfests coming I'm okay with it.
The next holo concert should be fun, there's been a whole bunch of new idol songs since the last time they had one.
Sooo.... What was Frye's reaction to getting a video at 3am of Marie, Callie and Captain Three having their way with Shiver?
The jellies are in control of the media and the banks. Wake up squids, you're being controlled!
I feel like this is referencing a meme that I'm not familiar with
It's an old flash game called Can Your Pet.
That title is not a question.
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHIVER NO!
>reading through some splatoon dev interviews
>dj octavio was crippled in the war
>it's what forces him to stay in octopus form all the time
>cuttlefish broke (two of) his fricking legs
Splatana duel against Sword Saint Octavio never ever.
>broke his legs
>when he has no bones
Damn
I stand by the idea that their humanoid forms have a pseudo skeleton
what does it feel like to hug an inkling...
Probably like hugging a softer humab
Squishier human.
So that flying mech of his is just a fancy wheelchair.
>we've been beating up an old grandpa in a wheelchair
imagine a DJ Ocatvio fight if he wasn't a cripple
>octobot king is on autopilot, still trying to beat the shit out of you
>octavio is trying to gun you down with a military-grade splatling cannon
sounds like a fun idea for a kaizo hack
On the upside, his octopus form hasn't dried out even a bit compared to Craig's.
If Octavio went back to his humanoid form, he'd probably look the same way he did 100 years ago.
I thought the reason why Cuttlefish was dried up was solely due to Grizz sucking all life out of him and he's essentially just a mummy now implied by the Sunken Scroll
Cuttlefish was already dried up before Grizz got ahold of him, he's sundried himself to keep himself alive for 100+ years as is.
Was already dry, Grizz just made him drier
I'd play a splatoon version of sekiro/dynasty warriors
Reminder that since they are cold blooded creatures, woomies and veemos would love to cuddle with you for your warmth.
>cold blooded creatures
yet they don't give a shit about walking in light clothing on snow and ice
the need to be fresh outweight the need for heat
>horrorboros rotation has pencil
what the frick were they thinking
They were thinking that I would never get the fricking pencil AAAAAAAAAAAA
It's one of the best weapons against it, what are you complaining about?
>Marina made Pearl ridiculously overpowered in her simulation
Of course she did
Whats the money limit?
9,999,999?
Im about to approach it.
Yeah that's the cap. May as well burn a couple million on gacha or raising star levels.
Why do opponent's rainmaker shots always lock me in ink and kill with splash damage, but they always escape my rainmaker shots? Is it latency? Makes the weapon feel powerful in their hands and useless in mine.
So Inklings are earning money for participating in battles but who's paying them?
Big jelly
I want to play Splatoon 1 so bad...
Cemu can play on Pretendo, you know.
I'm just going to softmod my WiiU. But it's not the same as just hopping on the real servers and playing against some genuine randos.
I'm optimistic for tomorrow's tournament.
I am indifferent to tomorrow's tournament.
You are siding with Shiver, right.. anon?
Frye is cuter and has a better team, sorry Shiver
>Frye is cuter
Brain damage
Butthurt
Just stating facts. She can look decent in art but not in game, ever. The 3D modelers botched it big time with her.
>cute Indian imp creature woman
>flat faced bee stung nosed asian stereotype
yeah i'll take the former and marina thanks
Marina is sex incarnate so understandable. The real red pill is the both of the prostitutes from Deep Cut are ugly
THE TOURNEY IS IN LESS THAN 1 DAY
GET HYPE GankerROS!
Also check this out : ^ )
https://krakenfiles.com/view/k3l4bBCAkJ/file.html
>krakenfiles
oh haha
kraken
very funny
the tourney is for splat 3 right? Would be a little funny if they had a segment for splatoon 1 just as a frickaround bonus
>the tourney is for splat 3 right?
Yup
>Would be a little funny if they had a segment for splatoon 1 just as a frickaround bonus
you never know
That's pretty gay, try to win at least one turf match at least.
lmao, I fricking hate octo Black folk
Learn to win turf homosexual
I have zero interest in Turf War and hate when Splatfest locks me into it for 48 hours
>filtered by fricking turf war
Lmao
>filtered
In the same way someone is "filtered" by inferior versions of something after having experienced the superior model I suppose.
yup your filtered
MY filtered?!
yeah, i'm thinking you'll finally get 5-0'd this time
shut the frick up
yeah they have no chance
as an /ink/er, I can see them taking 2 modes
One of your team members is a double agent.
I wanna hug an inkling
Splatoon 1 working nicely on Cemu btw.
Time to relive some skill issues
how's regular match working?
Ill check when i get off work.
so, did you check? really curious to know if the Pretendo pretedos just forgot to update their page to show it works 100% or if its still not fully working before i try and homebrew my wiiu
>inb4 scroll up
i have no idea if getting the online on CEMU and WiiU to work is diffrent or not
also wholy shit why is the world championship full of homos
When does Worlds start
10 pm pt is the round robin turf tourney
finals are tomorrow at the same time
So if there's any announcement it'll be tomorrow night then, cool.
There gonna be a PB tonight or are you guys practicing?
Where's the frickin porn
There's tons of Pearl and Marina porn what are you talking about
Heavy Splatling my beloved
SR 2/4
is Fangfox actually THAT good at ranked?
No one joins his rooms
Did anyone try splatoon 1 on Cemu with the pretendo thing activated? Game doesn't want to load for me.
Like, I'm stuck on this screen
you need online files from a wii U after installing pretendo, you can open up the debug log and it will say "invalid account" i guarantee you
you're right, so I guess I have to dump the pretndo account FROM a Wii U first to then u se it on Cemu? Instructions aren't really clear. I'll try that
UPDATE: dumped my pretendo wii i files, I can now access the game fine but I get this error code whenever I try to join a public match, I guess it's just not ready yet.
You've probably already checked it, but just in case you haven't, Pretendo does have a little bit of documentation for Cemu. They also point toward Cemu's own online play guide.
https://pretendo.network/docs/install/cemu
Alright, so I thought it was a firewall problem, added cemu dot exe to the windows defender thing but now I have another error code, the suffering never ends.
Yeah I already read that and set up cemu online fine, I'll try with mk8 if I have the same issue
Welp, MK8 works fine so I guess it's a splatoon problem.
>those "miis"
ominous
Oh god I can see the meme potential with those miis
>that pic
>fine
hey apple
smash don't work either fckk
Open the debug log again and tell me what it says
you also might want to install the wii u system apps on cemu, it won't make the online work but it gives more detail on error messages and allows you to use cemu like a wii u
I got this, not sure if that's what you asked
I'll look into that system apps thing
weird. i assume you've selected pretendo in the account settings right? You might want to join their support d*scord
Yeah pretendo is selected, guess it's all I have left to do then
I'm just testing of online works in compatible games yet, so far only mk8 works.
Do tell me what you do to fix it, as I haven't set it up for myself either yet
Well seems like I'm not the only one with that problem, the general replies to it are to keep trying until it works lmao.
kek, from what i've heard it's very hit or miss depending on the time. Hope they sort that out soon
LOL now it works, it's a hit or miss as you say.
>wanting to play Tr4sh
I do not understand
SR 3/4
Going to leave after the next king.
Ggs SR, thanks for joining.
I need to gitgud with the S Blast for the next rotation because I like the look of everything else but I'm ass with S Blast.
>Nig Sisters
Still better looking than Deep Cut
Remember Splatoon 2?
Remember how they didn't show deaths on the results screen?
>Pros: Could tell who’s actually getting kills and who’s bumming off assist/point sensor
>Cons: Shitters could hide their poor performance
no they couldn't because app showed everything
maybe someday dumb c**ts at nintendo stop offloading some info on app and we will get proper results screen
New challenge in one hour
Does Pretendo use emulated game or modded wii u?
Hey guys, can you post some sexy cephalopod idols?
There're disturbingly few pictures of Agents 1 and 2.
Who?
This game is for toddlers, pedophiles, and trannies.
should I just go all sub saver for the curling challenge?
Ninja squid
https://www.youtube.com/live/Hd1fVkY_-KA?si=vRKt0d9MtdmDaVIN
worlds stream up
starts in 5:15
>in japan
>stream starts at midnight
o0f
but it doesn't start at midnight in japan?
30 minutes!
Making builds for this game is the only thing that keeps me coming back. Hope the next rotation is good for salmon run.
cute octo
this challenge is ridiculous
learn to carry MAT
silence t*hsaka fin
>First match is against 4 Enperry Dualies
>get beat by a pool member
>he freshs me after
that's fricking crazy lol
how do you know its him?
obviously can't be sure it was but it didn't pop up immediately after getting back into the lobby but like a couple secs after, also it's just funnier to imagine it was him
>namedrop gay replying to himself again because no one else will
it wasnt a samegay tho
Stop freshing me Black person
What's got woomy so gloomy
Everything lately.
Frick, I thought I passworded that room, my bad O
trying to get some team practice in
Well my sleep schedule has become fricked up again enough to where I'll probably be awake when the rotation rolls over, anybody else wanna try later?
Deep Cut, as ever your corporate shill game is on point.
Marina is pure sex
Today's weapon is the big swig: https://files.catbox.moe/npwta8.mp4
If a weapon has shit movement it's not fun.
wew
name?
We gotta get some different randos holy frick
Well my internet has appeared to have shit the bed regardless, fug.
How's my pubstomping?
>Team bear starting to get “THAT” kind of bear “art”
Was only a matter of time. Thank god it’s blatant enough to be easily reportable
How do you rush wave on the new map?
rush?
Glowfly rush
get on an ink rail when you have glowfies on you, switch rails so your team can collect eggs that gather at the bottom
keep changing rails (diagonal / perpendicular)
I kinda figured, but randoms always want to stay on the same side for some reason.
even if there is a roller don't bother using it. the eggs will still FALL
What is this src thing I see posted in the plaza?
Some meme disease called salmon corpse rot
cringe
hope you’re ready to get 5-0’d tomorrow Gankerros
I'm ready to laugh my ass off
>watching world championship
>oceania squid has lamington on it's head
heh, cute
I remember years ago when Ganker was crushing on Latias.
Who is Ganker rooting for at Worlds
I guess I'm rooting for greasy goblins since I'm australian
they just got their ass beat though, maybe they'll win their next match up
I just wanna see a non Jap team win.
gooneytunes
the korean team had great co-ordination there at the end
>splatfest was already announced in-game
Damn it, I missed out on a free conch. Maybe I took too long a break from the game.
Start slackin’ and this is what you get, but more importantly What team?
Cut me some slack, I was really emotionally invested over the final days and needed a break. Just picked little blue bears. Ma sent a picture of my childhood teddy bear fixed up and took it as confirmation.
lmao Black person I had a toy T.Rex step your game up
>really good weapon loadout
>moronic teammates
Thank god they're gone now.
>only having that
You poor bastard. I bet your parents didn't even get you Godzilla toys.
I had a stuffed penguin as a kid instead of the standard bear.
Wasn't much of a penguin dude growing up, though I did know a guy.
Man, I had so much shit. Little cute guys that came in eggs, regular plastic toys. Of course, now that I'm much older I've moved on from such nonsense. Now it's all about Monsterarts.
>good luck getting your capsules
It's a trial, to be sure. Team just now had a combined 13 deaths.
>Godzilla toys
I think I only had a Rodan
>really good weapon loadout
good luck getting your capsules
>All these mentions of toys and stuffed animals
>No vidya
Sounds to me like someone didn’t grow up with money
>t. first toys were a PS2 and gamecube
>PS2 was his first console
Leave, child
>first toys were a PS2 and gamecube
Fricking kid, swear to god.
>first toys were a PS2 and gamecube
lmao I had a NES
My first console was a game boy color
>Guy in the pool has a Woomy with a boy's haircut
Didn't one of you say that it's wrong to use the boy assets?
If it's who I think it is, dude is a blatant homosexual so not unepected.
How does someone being gay affect you?
Gays don't bother me, but I do take issue with hypocrites.
>Leafi literally enacting the approach ink vac meme
lmao
jackpot absolutely raped unadon
Whoever wins the world championship will be forever immortalized in a special splashtag with their teammates
Any team you think deserves it?
>Jackpot removes the inhibitors and have claimed Unadon's base in the first thirty seconds of the match
Jesus fricking Christ these poor Koreans
well they turned it around very surprisingly
oh shit you can pick teams now?
I will gladly go into poverty if I can get Laura to sing the Bunny Dango Song.
You can't in all honesty call a games console a toy, unless we're talking shit like R.O.B. or the Zapper.
>6 deaths each this game
Thank god I'm almost done, this isn't worth trying for a king. Which is a real shame because snipewriter on fug is so free.
>this isn't worth trying for a king
It really isn't
FINALLY, goddamn. What a complete disaster, those were the worst randos I've had in a while. Every time I feel like I'm crap, it's almost comforting to know that I'm still better than most of these idiots. Low bar, but still.
These people are so terrible it's a miracle they were able to be carried to their HLM and gold badges in the first place. Saw so many teammates get mobbed with Luna blaster, the most crowd control weapon there is.
I was playing with pool the whole time and we still got our asses kicked this rotation was really difficult for some reason
No strong painting weapons might be a factor.
Are you using your Special Weapons? Cause most of my crew wipes I guarantee were caused by one or two guys refusing to pop one off in trouble.
Listen I don't care if you pulled shit like Crab Tank or Wave Breaker. Use them.
Not that anon but I had to use at one of my specials during the first wave in most shifts
There's nothing wrong with that. Better to use them when your shift's going south than risk eating a pay cut.
>There's nothing wrong with that
Oh I know but I used way more than I usually do
dude as you can see everyone had trouble this rotation
maybe I've never had a losing streak like that in months maybe a year I was really shocked at how tough this was
My teams didn't even have that excuse. There wasn't the usual deluge of flyfish, stingers, and big shots. Just people being terrible, and they weren't even japs. I had FOUR separate high tide mudmouths and had to personally salvage 3 of them. Wish I were kidding, but it was so sad to see.
Gal and squelchers felt pretty sufficient to me, though admittedly I couldn't get past the 400 VP range.
Bother are very mid painters as far as shooters go. Combine that with a Luna and a Pencil and you've got some pretty weak paint output.
They may not be the best, but I didn't feel restricted in using them to get around. Squelcher's dps not great, but otherwise perfectly serviceable.
>youtube chat is about trannies
Color me frickin surprised
I don't even have it open, doesn't surprise me
they really need to bring back mental asylums
>literally seeing people saying Free Palestine and Trans Rights in the same post
Usually people wait longer than the same sentence to contradict themselves.
>all 3 of them demanding help
>none of them actually make any effort to come closer to me while I have snipwriter and being swarmed
I hate you so much
Glad to see I wasn't the only one struggling this rotation
>almost every single team features a Stamper
I better not hear Fang complaining about Splatana shit again in here
Why aren't they using the fast one?
smart roast chickens couldn't even pick up a single game, gotta feel a little bad for 'em
>Taiwanese
Living in constant fear of being destroyed by China has to wear on a person
this thing is a water boiler connected to a bar radiator
>commentators speaking over the player interviews
I just had the worst experience in Salmon Run I've ever had. I know you're all going to say it's because I'm the lowest level EVP, and that I play freelance, but that's not the case. I usually have pretty good to really great teammates. Sure there's a few not so good players on my teams, but most of the time I have at least one, if not two, if not all three, player/s on my team that know what they're doing. Usually people are inking beforehand, know the proper roles of weapons, help kill lessers and know to focus on the important bosses first. Luring is iffy, but I do what I can.
Well, holy hell. I had a whole team of people who had no idea what to do. Absolutely no one but me inked beforehand. The whole time, and I mean THE WHOLE TIME, one of them was saying "THIS WAY!" Like yeah bro, we already know there's a Stinger, they're kinda hard to miss. Then he abandons me so I'm left to try to kill all the lesser salmonids plus the Stinger alone. My favorite, though, was when he said "This Way!" and he was on the shore with a Scrapper. I was on my way to the other side to take care of two Big Shots that nobody helped me with. Being swarmed by lessers, doing the absolute most, all the while hearing "THIS WAY!" every two seconds.
I'm sure it'll come to no surprise to anyone that we had a crew wipe on wave one.
Good news is we're only about 30 minutes away from getting to head to Sockeye and leave this shit behind lads.
Hell yeah. In celebration of finding a new gloopsuit veemo, I'm making the next room.
Damn, and I thought I had it bad. Did you at least get some silvers?
Got 3 so not too terrible.
Not bad at all.
>19 total deaths for the team
But hey we cleared and I was able to cash in my full Fug meter before the rollover
This should be the most innocent and sweet splatfest subject and yet degenerates literally can not stop talking about how gay they are. The compulsion is staggering.
EVERYBODY GET IN HERE
I don't wanna
Much, much better.
Don't need you, ho.
I am going to beat my masturbation/porn addiction. Sadly, I think the splatoon threads here have been a trigger for me on occasion, as well as following splatoon artists on twitter. Something about the character design just really gets me going. But it got to the point I heavily desensitized my dick from jerking it non stop for too many years and it takes forever for me to cum from a blowjob and I just outright dont cum from sex. Damn. I'd been in situations where I was literally closing my eyes and imagining like, fricking Callie or Pearl or Eight during sex/bj's to finish or get close. Anyway, I'm posting this now as my commitment to take a big break from porn and jerking off.
>it takes forever for me to cum from a blowjob and I just outright dont cum from sex. Damn. I'd been in situations where I was literally closing my eyes and imagining like, fricking Callie or Pearl or Eight during sex/bj's to finish or get close
haha, no fricking way
And Amy from Sonic. lol.
I am not proud of any of that. But I want to overcome this. Thanks for reading my blog post anons.
Yeah. It's a problem.
I can't ever imagine getting this deep in, I feel like a degenerate for jacking off like once every 2-3 days.
>Damn. I'd been in situations where I was literally closing my eyes and imagining like, fricking Callie or Pearl or Eight during sex/bj's to finish or get close.
since you seem to actually be getting laid, have you considered cosplay sex
Its just with my girlfriend and she doesn't really do that. Maybe one day I'll ask her but idk what character I'd suggest. Also I don't want to derail the thread, my bad if that's starting to happen
We're like five posts short of autosagw at this point anyway so it's whatever. Surprised it lasted this long.
ah I didn't even notice. well here it is, I will no longer goon, I will stop watching porn. I will quit needing to see or imagine squids to cum. God damn. this is harder than it sounds and I'm so serious
>Also I don't want to derail the thread, my bad if that's starting to happen
not like there was really anything else being discussed
Bloody hell that was too close. Gotta kill some more bosses.
The frick just happened
>mfwdbwdsf
Pearl is best girl. That is all.
Pearl is incredibly underrated. She's legitimately funny and actually has personality unlike marina who just exists to go "uwu pearl you're so amazing uwu" over and over again.
for me it's Eight
seriously who thought of that getup i want to thank them
but i can see where you're comming from
Pearl is the best because she's funny and a moron. Watching her during the live concerts is great because she just wings it for half her dance moves but she also makes it work.
in off the hook I can agree, I'd put shiver and the squid sisters above her
>most power eggs
>second most golden
WOO
Dammit, only 10 bronze. Gonna do one more for tonight. Damn bro, am I glad you were the one with E-Liter on grillers.
And while playing handheld since my tv broke a few days ago.
No deaths. That's how it's done.
You have my condolences.
Harass your manufacturer for a refund or repair. My TCL tv broke recently, I b***hed about it and they said they would extend my (expired) warranty and fix it. a couple weeks later a funny racist repair man came over and fixed it free. He told me something like "you know we're being invaded right?" completely unprompted as we were discussing how we both grew up in the same southern US state
I've had this for about 15 years now.
Well the good news is TVs have never been cheaper. Can walk in and out of Walmart with a 50" 4k tv for $300
3/4 for salmon run. Gonna stick around for a minute or two before heading in.
These games are going amazing.
I doubt we'll make it to another joe before the thread dies, so just wanted to say that this has been real fun tonight. You guys are so much better than randos.