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Splatoon 3 is not a fun or good game. You have Stockholm syndrome and need to move on. You can enjoy all the good things about the game like the characters and music without actually playing.
3>2
Imagine 1 with 3's qol. Shit would be cash.
3>1>2 and if you disagree you're delusional
>good things about the game
>characters
there hype video
https://krakenfiles.com/view/k3l4bBCAkJ/file.html
I really enjoyed this lmao. Whoever edited it, good job, got some laughs out of me. Next time let the text go by a bit quicker!
>2 hours 12 minutes
anon it starts at 1EDT
Anyone wanna help me get out of profresh hell? Please?
post your woomy and I will consider it
Here ya go anon!
didn't you beg /vg/ the other day?
Yeah I asked.
I'd help but I'm in EVP already and I'm at 0. I hope you find someone to get you out of profresh anon.
Yeah, don't make the same mistake I made. That's why I'm in the mess I'm in now and probably won't get out of it.
Oh I know all too well. Kept risking it with shitters and ended up in Profresh +1 multiple times. Took me three times to realize the capsules aren't worth the hell getting back up with rng shitty teammates.
you should have put marina showing skin in the thumbnail to get more interest OP
Our roster
>clique tourney
I dont care, post woomies
shut up brapqueen
you DO have snacks ready for watching the showdown live, right Ganker?
ITS LIVE
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Knock 'em dead, boys.
Do us proud Ganker
we're doomed from the start anon
oh shit the tourney's already started
good luck fellas
Ink takes the lead with winning turf, 3-2, 1-0 overall
That undercover brella
>dread d
but why
BottomFrag my beloved
v wins its first game of splat zones in 3 tourneys
Dont look at the vg thread
what a choke
You guys aren't letting you sweep them. Those private sessions were actually doing sonething
Holy feeding
/vg/ takes zones 3-1
2-0, Ink takes zones 3-1
wait isn't there a splatfest going on? Or is it next week.
pre-fest right now, fest next week
next week
>Slopoon 3
have a nice day instead of b***hing all day
Thank god I didn't participate this time lmao, what a embarrassment
name?
Ganker TAKES TC 3-0
it is now 2-1, Ganker takes tc 3-0
now you will RESPECT us blacklistgay
>all you had to do was cut the fat from previous attempts and keep it off to get better players
nah
>>all you had to do was cu-ACK
SUCK MY DICK AHAHAHHA
>consistently perform better each tourney after all the deadweight is gone
Correlation is causation in this case
>Ganker took one of the modes
So guaranteed to do at least as well as the previous ones. Good job gays, you did it.
>big boss
>big boss
enjoy your win Ganker
holy frick what a start
>literally at 1 left for the whole match
kinda funny
The wildest plays are always in Rainmaker and Clam Blitz
Every time I see a teammate with the e-liter alone and dead by the shoreline I want to squeeze their head until it turns into paste
Eliter being able to one shot Steel Eels makes me always splat them on sight instead of letting them approach the basket and I'm not sure if that's wise or not
you should've killed the flyfish 30 seconds ago but you're useless
We lost RM
I want to put Captain 3 on maternity leave
Sex
Yes
Frye getting Wisdom might be the single most unfitting Splatfest team assignment of all time
The curse of Nintendo marketing not allowing any other order except power/wisdom/courage.
Indeed.
That's my wife you're talking about, buddy.
wtf
Not really, Frye literally said that she picked Wisdom because that's what she lacks, so it would be the most useful piece of the triforce for her.
Yeah but the Triforce picks you based on what's already in your heart not what you're lacking.
Well, she lacks the wisdom to know that.
I don't think Frye is the kind of character to say she wants wisdom, but that's how they salvaged it I guess.
Need more goblina sex
>losing by 1 clam
lol
>game will arbitrarily put one team ahead by one point if there's a genuine tie
Not watching so I dunno if that's what happened but it's always horseshit when it does.
team that got to that score first wins. same with the other modes
That's really frickin lame though. A tie should be a tie not just one team getting favored over the other.
that's a big complaint with s3. a lot of games are decided in the first 30-60 seconds
Thats not a Splatoon 3 only thing I'm pretty sure all the Splatoon games have done that
I think specials are weaker in this one so it makes it harder to come back from an early push
tourney is over
/vg/ 4 - 1 Ganker
vg won turf, sz, rm and cb
v won tc
And with that it's over ink wins, yet again, 4-1. Ganker taking zones 3-0. Overall very well done by everyone, really made them sweat this time
TC not zone, my bad
a lot better than last time, mayby next year Ganker will get a win
I think the clique owes me an apology
How'd /vg/ job TC
Double backliners and 2 A-rank players.
Coooooope.
Did you watch the stream? /vg/ even had STICK players.
Oh no no no no
>match /vg/ lost
Have to supercharge my Tableturf Level, been putting that off way too long.
good fight Ganker!
looking forward to the next one!
What a vicious creature
so does Ganker have a pool on s3 to play together?
yeah but we're somehow dogshit at ranked
what is it
No one but the clique plays together. The rest just hang out.
we're salmon run chads
poolsclosed
Thinking of buying the gaem
Is it a fun casual game or is it full of homosexuals tryharding like they're in a tournament?
It's like any other modern multiplayer game in the matchmaking experience. You stomp and then you get stomped.
hhhu
I'll probably pass in that case
I'm becoming too old for those online sweat game
the people you're talking to play in x league which is top 1%. unless you're autistic you're not going to make it to x league so it's actually pretty fun for a casual before that
hmmm
I'll see
Thanks
I play a lot of turf war and the matchmaking is awful.
Exactly.
Oi.
Turf war is the casual mode. You can't even play ranked until you're level 10 or have splat 2 save data.
>Turf war is the casual mode
Ya still have to contend with high ranked players which can make for either lopsided matches or slugfest.
Sweaty, for the most part
The latter.
unless you grind to the top it's fun and casual. salmon run exists to always be fun. the game requires very heavy grinding to reach the top though
>salmon run exists to always be fun
GGs tournament.
https://voca.ro/15BeHYj5Cpbq
VOD is here
Who has the best tableturf players
They don't exist. Just like people who still look at lockers don't exist.
I look at lockers 🙁
ugleh
More for me.
*us
We all have our own personal Frye.
I wish discord wasn’t invested sometimes
invented*
frick
>Grizzco Splattling never ever
It's the one weapon I want to see and they refuse too make one
I believe Grizzco roller was the one that was datamined, but who knows if that really comes or not
some tournament replays, courtesy of /vg/
Turf War
R4LU-N739-73TC-620K
RU0U-XUPV-L6HK-24GU
RNS1-93NY-977Y-JVRL
RD8R-DPNB-3UCQ-CKTX
RCXH-7A08-KBBM-P6XV
Splat Zones
RVEB-5755-SX7U-S9FH
RJX4-6BB3-J3S2-HYJ2
R4DK-US9K-0JMN-5BEL
RYFS-XX41-HCLU-2AHV
Clam Blitz
R1DP-CFU0-HAVT-LMS6
RSX1-WEJG-AQ03-KJVX
R8J8-P8MM-B8KR-T30R
RW4T-EJH5-YCAN-H8NE
>no tc
RUCK-YF8Q-17N2-HE7X (Mako Mart)
RYSE-ASN7-WY51-1372 (Marlin Airport)
RLAL-QKX3-P85S-H59H (Manta Maria)
And here's rainmaker
R4D2-R7MF-TN13-TB1Y
RC89-D4V8-N8HF-7XMB
RYJJ-G4HA-CJVV-7MFB
RBU5-P449-C3GE-EGVT
where is the mincemeat clams game?
give me a minute
R280-W035-62K1-LY2R
qrd on the current Ganker splatoon drama?
Ocotdaughter has gone missing, redacted killed a salmon, /vg/ won the tourney, Str1d3r sadly passed away. Oh and the challenge sucks
Go team Bunny!
Fyre is too cute I love her
How would Frye react to getting raped? I think she'd resist heavily at first and insult you, but would eventually start crying and accept it.
She blows the deep cut whistle and you get anally raped by Shiver and Big Man.
probably summon her eel and kill you
Her craw hits you with a vice grip so strong that your willy gets bitten off.
You guys are 0-3 on tournaments now? How the frick does that happen?
Ganker had more success this tourney than any previous, despite majority of our players being far less experienced. Every game was close, closer than it's ever been. Almost won turf, swept Tower Control, every set was brought to at least game four. Entire thing lasted for 3 hours. Ganker did great overall and have a decent chance of winning next time. Compare that to the first tourney when every game was a complete sweep in the direction of /ink/, Ganker has come a long way.
How would Frye react to getting french kissed?
Maybe I should try to gitgud and participate in the next one
I finally realized that the turf from Deep Cut's cards are supposed to be their masks.
>just won against toxic yuri and toxic yaoi
get fricked homosexuals
How does someone being queer affect you?
Now report them so they catch a ban.
first thing I did after the match ended
For breaking what rule exactly?
inappropriate nickname you homosexual
No doubt you two also advocate for the interests of Ganker.orgGanker advertisers and report all porn
is that the comparison you are making right now?
In addition to racism and ponies. I'm just noting the clear and apparent consistency between your actions on different platforms against different kinds if people.
what a homosexual lmao
You...mean to tell me that you DON'T apply your reporting habit consistently? That would imply that you don't value freedom of speech. Dispel this notion and confirm that you do support freedom of speech for all individuals, lest you leave the thread puzzled and concerned.
Sir this is Ganker dot org. The website that you need to be 18 years old or older to post on. You are comparing a website that has porn on it already to a game who's target audience is children. Of course I don't want gay furry bara shit or people trying to get literal children to look up gay sex.
>who's
Anyways, children should be exposed to the world to gain resilience. Sheltering them is what leads to incompetent adults. They need to work through their confusion and come to their own conclusions.
Why are you defending homosexuals? You're not homosexual yourself right?
I enjoy yuri and respect homosexuals' persuasions, as I'm not a tribalist
18+ website. Gays are still not dodging the groomer allegations.
If you get groomed then you deserve it and should learn from it.
Inappropriate or sexual. It fits both.
I love goblina
I want Callie to be the mother of my children
Would
I've been listening to this all fricking week. Why is it so damn good?
>#8 regret bangs
>souvenir bangs
>both 8-ball related
considering how well these transition into each other i wonder if the ost release will have them separate or as one big medley.
Yuri is pure love
Men who are really into yuri are weird.
you say that but i have a frye x shiver folder
Damn I could really go for a cheeseburger right now
It's spring anon, go fire up the grill
It's raining right now
>stealing Big Shot kills from the tower with the Eliter
It really died huh?
>died three times on Joe
I'm sorry randos I fricked up
I always die on joe it happens
SR 2/4
3/4
That was a frick ton of shore bosses
Apologies to
I forgot to check after getting off.
Seems the game doesnt wanna load the online so I think the network aint ready yet
the FPS is the loading screen's locked FPS
Also for some reason looking up and down doesnt work on the XBOX controller, so im getting a gyro chink controller to play properly
ah piss
well, at least this means i got time to re-do story mode, mayby this time i'll try going for all scrolls
thanks anyways anon
Update. It works. I can now matchmake
Just Pretendo's servers shitting out now i guess
Ah, the beauty of private servers
they work whenever they want to
I'm assuming you checked both Regular and Ranked for if they work?
cant access ranked at level 1
Cant level up without servers
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
It's like the ouroboros of a shit situation
Why are you morons goblling this incredibly obvious bait
You were right holy shit
No way someone could be this moronic
Anyone want to play turf with me?
Who do I have to get in touch with at Nintendo to make this Pearl's regular outfit from now on
Wait till Splatoon 4 when they have a falling out and Pearl makes her own metal band.
>Pearl and Marina
>ever being apart
Kek keep dreaming
Then they get together again obviously.
I mean ok but it's still not happening
fryegay your frye folder will never be as big as my frye folder
Most likely.
1821 files in the folder
back to /ink/ i go
I kneel.
Finally committed to Team Chick. Gonna lose but at least I won't be stuck fighting my own team half the time.
So will they announce anything tonight at the finals?
man, chara talking about all the ways roll and surge could be used on OG hammerhead is really upsetting...
>e-celeb homosexualry
Frick off Black person
Isnt this stage considered to be dog shit? it looks way better than current hammerhead
I don't know, I loved OG hammerhead, instawinning rainmaker by running across the grates was hilarious, I'll miss it
frye and marina owe me sex
When are they doing announcements at worlds
they've announced stuff at worlds before?
Spaltoon 2s final fest got announced at that year's World's I'm fairly certain
The worlds stream starts at midnight Central Time. I don't even know if there will be announcements, but they'd probably be between 1am and 2am if there were.
They will announce they're extending content for another 2 years and 3rd kits for every weapon and bringing league back and make it easier to get scales
and reviving splatoon 1
Nah they'll announce a dozen more outfits and songs for Pearl abd Marina and nothing else because theyre Nogamis waifus.
(real) ((except for making scales easier)) ~~*two extra years gives you plenty of time to get octoleet. cmon anon jump on it*~~
It must reek in there
Stop fricking focusing on stupid eggs and literally ignoring everything else. It just kills yourself and your fricking team. And the majority of players are like this guy. Shoot the damn scrapper once so it stops moving. Turn it around so it exposes it weakpoint yo others and I can kill it and you can deliver those useless eggs because quota was already reached a million years ago
Funny because the majority of my failed runs so far have been because of missed quotas not dying
The vast majority of games I lose in 400+ are lost to the timer. Wipeouts are very rare. Collecting eggs is the entire point of the mode.
I missed it sorry guys totally forgot
name?
Chaika
I hate playing solo, please join
What gamemode?
maybe youre blacklisted or they know youre a bad player
I thought this was a meme, the frick
im just trying to improve
checkpoints and gatekeeping killed the pool
I wonder which is form is more comfortable for the cephs to be in? Like would they choose to sleep in their human forms or in their swim forms,
Probably some interview that goes into that, but i’d be inclined to believe human form is their “default” and they gotta put in some effort to maintain their squid form rather than it being an on/off switch
well swim form would probably be equivalent to fetal position for humans, make of that what you will
>Just got the title Salmon Run ω-3 Fan
Based gacha machine
fricking hate when you aren't getting king even when you have full meter, kinda wish there was an option to priotise matching with people with similar meter
The whole point is to incentivize sticking with the same team, so you’ll at least be getting a guaranteed king every 5 games. If you look at the king rates they’re incredibly low to where it’s almost impossible to get one until you got at least 3 full meters, which is when your chances make it possible
Dualies have too much range
What I find to be a weird balancing decision when it comes to dualies is the turret mode, you'd think that a sudden burst of movement would decrease your accuracy/damage as a trade off not buff it.
the trade off is needing to stay in one place to reap the benefits of longer range, were it reversed, you'd just immediately move out your roll every time and keep moving
did not mean to @ you
Honestly I would rather you join than open your own rooms and sadpost about nobody joining. Nobody's gonna stop you from joining my rooms, i just want my bonuses and you're probably better than most freelancers.
There is a very high chance that new hairstyles will be added in the future, possibly even as early as next season.
What kind of new hairstyles do you want to see?
Squid ponytail please
double braid for inklings
twintails for octolings
There's already more than enough female bias in the game.
yuri series
We have allies in high places.
https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2023/06/random-disgruntled-splatoon-3-fan-complains-directly-to-nintendos-president-about-male-poses
reminder that f-zero 99 got made because this guy (or someone like him) complained during a shareholder's meeting
>supposed 99% chance of this happening
>literally none of the other big dataminers are talking about it
Yea, and Nintendo accidentally leaked us getting Captain 3’s gear for S3’s anniversary during Drizzle 2023 through an e-mail
>Nintendo accidentally leaked us getting Captain 3’s gear for S3’s anniversary during Drizzle 2023 through an e-mail
what's this about?
Someone lied on twitter
>Someone post an email screenshot of nintendo “accidently” sending them an email just before Drizzle 2023
>It was them gifting Captain 3’s gear for the 1-year anniversary, also had screenshots of them wearing the outfit
>Turns out it was bullshit
Just the cap, the email had the whole set from the tattered shirt to the sandals
it is real though
something similar to the tentatwists (picrel) for the inkling
it's fake
it's another "extremely funny" hoax
har_SQD016_M does not exist
seems i cant progress past this. it goes into the loading bar, pauses, loads again, then boots to lobby.
the account is set up properly wtf is happenin
that happens to me, I don't have the correct online files for it yet
>pick tri slosh
>feels like shit
>getting outranged by everything
>failing every flank
>"wow I played like ass"
>3 gold medals
every time
I don't like tri slosh. It's like a short range shooter for people with no brain.
ew frye spam
How does posting Frye affect you?
silence, pearl
>Pearl
>silence
Physically impossible
you should be able to steal tacticooler drinks from the enemy team
>Anarchy Open
>Get murdered by the most autistic freaks you've ever seen while your moronic teammates paint spawn
What is the point of this mode
Playing with friends.
>World Championships for S3 just gives us a banner
>World Championships for S2 gave us picre
Gear > banners
the winning team being immortalised as a banner is cool
but they should've done another shirt, or maybe a hat
how long until worlds
an hour and 17 minutes i believe
17 minutes
an hour and 12 mins
how did the tournament go?
/ink/ won 4-1, but Ganker did far better this time around. Each game had /ink/ sweating and even manage to steamroll them in TC 3-0
That's awesome. Proud of you guys
>Opposing team steamrolls to 1 foot from rainmaker goal, 3 points from clam win, 2 seconds in zones, etc. before getting stopped for the first time
>I have to sit through my team futilely attempting to do anything in garbage time for at least like sixty seconds
Can we just have a forfeit button or something
how does Ganker host sr rooms? do you have a pool or something like that?
poolsclosed
ty ty
anyone would be up for some sr?
i can do a boss
host up
room open
3/4
yea. poolsclosed
see
Bruh you're still in the tourney pool
What kind of prize do the dudes who win Worlds even get? I remember the pictures from that one torunament where the dude won a bag of oranges or some shit.
Forever immortalized as an in-game splashtag
lame prize to be honest, 2 years when they show splatoon 4 and it wil be forgotten
>2 years
Optimistic estimate
To this day the bag of oranges thing is the funniest splatoon shit ive ever seen in my life. I think i saw that post getting shared around before i ever even played the game
why would you be surprised, isnt this tournament like super delayed because some crazy dude was making bomb threats or some shit? I saw something on twitter that said the side order release date trailer came out around the time the tournament was originally supposed to take place. So it makes sense they dont have anything to show, the timing for the next splatoon announcements will probably come later in a direct or something. splatoon 2 got content extensions, this game will too
ggs salmon
gggggggggggsssss anons
it was a brave attempt
ggs
how long does worlds usually last? because it's going to start at 1 AM where i live
10 billion years
3-4 hours
It's starting lads
I will be surprised if unadon beats kaizer
I was so busy gooning I didnt even see what happened game one
>gooning
you have to go back
>3 wipeouts
Not a strong start
yeah, they took a beating
What team does Ganker want to win?
kaizer or the american team. it would be funny if japs lost
greasy goblins, or phantom thief
jackpot has a solid chance at winning though
Phantom Thief bc they were based as frick during Koshien. There is a troony in Jackpot so no thanks. I also like KaiZer, and Latias from AUZ is cute.
Unadon is getting Shrek'd Jesus
I wonder if japanese people know that white people want to frick vaporeon
Considering they recently dressed Glaceon in a Maid outfit over in Pokémon Unite, I'd say probably
Furries over there want to frick the eeveelutions too.
Can those people play something other than Candy-Coated Rocks for incidental music?
>expecting Nogami to give shine to anyone but his waifus
Kek
Update.
Got 1 working on the emulator.
Threw an error code.
TL;DR:
Pretendo doesnt have public matches working yet
is tacticooler actually op?
>an indestructible special that gives you massive buffs and instant respawns while letting you have full special retention
I dunno anon you tell me
obviously
just the 100% special saver and full QR is already great, the other buffs are the cherry on top
It completely changes how the game is played
The game is played around cooler
>Their Cooler player has special
>We're pushing in drop down Cooler
>Focus the goddamned Cooler player don't let him get down a single fricking soda can
>KR team doesn't run cooler at all
idiots
kaizer really made unadon look like amateurs
lol, so you guys thinking tacticooler's getting nerfed after this? it was a fricking stomp on the team not running it
Considering Zooka has yet to be nerfed who knows
i don't think they will
what they should do is nerf pencil so the other cooler options are more viable, and if 3rd kits do eventually happen (lol), make a lot of them have cooler so there's more options so people can actually get creative with teambuilding
ideally we should have 2 kits with cooler per weapon class in my opinion
Two kits per class is a lot. Not saying I'd be against it, but I'd be more than happy if they just had one cooler kit for each class, at least.
And if they're not gonna do that, at least make pencil 220p and buff the shittier cooler options like H-3 and Dynamo. Please, I beg of you Nogami.
Trizooka should be nerferd, overpowtered piece of shit
the activation time is pretty crazy but I dont think they need to nerf anything else
>actual women playing in Worlds
Unexpected
smart roast chickens did better than expected that game, maybe they can take a game
What is the thought process behind coming to fricking Worlds and not running a Cooler
probably thinking they made it to worlds without it they can probably win without it
I think Taiwan and Korea are doing it on purpose. Yesterday I remember one of their leaders said we are playing with unpopular weapons and they hope to showcase them. I think they're practically trying to force Nogami's hand.
The heroes we don't deserve.
Making salmon room at rotation
grease bros its so over
no it's not
-for the competition
salmon room up 3/4
good on smart roast chickens for taking a game
how many flyfishes was that holy shit
>two Asian teams down already
Damn JP is the final hope for the East
let's go, greasy goblins getting the win
>nobody showing off Kraken cheese in Clams
It will escape nerfs
clearly it's not as broken as some claim then if it isn't even used in the world finals
I think it's more that the KR TW and AUZ teams main certain weapons so they don't play super meta stuff. You should see it when EU NA and JP play
It's called cheese for a reason. No team worth their salt is gonna fall for that shit
I thought it was mostly just strong when playing with randoms.
Is the big long hair guy a troony? I can't even tell anymore.
I think so, I can't help but laugh when I look at the burger team
Yes it's an underaged boy pretending to be a girl
I was going to root for America, but I hope we lose now
kneel
the fricking pop off from kaizer after winning that game lmao
That Zipcaster and Kraken were crazy
zipping right to the rainmaker carrier to end the overtime was crazy
UPSET ALERT
Jackpot trannies taking the German BBC live
This is going to be the year of upsets. Phantom Thief already cucked the team that represented Japan at Worlds for years during Koshien. There's a good chance KaiZer will emerge as the new Western champs as they already cucked Alliance Rogue during the EU Championship
Oh frick
it's like AR against the previous dominant US team again
damn, kaizer's fricking good
imagine kaizer sweeps jackpot, that would be amazing
Frick I love these showboating bastards, hope KaiZer takes it all
gonna do one more king
I just want somebody non JP to win
If EU and AUS lose I want JP to win.
same
ANYONE except Jackpot
3/4 salmon room open
oh A I saw you playing Dread earlier how do you like it so far?
It's really good. Also I got it on launch just felt like replaying it and I don't know why my playtime got reset.
oh ok I thought you just bought it weird
>Pencil outpaints two people
Kek nerf this piece of shit now
It's definitely going to be nerfed at this point, and they might nerf Stamper too since it was ran a lot in both Koshien and now Worlds
Yeah Stamper has been fricking everywhere in this tournament.
>Turf War final game
Holy shit what a joke thanks Nintendo. Not trying to rig that shit in favor of the Japs at all.
It's actually moronic that the Pencil can hold zone against 2 people. If there's no Penvil nerf after this tournament this game is gonna be so dead. If they're gonna nerf Stamper then Pencil too should be nerfed since Stamper at least requires skill
jackpot are such c**ts, frickers start screaming at kaizer as soon as they win
Well to be fair Kaizer popped off after their wins first. Seems even to me.
popped off between themselves not yelling at the enemy team, that was the difference
GET YOUR SIPS READY
What bullshit
That Zones match was embarrassing to watch. Speaks to the shit balance of this game.
Silly gaijin, balance is perfect now eat up your next catalog
kaizer losing sucks, now I gotta hope greasy goblins or phantom thief can take the win
Watching the EU championship I did notice KaiZer's weak points are Turf and Clam. That Zones match loss was very bullshit though thanks to Nogami's dogshit balancing for Pencil.
I had a feeling after they failed to get the sweep they were gonna choke it away. You can't give the favorites hope like that you've gotta close out decisively.
Phantom Thief's training with Melon better be worth it.
Turf sucks, but why humpback turf? They should have brought back blackbelly instead.
Consider that if the finals goes to game seven the decisive round will be Turf on fricking MAHI.
mahi turf being a decider for the world finals is fricking insane lol
I hope it happens
Whoever wins this set wins the tournament. Jackpot almost got swept by the underdogs, there's no way they can go toe to toe with people on their level
>Sploosh
What the frick
>Sploosh
Congratulations to Phantom Thief for winning Worlds
How the frick are Jap teams on series as synced up as actual comms teams in open
They watch tournaments, know what their weapons are supposed to do, and fulfil their role while helping the team
stop capping you just suck. also we shouldnt even be getting japs in ANY mode, their lag is so bad
good lord what a slaughter
I like the AUZ team's vibe. They seem very chill and just glad to be there and play their favourite weps. That Nex guy is pretty based with his mains.
fricking hell
the japs are just on a whole 'nother level
Holy fricking blowout. If I'm Jackpot I'm starting to pack my bags
Well, hopefully the japs keep the assrape up against jackpot
jackpot never looked this dominant in its wins
JP domination inbound
>3 shots 3 kills with Zooka
Kek fair and balanced
This looks like the kind of beatings I get in anarchy
RIP Goblins holy shit.
a clean sweep, crazy
the phantom thief needs to steal the jackpot here
alright I'm done GGs guys
GGs.
I wanted KaiZer to win because their cephs looked the coolest and I might've rocked that banner
>the japanese announcer screaming his lungs out
kek
god, phantom thief, the fricking choke
U S A
U S A
U S A
reeflux on splat zones, homie that's nuts
>Reeflux Dynamo Wiper
PhantomGODS
Twitter told me Dynamo was bad. How did they lose to a bad weapon?
>Xitter
that's outdated old man, get on other platforms to get the very latest opinions
that was wild, come on phantom thief, keep that momentum
Of COURSE the Americans dominate in Football.
>Invent sport
>beat everyone in it forever and ever
lmao
Every time the camera pans to this guy hes holding up an empty water bottle. bro is gonna piss his pants on stage
he's charging up his Jarate attack
PHANTOM THIEF STOP FUMBLING
Japs are just choking it all away
OOOH SAY CAN YOU SEEE
>take away their latency advantage and they crumble to NA
lmao
persona 5 sucks
heh we're just like the phantom thieves heh because we're so epic and sneaky lol....i look just like joker
>hammerhead
>no backliners besides pencil
huh really? Doesnt one good charger lock down the entire map? theres no cover or flanks
OH CAN YOU SEE
BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT
phantom thief fumbled so fricking hard holy shit
>trannies win
Terrible
How ironic that it ends with the japs getting getting thier shit shoved in on one of the most braindead maps they made
>2 women
>2
>women
>women
bro said two women
ENTER
Black personGAMI
KILL HIM
HES IN FRONT OF YOU ITS YOUR CHANCE RIGHT NOW FRICKING BEAT HUIS ASS
Ok when's the content announcement
Splatoon is cancelled after that shameful display
there is none, go home
the announcment is that The Phantom Thieves will be commiting seppuku in the next 15 minutes
let's not act like jackpot isn't at a much higher risk of doing so
There's a 41% chance for Jackpot
That's it. No content extension, no 3rd kits, no new maps, no new bosses, no grizzco roller, no new hairstyles, no nothing. Splat 3 is over after next season.
Good
Thank you for the 60 dollars plus 30 for Side Order plus all the money spent to use our shitty online + tip
How can that be possible? It takes like one day for the splatoon update B-team to churn out a dozen alt kits. I still believe we'll be getting some breadcrumbs after the doomed "2 years" are up
Modelling a new recolour and drawing new Tableturf art is hard, please understand.
Most new weapon Tableturf arts are uninspired as frick and they might as well skip those
you just made me realise
the reason (or at least part of the reason) we aren't getting more kits is because they are now fricking bottlenecked by tableturf art production
The nintendo direct will save us
there won't be a direct until june probably so no
it's over, sequelsisters.
>just want one daily win
>4 failures in a row
>got a team that beefed wave 1 tornado
I deliberately started killing myself during the last 30 seconds on that one. These people deserve less than nothing. Makes you wish you could slap b***hes online.
wanna turf with me for a bit?
Not especially, but probably a better use of my time after yet another failure. Probably need the practice anyway.
I'm saying just to get your daily win I'm only gonna play for 20 minutes
Whatever. I'm surprised we even won that game
>our teammates literally went 0/0 and 0/1
We carried that game on our fricking backs, what the shit. Well, you mostly did.
Learn to carry, melia simp
when I get shitters on FL I just stop reviving, stop killing statics, and basically just stick right to the basket and hope enough eggs/maws/car guys come my way
>play x rainmaker
>other team has a dc like 1:01 into the game
>team keeps dying to 1 person
>can kill 2 people and die on the third, but team won't push and will feed into him
>lose
This made me feel a new feeling, I can't quite describe it.
>only you and I got kills
>still win
how?
I just gave up at the end, I'm fricking worthless.
they were just a better team
Oh for shit's sake.
Don't bother sugarcoating it, I did jack shit.
I'm going to do 3 more matches
I will likely quit out of frustration before that.
>Two matches in a row where we've had a guaranteed win and the drooling moron who took the rainmaker ran backwards for some unknown fricking reason
Maybe it's time to swap to single player games exclusively.
huh
I would be mad but I'm listening to my music so it's calming me
I'm just always mad at this fricking game. It doesn't help that according to the game, you weren't anywhere close to me and then suddenly you zoomed right into my face and killed me despite not being there the previous second.
I'm gonna do one more
Fine, but only because it's you. How did I even get that many kills.
>First time there is no new announcement at Worlds
>Complaints about Koshien organization
>Clear weapons and special imbalance
>Conspiracy theory about Squid Labs unofficially banning Kraken use for Clam
>Koshien 2024 is not listed as a future event
>troony inkling forever engraved into the game as a banner
Splatoon 3 is truly dead. Good riddance.
>Conspiracy theory about Squid Labs unofficially banning Kraken use for Clam
what
>troony inkling forever engraved into the game as a banner
this is actually awful
Alright I'm done GGs going to finish Banjo-Kazooie
It was a pretty okay session, despite me sucking ass. Thanks, man. I'ma go pass out now. Night, enjoy your jinjonator..
Help!
will do see you later
Tbh if KaiZer had actually beaten Jackpot, I don't think Phantom Thief would've won anyways. They fold too hard under pressure. It's clear that they're an amateur team who's just very good at Turf. And they had 2 weeks to prepare for Worlds coming from a tournament with absolutely no ranked modes at all. It's like Nintendo Japan was trying their hardest to rig the game against the JP teams because they want a troony to win Worlds.
it would've been best if kaizer had won, they were the team I ended up liking the most
KaiZer actually deserved it, they literally lost only because Pencil paint was bullshit. Their Stamper was actually very good, the Jackpot Stamper troony was the worst player in his team, and the JP Stamper was only okay. KaiZer was clearly weak in Turf and Clam, during the EU Championship they did lose Turf to a meme team with Brush. But Phantom Thief was literally only good in Turf and Zones. They're basically a local amateur team from Hokkaido who is at most in top 16 during actual JP tournaments.
Their team didn't have a backliner and during these 2 weeks they were coached by Melon and OdinX from whom the 52 Gal and Ink Vac starts came from. Their mentality isn't very strong as an amateur team, you can see them rushing and panicking a lot which definitely contributed to their loss on top of just being an amateur team.
there's no excuse for the absolute garbage comps they played
they thought they could bring rapid pro twice and had two mist weapons in RM