Splatoon

It’s the end of the world as we know it, but do YOU feel fine?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I might have to intervene.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't there a "hide in a shelter" option?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in japan big man's option is "plan to survive" so I think seeking shelter is kind of that maybe
      english had him save the world tho and that's based

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there is shiver

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he won't fight for that man who would fight for him
    cringe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Live a hero, die a martyr
      He chose his path.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOLD!

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SOLID GOLD, MOTHERFRICKERS. Alright, this was already worth it. On a splatfest note, feels weird that we're already due for another one when I'm still finding new springfest art. Just gonna have to deal with only having 2-3 veemo bear cub images.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll do one more king gonna take a break then make a room for next rotation

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm with Shiver

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just 4 stingers spawn in a row for me on high tide
    It's magical!

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scrappers would be the deadliest enemy in the gsme if they didn't give you little courtesy taps and instead plowed over you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >165 eggs
      Now that is a damn fine score.

      Don't give them ideas for Splatoon 4, butthole.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ill take a drink at least it'll keep me in a state of drowsiness

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S THE END OF DEEZ NUTS AS WE KNOW IT

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do nothing because the end is inevitable and I welcome rhe release

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, that wave 3 was too close. I hate this brush, saw like 10 different bosses and couldn't do jack shit against them. Nice crab on that first wave.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alright I'm going to take a break I'll make a room for rotation

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh I forgot to say GGs

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ggs SR.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty good games, especially considering the EVP levels. Been a while since I reached this high, almost 800 VP. Not doing as well as I'd like, but that's just how it is. At least we'll be free from inkbrush soon. Only doing one king, kinda tired.

    >next line up has octo brush and aerospray
    God DAMN it.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the clique wont join my room again in the next rotation

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone online right now
    Gonna be a rat race

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We might need a second room

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll open a room

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is bullshit, I wanted to play with THOSE guys, not these guys!

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there no humans in Splatoon?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they died.
      But they influence the inkling culture anyways cuz liquid crystals that absorbed the final alive humans' wishes spilled into the seas and made all fish evolve VERY fast and crave for human things like cities and clothes and shoes ig

      that and also how each splatfest comes from a fax machine that's capturing random human things bouncing back from space cuz internet or something

      TLDR: there was a war. they died.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Solid first game, though the end got me a tad scared.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well shit.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WORTHLESS CRAB TANK

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wwyd if world was ending?
    Remember how they found a fossil of a human playing vidya? Thats me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pic rel
      This guy just chilling while getting nuked

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i hate this page.
        Like it does NOT look like a photo it looks like just actual ston stuck in the book with tape and that would imply that this whole ass skeleton, wii u and etc are just inside this book.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wiimote tied to a controller
        heh

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The two of you really need to help out more on killing bosses and mobs. Glowflies wasn't bad, but you need to alternate ink rails so the people going for eggs don't get killed.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is not going great.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      let's just get this king and end it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably for the best. Was going to stop after one king anyway, maybe get some more tomorrow. 1 silver was bullshit for that slaughter. Least our randos were top notch. Good shit out there.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          GG octobro shame it was only 1 silver see you later

          >Was going to stop after one king anyway
          I was just going to do one as well played too much tonight

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Another banner and it isn't smallfry. At this point I should be counting but this suffering goes back months.

            Likewise. But hey, a gold so it was definitely worth it.
            >that one rando
            Ugh, suddenly I feel dirty. You should be able to report these homosexuals.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What would be even reportable? Just deal with it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care how inclusive or tolerant the jannies are, in no situation is the name femboyyaoi appropriate while literally dressed as a gay weyyo stripper.

                >You should be able to report these homosexuals
                you can for inappropriate nickname first thing I did after we finished

                >Another banner and it isn't smallfry
                I put mine on so you can look at it?

                [...]
                I don't really like bonerattle so I usually get my bonuses and king and stop

                I don't see the option, sadly. Might be only for regular play. Not liking bonerattle is such a worrying statement, it was one perhaps the best possible final stage to get outside of Ark Polaris returning.
                >I put mine on so you can look at it?
                Thanks, butthole

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How does someone being queer affect you?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't see the option, sadly. Might be only for regular play
                dude it's on the job logs on the terminal

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I learned something today!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                dude...

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cut me some slack, 95% of all my reporting is obscene and fricked up art posts in the square/plaza.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                shame that you can only report nicknames if you played with/against them and not on the plaza

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They probably think it would be too easy to abuse otherwise. Which isn't entirely incorrect, but still something of a pity.

                I run into names like that on the regular. Hell, I frequently run into someone called “oldmanyaoi” in regular play and have been since season 2
                If they haven’t been banned then, they won’t now. Yuri/yaoi is here to stay
                They’re still homosexuals, it’s literally in their name, just that I doubt it falls under inappropriate names and don’t think it does shit

                I see a lot of those types of people complain that they got banned for it, so it definitely works to some extent. Seems to be more effective against their disgusting art, but names have also been hit in the past. It may not be as encompassing as we hope, but I'm still determined to do my part. Never let them feel comfortable.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Seems to be more effective against their disgusting art

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I remember seeing this "bara rider" guy a lot in the plaza and in games, I think he had to change their name because she got rightfully jannied.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I run into names like that on the regular. Hell, I frequently run into someone called “oldmanyaoi” in regular play and have been since season 2
                If they haven’t been banned then, they won’t now. Yuri/yaoi is here to stay
                They’re still homosexuals, it’s literally in their name, just that I doubt it falls under inappropriate names and don’t think it does shit

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >You should be able to report these homosexuals
              you can for inappropriate nickname first thing I did after we finished

              >Another banner and it isn't smallfry
              I put mine on so you can look at it?

              Kek, looks like almost everybody went for one joe fight and stopped.

              I don't really like bonerattle so I usually get my bonuses and king and stop

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you play better?

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    solo time for me

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >give up after those losses
    Pussies.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GGs, sorry for those losses I'm half asleep

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GGs, we woke up at the end

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GGs, we woke up at the end

      GGs, nice kill.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kek, looks like almost everybody went for one joe fight and stopped.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      almost 5:00am over her bruh

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ggs SR.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Counterpoint

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you think if all Inklings and Octos Booyah'd a booyah bomb, they could reflect a meteor

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pearl was able to overpower a dathlaser with her slightly updated killer whail

          So yeah they'd blow up that thing

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A planett wide Booyah Bomb seems like such a no brainer for a "finish the final boss" attack I'm surprised they didn't do it already

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Too preoccupied with Killer Wail wank

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well a souped up Splat 1 Killer Wail is probably rhe most powerful weapons platform a single Inkling could operate so I don't have a problem with how that went down. But the super genki dama has to happen at some point.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Save everyone, for once I'm on the big man team

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you're not normally on there, I hope it's Shiver team.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Of course

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heavy Splatling my beloved

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jumping down with the stamper with no regard for safety is fun. You're literally unkillable against cohocks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >3 steel eels spawn

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going Team Shiver to throw.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sword in rotation

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pool is dead

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wake up you gays

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imnstill h8gh as frick right nis

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >splat2 final boss is a short rainmaker match
    >OE final boss is a ultimate turf war match
    >splat3 final boss is a deadly tower control/salmon run match
    >side oder's final boss is a "destroy portals" level

    So what you think they'll do next? splat zones? lam blitz? maybe you need to throw clams at the boss or cover an area for 5 minutes to weaken them or sumthn

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Splat 3's final boss is neither of those things, the frick?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's a reach okay? but it kinda is! you have a thing going from point A to point B and you have to stop it. Mostly going off from the UI in the top of the screen being basically the same as towers

        The first half of it felt like SR souly cuz you have to get eggs and toss em at a target i guess

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's more just an extension of how you've navigated the overworld until that point than anything to do with proper SR.

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