Splatoon

Season 8 is adding both the normal and Custom kits of the Wellstring V bow at once.
Regular: Autobomb / Ultra Stamp
Custom: Point Sensor / Wave Breaker

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bows are just cursed to awful kits
    can't believe the best one is still vanilla reeflux

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can't believe the best one is still vanilla reeflux
      Are any of the bows good as weapons? I've had some success with the reeflux in turf but really can't get the hang of the tri-stinger. Don't think I've ever been killed by one either.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        reeflux is a great weapon in turf war
        tristringer seems mediocre

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's just not consistent enough
        multiple times you hit what feels like a direct but it's only 90 damage hit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          reeflux is a great weapon in turf war
          tristringer seems mediocre

          I was messing around with them in the lobby and getting way more one hit kills with the reeflux doing horizontal shots at the same distance. The delayed charge is a cool idea but I can barely use it effectively on targets. I can't imagine it's very useful outside of dropping ink on chargers and other mostly stationary targets.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've 5 starred every bow weapon so far and yeah they're good in ranked

        Tri Stringer has an insane skill ceiling but there are only a handful of us in existence outside of X-rank

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Have seen my fair share of nutty bow players and yea they can be dangerous. Almost impossible to escape a good bow player

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Any tips if I wanted to learn Tri-Stringer? I like the weapon and its kits, but feel pretty useless with it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Aim where you're opponent is going to be, not were they are
            The arrows from the tri are a slow projectile and don't come out immediately like chargers

            >You can oneshot with jump shots
            If you aim below the centerline,towards an inkling/octo's stomach/crotch area and jump you can land all three arrows at once

            >Use partial chages
            Spamming half charges and partials can stop opponents from chasing you especially in narrow areas. Try shooting half charges toward the ground if someone is trying to chase and you can kill them while the approach.

            >shoot in an arc
            Stringers aren't chargers or splatlings. They shoot in an arc. Try aiming high to shoot people over cover

            >increase your awareness
            One thing I do, especially on stages like inkblot is torture other backliners by spamming arrows where they're likeliest to be camping and preventing them from getting comfortable. Being as annoying as possible to splatlings and e-liters is an important skill.

            Sometimes this weapon is a guessing game where you land a partial, and then guess where your opponent ran off to and shoot there. thermal ink seems good for this kind of thing but I avoid it since it seems like a crutch.

            this weapon is actually at its best in Tower Control. You can just constantly aim at the tower and get partial kills or oneshots and completely stall the game.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >inkblot
              I still seethe at one specific match where a tri-stringer bent me over for the entire duration of the game

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lot more complex than I figured. Suppose they’re like chargers but a lot more complicated

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, they have a moronicly high skill ceiling
                Every time I come back after a break I have to relearn 50 different skills I forgot while with chargers and shooters I just pick up where I left off

                And close combat with the Tri- Stringer is another can of worms

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How is toxic mist with it? I always fond the ink cost to be too high to ever justify using it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I never use toxic mist but if it has one use it's throwing it at the rainmaker podium when the other team is trying to climb so you're teammates can kill them easier

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Figured. And sub saver seems like it would be a waste of ability slots
                I get what they were going for, doesn't work in practice. Gonna be the same case for the new recycled brella given that weapon is virtually unusable without ISM

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I find bombs to be better for that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                throw it out right before you use killer wail to
                >slow the enemy for wail
                >refill your ink tank

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well... hopefully in S4 they have a better handle on kit balance. They made too many broken shooters at the start of the game and then kneecapped everything that came after to compensate.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hydra
    >Sprinkler / Splattercolor Screen / lmao.
    Cringe Blaster
    > Splat Bomb / Kraken.
    Heavy Leddit
    > ??? / Crab Tank
    Bam-bozo
    > Fizzy / Chumps
    Noosers
    > Angle Shooter / Triple Inkstrike
    Mac Brella
    > ??? / Splashdown
    Stringer :V
    > Autobomb / Stamp
    Stringer :V :C
    > Point Sensor / Wave Breaker
    Cuelgate
    > Suction / Bubbler

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Update:

      Mac Brella
      > Toxic Mist / Triple Splashdown.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mist/splashdown
        you gotta be fricking kidding me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >a weapon added in the last quarter of the game's lifespan?
          >let's give it two of the top 3 worst subs!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Recycled brella as a main weapon is also just fricking GARBAGE

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >finally give a brella a consistent two shot
              >literally everything else about it is fricking awful
              why

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Brella bias for upsetting Nogami in Splatoon 2.

                Also the way the game's latency works really fricks over brella shields in general.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can see it working, can slow down your opponent for an easy shot, with the splashdown as a panic. Lot more aggro kit so you can better approach

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hydra
      >Sprinkler / Splattercolor Screen

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think Hydra got what it deserved.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What did it do to deserve that? It's a mid-tier weapon at best, and that's with a GOOD kit!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it stole heavy's booyah bomb

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm usually a Hydra enjoyer, don't play Heavy much, but I've been grinding weapon licenses and using the Order Splatling. I'd grown used to long range splatlings being sluggish, but frick me Heavy feels soo good. That much range, that quick a charge, that long a volley duration, it's so well balanced. I was playing this intense back-and-forth rainmaker match on inkblot earlier, I was firing and firing and throwing wave breakers to refill my tank and not stopping, fuuuuuck.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >GOOD kit
            people say that but booyah bomb is horribly unfitting for it
            the detonation is done by the time you have half a charge

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Every advantage the Hydra has is eked out of S3's atrocious map design, that's the objection I take with it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hydra is hard countered by every charger in the game. Ballpoint and Edit mog Hydra as far as splatlings go. Hydra is way too slow to get any use.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ... Yes, that's my point. Hydra is hilariously outclassed at everything it actually wants to do by better weapons, BUT I believe that it should be even worse. In a game with more consistent flanks, it would be even more hilariously outmaneuvered and at an even worse disadvantage thanks to its horrible speed.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >BUT I believe that it should be even worse
                You mean like it would be even worse, or it SHOULD be even worse?
                Yeah it would be even worse if the level design was more open. But why should it be worse? It already struggles as is, not sure if I get your point

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm playing it up because autism. I just think it, down to its concept, doesn't fit very well into well-designed Splatoon maps or balance. I can't recall a time when it wasn't totally and evidently ass on pretty much every level before 3. So the fact that it can see any success is indicative of bigger problems. But then again I didn't play every patch so maybe there was a time when it was an extant part of a fun state for the game to be in.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A lot of people stack run speed and play Hydra like a mobile backliner. It doesn't have enough range to be a perch-camper like chargers are.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          splattercolor screen doesn't even last long enough to use from the backline right... this is nefarious behavior

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do we know Hydra got Sprinkler? Sounds like a doompost given the other possibilities for that amount of ink.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You’re right. It’s def. Toxic Mist.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        60% sub line was spotted in the trailer
        sprinkler is likely just an assumption based on previous kits (chydra in 1 had sprinkler/bubbler and a datamined testfire kit from 2 was sprinkler/splashdown)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cringe Blaster
      > Splat Bomb / Kraken
      FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Prawnblem?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >splatfest tomorrow
    >Gankerpool in life support

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally in 8.5 hours

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        literally in 10.5 hours

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone tell me which team to vote for. Japan is picking Frye’s team but I don’t trust her anymore, should I pick Shiver?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >should I pick Shiver?
        yeah

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And people thought thered be a content extension. Lmao.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There won’t be, but everyone thinking this is definitive proof is pretty stupid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When have they ever added both kits at once for a new weapon? This is extremely telling that this is the final season.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You realize a “content extension” implies that they’ll be extended past their initial plans and framework. 3rd kits + the remaining two makes less sense than just 3rd kits. I don’t expect more content at all, but if we get it, it absolutely doesn’t need to follow the same pattern

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Im not saying its out of the question but there are people still in denial about this being the last season.

            Thing is dataminers have been telling people for months now not to get their hopes up for third kits because there is only placeholders for the remaining second kits plus the two new weapons and their alts.
            >but they can always add more later!
            but generally the internals have some kind of room left over in the code to show that more content is going to be added, placeholder slots. That is not the case.

            We are at the number of kits that Splatoon 2 got, + a couple of more. People seriously need to temper their expectations about third kits.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it even worth 5 starring anything?
    i get to 4 and halfway through 4star im just already frickin wanked out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The frick so you mean? Just use the weapon if it’s fun

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >A BLOO BLOO BLOO? adoodoodoodOOO!
        frickin moron

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Embarrassing response. Would’ve just been better off accepting that you’re a whiny completion autist wannabe lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >completion autist wannabe
            what does this even frickin mean?
            quit tryin so hard, troony

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Try having a braincell, words aren’t complicated

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ah a pseudo intellectual. i remember being a virgin, too.

                listen man, you're not as smart as you think.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t consider myself smart for understanding a few words, I consider you dumb for not doing so, in addition to you asking others if pointlessly striving for arbitrary points on a weapon is “worth it.” And you call others virgins lol. Good to see the autists here are as stupid as usual. Fun to stop in every season change

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what do you mean "worth", all you get is a badge

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i guess nothing matters huh.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It takes around 400 wins to 5 star. You get a badge and nothing else. It's only worth the fun you have with the weapon.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Max comf-

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Motivated and minty fresh

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    meltdown time!!!!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >24 hours later
    >still no 'jak edit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you demand a reddit forced meme?
      gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I am too queer to use mspaint

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ayy? (He beat all three kings)
    >Ayy ayy. (Release the bronze scales)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ayy

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it a good time to buy & play splatoon 3? i used to play 1 alot, skipped 2 cause reasons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't see why not. You won't have to wait for any content and the game is still populated enough that waiting is never a serious problem

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In 2 weeks we're getting what's very likely the finaly content update.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well there's 3-4 months of content updates/events left

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got 2 at the ass end of the content updates and still had a good time with it. I don't keep up with announcements so maybe they've commented, but it's possible they'll do reruns of events after new stuff stops coming out.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    another god awful kit for a non-shooter, yay

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play ranked after a while of only turf war
    >first game has guy flying around and spamming charge shots
    t-thanks
    Still didnt let him frickin win by knockout

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they afraid of giving Stringers a good kit. All of them are mediocre at best or in Reef-Lux deco's case, Neo Sploosh tier.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Point Sensor / Wave Breaker
    I unironically wanted this kit for Tri-Stringer at some point.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sr 2/4 ask if you want to get in

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      let me in I'm booting up my game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        opening in a sec

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    brb, gotta grab something real

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They will give the other decavitator booyah bomb, right?
    Come on... Just once... For Toriyama...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Goku never used a sword
      Yajirobe never used a genki dama

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        trunks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Trunks only used the sword once.
          Only Goku knew how to use the genki dama.

          Still, im not saying it CANT get booyah bomb but it doesnt even make sense as a DBZ reference is all

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why didn't King Kai teach the other spear carriers how to use the Kaioken or Booyah Bomb?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You mean the jobbers Tien, Yamucha, Krillin? Goku is just built different. But after super saiyan there wasnt really a need for Kaioken. Also multiple genki dama users would be redundant as its such a slow move that requires energy from the entire planet. It would just weaken the spirit bomb if everybody was throwing them off all the time. Not to mention the spirit bomb didnt actually beat anybody until the very end of the series. Krillin and the gang got more mileage out of Tien’s techniques than anything else i.e. Solar flare and the ability to FLY was also a Tien/Crane school thing.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I just want booyah bomb on a fun weapon that can use it well and reliably get it (lmao triple machine nerf)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >reliably get it
              I dont think the sword is going to be getting a ton of specials as it doesnt look like its gonna turf all that well. But yeah booyah bomb isnt on a ton of stuff. You could just you know…the gold aerogay if you want to larp as Goku.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They'll give it ink storm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i hope it gets inkjet
      y'know
      since there are only FIVE FRICKING WEAPONS WITH IT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's Shield also check

      Hydra
      >Sprinkler / Splattercolor Screen / lmao.
      Cringe Blaster
      > Splat Bomb / Kraken.
      Heavy Leddit
      > ??? / Crab Tank
      Bam-bozo
      > Fizzy / Chumps
      Noosers
      > Angle Shooter / Triple Inkstrike
      Mac Brella
      > ??? / Splashdown
      Stringer :V
      > Autobomb / Stamp
      Stringer :V :C
      > Point Sensor / Wave Breaker
      Cuelgate
      > Suction / Bubbler

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the other decavitator
        >OTHER

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, so if the new weapons come with a second kit alongside their vanilla ones, that would mean that every weapon has a second kit. And with this being the final season, does this mean third kits aren’t happening? This really is the final content update…

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much…

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My guy, I was never expecting them to pull a gotcha and extend past the two year cycle they said. Maybe we'll get some Sheldon weapons or whatever, but once the Finalfest happens they get their direction as to what they want to do with the next game that'll be on Switch 2, which is gonna be talked about at the end of the year/early next year. Why spend major dev time on this game at that point?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    opening again just for a king since meter is full

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ggs guys, very clean king kills

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ggs SR.

      GG !

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ggs SR.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You girls ready to save the world again?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They'll buff stamp and wave breaker at some point, surely... right? Haha...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well Wavebreaker got the recent "echolocator" buff when being thrown, but it's still a bit on the weak side. Stamp got some buffs a while back to increase its shock radius and duration. But then it got a duration nerf, which people generally seemed to think it was fair as it dragged on for quite a while. Frankly I doubt that either receives any more buffs.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can grown men play this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do grown men play any video games? Isn't considered a childish hobby?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nintendies aren't men, or grown, anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So true. The real men are playing Foamstars like adults.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the mechanics are just enjoyable, tying the in game equivalent of reloading to your movement ability is fun. Also helps that the setting is immersive with its fake language, fake bands, fake clothing brands, fake weapon brands. You can really enjoy the fictional culture.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the movement mechanics make it feel similar to a 3d Mario with platforming and momentum carrying. Being optimal at this and projectile based shooting (there is like 1 hitscan item in the game and it's not good) is a really tricky thing to master, but there are a diversity of weapon mechanics that share a reasonable amount of viability and give them game many angles to be played in.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be the poster weapon in most of the advertising
    >Suck shit no matter what you pick
    I'd feel bad for stringer mains but a good bow would be the most annoying weapon in the game

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hydra is funny. A supposed mid-low tier weapon that somehow gets almost as much hate as E-Liter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's like clash blaster in that it's a newb filter, but once it gets to the higher levels of the meta, it really struggles. Lower level players are gonna get mowed down by it though and not know how to counter it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yea, easy to deal with but shitters whine VERY loudly

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lobby loads us without half the players
    >we just squidparty the whole time
    sometimes, the 'toon is good
    also godDAMN look at that level diffrence

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chad woomy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The real woomy bean
        we actually kept seeing eachother in multiple games, and that level doesn't lie one bit
        dude knew how to snipe like a man, and would Booyah! when he could
        Mayby it was agent 3 in disguise...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Level 99 doesn't exist in splat1 so that means she hack their level.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah, she's just built diffrent

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BIG big run soon brothers!
    No land will be spared!
    All puny inkfish shall be eaten!

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3/4 salmon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      resend

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just headed off, i'll open up again after this shift

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sorry, something came up so i've got to leave now
    ggs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No worries, GGs

      3/4 SR

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        still open?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yep opening now, stage change is gonna happen pretty soon though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          GGs, been playing for a while so stopping here

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WAKE UP

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    new season looks a bit shit tbqh

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will it 2 or 3 shot?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      considering it's named saber_heavy, probably 2 shot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wonder if the sleep mask is adjustable

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Blindfolding your ceph
        lewd

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Likely strong damage given the name

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      definitely 2 shot, it would basically just be another stamper if it was 3

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ggs SR, thanks for joining my room. Just wanted to kill another king, going to stop for now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gg thanks for making the room

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Splatfest in 3 hours
    >thread on the verge of collapsing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      call Big Man in
      we need his Big Plan to go into action STAT

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hope I can finish my inane quest to five star the dousers during the splatfest.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that sounds like a miserable experience

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have no idea.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hope I can finish my inane quest to five star the dousers during the splatfest.

          are you excited for it's new kit next season? tristrike seems like a pretty good fit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, the marker killed it. I'd taken TM over that shit. I'm gonna main either the V stringer or Colgate.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's not guaranteed to be marker just yet, it could be burst or point sensor

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Parallel Canon is so cool. Shame the fight kinda sucks.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros tell me what the frick do I do. I've been playing all fricking day and I can't go past EVP 120 because I'm stuck in shitter hell.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Take a break, splatfest starts in an hour

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If your 3 teammates are on one side of the map trying to kill a fish stick or something, it's better to standby on the other side in case something spawns there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If your 3 teammates are on one side of the map trying to kill a fish stick or something
        THEY ARE GOING TO DIE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My moronic fricking teammates stay on the other side of the map all the fricking game. I stay at the basket trying to get whatever eggs I can and at the end time always runs out because they were focusing on holding the fricking edge of the map, reviving some moron who died over there, and letting me get overrunned. If I die they can't get the shit back in control.

        It's always the same shit. Frick man.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, and the reason I stay at 120 is because every time I manage to win a game, next round is glowflies or griller at first round. Is this programmed to be like this or Nintendo just hates me?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If your team is jerking off in a corner, you have no choice but to go over and help them complete whatever dumbass task they're doing so they move on. Try to lure any Scrappers and Maws you see to basket, otherwise throw far eggs closer to try to make quota.
          Of course, if people won't stop dying then you're just screwed no matter what.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's simple
      Wait for an all grizz weapon rotation, get carried to gold, now you'll start at EVP 400 and avoid the worst shitters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you are trying climb at that low of a level at this late in the map being in rotation you are going to get nowhere, you need start to climb right as the map rolls over and don't quit until you get your bronze badge

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's literally what I did, I'm on this since yesterday's night.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like you just need to keep practicing
          Splatsville wasn't built in a day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just be glad you weren't a scant 7 wins away from bronze.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do we fix line marker?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      line does half damage, players are marked for longer than even point sensor or wave breaker, damage is buffed to 60 for direct hitting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No results from SauceNao
      I blame twitter.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://twitter.com/VAZ_999/status/1791579470563803198?s=19

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > Firefox’s Enhanced Tracking Protection (Strict Mode) is known to cause issues on twitter
          Frick you and your trackers Elon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >veemo
      >but with woomy hair
      what kind of foul sorcery is this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's not a veemo you fricking stupid ngyes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's got veemo eyelashes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            look at the squid sisters eyes right now

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hey, so does Frye.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ugleh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Give it to good weapons like bamboo and stamper as an alt kit Oh wait, no 3rd kits because frick nogami

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't fix the sub whatsoever

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The sub doesn't need to be fix, it just need to be on a weapon that does more than 60dmg+ with the main weapon always without falloff damage and does not have a shit special (aka zipcaster/reefslider/screen/chumps/splashdown/inkstorm etc)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 hit kill

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JUST GIVE ME BACK MY DAMN SWORD YOU FURRY BASTARD

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even Frye and Shiver want Big Man to succeed, they're just too lazy to put in the effort.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this safe? Should I delete the LO?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol, I'd say it's safe
      you can't exactly tell it's meant to be LO anyway, could be LD or BO, only those who know will know

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i don't get it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i don't get it
        Same ol'.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's "The Narwhal bacons at midnight" but for pedos.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who save the day here?

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many times have you been name-dropped?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A couple dozen at least

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More than I'd thought I would be. Esp since I'm since I'm not one of the cool squids

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      like twice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had to change my name because of my reputation

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one cares but some internet schizo, change it back.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        laphi reverted his name though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who?

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >soda bamboo back
    don't even care that it has shitty chomps. That's all I wanted.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maybe this fest will be the one where they finally let me actually get the news on time and not 5 minutes late
    ah who am I kidding

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Splatfest is about to begin
    >Now I'm forced to wait another 6+ minutes before the event starts for me and all the rooms are already filled.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hey me too

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same ol room up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would join but the fricking news won't pop for me like usual
      truly is the same ol same ol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I see your room, the problem is if i join and do a match, I'll get kicked out of you room because the splatfest 'begins' for me.

        it just happened lmao, someone didn't get the news

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I see your room, the problem is if i join and do a match, I'll get kicked out of you room because the splatfest 'begins' for me.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people already sending invites to join
    >news feed still hasn't come up here
    ok but why does this keep happening for fests

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S SHOWTIME!

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4% lead
    OHNONONONO

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To the people who made 'Same 'ol' Rooms
    I'm waiting for the splatfest to start for me. I'll join when it does.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sneak-Peek Report!
    Our sneak-peek winner is Same Ol’!
    Remember that sneak-peek’s are just the pre-game, the REAL Splatfest begins now, so get out there are fight!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Off to an excellent start~

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I chose shiver but please tell me the team is not mirror hell

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's not

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4 fricking minutes late

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SEND AN INVITE SAME OL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      name?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Found a room already, thank you though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he wasn't inviting you to a room he was just being a gay

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn bucket list's deep royal blue looks sexy as hell
    too bad they are moronic fryegays

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Switch is refusing to connect to my wifi
    It can detect the network is there but won't connect, no fricking idea what's going on. Everything else is connected and working fine too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had this problem on my 3ds I fixed by I didn't fix it, I missed out on the 3ds online's final days because of it

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >forgot to refresh my food before joining the room
    really wish you could do this shit in between rounds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Could be worse
      My catalog maxed out

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Big Man rooms? anyone?

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    10X FOR SAME GODS
    great start

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This map is bullshit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      scorch gorge? true, we need to roll wahoo world more

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what a comeback

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shiver winning

    Same ol', indeed.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing match normally and kicking ass
    >right when I get splatted everything goes to shit and teammates cannot recover and we lose
    good lord do I hate when this happens

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a "your team intentionally shits the bed the moment now or never starts playing" splatfest

    Rather than force myself to play until ruler and have not a moment of fun doing it, I'm just leaving now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      join my room, I never lose

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've already lost 2 10x matches

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Save the day?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same Ol'

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      make that 3

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BLACKEDlist status?

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you can kill, use that instead of an inking weapon.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love when a match ends and you can see the spots where some Inkstrikes just landed.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Win one X10 match
    >On come the mirror matches
    Heroes don't deserve this kind of abuse.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of course the match where we curb stop the other team was a mirror match.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think some of them weren't playing seriously so

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same ol' room up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2/4

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    out of all the weapons to 4-stack, the nozzlenose? are biggays trolling?

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick it I'm going pro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gorge sucks.
      To everyone left, should we try and pick up a 4th or go with a random?

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m doing surprisingly well with the range blaster. I’ve been three starring every weapon, and I’m almost done with it, so I decided to keep it in splatfest even though it doesn’t ink well. But I’ve been getting huge kill ratios and still hitting 700-800p. Not bad. /blog

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no save the day ooms

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll probably be on later tonight not in the mood to play right now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ETA? im want to lose with anons

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          3 to 4 hours from now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      make one friend

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any rooms? getting real tired of these discord Black folk

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >im in a pool but so afraid to make a room
    do nerds really

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry anon, I take that match for my team. Your inkjet was scared me a bit. good luck in pro !

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >first match is 10x and lose to same ol
    >next match is another 10x but win 75.5% to save the day
    nice

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same ol' room
    JOIN JOIN JOIN

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2/4 same ol room. If we don’t get anyone in 5 let’s either go anyway or split

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure sounds good

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bros you have to look at the beakons...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you have to move past spawn moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fangfox on same ol’
      hey, lets play

      imagine having 2 of these shitters in your team

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lose by .7
    im going fricking insane

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fangfox on same ol’
    hey, lets play

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo said they were doing two years of updates
    >It isn't even the 2 year anniversary and the seasons are done already
    Why do they lie...?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Season 8 will end at exactly two years.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Enemy team goes from DANGER to winning in the last 10 seconds
    Frick Gorge, I hope the person who designed it dies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe the refresh will make it better.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Barley lose any games so far
    >Almost every game I did lose was a x10
    Feels weird, doing so well yet my contribution is a net negative on account of losing the wrong games. I’m winning, but am actually losing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s how I did last fest. But we still came out on top in the end

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well that was a total buttfricking of the enemy team we'll never enjoy again now.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alright, im making a room
    you better join

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what team

      >we beat a streamer
      uh based?

      ooo was it putz?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cephalorock

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cephalorock

          Even better!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cephalorock

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ah yes the discord Black folk

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why did Gin finally decide to play with the pool?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm so sorry for fricking up that x10 B.Frag squad, I had to rush and catch the door. Have to go for now, ggs thanks for the games. You guys were excellent.

            I try to get a few games in with you guys during fests. I work a lot so it's hard to allot the time to play full sets and not just one and done because things come up. So I either grind or lurk mostly during normal hours.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think you're replying to a shitposter. Fun playing with you, GGs and ont sweat the 10x because we won one right afterwards

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Same ol' GODS! Well done!

                It's all good, fun games (especially the one with cephalorock lmao)
                if you're ever interested, you should join the next tourney, been seeing you do really well in X

                If there's another, I'll consider it if I have the availability.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds good, I’m taking a little break from the fest but if you want to play some more later let me know

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's all good, fun games (especially the one with cephalorock lmao)
              if you're ever interested, you should join the next tourney, been seeing you do really well in X

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Please, we need to get rid of some deadweight here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Strider not playing with clique
          Good on you for banning that homosexual

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh hey, they’re plaza post were good until they hopped on the whole “free palestine” shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >until they hopped on the whole “free palestine”
            Sounds based to me, don't be a cut cuck.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rran into cepha during freelance once on stream, b***h couldn't stfu and kept dying.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Aerospray
          You didn't win that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Calm down DEENS

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, frick you.
              Everyone ITT should never equip this weapon ever again

              i'll never understand people who actually think aerospray is overpowered

              They're trolls that's who.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i'll never understand people who actually think aerospray is overpowered

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Aerospray needs a buff badly if anything.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It took a series of harsh nerfs at the start of 2 and it's been gimped since. Honestly I don't think that was necessary.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It took a series of harsh nerfs at the start of 2 and it's been gimped since. Honestly I don't think that was necessary.

                >YOU VILL SAY ZE AEROSPARY IS A VIABLE WEAPON CHOICE IN ANY SITUATION
                >YOU VILL SAY IT NEEDS ZE BUFF
                >YOU VILL BE HAPPY
                Nah, not thanks.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tell Trump and Putin that their memes are forced and they're going to lose the real splatfest

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wow, another Splatfest!
    >Oh, wait. It's still just Turf War, a Game Mode I really don't care for.

    This happens every damn Splatfest, I never fricking learn.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what does weon mean

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bucket list has legitimately some of the worst teams I've ever fought against

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we beat a streamer
    uh based?

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reefslider start up and endlag is so fricking ass, why did they put this on reeflux

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T LOSE

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Team Save the Day, how's it going?

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >always get a teammate that only inks 500p
    why must they drag the whole team down

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let’s just pretend that didn’t happen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a feeling we're either going to stomp the other team, or get destroyed by them.
      No inbetweens for this splatfest.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tough teams out tonight, GGs anyways G
        if you're ever interested, you should join the next tourney, been seeing you do really well in X

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You (you) the wrong person?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            didn't mean to quote someone

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah with this team comp I feel like if we lose the advantage we lose it badly

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I fricking hate that map.

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice falseflag, homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Banette, what's the password?

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HELL YEAH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fresh!

      YAAAY

      Fresh!

      >Beating a full clan team in a x10 match
      Feels good

      Fresh!

      Back in positive territory. Was worried because it was the first map after my weapon change

      Fresh!

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YAAAY

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Beating a full clan team in a x10 match
    Feels good

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back in positive territory. Was worried because it was the first map after my weapon change

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just started splatfest
    >4 battles in
    >literally only win was against same ol'
    Fryegays can get as sweaty as they'd like! they'll just flub it like they always do

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rollers will make a comeback after this season for sure

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they?

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remade the same ol' room. Let's try and get a fourth this time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick let me join

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Banette, what's the passcode?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its in the 'cord.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where do I plug it in?!

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My stupid level of aggression of pushing into their spawn actually worked that time

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the first game against Same Ol', one guy on the other team is using a missile spam build, and he gets off three specials in the first 30 seconds. But the thing is, he isn't killing anyone, and since he's just painting the base, we're winning the fight for mid. So he quits, ending the game early.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fake. 3 missiles in 30sec is literally impossible after the cooldown nerf. you made this up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I was incorrect; they had three guys with missiles. One used it once, and the guy in their base used it twice before quitting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he gets off three specials in the first 30 seconds.
      literally impossible to do this anymore, I think you can barely get 2 in 30 secs but you need a decent amount of special charge

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what do you feel when you get name-dropped?

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well... I failed into success for that Now or Never.

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >49%
    That looked... deserved! Yeah!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AND WTF WE WON THAT ONE

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOLD ROTATION INCOMING!
    >GOLD ROTATION INCOMING!
    GOLD ROTATION INCOMING!
    >GOLD ROTATION INCOMING! GOLD ROTATION INCOMING!
    >GOLD ROTATION INCOMING!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Salmon run is the only good mode btw.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My time has come!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >GOLD ROTATION INCOMING!
      >>GOLD ROTATION INCOMING!
      >GOLD ROTATION INCOMING!
      >>GOLD ROTATION INCOMING! GOLD ROTATION INCOMING!
      >>GOLD ROTATION INCOMING!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Redditors really can't think of anything original, can they?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          who in the pool posts on reddit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Moving the goalposts

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i dont post images in these threads

              thats not me

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Self reporting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The last golden rotation

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >win a match it looks like we should have lost
    >lose a match it looks like we should have won

    There’s balance in everything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didnt feel like there were that many waves for double CJunior.

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >locked room
    >the clique ain't real

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cliquegays will hang

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the TO's only start recruiting when they have people they want to kick, It's happened every single Tourney so far

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kill eliter once
    >he never leaves spawn ever again
    lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      World's bravest E-liter player

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick that sqleusher

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why hasn't the dynamo's jump attack been nerfed where you're locked into a vertical attack instead of extending your instant kill horizontal? That should have been nerfed day one

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dang we lost the winstreak
    7 was pretty good though, can't complain

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dang.

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick that super jump looked safe a millisecond before I clicked it

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Killed by ink vac three fricking times
    Just terrible luck that match

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >100x win
    Lookin' good, ShiverSimps!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >check notis
      >no 100x wins in the pool
      >but there is a 10x at the time this post was made
      >its the locked clique squad
      Idolgays are discord kittens, who could have predicted this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just playing by myself, and I made that post about 30 minutes after the match.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          god damn it why can’t shiver be real…

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Catalogs and splatfests are such a chore now. I just play music/podcasts and afk in my head til I’m at Ruler.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sloppy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me too

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >enemy player makes an unsafe super jump
    >team runs away, ignores it, ignores this ways, gets surprise attacked and wiped
    >teammate makes any superjump
    >enemy always on top of it

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna leave the pool so no one sees I'm salmon running

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no one cares

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just turn off your notifications bro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stay so I can Fresh! you

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ugh give us a 100x we need to feel something!!

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe we just won that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That boo yah bomb into their spawn definitely pushed us to victory.

  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God, frick that team.

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, I’ll take it. It didn’t feel good, but a 10x is a 10x

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I am only gonna play one more... good games though, ms.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ggs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And a 3 gold medal 10x loss to close out the night!! alas

  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn someone with 100x win already

  139. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Up to Champion with 2 10x wins,, I'll take it for an opening session.

  140. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Booyah!

  141. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hit royalty on a x10 win
    Normally I'd stick it out till everyone else hits it too, but I'm burned out.
    GG everyone.

  142. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody joined my room again
    maybe I am in the blacklist after all

  143. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    got ruler, that's enough fest for me
    tomorrow is time to grind spawning grounds for 9s

  144. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GGs same ol's, I'm taking a break until rotation. Fricken nice 10x-es

  145. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only good octoling is the original enemy octoling.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  146. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am genuinely shocked Same Ol won shells. Figured we'd be the least popular team by far but I guess not..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pearl is so ugly, post marina instead

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pearl is the only good idol since the Squid Sisters, thoughever.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Or you could get a sense of taste.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pearl is the only good idol since the Squid Sisters, thoughever.

          Never

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder people only supported Pearl because she's white.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What if I support Pearl because she's an inkling?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What if I support Pearl because she's drop dead sexy?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What if I support Pearl because she's an inkling?

            You don't like Frye too?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not really, but I was on team Frye when that fest happened, because she's the only inkling option.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I life Frye, but I love Shiver more.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see

                The only good octoling is the original enemy octoling.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, I saw that objectively wrong post. No need to point it out.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Have a bigger one of those friend

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ONE time i decide to actively farm shells and we get LAST place. Maaaaannnn really a bummer but savw the day still got this!

  147. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GGs same ol crew. I’ll be back on tomorrow to try to clinch the 100x

  148. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    flingza, gootuber or painbrush nouveau, which should I use?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wiper deco.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no thanks, I've tried wiper before and didn't like it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well gootuber is impossible to use. Painbrush is really slow and a bit unwieldy, kind of like a dynamo. Flingza is probably your best option

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reef-lux

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have it 5-starred and already use it regularly

        Well gootuber is impossible to use. Painbrush is really slow and a bit unwieldy, kind of like a dynamo. Flingza is probably your best option

        guess I'll give flingza a whirl

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The jump flicks are what allow you to paint with it and farm missiles, so spam those from a safe distance. Try and be stealthy and use regular horziontal flicks to kill when you're not farming missiles. Rollers like using ninja squid + swim speed

  149. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >seven years later people are still seething about the gremlin
    Love to see it

  150. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Join my SR room in 4 hours.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I finished my catalog, I'm quitting the game until the new season.

  151. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Same 'ol just lost a 10x thanks to shit team
    homosexuals.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I went 1 in 3 for x10 matches and would have just DC'd if I got a x100 match.

  152. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same room 2/4

  153. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same 'ol just won a 10x match thanks to me. No need to thank me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      okay I won't then

  154. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't Salmon Run because I have work.

  155. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aw yeah

  156. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >first match 10x victory
    nice

  157. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Ganker a same 'ol board? Or is it a loser board?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of Same ol chads here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both

  158. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HUH????

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they locked the frick in in the last minute for some reason

  159. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did see some familiar faces pick Save the World, so that's nice.

  160. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just won a 100x we had no business winning

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont be shy
      tell us who

      be proud

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, namegays are cancer

  161. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I finally reached Same Ol' Ruler. That's enough for today for me, im beat. Too bad I got zero 100x.

  162. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I lost a x100 to Frye and then won a x10 against them. I don't care if shiver wins, we can't let Frye win.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She wont. She very rarely ever wins battle categories

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think big man got the popular vote this time. Shiver has the better players in pro for sure.

        I'm playing like ass though, so I'm tankin big man by accident.

  163. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same ol' room up

  164. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ah shit i'm moronic

  165. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >realize I have a full King meter
    >decide to pop in and try to cash it out
    >King takes over an hour to spawn despite winning all but one match
    >11 Bronze 1 Silver at 600 EVP
    Why do I even FRICKING bother

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They need to make it where you match with people with meter as close to yours

  166. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >x100 win
    Yup, just the same ol’
    >x10 win right after
    Think we know where this splatfest will go

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'm feeling pretty confident about this one honestly. Neither team has really given me very much trouble this time around.

  167. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for splatoon2 2 to get the bi-stringer

  168. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Going on a heck of a win streak. I'll have finish my climb to ruler tomorrow though.

  169. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo knew full well what they were doing here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no they didn't. this happens cuz the switch is weird

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but there's no way they weren't aware of something this easy to trigger.

  170. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in pro mode and the amount of people just standing around doing nothing! Why aren't those frickers in same 'ol? They're not doing shit!

  171. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the end of the world and the thread's so slow. What do you want? Shirts, pants, or shoes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want squids

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Squids?

  172. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same ol's, join my room. I am bored

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But I'm a shitter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How hard to can you carry me?

        Decently, maybe. Get in we're winning a 100x

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How hard to can you carry me?

  173. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BAH no one's even playing this shit I want a refund
    Let's do it L, let's get on the float

  174. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, anyone else notice the american splatoon twitter account never put out a tweet in regards to the new weapons?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The intern finally got fired...but they didnt bother hiring a replacement

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why did they get fired? Was it because they fricked up the springfest victory screen?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was just joking but the reason is their social media account has regularly and I mean very regularly made blatant frick ups when posting updates i.e. translation errors, leaking shit early when they're not supposed to, fricked html tags and all sorts of things. And it just keeps happening so it's become a meme. No idea what the delay is this time but it's safe to assume they're fricking up once again

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Personally I wish they wouldn't dump everything on Twitter and would let us discover shit for ourselves but that's not the era we live in anymore I guess.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Patch notes will still reveal everything, from kits to the maps and everything inbetween. Not much discovery even if they no longer put out updates every weekday

  175. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    H, this'll be my last one. Have to go after that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      10x, nice way to end it. GGs

  176. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ggs H, fun matches. Good job winning that x10.

  177. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the hooded squid is a BOY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fresh!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone post that one comic

  178. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ded game

  179. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sry I have to go

  180. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit 3 golds!

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