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Money.
>comments are turned off
not my item bounce
Money. Obviously.
Only incels will say money
Incel spotted
Money opens up the path to the other two
Incel confirmed
Love is not contingent on money and it's easier to be famous and rich than rich and famous
>get money
>easier to lay foundations for fame
>fame opens up to love interests
>weed out gold diggers and focus on actual emotional connections
moron
Money and fame do not lead to love, they lead to people trying to use you for your money and fame. Yep, definitely an incel
>can't find love if you can't support yourself first
>need enough money to display independence and ability to provide
>can't have anyone notice you let alone love you if you don't build up a presence
>fame is a high form of presence
Yes moron incel who's only loved by his mom. It all comes down to money. Unless you're actually fine with living all your life with your mom lmao loser
If you choose money, your "friends" and family will just see you as an ATM.
I fricking wish I could pay for my friends and family's troubles.
>Love is not contingent on money
The attractiveness of your partner is.
>Love is not contingent on money
For men, but for women it most certainly is. Women dont like broke men.
I know multiple rich people that killed themselves
I know multiple famous people that killed themselves
I don't know any loved people that killed themselves
>love has never driven anyone to kill
Crimes of passion happen all the time Anon.
that's totally not what I said at al
a crime of passion is not killing yourself nor is it "being loved" since the person you love is obviously loving someone else
>I don't know any loved people that killed themselves
Black person half the human literature is about people killing themselves and other people because of love
any richgay who actually killed himself is an absolute moronic moron and didn't deserve the money anyway
>half the human literature is about people killing themselves and other people because of love
but not because they are loved
>This is Ganker's reading comprehension
Maybe reading comprehension should have been an option.
People break-up, get heartbroken and kill themselves all the time. The frick you on
Love actually fricks with your brain chemistry and changes your behavior
The other two you have more control over
>Love actually fricks with your brain chemistry and changes your behavior
Not to be that guy. But money very much does too.
Romeo and Juliette, stupid
Well put. Believe me or not, but I grew up in a millionaire family and was not happy with how shallow and materialistic it all was. I did well with a streaming career and became very recognizable at conventions, but that fame became problematic to my safety and mental health and I dropped all that and disappeared from the public eye entirely. The only thing that has felt most natural and comfortable to me in my life has been my marriage. Real love is hard to find, but it's the only worthwhile reprieve we have from the nightmare of existence.
you think parents stopped loving their children when they transitioned?
anon, they transitioned because their parents didnt love them in the first place
You really think every parent in the world just blindly accepts what their kid chooses?
The fact that Romeo and Juliette is as old as it is should say all that needs to be said about love.
You didn't read the play
Reading it in high school does still count as reading it.
You “read” it because you had to, doesn’t mean you know a damn thing about it
That story is about heartbreak though. If anything that is the result of love being ripped away. They wouldn't have killed themselves if they were allowed to be with each other.
Frick literature, these gays replying to you are correct, but you are 50% more likely to be killed by friends and family. If someone crackhead tried to fight me, I'd attempt to defend me, if a beloved family member was doing some narcissistic manipulative shit that ruined my life, the scars would be much harder.
Some people you love/like can do and 180 and take shit out on you for no reason. Look up those liveleak videos where a man learned he was cheated on and shanks his own neck.
This just means you are moronic. Loved people kill themselves all the time. Thanks for enabling us to ignore everything you say.
The only women you will attract with money are golddiggers. Rich men have an unfathomably difficult time finding women that love them for them and not their wealth and status. Rich men will literally rent out an apartment and LARP as lower-middle class while trying to date to weed out gold digging prostitutes.
Money gives you stability though. If you're living with your parents with zero assets or job you have practically negative value to a woman, unless you're really sexy or cute or whatever.
>Rich men have an unfathomably difficult time finding women that love them for them and not their wealth and status
and poorgays have unfathomably difficult time finding women at all because only morons and dead ends will ever look in their direction
>Rich men will literally rent out an apartment and LARP as lower-middle class while trying to date to weed out gold digging prostitutes.
and poorgays will have to act like having more money than they actually do
your example is moronic
richBlack folk at least have a choice to buy a nobody from nowhere and strongarm her into doing the needful
i wish death to every homosexual moralgay stopping any research that can provide woman replacement or at least a way to change them into something acceptable
>Only incels will say money
You can literally frick any man with money
Big Man it is
>Frye wants fame
Oh, poor sweet baby...
Looks like someone is going to beat Bigfoot in terms of -un-popularity
>this theme again
>no shifty station with the salmon run cannons that made it fricking hilarious
>probably another bad tricolor stage that favors defenders
pain. frye also gets the short end of the stick once again kek
so frye is just destined to have the most losses, huh
>Frye gets the worst option again
Why do they hate her?
what color is her skin?
there you go
Love (I don't have any)
I'm not interested in any of these. Games and anime are free and that's all I care about.
I can't believe I'll actually be fighting for Big Man this time around, but I just can't get behind Shiver's israeli tricks.
>Frye got the redundant option again
AHAHAHAHAHA ANOTHER 0 POINT SPLATFEST HERE WE COME
>Shiver got the meme worthy option
Lol so she already won again
OI YOU
SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND LOOK AT MY WAD
money or die
>14th month
Nice try city slicker.
What's wrong with Novembruary?
Money provides you stability. Fame is only going to bring you unwanted attention and who would want to fall in love with the prostitutes we have today?
>who would want to fall in love with the prostitutes we have today?
Compare the number of Gankerners calling each other virgins to the number of Gankerners calling each other poor.
Often times someone is called both in the same sentence "Virgin NEET", living in one's mother's basement/attic etc. The implication is always that you're a POOR loveless bastard.
>giving love to the male meme character
See if they gave love to frye at least that would drive waifu gays towards her if she acted all cute about wanting love and romance and shit.
Why the frick would they give her the redundant non-option? Fame is just a fricking symptom of wealth
Money is real
Who the frick would ever pick fame?
I’ve never understood the desire to be “rich and famous”.
Sure I’ll take money. I’d have no problem being rich. But frick being famous. All it would do is make it harder to enjoy being rich, or any other aspect of life for that matter.
The only good thing about being famous is how you can make money off it. So there's no point picking it over money its so moronic.
power >>>>>>> money/love/fame
Power comes from money, bro.
>inb4 power comes from force
Forcey things cost money, bro.
did the taliban win the afghan war through outspending their enemy?
but we already had power in a splatfest
Nope, that one's guaranteed to frick you over the most:
https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/07/power-causes-brain-damage/528711/
>israelite propaganda to keep goyim in check
>most world leaders shown to be dementia riddled morons
>see a study that basically confirms the obvious
>immediately thinks its propaganda
At least you can take comfort in knowing you specifically don't need power to be moronic.
Love is the meaning of life. I choose that. Nothing matters if you don't love life itself.
Love > Glory > Money > Fame
Money and fame are forms of power
what the hell I didn't say that third one
jej
love is power
>all these moneycels
Love CHADS ww@?
Your lovin' dont pay my bills.
it doesn't matter shiver will win
if you are still playing splatoon, love is something you will never have.
For me it's love but no one will ever love me so money but I don't actually need money because as mentioned I will never have a family and there's no way it's fame
brb suicide
As someone that's in a relationship and knows someone famous, money is obviously the correct answer. You can find "love" anywhere, and you can lose it just as easily. Fame is a double edged sword. Money is nothing but a net positive.
Make Love,not Money- uh, War
FRICK b***hES GET PAID
This but Big Man and Shiver when?
🙂
>No bite mark
still a 9/10
Damn, I considered it but decided not to. I should have.
Love 100%. Money doesn't equal happiness.
lmoa
I'd reckon that the grand majority of people are so incapable of unconditional love and so unworthy of being unconditionally loved themselves, that they can not possibly find "love" without money involved to sweeten the deal. So the choice is obvious.
the other two typically come with having money anyway
>shiver is the only true and honest one
They're BANDITS of course best girl is honest and upfront about what she wants. I also wonder if this will increase hooker shiver art
>people saying fame comes with money
The richest people in the world aren't on any Forbes list or in the public eye at all.
It’s almost as if lots of rich people dont want fame. It’s almost as if fame only brings trouble and is for sad attention prostitutes
fame is for gaylords and love doesn't exist
Love doesn't necessarily mean 'lovely dovey' shit my friend. It can be platonic or romantic. And I'd say true love is a commitment, not just some feeling when you see a pretty girl. It's sticking with a person through both the good and the bad
The average person couldn't name more than a handful of CEOs and couldn't name single person on the board of directors of any top 100 corporation. Fame doesn't merely come with money.
shlomo shekelberg
another easy W for moneyGODS
JUDGEMENT
You're an inkling, today you will join a major splatfest that will change your life, but the choice that you like the most is tied to a character you don't want to support.
If you support that character you will lose your freshness among your peers.
Now...which will you choose?
I see...you say you will vote for your favorite topic, is that so?
Well, I say we should consult the balance of truth!
If you try to weigh your money against your love, there is no doubt your heart will start to sway.
If you try to weigh your love against your money, your heart will start to break.
If you try to weigh your fame against your love, your heart will wither away.
If you try to weigh your love against your fame, your heart will shudder.
JUDGEMENT...NOW!...
You chose your favorite character rep for the splatfest and in the meantime your favorite topic choice wins the splatfest instead.
It was your choice, you get to live with it.
Do you know who I am
They call me Judgement Boy...
Hell yeah
Love that frickin GHS kino
I can always choose to not play the Splatfest.
Somehow I knew this fricker would be here. Listen here clown face, you don't get to ask me a question and then just answer it for me. Shit's fricking rigged.
>take fame
>become an e celeb
>mine the depths of Ganker and find funny off topic posts that go against imageboard culture
>on your youtube channel react to all funny Ganker greentexts you found
>never reveal any personal info so Ganker can't dox me
Imagine a world wiuthout imageboard culture. Everything you say on Ganker strip mined by eceleb emperor. Green anon would lose all of his color from being sad.
Join the /vg/ pool if you want to play pvp during splatfests. The Ganker pool only plays salmon run.
back to st/ink/ troony
I thought /ink/ only cared about squid OCs and being trannies in discord
They do, that guy says the same thing every thread and it’s guaranteed replies
both pools share the same userbase
saying same moronic shit won't suddenly make it true
same webms, images, posting styles, erpers, avatargays, etc
Then what was the point of the first post, if both pools play pvp and salmon there is no need to ever visit /vg/
Ganker prefers to play salmon run only
That's fine, there are still people to play pvp with
Not during events moron. You are obsessed with us.
Also I've checked /vg/ and I didn't see any names I recognize. I think you're full of it. The most annoying users there don't play with us and that's good enough for me.
Far, far less of that here, whereas on st/ink/ it's a regular occasion. The only reason people post in our threads is to get away from you shitters. I don't know how many times I need to tell you but I'm never joining your pool you freak, and your constant advertising guarantees I wont.
Never post in our threads again freak.
Big man got a good pick this time. Shiver's is also an easy choice, though.
>frye getting that
lol
>Least popular idol wants fame (to be popular)
This splatfest will be another rude awakening for her. She will never be famous with that forehead
if dumb c**ts in nintendo didn't ruin everything frye would surely get the fame of being the biggest loser ever
Frye- ooh, spicy! (Picks team sweet)
Big man- make money, get fish quick! (Picks team love)
The frickers in charge of this game cant follow a theme at all
tbf Shiver's the one who demanded 30000G when a classmate asked them to make a cheering song for school and when a bowling alley asked for a song she raised it to 300000G
Also idols are one-dimensional as hell. You can shuffle the Splatfest teams around and probably make up some sort of decent justification for them picking it
They had to throw Frye a bone. Sweet is the only splatfest she's been able to win. If she was given spicy she'd have zero wins right now.
Every idol in the series has the exact same "Sarcastic offbeat" personality you see in every Nintendo game. You could swap around all of their dialogue and nobody would notice
>Every idol in the series has the exact same "Sarcastic offbeat" personality you see in every Nintendo game.
Blame NoA for half of this.
They downright fanfiction:d Pearl and Marina just to copy the tried and tested Callie and Marie. A colossally stupid decision, and one that probably would not have happened if NoE had been allowed to head the localisation instead.
What's Marina like in JP?
>What's Marina like in JP?
She is a huge Pearl fangirl that's otherwise kind of meek and let's others (including Pearl) speak over her.
She is the archetype that doesn't speak up unless comfortable. More of a withdrawn kind of character.
Frye-tards...
sudden need to blow a raspberry on every inch of her body
>Game has followed the trend of giving us a splatfest every other month
>Now here we are getting another splatfest despite just having one last month
>It’s just recycling an old splatfest topic we already did
What are the implications of this? More splatfest? Less original ideas for more reruns? This being just a one-off so they can switch up the months they do splatfest to give us splatoween and frosty fest?
I mean we already had a Pokemon Rerun essentially just instead of Red and blue it was red blue and green. Europe also already had a "Sweet vs Salty" fest which was not too different from Spicy Sweet and Sour.
This game had a lot of issues at launch and they spent a LOT of time cleaning up shit rather than adding new shit. We didn't get pools/challenges for half a year, big run took months, eggstra work took months. All stuff that should have been in the game at launch. Now that they've finished most of their clean up maybe they can get splatfests rolling along more regularly, but yeah this isn't the first time they've reused an idea or gotten close to it so I wouldn't look too much into that. I think we'll be getting them a little more regularly, but still not at the pace of old games. So far we're averaging two per season which is still less than the previous Splatoons
Trend with the season system seems to be
>1st month: big run
>2nd month: splatfest
>3rd month: splatfest
It's what happened every season but the first.
We get less Splatfests with two a season (and less themes since they're all worldwide rather than Japan/US/Europe exclusive). Though they're also twice as long
it's not every other month, and I'm trying not to call you a moron but I don't know how you could think that otherwise, there's a clear pattern of fest fest big run, repeat
love vs money was already repeated before, it's a good enough topic and produces enough fanart that it's basically a series staple now
Damn shame they gave fame to frye instead of big man.
Love would be wasted on Frye. At least big man has a chance to win with Love. Frye would lose no matter what
I'm glad that even if they do more repeats, they'll still always have to add another team to the mix since it's 3 teams in this game for every fest, so it's always slightly different
CREAM get the money
Shouldve been Faith vs Hope vs Charity. That'd be a kino fest.
WE NEED BIG MAN TO WIN THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!
GO FOR LOVE!!!!!
Shiver bros I think we're going to get a lot of good art for this one
get comfy
>3DPD
Now i'm unsettled.
i don't want art of shiver being a prostitute
We definitly need more of Shiver showing off her toes.
>not Wealth, Fame, Power
We just had Power Wisdom Courage
YA YO YAAAHH YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DREAMIN
Love and fame carry the same problem, unwanted attention. Give me the comfortable stability of money so I can abandon the rat race and live for me.
Based take. Some of us just want to be left alone
sex sex money money power
I've been very lucky with the bosses this rotation, got 4 with barely any games in between.
Got 2 gold out of them which is nice too.
Damn that's some good luck
Love for sure.
>Love vs Money in Splat1 Love and Callie won
>Money vs Love in Splat2 Love and Marine won
Will Love get the threepeat?
Love > Money
I think. Money makes life and survival easier. There is safety and security in money. But love adds some of that too, and love is the only thing that can solve crippling loneliness.
Fame however is something I actively do not want. I wouldn't be posting on an -anonymous- image board if I valued fame.
How much money for a loveless night in bed with Shiver?
Money!!!!
What kind of love are we talking about? Romantic, platonic, familial, self, passion, love of life, world peace?
Likely romantic is what most people refer to with love. World peace is a separate desire altogether. Familial love basically comes free (ideally). Love of life is too generalized. You could just say “Love of X” for about anything. It’s romantic love, a spouse, partner, husband/wife girlfriend etc
Big man wants love because a big rapey manta ray incel
Thoughts on the new Ink Vac?
Rarely ever do you get a full charge with that thing
what’s the minimum charge look like?
not sure myself, been seeing only full charges so far
Its crippling weaknesses remain. But it'll be nice to actually have the potential for real power when you manage to avoid being shut down. They actually buffed it more than I thought they would.
If they’re not going to give us the option to release the blast early, the least they could do is give it some invincibility while it’s firing briefly to prevent it from being brute forced by say a crab tank.
Yea, it’s in the same position taticooler was before where no matter how much you buff it it’ll still be shit due to a fundamental issue that no amount of buffs can fix
Unless we get a rework of the special or a big metashift, there’s 0 reason to use it over any other weapon. Especially since every kit that has ink vac also has an alt. non ink vac kit that’s infinitely better solely because it doesn’t have ink vac
>Especially since every kit that has ink vac also has an alt. non ink vac kit that’s infinitely better solely because it doesn’t have ink vac
There is no Charger that has splat bombs but not Ink Vac. Sadly.
I haven't played in 2 months, what the frick is that music?
ska
Frye’s teams are usually chocked full of morons but I expect it will be even worse this time around. Imagine the kind of clout chasing wannabe e-celebs who will pick fame. This team WILL sabotage you in tricolor due to their stupidity when they are your allies
Expect to get a lot of mirror tricolors as fametards will be bigfoot level non existent
>people saying love will win again
Love isn't being paired with a cute girl this time so I doubt it.
If Shiver had Love then hoo fricking boy it would have been a blood bath
alright israelitei-I mean shiverbros let’s go get another win
imagine joining the pool but playing SOLO
just leave and stop flooding the notifications tab with your solo playing ass
love won last game so i will choose love
What does it mean when teammates fist bump on the win screen? Is it just being on each other's friends list?
Means those 2 players are the top-performers of the team. To fistbump you gotta both have 3 gold medals, standing next to each other, and have compatible emotes
Interesting, guessing that was added in the patch
No, it's been here since the start of the season.
It’s been in since sizzle season started. Hell, it was shown off in the initial reveal trailer. Where’ve you been?
I just started this season today after an extended break, even ended up missing the last two splatfests because of work.
It means the two players both earned 3 gold medals in the match and have compatible win emotes.
>each one has 3 gold medals
>have compatible emotes
>next to each other in the results screen
goddamn goo tubers are really obnoxious to fight now
same with shooters, the game just feels unnecessarily harder
With money you will always need the other two
With fame you can get the other two if you play your cards right
With love you don't need the other two
With money you can buy food to eat and not die
With fame you can die on the inside
With love you can just die
you're so full of shit lmao why do you need fame if you have money? Or love for that matter?
I've been in need of love for a very long time. I've been hanging on a thread recently and I don't know how I'll come out of it, I don't want self destruct but everything just seems impossible.
At this point they have to be giving Shiver gimmes on purpose.
As a reminder, Love won both times this Splatfest theme came up before.
Yes, but they didn’t have the power of shiver behind them
That was also on the older Splatoon 1/2 scoring systems.
Where's the poop option?
This one is unironically tough to pick. Definitely not fame though
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msNQpoChcK8
I already now what it is just from the embed image lmao
Frye's design looks fine in 90% of fanart, but whichever people are responsible for her in-game model should be fired, the face was a complete blunder.
>off model fanart is good
peak shit design
>even the official artists can't help but try to hide some of her forehead
>that Big Man
untextured frye looks like something off a B horror
I wonder, if over multiple patches they slowly made her forehead smaller, would people notice?
nintendo autists are probably one of the most likely groups to notice random subtle file changes
You're obsessed. Every game that has a modding scene (so virtually every game) does the exact same shit.
she would be less fricking ugly so they probably will
The general public would take a little while, but dataminers would instantly notice when a patch inexplicably includes a frye model.
fricking hell
what were they thinking
Yea. Same with Pearl but its whatever. They're silly designs.
Shiver wins again
Money is the correct answer. But I'm picking Love. But Frye deserves a win
>Frye deserves a win
wrong
CASH
RULES
EVERYTHING
AROUND
ME
Tri-stringer CHADS how we feeling?
I'm definitely noticing the bomb damage increase, now they're comboing with stuff instead of leaving the enemy alive with 2% health. And the 15% run speed buff is equal to like... 2 mains of RSU I think? Maybe I should change my build, used to have 5 subs of it.
I guess im the only incel here because literally noone seems to choose love
Once you've experienced it once and have multiple heartbreaks and or "lovers" that make your life hell a lot of the magic is lost. I can live without it. But before you experience it there's this romantic fantasy we have of it being like a movie or fairy tale. I'm not saying real love isn't worthless, but people are hurting for money right now. Sometimes love just brings problems. Many people are barely making ends meet, don't want to work, etc.
Is the assumption that if you choose one, you can't have the other two? That makes it more interesting.
Money is the only one that is attainable for me
Begone st/ink/er.
that whole shop fusion collab was impressive, nintendo needs to hire those men
Damn bros, this marks the first time Shivers choice doesn’t happen to line up with my choice... I’m sorry Shiver, but I FIGHT FOR LOVE!!
No, you’re fighting for big man now, get with the times old man
homie, the king would fight for fame
thread theme
Fame GODS get a pretty good anthem.
based. love bowie.
still picking money though
imported from Ganker gremlins
any marie covers?
>It's not unintelligible squid language
Into the trash it goes
Money gets you both.
do dollars really look that now? my 1996 100 dollar bill looks different
No, those are all fake
>fame opens you up to love
Fake love.
>money opens you up to love
Fake love.
Real love does not need money nor fame. The order you acquire things should be love, then either money or fame after. Those two are the ones linked to each other, its common for money to lead to fame, and its common for money to come from fame.
Therefore the correct answer is Money OR Fame cause Love sure as hell won't get you either.
Love can't get you fame or money, but you also can't get fame or money when you start with nothing. Both fame or money can lead to the other, but real love only exists before you reached that point. If someone can't love you without money or fame, then its not real love. This is why love is the most valuable one, because its only real without the other two.
it's not real
If you pick money, remember to let everyone know by picking yellow shoes aka wearing gold shoes or using gold banner and gold badges.
>using gold banner
haha...
If you pick money, you gotta go gold dude, I'm gonna be rocking my gold rockenburg boots QR pure, with the gold Aviators.
Riiiiight, Gold Badges.
I have so many of those.........
You can wear your Big Run, Eggstra Work and a 999 EVP gold badge.
I'm poor and bad at the game, so I will be wearing my gold turf war, gold cards, and gold shell out machine badges lol
globohomosexual killed interesting splatfests
bring back the goyslop brand wars
i want a hello kitty vs my melody rerun
Knowledge
Wtf an actual cool theming for once???
Thank god it's not another food fest. We need some variety here. It's a retread of an old splatfest but that's fine.
Is there a faster way to climb fish sticks that I don't know about? I'm mostly timing letting go/reholding ZR to do this awkward ledge grab.
Looks fine to me.
If you want truly efficient it's faster to kill the fishstick while on the ground, let the snatcher come by and pick up the eggs, then kill it as the eggs fall to the ground. You can kill the boss faster but also pick up eggs easier. Sometimes it's better to climb though if your weapon doesn't have the range or you need to get to high ground
Yea it's usually better to kill it from the ground if you can but sometimes you have to climb it when the fish stick killing weapon is busy or unaware. It's also good to just have a good vantage point to see what's happening and decide where you're needed.
Sometimes it's a matter of priorities. There is also an inherent danger of trying to climb a fish stick when other threats are in the area. Trying to climb a fish stick while a flyfish or stringer is attacking you is suicide. Even a maws can catch you off guard and catch you up there. The vantage point can definitely be helpful sometimes, but sometimes it's a newb trap to climb it when there's other threats you should be prioritizing instead. Fish sticks are not unlike static enemies where you want to kill them quickly if they're near the basket and then see if you need to move on to something else. If you really need the eggs now then climb it and toss them down but be snappy because there's a good chance there's something else more worth your time
A majority of players that I told to, just don't do it. I don't understand why they say that, because whenever I play with someone that won't climb the stick, I always get to wave goodbye to the eggs as the snatcher takes them and flies away.
>just shoot the snatcher then
Eh no, when there's a ground swarm already surrounding the stick, you won't reach the snatcher, even if he flies towards you, the swarm usually will block him. I can't count the number of times players just expect the snatcher to easily get killed, only for their shots to get blocked by a steel head or cohoct being too close. Then they die, and get to see the snatcher leave with the eggs.
My real advice, through experience is, you either climb the stick and get the eggs, or just assume them lost.
>>My real advice, through experience is, you either climb the stick and get the eggs, or just assume them lost.
Shitter advice
>but it's HARD to kill the snatchers because...
skill issue.
The reason you want to kill it while you're on the ground is you can kill it much faster that way. Obviously sometimes it's better to climb, but if you have the range more often than not it's better to kill it on the ground. The longer that thing shits out ink the worse things will get. Kill it as fast as possible if it's over the basket and you can climb it afterwards if you really are paranoid about snatchers
Spoken like someone that's never played Salmon Run at all. If you spend 90% of the time at first killing stuff, and only 10% turning in eggs, YOU are the problem when you miss quota.
Also, as for "skill issue", I call that for people in Salmon Run who literally die to everything:
>Player: "OH NOES there's a stinger at shore, and I can't reach them, guess I'll just die"
>*Me, squid rolling the stinger the whole match, NEVER DYING, and turning in half the eggs by myself*
>Player: "OMG NOOO there's two flyfish now, I give up"
>*Me, squid rolling and dodging the easily avoided missiles from two flyfish, EASILY, while LURING a maws to the basket, and constantly moving to turn the scrapper so my allies can shoot it, and turning in all the eggs by myself*
Honestly there should be some sort of test to be allowed to play Salmon Run, something like:
>You must play the entire wave with 1 flyfish, big shot, and stinger all active at the same time
Because if you can't do that, you are bad at the game. You suck. Stop dying. In fact, just stop playing salmon run ENTIRELY, you are BAD and make playing the game SUCK. Like just don't die. Problem frickin solved b***hes.
like someone that's never played Salmon Run at all.
So much projection in this post. I'm not dying, I have max hazard badge, multiple 999s. I do quite well for myself. I don't know why you're acting so hostile over what is a subjective approach to dealing with one boss enemy. Every situation is different. Every situation calls for different protocols. I never said I don't deposit eggs. Just calm down lol
Sorry for venting, that's how freelance is, and it sucks.
From what I have experienced there, its always yellow suits that suck the most.
Freelance is shit.
Play with the pool and we'll make your lives easier. We're not always active but if you can catch the night owls you can have consistent win streaks as everyone understands what they're doing for the most part.
Freelancers makes me want to quit playing sometimes. I'd say take a break or play with the pool, whether it's this one or inkgen, but I can vouch for poolsclosed salmon runners.
>Honestly there should be some sort of test to be allowed to play Salmon Run, something like:
>You must play the entire wave with 1 flyfish, big shot, and stinger all active at the same time
spoken like a true moron
Spoken like a true person who dies a lot, that's baby tier easy to deal with. If you die whenever any two of those is active at the same time, your bad at the game. Simple as.
>I'm mostly timing letting go/reholding ZR
The shoot button? Or did you mean ZL?
I meant ZL yeah. I'm aware you can also shoot to cancel the momentum too.
love vs money splatfest is back.
can you anons post some art of the previous love vs money splatfests?
>Just finished making a gear set specifically to be used with the painbrush, with lots of main saver, ninja squid, and object shredder
>they buffed the in consumption by 25%
So how deadly is the painbrush gonna be now?
hopefully deadly enough for them to brella the entire class
Have they added any new weapons since season 2? I never found one I could vibe with so I stopped playing
they added a new brush and blaster
Two.
>Painbrush: slow/strong brush
>S-Blast: Blaster with long range when shooting on the ground, short range when shooting in the air
Plus new kits for existing weapons.
Are these lads finally good?
they were never bad, they're just on meh weapons
Eh, I'm finding myself having much more fun with the chump weapons then I do with the kraken weapons:
>Clash Blaster filters shitters, and I have respect for people who can kill me while I'm using it
>Nzap is fun for the double bomb trick, where you throw an auto, launch the chumps, and throw another auto bomb after
>Dualie Squelchers was always fun for me, and while no bomb sucks, its still lots of fun to use.
I'm still mad heavy splatling's alt kit got stuck with krappen.
Maybe by the end of the game's life it'll get a splashwall/killer wail kit.
We still have an alt kit coming for both pain brush and octobrush, and I'm kinda hoping we get Kraken on one of those.
The fact that they only added one kraken weapon this season is bullshit
I don't know why you guys even want kraken weapons, after they fixed its broken applications in tower control/clam blitz it just became extremely clear how bad it is at actually killing people, at least compared to the current iteration of ultra stamp.
I just like Kraken bro.
I agree, kraken was so fricking cool in 1 and even still just cool before it got nerfed/"fixed" in 3 but they really kneecapped it hard and gave it to weapons that it negatively syngerised with like heavy splatling
I think it'd suit octobrush better
>Just double bomb with the NZap
Black person, why stop there? throw in a a main and a few subs of Ink Saver Sub and you'll be raining quadruple Auto Bombs on them b***hes.
>captcha: WPM00T
I didn’t ask if they were no longer bad, I asked if they are finally good
Did bows fulfill a niche or are they just meant to look cool?
bows fullfill a niche since launch, the niche is just pretty specific and they weren't too good at it due to crap kill power
Wait; if it sucks at fulfilling a niche doesn't that mean the niche isn't fulfilled?
frick being pseudo, whats its strength?
Bows like jr exist to make the enemy's life insufferable. They could fullfill that niche but you would have to absolutely sweat your ass to do that.
Acid reef-lux is pretty good for turf war
Tri stringer and reeflux are completely different in practice. The latter is a paint support that farms special. Stringer is a chip damage/harassment anchor weapon that can shoot behind cover from sniper range. Its closest comparison is probably the explosher.
Seems really quick off the heels of the last one. Between this and the closeout week I barely even have to play to finish my catalog.
>Money
Could help you by allowing you to improve yourself in areas where it's not possible without money (like a therapist) but you could also end up mismanaging it
>Fame
Depends on the type. As long as you can capitalize from it its the most potent option but also the hardest to make work. With fame CAN come money and then self-improvement and then love but that's ... very unlikely
>Love
Safest choice? No. Love isn't enough for a relationship. You gotta be a decent person already to make this last. It's also the one that can hurt you the most.
Money seems to be a good choice IF you're smart with ot
It's unironically love.
test
Are they ever going to figure out a new ranked mode to add?
Uhh your challenge mode, sir?
probably not
they probably see challenges as a suitable replacement
and they might've been if there was always one active
I still want one though
There's already 5 game modes, all competing for players and rotation time, and every weapon/sub/special/ability needs to be reasonably balanced for each mode. I'm not sure an extra mode would be good for the game, at least not when weighed against what that development time could have otherwise been spent on.
A new ranked mode wouldn't be splitting the playerbase, it would just be added to the rotation. That said, over half the maps in the game need major overhauls to be any good so I would prefer they get on that.
OP's balls just dropped.
alright i'm opening a salmon room if anyone wants to join. sent an invite in the pool.
rotation's in 15 minutes, might as well wait until then
good point. i'm twinning for now until rot.
>Frye has the worst choice again
They’re doing this on purpose right?
the choices could be
FRICKING moron/a beautiful angel/DUMBASS Black person
and frye would still lose, it doesn't matter at this point, her debuff is now too strong to be overpowered
Shiver's shit should have more points
Why is this a thing, you would think Frye would be associated with shitting
that artist draws all of the idols shitting prolifically, Idk why that guy is acting like it's just shiver's thing
aww yeah gurl gimmie da chocolaaaaaaaaate
hoo nut
Money talks
ok salmon room going up for real now bros
3/4
that was a very early boss so I'm up for another
physically cannot understand the mentality of people who answer anything but love
>realism LE BAD
>realism
i am a real live person and not a bot
I literally cannot imgine choosing money or fame over the love I feel with my girlfriend
it is the greatest hing in the world to me and brings me to my knees like nothing else
that's because you're an entitled shit who never had a single money problem in life
Ive been 'card rejected buying hot dogs' poor
I would rather go through that together with the unfettered love and affection I get from my gf than to never have to worry about money but be eternally lonely
>he thinks his gf won't abandon him the second actual harsh times start, as it happens most of the time
incelology
First relationshit?
like 4th
28 btw
How many years? What makes this one so special
2
it just is, its different
>>it just is, its different
wow such passion, you should write a poem about it
i dont owe you shit you play splattoon
Go have sex with your girlfriend homosexual.
People pretend it's love
People act like they want fame
But mankind is raised to want money.
Love for my waifu
ggs guys
Whoever keeps giving my wife such terrible choices should be taken into an alleyway and have their kneecaps caved in.
I'm actually mad. It feels like scapegoating at this point.
>Fire types
>Sweet
>Milk Chocolate
>Aliens
>>
choices
Fire types suck, the frick you on about
milk chocolate is the only non-dogshit pick here moron
Holy fricking cope.
Fire types are extremely popular. Nobody was expecting Water to win. Fryegays always inventing new copes
>Holy fricking cope.
get taste shitlord
though you are a fryegay so you genuinely cannot
>Nobody was expecting Water to win
everybody was expecting water to win because big meme's tryhard team only loses if vastly outnumbered
what no one expected is for water to actually get more popularity over fire, guess either average pokegay acquired taste or nobody wants to join frye's shitfest team even if they like the choice
The shill and chocofests I'll grant you, but how the everloving FRICK did Aliens lose?
They choked in battle. HARD.
How did bigfoot win pro when there was only two people voting for it?
They average clout based on the relative percentage of players.
That's where they all went to
Big Man’s teams generally always win pro given its not a sweep. It’s weird but I guess that’s who majority of tryhards pick everytime.
I recall 90% of my Tricolor Matches as Ayy were mirror matches
I call foul
It was the same for Nessie because bigfoot was non existent. If you cant find all three teams then it becomes a mirror. The same thing will happen this fest when zero people pick fame. If you want less tricolor mirrors, pick fame.
I did make a hollow promise to myself that I'd join another team should someone give me a better option, but I can't abandon my Sensei in good conscious.
Us nessie chads were just better
I think they've more or less realized three way Splatfests were a failure and are just giving Frye the worst options so it's essentially a two way Splatfest with a Green Party option.
Is Splat3 getting worse over time? Why do I feel like the designers don't know what they're doing? Kit additions, maps, and other additions are always mid or kinda garbage
I won't say it's getting worse but it's been stagnating quite a bit. Content very slow to roll out and devs are playing it very safe with these balance patches, but also showing favoritism towards shooters and neglecting all the other classes. They are also insistent on these tetris block level designs.
honestly even if they just started taking inspiration from tetris blocks that aren't the line or z/s blocks it would be a marked improvement
Good news, their next inspiration is an L block mirrored diagonally.
The main issue is they only want one major meat grinder. They want to funnel all players through one area with no other options. They don't want open levels and they definitely don't want people to have flanking options. It certainly seems intentional.
Not to mention none of the levels really have anything interesting or unique about them. Many of them feel like clones of each other and don't have a distinguishing element about it. Even if the levels sucked, if there was some unique gimmick they'd be more fun. But no, it's all very sterile and samey.
Some of the old stages add some much needed variety, but I really miss how the designs followed the theme of the stage and lend to the fact these are supposed to be normal areas where kids are having turf wars.
That's why I miss stuff like Kelp Dome or even Arowana Mall, the king of SOVL Saltspray Rig. Not necessarily good levels gameplay wise, but I just like the environments and the unique designs of each one. They were fun in turf wars at least.
>Deep Cut will break up because Frye and Big Man think shiver is rigging the fests
Why do all of you connect the Love option with romantic love? I have money but I would give it all if it meant my dad could be cured, or to have a loving, intact extended family involved with your life.
Why would anyone pick team fame? Being famous would be awful
A good portion of people only really think about the highlights of being a famous individual. Thinking it'd be an easy way to money and influence. Not everyone realizes how nice it is to be just another face in the crowd sometimes.
Maybe I'm just weird but Limelight came to mind for me first.
It’s crazy that people can still be so bad at SR
I still have no idea how to survive glowflies, I usually hope the rest of my team carries me through it
>This splatfest will only encourage/fuel those gay/yaoi posters
Remember to do your duty and report any and all groomer homosexual shit
I pay $20 a year for this shitty online service so at the very least the nintenjannies can do their job and clean up all this trash
Has there ever been any point in time when you didn't need to report splat3 posts?
Last I checked we're back on "full of" posts
If old memes are coming back already, I expect a return of the Animals.
At least it wouldn't be gayposting
If we end up getting a new King Salmonid in September expect a return of poorly drawn Salmonids.
>they haven't bailed to JP Splatfest region
COME HOME WHITE MAN
I can't read Japanese.
SHE'S FINALLY GONNA TURN GREEN
>homosexual says they're going to deactivate their Twitter
>See a post from them a few days later in the square
I had a slight bit of hope
Last splatfest I saw that homosexual dancing and it sent me into a chudcel rage. Absolutely ruined the fest for me
you should know by now nothing they say is genuine and that they are just attention seeking homosexuals, they will say literally anything if it gets them attention
>"Guys I'm gonna deactivate waahh"
>tons of comments pile in "NOOO don't delete I'd miss you!" Etc.
>Attention successfully obtained
Cute
I should know better, but frick it, pay me.
I want to say Love, but I'm getting tired of being on Big Man's teams and losing all the time. Not just the Splatfest, but the matches in general.
I would rather die than give that fake Octarian the satisfaction
Why the frick isn't money green??? Frye stuck with the worst color and theme
Unironically love. Because anyone who wants fame really just wants either love, money, or both. And if you have love do you really even need money?
>And if you have love do you really even need money?
Yes moron how the frick are you going to afford life's necessities like food and shelter?
>errm i'll just get government assistance
yeah but that's still money and it doesn't matter how you get it, you need it for living in this world
Yeah but that doesn't mean you really value it. It's like an obligation forced on you.
At this point I'm genuinely convinced that Frye is an ugly pajeet due to corporate diversity mandates, and the devs give her all the shitty options during Splatfests purely out of spite.
Post more squid israelites
You mean jellies?
is there a blacklist of people who we should avoid playing with?
Yeah they're all on st/ink/
Finally a good theme.
Money man here, dont care about others so fame is useless and im just too selfish and dead inside for love.
Money doesn't buy happiness, but it does buy stress relief
You're better off working at a better place at that point. Sadly, Deep Rock Galactic doesn't have any openings in Squidland.
Cope cope cope cope cope
Frye was gifted free wins with Aliens and choked hard to fricking nessie, choked to fricking white chocolate, and was gifted one of the easiest choices with Sweet, her only win. Popularity wins fests. She’s been given what should be the popular team in multiple occassions but still choked. Nobody likes the ugly gremlin and Frye will keep losing, deal with it.
the true cope is aliengays thinking they had a good pick
It was the most popular team. Yet somehow nessie was near identical in popularity. Still lost conchs and popular vote though. That should have been a free W for Frye and the only time the most popular team lost in Splat 3.
alright that's enough of that
ggs
dude, love is gonna win in a landslide.
Moneychads will bribe the officials
>rich but unknown and unloved
>famous but poor and unloved
>loved but poor and unknown
I'm taking the first option
love, ez. the other 2 can be earned
Frick this where's big run
September, most likely featuring King Salmonid 3.
Hopefully it's not as bad as spillway.
spillway was my least favorite but I got used to it.
Guess I'll be 100%-ing Pikmin 4 until then
During the new season with a new king being added. So a month+ away
OI YOU
SHUT YOUR MOUF AND LOOK AT MY WAD
Without a doubt, love for the third time in a row. Granted, I'm not a tiny jap so I didn't play the first one but it's still the team I would have chosen. Lots of money is great, but it means absolutely nothing if you have no one to share it with. It is love, first and foremost, that drives me to play Splatoon. I loved the first game so m much, it made buying a Wii U worth it. I loved it so much I bought 2 without a shred of doubt, and loved that game as well. I love the game play, the characters, the silliness, the aesthetic, the lore, and I just plain love the series. And above all things else, I love octo daughter. This little baby has brought me joy I never knew I could have. Even if love loses round 3, I will have no regrets. Love is all you need. Holy shit, Frye is going to lose so fricking bad.
WOP YOUR WAD
WOP YOUR WAD
WOP YOUR WAD ON THE COUNTER
>All those meaningless words
Wow, I think I despise you
Only a monster thinks love means nothing.
I can’t wait for discord squads to show up this splatfest
Just play in Pro mode then bro
the squid is very tired. she is eepy. the quibl has had a very long day of splatting octos and wants to take just a small sleep. she eeby and neebies to sleebie. skood sleepy and need bed by time. the squid is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleehjy little gal and needs to go to beb. she is ver tired and needs to slep. just a little sleejing time as a treat. squidoodldipple neebs to slek for twired cepho. just a lil gal. squoodabbadoo needs his beaty sleep. look at her go! she yawn bib cause she skeegy. neebs to falafel asleep. ni ni time. goodnight, ms the squid.
why is no one playing today
Fame
I don't even love myself, let alone others, and I already have money.
>I already have money
paypal me a grand or so please
always big man
dont care what the option is
what is the official Ganker team?
It's usually Shiver.
Shiver's, hand in hand with Twitter and Discord gays
The one (you) didn't choose
It's over.
The prostitute group or the gold digger group?
It's kind of funny that they swap the order around to suit the idols' personalities, I always assumed they were just forced to support whatever they ended up with (like Callie being on team Naughty).
>it's a jet squelcher plays like a total pussy episode
>search up how to get 1 million coins for free in splatoon on youtube
>video starts with notepad and this playing in the background
>love
Well, time to walk into the square and start reporting the gay furries and troony posting
Damn it, you're right. All those self-absorbed twats are going to flood the plaza with this shit. Everyone's going to work together to cleanse the streets of this filth.
Damn. And I usually praise splatfests for temporarily drowning out that shit.
Just gonna have to start working overtime.
Still doesn't have best girl Biollante, but I'll give credit for having based Goro.
>love wins
I fully expect gayposting. More than usual. Money for me.
A woman after my own heart
>I love Pizza
>But I need Money for Pizza
>Therefore, I must join Team Money to fuel my Love of Pizza.
Team love is for romantic love.
What happened to that one guy who posted about money and Irish Spring Soap?
Wake me when this is one of the Splatfests.
Fame CHADS where TF we at???!!!
>Money
Charisma vacuums coping by pretending the best option is the one that also doesn't require charisma
>Love
Normies desperate to convince themselves their land whale 3/10 wife is something to be proud of
>Fame
Actual sigmas that don't give a frick and literally end up on the news for doing whatever
my wife is a 10/10 to me, and that's all that matters.
Can't wait for Splatoon 4 where they'll introduce a fourth idol where we can have FOUR splatfest teams and we have this same splatfest theme but with the fourth one being depression or some shit
So that you'll finally have something to rally behind?
This theme exists as a test to see if the popular team always wins by reusing a theme where the unpopular team won (in the JP version). Even though it's fricking obvious that this is the case
>tfw already on the path of love
Why are so many players with high-mobility weapons allergic to actually moving around?
scared of dying
You die less if you move around.
I never said their logic made sense
Dead game
Expecting another new Salmon Run Map right after we just got Junction would very pretty silly, huh?
I take some new GrizzCo Weapons. We still need that GrizzCo Splatling and Roller.
It would be silly, but it is still what we deserve after all the other ways they've been screwing people. But yeah, it probably isn't happening until chill season. At least there's an increased chance of getting a shop update.
oh hey it's you you playing tonight?
If you'd like. Though I'll be real, it'll probably only be a boss or two.
I was also going to do a boss or two.
Better hurry up, then, we already got 3/4.
I think we'll get a new king so probably no map, if there is a map it'll probably just be like lost outpost or returning nothing new
If you say money, you're a canaanite dog.
If you say fame, breasts or gtfo.
If you say love, you're an incel.
Sweet, let's do it.
Picking love cause I love woomy and veemo feet tbh
Whew, bit of a scare there with glowflies. I said it last night, this is not the perfect loadout or stage for them. But it works, I guess.
Holy shit I should have picked up bamboozler sooner, this weapon is custom built for spastic morons
Yup, still getting cannon waves. What is it with this shift?
None of those hold any importance to me.
more cannons waves
Sheesh, not every day I have to use my special on wave 1. And then use it again for the same reason on wave 3.
>failed my suicide bombing by an inch
SHIT
Wow. I can not remember the last time this group wiped on wave 1. This is a really, REALLY bad glowflies loadout.
Git gid
>got sniperwiter on high tide
This is the shit I live for.
I've been enjoying it on low tide. Salmon got nowhere to hide
Aaaagh, we got too greedy at the end. But it was also the only way we could get the last eggs. Damn.
I already have two of those, so logically fame, but I don't want to be famous.
Oh thank god for that wave 3 geysers. Wave 2 was bad enough.
MOTHER FRICKER
I see nobody learned anything from the Past Splatfest from 2
Went a little sideways there, but 24 seconds isn't bad for that fug. Just so many damn flyfish. The fact both me and the other guy died five times each is a testament to how insane these games have been. That dude is almost always on top of everything. Fun games, still. Thanks for the good time.
>Koichi is even a midget like Pearl
It's fricking perfect. Bad eyes on Yokaku, though, shouldn't be a squid.
Going to try for 999 on this upcoming Bay rotation, seems like a good chance for it. Also really loved being on sniper support during the high tides.
Great games, see you next time.
Good luck to you. Maybe I'll be around for part of your climb
Oh man, I just took a look at it and I'm dying to give it a shot. That loadout looks amazing. The deciding factors will be both luck and, more importantly, time. I really, really, REALLY hope I get enough time to at least attempt my first 999 Marooner climb. It won't be pretty, but nothing there seldom is.
>Also really loved being on sniper support during the high tides.
I'm telling you, man, high tide on Sockeye with a long range weapon is great fun. Nothing is beyond your reach.
>on the receiving end of a 360 noscope revive
I feel so honored.
ggs. fun games all 'round. and we reverse jinx'd it so we got a bunch of glowflies instead of cannons
>we reverse jinx'd it so we got a bunch of glowflies instead of cannons
I genuinely don't know if that was better or worse. At least glowflies is exciting, even if the chance of failure is substantially higher.
>someone drew a post about Charlie from All Dogs Go to Heaven loving money
Unfathomably, incredibly, indubitably based.
>I can't think about all gigs to to heaven without thinking about the dead girl and some homosexual with a weird fetish even though I liked the movie a lot
Sounds based though
Fame: Discord Team
Love: Team people pick becaus wof the ink color
Money: the one people actually pick because of the choice
Oh cool, a post about Heart from Mad Rat Dead for team love. It's nice to see this amid all the stupid shit about love wins.
>2 others with them being homosexual for each other
God fricking damn it. It's bad enough the only threads here are made by disgusting furries, now I gotta see that shit in my game.
Thread gonna die, so it's sleepy time. See you guys next thread. God, I hope I get the opportunity to get 999 on Marooner's Bay. Night.