Splatoon 3

Did you join the correct team?

>Zombie is brain dead Shiver cultists and that one guy that actually likes zombies
>Skeleton is memelords and timmys
>Ghost is patricians and japs

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rattle 'um Boys!

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >europe got the splatoween gear before america
    The tides have turned.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they even have to give it through news? It would be easier to just give it as soon as you update.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are the costumes live for the US yet?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I got mine

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i picked ghost

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You also picked the ugly ass haircut

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course a Black person like you would

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Black person picks the spook
      Can't make this shit up.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      gonna pick ghost team too so we can play again
      cheers

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ghosts are just the lingering spirits of troons who ACK’d themselves. Pronouns: was/were

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like your ancestors.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        YWNBAW ghost troon, not even in the afterlife

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ghosts are the objectively correct answer to the question presented

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe Nintendo Europe gave us the masks before Splatoween.

    I picked ghost.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Team Skele-Bros

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    In your head, in your head…
    ZOMBIE!!! ZOMBIE!!! ZOMBIE-IE-IE, Oh!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHIVER SEX

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      God she's so fricking flat

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        D
        F
        C

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be Squid boy
    >Get tall tan Octo gf
    >childhood squid girl friend is sad

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me and the zombiegawds chilling before the fest

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget to check your game to get your hats and banner

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's still not up for Amerifatts

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i have them, so that means they are. i had to restart my switch.
        also help me decide which which animation is spookier/more intimidating

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Restarted it, it's not there. Are you sure you didn't get them from the japanese/euro news?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            have to go to the news, the happy splatoween button

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It wasn't showing up until like 1 minute ago, just checked it like 5 times and now it finally popped up

              How do I get a mask

              check the news tab

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Left, it's important to flex that cool mask

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          what coat is that

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Witch outfit from the Octo girl amiibo.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    LETS GO TEAM ZOMBIE

    Not giving into Peer Pressure and Gaslighting!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      King.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I accidentally chose skeleton, I’m gonna fricking lose

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get a mask

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Random Salmon next week during fest.
    Featuring Grizzco Splatana and Brella.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice, would've been good for a 999 if I didn't do it last time. Random weapons are fun

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gone Fission can't stop winning

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >grizztana
      Frick yeah

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're not going to work in halloween night right anon?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll get ruler in the fest then switch over to Salmon.
        I just don't really like Turf enough to keep going past that.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just want the gold idol badges

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >during Fest
      What the frick are they thinking?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        "We want people to play the game this weekend."

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        "We want people to play the game this weekend."

        I suppose the good news is all the Timmies will be busy Arrogaying it up in the Fest

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          My experience has been the opposite. The people playing salmon run during the fest tend to be the timmies tired of going on a 0-50 losing streak so they decide to shit up salmon run and derank every misfortunate soul paired up with them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?????

      At least it's fission

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOW TO GET THE SPOOKY HEADGEAR
    >On your Switch home screen, select the 'News' icon
    >Scroll to the Splatoon 3 news story titled 'Exclusive Splatoween-themed gear and banner!'
    >Select 'Start Splatoon 3' from the bottom of the news story
    >When your game has loaded, head to the Lobby and boot up the Lobby Terminal
    >Select 'Get Stuff' to redeem your Splatoween gear and banner
    boom

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any spooky bros up for some turf war? wanna dab on some timmies in my new costumes. maybe on the stage rotation

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lets do it
      Turf room up (can only stay for 15 minutes)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        shit my console was in sleep, resend

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can I join for a bit?

          resent

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can I join for a bit?

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Halloween Costumes!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which is your favorite?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't really think of anything for the mummy.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i really dont know wat to do with 2 quick respawns

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      die a lot

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        GGs Turf

        which i have been, but it overall its really bad
        gonna have to grind for more chunks to change it

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          GGs

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What team do I pick? Skeleton or ghost?

          GG's

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            how come you frickers are so undecided between teams? i knew I was team zombie from the get-go, you've had weeks to think it over

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ghost for the correct answer, skeletons for the memes. It’s quite the toss-up tbh

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >LE SANS UNDERTALE MEMES!
                yeah just pick ghost moron

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The only skeleton he knows is sans
                Frick off zoomer

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know more skeletons than that but anyone picking a team for the epic memerinos is a bonafied zoomie

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ghost for the correct answer, skeletons for the memes. It’s quite the toss-up tbh

              >LE SANS UNDERTALE MEMES!
              yeah just pick ghost moron

              I was thinking about going skeleton but I don't want to be stuck with undertale zoomers

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon you're playing fricking splatoon you're going to be stuck with undertale zoomers no matter what team you pick

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Join Mr. Bones and the splatfest will never end.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ggs spooks

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >already got a conch shell
    yeah it's kino time, let's grind some opens this week for maximum conchs

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your average skeleton zoom zoom

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The answer is obvious.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t play as often any more, so forgive me for being slow on the uptake. Did the damage radius tenta nerf effectively nerf flyfish too?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't believe so.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, would have been nice

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone wanna kill fish next map change. Need a break from Spider-Man and Mario

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. I just stopped playing Mario to do the rotation

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which game is better so far?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mario is pretty nice but the upgrade stuff is weird and Spider-Man is also pretty nice and I liked the Harry stuff so far but maybe I'm just going through superher fatigue cause I liked the first one more. I also hate peters face and wished they kept the old face

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im opening up a zones room upon the rotation

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick i have to choose between winning for shiver or killing salmon with an epic sword kill me

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shiver gave the best argument for choosing her side

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She always does

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      TRUST THE FLESH!!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      as always
      Shiver always gives a rational-ish argument
      Frye always gives the "heart" argument
      Big Man always either stutters like a moron or gives a non-argument argument and just says words

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zones room open

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's up just want my bonuses and a boss
    3/4

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did you get the mummy mask

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOW TO GET THE SPOOKY HEADGEAR
      >On your Switch home screen, select the 'News' icon
      >Scroll to the Splatoon 3 news story titled 'Exclusive Splatoween-themed gear and banner!'
      >Select 'Start Splatoon 3' from the bottom of the news story
      >When your game has loaded, head to the Lobby and boot up the Lobby Terminal
      >Select 'Get Stuff' to redeem your Splatoween gear and banner
      boom

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      start the game with the news post on the switch home screen

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you want back in let us know I’ll open it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a communication error, i thought the room shut down

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Opening back up
        Nogamiiiii

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who tf runs respawn punisher on the aerogay?

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shoe'em off rate and hate.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jackets fits great woth the mask. Shoes not so much

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shoes not so much
        Yeah, any ideas?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe field duck boots or a pair of moto boots?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zombies have skeletons inside of them so Skeletons > Zombies
    >Skeletons have Ghosts inside of them so Ghosts > Zombies
    Thus;
    Ghosts > All
    Team Ghost!

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    good god that aggressive playstyle

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of my time in nam

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, least we managed to put up more of a fight

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Felt like I couldn’t even touch anybody

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >start clam blitz series
    >lose 2 matches immediately
    >resume on rainmaker
    >win the rest
    Rainmaker is so based

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thread theme

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      REAL thread theme

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mean

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actual Thread Theme

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >solo team wipe

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >don't want to join Zombie
    >Shiver is most likely going to win
    this is painful, always at the mercy of waifugays who don't care about the actual choices

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cry harder fryegay

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      vote for the theme dipshit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Team Ghost is the one expected to win moron

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My brain is telling me zombie but skeleton also seems tempting, I can't decide

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enter the Bone Zone

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Choose skeleton if you want to lose

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to have sex with shiver

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good games SR.

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good games clown and 3 orange suits
    I had fun

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you wanna retake mid on barnacle you have to clear them off our platform. the side route takes a while but it's your best bet, just lob bombs and build special before diving in

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow forgot the image, going to fricking backflip off a building now.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >clangays appear
        >demolish them
        feels good

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice we can use the shell-out between matches. Don’t have to leave the room when hitting max cash

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn’t know there was max cash

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Months of grinding and grizzco payouts.

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Opening a turf room if someone wants to join
    Farming Splatoween gear and kraken badge

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll join if you have a spot after this series

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seems it's just you and me so I'll go and you join me when you're good. We can play against each other this way, it's more fun

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alright, i'm ready
          107 points away from rank up into S, I'm dreading it

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            S is nothing you got it bro

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't think too much about it, just keep playing. Gj on making progress

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Somehow we can't use the jukebox between matches

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I swear that artist draws Frye's eel fatter and fatter each time.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gg’s SZ, gonna grab something to eat

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went with Zombies. I feel like they should be the least popular, which in turn should hopefully mean shorter queue times against the other teams.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you're probably right about that, but even least popular teams somehow wind up facing mirrors

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol nice finish

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s what she said

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That kraken kill tho

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Booyah!

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    CLOSE MATCH
    GG SZ bros
    Happy shirou day as well

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GGs zoners

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GGs turf bro

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      GG

      Which team did you pick ? Shiver ?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man nothing looks good with the mummy head wrap.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your squid bone unslips bro? Your knotty bois bro? Your White Lo-Vert Hi-Tops bro???

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They look terrible

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They look better than those black boots you had on

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not with everything together. The boots are fine.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Veemo crotch....

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't ever reply to me again.

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder /ink/ won

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the masks have made me realize I want face accessories and hats to be able to be used at once for cool combos
    you can just have it be so you pick which of the gears abilities you want to use

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are the best shoes to pair with the pirate hat and annaki anchored coat?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any kind of boots or old style leather shoes a seafaring pirate would wear

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BTW… Mummies are a subset of Zombies
    If you wear the “Undead Head” gear…you are supporting Team Zombie!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zombies wish they were half as cool as Mummies.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mummies are just dolled up zombies

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i would die for her

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's already dead 4 U

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          the corpse bride

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda sucks we can't wear whatever tops we want for the splatfest. Anyway this is mine currently.

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The consistent 3 shots on painbrush is nice. Love this weapon.

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only an hour remains until she'll farming season lads

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      thought we had until the star tof the fest

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      shell farming season already started doofus, you could pick your team over 12 hours ago

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's been going since like 2am this morning. Slowpoke.

        You're a bit late to the party

        Well shit that new, the voting has always been at daily reset time the Friday night before the fest, I would've been farming already if I knew that.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's been going since like 2am this morning. Slowpoke.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a bit late to the party

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    can anyone link me to that video of shiver running away from the dude and crab man i forget his name comes out to save her

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have the webm but I don't have the video on hand, some japanese channel

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        We should not have let the Japanese have access to SFM

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weirdly you can find some quality shit they so in SFM if you are willing to dig into it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            the webm posted is quality shit though

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'VE FOUND IT!

        love being a weeb thanks jisho.org

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Look at the top of her head

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >haven't played since last year
    >ranked down to S
    >go on a massive losing stream
    >was like 150 points from ranking to S+ now like 400
    What the frick? Was it always this bad in S? It feels like nobody knows how to play.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because most people that can play are in S+ and X.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now I'm kicking myself hard for not just keeping at it. Now I'm stuck in here with the scrubs.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're probably rusty too. In the process of climbing out of shitter land you should dust off your chops and get acquainted. Game rewards regular play

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SR room is open

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      invite

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the CARRY GOD

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 golds
    Wowzas GGs

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE'RE RICH

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GGs salmon crew, 3 golds

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    zones room 2/4 be here or be queer

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SR 3/4

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can’t you join grizzco from the lobby or vice versa

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hate gorge

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this other squigga doesn't put on a pirate hat I swear to cod...

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    'ate gorge
    don't 'ate nu-mahi
    luv zones
    simple as

  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zones full?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alright, guess I'll do series then

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually someone just dipped, room for 1 more

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        A dude just left out on the pirate hat and join us

        Too late it's going

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        A dude just left out on the pirate hat and join us

        Oh someone jumped in as soon as it opened anyway. no way I was gonna get in

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A dude just left out on the pirate hat and join us

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SR 2/4

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wish I had the cost

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=yFwPMQBXWu9cUNYZ

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mummies blown the frick OUT by piratechads

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zombie is brain dead Shiver cultists and that one guy that actually likes zombies
    Zombies have the best game ever made, therefore they're the logical choice. But I'm willing to humor arguments to the contrary, so by all means.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Game would have been just as enjoyable if the zombies were replaced with skeletons.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I peeked into the skeleton timeline and that game was trash

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And? They didn't make it with skeletons, they made it with zombies. And furthermore, no a lot of the amazing kills you can perform would be nowhere near as fun with skeletons.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >best game ever made
      That's not Phantasy Star Online Episode 1 and 2

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you didn't even play those, so what do you know?

  85. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's always gonna be that one ceph.

  86. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry but you gays dont read the fine print. its what would make the best friend
    zombies are braindead
    skeletons are chillin
    ghosts can give you a blowjob

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zombies are the only ones with insides moron and it’s what’s inside that count

  87. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    “We have the annaki anchor coat at home”.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of these is not like the others

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imma be the swabbie cause I can't fricking aim

  88. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  89. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game matched me against the same silver x-rank snipewriter player on scorch gorge 6 times and every game has been instant knockouts. I’m running double cash, i’ve earned nothing, and i’m not having fun

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >playing scorch zones
      do you hate yourself that much?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The advantage state as a sniper is almost unparalleled if you can secure the center. Not to mention mahi-mahi

  90. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    we got 2 2/4 SR so we should just merge

  91. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The frick you doing here Str1d3r? The fact your mother died of embarrassment not enough for you to drop the game?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go frick yourself alright

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you should honestly have a nice day, sad human being

  92. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got comm error'd..

  93. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t throw enough bombs that game sorry bros if I had thrown more bombs we would have won

  94. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does payaso- never play with us?

  95. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn all the picks are pretty good. Skeletons is probably going to win because memes though

  96. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I joined Shiver because until the pattern ends, its the only logical choice:
    If she wins, her reign continues uncontested, and if she loses, someone else finally gets to win a splatfest instead.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re a gay
      I hope your switch bricks itself before the fest

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't point out how my logical conclusion is wrong. People say they don't want Shiver to win anymore, but then they pick other teams and try to fight her, when like 90% of Japan are hardcore loyalists to her.

        what?
        you realise shiver hasn't won every splatfest right?

        Well yeah, but she wins nearly all of them, and with Japan always picking her, that's not gonna change until the rest of the world outnumbers Shiver's team.

        And Frye will still lose

        It’s a universal constant

        Kek sad but true.

        Everyone's gonna pick either skeleton or ghost, and then Japan will pick Zombie and the results screen will be "shiver has a 75% in popularity WHAT A SURPRISE LOL"

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >then Japan will pick Zombie
          does japan really give a shit about zombies? I feel like they'd be more into ghosts because of all their yokai and how often they appear in their media, I feel like I don't see as much japanese zombie stuff in comparison to their yokai/ghost shit

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Japan just picks whatever Shiver picks, the splatfest topic doesn't even matter lol, Shiver sweep won't seem to end until literally everyone picks either Frye or Big Man and fricking MURDERS her team in a fest, but until then, the world will be split between the frye choice and the big man choice, while Japan picks Shiver and causes her to sweep again.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Japan just picks whatever Shiver picks
              lol okay, explain white chocolate then because it definitely wasn't people outside of japan mass picking it

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                What? You dont remember Grass and Dark Chocolate winning 60% popularity?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nipponese are picking ghosts
          They even had a ghost godzilla movie
          Never seen zombie gojira

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >90% of Japan are hardcore loyalists to her
          Oh no no no no no

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >90% of Japan are hardcore loyalists to her.
          Japan chooses based on what the Splatfest options are and Japanese social media was looking like 50%ghost and like 15% zombie

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what?
      you realise shiver hasn't won every splatfest right?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She’s (Rightfully) won the most

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And Frye will still lose

      It’s a universal constant

  97. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never know where to stand in this moronic map. Why'd they put a giant base in the middle of the zone

  98. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    those guys were really scrappy and really laggy

  99. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Team Resident Evil
    Team Castlevania
    Team Silent Hill
    I choose Team Zombie because Shiver has amazing armpits. Speaking of armpits, have you licked your cephs armpits for your and her sustenance today?

  100. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys have an opening?

  101. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chord vs chord two

  102. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Global splatfest were a mistake.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >add option to change splatfest region
      >all fests are global
      nice feature nogami

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having 10% of the world swing the bulk of the vote is pretty BS.

  103. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    finally some fisting
    feels good holding out against double inkjetters

  104. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blaster gorge

  105. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it I choose team ghost

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you give up the ghost too homosexual

  106. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were a god send in the first splatoon. Were the best weekenda not having to deal with nip chargers and luna blasters

  107. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Like the Octo hood best
    >Looks like shit with the splatfest tee

  108. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    real theme for skele/frye bros

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      incredibly based aesop rock enjoyer

      BUT WHEN THE POOL GOES COLD IMMA GHOST

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do you listen to that shit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          shut up zoom zoom

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your music taste is shit, but i've never liked hail mary or aesop
            Massive attack is better

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  109. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i seriously cannot choose one this time
    i like all 3 themes
    what do i do? i'm mostly torn between skeletons and ghosts, but zombies are cool too

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flip a coin and choose between Skeletons and Ghost. Zombie is the cancer choice.

  110. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's all from me piratebros, I'ma leave before we get anymore scorch gorge. GGs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah GGs pirates

  111. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GGs splatzones bros
    I played sz for 4 hours today and did nothing of value at all today

  112. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WILL choose team skeleton because I'm an Undertale zoomer.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since when are skeletons associated with zoomers? Skeletons are the epitome of based, and are too widespread to just chock up to undertale zoomies. This is forced.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny to annoy skelegays with. By far the most meme spouting group out of the 3.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Skeletons can be both funny and cool, and we are all skeletons. I think they are the objective best choice here, but so were aliens and look how that went

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Skeletons are pretty cool, and if ghost wasn't an option I would probably be on that team.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's zoomer secondaries themselves deflecting.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since when are skeletons associated with zoomers? Skeletons are the epitome of based, and are too widespread to just chock up to undertale zoomies. This is forced.

      shut up zoom zoom

      It's zoomer secondaries themselves deflecting.

      Why do you gays act like you aren’t zoomers yourselves?

  113. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zombiegays and SkeleBlack folk don't stand a GHOST of a chance!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Team ghost? More like gay clowns.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        wrong, clowns are zombies

  114. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lose a turf by literally 1p
    ouch

  115. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone up for turf at rotation?

  116. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Frye and Big Man always the based options and Shiver is the obnoxious options? I don't even dislike Shiver, the other 2 are just cooler. I guess Shiver really is just coom and nothing else.
    I wish all ghost and skeleton chads a good splatoween, i can't participate because I'm out of town but I would've been a ghost chad for sure.

  117. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm choosing skeleton
    >Frye's outfit fixes her unironically and is even more footgay core
    >Dinosaurs are skeletons
    >I'm an undertale zoomer
    >Even though I'm a girl I still get boners sometimes
    I wish there was a mummy top though. Zombie is tempting because shiver deserves it for finally showing feet. I love this halloween already

    Captcha: 2YY2XX

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      YWNBAW

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I made 5 troonyposts without getting ywnbaw'd in a row so I ascended sorry thems the breaks.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You ascended because you just ACKed yourself.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fryetards are unironical underage troony footgays
      holy reddit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you a black female by any chance haha?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Even though I'm a girl I still get boners sometimes
      what the frick does this even mean

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        he ywnbaw

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh wow are fryegays actually trannies? incredible.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            fryetards have been a designated troony team since first splatfest

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women don’t get boners so probably a troony

        t. Sex haver

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't know if this was some zoomerism that the kids came up with it

          Falseflagging shivertard.

          We have better things to do than falseflag about fryegays. They implicate themselves enough already.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women don’t get boners so probably a troony

        t. Sex haver

        he ywnbaw

        I give the benefit of the doubt and choose to believe it's mental boners.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >benefit of the doubt
          >of women actually posting on Ganker
          Trannies are unironically far more likely. The benefit of the doubt should be that she's a woman (male).

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          mhm

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      While this is one of the rare occasions where I'd not being going with Team Shiver but ever since the Zelda splatfest I have wanted her to step on me so I understand your logic here.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most mentally sound frye fan

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Falseflagging shivertard.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. fryetard troon desperately samegaygng after being btfo
        truly pathetic double digit IQ creatures

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't know if this was some zoomerism that the kids came up with it
          [...]
          We have better things to do than falseflag about fryegays. They implicate themselves enough already.

          have a nice day

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but you don't even know how the t. works, homosexual

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            trannies lost
            love lost
            frye lost
            total fryetard genocide

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sound off, queen.

  118. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    skeletor is my homie i will fight for him

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skeletor, despite his name isn’t a Skeleton
      He’s got a fleshy body

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm on recon and I can't find who the frick asked.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I found him in open earlier

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tell him to go frick himself.

  119. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zombiegays be like

    ?si=RRLLuagVoLnNlTf4

  120. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting on you wringer

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      God damned lazy wringers!

  121. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    all i need is fryetards to not somehow get conches again because not getting conches would mean a guaranteed 0 point fryetards loss that's way too overdue

  122. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's what I'm talking about woo

  123. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit that map was PURPLE

  124. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    big man fans suspiciously quiet rn

  125. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    fryetards vote against their own economic interest

  126. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta take a break GGs rainmaker

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      GG you did good

  127. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good shit, guys. Also those laggy ass tetras

  128. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw one wave goes to hell and you get wombo combo'd to death 3-4 times and you end up looking like shit no matter how well the rest of the rounds go

  129. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, GGs rainmaker room

  130. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since the last update, I have slightly longer loading times on start up and when there's a new rotation. Did someone noticed it too ? To know if I should try reinstalling my game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I've noticed it too, playing on cart so I don't think it's an install problem I guess they just made something less efficient when they updated, hope it's fixed
      or I also haven't turned off my switch properly in a while so maybe it needs a proper restart

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I tried restarting but it doesn't change anything. I guess it's the new patch, they must have done something. I have a digital copy of the game and it's installed on the Switch so I knew it wasn't the SD card. It's not a big deal but it used to be faster before the last patch so I was wondering what is happening.

  131. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went Ghost

  132. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    official zombiechad theme

  133. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get gold Aerospray on team for final game of S rank series
    >they go 1-10
    >lose
    Hahahahahaha

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      piss ball

  134. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gayfox in enemy team
    time to bully

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If only he was reading these threads and could post a screenshot of his enemy team

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who won

  135. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Shiver actually show off her feet now with this costume? Got any screenshots? You know, for laughs. haha.

  136. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >those creepy sounds in the boss's room in the frst splatoon
    how did they get away with this?

  137. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Open ranked, 2/4.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you match against nip during midnight, you will be in a great fright.

      >just finished ranking up
      >>>>>>>>>>clam shitz
      nah

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't improve if I don't play it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clam blitz is the worst gamemode, yes worse than tower

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post rank

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              how, what weapon

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Splat dualies

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                How come you don't play in the pool?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                teehee

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                ?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because of that one homosexual

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The blacklist schizo?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bingo

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >letting one shitposter prevent you from having fun with anons
                That being said I don't really blame you either

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I probably should’ve been a bit more specific, the schizo and people who behave like him are why I don’t play in the pool. I’m pretty sure that avatargay above me had a meltdown the other day, and I don’t want to involve myself with that shit. I’d rather play a match and be done.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I get it but I've formed a camaraderie with some of these anons I've played with regularly. For me the benefit outweighs the cons of having a schizo namedrop me. The occassional meltdown is also kind of funny but some people here are genuinely mentally ill with borderline stalker behavior

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is it one shit poster? I always took the impression it was a few. The main blacklist one I haven't seen in a while, though the one that's mad at that tournament gay seems to still be at it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The main blacklist one I haven't seen in a while, though the one that's mad at that tournament gay seems to still be at it.
                Well it's always hard to say for certain. There's some copycats and what have you that just shitpost every now and then for a laugh. The actual blacklist schizo is from /vg/ I'm almost certain.
                As for the tourney "schizo", based on what I can tell it seems he really did participate in the tournament and has gone full schizo. When I confronted them on it they didn't want to namedrop themselves saying "I don't want everyone to stop playing with me". That kind of high school drama backstabbing type shit turns me off of the idea of doing another tourney altogether. I know majority of people who participated in the tourney were chill but all it takes is one homosexual to ruin the fun.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hopefully they were just shit posting about actually being in the tournament. From what I've seen in threads was that he was obsessed with that guy before the tournament even happened. Was fun to actually watch our guys play even if we didn't win. Be fricking gay if that never happened again because someone really hated one particular player so much.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                they were just shit posting about actually being in the tournament.
                Well I'd hate to bring more attention to it but now I'm starting to believe he was in the tourney because there was a specific tourney chat where things where said that wouldn't have been heard otherwise, and there were very little people in the chat who could have seen it, so it removes the possible suspects down to a pretty small amount.

                So it's almost as if like there was a...mole? who had some kind of obsessive tendencies from the beginning. Or someone was disgruntled over a scheduling issue but a lot of it DOES seem pre-meditated, it's very bizarre. I have a couple theories on what the actual explanation is, but according to this tourney anon he's mad because he wanted to be on tower control, which reduces the suspect list even smaller to the point where I'm pretty damn sure I know who it is. A lot of the schizo posting over this player did start as the tourney started, so yeah it's a bit suspicious. Point is this is stupid drama and a waste of everyone's time, I'd rather not have to play the guessing game of who is the fricking "mole" of the group, how fricking stupid is that.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Other than earlier this week people seemed to have been doing a good job of ignoring them at least. If that keeps up hopefully they'll stop and finally get over it. Overall very homosexual and just cruel at times. I don't think that player did all that bad considering the circumstances to deserve the shit they been getting.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't think that player did all that bad considering the circumstances to deserve the shit they been getting.
                What's hilarious is if it's who I think it is he's really in no position to shit on the other guy, typical shitter complex.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I really hope that anon isn't who I think it is.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was one of the tourneygays, so that really sucks to hear of it's true, especially because everyone seemed so cool

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, it's shit because I know majority of everyone was cool as shit.
                My thoughts are if you have a problem with someone, just say it to their face instead of doing this anonymous backstabbing like this, how pathetic. Anyhow I don't want to go accusing anyone or stir distrust among the group, but just explaining why I might be hesitant to join a second time because I can do without schizo "drama". Still, let's keep these open rooms going, I like that trend

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Somebody really needs to find out who the blacklistgay is.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are many theories.
                But it's definitely a longtime poster from /ink/. One guy a few months ago went on record of saying he just does it for (You)s but lurks both pools obsessively. Apparently he doesn't want poolsclosed to turn into the cesspit that /ink/ is, and the fact that a tourney was being played against /ink/ really seemed to drive his schizophrenia up the wall lol. It might really be that Gibbs guy who started namedropping people during the last splatfest. Apparently has some schizo tendencies in the Yugioh threads around here as well, and also did some crazy shit that got him ran out of /ink/ a while back. Either way frick that guy.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I kneel

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You've been blacklisted months ago, Squid. No one will play with you.

  138. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rate this guy's fit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >black skin
      2/10 and i'm being generous

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post hand

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
  139. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still don't know whether to pick skellies or ghosts
    MY TIME IS RUNNING OUT. FRICK.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I ended up picking ghost. Didn't want to be stuck with the timmies in team skeleton.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What [...] said along with a lot of the earlier post in this thread. Doesn’t matter what skeletons you like you’re on the “DUDE SANS” team going with them
        Besides, ghost would be better friends than skeletons

        I really am leaning towards ghosts. I technically have until tomorrow afternoon, but I think I'll make my choice way sooner than that. Helps that I'm debating on buying some ghost pokemon shit.

        We'd better be getting some comfy ass Christmas music after they've put this much effort into Halloween

        Way ahead of you

        Love this shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What

      I ended up picking ghost. Didn't want to be stuck with the timmies in team skeleton.

      said along with a lot of the earlier post in this thread. Doesn’t matter what skeletons you like you’re on the “DUDE SANS” team going with them
      Besides, ghost would be better friends than skeletons

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Skeletons would probably be great to party with but Ghosts are definitely the better long term friends. Zombies is just a moronic fricking answer.

  140. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We'd better be getting some comfy ass Christmas music after they've put this much effort into Halloween

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Way ahead of you

  141. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A man's best friend is a dog. Dogs are smart but they're not THAT much smarter than a zombie. Think about it for a moment.

  142. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, do we all agree now that clam shitz is the worst gamemode?

  143. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it, I'm making my call. I can not resist my ghost homies, I'm going Team Ghost. It's really going to suck not fricking for clickety-clack, but I've spent way too much time busting ghosts and loving them to not pick them. It was never going to be a bad decision, but I gotta do it. I'd be letting my ghost buddies down if I didn't. Plus the spooky purple ink is a great color, and I love Oogie Boogie Big Man. Though I am still fond of spooky orange ink, too.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not fricking
      NOT FIGHTING. I meant not fighting! I really need to get in the habit of proofreading, shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your veemo instincts took over and has shown its true colors.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's really going to suck not fricking for clickety-clack
      Ghost sucking instead

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dammit, should've opened the game earlier to get through the dialogue. Wish I had more than 1 image with ghost pokemon.

        Your veemo instincts took over and has shown its true colors.

        >Not fricking for clickety-clack
        Made me chuckle

        Yeah yeah yeah. Though fricking may be accurate depending how bad team skeleton is. I expect only the most insane opponents for Zombie.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a zombie man, I respect your decision. Skeletons really got it bad being tied to Frye.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not fricking for clickety-clack
      Made me chuckle

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got my daily win now back to wonder

      Finally made you decision huh?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I see you fellas are wearing the proper garments. I'm proud of you.

        Yup. It was rough, but in the end my love of ghosts won out. I love spooks, I love spirits, I love Ghost pokemon, I love specters and BOO.

        Try disconnecting from the internet, connecting, going to news and if it's still not there restart your switch after

        I already did that! Guess I'll try again.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also it was buried under a bunch of other news for me, so scroll through it all

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thank goodness the posts aren't entirely dumb shit. Just saw Nyehehehehe, the zombies' letter from PvZ, and THE PIZZA, HE-MAN! EAT IT! Love it.

            Alright, give me a bit.

            >I see you fellas are wearing the proper garments. I'm proud of you.
            yep we even had a full pirate team in splat zones earlier, even defeated a full mummy team. Was kino

            Good shit.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just follow the splatoon 3 channel so you find it when they do this shit again

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alright, what do you guys think.

                Phantasmagoric Determined Spirit?
                Or Phantasmagoric Soul?
                I'm leaning towards the second. If only I had ghost, then it could be Phantasmagoric Ghost. Perfect for my team. Also someone drew this little sweetheart enjoying candy and my heart can't take it.

                I already do, it didn't help.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Second, the other one is long winded

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Perfect, got my veemo all decked out in the swim reaper mask. I know I just praised pirates, but I couldn't resist her being ghost face. Kind of a shame that the mask face doesn't change color with your ink. I know they were going for the Cthulu look but it really feels like a missed opportunity. Especially since it looks really good with the default octo girl curls that look like an extra part of the mask.

                My thoughts exactly.

                >I already do, it didn't help
                Really? I checked on the channel when I couldn't find it and it was the first one that showed.

                Point being it should be on the front page to begin with. The fact I had to dive into the channel itself is asinine.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Point being it should be on the front page to begin with
                No it should be in the game when a update happens and not through the fricking news section where no one looks

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not wrong, the fact they don't just distribute it in-game is stupid as hell.
                >the fricking news section where no one looks
                But I check it all the time.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lmap

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I already do, it didn't help
                Really? I checked on the channel when I couldn't find it and it was the first one that showed.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but it's fricky. I was already following the channel and it took a while for mine to show up, even after restarting and all that crap. News tab is just shitty

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I see you fellas are wearing the proper garments. I'm proud of you.
          yep we even had a full pirate team in splat zones earlier, even defeated a full mummy team. Was kino

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you look on the splatoon 3 channel?

          I've saved more zombie shiver art than any previous splatfest art thus far. They're pumping out some good stuff and it just keeps coming

          I'll be honest. I like Frye more, but Shiver is too sexo to ignore. Still nothing compared to the Squid Sisters though.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Here it is. Didn't show up after the restart, but it was probably there the whole time and just had to go find it. Who the frick is in charge of this shit?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Who the frick is in charge of this shit?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick yeah, I am now officially spooky. Though I don't have the Ghost title, which is annoying. Nothing like Spirit or Specter, either, though not sure those are even in the game. I had initially wanted something like Super Scary Daughter or some shit but that doesn't seem to be in the cards. I have Soul, maybe that can work for something.

                It was the BLURST of times?!

                Did you look on the splatoon 3 channel?

                [...]
                I'll be honest. I like Frye more, but Shiver is too sexo to ignore. Still nothing compared to the Squid Sisters though.

                I've clowned on Frye a fair amount but I can see her appeal. I don't outright hate her unlike some of these chuds. But it is true that I associate her with twitter freaks now unfortunately. That's not really Frye's fault, so I can appreciate her character for what it is, wrinkles and all. They did a good job with her costume I think, all of their costumes really

                Frye didn't deserve her hate, but sadly now there's a shitty hivemind of both sides of the argument. You hate to see it. At least her costume was nice.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've clowned on Frye a fair amount but I can see her appeal. I don't outright hate her unlike some of these chuds. But it is true that I associate her with twitter freaks now unfortunately. That's not really Frye's fault, so I can appreciate her character for what it is, wrinkles and all. They did a good job with her costume I think, all of their costumes really

  144. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that the dust has settled I think we can all agree that Woomy Daughter is in fact the Best Daughter!

  145. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game started with me in purple ink
    Oh shit, it knew.

  146. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    join sr i want the bonuses and conch shell

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      is there still room? i figured you'd guys fill up fast

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it filled

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, this is a great loadout. Usually I expect this sort of thing on Gone Fission.

        So did I, but I nabbed it. Sorry, man.

  147. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet, there was a spot open. Was afraid I'd missed my chance for dem conches.

  148. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, no way we managed that last one. I remembered to use my new emote!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That reef came in clutch

  149. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    no way we got a king in two shifts. what meter were you guys at?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i started empty

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mine was empty, just started this shift.

        If we all started with 0, that was a 10% chance of a king spawn at 8/20 meter. Neat

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you got it in the second shift, it means you got it at 4/20 because the king appearance is determined when the shift starts

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mine was empty, just started this shift.

  150. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >12 bronzes
    Aw, wienersuckers. Still, that was a fantastic game. I think killed like 8 maws or something. Those motherfrickers be way too sneaky.

  151. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was embarrassing. Ow.

  152. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pop inkjets hoping to get lots of flyfish
    >they all take a goddamn year to start up and almost my entire special is wasted both times
    FRICK YOU

  153. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I knew we were in trouble when wave 3 was fog. This is been oddly brutal.

  154. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's my whitelist
    Pearl is number one but the rest are in no particular order
    Marina
    Shiver
    Callie
    Marie
    Frye
    Captain 3
    Agent 8
    Agent 4
    Trumpet Octo
    Octozons
    Squid Maid

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's just my harem (and me [captain 3])

  155. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Despite my many frick-ups, that went pretty okay. Nice job on the top cannon. I usually take that myself, but you weren't half bad there. I'm up for a third boss.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm taking that mage, God that's cute

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm the only one without the Splatoween banner and it's bothering me greatly. Why the hell didn't the article appear for me, I restarted and everything.

        Damn right it is.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have to look for it. I had the same problem earlier

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is someone really high EVP or something? That's like the one time I wish I didn't have tri-stringer, because holy hell.

            I see.

            >Nice job on the top cannon
            Thanks

            I know was something of a douchebag to you a few days ago, but it wasn't out of hate or anything. Just a bad day. You did do really well the other night, after all.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I know was something of a douchebag to you a few days ago, but it wasn't out of hate or anything. Just a bad day. You did do really well the other night, after all.
              It's all good, no hard feelings man. I like playing with you

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I gotta stop talking. I complain about maws, and the game immediately besets like 4 upon us.

                Really? Sort of figured I'd soured anything after what I did.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I laugh whenever you get pissy. It's hilarious.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The pure ecstasy of rolling out of a maw's jaws, killing it, then killing another that was gonna take one of you guys out is nothing short of beautiful.

                Damn prostitutes. They'll get what's coming to them.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                My god the roll delay on the gloogas is brutal

                No, people have their bad days. I don't really get angry at people

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goddamn steel eels, man.

                You're a bigger man than I am. Yeah, gloogas taking some getting used to. I like them for the damage they can deal, but they've definitely got downsides.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nice job on the top cannon
      Thanks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nice job on the top cannon
      Thanks

      we nonverbally talked it out to see who should get it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        For the love of criminy, stop with the maws. I think I've killed 20 or so already. They keep sneaking up on my ass and I keep seeing them almost get you guys when you're dealing with something else.

        Nice.

        Guess there are no open spots I'll go back to mario wonder

        Sorry, dude.

  156. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    any open spots for SR?

  157. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    all the silver badges look like ghosts. but which ones are the most ghost

  158. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys get hit with the moron stick that round? lol

  159. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guess there are no open spots I'll go back to mario wonder

  160. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    shit I forgot to do my daily win

  161. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is the rotation so far? Can the freelancers handle it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gloogas are awkward to use well but they're still fine if you barely use turret mode. Other weapons are good. I think it's freelance friendly. Every weapon is at least decent at painting so you don't have to rely on others for that

  162. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  163. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Come on guyyys

  164. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >two wave 1 wipes in a row
    What the fresh frick

  165. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  166. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We did it

  167. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GGs guys, time for bed

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      GGs, playing with joycons since I need to clean out my damn pro controller and so i'm playing worse than normal

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Make sure you use contact cleaner and not just compressed air

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I just ordered some, going to be taking them apart and cleaning em out proper. Have repaired stuff on my switch before so it shouldn't be an issue

  168. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really bad scale luck today.

  169. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all bronzes again
    RNGesus can kiss my grits. But hey, it was a pretty fun session Though really damn brutal, holy shit. Just look at all my deaths this last game. My only defense is look at my power egg count. I did all that for you guys. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find out how to get the Splatoween shit. Good games.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try disconnecting from the internet, connecting, going to news and if it's still not there restart your switch after

  170. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frye looks good for once
    Ghost is based
    But I'm picking zombie because I'm locked into Shiver forever after making bread for her

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Shiver simp.
      I've gone with Team Shiver every single time except Bigfoot lel, but it's genuinely because her interests aligned with mine. Now, this particular fest I'm not too passionate about any of the subjects but realistically I do like zombies the most, I don't give a frick about skeleton memes but I can respect skeletons. Ghosts I don't really care about. Luv zombies, luv green, luv shiver, 'ate trannies simple as.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        SEXO

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've saved more zombie shiver art than any previous splatfest art thus far. They're pumping out some good stuff and it just keeps coming

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well, Share the Wealth yo!

            I need too keep updated too!

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm behind the curve, I already have that one but all the stuff I've saved is just from these threads. I'm not really the one to follow artists on pixiv or twitter or whatever, but if I see a good shiver image in here I save it. Few times i've lurked /ink/ they seem to post a lot of new art pretty frequently so might want to check there if your fiending for more

  171. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man i'm not big on team Zombie, but they have the best theme song

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh. I do have Determined Spirit. That could be ghostly with the right adjective.

      Marvelous taste right here.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Callie is Shaggy
        > Marie is Velma
        > Marina is Fred
        > Pearl is Daphne

        lol

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Deep cut needs to be the villains

  172. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  173. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still haven't played one Splatoon game and about to buy a Nintendo Switch.

    Is it okay to start with 3?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 is honestly better because the maps are better and the DLC is the best single player experience but 3 is the most active and isn't "bad" but has a couple issues mostly with map design and really slow updates.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely

        Number 1 tip is don't turn gyro controls off. They are the key to gitting gud at this game, but it will take some acquainting. Play the story mode which is a glorified tutorial and it will help you get the feel of it.

        1 is shutting down soon and 2 is a bit of a mess right now so yes, 3 is the game you should jump into. These are games that are fueled by regular updates and events like Splatfests, so you want to jump in on them while they're fresh. Splat 3 is halfway through it's support with a year left of free content updates to go, but there will be support afterwards I'm sure for at least another year or so if the previous games are to go off of.

        Okay, thanks! Are there any hopes for Splatoon 4?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hopes as in what we expect from the game? It's definitely coming, Splat 3 broke sales records in Japan, it's one of Nintendo's most successful properties right now. Chances are a new Splat 4 is coming on the new console, likely around 2025 I would have to guess. So if you want to wait till then you can do that. Some think a new animal crossing is coming first but Splatoon games are much easier to churn out.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you do get it and intend to play with us just know that homosexuals like

          Don't expect anyone here to play with you unless you have 100 hours of game time

          , the blacklist gay, and the clique gay (pretty sure it's just one assmad anon) are just trying to stir shit and should be ignored.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2 is honestly better because the maps are better
        2 has its handful of shit maps though and the balance is atrocious in that game, not to mention matchmaking is near dead. Don't recommend that to them. The DLC is solid of course but you have to buy the base game to play it, which I don't think is a good investment at this point in time. Just jump into Splat 3.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely

      Number 1 tip is don't turn gyro controls off. They are the key to gitting gud at this game, but it will take some acquainting. Play the story mode which is a glorified tutorial and it will help you get the feel of it.

      1 is shutting down soon and 2 is a bit of a mess right now so yes, 3 is the game you should jump into. These are games that are fueled by regular updates and events like Splatfests, so you want to jump in on them while they're fresh. Splat 3 is halfway through it's support with a year left of free content updates to go, but there will be support afterwards I'm sure for at least another year or so if the previous games are to go off of.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't expect anyone here to play with you unless you have 100 hours of game time

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lying homosexual

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I saw someone at apprentice join a game and people played with them

          If you do get it and intend to play with us just know that homosexuals like [...], the blacklist gay, and the clique gay (pretty sure it's just one assmad anon) are just trying to stir shit and should be ignored.

          >Thinks a new player will immediately play salmon run instead of turf war
          No one wants to play with dead weight on pvp matches

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I will never play with newbies on turf war and you will never do it too. Stop lying.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've played with shitters and good players alike in the same lobby, no one cares. Imagine trying to gatekeep people out of TURF WAR. You're a tremendous homosexual

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I saw someone at apprentice join a game and people played with them

  174. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  175. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    More cute!

  176. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has nogami answered why the squids have boobs?

  177. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Strolling around the plaza and team ghost already seems pretty popular. Thinking big man sweep is coming

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now this is cool as shit.

      Certainly wouldn't be the first time. Though I am anticipating the zombies putting up a fight, since skeleton is by and far the biggest meme team.

  178. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ggs fellow pool freelancer

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good games, was fun playing with you.

  179. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  180. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, witch veemo. The best there is.

  181. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pineapple little buddy is always a treat. Or perhaps this time a trick?

  182. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  183. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  184. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Little crude, but I like the effort.

  185. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      harmony sexo

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I knew you'd say that.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'm not the only sexo poster, just a fellow sexo enjoyer

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Time to end it.

            Wasn't me but still SEXO

            I still knew someone was gonna say it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't me but still SEXO

  186. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna go to bed now, good night to anyone still playing. Grind up those conches and shit. Look forward to forwarding the cause of ghosts next week, though I don't actually know who's on team ghost aside from like one or two people. I'll found out soon enough. Later. Phantasmagoric daughter best daughter. Actually, I think I'll just make that my title.

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