Splatoon 3

Which mask are you going to wear on Splatoween ?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plague doctor chad reporting in

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      god damn right.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should shuffle the order of the stages in the rotation, Marooner's and Smokeyard back to back is over three days of shit map.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any late night salmon 999 grinders?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can still going if you need someone but I'm starting to be a bit tired. I'm currently a little below 600 evp but I started a couple of hours after the start

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's only me, but i'd appreciate the help
        up to you though

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was embarrassing

          Alright give me 5 minutes

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Much like the choices, it's really hard to pick. All of them are fricking great. Mummy, ghost face, plague doctor. Outstanding picks for costumes. Almost feel obligated to use the pirate one since I was on Team Pirate for Splatoon 1. But damn, it sucks they didn't bring back the original Halloween costumes. Jason was great, jiang-shi is always quality, and devil veemo is the cutest thing ever. Still, considering all we're getting it's not possible to stay mad. Halloween is so great.

            Hey, I remember this game! I saw from basket side and exploshed onto you. Those high tide games were hectic, but fun.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Send an invite

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sent

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do we feel about some anons in the pool that we have to carry in our SR or PvP games?
    Will you still play if 2 or 3 of them are in the room?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll generally always play with anyone
      HOWEVER
      if it is a day where I am grinding say 999, and the group I'm in can do nothing but lose, then I am forced to pull out. Usually I'll play till a king at least. If it's PvP I don't really care if they throw in open or turf to be honest, as the points gained or lost there don't equate to much if anything.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm willing to play with anyone but if someone starts whining about others while not playing that well either i'm ditching them because it's not fun to have 1 guy bring the mood down

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're already bringing the mood down with a warning like this kek

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not even playing right now

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        BigJohnbros...

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          more for me

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every now and again the pool will get people who think they’re hot shit, and they’ll throw their teammates under the bus before saying anything about themselves. It’s a great way to get immortalized as a meme, and also a great way to get people not to play with you anymore. I don’t believe in blacklisting/blocking, but shit flingers are my last choice when I play.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want that pirate hat so fricking bad.
    I want to embrace the salty seas
    Ghosts, Zombies, and Skeletons are all pirate material
    SO WHO'S ON THE SHIP LADDIES!?!?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pirate one looks the coolest and will look badass with the Annaki jacket. Plague doctor mask is cool too tho

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mummy looks cool, I'll go with that

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would Nintendo ban me for the name “MOVE TF UP”?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't ban transsrights so probably not

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SR 2/4

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice, laphi dying

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Staged AF, why would he just be standing there like that

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        We didn't stage it, and we couldn't.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    got back from work how's the rotation

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fairly mediocre.. Not like pure suffering but not really much you can solo carry with in this set.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a bad combination

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      BAD
      Why? No one here uses explosher or sblast. You can see anons struggling to use them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a team effort. It can be smooth and easy with the right persons or become a shitfest really fast. Some of the weapons are a bit technical to use, I saw someone using the S-Blast without jumping and not knowing how to use the explosher for mudmouth. The worst is the Jr. not painting enough and the glowflies are pretty hard

      I think it can be a smooth sail to 999 if everyone is doing his job

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit, that reminds me. In all those games we played, didn't get grillers a single time. Wonder how it is with this loadout.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not that bad. I got several but only one was hard but I think it was because we lacked some good aim. Didn't get them on high tide though

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            High tide sounds like murder, but otherwise it's probably alright. Though not much room for slip-ups.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Allright anons you're allowed to pick any four weapons for a rotation, what's your ideal set?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      All bamboozlers

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kino

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      jr, swig, explosher, tristringer

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sploosh/dapples, Splatana stamper, Snipewriter/e-liter, Dynamo/Flingza/Big Swig

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hydra/Stamper/Dynamo/Sploosh

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stamper, Sploosh, Eliter and Explo.
      It may struggle with Glowflies but it's incredibly strong against everything else.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, ho ho ho ho. Okay, I see your title and badges outside of Grizzco. Now I see what you meant when you said I'd know your team.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup. The team also works with dressing up as Jin from Ghost of Tsushima.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, that's what you were going for? I would've guessed Bishamon. Still, solid choice for team. I'm still really torn, two sides look really enticing and I have strong pulls to both.

        Sorry, we're not making any progress and I'd better get some sleep and come back fresh because I'm doing stupid mistakes (which doesn't cost us the games but still). Better leave now before losing points

        Good luck if you keep grinding. Oh and I clipped that maw death lol

        It's all good, i'll probably stop for tonight too so I can get up early enough tomorrow. Which death?

        Hope you guys were making some good progress. We were doing great earlier, but I was just so exhausted so I dropped out. Least we had some fun, eh?

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wanted spooky or frightening for title
    >not even in the game
    >there's only fearful and super-scary
    >don't have either
    This is hardly ideal, I'm not prepared for Splatooween at all.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, we're not making any progress and I'd better get some sleep and come back fresh because I'm doing stupid mistakes (which doesn't cost us the games but still). Better leave now before losing points

    Good luck if you keep grinding. Oh and I clipped that maw death lol

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's all good, i'll probably stop for tonight too so I can get up early enough tomorrow. Which death?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        right at the start of wave 1

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope you're ready for so.e hard-core farming tomorrow evening lads because tbe next rotation looks pretty frickin good

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What outfit goes best with the Pirate Hat? I need to show support to my Skeleton Pirate Crewmates.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >skeleton pirates
      >ghost pirates, Flying Dutchman
      >zombie pirates because anyone can become a zombie
      Pirates are so based, everything fits them.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Huh, never thought I'd see a James and the Giant Peach reference here.

        Also, Skele-Fry is cute.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, forget pic.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, forget pic.

          It was one of my more beloved movies growing up. Couldn't not mention it when talking about undead pirates. And I don't care what the Ganker hivemind says, Spooky Frye is cute.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shoes are definitely these ones

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Annaki Anchored Coat
      Any kind of boots that a seafarer might wear

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The red-and-white stripe shirt. It might even be called "pirate stripe". The Red Jojo shirt.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    no rooms?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll make one if you want . I just want one boss though

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm hesitant to enter as I'm near 800 EVP now and it will jack the hazard to an uncomfortable level, especially if we factor randos in. I'll just wait till tomorrow probably

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh okay fair

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm hesitant to enter as I'm near 800 EVP now and it will jack the hazard to an uncomfortable level, especially if we factor randos in. I'll just wait till tomorrow probably

            I'll probably be up early tomorrow for a bit, and then play more in the afternoon. I'm determined to get that badge, so you'll have a third 999er.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think you'll have more success with freelancers at this high evp, especially right now in the rotation but you'll have to deal with max hazard games

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I considered it, but I'm just gonna call it a night. Normally I like to do mostly freelancers once i'm 800 and beyond. Interested to see what max hazard is like with this loadout, probably pretty crazy based on the games I've had today.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Max hazard is fun shit. I actually like it a lot

              I'm a bit fricked right now because I'm below 600 evp and I'm gonna play in 6 hours I think after getting some sleep. Hope I'll find some decent freelancers to climb a bit

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of good zombie shiver art so far

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed, But still…we need more!

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    when are we getting shoes like this ingame

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >prostitute sandals
      Hopefully never

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick can you imagine all the snapped ankles if they put shoes like that in the game

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          they dont have bones

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shiver looks more demon or vampire than zombie. They really wanted to make her sexy huh

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They really wanted to make her MORE sexy huh

      Fixed
      …And Yes! Yes they did!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shoot. It occurs to me that with the Splatoween announcement, Side Order art is going to slow down to a crawl for a good while now. Oh well, a full month was still a lot, and gave me so much content. I welcome the upcoming spooks with open arms.

      What are you, new here?

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      relevant pic

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shoot. It occurs to me that with the Splatoween announcement, Side Order art is going to slow down to a crawl for a good while now. Oh well, a full month was still a lot, and gave me so much content. I welcome the upcoming spooks with open arms.

      What are you, new here?

      >They really wanted to make her MORE sexy huh

      Fixed
      …And Yes! Yes they did!

      Shiver sexo

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Callie Marie cute

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Still not a fan of the nose paint.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >that gut on frye
              she needs to lay off the grub and sweets

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo knows not what they unleashed by giving us Goth Shiver

    A Glorious Gift!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't kid yourself, they know exactly what they're doing.

      >that gut on frye
      she needs to lay off the grub and sweets

      Oh damn, I should've taken a closer look at that one. I really liked the colors and the lighting, but Frye looking a bit funky.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh hey, one of the OG artists from Spla2n! Happy to see them again.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute!!!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn right.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with the spooky sisters

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda dead tonight, isn't it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was very active earlier so it was inevitable

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good point, what with everyone trying for 999.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          sucks that your bad luck is preventing you from getting it

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Let's be real, the biggest obstacle is probably myself. Hell, compared to how it usually goes, my second try was pretty damn good. Lots of mudmouth waves, mostly success on low tides, brutal but entertaining high tides. Helps that I got teammates that know what to do. Though it does make me a bit sad because the first try was with someone I really like playing with. But even between us two, it didn't go very well. Still, sort of worked out in the end. I think I murdered like 30 steelheads with S-Blast and probably 20 maws or something.

            the blue is pretty!

            Very much so. I think I prefer it to the red.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I love that you can one shot the steel head with the S-Blast

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's cool, but I get really fricking nervous when I gotta shoot a steelhead because you only get one shot. Somehow scarier than just using a charger

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I get really fricking nervous when I gotta shoot a steelhead because you only get one shot
                If you're quick you can get two shots before it throws the bomb.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh really
                Might try that to see if it's easier. i think i'm gonna stick with taking my time on one shot, though.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've done it a lot It's tough but it's possible

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The funny part is when it first debuted on Jammin Salmon, I developed something of a vendetta against it because I felt the most vulnerable with it in that specific loadout. Not that it felt bad, but with how crazy shit got on that first shift, I was getting my shit slapped constantly. And now the tide turns, and it's probably the best part of the current loadout. Fancy that. Really, my only beef with it right now is not being able to shoot far while jumping. Small price to pay.

                It's cool, but I get really fricking nervous when I gotta shoot a steelhead because you only get one shot. Somehow scarier than just using a charger

                I actually find it way less scary. You can use it to clear yourself a path before trying it, and no need to charge up beforehand.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I always liked it. It became my second favorite blaster (first being Clash Blaster) for SR.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Chargers are easier for me since I like aiming at the bomb and not having to worry about lessers blocking the way or think about the travel speed of the shot. A charger can just swim in range to fire a shot and peace out.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The S-blast took a bit for me to get used to, too. But knowing how to use its high damage feels great. Sometimes a weapon you hate can be good if you commit to learning it. reeflux dislikers take notes

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >reeflux dislikers take notes
                You're going the right way for a smacked bottom.

                Yea, the first few games were very unkind. Do put blame on myself tho, being very active and gunning for eggs only the jr. is suited for that and it’s real weak at that. Rotation wasn’t for me at all

                We all have our off days, just how it goes. Though smokeyard has proven to be very, very lethal in comparison to the other maps so a bit more help on that end would be appreciated.

                >You fricking lunatic
                It's basically a very weak grizz blaster

                You mean the contender for worst grizz weapon? That's not much praise.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                still useful in SR

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                My delight with Ghost Big Man grows by the day.

                The most praise I can give is that I would rather have reeflux than ink or octobrush.

                Real off, yea, and an embarrassing display given it’s been a while since we fished. Hopefully it isn’t as bad of a clusterfrick next time

                We'll probably do better in subsequent runs. You'll see.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reef-lux is the best and octobrush is also good

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The noses look fine in art, but the models not so much.

                You using me to farm (You)s or something?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know how I am with the reef-lux and I really ended up loving the octobrush when it was available a few rotations ago.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well at least someone was happy with it. Octo is better than ink, but not by too much for my tastes. Painbrush still reigns supreme.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've pretty much mastered every weapon except for the explosher (it still gives me trouble) for salmon run.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Real off, yea, and an embarrassing display given it’s been a while since we fished. Hopefully it isn’t as bad of a clusterfrick next time

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yea, the first few games were very unkind. Do put blame on myself tho, being very active and gunning for eggs only the jr. is suited for that and it’s real weak at that. Rotation wasn’t for me at all

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hit one of my SR goals
    i'm taking a break

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, I like this very much.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the blue is pretty!

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I found you, faker!

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >someone's still drawing her
    Beautiful.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    S Blast is top tier at pretty much everything you'd want it to do except it is one of the absolute worst floor painters in the game. Thankfully the Jr is in the rotation to handle that job (if you're playing with people with functioning neurons anyway)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funnily enough, it's not too bad at dealing with flip floppers. A few well-aimed jump shots can fill that thing as long as you aren't preoccupied with other shit.

      I always liked it. It became my second favorite blaster (first being Clash Blaster) for SR.

      Took a bit for me to get over myself, but it is a very strong contender and great for the mode. Just gotta make sure to time yourself, like with dynamo.
      >first being Clash Blaster
      You fricking lunatic.

      Chargers are easier for me since I like aiming at the bomb and not having to worry about lessers blocking the way or think about the travel speed of the shot. A charger can just swim in range to fire a shot and peace out.

      Not a bad point. I've gotten so many kills on steelheads through crowds or just by being sneaky about it. S-Blast isn't really a sneaky weapon, though.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You fricking lunatic
        It's basically a very weak grizz blaster

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          A grizz blaster that doesn't blind you. So it's better

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    People really, REALLY like Splatoween Shiver. Hard to blame them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The design is frickin hot man, I haven't had my dick lurch to a character like that in a while.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >little buddy costumes
        I demand more of this.

        Suddenly I have a gargantuan craving for someone to draw Shiver dressed like Sadako.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I too late for getting into Splatoon 3?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, that sucks.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Splatoon 3 still has a year of updates left and we are half way through the games life cycle It's up to you if you want to get into it or not

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm siding with Skeelies and there's NOTHING you can do about it.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Freelance has been fricking hell. Guess that's what I get for starting so late.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream tonight that the appartment on the other side had a grand opening and it had some splatoon like style to it but I couldn't tell what it was.
    In front of the store they put a bench (in the middle where the road should be) and people sitting there directly stared at my windows.
    Now through the big windows I could see part of the store. It was very spacious with very little inside like those modern phone stores.
    I could very clearly see like a big couch or something that had two words with a gap on the backrest that read 'BREED OCTOLINGS'.
    Even in a dream I found this suspicious and basically woke up immediately after. Either because of that or the construction site noise.

    I never even played Splatoon wtf.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you should take your meds.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A couple of nights ago I experienced Tetris Effect with Salmon Run. I need to cut back a bit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This happens to me every time i go for 999. I could hear the engine of a scrapper driving around in my head last night. When I closed my eyes it felt like I was still clearing trash with the S blast. It will probably be stronger tonight but I kinda enjoy it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine letting scrapper live rent free in your head lmao

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't have a say in the matter

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uploaded 30 seconds ago
    I got a knack for finding these things hot off the presses.

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mask?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could do this all night, but I need sleep. Was fun chatting for a while there. I can get my 999 on smokeyard some other occasion. No doubt at least one person already got it. Good night, and don't go forgetting that spooky daughter is best daughter.

      I like the way you think, and I like that you gave me a witch veemo I didn't have before.

      I've pretty much mastered every weapon except for the explosher (it still gives me trouble) for salmon run.

      Love me some explosher. Can use it to safely deal pretty much every single boss, and to support your team from a distance. Really, the only downside is not being able to defend yourself all too well. But I manage to make it work, being slippery as frick and exploshing my feet. Works better than you'd think for getaways. But I digress. Night.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I might be too aggressive and impatient for the explosher. I always get swarmed while using it that it causes trouble for my crew mates. I need more practice with it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, unless you have the enchanted hat of course

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the thread for pumping to woomies and veemos?

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Mahi get shut down already?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pool is closed. You know what you did

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The swim reaper mask must glow in the dark, right ?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't the ink glow?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe it'll glow in your ink color. Woul be cool

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now I want that to happen.

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright time to go back to the grind. Let's see if today is 999 or not

    I need to get better at freelancing mid to high evp. I play too much with the pool these days and while I can see I improved a lot it's just not enough sometimes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      C U T E

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had no reason to buy the dlc before Side Order but now that I know the other plaza will have a Splatoween theme too I want to buy it

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    none because they would take a month to release those for euro accounts

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you earn money to buy outfits and stuff through offline singleplayer content?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Technically yes but not really.
      After you 100% the single player, there's a drone that you can gamble some of the SP currency and there's a chance he gives you MP money, but I think you need to be online for that to be an option.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can't buy anything offline so there's no point to have money gaining activities offline to begin with

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mahi-Mahi pool might be closed but you can still play with the most skilled pool in Splatoon 3

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    *ahem*

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zombies don't get an edit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Baesd

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >saved the thumbnail
          Zombie IQ

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you sometimes feel like this game hates you

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      boing

      Zombies don't get an edit.

      Thanks, I'm saving it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Salmon Run gives that impression sometimes, but games are inanimate and incapable of hatred.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        OR ARE THEY!?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm so glad I missed this Big Run.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was chaotic but fun.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >games are inanimate and incapable of hatred.
        substantiate your claims

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man Splat3 made me lose all interest in the franchise.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If 3 killed your interest, how did you make it through 2? Like, I get that the idols and story are terrible in 3, but is that what anyone is still here for?

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not going past the 600 with freelancers right now, it's always the same players and we just had two high tide glowflies in a row. I managed to beat glowflies once earlier but it was normal tide

    Also let's team up anon, I missed your invite

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spat
    Clad
    Perky
    Woomy
    Butts

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    these guys

    gonna wait one minute for them to get in a game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm getting sloppy

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    patch notes tonight right?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      or tomorrow
      but most likely today

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good games anon. It was a little rough at the start but we managed to get a bit closer to 999. It was nice to have each other back and to play with the same two players for a while

    I need a good three hours break and a nap but I'll be back for some more later

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      gg

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit gushers on normal tide is moronic

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That wave 1 earlier was pain for me. I had the explosher and I ended up being the only player alive with an empty ink tank because I was kiting since forever and had to consistently paint the floor of the base with it in order to survive

    The two eels sandwiching us at the worst place possible and headbutting each other was the highlight of these games

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    vp600 and people are still doing last 5 second specials at wave 3

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      EVP 600 is exactly the range that shitters start crab bucketing and cant get past that wall. In order to keep climbing you need most people to be competent from that point on, not tagging along for a free ride and doing moronic plays like booyah bomb in the last 5 seconds

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just played 4 hours to get +50 evp in the 600 range. It's just been back and forth

        Turns out it wasn't a good idea to sleep only five hours last night, I should stop doing that while I try to grind to 999 but I'm EU and I like to play with the pool

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Last night I played almost 20 games hovering in 580-630 range. Finally got past it and at 770, will play on stage rotation if anyone wants otherwise will probably just freelance.

          >playing on low sleep
          Baaaad idea for any of the modes, especially ranked/series. Good sleep is so important to play this game well lol

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good sleep is important in general. Get your proper rest, squiddo’s

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh definitely, strong supporter of sleeping well and eating well everyday. Its just the few times I decided “what the hell” and played the game half asleep, I tanked my ranking a few hundred points out of stubbornness. Next day I get full nights sleep and earn all those points back, it makes the difference. Hard to play right when your mind is so foggy and reactions dulled

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's exactly where I am right now. I'll be back in a hour and a half if you're still here

            I won't deny it's bad but I'm pretty good a managing my own fatigue and keep going. It's PVE which helps, it's not like players where you can't really predict their next actions

            Even if I don't get to 999, I had a good run. Got the silver badge so it's a win but I really really want to play some max hazard games on this map

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can do it, but this rotation is more middling than it is good, on a “hard” level to boot so it wont be easy as Im sure youve found out by now. Just need the right team

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's been a love and hate relationship so far yeah. I had some very rough moments where I had to be the explosher painting bro because the Jr. was just never around the basket. I don't dislike the map though, it's way better than marooner's. Not that much space on high tide, especially glowflies but you can play a lot with the ledges

                Funny thing is I only started played SR seriously at the last Big Run but I improved a lot just by watching anons plays and I can hold my own now. I just have to keep learning and never stop

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                these weapons are good if everyone knows how to use them
                if not then you're fricked because of their nature

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Good sleep is so important to play this game well lol
            imagine wasting 3 hours more on sleeping and still being shit lmao

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sleeping well wont turn a shit player into a good one overnight bucko, that’s where experience and skill comes in to play

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe you should sleep less and spend those hours gitting gud

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That sounds like awful advice! Trying to get good while you're half awake is a waste of time. Just get a full night's sleep and do better the next day

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              DYEL

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    good days sirs, i fight zombies for she

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    patch note predictions
    >+10 pfs for vshot, squeezer, neochine and carbon deco
    >trizooka gets increased startup frames
    >random pfs increase to a low/mid tier weapon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      splattershot kills in one shot and autoaims
      trizooka blows up the whole map
      stealth dualie buff nogami slipped in while no one was checking
      chargers get the hitbox tripled so timmy can't ever miss
      brella nerfs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Black folk now tongue anuses correctly
      >trizooka cost 10 extra to get a special

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Dynamo Roller's vertical flick has been removed. To compensate, the range at which the horizontal flick can splat an opponent as been increased slightly, as well as an overall minimum damage increase.
      if they're not gonna make it better, might as well remove it entirely.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        verts exist to gimp rollers they will never become better

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vertical flick is fine on the regular Splat roller and obviously Flingza but sucks dick on the Big Swig and Dynamo. I don't give a shit about Carbon so idk

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            big swig would genuinely be useless without it's vertical what the frick are you talking about

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wait are we talking about multi-player or Salmon

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                multiplayer?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                OK then I dunno because I only ever use the vanilla roller there, I do know the vertical is complete fricking ass on Dynamo though obviously

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                the vertical on dynamo could be good if it's minimum damage was anything but fricking 40
                it should be a guaranteed two hit kill minimum

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              it wouldn't if cuck devs didn't give swig moronicly bad falloff

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this rotation so much harder than the last? I got 600 evp easily without even trying to get to 999 on marooner’s, but the highest I can get now is 490

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone interested in 999 grinding room?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh there was a room but i just signed on a minute late kek, oh well

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      In an hour and a half, yes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      In ~30 minutes

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pool player in freelance
    we're getting close to max hazard, GGs keep it up

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    evp is kind of a mess now that I think of it. There's the players who stop playing when they're around 0 points and never improve. The ones who didn't get the notice for weapons like the explosher or S-blast and I think the previous ranks don't prepare you too well for what's next. Everyone is back to 40 at each rotation but there's a crazy difference between the shittiest workers and the bests.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes considering no one ever wants to go back to proshitter 3 that this happens.
      game needs a wifi indicator, and an ability to see what type of controls they use

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but if they don't play they don't have the chance to improve. Better go back to proshitter and learn if you need to than waiting the next rotation to get at 0 again.

        It's like people in fighting games who doesn't rematch better players because they lost instead of taking it at a chance to get better and learn something.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah essentially with fighting games its like beating the cpu at level 1 instead of upping them.

          or bot matches in moba's

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Playing versus bots in moba make you develop bad habits. It's really bad

            I don't think there's something wrong with going back to proshitter territory if needed. They should be more worried about dragging their team down than losing or to not be in the "hot" rank. But again, it's not 100% their fault, the game do a poor job matching players with the same skill level at low evp. S+ anarchy have the same problem

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      like 8 months ago evp felt like safe haven. shitters get filtered out quick but now it feels like its the new profresh 3 territory

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    zones anyone?

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any room to 999 going on or I take my chance with freelancers ?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ll make one in 20 minutes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alright

        I’m at like 100 or so and can play with you if you like

        As long as you can handle some hazard and we don't lose over and over I'll play with anyone but we need to be 4 because lowering the evp must be true hell with the current rotation

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m not very used to high hazard level but I will try very hard. If we lose 2 in a row or so I’ll leave.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            NVM I’m evp 20 I guess it was all those wave 1 wipes last night. I’ll leave you to it bro. I always have fun playing with you good luck on your journey. You’re almost there!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m at like 100 or so and can play with you if you like

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this another one of those situations where a dozen people sit in the thread waiting for a lobby instead of just making one themselves

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just asking to not make another one and to be sure to play with the people interested. I actually want to help some of the anons I played with yesterday and today to get it if I don't. I was planning to make one at the rotation if there's none anyway

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    None, they're all shit

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    make a room, 999ers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Made a room

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna post some overall tips for this rotation

    Splattershot Jr
    >Focus on keeping things turfed
    >Also needs to focus on garbage control, but low damage makes it difficult. High ink efficiency allows it to fire for a long time
    >Most mobile weapon, can go after stingers/flyfish/big shots on the far end of the map if needed
    Jet Squelcher
    >Needs to take care of flyfish around the basket. Obviously no need to climb it, just kill it from the ground
    >Needs to take care of stingers, generally you don't even have to jump off the platform, can kill them from most of the basket ledges
    >Needs to kill steelheads
    >Help damage cohocks from a distance
    Explosher
    >Most vulnerable weapon of the rotation
    >Obviously should try to kill flyfish, use the propeller platform to get to the other side safely. Can kill many of the stingers/flyfish from the ledges of the basket area
    >Can help deal with trash, but has to sort of aim at the "feet" of enemies
    >Other weapons should try and protect it if they see it struggling/cornered. help clear a path for it so it can deal with things
    S-Blast
    >Strongest weapon of the rotation
    >Can do pretty much whatever you need it to do: kill steelheads, kill trash, kill steel eels, scrappers, etc. Can also kill stingers well.
    >Short range (jump) mode is what you want to use most of the time as it has the much bigger blast radius. Only use long range mode for distant enemies.
    >Should kill fish sticks by the basket by jumping directly under them and firing up.
    >This weapon needs to keep the basket area clean by constant jumping mode shots. It can clear trash very very well, keep jumping to stay mobile.

    General tips
    >Just because there's explosher doesn't mean you should neglect flyfish
    >During glowflies you can hug the walls for wall cheese on the elevated platforms
    >Biggest issue so far I've had is we just can't keep control of trash. Everything needs to focus on killing as much as they can, but it's difficult with the low damage output

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Needs to take care of flyfish
      ***fishstick

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        jet squelcher needs to focus on fishsticks by the basket, to be specific. I should proofread before pressing enter

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      also people need to paint more on the outer sides on low tide just for an explosher to retreat safely

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I ran out of space, feel free to add any more tips. Good to try and paint those areas

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah explosher needs to take advantage of propellers instead of rushin below on the shore like frickin animals

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've made that mistake stupidly a few times this rotation. Use the propellers, it's much easier to get to and fro that way safely.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah and honestly explosher should be the only person on those to not get the propeller game fricked up from others since you can easily hop onto the other platform with a splash of ink between them on that platform

          We as in every team I've been on thus far, freelancers, pool players and so on. The ones that neglect trash are the ones that get fricked the hardest, especially as the hazard climbs. Everyone needs to do their part

          agreed. the trash is the hardest part of this because of the two choice weapons helping with boss kills but ink hungry and vulnerable(jet/xplosher)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Biggest issue so far I've had is we just can't keep control of trash. Everything needs to focus on killing as much as they can, but it's difficult with the low damage output
      >we
      you mean the splatoon community in general?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        We as in every team I've been on thus far, freelancers, pool players and so on. The ones that neglect trash are the ones that get fricked the hardest, especially as the hazard climbs. Everyone needs to do their part

  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry R looks like someone ninja'd your spot

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wasn't quick enough to join but I'm fine leaving my place to that anon so he can get his 999. Thanks for the game, was way easier than my current evp hazard level.

      I'm still around to play some more

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gold Maws badge finally. I never have to waste bombs on a maws ever again
    Looks like dolphins are the last one aside from Big Shots

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You still have to kill them nonny

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        no

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Opened up a 2nd SR room if anyone wants to play. Randoms suck at killing kings.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      2/4, starting in around 1min.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Open up after your next shift if there's room

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure.

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got DC'd at the end and now I'm banned for 4 minutes i stg

  85. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which one of you squiggers sniped my spot!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me
      Turbo X button

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricker, hope you guys get all bronze

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, thought that was you.

  86. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GGs L

  87. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GG L, N, J. got my 999. i'm done

  88. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    gg
    when did we lose our 4th? i'm up for more games if there's a slot

  89. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol freelanced into the same game again, gg i just wanted a quick king round

  90. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Y'know what, I'm gonna say it.
    Marooner's bay is better.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      After having a lot of time to learn and practice on Bay, yea. Smokeyard feels like a ton of work but I think I need more experience on it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Impossible smokeyard is best map. This loadout isn't very fun though because you have to play it a certain way or else you fail. S blaster is my least favorite weapon which sucks because 2 shooters and explosher would be great with literally any other 4th weapon

  91. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SR 3/4, good games S.

  92. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, I dc'd. Haven't had that happen in a long time. Was that just me?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weird, sorry. I wasn't even banned for it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's all good, happened to me earlier

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
  93. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No problem. We got wave 3 and tried

  94. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SR toation is in three hours right

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://splatoon.oatmealdome.me/three/salmon-run
      nope

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Try 11 hours

        Frick was looking forward to playing the next rotation this evening. Frickin Smokeyard.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it gets said a lot but
          next rotation is lookin awfully good though
          might take a nap so i can be there to do some late night shifts at 1am

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that next easy rotation
        sad, I wanted to rack up coho kills over there instead of smokeyard, but fug badge progress will do

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try 11 hours

  95. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hardly a single team can scrap it at max hazard this shift. One good team I did get I got a communication error docking 20 immediately. This is rough

  96. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Help

  97. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    188 eggs

  98. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    w1 99 golden eggs, that was fun. Very close king though, I hate having the Explosher during it.

  99. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    gg team

  100. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    99 eggs, one away from 100
    Ruined

  101. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna give it a rest. These weapons are good, just not in this combo. GGs everyone

  102. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone up for a PB sometime after the daily reset?
    Posting it early so hopefully we can get at least some 3v3s.

  103. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    can I play with you guys if I'm high

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grizzco doesn't do drug testing and there's a reason for that

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        duuuuuuuuude

        i literally always play with the pool intoxicated and no one notices

        okay I'll join in a bit when I'm done fapping with my ona

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      duuuuuuuuude

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i literally always play with the pool intoxicated and no one notices

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you want to be blacklisted like Cowlonius?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop namedropping, DEENs.

  104. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's with random freelancers and not knowing you have to go behind the fricking scrapper to kill him

  105. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice gold

  106. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  107. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This rotation is cursed, I swear I've had better luck with bamboozler rotations

  108. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright guys I'm 999!
    I'll stay for a king, great job everyone

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >someone left
      alright i'll be back, gonna eat some dinner thanks everyone

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats, these were some fun shifts.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hell yeah brother

  109. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    didn't reach 999 but i got both my bronze and silver badges at least, thanks brahs. think i played with just about everyone today

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good job, sounds like you got some good Smokeyard experience. It'll go a long way for future shifts

  110. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only the plague doctor mask is decent, so I guess that one.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're all pretty cool imo

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too safe for me. I want something edgy like what Shiver is using.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well, frick you too, buddy.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What i’m wondering is what abilities they’ll come with. Because cod knows I don’t have the chunks to replace the ability if the bleak beak comes with sub defense

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good question
          >not having at least 45+ chunks of each ability
          NGMI

  111. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grizzco splatling:
    A splatling that hits like an S-blast, has the range of a ballpoint, and the charge time of the mini.

  112. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at 750 evp right now, having fun in freelance but I'll probably not have time to reach 999. I'll open a round next rotation if someone wants to play, otherwise I'll probably call it here.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean a room, not a round. Holy frick, Salmon Run is melting my brain so hard.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm done with this rotation, i'll probably open a suicide room 2 hrs before rotation but i've given up on 999. This rotation is ass

  113. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to do suicide run in 30 mins, 3 others interested in that?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, sure.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I have time I can do one after map rotation

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If your guys wants to suicide, frick 999 I'm in.

      I'm done with this rotation, i'll probably open a suicide room 2 hrs before rotation but i've given up on 999. This rotation is ass

      I don't know, I'm having a lot of fun with this rotation and since I escaped the 600 range my shifts are a lot better. We always reach the quota before the end of the wave

  114. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have realized that I do not like Smokeyard. However, it's still not Bay or Grounds so I will hold my complaints.

  115. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    all the suicide rooms and you trannies still fail to kill themselves

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

  116. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would (you) like to see in a poolsclosed guide?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How to get a Veemo gf.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is a guide needed

  117. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    any tips for high hazard levels?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      might be more useful to destroy one basket on Flyfish rather than killing them outright, because a new one is almost guaranteed to spawn in right after
      Eels are kill on sight, no exceptions

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Eels are kill on sight
        on max hazard everything is kill on sight
        but yes eels clog up the basket area really badly on smokeyard. Too many people ignoring drizzlers as well, fricking rain clouds everywhere

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Drizzlers are fricking awful, it's too easy fall into a false sense of security since they aren't immediately threatening and people think they can just knock their torpedoes down all the time with no interruptions.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        When I did my first max hazard wave ever, there was 3 stringers very far at the shore so I used my special which was inkstrike to get rid of them but they got replaced by three other stingers instantly. Turns out my first game was the most bullshit one I ever had.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't die, kill bosses, and put eggs in the basket

  118. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo please buff this piece of shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buff all dualies. They do shit for damage. They are inaccurate like women's math. They overpay for their mobility.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dualie Squelchers are fine, but yeah every other weapon in the class is shit in some way

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dualie Squelchers get outdamaged by everything, and can't hit the broad side of a barn.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah its fine if you like kiting players to the non-existent flanks on the maps while trying to kill them with the pea shooter that it is

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sometimes I have to hit the enemy SIX times before killing them.

          frick off nogami
          dualies deserve to suffer like brellas did

          Don't be a crab in a bucket. Just because brellas got fricked forever doesn't mean you can hate us duallies bros.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick off nogami
        dualies deserve to suffer like brellas did

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      agree, then nerf this piss of shit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the nerf gonna be ? Kill people takes 6 shots instead of 5 ?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it'll get an indirect nerf when

          Did you guys have fun with Trizooka before they nerf it?

          happens

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well anon you got what you wanted

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, its in the patch notes, but I don't understand what they changed.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Buffed its fall off damage

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Less damage falloff when shooting from max range

          The damage drop off was made to be more gradual, so it will be less
          It’s a general tweaking to how that mechanic functions with gloogas and a few other weapons, but it’s a passive buff, as in the drop-off won’t be as big as it usually is

          Do not know what dropoff is, and dunno how it relates to damage.

          So they increased the damage? I know its a three shot without rolls, and a two shot with rolls, so it kills in less shots now?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            At maximum range in this game shots do less damage than from closer range, they're reducing the damage penalty for longer range shots.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >At maximum range in this game shots do less damage then from closer range,
              Wow, I never knew this, I thought damage was consistent for anything other then the rollers or brushes. That's stupid and inconsistent.
              >they're reducing the damage penalty for longer range shots
              Oh ok, so they are making the gloogas actually consistent now, cool.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dropoff is when the further a weapon is fired from, the less damage it does. A roller a point-blank kills instantly, but cause of dropoff at further distances it does less damage
            The dropoff change means that the damage penalty from further distances is less. Base damage is still the same, but that dropoff damage is now less

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Less damage falloff when shooting from max range

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The damage drop off was made to be more gradual, so it will be less
        It’s a general tweaking to how that mechanic functions with gloogas and a few other weapons, but it’s a passive buff, as in the drop-off won’t be as big as it usually is

  119. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So when can we expect patch notes? Need to know what we’re gonna be getting into tomorrow

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      9PM EST iirc

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do we know a patch is coming for sure tomorrow? I remember patch notes dropping kind of late here sometimes, maybe in a few hours if it happens

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because reworked Mahi goes up tomorrow night, and it has to be patched in before that.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's roughly mid-season and it wouldn't make sense to drop the Mahi Mahi rework separate from the patch

  120. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calling in now they're also gonna patch in the Deep Cut amiibo gear and use the Sheldon Dress-Up Showdown as a way to tease it, since it gives you a random weapon and a random assortment of amiibo gear

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      definitely patching the amiibo in
      I'd say 50/50 on them appearing in the challenge

  121. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you guys have fun with Trizooka before they nerf it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      at best they'll make trizooka weapons take 10p more to charge special
      except splattershot, of course

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I think they might mess with the special itself if inkjet is anything to go by.

  122. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    patch notes
    >your favourite weapons
    nerfed
    >my favourite weapons
    buffed
    >Verification not required.

  123. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The mummy one no doubt. I would have liked the Cthulhu one way more if they'd done the eyes and nose pitch black like the actual Scream mask.

  124. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    suicide UP
    9999

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, I wasn't fast enough. Hope you guys get lots of golds regardless.

  125. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S UP
    en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v510

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not very fresh of you

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I always wait to read people's comment before clicking any links here.

  126. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This looks cooler than Level 3 and I'm mad I don't get to use it online

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no it doesn't

  127. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need that webm of how to join the pool.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  128. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its another episode of trizooka spam
    nerf soon, bros and then.... peace

  129. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    rate the fit
    Sneed it or keep it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feed it and seed it

  130. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  131. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT’S UP
    https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v510

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Almost nothing but buffs
      Did not expect at all
      >Trizooka nerfs
      >only a small damage nerf to its splash
      Great, we’re doing the crab tank approach of small nerfs over time. Literally won’t be fixed until the final update

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v510
      Patch notes.

      Lmao, I understand the buff for Carbon but Regular roller too?!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it kinda makes no sense if splat roller gets this buff but not flingza

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Regular roller is also thoroughly mediocre so bring them buffs on

  132. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v510
    Patch notes.

  133. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    trizooka indirect went to 53 from 60
    startup unchanged

  134. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    More Wail buffs yippie!!!!

  135. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surprised Hydra got buffed.

  136. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hydra ACTUALLY got buffed
    I was joking but we take those

  137. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tri got special points nerf
    man they really want zap and pencil to be the only cooler weapons

  138. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally nothing: the update

  139. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tenta missle and trizooka nerfs
    They aren’t enough but it’s a step in the right direction
    >Buffs across the board
    I don’t think this should be the approach with balancing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the things they buffed needed it. They're just too afraid to nerf things that actually deserve it.

  140. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool now we wait for the patch and for someone to datamine all the Splatoween stuff

  141. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the big question is whether the missiles nerf also affects flyfish

  142. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Implemented measures to address an issue in special Rush waves where players sometimes took damage from Salmonids if they were moving forward at high speed while splatting the Salmonid with a roller

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking finally that shit was annoying

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      LETS GO GRIZZCO BROS WE ARE EATING GOOD TONIGHT

      FRICK SALMONIDS

  143. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no dapple buffs

  144. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This patch could have been a bit more heavy handed, but I think this more reserved patch style has earned some respect/trust. I think it has consistently moved the meta in the right direction, and is reacted to new problems that crop up. The tenta nerf is a very nice surprise too. Makes them way less annoying while keeping their main displacement utility

  145. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The weapon buffs are going to apply to SR, I think

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      All general weapon/special buffs apply to SR

  146. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    now that we have the patch notes
    anyone up for a PB after the rotation?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i love peanut butter

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, sounds fine to me. Hope we can get 4v4

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you should schedule this further ahead of time for maximum fun (or do it earlier)

  147. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come these threads seem so normal compared to /ink/? People over there tell people to kill themselves over feet and talk about posters more than the actual game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the game just attracts those kinds of people. Reminds me a lot of animal crossing generals.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      we have our quirks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      generals are inherently more incestuous, threads on Ganker get more regular cross-polination

      IT’S UP
      https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v510

      https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v510
      Patch notes.

      It's fine I guess.
      Will dataminers show new mahi tonight? I wanna see

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The actual update doesn’t drop until tomorrow, gonna have to wait for that before we can see

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          but the dataminers...

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            wtf are they going to do datamine nintendos servers? once the update drops im pretty sure everyone will just be able to recon mahi mahi

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              ok I confused this with the times where the patch drops but then certain stuff is locked away until the next day

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                those are for the season updates where it drops a day earlier, and even then the actual balance changes to weapons are applied immediately rather than on the season start

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      foot schizo is based but i agree that place is basically an off-topic circlejerk at this point

  148. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GGs suicide crew

  149. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can do two more kings

    And sorry for the glowflies, it was my bad. Tried a little bit too hard to win these shifts

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got enough for 6 more
      not sure if you guys need a break but down to continue whenever

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's late for me, I turned my switch off since we didn't remake a room right after it

        gg we eatin gold today

  150. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 golds during the whole thing was nice, gg now cuze rotation

  151. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GGs suiciders

  152. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    PB room going up

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      joining

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      resend invite btw

  153. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    2/10 for PBs

  154. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    PB invites going out again in a moment

  155. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there a suicide room up? I only have enough for one boss

  156. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    we've got 5 in the PB
    if you want in let me know

  157. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  158. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Splat Zones
    🙂
    >Brinewater
    🙁

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >play tristringer
      🙂

  159. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah i can host the suicide lobby again
    9999

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fine. I'll come back

  160. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    that was an almost great TC comeback

  161. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    shieeeet close one
    almost lost due to moronness

  162. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    please someone else join the PB so we can do 3v3

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll join

  163. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    should we do clams?
    it can go on very long on 2v2s

  164. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    let the rainmaker respawn PLEASE

  165. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    god damn it time to get the brush

  166. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOOYAH

  167. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    we've got 7 in the PB
    anyone else for the 4v4?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll play
      had to rejoin the pool so send invite again

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        we just started a game so i'll resend as soon as it's over

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        sending now, it was a fast game

  168. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the turf war?

  169. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got experience with custom dualie squelchers? How are they supposed to be played? Im starting to think it's just a shit weapon and shit kit

  170. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hydra got buffed
    Nice. As a frontline Hydra player, I couldn't be happier.

  171. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    we got fricking stomped

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      let me backline 🙁

  172. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No substantial Zooka nerfs but otherwise seems like a fairly solid patch

  173. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Full PB, pretty good

  174. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    now 3/4 for suicidal run
    9999

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If we win one game I can do one more king after the next one. It's up to you

  175. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roller and Hydra seem like the big winners, Jr buff seems nice too.

  176. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    we managed to bring that back after that very awful start

  177. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buff Aerospray's special output
    Because that's what we needed, further enabling shitters to continue picking that trashfire weapon

  178. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking clams

  179. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    very risky shit to try and score by yourself

  180. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    perfect game

  181. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >17/1
    damn

  182. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of buffs to weapons they haven't touched in ages might not matter much but it makes me glad they didn't forget they exist

    Wish they did more to Trizooka.

    Nzap 85 and vShot should have gotten PPS nerfs and Aerospray shouldn't have gotten the buff.

    I wonder if the devs know how well shooters actually turf because they refuse to touch good turfing weapons but continue to give random PPS nerfs to weaker turfing weapons.

    >Forge is still 210 while Aerospray is 190 now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zooka will likely get further nerfs in a later update, it took them like three tries to get Crab into an acceptable place too

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zooka will likely get further nerfs in a later update, it took them like three tries to get Crab into an acceptable place too

      Yea, they likely don’t wanna throw everything at it instantly or are only now being made aware of its power, so it’ll be a bit before we get to a decent spot
      Crab tank still needs nerfs tho

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >leddit spacing

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm still waiting for the screenshot of marina with half an asscheek exposed

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Look at her literal in-game model breh

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Look at her literal in-game model breh

          marina in octo expansion

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            SEX!

  183. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    3/4 for suicide run
    9999
    also dont know if you wanted to demote now..

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm chilling. happy to help with the grind. next rotation is easy anyway

  184. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    luv me ink strikes
    simple as

  185. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Special spam drives me to drink

  186. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    blaster nerf when

  187. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE WHY DIDNT ANYONE GET IT?

  188. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait what
    what just happened

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      we won

  189. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry bros i'm shit at clams

  190. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe we can try another suicide later..

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      up to you guys. i'll be around

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        fine with me

        yeah imma just chill and see what happens later, ggs! everyone

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      up to you guys. i'll be around

      fine with me

  191. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't do this anymore I backline you are all so aggresive

  192. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh wow I chose a EZ weapon and we won

    I'm moving to the next thread

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