>Release patch to fix bug
>It doesn’t fix said bug
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>Release patch to fix bug
>It doesn’t fix said bug
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do SOVLFUL players exist in the pool?
What makes a player "SOVLFUL"?
>was too late to save that last thread
Game Awards is a b***h. Nevertheless, this is still hilarious and I will keep chuckling heartily at all the salt silver and bronze egg havers.
Did Splatoon 3 win anything last year? I've ignored the shit every single year but decided to watch this time around.
it won best multiplayer
Cool, I guess
Doesn't really matter if it won or not, the whole show is just a vehicle for triple-A marketing. Only half paid attention to see if anything nice got announced.
I know. That's why I've never watched it before.
So yeah, if you watched it this year then that only confirms the fact. At that Sega bombshell was pretty cool.
Sega's stuff seemed pretty cool, yes. I almost forgot all that, since they were shown right at the start.
I just hope it doesn't end up becoming mostly vaporware. Was nice to see a new MH announced, but I'm hesitant to go into any threads about it. They've been insufferable ever since World.
Still mad about Splatoon never doing a Collaboration with Monster Hunter Rise/Sunbreak.
Oh, well. Here's hoping for Splatoon 4 x Monster Hunter 6?
I am not only cranky, but also bewildered and befuddled. Splatoon had crossover gear back when it was the new kid on the block, and not just in its own game. Now that Splatoon has become a mega titan among Nintendo IPs, it doesn't get jack shit. Not in 2, nor in 3. Thought there was going to be crossover shit out the wazoo. It makes absolutely no sense, the star power is gigantic. The most 3 has gotten is a shillfest or two.
>Here's hoping for Splatoon 4 x Monster Hunter 6?
It's not gonna be on Switch, man. Dream's dead before it began.
It'll totally get ported to the Switch 2 when Capcom fricks up again and needs the money.
Blah blah blah, people have been talking about Switch 2 for almost as long as Switch has existed. I'll believe it when I see it.
Even if Wilds is on the Switch 2, it wouldn't get a Splatoon collab.
Nintendo only collabs with anyone if the collab content is exclusive to their version of the game, which is a huge no-no for Capcom's multiplat strategy.
Why do you think Rise's crossover stuff was just with other Capcom stuff? Because it was going to be multiplat from the beginning.
Tendies are not having a good night in general.
good
you don't deserve gold if you didn't ACTUALLY do gold-tier numbers
stupid c**ts
You'll never get your rewards !
let the thread die
https://twitter.com/ashbinary_/status/1732964474376867912?s=46&t=XqrFPmFBeLn1zKdKUC8F4A
Tldr: When nintendo does updates they sometimes leave in the title id’s in the game in preparation for upcoming seasons. It doesn’t tell us the names, but we do know what kind of content is coming along with an approximation of its name alphabetically
Fresh Season 2024 will bring us…
>A brand new stage
>A brand new band
>2 brand new weapons
>A brand new SR map (not a returning one but brand new)
>New wandercrust titles
Can't wait for the worst dualies and worst umbrella.
I know it's a little soon, but I was hoping for another new GrizzCo Weapon, but I'll definitely take a new SR Map.
>A brand new band
Wonder who split up this time. I bet it's Bottom Feeders without Finn.
Don't even joke, man, I love those roughhousing bastards. Still sucks that you can't hear their music while playing 3.
Forget the stupid disorder screen, add all the fricking battle tracks from the previous games to matches
This should have been a thing in 2, what the frick
It wasn't? I seriously can't remember, they took away all the music from 1 in 2?
Some are in the jukebox but not in actual battles I think
So that's 2 games in a row now. For what purpose.
The jukebox only lets you play music in the lobby area
Wish the game had a music choice customization like smash has where you can control which songs played and how likely it got selected
The fact it doesn't is simply the worst. What is even the point of putting all that amazing music in the game if you're gonna restrict people to like 3 tracks total.
DIE THREAD DIE
ignore _____ posters
>play with Ganker regulars
>they barely ever deposit any fricking eggs
>google one of them
>a literal troony and a streamer
No.
block him. I don't know why people tolerate that homosexual laphi
He helped me get Max Hazard during that last Big Run?
oh so what you're saying is
he'll deposit eggs when there's something in it for him (getting a higher score)
but he won't deposit eggs during normal runs because he'd rather farm enemy kills instead
that is what you're saying
>see name
>dont join their room
Easy.
yeah that's the plan
so many absolute Black personhomosexuals here doing like three eggs per wave if not ZERO on purpose
cancer
blacklist the zero egg Black person
laphi hasnt been active in the pool since forever, who are you trying to fool?
Did it at least fix the never ending joining pool room error?
I neglected to get it when it was new, but I finally got around to getting the bronze Smokeyard badge.
Personally I hate that attention prostitute, BigJohn.
blacklist anyone that:
dies 5 times or more
single digit eggs per shift
below EVP 400
farms bigshots
saves specials until wave 3
using stick controls
Feel free to add more
>saves specials until wave 3
Why? Unless you are losing in wave 1/2 where you absolutely need it why wouldnt you save it for wave 3 to have an assured victory?
And if youre losing in any daytime wave 1/2 rounds your team is shit regardless.
I'll blacklist anyone who uses a special on wave 1.
gonna pop my special the second a shift starts
This isn't going to survive the night, is it?
Yeah just let it die
The thread will live for about as long as it takes me to fall asleep. Or if I get distracted by something else.
That's fine as long as you don't make another one after it dies
Never made a thread before, don't plan to now.
I'll allow it.
Cool webm
Splatoween was a blessing, and I miss it dearly. At least we got Frosty Fest to look forward to.
>look it up
>its real
it's like they're trying to compete with game freak for the most moronic developers award jesus fricking christ man
they fixed this and it's all I cared about
Oh they fixed that! It was fricking annoying getting thrown out of the lobby or SR everytime I put the system to sleep.
There's still a long wait to get comm error'd if you join a closed room
As much as we're all upset about the state of 3, let's not get ahead of ourselves. Devs got a long way to go to match roughly 15 years or so of shitty decisions.
Honestly, this didn't even bug me too much. Game was gonna have to reconnect me to the online anyway.
anyone wanna salmon? got a full meter
Sounds good to me, but I got zero meter.
That's fine by me
Alright, needed my daily win anyway. But only doing one king.
SR 2/4 get in
Same here
Oh boy!
>this many invites in like 3 minutes
It's' not happening, man. Just fricking go, we'll have to chance the randos.
I would help but this rotation is shit good luck
See, this is why you lure to the damn basket.
Says you, I've had damn good games so far.
Open the room
Will do
Does anybody have an idea why they cancelled the 2024 Nintendo Live? They said intimidation but, anybody? Got anything?
Frick I was looking forward to the concert
Some crazy nip probably went nuts over being promised gold for big run but not getting it. Maybe the Splattercolor screen pushed them over the edge
>0 meter freelance coho first game
>one game
>one win
>one king
>one GOLD
Good enough for me, thanks for that. Glowflies wave pissed me off, though. They got on me like 3 or 4 times, and every time I tried to go on the wall for everyone to put eggs in the basket they'd immediately switch. Dicks.
>have enough VP for 6 suicide runs
>will likely not be able to cash out before it the shift rotates
I wasn't prepared for this kind of suffering.
lets do it now
its up
let me know if you need an extra member
>70% of the posts are people salty about still having bronze and silver eggs
kek
Alright, but we're gonna need another 2 dudes.
I love it.
3/4 9999
if you don't have someone in a few minutes @ me and I will join
why not now
get in here
Seeing coho is like meeting an old friend
I'd say it's more like seeing that one weird guy everyone use to bully in middle school.
octoling asses
new special hurts my eyes
SOLID GOLD, BABY
the gold streak starts now
Holy shit, you were right. Even more GOLD
its just that easy
>got kraken during suicide
Consarn it
nice gold. very chill despite the hazard level
This is Gamefreak shit.
Lol I've been making the comparison between this dev team and Gamefreak for a while now. They're not quite on gamefreak's incompetency level but they frick up way more than your average Nintendo dev, not to mention come off as borderline lazy sometimes.
probably due to nintendo mass recruitment spree to prepare for next gen
before they were far more selective and only got the absolute best most autistic graduates from top universities, now they probably have enrolled a bunch of literally whos
>kraken again
Oh my god.
Which one?
Marina's the best, with Frye not far behind. Shiver's player outfit though feels like such a shameless downgrade from her real attire.
They should make coho push eggs out iykwim so he isn't blocking them. Surprised they didn't think of that since joe does that
yeah they coulda finally updated him to do that, and have his splashdown actually kill bosses
>best fight yet
>no gold
You dick.
streak over, we killed him too early
You guys have no goddamn idea how reassuring it is seeing people struggle with absolute morons in their games too because i thought it was just a ME problem.
Listen, im supposed to be profresh +3. Im not the best player in the world but im never the worst. Thats where ive been for awhile. Big run hit, i got a taste of evp, i rank down to my normal rank and suddenly im being BLASTED with a wave of idiots
Ive seen them run from bosses the entire time, kill bosses and somehow strategically AVOID the eggs (splatnet 3 said someone killed 8 bosses and put 1 egg total in the basket), activate a booyah bomb as the countdown for the wave end is at 1 SECOND, ive seen people run with the guy getting chased by grillers causing them to wipe out, legit STARE AT A FLYFISH, and so much more its driving me nuts
Is this because of the recent big run? Everything was good until that ended. Im not sure at this point if its because of the rotations or big run boosing players up the ranks. I just wanna get back to my normal rank man. Just finding solidarity right now at others sharing the same struggle
Stop spamming reddit posts
>bother to actually read your title
>Currently Obsessed with Octopus
I know the feeling.
you know it, still need the shiver fan title
Was hoping to end it on a final gold, but it was not to be. Thanks for the suicides, crew. Nothing like delicious profit.
I'd lend you mine if I could. But I would fully expect it back once you managed to get your own. I didn't pick Team Shiver just because her victory was guaranteed.
>chatroom spam
>reddit spam
dead thread
Not even a silver? Stingy.
800 cohos
1 big shot...
gg team
I'm only at 1006...
806 cohos here
just 3 big shots..
So what, do you guys just immediately check the app once a game/session ends or something?
Any Big Shot farming rooms open?
sorry all full
I sleep now. You guys have good day. Thank you for gold. I post this now because it has happy veemo going into fish slaughter. Night.