I really hate how bad Mini is now. I used to love it, it used to be fun and actually worked. Why did the devs give it shit kits and nerf it over and over?
We could have had a nostalgia copypaste kit with Suctions and Trizooka.
Bamboolzer is one of the worst weapons in the entire game. Hydra would be good if you had someone to stand and fire but there aren’t many great places. Still it’s okay. Squeezer is good. Snipewriter isn’t my favorite weapon, but it would better than the fricking bamboozler.
High tide glow flies with the bamboozler was probably the worst SR experience I’ve ever had.
>sort gear by brand >go to a brand that has more rows than the two next to it >Press l, r, and dpad down in quick succession on the brand selection part until the gear on your player and the listed gear on screen are different >select a piece of gear that has a blank name >repeat for all gear >save as a freshest fit >in the freshest fits menu select another fit but don't replace it or put it on >leave freshest fits menu
done
it only shows on the equip screen, and defaults back to the newbie gear if you try to save it.
you'll be fine. you can walk around in the shoal if you do it there however
>Press l, r, and dpad down in quick succession on the brand selection part until the gear on your player and the listed gear on screen are different
I can't seem to get this
>sort gear by brand >go to a brand that has more rows than the two next to it >Press l, r, and dpad down in quick succession on the brand selection part until the gear on your player and the listed gear on screen are different >select a piece of gear that has a blank name >repeat for all gear >save as a freshest fit >in the freshest fits menu select another fit but don't replace it or put it on >leave freshest fits menu
done
>sort gear by brand >go to a brand that has more rows than the two next to it >Press l, r, and dpad down in quick succession on the brand selection part until the gear on your player and the listed gear on screen are different >select a piece of gear that has a blank name >repeat for all gear >save as a freshest fit >in the freshest fits menu select another fit but don't replace it or put it on >leave freshest fits menu
done
>sort gear by brand >go to a brand that has more rows than the two next to it >Press l, r, and dpad down in quick succession on the brand selection part until the gear on your player and the listed gear on screen are different >select a piece of gear that has a blank name >repeat for all gear >save as a freshest fit >in the freshest fits menu select another fit but don't replace it or put it on >leave freshest fits menu
done
Press L+R first and then down almost immediately afterwards, that's how I got it to work for me. Also remember to check for gear that has no name once you get the mismatched model + gear name (don't equip it though, just equip the one that has no name)
huh, that's interesting, the gear icons should still be there, but on yours they're completely blank.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I did it in the shoal, it wouldn't let me save it as a fit so i backed out of the menu by accident and was able to run around like that. When I pulled up my gear it showed nothing.
>follow the guide >get blank name equipment equipped on every slot >save as freshest fit >highlight other freshest fit >exit menu >changes back into fresh fit 1 even though I didn't select it
What am I doing wrong?
Happy New Year, motherfrickers. Not exactly the happiest start, though. Whoever approved of the first shift of 2024 being that weapon loadout deserves to get shot in the balls. I tried in vain for 2 hours to get even one boss fight and came up short. Was consistently getting high tides, glowflies, grillers, and shit. Damn near failed a geyser wave, that's how bad this shit was. Never wanna go through that again. Thankfully, hugging octo daughter made me feel better.
I’ve mad a lot, I think my first was the oops all bronze one, and my latest was either the nogami skateboarding edit or the nogami dabbing gif for the big run error
This is the second time I've seen a dead SR teammate just sit under the slammin lids like a fricking braindead monkey
He wasn't even trying to get out either, he was spinning in them
God
it's pretty easy but morons still don't know how to deposit eggs on sockeye. It's like every wave 3 people get hit with the moron stick and forget the objective
Well that was pretty fricking messy, but 2 kings is 2 kings. Thanks for the scales, even if we only got a single silver. You 2 should be ashamed for all the shore killing I saw. Other than that, could be worse. Still better than the spawning grounds we just went through.
I got multiple golds with perfect fug kills in the previous rotation. Your pussy ass couldn't even kill ONE king. Lower your tone when speaking with me
5 months ago
Anonymous
Anyone want to help me get my capsules and king next rotation?
lmao
5 months ago
Anonymous
Why the frick not. Only one king, though, already got my fill
5 months ago
Anonymous
Good for you, sport!
5 months ago
Anonymous
Name so I can blacklist you?
5 months ago
Anonymous
joe kisser
5 months ago
Anonymous
Dogstalker
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Lower your tone when speaking with me
what a gay
5 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not taking no lip from some octo lovin prostitute
5 months ago
Anonymous
You're both homosexuals
5 months ago
Anonymous
Nah I don't post all day about woomy daughter even though that's actually the best daughter
What the FRICK did I tell you about smacking me with your balls, b***h? For real, though, nice fatty kill. 2 silvers ain't bad for that run. Hope you get good shit from your capsules.
Fricking shell-out machine gives me locker stuff so often, half the time I forgo buying something I might possibly want since I'll probably get it from a capsule eventually. So far I've been proven mostly right. Which reminds me, I should put the mocha squid friend in my locker.
>I forgo buying something I might possibly want since I'll probably get it from a capsule eventually
I do that with the expensive stuff
5 months ago
Anonymous
Oh yeah right, should've specified that. If something I want is like only 5 or 10k, that's fine. If it's a gigantic chunk like 50k and I don't need it, I'll wait. I spend if it's something really rad like the octoling skateboard.
someone post the harmony thumb ups webm from the season trailer, i need it
This one?
5 months ago
Anonymous
The octoling skateboard is the only good looking board
As much as I want to stick around for it and look for new veemos, I should really get to bed. I'll check them out in the morning. Just make sure to use regular catbox instead of litterbox. Or failing that, at least make them last a few days instead of 10 measly minutes.
5 months ago
Anonymous
First one. https://files.catbox.moe/kh4ijz.mp4
5 months ago
Anonymous
WTF
5 months ago
Anonymous
5 months ago
Anonymous
I didn't need those anyways
5 months ago
Anonymous
5 months ago
Anonymous
5 months ago
Anonymous
5 months ago
Anonymous
I use letterbox because my isp blocks me from uploading videos on catbox
I leave you with an amazing New Year's baby veemo and Pearlbot mochi image. It's so wonderful, I hope we get Side Order info soon. Good night, see you all when we can finally start prepping for Frosty Fest.
>play ranked today
>win first game
>then lose 9 in a row
man
the solution:
>total meme weapon
what did he mean by this
In what way
I really hate how bad Mini is now. I used to love it, it used to be fun and actually worked. Why did the devs give it shit kits and nerf it over and over?
We could have had a nostalgia copypaste kit with Suctions and Trizooka.
Bamboolzer is one of the worst weapons in the entire game. Hydra would be good if you had someone to stand and fire but there aren’t many great places. Still it’s okay. Squeezer is good. Snipewriter isn’t my favorite weapon, but it would better than the fricking bamboozler.
High tide glow flies with the bamboozler was probably the worst SR experience I’ve ever had.
I had an oops all charger glowfly wave during the last random rotation. Three of them were bamboozlers.
It went about as well as you'd expect.
How horrifying
Not a fan of the semi-autos but at leas the one in 4 hours looks fun
It really hinges on whoever has the squeezer picking up the trash.
Not true. Everyone is on trash duty
?si=2C-H9xfcWVIR1r-e
new glitch
Why is body type A topless while body type B isn't?
because body type a is male.
whats the rotation rn?
woomy tummy...
Where’s the English tutorial?
>sort gear by brand
>go to a brand that has more rows than the two next to it
>Press l, r, and dpad down in quick succession on the brand selection part until the gear on your player and the listed gear on screen are different
>select a piece of gear that has a blank name
>repeat for all gear
>save as a freshest fit
>in the freshest fits menu select another fit but don't replace it or put it on
>leave freshest fits menu
done
can confirm it worked, hope i dont get banned or sum shit
it only shows on the equip screen, and defaults back to the newbie gear if you try to save it.
you'll be fine.
you can walk around in the shoal if you do it there however
either i am doing it wrong or you cant walk around like that in shoal
Worked for me. I went in the shoal first before doing it
youre right, worked right now for me
>Press l, r, and dpad down in quick succession on the brand selection part until the gear on your player and the listed gear on screen are different
I can't seem to get this
put your cursor on the brand tabs and then spam the button combo
ah okay i was doing it too slow
it works
I can't get this to work, the gear equipped and the gear in the menu are always the same
oh jesus
game is now banned in NC
Thank you, /ink/ for always helping us.
as long as they keep their offtopic garbage ass shitposts out of this thread i dont care.
Very bad woomy
calm down, redacted
this is the thread for splatoon. if you want to talk about other players you have to go back to /ink/
frick you st/ink/er
happy to help.
the Kunnami code
the heavy splatling is the most moronic piece of shit weapon that they could have possibly put in salmon run
*hydra
It's over
i'm busy enjoying the glitch
come back in < 2 weeks for frosty fest
Before the thread dies I'm gonna make a room at rotation.
Salmon, open, turf?
SR
You don't like playing with me so I'm not gonna join you anymore.
This next rotation looks really nice.
Pretty good one for anyone who doesn't have the 9s I think.
But the gatekeepgays don't join our rooms
Tell us who are the gakekeepgays
>please namedrop everyone in the pool!
If you notice pool players with default gear, don't judge or call them out.
If you're not fresh you WILL get called out newb.
the joke is you default to basic gear when you do the glitch to get naked
meds
Why are you like this Str1d3r? Go shit up a different thread.
Proof this is str1d3r?
It was revealed to them in a dream
FRYE AND SHIVER SEEXXOOOO
Yep, I'm riding with Shiver
imagine joining the pool and refusing to play with other anons lmao
maybe they're shy? you're not helping
I got my silver medal, went from 200 -> 600. Tough shifts but fun. Fug was shredded with 45-50+ seconds remaining literally every time
infinite flyfish
>1 gold
based
ggs salmon
EZ gold GGs
when is the dlc I want to see Marina
"Spring 2024"
How fricking fast do you need to be pressing them? I can't get it to work.
Press L+R first and then down almost immediately afterwards, that's how I got it to work for me. Also remember to check for gear that has no name once you get the mismatched model + gear name (don't equip it though, just equip the one that has no name)
Ah ok got the mismatched part to work but nothing showed up without a name. Guess I'll keep trying till that pops up.
It helps to switch between two pages with a different amount of gears, it's about tricking the game into thinking you're in a different page.
also the no name gear will be on the same page you're currently on, switching pages undoes the mismatched model.
Thanks
No problem.
huh, that's interesting, the gear icons should still be there, but on yours they're completely blank.
I did it in the shoal, it wouldn't let me save it as a fit so i backed out of the menu by accident and was able to run around like that. When I pulled up my gear it showed nothing.
another constant tapping rotation to destroy your hand
>every time I got stuck with that damn E-liter
Sorry for dragging ya down fellas.
start learning other weapons
I don't normally have this big a problem with chargers, but this one just ate me up for some reason. Sorry again I'll do better next time.
Nice
>follow the guide
>get blank name equipment equipped on every slot
>save as freshest fit
>highlight other freshest fit
>exit menu
>changes back into fresh fit 1 even though I didn't select it
What am I doing wrong?
I didn't change or save freshest fit, just go to that part of the menu, switch tabs, then back out.
Got it. Let me try that.
There we go, finally. Thanks
Just be aware that resetting the game resets this so take the pictures you want now unless you're willing to go through the entire process again.
I made sure to get my fill of pictures and clips.
>not spats
one job anon
The fat frick wasn't dying
GG salmons, always a pleasure
anyone interested in some salmon?
I'll give it another go. Hoping to get a jacket with inksaver main or something useful.
open
SR 2/4
Still hosting? I'm ready to hop on
anyone interested in going to the shoal and kissing with our naked bodies?
try splatoon general over on >>>/vg/
laphi...
why must you /vg/ homosexuals ruin everything? shut the frick up about namehomosexuals
:3
Only if you're a Weyyo
>killed coho at 0 seconds with my final eliter charge before a chum killed me
feels GREAT also gold!
GGs sr. short sesh for me today
GGs
SR 3/4
nice name
Dead thread dead game
Nice golds tonight, GGs
Nice back to back golds, ggs
gg gold dudes
>rooms seemingly improve when you leave
Happy New Year, motherfrickers. Not exactly the happiest start, though. Whoever approved of the first shift of 2024 being that weapon loadout deserves to get shot in the balls. I tried in vain for 2 hours to get even one boss fight and came up short. Was consistently getting high tides, glowflies, grillers, and shit. Damn near failed a geyser wave, that's how bad this shit was. Never wanna go through that again. Thankfully, hugging octo daughter made me feel better.
Are you gonna try the new glitch?
I'm good, thanks. I got so much less mileage out of this image than I thought I would.
homosexual. you're ruining the thread. go play pvp or another game
>homosexual. you're ruining the thread
Do you have a single fact to back that up
no. I just felt like being mean to him
Carry on, then
You’re missing out 😉
How long till this gets patched you think?
Or will big N be based and let us undress our squids and octos without the need for the glitch?
Likely during the mid-season update (which should be coming soon)
and they’ll ban whoever did it too
it's an offline glitch
there is no reason you should get banned for this
series grinders nows the time.
best possible stages in rotation right now AND it's zones.
0 and i uninstall splatoon
Goodbye shitter
it wasnt a 0. learn to read spic
it doesn't matter what number. No one want to play with a shitter like you
I'm a top 50 player on /vg/. be careful who you call autistic
>t. 49/50
i like how we have accepted the 50th best /ink/ player still smurfs our peak
Keep that same energy.
All I can think of now is the "be careful who you call ugly in school" meme.
>I’m a top 50 player on /vg/
Suuuure. I believe you. You should get back to your degen salmon porn discord btw.
we know who in the pool who uses specific reaction images
Namedrop them
melia simp and Oct
Looks like G!!! is shitposting again
This is my most popular image, and it’s kinda sad
What are some of your other images?
3 brought some gigantic homosexuals and it sucks that they won’t leave.
Meant for
Funny thing is they're always one of the first people in these threads, fricking no-lifing homosexuals man.
You need to stop crying about the state of this thread every time you're here. We know who you are.
Blah blah blah blah you're a homosexual! You can frick off now
Decent people have better things to do than shit up a thread 24/7, so it isn’t surprising.
I’ve mad a lot, I think my first was the oops all bronze one, and my latest was either the nogami skateboarding edit or the nogami dabbing gif for the big run error
Great OC, keep it up
Thanks, I appreciate it
is this a splatoon comic or a chapter of hunter x hunter?
>rosie the inkling
>immediately called rosey in the first panel
which is it
This is the second time I've seen a dead SR teammate just sit under the slammin lids like a fricking braindead monkey
He wasn't even trying to get out either, he was spinning in them
God
Why didn't you help him?
SSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFF
>33 posters
>160 replies
you know /vg/ is just a click away.
Making a room at the rotation for muh bonuses. Dunno what the current loadout is but can’t be worse than what we just had.
it's pretty easy but morons still don't know how to deposit eggs on sockeye. It's like every wave 3 people get hit with the moron stick and forget the objective
I didnt pay $60 to play with eggs
I fricking did.
Very prompt. Seems like an okay loadout, too, hope this goes well.
Absolutely fantastic showing. Maybe if I had you guys yesterday, I could've gotten at least one fug kill.
Any rooms open?
Too late. Shoulda bought a Taplight.
making one
>those 3 high tides in a row
What the actual christ
Frick. Not a great coho showing. I usually like fighting him high tide. Down for one more.
just give me a couple minutes
Sure thing.
Fricking hell. It's not even that hard.
flyfish heaven
this rotation is fun because 3/4 of the weapons in it are fun
It's grating because outside of the E-liter every weapon requires you to tap spam.
t. shitter
H-3? Have to tap
Bloblobber? Have to tap
Wiper? Have to tap/spam charged slashes
Guys. Guys, someone has to be on smallfry duty. By default, it can't be E-Liter or L-3. Come on.
Pussy.
My hands hurt, frick you octoBlack person
Well that was pretty fricking messy, but 2 kings is 2 kings. Thanks for the scales, even if we only got a single silver. You 2 should be ashamed for all the shore killing I saw. Other than that, could be worse. Still better than the spawning grounds we just went through.
Pussy.
I got multiple golds with perfect fug kills in the previous rotation. Your pussy ass couldn't even kill ONE king. Lower your tone when speaking with me
Anyone want to help me get my capsules and king next rotation?
lmao
Why the frick not. Only one king, though, already got my fill
Good for you, sport!
Name so I can blacklist you?
joe kisser
Dogstalker
>Lower your tone when speaking with me
what a gay
I'm not taking no lip from some octo lovin prostitute
You're both homosexuals
Nah I don't post all day about woomy daughter even though that's actually the best daughter
looks like octogay struck a nerve
Literally just one word, too. Kind of funny.
Namedrop the shitters
Look in the mirror and repeat the name of the man staring back at you
fricking e-liter kept killing the lids i was trying to get on
i swear i saw one spawn but it was a dolphin, oops
2 cohocks smacked me as soon as my invincibility ran out
sorry the maws wouldnt follow me cuze another maws spawned to get me
going to make a sr room in 10 minutes
3/4 salmon room up if anyone is interested
not bad
Why'd everyone leave me alone at the cannon. I couldn't escape...
HOW DARE YOU PELT ME WITH YOUR BALLS
rotation is pretty good frick the e-liter though
Give me all your E-Liters, then. I fricking love that thing.
I wish I could
Now THAT is how you fricking do a griller wave. Utterly fantastic. I totally stole that armored flip flopper kill, too. No regrets.
With our combined will, we can make it a reality.
>kept missing my shots with the e-liter
I'm so sorry
What the frick, that woomy is black
Hey, you did a better job than I did just now.
that was the first time i hardly got to see lessers in tornado
getting so few beat boys tonight
I'm done GG's
What the FRICK did I tell you about smacking me with your balls, b***h? For real, though, nice fatty kill. 2 silvers ain't bad for that run. Hope you get good shit from your capsules.
>Hope you get good shit from your capsules
nice most of it was money time to buy shit
The wonders of capitalism. My Hotlantis had one of the ink wheels from Alterna today. Forgot how small they are.
>went to buy shit
>I already have everything in the store except for a sticker
Fricking shell-out machine gives me locker stuff so often, half the time I forgo buying something I might possibly want since I'll probably get it from a capsule eventually. So far I've been proven mostly right. Which reminds me, I should put the mocha squid friend in my locker.
>I forgo buying something I might possibly want since I'll probably get it from a capsule eventually
I do that with the expensive stuff
Oh yeah right, should've specified that. If something I want is like only 5 or 10k, that's fine. If it's a gigantic chunk like 50k and I don't need it, I'll wait. I spend if it's something really rad like the octoling skateboard.
This one?
The octoling skateboard is the only good looking board
someone post the harmony thumb ups webm from the season trailer, i need it
gg
Sometimes I'm envious that none of the fun, kooky shit happens to me.
Shellendorf ain't bad. Octoling is the clear winner, that much is true.
I have so many clips of weird shit happening to me, just can't be ares to go through them all and convert them but i'll do it if you ask nicely
pwease post your funny clips uwu
Alright, let me grab my most recent ones. I'll just use catbox like the other anon is doing.
As much as I want to stick around for it and look for new veemos, I should really get to bed. I'll check them out in the morning. Just make sure to use regular catbox instead of litterbox. Or failing that, at least make them last a few days instead of 10 measly minutes.
First one. https://files.catbox.moe/kh4ijz.mp4
WTF
I didn't need those anyways
I use letterbox because my isp blocks me from uploading videos on catbox
Is cool, you do it when you wanna.
I could have sworn that's only happened to me like two times and you just had to go and post one of the two times it did.
Sorry man it's just too funny
You're not wrong, but I'm still going to give you the purplest nurple you ever had.
>high tide sockeye with grizz slosher
Ah, paradise.
>tfw not in any of the fail clips yet
If you are who I think you are here
>mistaking me for a grizzGAWD
please, you flatter me
This one of those perfect moments you can't plan, it just happens and we all get to witness its glory now.
same
getting killed by a retreating scrapper just feels rude
It's when they're most powerful
Smokeyard can be so cursed sometimes.
Did the glitch get patched already?
Yeah, and Nintendo remotely deleted my glitched woomy screenshots and videos and banned my console, rip
still works
they're either on vacation or escaping from natural disasters. i doubt they're doing a super fast hotfix
Why are they so attractive?
I leave you with an amazing New Year's baby veemo and Pearlbot mochi image. It's so wonderful, I hope we get Side Order info soon. Good night, see you all when we can finally start prepping for Frosty Fest.
Gn sis
It's late so this is my last one
That's all I have in my recents tonight. Will dig through more tomorrow
good night cute squid people the glitch was fun
none of these clips seem to be interesting
Ok
I bet you enjoy spending your time stripping cephs.
I hope Nintendo gets arrested
But why
bump
But why