Splatoon 3

Who did you spend the Holiday Season with?
>With my frens
>With my family
>By myself 🙁

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Family, on a side note I can't believe the tourney players actually caved in to the shit poster and banned the guy. Makes sense why I haven't seen them in the pool lately.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      huh?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tournament gays finally posted their roster last night. The one that the schizo is obsessed with isn't there so I can only assume they just barred the guy from participating to try and distance themselves from that mess. Pretty smart if so.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's the schizo don't respond

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's no proof otherwise and it makes the most sense.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's ill. That's probably why he didn't do the tournament.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Uhuh, right he's "I'll"

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                phoneposting moron can't even spell ill. yes he's ill frick off schizo

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't need to pretend something else happened to keep the front up that the pool gets along. And if you're telling the truth that's the funniest shit I've heard in ages.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You guys feed that shitposter way too much. Just let him seethe alone, no need to answer his demands. Keep feeding him and he'll keep hanging around, let him get his (You)s elsewhere

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>>/vg/

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did I miss drama? Who got banned?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Str1d3r

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Finally.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to spend it with friends but I don't have any lol

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    name a more ambitious crossover

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Callie's kinda got a belly in this pic. Is she pregnant?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes. i did it

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    squidussy and squidbussy

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw your friends suck

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ill be your friend shiver

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ficki Ficki Shiver Ficki Ficki.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    on the internet watching squids poop

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why there are so many team friends posts in plaza? Get off my team fricking timmies

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't get over Marie bros. She's so perfect.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Marie cries out in pain as she strikes you

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            She knows what she's doing. Can't believe some people think this b***h is an emotionless robot, she's as devious as a snake.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forever best idol. Never to be dethroned.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's great.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hands down my favorite poster itt

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      my god, hizake is the best splatoon artist. shame about her shotaconism

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elaborate...

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          she draws shota porn. you can check the kemono page (it's under "hi"), it's true.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's literally nothing wrong with shotaconism

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    pedophile circlejerk

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i know this is my fault because of missing a few shots (and getting too close) but still, can't believe he had the time to both turn around and trade with me

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes you just get back spread patterns with the splatlings.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      which is why i tell you gays to not full charge all the time with edit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      .52 gal is a two hit KO, it's not that surprising. You gotta be real careful around them.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen too much AI squid porn to take this series seriously now

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how big is the tower in tower challenge?
    I'm not playing blaster control to see for myself

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      IMAGINE having an octo daughter, just think about it for a moment

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >spend your life raising her to be a good soldier and carry on the proud race war against the hated inklings
        >gets a taste of Inkopolis life and immediately defects to play splatfest all day
        >comes back like this

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          back like this
          did the salmonids do that to her?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            iso padre did it

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play for 2 days
    >barely 5 catalog levels

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      seasons last long enough for one catalog completion. if you play once for the daily first win xp boost (assuming you win everytime) you'll still get everything way before the season ends

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i know, catalog grinding still fricking sucks, i don't want to play trannked to get rid of it fast

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >playing to complete the catalog
          There's your problem. Just play when you feel like it. Letting the game play you like this is just dumb.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I rarely play ranked btw. Just enough to get back to S. Everything else is just two or three rounds of turf war or getting two king salmonids in salmon run every rotation

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Just play when you feel like it
            doesn't work when they lock anything of value into catalogs so you have to deal with them anyway and there are soft mandarory play periods because you otherwise wont be able to complete shit in time

            >i don't want to play trannked to get rid of it fast
            Even if you do play "trannked" your ass won't gain any points because you sound like the kind of shitter that goes 10/40 wins/losses. Just stay in turf wars.

            cope harder, your modes and region are dead because nobody wants to deal with homosexuals like you on top of timmy gacha

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i don't want to play trannked to get rid of it fast
          Even if you do play "trannked" your ass won't gain any points because you sound like the kind of shitter that goes 10/40 wins/losses. Just stay in turf wars.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Play for one month
      >Already on my third catalogue

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >touch waifu
      >die instantly

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >squid is a prostitute
      every time

      >touch waifu
      >die instantly

      worth it

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have the one with Little Buddy?

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you kicked every st/ink/er from your games back then you wouldn't have to deal with mentally ill troony shitposter now
    think about it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure she would still be losing her mind daily, sis. don't think she's got much else going on in her life other than shitposting in splatoon threads, sadly

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Muh personal boogeyman is real in my mind

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      CALLIE SEXOOO she's still the cutest.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Family
    I have no friends

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Family are friends and is the ideal choice
      At least you're not alone

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Callie is a sweetheart. Marie is a cold b***h.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Callie LOVES octos

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Callie loves everyone.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to burry my face right there so bad

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Callie LOVES (you).

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marie is a c**t and her vegana smells like cheese.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of these is untrue, the other is only partially true.

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      O Captain! My Captain!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know her inkscas aren't that big, right?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That picture shows that the clearly are though.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            A common problem with fan artists. They love to jack up the size of inksacs. I'm just telling you, in-game her inksacs are NOT even CLOSE to being that big.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Source?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here's how she looks in Splat 3. She's as flat and petite as the other woomies.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                She just keeps her massive breasts wrapped so to not distract nu-3.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, she's just like Shiver then!

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you trying to tell me that artists would deviate from canonical proportions? No, that is surely a lie.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, so much so that it detracts from the quality of the art, hence the applicable saying "Inksacs too big". It's not a joke. They are definitely too big, especially in that image you just posted.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Captain needs love (sex) too.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Callie LOVES Marie!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are not even real sisters.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        they are sisterwives

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    off the hook gays are truly pathetic. squid sisters mog them in every way

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    shant play sploon 3
    shall save every image itt

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >almost no Marina posts

    Has she truly fallen so far out of favor?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      who?

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How good do you think Side Order will be actually?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm looking forward to it but I want some more info on how the systems they showed off in the direct will actually work.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, her back must hurt in those simulations!

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What precisely is the function of the nipple rings?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      attracting schizophrenic men

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seems oddly specific.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alright I'm out the coomers took over

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why did you reply to me?

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shiver has the pretty blue
    >had more fun with my friends
    I know who I'll pick today

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Finally build up the courage to add pool member
    >"User's console is set to not accept friend requests"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fresh!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah ricey doesn't accept friend requests and I don't blame him

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Supposed choices are spending holidays with Friends, Family, or Solo
    >The actual choices are spending holidays alone (involuntarily), with family, or alone (voluntarily)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >friends has Shiver use the coupons for big man and shiver
      >frye and big man forces everyone to have a day with their family or solo

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shiver use the coupons for big man and shiver
        bruh

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frye sistas...they forgot us again

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            AND FOREHEAD GREMLIN, SO EASILY FORGOTTEN

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Some things the mind wants to forget.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, if you insist.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now show us Shiver in Big Man's costume

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Twist: It's the amiibo rain slicker.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >didn't even bother designing a new set
              >just 3 reused assets with minor edits
              why is nintendo like that?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Big Gay is an afterthought that's why. Not so much an idol, more of a meme mascot

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                concept frye was so much better but im glad we got the shiver we got

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah concept Frye is a bit more interesting. They definitely toned her character down a bit.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                They pussed out not giving her these claws.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                But anon, that would scare all the timmies and kimmies

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Concept Frye was just Pearl, current one is much better.

                Yeah concept Frye is a bit more interesting. They definitely toned her character down a bit.

                I wouldn't mind this Frye however

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frye sexo....

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You wouldn't.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              b***h I might.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I feel pretty comfortable making the statement that no, you wouldn't.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I want to help expand Frye's family!

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am better at open than series. I play better when its with frens.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i get hard carried and pretend tro be good at the game
      no one cares

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    all of the above

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do we think about the poolsclosed team line up Ganker?
    I wish you guys the best of luck!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everybody here is really fun to play with. Hope they do well in the tourney.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should be better this time around without the dead weight there.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      feels a bit bad that it's 9 players against /vg/'s 20

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They didn't let me in.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        they asked for signups constantly for a few weeks but nobody else joined

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        /v/'s best are just /ink/'s average
        and for a good reason

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      for fricks sake, did i miss another thing. I didn't even see any signups

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There were signups every thread for the last 3 or 4 weeks dude

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          genuinely saw nothing, even asked

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was posted every thread between November 28th and December 14th.
            If you weren't around between those days then it makes sense if you missed it.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I see the issue, those are all posted in the middle of the night for me, and on weekdays.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most of the threads at the start of the season lasted over 24 hours. When the heaviest part of the recruitment took place. The information was readily available for anyone who just scrolled through any of the threads.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I asked in threads in late december, when everyone is on holiday and things were most constant when the tournament was and its signups and nobody posted anything. My inclination before that wasn't to open threads looking for signups I wasn't aware was taking place.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't see a single one. I would have signed up immediately, like the first time.

            I mean, there’s nothing stopping you from filling the form out.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I hope he fills out the form so we can finally see who's been shitposting this whole time

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              They already said no. Frick them. They betrayed me first. They deserve to lose.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                why does everyone here talk like theyre the main character of an anime? ya'll a bunch of overgrown theater kids. grow up.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                They'll do the same to you. Don't trust them. Ganker tourney players are all homosexuals.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                ChatGPT close process

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't see a single one. I would have signed up immediately, like the first time.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty solid overall. And if it's true that Str1d3r couldn't partake due to health reasons I hope gets better soon. If anything so he can participate next time so this schizo finally hangs themselves.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DEENS

      >

      [...]


      >>>

      [...]

      shit
      >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

      [...]


      You're joking.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a single good player. Ganker is fricked.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >has the opportunity to join so the shitters don't play
        >doesn't join
        >"what do you mean only the shitters end up playing"

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Sing ups lasted like a week and was posted like once a day at some gay timeszone no one uses.
          >HURR DURR WHY U NO 1 JOINED!?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >at some gay timezone no one uses
            https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/660729194/#660754447 Lasted 33 hours.
            https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/660611535/#660624195 Lasted 19 hours.
            https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/660523123/#660533769 Lasted 7 hours.
            https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/660411268/#660427914 Lasted 19 hours.
            https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/660303908/#660309294 Lasted 16 hours. (weekend)
            https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/660177652/#660179013 Lasted 17 hours. (weekend)
            https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/660098057/#660104393 Lasted 10 hours. (weekend)
            You get the idea.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >3 pm on a saturday
              >"weekdays at night"

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Join then.
                I'll give you my spot if you're as good as you say.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think you misread my post anon

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              sorry was finishing challenge
              the first and 2nd last are the only ones I might have seen, the rest are
              >2am friday
              >9pm wednesday
              >midnight wednesday
              >midnight tuesday
              >midnight sunday
              >8pm saturday
              >2am saturday
              I'm not trying to stir shit, thats some other guy, and really just want someone to post in future at varied times. The same time the tournament apparently starts would be ideal to catch both timezones.

              [...]
              I mean, there’s nothing stopping you from filling the form out.

              If I signed up would I actually get to join?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you're serious, then I can't guarantee you a spot but you lose nothing by joining and asking.
                Could have you as a backup for one of the modes.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >20 slots
                >no guarantee to fit a 10th player
                damn you guys are square, yeah he can't be picky about his modes finding a spot shouldn't be a big headache
                t. /ink/sider

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did not care for the TC challenge.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't played a single challenge.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn’t even realize there was a challenge

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        but Youre forced to watch the newscast when it starts...

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t really pay attention and the times are weird

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blasters
      >suction bombs
      TC is just terrible in general.

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >callie’s bigger than marie’s
      blasphemy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Marie does generally seem to be drawn bigger. I wonder why?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guatita calamar 😀

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rude.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tetitas calamar muy gordas 😀

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well you may be right there.

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turf room 3/4

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any one up for SR at rotation?

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    are we back to replying to obvious bait? why?

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    anon btfo

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's still going

    Woah nelly.

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw all this seething against the people who represent the PvP base of poolsclosed
    It's like you guys hate the people you play against.
    Even /vg/, being the shit hole it is, has more respect for those players than Ganker does.
    Sad!

  54. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    can the next thread be a coom thread? please

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coom threads have been getting set to autosage just as they start rolling lately. I wouldn't be too hopeful.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What this anon said [...] Maybe new janny or just a no-fun c**t. I try to keep the coom threads separate from the normal ones but if janny is gonna thwart my efforts then oh well.

        can the next thread be a coom thread? please

        go back to your own split you annoying homosexuals

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yea because the current thread quality is so fricking great with schizos screaming at each other.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >schizos
            Yes. Everyone rightfully mad is a schizo. Must be nice living in a world where everyone else is always to blame like yours. You must live your personal boogeyman.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Tourneyhomosexuals don't deserve a thread. They are getting fricked by /vg/ anyway. /vg/ actually plays this game.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What this anon said

      Coom threads have been getting set to autosage just as they start rolling lately. I wouldn't be too hopeful.

      Maybe new janny or just a no-fun c**t. I try to keep the coom threads separate from the normal ones but if janny is gonna thwart my efforts then oh well.

  55. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Str1d3r is see you there. Why the frick you're not in the tournament homosexual? Got cold feet or did your enablers actually cut you off this?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have YOUR fricking chest cut open and hear manhandled and tell me how much you fell like you can get done in a day. Frick off already and stop shitting up the threads. It's been fricking months now, go seek professional help.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        heart*
        God just frick off already, I've ignored you for months and you still keep persisting.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You really expect me to believe that? Assuming you're actually Str1d3r. If so that doesn't stop you from holding a fricking controller homosexual. You're just a fricking coward who backed out. Don't waste their fricking time again.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice bait

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based Strider get his ass. Love playing with you. Get well

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go frick yourself you tourneyhomosexuals are all snakes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry but I didn't see the one thread with the sign ups. Maybe next year.
      >BUT IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR NOT BEING IN THIS ONE RANDOM THREAD A MONTH AND SOMETHING AGO!

  56. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    callie > shiver > marie > pearl > big guy > Black person >>> Black person gremlin

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost. It's:
      Callie > Marina > Shiver > Marie > Pearl > Poop > Frye.
      Big Man is a man and does not participate here.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pearl > Callie > Marie > > >Big Man > Frye > Octoling > the other Octoling

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shivergays running wild.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marie > Marina > Shiver > Callie > Pearl > Frye

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      pearl above marie but otherwise correct opinion

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick does anyone like Pearl more than Frye
      Frick the unfunny forehead meme her face is objectively cute and feminine unlike Pearl
      Marina and Frye > shit > everyone else

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Callie > Shiver > Marina > Marie > Pearl > Frye

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, coming through with the objectively correct list.
      Ordered within tiers.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty based taste, but I'd put Frye a tier bellow Callie and Marina

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        ftfy

  57. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good games TW room, at first I thought the undercover is complete trash but in the end I had some fun with it. Definitely not my kind of weapon though.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      GGs, I just wanted to pick the undercover so I could just hold the trigger down and be lazy. I think it's a fun weapon if very inconsistent

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it was fun, but killing with it felt somewhat inconsistent. I thought the original kit is way better than the new one, but I have no experience in using angle shooter, so that might be why. Reefslider is surprisingly fun.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      GGs, I just wanted to pick the undercover so I could just hold the trigger down and be lazy. I think it's a fun weapon if very inconsistent

      GGs, I was mostly just farming licenses. Not a huge fan of the undercover either tbh

  58. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >splatoon 2 DLC added playable Octos for multiplayer
    What will 3 add to multiplayer?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the ability to use emotes in the middle of the match

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shitty maps.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      All signs point to inkopolis square

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      My dreams? A new race. My expectations? Nothing.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >new race
        so... Hispanic?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Third kits will be locked behing Side Order.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        So will the Annaki Chastity Belt

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Third kits
        We don't even know if that will be a thing.

        Side order update is far more likely to bring half of the remaining second kits + the new weapons that were datamined.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >(you
        Based as long as they have they all have the Side Order aesthetic

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zestyling

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black person.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          i do hope we get replicas for the side order weapons at least.
          i kind of miss each class having a hero replica like in 2.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            best hero shot design btw

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              ENTER

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Capes when.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I like how they just went "frick it, p90". Still the best design lmao

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Best charger design btw

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      sauce???

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuzzy mammalian Octolings

  59. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    open tc on the rotation?

  60. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lugo is probably shitposting again. He is one of the tourney haters.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm really hurt. I thought you guys liked playing with me. You forgot me.

  61. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the little top hat Frye's got and I want to see her wearing a matching suit and a cane.

  62. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where do you get that fancy party mask?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to the Switch menu, then the news icon, and scroll until you see the Splatoon 3 Frostyfest announcement.
      At the end of it there's a button to launch the game, doing it that way gives you the Frostyfest gear.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Awesome. Thanks.

  63. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    deens laphi ricey bottomfrag

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a pretty bad SR team

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      we love them

  64. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2024
    >still havent been named drop

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How often do you play in the pool? You increase your chances the more often you play/host/join room

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have been. but thats just because i used to have a weirdo schizo stalker on vg

  65. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    first time my game like this

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That my friend is what I call being charger-mogged. You hate to see it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        im still learning scope weapon

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          it takes a while to get used to scopes if you've been going scopeless for a while

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >6 chargers + hydra
      what the frick

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this Splatoons equivalent of 2Fort?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        but people actually like 2fort

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy crap luis

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ever wonder why you don't see many chargers in solo queue? This is why. The game stealth-nerfs them by putting them all in a containment lobby.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        bullshit a good chunk of my matches recently was just one-sided charger team

  66. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pearl a best.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've definitely turned around on her.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pearl
      >135cm tall
      but how old is she supposed to be?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pearl's 28 (or 29) canonically. They do age with each real life year.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          then she is totally breedable

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah she's not a kid, never was actually. Just a short wigger.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              i have no reference point, as i do not play splatoon.
              the characters are pretty cool though.

  67. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    SR open 2/4

  68. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry about that one, i kept forgetting about the beakons

  69. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marie > Callie > Pearl > Big Man > Marina > Shiver > Frye

  70. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that match
    wew

  71. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Underrated aspect of the Squid Sisters:
    >they're super cool secret agents

  72. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun shifts SR room, going to stop for now though.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      GGs

  73. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank for the shift and putting up with my many deaths fellas!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good job, stick with it. This increased hazard will harden you into a better player

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never, was I so happy for a mothership wave!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's always so nice when you can have a comfy stress free wave 3

  74. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post a Splatoon song you like.
    Hard mode: it's from Hero Mode

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      expansion count? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCoVbCf-KZ0

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hype incarnate

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      favorite from each hero mode
      1: https://youtu.be/7wwdai35Nz0?si=sm789Z-uyG9tIRNz
      2: https://youtu.be/koAmClZi4ss?si=seSxJjJCph5SRwZH
      3: https://youtu.be/mZgkt9WesBw?si=qVsLKvmptBKM4Tfs

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=LZpeQ4wv-LzAQRbw
        >1:08

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah the Alterna songs were great. I listened to them enough that I thought about making Splatoon lore videos just so I could use them as background music. haha

  75. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    last match, tc room
    >that ending

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ggs we beat that last discord team pretty hard

  76. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    GGS tc squad

  77. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    tc 2/4

  78. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    LITTLE BUDDY AS A SUB WEAPON FRICKING WHEN AAAAAAAAGH

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No new sub-weapons have been added since launch, and probably won't be added at all if the datamines are anything to go by

  79. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't play these games i just like seeing callie's armpits and ass haha

  80. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how is someone 999 evp already

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      horniness

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The rotation's been going for more than a day anon.
      Plus if he already got 9s before, he started at 400.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        TIL

  81. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me a gold banner you shitty gotcha machine!

  82. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you get a deathless game

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he look its me
      GGs dude

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        bottomfrag........

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          My beloved

  83. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When is the splatfest countdown? 9pm EST or 10pmEST?

  84. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pumping for Marie.

  85. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Schizophrenia

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually think it's a pretty interesting theory and a visual "theming" that's worth pointing out. We know that more stages will get reworked.

      My theory is less that they left the stages unfinished intentionally, but rather they just ran out of time with development and rushed the stages out in a more stripped down state.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      am i crazy in thinking that beta umami actually looked worse than the final one?
      it looks tiny compared to the final version.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think it's just theming, besides shipshape and robo most of 3's original maps have construction stuff all around them.
      i'd love to be wrong, but i think it was just a stylistic choice, for better or for worse.
      we only have 2 seasons left, so if ALL of these maps will get renovations, they're gonna have to be quick about it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        the very first rework was within the midseason patch, so if there are more, we should get an announcement fairly soon.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we only have 2 seasons left
        They still might announce an extra year of support. I think they did that for S1 and S2.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The thing is the game's internals have been pretty thoroughly examined, and all of the hackers who've looked into the game's code say that everything about the games actual structure points towards there being just two more seasons.

          Now hypothetically this could change, but what i'm saying is 8 seasons is baked into the games actual code, and to add more seasons beyond that might not be an easy task as it might literally break the game's code. We already saw what happened when they tried to rework the Big Run rewards. If they did not plan for extra seasons from the get-go it's going to be difficult for them to implement them.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can’t be that hard

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nintendo builds their engines in house, and when you make your own engine, it can only do the things that you created it to do.

              If they did not create the game's structure with room to add other seasons, big changes like that are not easy to implement unless they were planned for ahead of time.

              Take a game like Smash Bros for instance. In order to have the ability to add new characters to the game, Sakurai had to program "blank spots" in the case that he would add them. He had to plan ahead of time and reserve room for more fighters to come, and that was visible in the code that there were placeholder slots. Adding features like that when the codebase is already finished can literally break the game, which is why you need to plan for those things ahead of time.

              So if they did not make "placeholder seasons" in the games code, they're not going to be easy to add. From what the dataminers have said, they really don't believe there's going to be more seasons than the remaining two. This second year of seasons is already half reused content anyway.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            i doubt there will be more “season-sized” content updates after sizzle ‘24
            what’s more likely is we get a few extra minor additions (such as sheldon’s picks), while the “seasons” just repeat.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's possible, but even placeholder slots for weapons need to be there, and according to dataminers there are what appear to be placeholder slots for weapon kits directly ported from Splat 2, likely for testing reasons. It's because of this that we can't even be certain third kits are guaranteed this time around. It's a big maybe, but it's not a certain thing. The game's internals are pointing towards third weapon kits not exactly being likely.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not to mention it would align perfectly with the trend of each season giving us less and less weapons. By the last we’ll have 2 kits for each weapon, but that’ll be it

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's those 4 brand new weapons to consider as well. Do we think all four will release in the next update, or will they go 2 in one and 2 for the last season? Presumably they have alternate kits as well, I believe dataminers figure that out too.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It very well can be the case. They likely wanna have Fresh Season 2024 be the biggest one yet as it’s dropping with SO, so they may wanna pull all the stops. 4 brand new weapons, all the S2 gear that was cut, etc.
                Sizzle Season 2024 will be the last season, likely will be framed as their big sendoff, and will round out the alt. kits. And while we could get 3rd kits down the line, liekly they’re putting in those resources towards S4 for the next system

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          They'll announce Splatoon 3 Deluxe for the Switch 2, with exclusive 3rd kits to get everyone to move to the new console ASAP.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            If any game by these devs is likely to get the "deluxe" treatment, it will be Animal Crossing New Horizons, not Splatoon 3. Splatoon games are all about getting you to play right then and now and dripfeeding new content. They've never released a "finished" Splatoon game because that's not how these games work. It's all about the dripfeed. Splatoon 3 is soon to be a finished game, they're not going to give it 2+ more years of support, splatfests, new weapons and so on. They're going to start fresh with the new console.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              If splatoon was released “complete” how would that exactly look? Not to dispute the light content on release but what would be the bar for splatoon to release “complete” and how would it go from there?
              Just a ton of content from the start and nothing else thereafter? What’s the bar for it being “completed”? And if it did get post-release content updates does that mean the game was unfinished?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be considered completed it'd need to have as much content as the end of updates of the last game. Just as many kits, outfits, maps and SR maps as the last one right from the get go.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Compare a splat game with the content it has at launch and the content it has after all post-release support has ended. Significant amount more levels, music, and weapons, as well as other stuff like DLC and what have you. That's what a complete game would look like, vast majority of that content being available at launch rather than 25% of the final game. And they've never done that before, as they have no reason to with how quickly they can pump out a "new" game with tons of asset reuse.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          They just added some more weapon kits after support proper ended. No more stages, or new weapons.

          Splatoon 2 had a few extra Splatfests after its support ended but outside of a Mario one they were all reruns during the pandemic.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hope this ends up being true, a lot of 3's original stages could be good with a few tweaks.

  86. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    .

  87. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Jannies have shown that if we actually have a problem in our thread they'd much sooner just autosage the thread than actually clean it up. They won't do shit

  88. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    meltdown time

  89. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    LMAO go ahead and try homosexual. nothing will happen as usual though. try harder.

  90. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    name drop the meltdowngay him

  91. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am specifically going to target the str1d3rschizo first. Namedrop Black person is annoying but that motherfricker needs to paint his walls red first.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. str1d3r

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i like namedropper-kun

  92. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    wonder if splat4 will be a total reboot of the series.

  93. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who won the splatfest?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did

  94. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are 21 remaining weapons to be revealed.
    by the end of it's planned period of support, 3 will have 131 weapons (110 currently).
    2 had 127 by the end of it's planned support period.
    so, 3 will have had more weapons than 2 did in the same timeframe.
    however, sheldon's picks were also added to 2 much later down the line, bringing 2 up to 139.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      reminder that at least 1/4 of these will get cucked with splattercolor screen

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm actually pissed off with how fricking weak the distortion effect is on the screen now. It was undertuned to begin with but now it's just trash beyond obscuring vision of the enemy team a bit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nogami will put it on the new brella that will be even more useless than the rest

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        my guesses
        >glooga dualies deco
        >custom explosher
        >nautilus 79
        >bamboozler 14 mk II (please don't)

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          bullshit, bamboo WILL get crab tank and i WILL have fun using it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they let something have the kino of Beakons + Splashdown.

  95. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that we know how fast they can just rerelease the game as a new tittle, S4 should be a very early maybe even launch title for the next Switch right?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Now
      We've known that since Splat 2. It came out just two years after Splat 1 on a brand new system. S4 likely won't be launch, but probably launch window, early next year.

  96. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone interested in suicides at next rotation?

  97. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    the janitors actively make this thread worse by forcing the porn addicts to migrate here. theres no more mods left on Ganker (at least for active boards) that are naive enough to actually care about their job beyond using it for powertripping

  98. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    its hard going back to solo queue open. so many awful players here

  99. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I am not playing salmon run, I am playing turf wars, and even, EVEN in turf wars, I see the same 6 or 7 people, per day. I play about 20 turf war matches a day, to use up a food ticket, yet I see the same 6 or 7 people every day. I've become friends with most of them by now lol

  100. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Opening a suicide room @ rotation

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll join

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        suicide room up

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          3/4

  101. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I hope that clipped correctly. One guy dipped in the lobby and another did it in the helicopter and it made the noise IN the heli. Fricking hilarious. open again

  102. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk what happened but it was funny

  103. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think his internet died

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It did it shows him offline on my fl

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's how I could tell lmao

  104. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    are we throwing?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can join for a shift or two

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trying lmao
      Haven't deposited any eggs

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        whoops..

  105. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're open again 3/4

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got banned for 10 minutes.

  106. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  107. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna be one of those nights, huh?

  108. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like they don't want us farming scales tonight. If we disconnect again I'm just going to stop

  109. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any regular salmon rooms?

  110. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice a goldie, was really expecting an all bronze finale

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Suicides 3/4

      It should be automatically gold if you're down a teammate

  111. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to wait 10 more minutes, if nobody joins i'm going to disband the room.

  112. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow my internet went to shit even thought I was playing turf before rotation

  113. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dammit, that was supposed to have text. Is something up with the website tonight? I had to open in a different browser to load captcha, and I can't even delete the post. Oh well. Still good to see a thread turn from bad to decent, if not angry. Octo daughter still best daughter.

  114. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another gold!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  115. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    glad we got a 2nd gold for anon who missed out

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick my internet

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have to call me anon I don't care if I get namedropped

  116. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm done GG's suicide crew

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      GGs

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ggs!

  117. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It clipped correctly

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh geez, man, not again.

  118. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why boss stage so common?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish that happens to me one day

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your luck, give it to me.

        hlm games easier than evp600 games too

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your luck, give it to me.

  119. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unstable connection
    >can't for 30 seconds
    >2 dcs
    >0/16 eggs to deliver
    happened two shifts in a row and won them both

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can't move*

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good job sis!

  120. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can see the finish line..

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      not on my watch

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      help

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Killing that little flyfish and stingers
        Please kill more of them

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're one of those freelancers that follow me to basket to help kill a maws

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have fun grinding for points after

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking shit, I'm barely at 2700.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Having sub 5k Big Shots

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I got after them almost every single chance I get. We can't all play Splatoon 24/7.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just shoot at them

  121. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick all y'all homies, I gotta sleep. But first, new veemo images. And they're the best kind.

  122. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet baby girl in the coral wreath. It's enough to make a man tear up from the sheer beauty. I got here too late this time, maybe next time will be better. Good night.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gn sis

  123. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Join my SR room in 5 hours

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will if im awake in time

  124. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    kill nogami

  125. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hacker jacket makes you look like SMT 1 protag
    when will I get to look like raidou though?

  126. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=bkxfe55z4dXYcsIc
    Still doesn't feel all that long ago when we first saw woomies for the first time.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      splatoon is a new meme

  127. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Indeed. And we still made it through all the persecution.

  128. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought splatoon 1 day 1

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