that's what the rollers (and to a slightly lesser extent some of the sloshers) are for
but they otherwise nerfed the spray-n-pray shooters after 2, sorry. But the rollers still get kills for free if you can't aim, but can master their knee-height skill floor
thinking about it now, maybe promising i'd play some salmon run in the Ganker pool then immediately downing 40 benadryls and chasing it with a whole bottle of nyquil wasn't the best idea
whatever. I'm up to slaughter some salmon once i've got some coffee in me. Who else is in?
Big Run just happened and most people don't care to grind out the rewards in normal rotations.
That said, I'm sitting in an empty SR room right now.
Anyone know when PoolsClosed is actually active?
>pro controller needs to charge >"alright, i'll play with joycons + the grip, should feel close enough"
holy shit this is so weird
i legitimately feel like i need to move my wrists more to use the gyro
never doing this again
one of the best salmon rotations this year and not one person got a late start like i did?
fine, frick you guys, i'm taking my chances with freelancers
>you finally rank up to B+ >as a result of constantly losing three games in a series
If I wasn't so determined to fill out the catalogue (level 14) I wouldn't even bother with Ranked and only play during Splatfests as I usually did.
Yeah the game eventually funnels you into S rank with how forgiving it is, but then you have to start winning at least 3 out of 5 to break even with Series at that point.
>Yeah the game eventually funnels you into S rank with how forgiving it is
I hated this back in 2 as well. Always felt like my rank was obviously going up faster than my skill.
same >bought the game >made a character >just quit and went back to Ganker >never even entered a match
i think about playing somtiems but
i dont wana ruin anyones fun with my shitness
so i just read threads
we had fun playing with someone who had played just a bit of story mode and literally one turf match recently and had a lot of fun anyway, don't worry about not being the best player, especially in turf
Honestly could try going for HLM. Have yet to get it and got the next several night off. If there's other peeps going for it I might as well go for it too
Sure thing. Will have to be locked tho since I got a few other people online. Pass will be 5670
12 months ago
Anonymous
Fair enough. 3/4 is already pretty good. Do both of you still need HLM?
12 months ago
Anonymous
I'm going for it, at 520 now
12 months ago
Anonymous
Hope I can help a little bit, at least.
Yea, tho will admit I have not been able to get started on this rotation so only at EVP 40. Sorry if it hurts things but today I had no energy to get a headstart
That blows. I just got here like an hour ago, so maybe I can give you a leg up.
12 months ago
Anonymous
Yea, tho don’t you need an average of like 800 EVP for HLM? Sure me being that far behind drags it down a bit >Hazard level 210%
12 months ago
Anonymous
Oh yeah, that one went way better.
You're not wrong, but there is a practical benefit in that our wins can still raise your rank. Once you reach around 850 or so, you can go freelancing and try for a win. It's how I got mine.
>The Best Daughter
What else could it possibly be?
12 months ago
Anonymous
Yea, tho will admit I have not been able to get started on this rotation so only at EVP 40. Sorry if it hurts things but today I had no energy to get a headstart
i was having better luck with randos than Ganker, genuinely baffled at the cognitive dissonance some of you morons must suffer to shorecamp after complaining on about shorecampers on Ganker. frick ya'll
I disagree with the Japanese shareholder guy. Focus on the female protags is part of the soul of Splatoon. Male players are lucky they even got the option.
today i have realized the importance of noticing which way snatchers come from, lifted alot of stress off my back leaving a pile of eggs far from basket
It can be a lifesaver. Most especially on high tide Marooner's Bay.
Splatoon is the weirdest thing to me in the modern multiplayer market >literally just asks for $60 up-front and $20 a year for NSO >all content updates are free; but also doesn't have a paid battle pass, the season catalogs are also free >has an expansion pass but it's for single player and any multiplayer benefits are all presumably cosmetic like Octo Expansion granting use of octos and some accessories for Splatoon 2 >despite being very cosmetic-oriented, everything is also acquired through in-game action, literally no way to pay-to-skip-grind
Now, of course, that isn't to say Nintendo isn't finding ways to make more money; the Splatoon merch machine is a beast.
But It seems almost profane, Nintendo's flagship shooter having a business model of >make a game people will want to play so they'll buy it >and then we'll update it so they'll keep playing it >and more people will buy the game later
Despite all the shit I've given to Splatoon lately, it does so much perfectly. I love it.
Splatoon is the weirdest thing to me in the modern multiplayer market >literally just asks for $60 up-front and $20 a year for NSO >all content updates are free; but also doesn't have a paid battle pass, the season catalogs are also free >has an expansion pass but it's for single player and any multiplayer benefits are all presumably cosmetic like Octo Expansion granting use of octos and some accessories for Splatoon 2 >despite being very cosmetic-oriented, everything is also acquired through in-game action, literally no way to pay-to-skip-grind
Now, of course, that isn't to say Nintendo isn't finding ways to make more money; the Splatoon merch machine is a beast.
But It seems almost profane, Nintendo's flagship shooter having a business model of >make a game people will want to play so they'll buy it >and then we'll update it so they'll keep playing it >and more people will buy the game later
it's pricing is definitely something it gets right, I was bewildered seeing people say that splatoon 3 should be, HAS TO BE free to play to be worth it before reveal and after reveal people groaning that it wasn't, I just don't get why anyone would want a microtransaction filled, 20 bucks for every season version of splatoon when we can just have everything for $60 (and online cost)
Bros I'm gonna be real with you, playing Splatoon is starting to feel like a chore. The matchmaking is ass, the stages are ass, and I just want to play Rainmaker even though it's never in the fricking rotation when I start up.
>twice I had four wins 2 losses >twice I end up against a team that absolutely wipes mine despite us doing pretty good
What the frick does the game just hate people succeeding they line up the Japs on voice chat?
When I said the entrance to the right ramp, I mean you have to be RIGHT at the bottom. You can not wait right next to the basket with a roller. You need to be down there.
Being able to defend and attack at the same time is an enormous advantage. It really stands for how valuable it is that such a crappy weapon is even usable, and the Undercover would legitimately be OP if it were more than a tiny bit better.
My reefslides at the end of wave 2 actually did something. I guess I could be grateful, but if I had something better we probably wouldn't have been that screwed to begin with. >10 revives
WHAT
Yea, hate i’m not the night owl like I was before, can’t get in many games with everyone before drowsiness strikes. Least with me out of the way you can match with folks with higher EVP ranks for HLM
Think i’ll spend tomorrow grinding out my rank and spend tomorrow night going for that last push. Sitting at 330, shouldn’t be much I hope
Yea. Hopefully some of you guys will be around so i’m going in with a high average. Still had fun and we were slaying every fug that showed up with maximum rewards
I’ll head off, gl with the rest of you guys, seems like you’ll need it
You gotta be fricking shitting me. I finally get to use the grizz brella, and the game just throws literally every single boss ever at us so I can barely do anything. And then reefslider because I can't do SHIT.
>90% of the bosses that spawned were neverending stingers and flyfish >even after profound special use, they still kept coming
There was literally no way to win that, holy shit. We got like 6 eggs in the basket.
I don't actually know, it transferred over to me. Lemme send an invite.
I had a few games like that today. Nothing you can do when the frickers keep spawning on opposite ends and eggs are everywhere except the center half of the map.
FRICK that rando. Refused to budge during glowflies, left us on high tide, and we couldn't kill fug because of him. And of course I got undercover during xtrawave. Bastard.
Mother FRICKER, I wanted to use my second wails but everything was freaking targeting me. Of course the game puts all the goddamn stingers and flyfish opposite of the big shot cannon.
>take out one flyfish with a killer whale and another with bombs >three more immediately spawn afterwards
Im sorry for cursing you guys with my horrific luck.
I JUST WANT ONE MORE WIN. Frick's sake, I just want one win so I can go to sleep.
Guys on wave 3 you need to come back to the basket and focus on eggs
That's the thing, last game most bosses weren't near the basket. We keep getting ungodly amount of flyfish, stingers, and big shots and it keeps fricking us.
I'm done for tonight. What the actual shit, the game threw so many frick you situations at us. This isn't even a case where anyone can be blamed, it was just THAT brutal. Holy frick. Not even the best loadouts can compete with never ending flyfish, stingers, and big shots. After all that, I'm amazed we had enough gumption to kill fug.
>910
That explains it. Go do a freelance round. One win should net you the HLM badge.
Thanks for the heads up kings. Took a couple shots but got it. All japanese players kek, they're playing very well! Nerves are shot but we did it, thanks and GGs everybody
I'm done for tonight. What the actual shit, the game threw so many frick you situations at us. This isn't even a case where anyone can be blamed, it was just THAT brutal. Holy frick. Not even the best loadouts can compete with never ending flyfish, stingers, and big shots. After all that, I'm amazed we had enough gumption to kill fug.
>910
That explains it. Go do a freelance round. One win should net you the HLM badge.
Do people change their button config to booyah while playing? To help a teammate's booyah bomb? If so, what do they usually change the button config to?
I guess it's used in menu navigation, I guess I forgot that, I can't think of any use it has during actual gameplay though, I guess another option would be minus
Went from 50 to 450, which is pretty good for one session. But damn, if the last hour hadn't fricked us I'd probably be up to 600 or something. Not that I care much, just wanted help some people reach HLM. And yes, you can roll out of the maws. I've done it several times, and in fact escaped those frickers twice tonight.
I've had something similar happen to me where I was at the right spot where the closing jaw flung me away from the center barely evading the mouth closing
>see Flyfish >wait until he opens his hatches >already 4-6 new bosses are spawned before he fires his torpedos.
I dont get it. I know its importent to kill them, but thats just ridiculous.
Should i just Cripple them with 1 Basket and go back to kill Stingers & Fishsticks?
that's what the rollers (and to a slightly lesser extent some of the sloshers) are for
but they otherwise nerfed the spray-n-pray shooters after 2, sorry. But the rollers still get kills for free if you can't aim, but can master their knee-height skill floor
I think you should have some hands around your neck
>The game should have some aim assist.
Is this an intentionally shit bait to generate (You)s? If so pathetic. If not also moronic. Shit thread
thinking about it now, maybe promising i'd play some salmon run in the Ganker pool then immediately downing 40 benadryls and chasing it with a whole bottle of nyquil wasn't the best idea
whatever. I'm up to slaughter some salmon once i've got some coffee in me. Who else is in?
Use this to help you get better.
No Aim
No Brain
Must be a Bucket Main
why is no one playing salmon run anymore?
That's not true let me get on an--
I'm going for max hazard this shift. Just taking a little break. Tonight I'm assembling a team
i'm in.
Big Run just happened and most people don't care to grind out the rewards in normal rotations.
That said, I'm sitting in an empty SR room right now.
Anyone know when PoolsClosed is actually active?
It's spawning grounds
No one likes spawning grounds
well it's a good thing it's not spawning grounds
i thought the sockeye station wildcard rotation started today, is that not the case?
Waiting for tonight, when the cool kids swim in.
but anon, there's a big updated coming in July!
I'll probably start a low level evp room in about two hours.
The scale gain system is fricking abhorrent.
Are the Wii U servers back up yet?
turn gyro on.
Anyone wanna Run?
make a room
Reminder that Nintendo got this game taken down and all Splatoon girls are designed for mating press
>those facial expressions when you finish inside
it's the little things
I'm actually surprised that Nintendo hasn't fully committed to a toyline outside of a few Jakks Pacific toys. Splatoon seems perfect for it.
>Eggstra work loadout: Dualies, Slosher, Heavy, Brella
How we feelin’ ‘bout the loadout?
Very solid overall. Quota for gold will be higher because of it. What's the map?
Gone fission
Oh it should be a stroll in the park then.
Hope I get the Brella 🙂
Pretty stacked rotation
I missed out on the last Eggstra so hopefully I can attend this one.
I just want Silver.
I will never care about eggstra work because for me the appeal of salmon run is the randomness.
Are brellas bad or am I bad?
Which brella?
which brella? tenta is great but the rest are middling at best
I think undercover is unironically good if you stick with a teammate.
does the male and females sharing animations kill the game for anyone else?
no not really, woomy butts are what keeping me playing
I sear the Next idol is gonna be completely bald.
Anyone up for some Salmon?
Imma eat them maybe for sure at the next rotation
Is it so wrong to want to play as a cute Inkling Boy, Nintendo?
yes
Why are Octos so lewd?
Purpose built
Made to conquer the surface world by seducing Inklings.
Take the ability off completely
>literally nothing but flyfish and stingers
nice wave 3
>pro controller needs to charge
>"alright, i'll play with joycons + the grip, should feel close enough"
holy shit this is so weird
i legitimately feel like i need to move my wrists more to use the gyro
never doing this again
Cute
Can someone open a room? I got fricked by horrific rng and am at risk of demotion. Please save me
wait in 9 mins
>vp500
>barely get quota
>2 dudes drop a celebration tristrike and wave breaker
b r u h
join the /vg/ pool
go back
the only reason Ganker has good players is because of /vg/
Shut the frick up and go back
I recognize the players on the Ganker pool from /vg/
Good well you can stay in /vg/ from now on, we won't miss you
These rooms sure do fill up quick
Collect the fricking egggggggs
>9 bronze
>1 silver
an ok fug kill
I'm sorry I suck with rollers
>connection unstable into dc
welp ill probably come back later
>The game should have some aim assist.
How much of a CoD casual do you have to be?
>posting this on a thread where most players just pve and avoid pvp
Sitting at 500 now, anyone down to go for max hazard tonight?
i'm gonna make an evp60 room (because clearly nobody else is going to), those looking to get that grind going, hop in.
I'm taking a break until the rotation change in 30
one of the best salmon rotations this year and not one person got a late start like i did?
fine, frick you guys, i'm taking my chances with freelancers
>you finally rank up to B+
>as a result of constantly losing three games in a series
If I wasn't so determined to fill out the catalogue (level 14) I wouldn't even bother with Ranked and only play during Splatfests as I usually did.
Yeah the game eventually funnels you into S rank with how forgiving it is, but then you have to start winning at least 3 out of 5 to break even with Series at that point.
So long as my catalogue levels up I don't give a damn where I wind up in ranked because not I'm coming back unless a season has stuff worth getting.
>Yeah the game eventually funnels you into S rank with how forgiving it is
I hated this back in 2 as well. Always felt like my rank was obviously going up faster than my skill.
Come to S+ with me and experience slow crawls by just losing 2 out of 5 matches
>try X rank out for the first time
>win 2
>lose 3 immediately afterwards
God, i hate that mode already
no. cod shitters get out.
I have consumed so much splatoon content.
No idea what the gameplay is like.
same
>bought the game
>made a character
>just quit and went back to Ganker
>never even entered a match
i think about playing somtiems but
i dont wana ruin anyones fun with my shitness
so i just read threads
>i dont wana ruin anyones fun with my shitness
come on anon we can play some turf war or something
no one gives a crap in that mode
Stop being scared and take action
what how does that message even appear
It was during Splatoon 2 Splafest Demo.
>i dont wana ruin anyones fun with my shitness
You realize it's a children's game right? There are countless people online who are worse than you.
we had fun playing with someone who had played just a bit of story mode and literally one turf match recently and had a lot of fun anyway, don't worry about not being the best player, especially in turf
I just bought the game today and it's somewhat fun. I've only won two games and lost every other though.
Do you think going down on her is also potentially lethal?
No only her bite is lethal but the bites of blue rings are usually painless
Yoko is more erotic. Emotionless is a great tag.
Who says she's emotionless? She's emotional enough to break up her previous band at least.
She has that kuudere look.
>starting with such blatant bait
I don't think this place operates on MH thread rules, OP.
That Japanese guy surely has the gold badge by now, right?
Anyone gonna be fishin’? Woke from a much-needed nap and ready to go all night
I'll be on in a half hour
I'm just here waiting for the lads who are trying to go for Hazard Level Max.
Honestly could try going for HLM. Have yet to get it and got the next several night off. If there's other peeps going for it I might as well go for it too
There were folks going on about it yesterday, I just simply don't know when they start or stop. In the meanwhile, I'm just sort of doing other shit.
I'm already playing man. These randos suck. Ready when you guys are
Oh. Alright, let me fire the game up.
Could get a room goin’ rn
Fire it up
Sure thing. Will have to be locked tho since I got a few other people online. Pass will be 5670
Fair enough. 3/4 is already pretty good. Do both of you still need HLM?
I'm going for it, at 520 now
Hope I can help a little bit, at least.
That blows. I just got here like an hour ago, so maybe I can give you a leg up.
Yea, tho don’t you need an average of like 800 EVP for HLM? Sure me being that far behind drags it down a bit
>Hazard level 210%
Oh yeah, that one went way better.
You're not wrong, but there is a practical benefit in that our wins can still raise your rank. Once you reach around 850 or so, you can go freelancing and try for a win. It's how I got mine.
What else could it possibly be?
Yea, tho will admit I have not been able to get started on this rotation so only at EVP 40. Sorry if it hurts things but today I had no energy to get a headstart
i was having better luck with randos than Ganker, genuinely baffled at the cognitive dissonance some of you morons must suffer to shorecamp after complaining on about shorecampers on Ganker. frick ya'll
It really shouldn't, you should acquire skill instead.
this game would be terribly unbalanced with aim assist
Alright, I'm in. You gonna make the room?
Room’s up. Pass: 5670
Sitting at 3/4
Git gud troon
>main menu has Eggstra Work on the docket
Aw shit.
It does, it's called gyro, stop being a shitter and learn how to aim.
I agree with that Japanese shareholder guy, but I am not a gay.
I disagree with the Japanese shareholder guy. Focus on the female protags is part of the soul of Splatoon. Male players are lucky they even got the option.
Any SR rooms up?
Got 3/4, can give you a spot after this game
Ok
Alright, should be sending an invite. Pass is 5670
Same. I do wish I had more hairstyles at least.
Not a bad start. Little messy, but win's a win.
>The Best Daughter
Well shit. For future reference, if we're doing the basket strategy, stay on the entrance to the right ramp. The AI funnels them all there.
>Multiple Shifts end on Wave 3 with us scrambling to get the Eggs in the Basket
>I work all Eggstra Weekend.
I'm not feeling so fresh right now, Guys.
today i have realized the importance of noticing which way snatchers come from, lifted alot of stress off my back leaving a pile of eggs far from basket
Good game. And I got all my bonuses!
It can be a lifesaver. Most especially on high tide Marooner's Bay.
Despite all the shit I've given to Splatoon lately, it does so much perfectly. I love it.
Splatoon is the weirdest thing to me in the modern multiplayer market
>literally just asks for $60 up-front and $20 a year for NSO
>all content updates are free; but also doesn't have a paid battle pass, the season catalogs are also free
>has an expansion pass but it's for single player and any multiplayer benefits are all presumably cosmetic like Octo Expansion granting use of octos and some accessories for Splatoon 2
>despite being very cosmetic-oriented, everything is also acquired through in-game action, literally no way to pay-to-skip-grind
Now, of course, that isn't to say Nintendo isn't finding ways to make more money; the Splatoon merch machine is a beast.
But It seems almost profane, Nintendo's flagship shooter having a business model of
>make a game people will want to play so they'll buy it
>and then we'll update it so they'll keep playing it
>and more people will buy the game later
While this may all be true, I still want to hit whoever put so many Tickets into the Shell-Out Machine with a shovel.
it's pricing is definitely something it gets right, I was bewildered seeing people say that splatoon 3 should be, HAS TO BE free to play to be worth it before reveal and after reveal people groaning that it wasn't, I just don't get why anyone would want a microtransaction filled, 20 bucks for every season version of splatoon when we can just have everything for $60 (and online cost)
Mother FRICKER. I really needed some help at the cannon, guys. There were like 10 bosses there.
Yea everything was spawning there to the point eggs couldn’t be deposited. Just unfortunate circumstances
>got fricking octobrush during fug wave
On the bright side, GOLD! Also wow, 41 eggs. Not used to that.
It was like half big shots. I fsomeone helped me, we could've gotten way more and hit the quota.
unless you have a splooshomatic or a grizz weapon, camping cannon is a death sentence.
>that last egg
Is it acceptable to put the floplet hair on a yebby?
No. Do it anyway
Which one's that
Same hair as the woomy from Splatoon 2's cover.
Yea why not
where are the rooms
>Great fug kill
>Even got a gold
Alright i’m geared up for an all-nighter
Made a low EVP room, get in here.
imagine joining the pool but playing SOLO
just leave and stop flooding the notifications tab with your solo playing ass
Gyro negates the need for aim assist
Bros I'm gonna be real with you, playing Splatoon is starting to feel like a chore. The matchmaking is ass, the stages are ass, and I just want to play Rainmaker even though it's never in the fricking rotation when I start up.
>The matchmaking is ass, the stages are ass
100%. That's why SR is the only playable mode. Luckily it's a very good mode.
>timmy run
>playable
You only got 20 minutes to enjoy rainmaker right now.
Man, twice recently I tried to play Tower Control and Splat Zones and it's been mostly dodging E-Liter shots for 5 minutes.
I just play Salmon Run nowadays.
>excited to get dualie squelchers
>ended up doing jackshit
Typical. And of course reefslider.
>fricked up my roll and got double steel headed
Ouch
>use my wave breakers on the cannon for a billion points
No regrets!
>twice I had four wins 2 losses
>twice I end up against a team that absolutely wipes mine despite us doing pretty good
What the frick does the game just hate people succeeding they line up the Japs on voice chat?
So what is the inevitable Illumination Movie going to be like.
Tom Jones will voice Captain Cuttlefish.
Thats actually not a bad casting choice if I'm being honest. Though the guy is like 90, doubt he will be doing much of anything.
can i join next rotation or is there already 2 full rooms
We’ll see what happens
Just wait 15 minutes
Christ, I'm glad I had ink jet during that last wave.
>only 1 silver
Frick off.
Thank God I had the wave breaker
>6 fricking revives
Now I know how you feel bj
>that double steelhead kill with stamper
I love doing that shit.
And that's usually without wave breaker!
I saw you trying. Least you had the right idea. I hope next glowflies I get the flingza so as to demonstrate.
ALLAHU ACKBAR
When I said the entrance to the right ramp, I mean you have to be RIGHT at the bottom. You can not wait right next to the basket with a roller. You need to be down there.
Noted. Kept coming from behind at mid, but will keep in mind
Sloppy gloflies made up with a great mudmouth wave, nice
Anyway, remaking room. Pass: 5670
>getting ready to mow down glowflies
>it's fog
Damn it.
how many wins would it take to get a full catalog level? i get an emote next level but it's a full level away
Seems like 1k+ points for each SR win. Not bad
Shit, we really needed you guys back at the basket. It was full of eggs but I had no way to put them in.
That was a close kill
i did everything wrong but it worked out
That last wave was too close for comfort. For once, I'm glad I had reefslider.
I saw that
>see you get grizz brella
>Oh boy, I hope I get it!
>wave 3 gives me reeflux
Frick off. Though I did do okay with it. Golden, in fact.
Was it good?
It was a good view
3/4 sr
Sorry fellow workers my bed calls for me.
That second wave was bullshit for me
splat or plap?
Splat comes after the plap
Another great kill. Brb, gotta piss
Sitting at a comfy 770 EVP, doing great bois
Back from my own piss. Let's continue the climb.
Told you we'd get you up there. No worries.
Comforting.
Sitting at 310. Making good progress and having fun
>5 eggs
bro
Nothing like a good celebratory jihad. I'm ashamed of my performance there, I died too much.
>5 eggs
homie what the frick
I'm starting to think Undercover brella is unironically a viable weapon.
I use it in turf war to ink and bait enemies into mines hoping it kills them because I can't aim for shit at close range
Being able to defend and attack at the same time is an enormous advantage. It really stands for how valuable it is that such a crappy weapon is even usable, and the Undercover would legitimately be OP if it were more than a tiny bit better.
Fuuuuuck, and that wave started off so good, too I killed like 6 bosses in a row at the cannon. I figured we had that quota in the bag.
>excited to get dapples
>forgot it's fug
ggs i'll take those 20 bronze and take a break
>Six deaths
I don't feel so good Mr. Grizz...
My reefslides at the end of wave 2 actually did something. I guess I could be grateful, but if I had something better we probably wouldn't have been that screwed to begin with.
>10 revives
WHAT
I'm sleepy it was fun bros
>that entire wave 3 in slow-mo
Frick, feeling tired and can feel it affecting my gaming. Feel distracted…
Yup, that loss is a sign i’m in no good condition to fish. Sorry guys but may have to go lest I drag everyone else down
Sorry to see you go, man. Maybe we can do more later.
Nintendo needs to fix their fricking shit, I swear.
Yea, hate i’m not the night owl like I was before, can’t get in many games with everyone before drowsiness strikes. Least with me out of the way you can match with folks with higher EVP ranks for HLM
Think i’ll spend tomorrow grinding out my rank and spend tomorrow night going for that last push. Sitting at 330, shouldn’t be much I hope
Guess it's just us for now.
It's important to know your limits. Just do what you can, and rest up.
Yea. Hopefully some of you guys will be around so i’m going in with a high average. Still had fun and we were slaying every fug that showed up with maximum rewards
I’ll head off, gl with the rest of you guys, seems like you’ll need it
Exactly, just like the world acclaimed game Apex
You gotta be fricking shitting me. I finally get to use the grizz brella, and the game just throws literally every single boss ever at us so I can barely do anything. And then reefslider because I can't do SHIT.
That slowdown really fricked us at the end. god damned game
>come to the basket to help
>there's nothing to help with at the basket
>miss quota
Super.
Does this room still need a password?
>90% of the bosses that spawned were neverending stingers and flyfish
>even after profound special use, they still kept coming
There was literally no way to win that, holy shit. We got like 6 eggs in the basket.
I don't actually know, it transferred over to me. Lemme send an invite.
I had a few games like that today. Nothing you can do when the frickers keep spawning on opposite ends and eggs are everywhere except the center half of the map.
I'm actually a little surprised we all stuck together after the map change. Damn good game, though.
Shit sucks.
Oh, I do. Just not here.
Looks like it yeah
Pass is 5670 if anyone wants to join
Frick it, we're going in. There's gonna be an open spot, but you gotta wait now.
>200 power eggs
that rando threw that match
how's the road to hlm?
lemme in da room
FRICK that rando. Refused to budge during glowflies, left us on high tide, and we couldn't kill fug because of him. And of course I got undercover during xtrawave. Bastard.
Sending invite, get the frick in here.
We did what we could with 3 wew
Sorry guys but that extra wave was fricking hilarious
Why are you guys using passwords?
Frick yeah. Much more successful luring to the basket this time, though not without hiccups.
Holdover from the old host, who had other people playing on their friends list. Room's full anyway.
3/4 sr
We're getting into some crazy territory now, with 30+ quota waves.
>brutally winning for 50 seconds and a wipeout to finish it off
>someone """disconnects"""
>lol doesn't count bro!
>maps and modes have changed
Why don't any of you guys ever play ranked?
I do but I left the pool because Ganker only plays salmon
sheer laziness
I enjoy it when I do play it, but working up the mood to do so is difficult
matchmaking is moronic, I'd play more if it wasn't
I only play splatzone
Join the /vg/ pool
>check /vg/ thread
>remember why I chose to stay in Ganker splatoon threads
>double stamper vs goldie
n i c e
>Those gold boss badges
Never joined the /vg/ pool because they're a bunch of gays, but are they this obsessed with salmon run? Might join if they aren't.
They play all modes, including ranked open and tableturf. Challenges when they are on too.
Tableturf too? I'm sold.
I normally like squeezer in SR, but holy shit. I felt useless as hell during low tide there. And reefslider so I can't even do anything else useful.
Oh sure, when you get E-Liter, shit's fine. When I get it, there's horrible bosses all over and I can't do jack.
>play ranked for 8 hours and can't even win a set of 5
Frick it, it's gonna be 5am in half an hour, I'll come back to this hell later.
that glowflies wave was hilarious
That was a glowflies attempt, I suppose. High tide did us no favors. Least we made it to fug. I did really frick up my second booyah bomb, I'm sorry.
>40 sec fug
>4 silvers
i don't play this game but is it normal to want to frick the female characters?
It would be weird if you didn't. I started playing the first game because of all the squid porn.
>do freelance
>team competent enough
>horrorboros
>get grizzco brella
>finish wave in 30 seconds
That was a smooth run with randoms
God damn it, I'm an idiot. I wanted to bomb the 2 flyfish but I should've cleared out the basket area.
I'm feeling the difficulty.
Noooooo
Son of a b***h.
when the glowflies come in from behind
thats the fun part
Bullshit! I was in the fricking air.
Anyone frick around with Splattershot Nova? I remember an anon talking about their success with that weapon and I wanted to meme with it.
Run speed, intensify action, lde
I've 4starred this a while ago
Thanks, how much intensify do you run?
16 points so jump shots have less rng
It's quite garbage but it's the best candidate for an Opening Gambit build
There we go. Big shots can go to hell.
Let me go get a thing from Harmony real quick if ya don't mind, A team.
I'm starting to think we should just not even attempt the basket strat anymore. It just keeps going breasts up, no one's going behind the roller.
I'm sorry.
At least we can do the grillers relatively okay.
I'm terrible with glowfly waves on sockeye
Son of a prostitute, every single time. Every single time, it's because I have fricking reefslider instead of anything else.
It's not to hard to get into the rhythm, just takes practice.
>that slowmo
Mother FRICKER, I wanted to use my second wails but everything was freaking targeting me. Of course the game puts all the goddamn stingers and flyfish opposite of the big shot cannon.
>2 stingers sniped me midair
o w
We've reached a special kind of hell.
Sometimes the right weapon in the right hands is all you need to win
>take out one flyfish with a killer whale and another with bombs
>three more immediately spawn afterwards
Im sorry for cursing you guys with my horrific luck.
Bros i haven't used the ballpoint in months. pls give it to me, grizz
I swear to god, this is like our 6th wave 3 wipe in a row. It's fricking with me, man.
ok we really need to be desperate on egg collecting for wave3s
I JUST WANT ONE MORE WIN. Frick's sake, I just want one win so I can go to sleep.
That's the thing, last game most bosses weren't near the basket. We keep getting ungodly amount of flyfish, stingers, and big shots and it keeps fricking us.
You're right. All I'm seeing are big shots, stingers, and fly fish.
Guys on wave 3 you need to come back to the basket and focus on eggs
WHAT THE FRICK IS HAPPENING!?
Okay that was fricking bullshit
Keep it up
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT STOP. We didn't even make it past wave 1 that time.
Oh boy 3am, time to go get my ass handed me in series.
Maybe i should've special'd the big shot cannon instead of the flyfish
Stop giving me reefslider, stop giving reef slider, STOP GIVING ME REEFSLIDER
man i just realized i havent gotten booyah bomb in like 10 rounds
sure could use it for wave THREE
FRICK they finally give me booyah bomb but i really wanted to save it for wave3
Guys, I can't keep going on like this. If we don't get a win by the reset I'm just going to bed. We literally have 8 losses in a row.
Pressure's on. Time to git gud
What a fricking bloodbath
Ending on 910 EVP
I know those last few were rough but lets end on a high note. apologies hazard level up but I appreciate your efforts gentlemen
You can do max hazard if you haven't done it yet.
Thanks for the heads up kings. Took a couple shots but got it. All japanese players kek, they're playing very well! Nerves are shot but we did it, thanks and GGs everybody
Good job, I knew it would be quick. Welcome to the club. Also GG's SG, BJ, N, and DS.
I'm done for tonight. What the actual shit, the game threw so many frick you situations at us. This isn't even a case where anyone can be blamed, it was just THAT brutal. Holy frick. Not even the best loadouts can compete with never ending flyfish, stingers, and big shots. After all that, I'm amazed we had enough gumption to kill fug.
>910
That explains it. Go do a freelance round. One win should net you the HLM badge.
HORI shet finally they give us a break for wave3
and an eel kill
Do people change their button config to booyah while playing? To help a teammate's booyah bomb? If so, what do they usually change the button config to?
I don't but isn't L free and in a good place
For some reason I feel like L is used a lot. I could be wrong. Sounds like a good idea
I guess it's used in menu navigation, I guess I forgot that, I can't think of any use it has during actual gameplay though, I guess another option would be minus
Ah that's probably it. I'll change and give it a try. Might be fun
GGs, we got a good amount of silvers.
Jesus, I went up 5 catalog levels after all that madness.
A lot of silvers tonight. Worth it after getting nothing but bronze. gg team
At least you guys had fun. Well, we were doing really good up until that last hour. What a nightmare.
Wouldn't really call it a curse so much as what's to be expecting when you're near the 999 range. Just gonna have to power through it.
I'm sure you climbed pretty high despite the rough ending.
Went from 50 to 450, which is pretty good for one session. But damn, if the last hour hadn't fricked us I'd probably be up to 600 or something. Not that I care much, just wanted help some people reach HLM. And yes, you can roll out of the maws. I've done it several times, and in fact escaped those frickers twice tonight.
I've had something similar happen to me where I was at the right spot where the closing jaw flung me away from the center barely evading the mouth closing
decided to freelance and ran into an army of bigshots flyfish again, im cursed
Good luck man. It's going to take a few shifts to get it so don't give up.
I'm starting to like Frye. Especially after the h game
Passing out now. With some luck, we can get you frickers up to HLM later today. Bye.
Good night fishers
Apparently I've had an old version of ika refle from 2 years ago. Look at the soul
Was never sure if got 100% in there.
make a room
after you
>see Flyfish
>wait until he opens his hatches
>already 4-6 new bosses are spawned before he fires his torpedos.
I dont get it. I know its importent to kill them, but thats just ridiculous.
Should i just Cripple them with 1 Basket and go back to kill Stingers & Fishsticks?
yes, kill the other ones closer to you first but bomb one
looks like everyone is gone
It's over.