Splatoon 3

Eggstra work sucks.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got 197 eggs with randoms
    I'll settle with that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a gold score
      maybe not even a silver score.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe. I'll still settle with that

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe. I'll still settle with that

        197 is more than enough for silver

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Eggstra
      >randoms
      ??????

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You patched it so you can play with randoms now. You basically get given a random weapon of the 4 rather than getting to choose your own.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          * They patched it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's open to randoms now

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You patched it so you can play with randoms now. You basically get given a random weapon of the 4 rather than getting to choose your own.

          Oh, I didn't realize they changed it. I guess too many people complained the first time

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only have 177, it's Day 2, and I work all weekend.

    It's not looking good.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post these since a lot of people don't understand concepts of luring or crab on mothership

    Wave 2:

    Wave 3:

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tips from the previous thread:
      >high tide: just kill everything run your 21 eggs. after the first flippity floops two drizzlers spawn on the left side if looking out to sea, heavy needs to kill one before it lands.
      >mothership: splatling + slosher are your big choppa killers. On the first assault have brella use ONE triple ink strike to send it back. on the second slosher uses tank aiming HIGH to kill the choppas plus rain down on mothership
      >low: frick you good luck. LURE THE FIRST STEEL HEAD! then basically kill everything. so many lids and sting rays and fly fish.
      >cohok rush: HEAVY GETS THE CANON! FRICK YOU. HEAVY ON CANNON! Slosher or brella on the other..I'd put slosher on it, but another anon said brella so just find a way to agree. Last 15-20 seconds EVERYONE BUT HEAVY NEEDS TO RUN EGGS. SERIOUSLY!
      >high tide: if you get high haz you get early big shot so guard that cannon, if not enjoy bronze.

      Other anon in regards when to use specials
      >Both crab tanks on Mothership where Chinooks spawn as it approaches the basket
      >Wave breaker near the basket at the end of Wave 3 and 5 to clear lessers and make egg collection easier
      >Both Reefsliders to clear Cohocks towards the end of Wave 4 to make collecting bridge eggs easier
      >One Triple Inkstrike on the Big Shots during Wave 5 at around the 60 sec mark. The other to kill the Flyfish and other bosses on the 40 sec mark

      Watch these videos

      Good luck

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >reposting my tip post from last night
        Well thank you anon.
        Also I got a room up for basic salmon run so pile in homosexuals.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know you can do randoms, but can you do partial randoms? a friend and I do all the big runs and whatnot, so if we can have 2 randoms fill in that would be nice

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't tried it myself but you should see if it works that way now. Most of the other multiplayer modes allow you to set off with randoms if you don't have a full group

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, I've been in a couple rooms with 2-3 and it gave us randos to fill to spots when starting

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I keep getting Dualies playing Randoms, I'm a Heavy Splatling main!

    Give me my Minigun already!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should grab the splatling from the chest then before starting your shift.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I tried that already,.it just had the Weapons from the normal Salmon Run rotation.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess you have to do it while queuing for an Eggstra work job? Everything I've read says you have a better chance if you pick it beforehand. If they overlooked that when solo queuing it'd be rather sad.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid woomy

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone ITT feel like giving it a go? these randoms are fricking moronic

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a feel for the waves
    https://leanny.github.io/eggstra_work/coop_event_02.html

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how do we make Splatoon more fun?
    >make it an autistic grind fest
    The devs blow. I already have a full time job, and I have to do house work after that. Why would I want my vidya to be another job?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meh I'm having fun, problem is the flat level design

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still waiting for the rumored “underground” mode featuring faster salmonid and higher quotas…

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Currently searching

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine playing SOLO and playing SOLO. Play SOLO with your solo-playing ass and stop playing SOLO

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We have a group in the pool, 2/4
    resend the invite jap man
    open slots are splatling, dualies, and slosher

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man what do you think I'm doing?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i said that before i realized, my bad brah

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          One more to go. Let's hope the pool anons are better than those shitty randos

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    3/4
    I'm on bucket because I want to use the crab on mothership, but I'm willing to use heavy splatling

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I think they'll be better than randos
      remember to lure on both the low tides, two on cannon, heavy on one, somebody choose the other.
      Asides from that i'm going to use crab on mothership, but just one. Brella you wanna do an inkstrike on the first mothership or what you planning to do with those

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Top 5%
    >All of which are going to be premade 4 stacks
    >Pretty much impossible for a random group to even get close to that

    wow i wonder why people don't want to play it????

    it's just another stupid shitty design decision from your boys the splatoon dev team

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao skill issue

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        grats on being good at a dead game bro

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          mad cause bad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks the high score determines the percentages

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright that was pretty bad guys
    Wave 2 inkstrike on mothership 1, crab on mothership 2
    Wave 3, we need to lure across the bridge, splatling throw a wavebreaker
    Wave 4, heavy splatling NEEDS to stay on cannon, 2 cannons for most of the wave.
    Wave 5, we need to be on the lookout for big shot cannon but at that weird hazard level we just had he never fricking showed up. what a pain

    Let me know if you guys want to change weapons

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also this was in reference to the first time, second was better not to be overly negative here but just trying to give us a structure

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        We could organise better if we used voice chat. We just can't be rude about our accents

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick that

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you that afraid of us making fun of each other?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not getting on voice chat with anons, plain and simple. It's not that fricking hard, people just need to know their role and stick to it, and use their specials proactively

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >someone uses their special to celebrate at the end eggstra work
    homie..

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    been thinking of a splatoon x powerwash simulator collaboration thingy
    idk thought it was pretty cool

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ggs.

    While we didn't play perfectly 208 eggs should be enough for gold (or silver in worst case)

    It was fun playinv with actually competent people for once.

    Truly honourabre dispray

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >While we didn't play perfectly 208 eggs should be enough for gold
      Nah
      It's gonna be over 210, probably more like over 220, not even kidding. Silver good chance.

      GGs thoughever

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt it, feel like 220+ at least, especially given we couldn’t hit 300%. Regardless, it’s not a bad score to sit at.
        What was gold anyway last time?

        >it was 203
        We might have to settle for silver. Although some people can't even manage to make it to wave 5 so the average might be lower.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt it, feel like 220+ at least, especially given we couldn’t hit 300%. Regardless, it’s not a bad score to sit at.
      What was gold anyway last time?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        200 I believe
        but if Big Run's big jump in gold range due to far less players playing, it shot up a pretty large amount, like 15 eggs.

        Now there is the freelancer option now which should bring in some players, but overall Eggstra work was far less popular than big run and I don't doubt this one will have less players, increasing the average a bit. 220 sounds reasonable. We can definitely optimize things a bit, gonna try again later. Now that everyone's got the first day down and kind of understands the ropes tonight we should be able to get some good scores

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds good. Was also able to get tonight off since they called me off so I should be around then. So long as everyone has a good idea of what to do we should be fine and can optimize further. Wanna stick with the dualies though, can’t into the other weapons

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You were doing good dualies, stick with what works

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        gold was 203

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >208
      gold will definitely be higher
      this eggstra is a lot easier compared to the first, at least if you and your team lures properly
      the first eggstra work was actually quite brutal

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If we dont make double the quota on Mothership, please jump your ass into the water next wave so we can get on with our lives.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you dont make mid 40s at least you should jump off anyway

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even 50s feels like sub optimal. 60-70 should be the range people aim for

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I gotta wait until tonight to try again, but by then most of the good players would have completed their goals and left.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah there will be a big push tonight, we still got like 24+ hours left

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh man why is every freelance heavy splat user clueless morons, when everyone else actually knows what to do

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Splat is one of the more unwieldy weapons, but has one of the most important roles in this eggstra work so it's not something you want to give to randos.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Funny how janies are useful everywhere but (anti)social media

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What in god's name are you blathering about?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            In the day waves they are there to kill fish sticks and help by killing the lesser salmonids

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        *Splatling

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I managed to get 184 eggs as my highest so far, but could've been greatly improved if they actually had an ounce of sense and pay attention to whats going on

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          update 197 for now, will continue next time

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where should Splatling be standing during Wave 3?

        The platform to the right of the egg basket, right?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not a bad place to be

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ima stick with 210
    I might not get gold but on second thought I like the badge less than the big run and challenge ones

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >less people playing = higher quota

    Good luck with that.
    You cant even sell that shitty sticker as NFT to some idiots with more money then common sense.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are peoples' luck with randos?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of them are shit, but you might get put in with a good team looking for a 4th player as well. Saw one anon get 220+ with randos, but that's probably pretty unlikely. I've had some randos not even survive wave 3.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They rush to the shore wave 3 every time and we barely scrap by.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It just keeps happening, like a car crash in slow motion.

        Why do people keep forgetting they're intentionally sending in Steel Eels to punish that idea and yet they keep going in?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why do people keep forgetting they're intentionally sending in Steel Eels to punish that idea and yet they keep going in?
          I don't think your average timmy puts that much thought into it

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm skipping Eggstra since I missed the first one. Also if this is like Big Run, it's not worth trying to get gold.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      play once to bring down the average

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, that would get me a badge

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its like big run without the rng

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wake up

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >moron discord team doesn't deposit their last two eggs reducing hazard level to X1.5 on the first wave
    I ragequit, very rare that I do, but frick that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What, is there some strat to keep hazard level intentionally low?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why would you do that though.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              it stops a few of the more moronic bosses from spawning in wave 3 that will just make it be harder to collect the rest of the eggs, while keeping the maximum instances of eggs at like 50-something that most people aren't going to manage to collect all of either way

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                moron strat, if I catch any of you doing that dumbshit I'm out. You should be going for max hazard.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                tl;dw boring voice and slow pacing

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                deja vu

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >moron discord team doesn't deposit their last two eggs reducing hazard level to X1.5 on the first wave
          I ragequit, very rare that I do, but frick that.

          That doesn't seem like a worthwhile strategy
          Higher hazard level means more bosses and getting overwhelmed shouldn't be an issue

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            it stops a few of the more moronic bosses from spawning in wave 3 that will just make it be harder to collect the rest of the eggs, while keeping the maximum instances of eggs at like 50-something that most people aren't going to manage to collect all of either way

            correct. but if you are managing to coordinate strategy but lack the skill to handle the extra bosses you may be better off with the 19-egg wave 1 strat

            either way it's
            >skill issue
            >lmao

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous
  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man shit's fricked in both eggstra work and the regular rotation. I guess I'll wait till it's over.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just keep running into people who have like 2 braincells so they at least half-ass try the efficient strategies, but then after like 20 seconds in they just succumb to the primal urge of

    ME NEED KILL ALL AS FAST AS CAN ME GO FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE FROM BASKET

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit reef lux is in next rotation. Frick eggstra work.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats your high score?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >154
      I want to try and get something higher but I don't have time to hop on. The participation sticker at least looks nice.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      208. It’s silver at best, so hoping to break that tonight

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      170. I've accepted my lot as a bronze baby in this event.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      0
      too lazy for eggstra work

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      221
      watch it be 227 cutoff

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Realistic, gonna need 230+ to feel safe this time around.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      202. Got in my second run through. Been a horror show since.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      192
      It's amazing how much eggs you can get when you lure boss salmonids in waves 3 and 4 and I did it with randoms.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      a blessed 248, i can rest in piece now

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just wanted the one win
        >got some really nice randos and almost got all my capsules
        Okay, I'll stick with these homies till one boss.

        Ooooo, nice.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      125 over all five rounds since it was profreshional. Can't really bother with the gamemode due to level-locking even if I could just join you homosexuals for a neatly 200

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they shit so much?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        too many burgers

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    when i realize i am freelancing with a team that doesn't lure or know the mothership strategy, i stop putting eggs in the basket

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turns out you can select what Weapon you'd like in Freelance. You may not actually get it, but it's more likely if you do.

    I'd like to apologize for not believing that other guy earlier.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the next SR rotation good enough that it'd be worth trying for hazard max?

    i missed it by 2% last time it was sockeye station

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's possible but it's not the best rotation if you want an easier time, especially in freelance.
      There's a notable lack of immediate DPS there.
      Jet is good and can play on the tower well, S-Blast is a really strong blaster, Reeflux is good but unwieldy, roller is pretty mid.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine joining the pool but playing SOLO
    just leave and stop flooding the notifications tab with your solo playing ass

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's their high score?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Considering their reactions to any score announcements when it comes to STR event's probably a solid 80.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I get the impression all 3 of them are complete overachiever shitters.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eggstra Shift ends at a loss because the Guy with the Crab Tank refused to use them.

    Thanks, fricko.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wut he shouldnt even have a crab tank after wave 2 so you're either a moron for expecting it to be used beyond that or such a terrible player that you couldn't beat mothership wave 2 at low quota even with timmies. Regardless it only worthwhile to get mad if you're having a good first 3 waves then blow it on 4 or 5. You will know by the first 5 seconds of wave 3 if your team is competent enough to continue and if not you should just this way into the ocean

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frye is a cute.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn sorry chord I cannot for the life of me figure out what to do on fifth wave

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tonight we are getting gold.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Someone thinks you're "fresh!"

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Its another 'Slosher wont use his Crab Tanks on the Mothership while its on top of the Basket' Episode

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bless those guys for picking slosher and throwing so the average stays lower

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The final percentages are not an average. It's literally the top highest scores from 5% of everyone who played. You want the score to go down? You need to get more people to play Eggstra Work. The number of players, like in Big Run, influence the top percentages.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The whole squad celebrates with specials after wave 5

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heavy can actually do the same job as the Crab Tank. Not as consistently, but it can save you some specials.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Someone thinks you're "fresh!"

      >

      I need to shoot my ink

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Come on frickos join up.
    Fangfox 1/4 regular salmon run. need my 12 orbs before i hit up eggstra again.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      so...just play regular with freelancers then.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get highest egg count
      >die once
      >people still leave after one match
      frick you too pickle.

      Join the /vg/ pool.

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry fangfox but i need to go for a moment

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ah well now I apologize for being a dick.
      That's fine.

      so...just play regular with freelancers then.

      >bro trust the randoms
      "No."

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get highest egg count
    >die once
    >people still leave after one match
    frick you too pickle.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sorry my dad needed my help with something 🙁

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Insecure prick

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        sorry my dad needed my help with something 🙁

        I apologized in my next post jeez. Plus don;t pretend plenty in the pool don't believe that way.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’re the reason we didnt get gold.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick you gay

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn it, my Switch has to charge.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first freelance of the day and already randos doing the 19/21 strat
    >didnt even matter for wave3 since they didnt throw a wavebreaker and half the eggs wasted
    oh boy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I ragequit the first time someone tried that shit, fricking pussies. What even is the fricking strategy, barely make fricking quota?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        doing so prevents 3 problematic boss spawns from happening on wave 3 that would make your life hell otherwise
        still, it's pointless to do the strat if your team is dogshit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What 3 fricking boss spawns? Its pointless to do that strat period, which fricking pussy came up with that one?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fish stick, stinger, flyfish
            If you can't see the potential value of this strat then that's on you
            Wave 3 is already arguably the most difficult wave to do well in, but this strat allows you to collect every single golden egg with ease compared to raising the hazard level further

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds more like shitters who can’t handle when things get too hard. Maybe instead you stop peddling whatever e-celeb shitter came up with this and actually get good at the game

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seriously where are they learning this shit from? I want to know.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                post salmon run badges

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not an optimal strat. It's a shitter cope "strat" for people who can't regularly clear wave 3. You want 270 hazard at least by wave 5 so you can have the big shot cannon where you want it to be.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're right, it isn't optimal.
                But if you're looking for optimal, then why the frick are you playing freelance? Fricking moron

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you admit the strat is suboptimal cope for moronic shitter freelancers, thanks for clearing that up. Now can you educate me who was the einstein who came up with this genius "strat"?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >plays freelance
                >complains about optimization
                make it make sense homie

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well they're optimizing. I just want to know where the frick they're getting this strat from. Where did YOU here it from squigga? Who is poisoning the minds of these impressionable woomies? Who's genius idea was this """""""""strat"""""""""""" really?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Prochara

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                KWAB

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Prochara
                >Hazmy
                >Squid School
                If you had to let one insufferable troony live, who is it?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >give out bad strats
                >even in groups morons will follow them cause frickus muckus the pluckus said it was neatto kino beanno to do it
                How about you stop teaching how to play like shit and teach them how to actually improve Black person.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sounds more like shitters who can’t handle when things get too hard.
                exactly, and it works.
                >Maybe instead you stop peddling whatever e-celeb shitter came up with this and actually get good at the game
                I'm just explaining what this strat is. Dunno why you're so mad lol
                I was already well into top 5% territory freelance before this strat came up
                Just sounds like you're angry at people strategizing and you're too stubborn to go along with it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow 2nd freelance of the day and another team doing the same shit already

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This shit is fricking moronic. I'm reporting every person I see doing that "strat".

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What 3 fricking boss spawns? Its pointless to do that strat period, which fricking pussy came up with that one?

        >hurr durr strategy is NOT allowed in my games!
        enjoy your silver, lol

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    great run guys, thank you both.
    Gonna nab a snack then hit up eggstra work.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The new strat upped the projected gold badge.
    It's 250 now

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    eggstra up.
    Fangfox 1/4

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That wave 4 was so bad, i'm sorry

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >strategy for wave4 is
    >just don't use cannons
    >don't kill shit
    >don't run eggs
    Bold and Brash. but I believe it belongs in the trash.
    Also noise you moron stop rushing shore and leaving shit there.

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a minute. I hate eggstra work

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just got-
    >240
    Yeah, I'm in the clear!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      enjoy your bronze

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >making strats for a weekend event
    >and event where you want everyone else to have lower scores
    >people actually follow them
    Hahaha, imagine tricking your braindead followers into playing worse so you can get gold easier.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically what’s happening and the people who follow it deserve what they get

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frickin' morons. Low scores aren't going to lower the range.

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's one thing to suicide if we had a bad Mothership wave but I just had the rest of a freelance team when we spiked the hazard rating up. The frick is going on?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is telling them these bogus strats seriously?
      Is it someone on twitter? Tiktok?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        All the overfishers gathered together in the discord to spread false misinformation lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They poisoned the waters for the entire freelancer pool, just devilish.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they suicide after getting double quota on wave 1?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        YES

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They saw this

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can't even right now. I know everyone and their fricking grandmother uses video guides these days, but this is moronic.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              How is it moronic? What specifically do you disagree with?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just don't see it as necessary to curtail the hazard rating. Generally trying to get morons to try and lure is good, but if they're just going to try and restart over a slight bump in hazard it get's rather frustrating.
                A bad mothership wave? Ok sure I understand, but with a higher hazard I think it's still worth the attempt.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                see

                doing so prevents 3 problematic boss spawns from happening on wave 3 that would make your life hell otherwise
                still, it's pointless to do the strat if your team is dogshit

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just sounds like a method for shitters who can’t deal with the game being too hard. You don’t need a low hazard level, you need to git gud

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why did you reply to me again with the same exact thing you said before

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ggs, have to leave now

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    does going sleep mode during a freelance match get me timed out?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fangfox 2/4
      need brella and heavy

      because it kills the net connection thus you disconnected mid match.

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    TIP: dont kill things on he Bridge. You see Steeheads and Slammin Lids buttfricking on it, back WAAY the frick off and let them completely cross it!!

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do we nerf clash blaster?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the same way we nerf the aerogay: we don't

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's too strong

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you struggle against a weapon:
      >go watch a replay that has you against that weapon
      >see how you die from their perspective
      >dont play like that

      against clash you just need to pick something that outranges it and/or kills faster which is most weapons in the game, good luck

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Outplay it

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm assembling a team

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    will I ever have a free weekend where I can grind something like this? Haven't even tried one game of eggstra this time yet

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >214
    Alright, we’re getting up there

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    214, not a bad start
    Brella you gotta go take out that fly fish at the beginning of wave 3, and that stinger, you help too splatling

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    any open rooms?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fangfox 1/4

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        need dualies

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    219 is pretty nice. I feel like wave 5 needs some work.

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >219
    Good to see we can keep up consistent 200+ runs. Gotta stick together so we can keep that score going up. Gonna grab a drink real quick

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're doing good, wave 3 and 4 we need improvement on though. We want 270 hazard for the nice big shot cannon which means we need double quota on at least one of those waves, ideally wave 3. We were close last time, only 5 eggs off actually. Need 52 for that one.

    Also with cannon wave you gotta make up your mind splatling. Sorry I got us killed there by diving early. Reefsliders on wave 4 to clear the cohocks. Inkstrikes for wave 5. wave breaker on wave 3 in final 20 seconds go go go.

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >226
    Loving the improvement, but I know we can do better than that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >226
      we're getting closer boys
      hey brella use those inkstrikes on the flyfish on wave 5 if you cahn

      >meanwhile my guys are 175ers
      welp...least some of us are having a good time.
      no way i'm breaking 202 at this rate

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >226
    we're getting closer boys
    hey brella use those inkstrikes on the flyfish on wave 5 if you cahn

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    welp you guys fricked wave3

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is eggstra work just big run on maps we had? i haven't played since pokemon splatfest

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Similar but not exactly, there are 5 waves and everything in the waves is predetermined, so it's all about memorization and refining your runs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you considered other avenues of knowledge to search for answers to your questions?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        id rather ask in a thread you socially stunted autistic homosexual

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't be a dick anon. We all need to help each other out here.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      atm it's at Gone Fission Hydroplant.
      Splat dualies.
      Slosher
      Brella
      Heavy Splatling.
      5 waves.
      All trash and boss spawns are guaranteed to repeat every wave no matter how many times you play within the hazard level you are at.
      It starts at 60% hazard. reaching 150% egg quota gives you 30%+ haz. reaching 200% quota gives you 60%+ haz.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not really, 5 waves with set weapons/specials you use for all waves and set spawns, but yeah it is on the current maps and the goal is getting high scores

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So close on that extra hazard on wave 3, just two eggs off. we almost got it

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the rooms?

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, so close to wave 5 270%. Just gotta keep at it, we’ll get there

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The wave 5 cannon is way too hard to control. How do you do it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'd say one triple ink, one wave breaker and one reef slider.

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bravo squad returning to base after the Berlin terror attack that lasted three turns before aborting the mission

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eggstra Work Suuuuuucks. Why do I always have to have the Dualies, I HATE THESE THINGS.

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >64 on mothership
    YES BACK IN BUSINESS WOOT

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >203
      MY POWER GROWS!
      marginally

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just got done with real work any extra shift rooms open and how do I choose gear and specials

  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Splatling please use wavebreaker on wave 3
    Dualies use reefslider on wave 4 to clear the last line of cohocks

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is no one playing the regular sr anymore?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, it's not a great rotation.

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >got fish raped so my crab of off on mothership2
    >died at the ass end of wave3 costing an egg
    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    wave5 wasn't my fault at least.

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't even clear wave 5
    Sorry guys, I totally played like shit that game.

  92. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus that game was sloppy as all hell. Brb gotta piss

  93. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    BRELLA
    THERE's a flyfish you should be using your inkstrikes on in wave 5 that spawns on the left side.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then I need someone to deal with the stingers on the right because I've had to use my inkstrikes on those guys just to survive.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You got two inkstrikes, use the first batch for the right side
        then later on in the wave you can go for the left side and hit the fly fish and a few of those slammin lids or whatever's up top.
        Anyhow not trying to critique you, appreciate ya GGs fellas, just advice for next time

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yea, gg. Fun to play with folks who know their stuff. Think I need to get down my reefslider timing. Trying for once on wave 3 and another on 4 but don’t have the optimal times down. I try to go for clearing out steel eels at least

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I keep trying to hold things down with that one cannon on the left but I get overwhelmed way or another. I needed more cannon support from heavy splatling. I actually think our wave 4 was quite good, 40-50 is considered well done for that wave. It's the Wave 3 and 5 we needed to work on which are arguably the harder ones

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yea, especially wave 5. If we can get 270% we could get a nice spike in our egg count but things get real fricked at the latter half of 4. If we get there more consistently we can learn it and certainly do it too.
              On that note, we going again rotation change? Noticed some dipped out before everyone else left

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                To get 270 we only need double quota on waves 1-3. We can get 1.5 quota on wave 4, that gives us 270. If we somehow got double on wave 4 we would get max for eggstra at 300 for wave 5.

                Really it's wave 3 that we NEED 52 eggs. Wave 4, 40-50 eggs at 1.5 will get you 270, that's just fine

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                and to illustrate it
                we need double on wave 3 because 52 is more doable than double on wave 4, which is like 58 or some shit. Very hard to pull off. We gotta get over 52 on wave 3, that's why we need that wavebreaker. Also splatling should hang right side and also be killing slammin lids by shooting them. We gotta do our best to lure close to the basket as possible, but that last 20 second wavebreaker will give us the leeway we need to clear eggs.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah GGs and thanks for the advice. I was definitely playing like shit. I never play brella, I was just trying to fill for you guys. I'm tired from this event and worried I'm just going to drag us down more. Hopefully we got gold but I'm pretty sure we didn't.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You did good dude. As far as I can tell brella is a mostly a trash clearer/defender type. You were getting those flyfish at the start of wave 3 which was crucial, it's a tough window but that's what you gotta do

  94. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We go for 230+ on the rotation change, who's down? It's very doable

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fangfox needs dualie and brella
      sitting at 203

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        rotation change in 10 broski, im taking a wee break

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not using the Dualies again, I refuse. I'll take the Brella.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's fine.
          I'll take dualies if the bucket guy can be trusted to crab right

  95. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Splatling here. Playing sloppy. Get a better 4th.

  96. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm honestly surprised just how tilted Eggstra Work is making me.

  97. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok seriously. On mothership can the brella or dualies GET THEIR ASS ON THE SHORE?!
    Throw those eggs towards the basket. those eggs are vital to hitting 60+.
    I keep having to go down there which is annoying as the slosher.

  98. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    On splatling now in fang room. I will cannon the frick out of everything on wave 4 but I can't reach that stinger that spawns on the left. Get it asap

  99. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    To all gold-seekers
    Splatling use wavebreker on end of wave 3 so you can collect eggs
    You need to get over that 52 mark to get the hazard up to 270 for final wave
    then we get the good cannon on the right

  100. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea what to do

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch videos before joining a room. It helps a lot and will make people not as pissed at you for fricking up.

  101. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the pool code? you homies can't be worse than randos

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      poolsclosed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      inkgen

  102. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are your high scores?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fangfox 1/4

      203

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      221

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      240, not feeling so comfy with that anymore tho

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats more than enough

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      158

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      177.

      Frick, man. I just wanted Silver. Now I gotta go to bed before work and try a few more times before the Event wraps up.

  103. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well that was something

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      226 right now
      worried I need at least 230 for gold, but it's doable

  104. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    welp that was fricked

  105. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A COMMUNICATION ERROR!?

    AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH. Frick this Game Mode!

  106. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry I just kicked my switch off my bed

  107. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The dps is so slow on sockeye rotation

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  108. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fangfox 1/4

  109. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    isnt that the comic of the obssesed dude with work and the other one that has to pay a debt that the korean chic never finished?

  110. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone wanna do some regular SR?
    I just want to get a king then I'll do some eggstra

  111. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry for pressing again last time. Do we ditch the random?

  112. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    3/4 need dualies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still open?

  113. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    anything differently we should be doing wave 5?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brella needs to be saving its ink strikes for wave 5. I'm trying to kill the stingers at splatlings to the right and I could use brella's help killing the trash blocking the way. At the right hazard there'd be a cannon on the right but you want to use the first ink strike to clear bosses

      Brella should use a second ink strike on the flyfish that spawns left side of the map and what ever else is around the basket. We just gotta keep the basket area clean. But we're not hitting the right hazard level on wave 3 to get the good cannon that would spawn on the right.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        got it, i'll try

        Frick, feeling a bit exhausted, gonna have to dip for the night, sorry guys

        ggs

  114. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first two steelheads on wave 5 always sneak up on me goddamn it

  115. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, feeling a bit exhausted, gonna have to dip for the night, sorry guys

  116. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    everyone comfortable with their weapons?

  117. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >e-celebs
    You'd think the tards following these groomers work at least stick in their pool and not shit up perfectly fine freelance games.

  118. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could the dualies player use reefslider near the end of wave 4? It would help a lot with collecting eggs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should use it on the mothership wave

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ideally dualies should use both reefsliders on wave 4 yes

  119. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i really wish i got freelancers that would suicide with me

  120. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    where do i go if the first eel aggros me on wave 5?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      near the basket

  121. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone need a 4th, freelance got me suicidal

  122. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we suicide if we get below 60 on mothership?

  123. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    emotional crit

  124. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get some help at the cannon? It's a real clusterfrick over there.

  125. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thank you for the new high score

  126. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    GGs eggstra room, I'll settle for 225

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      GGs. Wish we could have pushed it a little more. Not super confident in that score.

  127. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    GGs. could've gotten more, but i'm happy

  128. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jayde sweetie you need to use the crab

  129. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wyell..

  130. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dc
    whoops, lemme back in if you guys continue

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like we found a room

  131. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's like looking at myself from yesterday playing

  132. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i suddenly have the most faith in whatever randos they give

  133. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    do i keep the rando?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      need an extra squid?

  134. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i played like shit. how was that a high score

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      rng GODS

  135. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    make a salmon run room

  136. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lost more than 24 hours of potential eggstra work time
    I'm fricked for gold, aren't I? Son of a b***h.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Join the /vg/ pool.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get it.

        It's over

        It will be with that attitude.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's over

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry to hear that bro

  137. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    group suicide is always funny

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when you stay frozen in your tracks at the start of a new wave and just look back and forth at each other and the ocean.

  138. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >248
    aww yeah finally a high score today!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm really happy with that

  139. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dunno if we should keep going, but ggs crew!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i didn't think i'd get this much. ggs everyone. thanks for putting up with my lack of critical knowledge

      i can't continue. i've sacrificed sleep for this dumb gold jpeg

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i didn't think i'd get this much. ggs everyone. thanks for putting up with my lack of critical knowledge

      i can't continue. i've sacrificed sleep for this dumb gold jpeg

      Damn, you guys have been putting in the work.

      Sorry to hear that bro

      It is what it is. I'm tired as hell, but I should at least get one daily win to finally get my beloved victory twist. And then maybe freelance eggstra a bit.

  140. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    make a room!!!

  141. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >current loadout has both reeflux and S-Blast
    God damn it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't bad mouth the reef lux! To be honest though, it's not bad. I managed to do fine in freelance since every one else was busy with eggstra work.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >my great team was replaced one by one by dummies
        >just barely fail coho because they kept leading it away from the dozens of eggs I got from boss killing
        Idiots. Least I got all my capsules and a silver.

        Sorry, anon, I will always make my distaste for reeflux known. I despite using it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know just messing with you.

          Despise. I DESPISE using it. Gosh darn it.

          lmao

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            First try at eggstra work was with morons who died in waves 1 and 2 and couldn't even get past wave 3. I want at least one successful run before sleep.

            Yeah yeah.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Will you be playing tomorrow night? I don't want this reef-lux rotation to go to waste.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >couldn't get past wave 3 again
                Never left a room so fast. good luck with your games, random pool member, I will not be joining them.

                I literally can't promise anything. This last week has been hell.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That sucks. Well, if you do manage to have free time We'll do a few shifts. Goodnight.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Finally, a damn win. I can rest now.

                I can only hope.

                Yeah that was me. Sorry, I have no idea what to do on wave 3.

                Well for starters, STOP KILLING EVERYTHING AT THE SHORE. Holy shit, every single one of you was doing it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that was me. Sorry, I have no idea what to do on wave 3.

  142. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >211 eggs

    Well, it's a +34 improvement from Sockeye. I wonder if the percentage will be lower, thanks to freelancers.

  143. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of the semi-automatics?

  144. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    FINALLY. After a month of playing and waiting, I finally got my Victory Twist!

  145. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Despise. I DESPISE using it. Gosh darn it.

  146. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Currently searching.
    208 high score
    Japanese user name

  147. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, I'm done complaining. I really need some sleep now. At least 168 eggs seems okay with randos. I understand why people are saying splatling is crucial. The instant it was handed to me, things stopped being that dire. I was killing bosses, taking care of the fish sticks, stopping the stingers, cleaning up on mothership, and throwing wave breakers to clear trash. Probably not all that well, but it was enough to get us the win. God willing, I'll be able to do some eggstra work with a handful of you later today before it ends. Nighty night.

  148. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    join my sr room

  149. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    man
    I wish I could get gold

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do it then.

  150. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are most people here asleep during euro hours

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd assume most people here are burgers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >friends

      >Play with randoms
      >Teammates derp across bridge at the start of low tide wave
      >Guy spamming this way at basket spends the rest of the match killing himself while spamming booyah
      yeah no im not dealing with these people im just getting the gachapon balls and gtfoing

      learn to make rooms

  151. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    finally my friends are online

  152. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >friends

  153. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Play with randoms
    >Teammates derp across bridge at the start of low tide wave
    >Guy spamming this way at basket spends the rest of the match killing himself while spamming booyah
    yeah no im not dealing with these people im just getting the gachapon balls and gtfoing

  154. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sub 40 score on wave 3
    >resume playing
    Why are you people like this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That the ideal score? Only gotten past that once.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        40 is already shit. I was using that number to show how badly some people play.

  155. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    tell me the truth.. whats the cut off gonna be now?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      About 235, give or take ten.

  156. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >high score is 220
    I was aiming for silver since playing the same waves over and over again drives me insane, but this feels like the type of score where I'm a few off from gold and would leave me miffed for days

  157. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys scare me.

  158. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >decent wave 2 completely fricked by wave 3

  159. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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