Splatoon 3

Salmon Run is the only reason I keep coming back to this game, that and unlocking the Emotes.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >actually want to play Ranked
    >hate playing on the majority of these maps in rotation

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll get Splatoon 4 if they actually do more work with Salmon Run. I sold 3.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason you keep coming back to this game is because you've fallen for the psychologically manipulative FOMO design they've put into nearly every facet of it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I like playing 4-person Co-op Horde Game Modes, which the Switch doesn't have a lot of.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is why I've been playing LESS of it, actually.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely just play it because it’s fun. Maxed my catalogue out in like the first month every season and still keep playing till the end. Adding pools definitely expanded its lifetime a bit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah sure. I totally wouldn't want to miss those free gacha rolls every 10 catalog levels. I'm totally playing because of FOMO and not because it's fun.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct
      But I also can't stop because every time I come back I end up having fun again

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually no, I have friends who love playing multiplayer games like me

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine joining the pool but playing SOLO
    just leave and stop flooding the notifications tab with your solo playing ass

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    New challenge is coming up. Tower control with only two people sounds like a headache. Even if respawn time is cut down.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't that mean Splatlings and Chargers would be an absolute nightmare to go up against? A single good Splatling user can easily shut down just 2 Enemy Players.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably depends where you're stuck rating wise. It's hammer head and fricking brinewater as the maps so I probably won't touch it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't that mean Splatlings and Chargers would be an absolute nightmare to go up against? A single good Splatling user can easily shut down just 2 Enemy Players.

      It’s not 2v2 TC, you still go up against teams of 4. You just can only pair up in duo’s, no full squads

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    IMAGINE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna have to go with squinny on this one.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Squid does seem superior.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weird. I had thoughts about this sometime ago. At that time I thought more about the boys, but the concept could go either way. Also how did this not get deleted.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I thought more about the boys

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah man, boy butts. Less about how they would look on the inside, and more about how they would feel. That led into further debilitations about how each of the four player characters would feel to a person, as well as how they themselves would react.

          Is splatoon worth it without the multiplayer? I have a hacked switch

          Not really. The single-player campaigns are fun little experiences, but the meat of Splatoon will always be Multiplayer and Salmon Run.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You know what, that's not the strangest thing I've read in one of these threads. Take that as you will.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I get that a lot lol. If it's cute and it's sexy, it's good. I think most people can agree on that.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >boy butts

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Ganker is full of homosexuals
              /ink/ is for straight men

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You forgot an arrow when replying to

                >boy butts

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's hilarious how quickly this game died compared to Splatoon 2. Franchise fatigue has started to kick in, I guess.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Devs were too cautious and/or lazy to add in interesting new Game Modes. Just too many good potential ideas and we'll see none of them.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yet again time to remind Ganker!
    You will be /ink/, your pool is empty

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I went to check up on /ink/ and it was some literal schizo drama with some relationship gone wrong from a different general along with discord shenanigans and callouts. So fricking cringe. I refresh the thread and it’s just coomers and no one talking about the game, along with some homosexual making a poster for their private battle days in advance.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dropped it in season 3, never completed that catalog, it was fun the first 160 hours but this season system is unnecessarily slow, previous games were a lot more engaging with the regular updates. Also frick you add Squid Beats 3

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    GET IN SQUIGGAS
    BRASSKICKS
    SOLID SQUIGGAS ONLY

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone knows where i can find the info where exactly the game stores its stuff? I tried transferring my savefile to another nand and half the shit is not there, yet it's not serverside either because no connection exists
    Also is there any way to trick the game that connection exists? Still only being able to use the shops if you're connected is asinine

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Part of the savefile is server side this time, yes.
      It's the reason why unlike Splat 2, this game does support cloud saves.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        so it still connects even without paying online tax, just doesn't let you do anything? Sounds too sophisticated for nintendo

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you don't have NSO, the only thing your savefile needs to store is single player progress, since everything else is tied to the multiplayer.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            cards aren't available either and they aren't even multiplayer

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see a salmon room open
    >try to join
    >"room's full"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hit refresh button
      >nothing changes

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >comm error
    well frick me for trying to host a room for once

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry had to dc. Something important came up

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry brass

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its my mistake len. my mistake

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    join my room

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    800hrs in SP2 with S+6 rank but this time I just lose motivation at B rank and teammates aren't even the reason guess I feel burnt out

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish we had more ways of interacting with players. Something more than two voice lines. We already have no voice nor text chat, it's dry.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've switched my d-pad down and L buttons to experiment with being able to help booyah bombs while in the middle of action. It's been a little over a week since I've done this and here are my thoughts.
    >I still frick up menu-ing even after using this button layout for so long
    >I'm usually too busy to help booyah even if I notice someone using a bb
    >Mashing L is a lot harder and slower than mashing d-pad down
    >You still can't booyah while swimming, so this is just to booyah while walking
    >I accidentally booyah sometimes when things get intense and I fat-finger L when I try to swim. This is very embarrassing.
    In conclusion: this was a waste of time. Don't do this.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you gays so afraid to lose? You Black folk lose once and then you gays leave crying. Even in turf war. Pathetic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or maybe turd war sucks ass as a gamemode and salmon run is just a better gamemode. Not to mention it getting the brunt of balancing along with plenty of actually good content with its events, new bosses, new maps, etc.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        post xpower

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Join the /vg/ pool

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you homosexual. I rather play solo then join you Black folk.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Ganker pool is scared of playing pvp. Join the better pool.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ywnbaw

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ive seen your threads. Most of it isnt even talking about gameplay, let alone pvp. Why are you here? Just stay in your containment thread, no one wants you here.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >no one wants you here.
              The best players in this thread are /vg/ regulars. They are nice enough to play with you people.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no i'm the best

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dont mind if they play with us so long as they dont act like uppity homosexuals like (You).
                go back.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think either pool wants me to shit up their rooms with my B- ass. Need more practice.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm B+ I would join you. Like I said Ganker is too scared to lose their rank.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Lose their rank
                Only X-rank really matters which is solo queue only. Losing in Open is actually nothing.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what about the squid e-girls? seems to be a major part of the staying factor.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Octos are all the rage now.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    g'night bros. got work early tomorrow.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is splatoon worth it without the multiplayer? I have a hacked switch

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is [multiplayer game] worth it without the multiplayer
      take a big guess

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, it's 10 hours long

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >st/ink/ers invade the thread
    >proceed to shit it up with the same gay shit that scared people away from their general
    Frickin’ QUEERS!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      As soon as someone mentioned the v thread I came here and have tabs open for both. Sorry not sorry

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick are you sad squiggers advertising our threads over there? What part of “pools CLOSED” dont you understand?

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do I get jelly donuts that big

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is no one playing anymore

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll play in a minute
      I need SR super bonuses

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is dead, join /ink/

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone want to play turf war?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most people finished the Catalog in about a month, now all that's left until September is the Special Events.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do we think they're going to add more stuff to the Salmon Run shop?
    Everyone said they wouldn't the first time, but then they did. I'm just wondering should I save these golds or buy this stupid jacket.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Given what we got was a small handful of the S2 SR gear it’s all but guaranteed we’ll get more, likely with the next season given they seem to be doing so every other season.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'll probably add more clothing items I'd guess. Or banners? Who knows.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Given what we got was a small handful of the S2 SR gear it’s all but guaranteed we’ll get more, likely with the next season given they seem to be doing so every other season.

        Alright I'm not buying the stupid jacket. It took a long while to amass 30+ golds. I'm not exactly convinced we'll see it next season but we'll see

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hope they collaborate with bad-salmon and sell toys in the shop.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >S*lmonid-fricking
        Get in

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frick you

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    25 golds away from atleast getting the goldie statue, but ill probably regret that if they put a new suit costing gold scales
    and no way ill get to reach that 333 banner

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