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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    big man best idol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not an idol. Not even a character in fact

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's both and he's better than your favorite

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I find his design and personality are both pretty bland. He also doesn't play off of Frye or Shiver nearly as well as they play off of each other.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's the gay coworker that keeps the drama-addicted femoids in check. Not an unusual dynamic really.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Shiver's a girl?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Describe this character without pointing out visuals or meta-type speech/transcription patterns.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Happy-go-lucky Goofball?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Congrats, you just described every member of deep cut.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I find his design and personality are both pretty bland. He also doesn't play off of Frye or Shiver nearly as well as they play off of each other.

        The Deep Cut group dynamic literally does not work without him. Shiver/Frye are high-energy idiots; Frye is headstrong but stupid and Shiver is sharp but way too wienery. Big Man is a lower-energy dope who keeps the two of them grounded while generally being more of a sweetheart than either of the two. It's a 3 stooges sort of deal.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I actually fully concur with you, I was just hoping someone else understood the fat frick's role in all of this

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not really. They try to make him the
          >le hecking lovable goofball
          But it's so forced.
          And the other two barely acknowledge his existence, not that I blame them. He's actually just a moron.
          Also he ruins the live performances.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            How is it forced? They acknowledge him just as much as they acknowledge eachother. If there's any flaw with the dynamic, it's the removal of map-specific news dialog. As for the live performances, Big Man's (in-universe) contributions to the music are fricking great, even if the animators can't figure out how to make him dance properly.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >They acknowledge him just as much as they acknowledge eachother
              Lol

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              They added map specific dialogue but many people didn't notice because everyone skips it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's literally just a supporting role in any sense, he's holding the TV and doing instrumental work for their band. He's basically a fat greasy musical theory student with talent who's wasting his potential simping for the popular chicks. Perfectly acceptable as a simple underdog type character.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would agree with you if Frye and Shiver's characters were much more extreme, but as they are instead of tempering the dynamic with a good counterbalance all his presence does is dilute things.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You just know that if Big Man was a hot sexy waifu, these complaints would be fewer. Even if the same ay gimmick, personality and lack of dancing/singing was still there

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The real reason for the anger towards Big Man is that idolgays seethe into oblivion any time a man goes anywhere NEAR an idol

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >idolgays are threatened by the presence of an animated tortilla(male)
              lmao

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's insane, right? But that's how idolgays are. There was even a thing a few years back where idolgays got obscenely mad because Idolmaster crossed over with Granblue, and even though the literal only male they could interact with in that crossover was the protagonist (and only if you picked the male protag, since it's a self insert character) they still got so mad the company had to issue an apology.

                [...]

                And here we have the common copes from Bigman fans when people bring up he glaring issues with his character.

                What common issues? He's vital to the trio's dynamic. The only "issue" is that he looks goofy in the live shows.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Big Man could disappear and no one would bat an eye or even care. Hell, they’d welcome it.
                Only people who’d be disappointed are the gays, and you defending him is saying something weather you want to or not

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If Big Man vanished, Deep Cut's dynamic would be ruined because being the big dope is vital to the trio. All you're doing with this talk about "ONLY GAYS LIKE HIM" is showing that you're a coping idolgay who can't handle the concept of someone liking character beyond obsessing about dicking them.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Design? Lazy
                Personality? Bland
                Only contributes to the group's dynamic on paper.
                And worst of all can't dance.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can't come up with any examples of genuine issues with how he contributes to the dynamic, because you don't have any. His design is fun and expressive, his personality is cute and fits in perfectly as the last of the trio.
                Him not being able to dance is the animators being lazy, I'll give you that.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you feel the need to defend him so badly? Sure a lot of people may not like him but you’re taking this way too seriously. People can have different opinions, not everyone has to hold yours or they’re wrong for it
                Tldr: Stop acting like a massive homosexual holy shit

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >blatant idolgay calling anyone a homosexual

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why feel the need to hate on him so badly? He works just fine and isn't an issue with the game. Go be a homosexual somewhere else

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alright then, let me put all my thoughts on why I don't much like him out there. On paper, with the personality traits laid out on a list, it would seem Bigman would be a great counterbalance to the other two hosts. But in actual implementation, this isn't the case. The problem is that Shiver nor Frye are extreme enough for Bigman, as he is, to be a good foil to them. If they doubled down on Frye's aggressive battle junkie tendencies, then his relatively chill demeanor would be a nicer balance. If they made Shiver more evidently sadistic and haughty, his relative kindness would be a nicer balance. However, with how they all are characterized, he's a balancing character who isn't given much to balance against. His inclusion is like adding water to a stew that is already well-seasoned, making it bland rather than more palatable.

                This is made more apparent by the fact that Frye and Shiver already have an interesting dynamic going on without him. And it's in their similarities that their differences are clear. One example, in a point of characterization I really liked, is at their boss fights. They are both initially very eager to fight 3. However, as the fight goes on, Frye becomes increasingly excited as 3 proves to be more of a challenge than she expected, while Shiver becomes increasingly agitated as 3 prices to be more of a challenge than she expected. As while Frye seems to enjoy the sport of the fight, Shivier is seemingly much more interested in proving her superiority. This alone serves as a very interesting contrast to their characters.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA, but they really should’ve gone all out making them villains than the whole robin hood shtick. Think it would’ve helped their character immensely over them turning out to be good in the end and immediately bowing to the squid sisters.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yea, them cucking to the squid sisters really rubbed me the wrong way, especially with how dismissive they were to them. Just seemed like the devs had little confidence in them and went back on the whole “bad guys” thing and just making them subsidiaries of the squid sisters rather than them being their own thing. Basically making them out to be inferior in-game as wellI mean they aren’t wrong, the squid sisters are the superior idols and have been for 8 years, but still

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA, but they really should’ve gone all out making them villains than the whole robin hood shtick. Think it would’ve helped their character immensely over them turning out to be good in the end and immediately bowing to the squid sisters.

                I also agree the set up the idea of the Idols of this game being the antagonists only to backpedal. Looking at their concept art, I wonder if it was a change made during development as their older designs look more villainous.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Would imagine, given it all turned out to be a “misunderstanding” like they pulled it out of their ass. Would’ve certainly helped them out in terms of popularity, makes them stand out a lot more.
                Not to mention they played practically no role in the story either. The most is sending 3 to space but not like that couldn’t be done in other ways

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yep, they have little presence in their debut game, and the DLC is going to be focusing on Pearl and Marina again. It feels like some exec had no faith in these characters and got the devs to focus on the old reliables.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even though people complain about them being bland nowadays, Squid Sisters are soul incarnate. When they were revealed there’s was no hype or expectations for idols, people were just “wtf is this shit”. The devs literally admitted they never expected them to be this popular but they managed to get amiibo, holo concerts and a final Splatfest late into the game’s life. Compared to now where Deep Cut already has a holo concert a month later cause they know the fanbase will like them just cause they’re the idols

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >new 3 beats up deep cut and steals shit that they found first
                >squidbeak splatoon "gives" the treasure back, by using it up and abandoning it
                >AIYEE SQUID SISTERS SAMA WE KNEEL

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You just know that if Big Man was a hot sexy waifu, these complaints would be fewer. Even if the same ay gimmick, personality and lack of dancing/singing was still there

              And here we have the common copes from Bigman fans when people bring up he glaring issues with his character.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy barely exists and nobody is bothered by it. He's such a non-entity that nobody even thinks about him.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think about him, though, so you're wrong.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's because you're gay thoughever

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know, a while back, I saw someone complain that in Deep Cut art, Bigman is usually just used as part of the background or even just straight up the background of the work, and I remember thinking, "Well, what do you expect." His design is bland, he's large and difficult to pose in any dynamic way. So, of course, many artists just use him as a part of the background, if they even bother to draw him at all.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    im sorry but do fame gays even exist?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We do and I've been doing unexpectedly well so far. For some reason being the comedy option I seem to be getting a ton of x10 battles, so far winning all of them.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I also picked fame and got like 1 10x match every 10 matches or so. Won 4 and 3 stalemates due to dc's, funnily enough the only matches I've had people disconnect on me were the 10x battles.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    fellow team love players, i love and respect the grind but im sorry, if youre in my mirror match, im gonna rape you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying you are beating me

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to mess around during mirror matches but I get disconnected and then banned for idling

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tintin = Shiver
    Haddock = Frye
    Snowy = BM

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Continuing the dancing discussion.

    [...]

    Yeah but Marina is black, and irl black woman 9/10 times can dance like crazy, like it's ingrained into their DNA or smth.
    She might not have any canon dancing footage but I'm pretty sure Marina could give a good lap dance or twerk pretty well.

    [...]

    [...]

    He's a mistake and I won't bother ranking him.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big Man is not a mistake. He's adorable.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is what I wish upon big man

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's not even the same species.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick, wrong webm. But idc, just replace the crabs with big man

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >stroggification.webm

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does this kill the crab?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's getting cybernetic arms like Jax.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are only half the crabs turned upside down?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Technologically impressive, but also somehow dystopian.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All Grizzco weapons rotation next week on Junction.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need that Hazard Level Max Badge, but I don't know if I have what it takes to go that far.....

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fug boss

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh boy, I can't wait to get two Grizztanas, a Slosher, and a Stringer.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nothing can survive for more than a second
        what are you bad at ink management?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      great shitters are going to get carried again

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made over 30 Bronze and three Fug kills in Salmon Run so far. Not a single Gold Scale.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love sweep (conches don't count because they just don't )

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lost a 100 battle twice because my aero spray used got sub 500 points
    Jesus frick this actually troon team

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone up for some salmon once the rotation swaps

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Salmon room up.
    2/4

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro. Splatfest.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are you still not ruler?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your ruler number, bro?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            5 like this 5 I just got

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >6
              better get back to playing turf war homosexual

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >6
              better get back to playing turf war homosexual

              fug

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >turf war

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a part time job, it's full time.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I already made Ruler.

        I might play more after Halftime, but now I desperately need more Scales.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Open again?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll open in 2 minutes.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Opening now.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >someone thinks you're fresh
    Wtf? Ok??
    H-how do I check who it is?

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to win a 100x/333x so i can take a love-themed picture with big man
    >can't even win a 10x

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >12 mirror matches
    >3 normal matches
    frick this splatfest

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We told you not to join team gay.
      You still joined team gay.

      Only yourself to blame.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Focus on self preservation and stop making stupid decisions that will get you killed with no benefit. Do not engage enemies if you don't have teammates to help you outnumber them. If your teammates all die stay safe so they can jump to you, or if you get surrounded superjump back to spawn yourself so you can go in with them with your special.
    Go to the center of the map and defend at the start of the match only painting as you go, leave your spawn to be painted as you and your teammates respawn so you can get specials to go in with.
    Keep the map painted and try not to give up territory by using proper positioning (staying at your weapon's maximum effective shot range, high ground, peeking around right side of walls carefully) so they have a hard time getting through.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tintin was ruined for me after seeing THAT image

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    team love you suck dick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Team Love is troon territory, you don't go there.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean my first match against them did contain a dude named "Gay Big Man"

        team love you suck dick

        They're still probably gonna win though.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanna throw Coins in Team Love's eyes, ya know?

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >KEEP FRICKING LOSING x10 MATCHES AGAINST TEAM GREED
    JUST LET ME GET MY PHOTO WITH BIG MAN ALREADY YOU FRICKING homosexualS

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who are you again?

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    just go away what the frick

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit we had endless flyfish all waves

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't motivate myself to play the game
    someone help me
    I've missed the past several splatfests

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a rare opportunity for some camaraderie with your fellow anons. Even if you don't care much about the game or the rewards, it's a special event where you'll just get to have fun with everyone else

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        how much longer does it last?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It lasts for about the next 24 hours

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finding motivation in the splatfests is hard since turf war is the most boring mode in the game.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Invite me to any room

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >love ruler +3
    >not a single clam
    i want to die

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never performed as well in a splatfest as I have in this one and I've played all 3 games. I want my fellow money chads on all of my teams from now on.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    But which Idol will break my pelvis and the bed?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of them except maybe Pearl due to being so light.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which of them shits the hardest?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frye, she canonically eats like a pig.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm close. I'm so close to my 5* bros. I can't believe it

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which team is in the lead so far

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Team Money because we're paying off Deep Cut to rig the vote
      But don't feel bad Team Love, isn't the friends you made along the way what matters most?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        we will find out in <2 hours anon nakama
        moneygods won the sneak peak though

        >Money won sneak peek

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      we will find out in <2 hours anon nakama
      moneygods won the sneak peak though

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick did we win Conch?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Money is massively popular in Japan would be my guess. White chocolate effect.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just won an x100 for Money

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Woomy sugar mommy.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Erotic…

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How’ve your matches been?
    I like the way this sucks.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry about that last one
    there was so much shit near the big shot cannon we couldn't send eggs towards the basket

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get so pissed off at bad players in Salmon Run:
    >They almost never lure
    >They die to fricking anything
    No really, I can go entire waves with a big shot and flyfish active, or a big shot and a stinger active, but these frickers just die immediately when any of those three are active, like just frick off if you just want to die all the time, it literally feels like they are sandbagging on purpose, this is basic shit, its basic to be able to survive these things when you can't reach them, if you need to reach them to live, you are bad at the game, log off, stop playing then, let people play the game in peace that can actually survive the wave.
    Even worse the idiots that are allergic to turning in eggs:
    >lure three scrappers to the basket
    >kill them all easily
    >spend the time to turn in the eggs
    >only turn in about half when two or three maws spawn in to chase me around at the same time
    >I'm killing them, turning in eggs, and dodging them all at the same time
    >frickin NOBODY is trying to turn in the eggs at all
    >we lose due to missing quota
    Like its simple shit, if you see eggs nearby the basket turn them in, and if you don't have one, pick one up and throw it near the basket WHILE you are fighting bosses. Can't you fricks do ANY multitasking AT ALL?

    Not talking about anybody actually here, just pissed off at people who do nothing in salmon run but die all the time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can forgive flawed play but dying a lot is awful, especially far away. That's a lot of time spent not killing enemies, running eggs, AND aggro gets sent to the remaining players.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Freelancing is a skill. I learned to let go of greed and let other people get boss kills, especially early ones. Sure you want that shiny gold maws badge but 4 people should not be vying to last hit a boss. If I can tell someone wants to kill a boss, I let them do it and clear trash and deliver eggs. I never assume anyone else will deliver eggs. If all goes well, I usually get a lot of boss kills mid-late wave anyway after quota is met.

      I realized that winning is more satisfying than last hitting a bunch of bosses and then losing. And the only way to win is to meet the quota and not wipe. There will always be bad freelancers, but as cliche as it is, focusing on my own play and trying to win instead of last hit bosses and feel superior on the scoreboard has helped me improve my freelance game a lot. Just my 2c.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I agree completely, and I do all that too, but when you get put on a team that does nothing but die repeatedly to EVERYTHING what are you supposed to do?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Leave afterward and move on.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >got a match against team money
    >enemy team had a tri-stringer and splatterscope who adamantly refused to leave the safe zone for the entire match
    >at the end the enemy's team is one splat from the scope, 2 assists from the stringer, 1 splat from the dualie squelchers, and 5 splats from the splatana wiper
    >everyone but the wiper only got their kills by bullying me out of my reefslider

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 gold
    neat
    ggs salmon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ggs

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like 10 pro mirror matches in a row this shit isn’t fun

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >went out drinking last night
    >had to work an extra day today
    >finished playing Elden Ring for a few hours
    >still don't know what team to fricking choose
    Frick it, I'm picking Love. Maybe Big Man'll get lucky.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big Meme was the favorite going into this
      Shiver chads are just too strong unfortunate for him

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You had a whole week to choose. You left it so late that had you been another hour that you would have seen the half-time scores to help decide.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE THE FRICK ARE THE x10 BATTLES

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This salmon run is reminding me how much I love the ballpoint, god I hope the alt kit has something at least average to good. Killer Wail, Ink Storm, Tacticooler, Booyah Bomb, Tri Strike, Kraken, Chump, please literally any of the normal, average, or basic specials, and non of the "please kill me instantly" specials, which I consider the ones people say you can play well with "skill", meanwhile you die half the time with reef, and enjoy getting your feet shot out with stamp. Of course no missiles, god no missiles.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >most broken special in the game LE BAD
      >paired with most cancerous secondary

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean? Which suicide button are you talking about?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          the moron op kit you have now which makes any other kit irrelevant

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, the "look at how overpowered my special-" and then a sniper killed him lmao. Inkjet is pretty great, too bad it immediately gets you killed if any sniper is playing the game at all. Its cool they buffed it, now I get to laugh extra hard when I kill one the instant it tries to take off lol

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lol you're that samegay who complained about how you can't use the special properly because you always get sniped. Unironic skill issue. It's one of the best specials in the game even after the recent nerf. Sniper's cancel it out, but there are ways to go about dealing with it. Most specials have a hard counter like that.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well yes, its a skill issue for me, I hate that piece of shit, and hope the alt kit has something I can better use.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not a strong special you stupid frick. Even you admitted the people who can use it well always kick your ass, you're just salty you can't do the same kek

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Uh yeah, I just said that. I always want alts for weapons I like, but that have specials I dislike.

                Would you say that NOBODY wants an alt kit for the s-blast for example? Wanting an alt kit isn't insulting the special, its just preference. Would you start insulting the people wanting an alt kit for s-blast? "reef is good, get good you scrub"?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Of course people want an alt kit for the S blast, you know why genius? Because:
                A. Reefslider is an objectively dogshit special
                B. Sprinkler is an objectively useless sub

                now you're comparing that to ballpoint which is already an extremely strong base weapon but has:
                A. One of the most powerful specials in the game
                B. One of the highest utility sub weapons in the game

                That's the problem here moron. But I agree, we need more alt kits for these weapons. 28 weapons without alt kits so far, it's insane. We're at the one year mark and every weapon still doesn't have an alt.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’d rather they just buff reefslider. Make it activate faster or some shit as of now you aren’t splatting anyone who’s playing with their eyes open

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reefslider definitely needs a buff, agreed. It's one of the weakest specials right now and it's on so many weapons.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reefslider activates fast enough, it's just that it doesn't actually start moving into it rolls out the warning lines. Try using it in midair and you'll see what I'm talking about.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, there is nothing wrong with wanting alt kits for all the weapons, glad that we agree. Even if its worse the the current ballpoint kit, I wouldn't mind.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Blast's kit is objectively bad though. You have a sub that eats your tank for worthless inking and a special that basically sends you to die.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They should give you bubbler, you bubble blowing baby

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eh, actually I wouldn't mind bubbler on ballpoint, that seems like fun to me.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >dying to chargers
              >popping inkjet near charger
              oh so you're a moron, no wonder you like ballpoint

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                usually, Eliter covers all mid with range, and charger covers close to the other side of mid entirely. Everyone likes to say that you can use inkjet and not instantly die. Like I said before, yes, its a skill issue cause back when there was just one trislosher, I ran it cause I liked trislosher, but for me, my special became the suicide button. So I stopped using it in mid, only to use it away from chargers, only for them to kill me before I can ever reach them.

                So I'm just saying that I hope ballpoint has an easier to use special for a baby like me lol

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's weird, I just can't consistently hit with the Ballpoint despite being a Heavy Splatling main. The Firing Mode switching just fricks with my aim too much.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beakon/Crab Tank
      Take it or leave it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus, they seem so scared to put crab on anything now, they put crab on ballpoint that would be insanely good. Hell I'd be willing to try and learn crab if that were to happen.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >let's up the cancer even further!
        the game would become splat 2 tier bad

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Explosher
          Angle shooter/Crab tank
          Take it or leave it

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            i don't want morons taking explosher just for crap tank, average splatoon player is too moronic for weapon like that

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this gay baby jail

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yup, another 10+ Bronze Scales and another Fug kill. That makes over 40 today.

    If they don't update the GrizzCo store again in September, I may actually cry.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to say there's a good chance they update it
      there's definitely a high chance we're getting a new king salmonid with the upcoming big run. Hopefully this one year anniversary is something beefier than the normal crap we got.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >money won the conches
    Figured this was gonna happen. Well, I made my choice since forever ago and I'm not gonna renege. Might as well get some games in for octo daughter before halftime confirms my suspicions.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s been mostly mirror matches for love so good chance we got popularity in the bag, and half time hasn’t even started, which is when tri-color opens which rewards the most points. It ain’t over, in the end love always wins

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Love is in the lead
        Well well well, looks like we're not out of the running just yet. Had a feeling when I saw Team Love get like 3 x100 wins and a x333 win earlire. Even cooler news, I got my first fist bump! It was especially satisfying since it was my one-man charge taking out the entirety of the enemy team that lead to a turnaround during the last minute. Dinner time now, be back to play some more later.

        Yeah, I've already one mirror match and expect more soon.

        >Team money is all woomies
        >Team love is all octos
        Why is that?

        Octolings are pure love. They are adorable angels and sweethearts, and thus their entire being is one of sweetness and beauty. Believe in the eight legs.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          We're gonna play tonight.

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    fresh

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first game is an all octo team win
    Sweet.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Team money is all woomies
      >Team love is all octos
      Why is that?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        woomy privilege makes them love money more

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >heavy splatling already got its alt kit
    >it was nostalgia bait with zero actual synergy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw people unironically believe deco has a good kit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe back when kraken was literally broken in half the ranked game modes but certainly not now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted Heavy Splatling with Tacticooler.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      GIVE ME IT.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >succ
        ahahaha you wish and so do I

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we already had a splatling with point sensor anyway

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just won a second x100 for money right before halftime
    We’re going in strong boys!

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mirror match in both pro and open as lovegay
    let me play. LET ME PLAY.

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    when are they finally firing the morons doing balancing, reverting brellas to the time when they were A tier in meta with additional hitzone buffs and restoring dynamo's range?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brellas will literally never be good again until they fix the fricking netcode.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        they could be decent if they changed projectiles to full damage but only one projectile per entity like every other aoe

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never because Nogami is the one in charge

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    for the love of god
    just one
    ONE 100x
    THAT'S ALL I NEED
    I GOT KEKED OUT OF TAKING MY PICTURE WITH BIGMAN AFTER WINNING THAT 333x DURING THE TRIFORCE SPLATFEST JUST LET ME HAVE THIS

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Halftime Report!
    Leading team: Love
    Tri-color on Eeltail Alley is now open, but it’s still anyone’s game!
    >How’ve your games been so far?

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOVE WINS

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Time to play "How many tried until I get a non-mirror tricolor?"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sucks to not be on Team Fame.

      Enjoy your useless mirror matches 🙂

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, first try actually with fame defending somehow. Won it too

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK WE CAN STILL WIN MONEY BROS
    IM NOT COPING

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Team Money
    >9 win streak
    >won two x10s in open
    >love winning
    >mfw

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      DOWN WITH SHIVERTROONS

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bask in it while you can before we get Shiver her 5th win. 6th if we're counting the RPS fest.

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they made an Uncercover with the Burst Bombs and the Trizooka that would be the perfect kit for me.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the mines a lot, but burst splat suction and curling would all be fine and fun, I just want a non garbage special

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You feeling the LOVE yet money heads?

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in the lead
    Frick yeah

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weren't we supposed to get these this season?

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get huge lead for most of the match
    >Two teammates decide to frick around near our spawn point in last 20 seconds
    >Enemy team blasts the frick out of everyone, wiping out team twice
    I'm so fricking done with these people.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >last 30 seconds
      >team decides to fricking suicide charge
      >wiped as enemy team readies specials

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Money - 33.32%
    >Fame - 32.83%
    >Love - 33.85%
    It's not over yet. Unless you're with team fame. They've got no chance.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised it's that close with fame

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to see timmies in Team love wrecking shit of those trying to help on the other team

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >first tri-color is a Love v Love v Love match

      the popularity of these teams has to be something like 23-2-75

      Yeah, I got into a mirror too on love

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    its pretty impressive love is winning with mostly mirror matches

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got 12 in a row earlier before I finally turned the game off I very likely would’ve got more. I’m going to make a wine spritzer and play some more soon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wine spritzer
        homie you kinda zesty

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first tri-color is a Love v Love v Love match

    the popularity of these teams has to be something like 23-2-75

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should’ve gave love to Frye so it would’ve been more even. Big man could’ve been team bowel movements and still has a big draw

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a gay coomer so i'm only picking Big Man

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Explain bigfoot then.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Don't even care about failing defence, just means there are other good players repping.

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mirror on tricolor
    Well back to SR

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Eeltail tri-color
    >Map is nice and open
    >Elevated ground is slanted where you can place 2 mines closer than usual
    Oh yea, it’s E-liter time

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Defender is kinda hard guys. Nobody is defending the objective, I don't think they realize it's on the higher ground kek

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's basically impossible to hit from below

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got 2 signals back to back because defenders just never went up

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the map is just plain bad for defenders. what were the fricking thinking??? ill give them some pity points for trying something different. but this is bad.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just camp the ramp with the Splash-o-matic. Works pretty well.

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Money(33.32%)
    >Fame(32.83%)
    >Love(33.85%)

    The results are too close this time.

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My pro is 1596 with the splatana, am I good or should I just go back to open?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      only play open with a team

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is there a difference in catalog points?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think so

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm playing solo this splatfest, but my experience with Team Love in pro is that they know how to play or they can't figure out how to get out of spawn.

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get on attacking side of tricolor
    >big man cheers for me
    I CANT LOSE ANY MORE
    NOT WITH LOVE ON MY SIDE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nevermind i got defending side and we got deleted by famegays
      i want to die

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn’t even care if we just cycled thru the old shifty staying maps again just give them back and get rid of this shit

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the defender spawn so small? Why do they need to climb out? This sucks
    >third money Tri-Color in a row
    I know fame is dead but where the hell is love

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need all three teams for a Tri-Color. The same thing happened with Nessie vs Ayys vs Bigfoot.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Need all parties to show up for a game. It’s fame who aren’t showing their faces and rightfully so

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is the defender spawn so small?
      Because these levels weren't designed with tricolor in mind. This shit is just awful.
      They should have all been unique stages like shifty station

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Triforce one was genuinely pretty great, I have no idea why they keep doing this "retrofit a different stage into tricolor" garbage instead of bespoke stages.

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine joining the pool but playing SOLO
    just leave and stop flooding the notifications tab with your solo playing ass

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped after hitting ruler
    Lost a 333x for money, you're welcome

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4 love tri-mirror matches
    I'm not even sure I want to get an actual match in case i'm left defending

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm at 5 mirrors in money, fame does not exist

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love is winning!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Almost there bros...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all that for a yellow splat behind the regular badge
      Why do you do this to yourself?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jelly :)?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No.
          yes

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm such a moron. Lol.
            Still.
            I. Feel. GOOD.

            Don't worry anon. It's a shitty reward tbqh.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Congrats on your shitty reward that took like 100 hours of your life.
              Display it proudly, you glorious homosexual.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hehe you are such a little Jello anon

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have two personalities:
                One is jelly of your cheevo.
                The other laughs at you for doing it.

  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would be sick if fame pulled it off somehow but I doubt it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fame pulls it off by winning a single match of each type and forcing mirrors for everyone else

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Keep getting Defending as Fame
    Good thing I’m not getting split in Attack to decrease the amount of mirror matches.

  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got the "I like the way this sucks" salmon run image?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Profreshional+2
        >Keep killing bosses and getting a frickton of eggs
        >No one goes for them because they're all huddled around one boss on the other side of the map
        >Demoted to Profreshional+1 and it keeps going down
        Make it stop

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>Keep killing bosses and getting a frickton of eggs
          >>No one goes for them because they're all huddled around one boss on the other side of the map
          Stop doing this

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            you want him to stop killing things?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, wait for them to get a bit closer to the basket. If he is truly killing everything in sight with no problems, at least kill them close to the basket.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >stop doing this
                >noooo not like that
                >do it the way i waaaaant
                wat a nag

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh shit, the one non mirror game and its a defence win for love

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You put "on the other side of the map", not me, so you are being a stupid idiot and then wondering why you suck.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I do suck, but you suck more if you can't cope with a couple stray eggs.
                git gud

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Enjoy being in the rank you belong in then, shit heads should stick together and do their best.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm in your rank so w/e lol

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fine, stay there, and stop complaining.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll complain as much as I want b***h
                You don't own me

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's no good killing bosses if you're just going to have the edge of the map littered in eggs. Move them in or lure the bosses nearer

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Perfect, thanks.

  81. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >actually get a tricolor against fame
    >secure both the fountains
    >lose

  82. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lost defending with no fountains capped
    This map is horrendous for defenders. I don't mind a little lean towards the attacks but this is too much.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Like 8-1 Defending
      >0-3 Attacking

      So this is impossible for attackers, I guess

      The duality of squids

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      its cause the inkable space is bad in the middle. the issue is you have to both ink the roofs sometimes while also defending the signal. all at once. Even if you camp bridge with long-range you only have visuals from 1 side. Im using the Naut right now, and its somewhat bearable. Won a few defender rounds.

  83. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Like 8-1 Defending
    >0-3 Attacking

    So this is impossible for attackers, I guess

  84. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just imagine: there are actually enough fame players to make a full team right now.

  85. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >defending team has 3 bubble weapons
    >other attacking team is spamming missiles
    Only saving grace it was a mirror

  86. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bane just won a 333x for Fame?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats a big win

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        For fame

  87. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ez

  88. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get attacking side in an actual match
    >capture both signals in the first minute and sweep the rest of the round with undercover brella/tentatek splattershot duo
    I WILL MAKE YOU PROUD, BIG MAN

  89. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Money ALWAYS betrays us when we're both attacking and loses the match for us

    Fricking morons

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      And here I thought Love would have timmies

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Despite all the coping Moneygays are doing Timmies are too young to understand the importance of love

  90. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No mercy.

  91. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are attackers supposed to win here? The middle is basically unassailable unless the defenders just don't do anything.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Missiles will get everyone off the middle strip
      thank me later

  92. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    100x for money!

  93. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the meta on gamemodes, do you just spam tricolor after it's introduced?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      in theory yes but
      mirror matches

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just play what you want to play, open and pro can still get 100x and 333x matches while tricolor can get 1.3x bonuses

  94. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    E-liters are fair and balanced

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, it's the maps that are unbalanced. in fact, I think most of the maps suck

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just give us back stingray so we can cuck them already

  95. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why on earth is tricolor restricted to two days every once in a while instead of just being an option alongside Turf War?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      one day*

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They only roll it out for special occasions to help you appreciate the contrast between the tri-color mode's absolutely irredeemable shite, and the regular modes' slightly less shite, design.

  96. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I get the GrizzCo Splatana
    >Nothing but Backliners show up.

    Yeah, that sounds about right.

  97. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't bother with tricolor just mirror matches to the point people just party instead of fighting since it meaningless

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just join Frye's team and you'll never be in a mirror match again for the rest of your life

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        True.
        But then he'd be on Frye's team.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sweet was the only exception

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >All that art celebrating Frye’s first win
          Never again…

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got multiple mirrors in team bigfoot, it's literally inescapable

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But if Money loses Tricolor, we'll never catch up to Love!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      never had a tricolor mirror match

  98. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love truly does bloom on the battlefield, because there's no fricking other teams.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit is gay and unfun I’m going to finish grinding ruler and stop playing

  99. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just won a x10 for money baby

  100. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finally got a 10x where someone didn't disconnect and won
    My losses are vindicated!

  101. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has the team winning at half-time ever NOT gone on to win it all?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think there’s a good chance of it this time no way love trannies and Reddit-man don’t choke this away

  102. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love my Heavy Splatling, I do, really, but man, does it feel like I'm trash with it some times.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love my hero shot replica, but I'm just trash in general, all the time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you even have to be “good” with it? Seems like one of those weapons you just rain hell and pressure the map with like bloblobber

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love it too, but being outmaneuvered by shooters and zoned out by chargers gets tiresome sometimes.

  103. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wave 3
    >need 10 more eggs at 20 seconds left
    >me and another guy die by the basket surrounded by bosses and eggs
    >the two surviving crewmates jump down from the tower to the fricking SHORE, leaving us alone to watch the gatherers fly in
    >see a Booyah bomb fly past over the egg basket as the clock ticks down
    frick frick frick frick frick FUUUUUUUCK
    I thought this would be a good rotation for 999 but I think all the good players are distracted by the Splatfest

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shitffer and random garbage weapon
      >on garbage map
      >good rotation
      lol no

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's sad seeing so many people in Egg VP make the same damn mistakes over...and over...... and over again.

      Like, these guys have good badges equipped, they should be better than this.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"i played game for too long" awards ever matter

  104. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Win streak status?

  105. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How’ve your matches been?
    Garbage.
    I rarely play anymore and each time I boot it up I remember why I rarely bother. Networking is a joke, and tricolor is absolute dogshit as it is literally constant mirror matches only with a long queue time.

  106. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dog shirt. I'm gonna grind out some more before bed unless I wanna take a further whack at getting more unlocks in TBOI

  107. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does ANYONE actually like tricolor battles?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me it only highlights the shit map design even more

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only when I'm wining.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, win or lose it's a shit mode

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the idea of them but the execution and the fact that 3 teams just doesn't work for splatfests put a damper on them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the one on the Triforce stage, but every other Tricolor has been dogshit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i do
      but not to the point of wasting hours trying to get into one

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the funnest mode in the game and I'm sad we only get to play it during the second half of splatfests

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The triforce tricolor map was alright

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I play some of it each Splatfest. Sometimes it's okay, but most often the map is awful and now it doesn't even do what they originally intended it for. I wish they would've put more thought into it. Bring back the shifty station gimmicks for tricolor or rework those maps into being proper tricolor maps. I really liked the triforce one. Having a pseudo capture point mixed with turf war isn't so great.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like this map because the approach to the beacon is kinda testy so attackers actually understand they have to kill the enemy team instead of just making a manic beeline towards it and getting killed instantly.

      Meanwhile there's a lot of cover and verticality to the approach so it's not like the last one where it was just people shooting down hallways so defense has to actually try.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A bit especially when it fixes some bad maps by adding more flank routes and covers from wide open areas. My biggest gripe is when i'm force to either defend alone or capture the signal alone because my teammate and the other team are too scare to try or borderline suicidal. Also frick getting into mirror matches, that defeats the whole point of TriColor.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      attack is fun

  108. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Defending against two teams of Japanese attackers

    Why are they even allowed in here

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because it's a japanese game chud, you're the squatter

  109. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My friend and I won a ton of battles together today for Meme Man. I can only hope that the water tortilla is pleased with our performance.

  110. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just won a 100x for money in pro

  111. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's been nearly a year since this game came out and I've never played a single Tricolor Match.

  112. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every splatfest I'm reminded we lost shifty station for shitty tri color.

  113. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    While I think moneygays getting 3-0'd by love across the entire series would be funny, Frye's team of like 5% of the playerbase somehow winning would be even funnier.

  114. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't mind, and even liked some of, the Tri-colors between the first one and now, but this one is really bad, frick this
    Also, why the frick isn't there a way to opt out of mirror matches? I would take waiting several minutes for it, I promise

  115. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have the moneygays running a wild goose chase around me in their own spawn for a full 20 seconds
    >my team does absolutely no painting whatsoever for that entire time
    I'm going to go nuclear.

  116. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Come on, Guys. I'm sitting on all the Eggs in the world and you couldn't bother to help me move them 15 ft?

    Snatchers would have escaped with all of them if I hadn't noticed and I had to chase them down with the GrizzCo Splatana.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not throw them?

  117. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just lost a 100x against team money because someone disconnected 30s into the match
    i don't have a reaction image strong enough to convey how absolutely livid i am

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do teams still get the clout bonus if a player disconnects during a 10x, 100x, or 333x battle? I figured it would be like anarchy or X battles where the game doesn't count as a loss if somebody disconnects.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think that counts as a win or loss to anyone except the person who disconnected.

      And man, people are disconnecting left and right.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it took my shells and they got announced as winners after

  118. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nothing but mirror matches against love and a few defence matches as love
    lovebros... we're winning

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont fricking care about winning the splatfest
      i just want my 100x photo with bigman and i cant get it because you Black folk keep disconnecting in the middle of 10x and 100x matches

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We've at least got two wins in the bag, but at what cost? Mirror match after mirror match, it's shameful

  119. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    x100 matches are a spook

  120. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when they use the stamp they become a damage sponge
    >when I use it I get instantly shredded from the front

  121. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  122. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >side order drops
    >all the bosses are just DX versions of the octo valley bosses
    I'm going to be mad if this happens.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah they'll just be deep cut again somehow

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't mind that so long as they have a bigger role and more antagonistic. I want part of Side Order to be like Thunderdome or something where Deep Cut makes Agent 8 fight in gladiator battles.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah they'll just be deep cut again somehow

      I wouldn't mind that so long as they have a bigger role and more antagonistic. I want part of Side Order to be like Thunderdome or something where Deep Cut makes Agent 8 fight in gladiator battles.

      Does anyone but me hope Octavio shows up in some way? He helps save the world and then he's just gone.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah
        I can't imagine anything new he'd do

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The devs hate him. He exists to be the standard bad guy and him helping at the end only feels like the bare minimum. You need to even look at an obscure interview to learn that he’s disabled and permanently stuck in octo form. There’s so much potential with him considering most of his army left him but he’s doesn’t seem like he even noticed

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he’s doesn’t seem like he even noticed
          The whole reason he even shows up is because his army was kidnapped. You are right though, they’re sleeping on a ton of potential with him

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Meant mainly the Octolings and Marina. There’s the connection but it’s barely made apparent. Even 8 apologises for leaving him in his mem cake. Would be cool if he shows up in Side Order and he and Marina interact or something

  123. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one or more players disconnected
    >one or more players disconnected
    Oh for the love of fricking god

  124. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Liquid sunshine is by far the best Splatfest song. That shit has me grinning every damn time.

  125. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    just got my first money mirror match. all is lost

  126. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    At what point does Nintendo start rigging shit for Frye since she keeps losing?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just give her better choices. I think she should've been Team Love instead of Big Man.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She never had a chance this fest anyway with the objectively inferior option.

  127. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED A 100x MONEY CHADS
    JOIN MY ROOM PLS
    DEENS

  128. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one guy on the enemy team is more skilled than anyone else
    >stomp us the first half
    >tries to backdoor us during the last 30 seconds
    >occupy him because he just has to get a kill on me instead of painting
    >his team crumbles without him
    >they lose
    feels good

  129. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    not bad

  130. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm drunk as frick and we still raped those guys, powerful money team

  131. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone post that splatfest image with the asiatic shiver and big man's team being human organs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  132. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was a longer break than I'd hoped. Right, back to the journey for Love Queen. And to see how bad this tricolor map is.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      After Map rotation you me tricolors

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fine, geez.

        Every match will be a mirror, fame doesn't exist. I hope that the moneygays that actually get into a real game win it because I assume each real win is going to count for a lot.

        So there's basically no point to tricolors, then. Figured as much, but still somewhat sad.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've never had a non mirror match

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >literally all 7 players besides me had aerospray RG
            Oh my god, what a nightmare.

            Sounds about right.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's funny is that the trend has been showing that the most popular team wins the Splatfest and if it's too one sided then there's nobody to even win against them in Tricolor. I'm not even sure how Tricolor matters anymore because the winner at halftime was supposed to be the defender and the attacker get bonus points for winning, but now everyone can attack or defend.

  133. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Moneygay lobby up, 1/4.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll remake and send out a notification.

  134. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Check halftime
    >Love
    Nice. Good job team (i'm not helping at all)

  135. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >x100
    >money gay disconnects after getting splatted

  136. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first tricolor attempt is a mirror match
    Looks about right. Wonder how long till I get a real one.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every match will be a mirror, fame doesn't exist. I hope that the moneygays that actually get into a real game win it because I assume each real win is going to count for a lot.

  137. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still think Side Order will be Punk Queen Pearl vs Cyborg Commander Marina.

    Probably lots of hate kissing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was thinking a clone of agent 8 but that works too

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait until Nintendo deconfirms the ship and the internet is set ablaze

      I have nothing against Pearlina but I fricking despise yurigays

  138. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHARGER GOOOOOOOOODS

  139. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love gays will never love again after that

  140. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lost 3 times in a row to separate Love teams
    I'm bringing you down, moneychads i'm so sorry

  141. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bring back the triforce stage

  142. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't think we'd be leading in halftime but ganbare love bros

  143. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every mirror match I've had my team fricking crushes the other one. That doesn't make me feel confident if I'm honest.

  144. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  145. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, it took........awhile, but now I'm at 5 Fug Kills this rotation.

    And still no Gold Scales.

  146. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are these wins so easy money bros?

  147. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turnes that 4 win streak into a no-win streak

  148. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >defending
    >almost all the attackers have bubbler
    >they pop it on the signal
    >teammates pop their booyah bombs like 5 times in a row in response instead of rushing inside to shoot them
    Jesus fricking Christ.

  149. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be Love
    >spend 2 hours in Tricolor
    >only fight Love mirror matches
    >go to open
    >mirror matches and money
    >go to pro
    >an hour of mirror matches and 1 match with fame

    Where the frick is everyone?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fame is basically nonexistent. It's even worse than other times. I bet they're less than 20% popularity.

  150. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ruler +6
    >Battled fame for the first time
    I'm shocked that they exist

  151. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5 Kills
    >Overall Splatter

    Oh, no.........

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1 kill
      It's rough tonight

  152. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugh. When are we getting a x10

  153. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pick Fame
    >Guaranteed loss in overall splatfest, but no mirror matches and quick tricolor matchmaking

    I'll take that tradeoff

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >forever blemished by picking the shittiest idol ever created
      not worth it, ever

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Picking the They/Them idol or Reddit: The Character just so I can sit through more loading screens

        Doesn't seem like it's worth it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the They/Them idol

          This is why you need to stop listening to twitter.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >being moronic
          >picking the disgusting Black person
          yeah, on second thought, i think you chose the correct team

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But Callie's not in this game.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't have to shit on Callie to vouch for Marie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly might pick frye's team next splatfest just so I won't have any mirrors.

  154. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm kind of mad that the DLC is going to focus on OTH again when Deep Cut clearly need the characterization more.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in full copium mode and hoping there's a second expansion in the future with a third playable race

  155. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Squid whenever you're ready to stop, I'll stop too. I mostly just want to hit ruler tonight.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm already +6 and I don't plan on stopping anytime soon. I gotta get the win for us moneygays. You can stop playing now if you want to.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like I said, only when you stop.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Guess you didn't need to wait for me because the rotation ended. Shame we ended on a loss but GGs.

  156. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have to refresh my catalog since its hitting 100 again. Sorry.

  157. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  158. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do tricolor defending
    >lose
    >do tricolor attacking
    >win with zero effort
    I'm noticing a pattern here. Though I should probably switch off of Jr., too.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Attacking is significantly easier on this map. I have yet have a defending team realize they actually have to climb up to defend the beacon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >finally get into an actual tricolor
        >Oh wow, this Fame team is really good
        >finally manage to almost get ultra signal
        >money team snipes me and we both lose
        YOU moronic c**tS

        This team I just fought didn't even need it. One of them had slosher and just stayed under killing everyone who tried.

  159. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    buffs the undercover brella absolutely fricking needs:
    >0.3s of leniency after killing someone where your brella regenerates (because blocking a trade should not cause you to miss out on the regen)
    >walk speed abilities should actually affect it while shooting

  160. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love e-liter so much

  161. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  162. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >squid sisters were kind of boring until the splatoon 2 story/leadup gave them good characterization
    >pearl/marina were kind of boring until the DLC/artbooks gave them REALLY good characterization (and better music)
    >deep cut is kind of boring and the DLC is going to be focused on pearl/marina
    This is some bullshit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >squid sisters were kind of boring
      I disagree, their stage announcement banter was kino.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, the banter was what gave them initial character, and the stories fleshed them out proper afterwards, not to mention you having to listen to it each time the game was booted up made you aware of their dynamic’s.
        Deep Cut on the other hand initially had 0 banter, and even with it you can now just skip over it. Hell, probably why there was none in the first place and it had to be added in an update months later and they didn’t even mention it. Why add it when people won’t read it?
        Without that, all they have to bank on is looks which isn’t exactly all too well when comparing to their predecessors. And even if they did compare, they lack the same personality as those that came before them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’re characterization is SUPPOSE to be S3’s story mode (doubly so given they’re aping OE where Pearl and Marina shined), but they half-assed it immensely. Guess they thought they’re whole thing of controlling eel’s/sharks would make up for it but no one gives a shit about that, it only existed to make their boss fights “cool”

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >squid sisters were kind of boring until the splatoon 2 story/leadup gave them good characterization
        >pearl/marina were kind of boring until the DLC/artbooks gave them REALLY good characterization (and better music)
        >deep cut is kind of boring and the DLC is going to be focused on pearl/marina
        This is some bullshit.

        I feel like they've gotten to the point where they know they can rely on what they've already built, so they sort of half-ass the new stuff. That's why the first and second expansions are heavily focused on past things rather than something new.

  163. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Matching weapons
    >Matching clothes
    >Doublestep Dab on the victory screen
    Is there a more cancerous type of team?

  164. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ive noticed weve been only losing in mako mart

  165. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright ggs DEENS room
    had fun tonight
    until next time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      GGs money fellows

  166. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first x10 match of the Splatfest
    >one of my team DC'd in literally the first 5 seconds
    >match quits
    >next immediate match is a mirror match against other Love players we ended up wiping
    Well that killed my mood to play tonight.

  167. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  168. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remaking money team, 1/4

  169. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Open money team, 2/4.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you the roller?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. Son of a b***h, the room errored out because I checked a friend request.

  170. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Room for one more moneygay, previous room shat itself.

  171. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, won a defending tricolor match. Shame it didn't count, but then most of these won't count. I'm actually going to be very surprised no matter what the results for tricolor matches will be.

  172. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty good start

  173. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ruler +1
    Goddamn dude, just how much splatfest you been playing? I'll probably switch weapons eventually, this isn't working out too well.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      +1 isn't that much

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trying to get my 4 star tri slosh badge. [Spoiler] i was also playing with my nephew earlier today

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >defeat
        I fricking knew it. Defending this place is hell.

        Ah.

        +1 isn't that much

        You can get Ruler +1 in like 3 hours. I’m already at Ruler +8

        Well I'm not even at Champ, so sue me. Got shit to do.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can get Ruler +1 in like 3 hours. I’m already at Ruler +8

  174. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only 4-2
    I suck so bad at getting in against splatlings

  175. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta ask something, has anyone gone against Team Fame? Like i have run into them not even once and its all Team Love? Are they non existent?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even care which team I went against with as long as it wasn't a mirror match so I don't notice anything

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      getting to money ruler in open and pro i did not see a single green team, only in tricolors

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s another team sour/bigfoot situation; too few players. Willing to bet, like sour/bigfoot, their team numbers are >10%

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Team Love, I faced Fame 3 times at best

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had 1, maybe 2 matches against them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only time I've seen Team Fame is the occasionally mention that somehow they've won a 100x match.

      I have yet to actually fight them in either Open or Pro.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah i saw that once, like damn they really are rare to find and this might be the first time in a Splatfest i haven't faced off one team.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A few times in Pro and then like one non-mirror tricolor battle. I don't think I've seen them at all otherwise.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a Lovegay, every time I've fought Fame they unironically beat the frick out of my team.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only fought them once and it was the hardest match I played this splatfest

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm on team Fame and I have about a 4 to 1 win-lose ratio, mostly against Love

        I only fought them once and it was the hardest match I played this splatfest

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Surely that's because love is fulled with a bunch of shitters and not because they're more common.

  176. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry bro that was my first time defending. I did not know what I was doing.

  177. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened? Did someone sneak behind us?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Two of us tried dealing with it but too much turf had been covered and the homosexual kept getting away.

  178. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when you get more kills and turf than a gold aerospray on your team
    You frickers have one job

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I came in last
      Fricking kill me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >surprised when the shitterspray lives up to its name

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >using a undercover brella on fricking sticks
      >still the best fighter on my team 80% of the time
      I should not be out performing these fricks.

  179. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >.4%
    Good shit guys

  180. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all those fricking kills
    >still lost

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry man I never had to defend before.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get fricking used to it. My luck is so shitty that my games have been mostly defending. It's horrible. Least this time we attack.

  181. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >keep getting x10s where we stomp for the first 1:30 and then immediately get knocked down to 20% for the rest of the round
    i just want my photo with big man, man

  182. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is eeltail horrible on defense or am i just bad

  183. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    DO SOMETHING PURPLE TEAM

  184. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK. WHO DID WE JUST FRICKING FIGHT. I SAW THOSE homieS COMING FROM A LITERAL MILE AWAY AND THEY STILL JAPED US.

    I guess I should be glad they're on our side.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what the frick is happening

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >have to wait over 2 literal minutes to get in
        >immediate disconnect
        At this point we're probably better off not doing tricolor.

        They scared me.

        Keep it cool. If you’re in a mirror and getting raped, remember they’re raping the other teams in the name of love

        I know, but it was still freaky. Never seen anyone use zipcaster good.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep it cool. If you’re in a mirror and getting raped, remember they’re raping the other teams in the name of love

  185. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm bad at Turf War and this Mode makes me sad.

  186. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate splatlings so much. I'm not able to do anything against them. I'm surprised we won.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get their feet wet and they panic and fall apart like all backline players.

  187. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Join the /vg/ pool if you want to play PVP with good players.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off homosexual

  188. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This tricolor map is garbage

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It suffers some some of the same issues as Eeltail Alley does like a single good player will prevent people from even leaving the spawn.

  189. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lemme ask you turbo spergs with over 2000 hours in this piece of shit: how the frick can you bring yourself to waste so much of your time on a broken piece of shit like this that barely works

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you manage to have 2000 hours sucking dicks? Was the money worth it?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Way to out yourself as a sperg sinking thousands of hours of his life on a children's toy where you paint the floor as a little girl. Are you gonna go pro? Be the best Splatoon player of all time? homosexual.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          imagine getting butthurt because people are enjoying video games. keep seething, homosexual

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't give a shit about them enjoying anything, I'm asking how they feel about their lives being wasted on such a shitty video game

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              how do you feel about your life being wasted shitposting on an anonymous imageboard

  190. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >8 tricolor mirror matches
    >1 normal match
    i give up, sorry team love

  191. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    God Tricolor is like pulling teeth.

  192. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ARE YOU FRICKING KIDDING ME!?

  193. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    These catalogs go quick with the bonus exp

  194. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >disconnect from them
    >disconnect from you
    This is going very, very poorly. And now I'm traped in a new match.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll wait for you just tell me when you're done.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ACTUAL fricking win this time! In a real match! Okay, I'm ready.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Join

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean non mirror?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yup

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lucky bastard.

  195. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry bro I had to do something and forgot to continue

  196. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that griller wave
    ayo smallfries got hands

  197. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry R I have to do something

  198. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was definitely a timmy team

  199. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >splatfest
    >money team
    >still going to use my main weapon
    (Sniper liter) no matter what
    >lose every single game but get always 10 kill.

    I couldn't care less about rigged splatfests

  200. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick good backliners are so annoying to deal with

  201. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn other team fricking destroyed. I'm not even mad.

  202. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just got off work anyone wanna do tricolor. Rooms up already

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