I honestly think someone at Nintendo has fricked up how the scores are calculated. It's either that or this was done on purpose to try and satisfy the biggest group of people every fest
In splat 2 the least popular team won 18 to 13
In splat 1 it was 10 to 6
While the less popular team won more often, it wasn't nearly as bad as Splat 3's top team winning 8 times out of 9, with the only exception being nearly tied for popularity
It's not even three choices that's bad.
Frye by all rights should have been Love.
The splatfest was always Money v Love, so the third option Fame shoulda gone to Big Man, which would have made shit far more equal, even if Money still took popularity.
Three teams is fine they just need to not give Frye the worst pick.
Whoops, I meant to quote this post. Sorry!
[...]
>Being this ass blasted
get some cream you hemroids riddle wiener sucking ditch dweller.
I still don't understand how there were so many mirror matches and it took forever to find them. Like just because Fame was nonexistent Money and Love should've fought a lot more in Pro and Open.
I'd say by now the entire three team splatfest system also shows the giant problem with voting in general whenever there's more than two parties involved. Because people can only think in terms of 2 parties or us vs. them, and any votes besides the main two dilute the voting pool or ensure one side always wins by the end because our unga bunga brains can't think in any other way.
>gays flooded love >spammed the town with homosexual art >believed they had a big meme sweep >gets btfo by money >tied with the joke option >Shiver is homophobic now
This is the best ending to a splatfest ever.
I wish they would pick more topics like this people are actually passionate about. There was basically no gloating after vanilla won because nobody gave a shit, it's not like philosophy was going into your preference there.
Stop doing food fests, basically.
First Splatfest, given the arguably most logical option
Second, given the second most commonly picked starter type
Third, given a commonly enjoyed flavor
Fourth, many people worldwide claim to prefer dark chocolate to milk
Fifth, A legend well-known worldwide.
Sixth, Again, arguably the most logical option
Seventh, Once again, commonly enjoyed flavor
Eight, again, arguably the most logical option
>Make an obvious Asian character in a Japanese >Have them compete against a Black person and a random mascot dude >Surprised when Japan votes for itself
That's neither here nor there. Like I said, I find if funny that when Frye wins, you have Shiver fans up in the rafters yelling rigged, but in reality, Shiver is the only one never given a bad option.
Nobody gives a frick about the options. People allign themselves with Shiver because she's fricking sexy. Such is the life of an Otaku coomer.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Nobody gives a frick about the options
To an extent, but Frye has won popularity twice.
>the best they could come up with was fame >the best they could come up with was fame >the best they could come up with was fame >the best they could come up with was fame >the best they could come up with was fame >the best they could come up with was fame >the best they could come up with was fame
Gear was a gift, agreed.
Grass is an unpopular starter choice compared to water and fire and the numbers reflected as much. Shiver lost popularity by a huge margin that fest but still did well in battle.
Spicy was not sour levels of unpopular but it was nowhere even close to sweet levels of popularity, yet under the current adjustments of splatfest points she actually would have beat Sweet! (despite being the less popular team)
Dark Chocolate is not as commonly eaten as Milk chocolate. Weird fest for White chocolate dominate, shows Japan's power.
Aliens was a gift for Frye on the same level of sweet and she choked it to the god damned lochness monster.
Power being logical misses half the point. It was ganondorf vs zelda vs link. The underlying themes played a role as well, but I don't think that was guaranteed for power. It was a close fest.
Vanilla is a free win for Shiver, correct.
Money may be logical but that doesn't mean the logical choice always wins splatfests seeing as how Love beat it twice prior.
Sorry, I misremembered who picked what in the Pokemon Fest. Though remember it was a tie-in. While Grass is generally the least popular, I think in the newest gen, most picked the Grass starter.
Spicy still wasn't the bad option there. Sour was.
While this is true, on pools, most people claim to prefer Dark Chocolate to Milk, and this is a pool. Also white ink.
It being just vague, Aliens likely helped Frye, but Nessie wasn't the bad option.
Don't forget a lot of people gravitate toward villains. Seeing them as cooler than heroes, especially teens. On top of what I said, people also gravitated toward the Ink color.
Once again, maybe, but Money wasn't the worst option.
The only time you can say Shiver was given the bad option was maybe the Pokemon Fest, and then only marginally. Meanwhile, Bigman and Frye have been given options that are obvious few people would pick
I have a bottle of Kewpee, it's a placebo. It tastes like Dukes and has the same ingredients. The only real difference is the Japanese stuff has sugar and the American has paprika.
For this game? I don't think so. There are literally multiple people crying about homophobia in the plaza kek. Lovegays got way too wienery and now they're crying about how shiver is overpowered.
who?
Why do you know about this queer?
Stop caring about e0Black folk anon.
>Demoted
Thanks guys
>demoted with grizzco stamper around, the best grizzco weapon
lmao.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Worst Grizz weapon that's not guaranteed with people who ignore flyfish and stingers
9 months ago
Anonymous
It sucks, I only got Grizz Splatana twice, one of those times being a frickin mudmouth wave.
People are kind of playing like shit today and as you said ignoring the frick out of stingers and flyfish, more so than usual. Felt like pulling teeth, done for today. Shitters just can't into ballpoint or squiffer. And the ones who get Nzap never do their job and turf. And nobody kills fricking anything, nor deposits eggs for some reason, not so fun shift.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, it's gotten really bad once you hit around 400 Egg VP.
Also, the Squiffer is gay.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Also, the Squiffer is gay.
Skill issue.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Use your unparalleled trash clearing to force your way to the shore
If it's a stinger, just swipe it to death. Flyfish, stand under it and jump into a charge slash to kill it. Kill any other nearby trash first if they look like they're going to be a problem.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Stand under a flyfish >And die to its jet stream
Dumbass.
Also your advice doesn't mean to shits if all everyone gets is a snipewriter or another shit weapon.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You are bad and your opinions are wrong. Play the game more.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Nah, you're defending the worst grizz weapon, where the slosher does everything it does, but better. You are a giant homosexual
9 months ago
Anonymous
>slosher >better than stamper >uses 4x the ink >makes you a sitting target >can barely kill anything in one hit >meanwhile >uncharged slashes use no ink >gives enough ink to move >kills all trash instantly, literally a moving Canon at a fraction of the cost >charged destroys any and all threats with no issue
LEARN THE FRICKING WEAPON homosexual!
It is the best grizzco weapon by miles.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Slosher >Instant kills whatever you aim at >Don't need to deal with any charge up bullshit. >Destroys everything with two instant hits
Splatana >Slashes still burn through ink like crazy >Charged slashes have to deal with a bullshit lunge >Has much worse inking than than slosher
Frick off with your wrong opinions.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>slosher >doesn't need to charge >literally not even recalling how splat2 slosher could be insta tossed for a small ink ball, or held for a bigger longer traveling ink ball >somehow accepting that 3 removed this choice and forces the bigger ball no matter what completely killing your ink reserves, and tossing a ball still takes as long as stamper with worse utility >still needing two hits so down to 50% or less ink
Massive.
Massive giga moron. >stamper """burns""" through ink
Literally doesn't you can slash forever and rape everything no issue.
Please learn to use the weapon. >muh lunge
See peak moron.
A. STOP FRICKING MOVING FORWARD YOU COLLOSAL CLOWN! Stand your ass still, move to the side, or move back. Hell even jump. You don't lunge with these motions.
You know frick and all about the Grizzco stamper. You do this EVERY FRICKING TIME it comes out and prove how moronic and lacking in skill you are. >muh inking
Literally not even an issue given nothing will every be in your face. You get enough inkage to press forward. It's all you need.
You are the very definition of 'Skill Issue'.
LEARN. THE. WEAPON!
Use him to remind trannies everyday
I literally don't care. Laphi and Neko got good skills, they are good dudes. So frick off Black person.
You'll go up on the tree along side the trannies for all I care.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Needing to use a charge shot for the slosher at all
Peak moron >Defending the lunge >Learn a grizz weapon when the entire point of is to point at something and watch it die.
Your weapon is shit, worse than the slosher.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You literally HAVE to use the charge shot for the slosher not anon.
You massive fricking moron. There is no early release on it in splat3, which is why every fricking shot tanks 1/4 your tank.
The slosher was and always will be shit. Piercing doesn't save it. >being too moronic to know how to lunge or not
Yes I will defend it because it is incredibly useful you twat. >hurf derf grizz = point to die
Works in my hands anon.
I see fish. I swing, they die.
I get like 800 power eggs if not 1200 in just one wave thanks to the grizz stamper.
Skill. Issue.
Learn. The. Weapon.
homosexual.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>You literally HAVE to use the charge shot for the slosher
Total moronic detected, you can just regular slosh, the fact you don't know that shows you're an enteral newbie trying to defend your shitty downgrade.
You shouldn't have to learn grizz weapons either, look at something and it dies, the fact you need to do more than that shows it sucks.
Shill for a better weapon.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Do please anon. Go get a webm of someone using a half glob for the grizzco slosher in splatoon3. Like you could in splat2.
I'll wait. >you shouldn't have to learn grizzco weapons
Several anons in the poll and myself always shit on you for being stupid. We all understand the weapon just fine without issue.
You are simply too stupid thus need to learn how to use it. Maybe one day you'll grow a second brain cell.
9 months ago
Anonymous
anon let it go
9 months ago
Anonymous
>In the poll
Good job proving you're willing to be moronic together out of spite.
Slosher is still superior on the merit you don't have to deal with random lunges that kill you and it's a properly designed grizz weapon, unlike that peice of shit splatana.
Shill for something good.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>hurd derf typo I win
Ah well I'll take your confession then homosexual >""""""""""""""""""""random lunges"""""""""" >very literally admitting you have no clue how to use the splatana class as a whole, as the grizzco lunges work the exact same way.
LEARN *CLAP* THE *CLAP* WEAPON CLAP* YOU *CLAP* moronic *CLAP* Black person *CLAP*
Jesus christ.
You are talking out your ass to such an extreme degree it's embarressing. now seethe at the obvious rage bait above you fricking dip shit
9 months ago
Anonymous
Nah, the fact that you have a grizz weapon that doesn't instantly kill stuff in front of it proves it's shit.
Stop shaming yourself.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You must be trolling because people whine about slosher for the same reason as stamper (they can't manage ink)
9 months ago
Anonymous
Ok, stand just to the side of it then since common sense is beyond your grasp. >Snipewriter being shit
Never mind, I'm done. I pray for your sake that you only get shooters from your random weapons.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Thinks the snipewriter is good.
I bet you're a glue huffer who defends the bamboozler
9 months ago
Anonymous
How difficult is your life anon?
Crippling stupidity like this must be a challenge.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>I am shit thus think weapon is bad
Many cases.
Skill issue.
I kill everything with it no problems.
The finally Big Run/Eggstra work better let us pick our own weapons with a grizzco side.
All in on stamper + grizzco stamper.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Worst grizz weapon, worst weapon class for SR outside of bow.
Grizz Bow is still better than splatana.
9 months ago
Anonymous
He's a literal gay that's in pool that everyone plays with even though pool says they hate gays
9 months ago
Anonymous
>gays flooded love >spammed the town with homosexual art >believed they had a big meme sweep >gets btfo by money >tied with the joke option >Shiver is homophobic now
This is the best ending to a splatfest ever.
Bash the gays, bully them back into gay caves (not prolapsed buttholes)
9 months ago
Anonymous
I will but the rest of pool are too afraid to say anything
9 months ago
Anonymous
Such is many the case but know on here you've got support.
It's probably for the best this Game Mode doesn't have Voice Chat.......
No it's bullshit it doesn't, I want children to have a modern more colorful COD lobby when the frick up basic patterns and situational awareness.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Only way you would know that is if you were a st/ink/er yourself. You being an obnoxious drama obsessed weirdo is worse than someone being a literal homosexual. If you're good at the game, I'll play with you, that's it. That's all anyone cares about. You starting drama makes you worse than the guy you're obsessed over. You should probably just go back to /ink/ and stay there.
9 months ago
Anonymous
That's a lot of words just to say i love gays
9 months ago
Anonymous
Huh that must be why I love you then huh homosexual?
Do you even play this game you little b***h? Or do you just want to stir up drama with literal gays? Why are you obsessed with a literal homosexual? Don't be a b***h and dodge the question, let's talk this out.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Not the same guy but the unbridled onions radiating from you is palpable.
9 months ago
Anonymous
No man it's just fricking cringe.
This namedropping shit is exaclty what st/ink/ers are known to do. Why would anyone know this person's sexual orientation if they weren't a stinker themselves? Or part of some troony discord? Seriously, make it make sense to me people.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Lol I just hate gays and want them out of a children's game. Is that really hard to understand? Also, why are you so quick to defend gays? Are you also one? I know this isn't the first time. You said the same thing a few days ago. Are you laphi? If you are I just want to tell you that you are not welcomed here. Go back to /ink/ you fail twitch streamer. Oh and 41% yourself.
9 months ago
Anonymous
No, I'm not Laphi. I've played with them and I can vouch for them being a decent player, of which there's not a whole lot in the pool. I'd rather play with a gay who is good at the game than have some whiny homosexual tell me I can't play with them because they're gay.
You are literally behaving like more of a snowflake than the people you criticize, how can you not see that?
Also how do you even know this person's a gay? Where's the proof, because I've seen none. As far as we know this is a baseless accusation, allow me to play devil's advocate here. Where did you get this information from? If it's from /ink/, you are a homosexual by association. I hope you understand that. For someone who claims to hate gays you act like the biggest one in this thread on a regular basis. Just play the game and shut up you little punk. Do you even play the game?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>No, I'm not Laphi. I've played with them and I can vouch for them being a decent player >them >not him
LMAO can you be more obvious moron. Good to know that I struck a nerve. Always remember you're not welcomed here.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Literally not them, I just play with everybody in the pool and have played with them a few times. They're not bad at the game.
Do you play this game? Or do you just press refresh on the notifications tab to stalk people in the pool because you sound like a frickin' weirdo dude
9 months ago
Anonymous
>them
There you go with that word again. Why don't you say him?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>DON'T YOU KNOW HIS PRONOUNS ARE HE/HIM BIGOT?? STOP USING THEM!!!
9 months ago
Anonymous
>a year in >at S+ >people STILL don't know about check points in Rainmaker
Absolutely fricking grim and mind breaking.
WTFH.
You realize 'Them' is infact a proper pronoun of a person of unknown sex or you just don't care to be specific?
Trannies infact did NOT make up them as a pronoun.
9 months ago
Anonymous
It's insane. I don't even know this person's gender nor do I fricking care. I don't give a shit. I don't lurk /ink/ so I don't know what everyone's sexual preferences are or preferred pronouns. I just said them because I don't know or don't fricking care, next time I'll put at trigger warning for the demented chudcel who has made it his life to obsess over literal homosexuals on his squid game generalj. What a fricking homosexual!
9 months ago
Anonymous
Use him to remind trannies everyday
9 months ago
Anonymous
There is literally nothing wrong with being trans. How does that affect you?
9 months ago
Anonymous
nice bait
9 months ago
Anonymous
There is literally everything wrong with being trans.
The spread of disease. Destruction of social norms and values. Ruination of children. The pedophelia.
Never mind the fact I can just be...here's a real sock..moral upstanding person and find it disgusting and vile antiwhite oligarchs are mind fricking people of all ages into believing this insabnity so they cut off their genitals and help genetically erase Whites/Western Kind. Plus the delusion and fallacy of sexualsexuality and bodily destruction both chemically and physically is the real cause of suicidal desires thus incredibly depressing to see people toss their lifes away over a lie.
Stop being scum anon. It's a dark evil abyss people need to be pulled out of if nothing else for their own good.
9 months ago
Anonymous
nooo not the white people
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Conservative virtue signaling on Ganker
KEK
9 months ago
Anonymous
They hold more value than whatever shit smear you are.
You should be thaking Whites for your life being as nice as it is.
>Conservative virtue signaling on Ganker
KEK
>Ganker is such a misery nazi larp shit heap that someone having genuine care for the Wellbeing of Western Kind is 'virtue signalling'.
What a sad state of affairs you must have anon.
Splatfests are unironically dead unless Nintendo disbands Deep Cut and just shove Shiver into the squid sisters.
Stay mad you losing hoe.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Brown hands typed this post
9 months ago
Anonymous
Whatever cope you need b***h.
After the shit they tried to pull before the game came out, Shiver being the "homophobia" headliner is beautiful.
Ah..yuh I forgot that was a thing.
Glad we'll never see it again.
>Thinking virtue signaling works on Ganker.
LOL, fascist brainlet detected
>Soul so rotted he can't conceptualize actual sincere care displayed for Whites
You need help anon. Please do help it.
9 months ago
Anonymous
lol at the troony seething itt. If you don't like it leave.
>Still seething that the orange bad guy lost and is going prison
LMAO
9 months ago
Anonymous
>oh yeah well uh.....uh ORANGE MAN BAD
absolutely embarrassing
9 months ago
Anonymous
Cope and seeth
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Randomly bringing up Trump
Whose rent free again?
Drink cyanide any time you feel like it anon.
Nah, the fact that you have a grizz weapon that doesn't instantly kill stuff in front of it proves it's shit.
Stop shaming yourself.
Weird way to phrase 'I am shit and can not think'.
Cause if its cannons and I have Grizzco Stamper I'm clearing shit better, faster and cheaper than cannons do, all while running eggs on top of it.
Skill Issue.
Learn how to splatana gaygolli.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Whoops, I meant to quote this post. Sorry!
[...] >Still seething that the orange bad guy lost and is going prison
LMAO
9 months ago
Anonymous
I think not with the random lunge problem and need to charge shots.
Shit weapon, slosher is superior still.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>still admitting he can't use any weapon in the splatana catergory >with pride
Look anon.
You are moronic. It's fine. Your Mother still loves you
And the charge takes as long to go off as a single slosher shot which likely won't kill steel head and certainly aint killing drizzler or Big Shot.
Slosher is shit.
Learn how to Splatana you worthless pile of salmon feces, or stay in Go-Shitter where you belong.
Holy shit I got 60 eggs
Great work anon.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Of course my mother loves me, shame we can't say the same about yours given you're clinging to a garbage grizz weapon that's inferior to the slosher.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Coping this poorly over a lack of skills and intelligence
So very sad. One day you might become something resembling intelligent.
Still not seeing footage of Splatoon3 grizzco sloshing tossing out a half glob of ink...like it could in splatoon2.
Please post proofs now. You can't because slosher is a shitty impotent ink hog.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Projecting now
Very telling because you're defending the inferior grizz weapon.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Thinking virtue signaling works on Ganker.
LOL, fascist brainlet detected
9 months ago
Anonymous
lol at the troony seething itt. If you don't like it leave.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Conservative virtue signaling on Ganker
KEK
9 months ago
Anonymous
>nothing wrong >trannies seethe and froth in the mouth when you show the gender on their birth certificates and point out their receding hairlines and chin stubbles >nothing wrong
9 months ago
Anonymous
>being this easily baited
Ganker has to be one of the most gullible boards
9 months ago
Anonymous
inkgen is accepted in this pool
dont let them make you think otherwise
the best Salmon runners are from their and just help Ganker
9 months ago
Anonymous
I don't care where your from or how many dragon dildos you have stuffed up your ass. Literally keep it to yourself and just play the game well and we can leave it at that.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Thank you for supporting inkgen.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You're talking like having a good player in the same pool that you happen to be in also means you have some sort of ownership of them. "WE have the best players. WE are the best!" Can you not see how weird that is, you psycho?
How much screen time is she going to get in Splat 4? Her popularity is fricking unprecedented. I'll be shocked if she isn't the main dialogue dump in 4's story mode like how Marie was in 2
>the best they could come up with was fame >the best they could come up with was fame >the best they could come up with was fame >the best they could come up with was fame >the best they could come up with was fame >the best they could come up with was fame >the best they could come up with was fame
Half time is only by open clout. Which love still won.
More players joined money by then or autistically grinded to get more shells.
Thn put moron tier effort into brute forcing the nmirror matches in tricolor.
they should make her the actual villain of 4 because how hard she'd be seething after all these loses she's taking, that would be the funniest/coolest thing they could do with her and it would probably actually redeem her for me
also she'd probably get an actually good design as a villain
>what makes you think they'd do it now?
Well it does look like that might be what's happening for the side order DLC. You're seeing a world in which Order won.
Problem is you can't get someone on the enemy team to figure it out. But imagine just two guys shooting at the ground slightly outside of range, endlessly covering eachother's ink. You could stack up at least 2000p that way. People probably don't do it because it's boring
>inked turf turns into monies/exp
No?
Hasn't worked that way since splat1 far as I know.
Splat2 made it fixed with 600 if you inked 600+ then 1000 if you win.
When did it go back to being based on ink coverage?
Problem is you can't get someone on the enemy team to figure it out. But imagine just two guys shooting at the ground slightly outside of range, endlessly covering eachother's ink. You could stack up at least 2000p that way. People probably don't do it because it's boring
>But imagine just two guys shooting at the ground slightly outside of range, endlessly covering eachother's ink. You could stack up at least 2000p that way. People probably don't do it because it's boring
There was actually people doing this early on in the game's life. They stopped because Nintendo didn't like it.
Now that's like if you make two coordinated groups and meet in the center only doing that. Yeah that might catch heat from Nintendo. But if it's just an everyday squid party and two squids on separate times just so happen to realize they can game the system it would probably be undetectable
>love has won both times it appeared >try to give love to someone else besides Shiver hoping it will nerf her >she still wins
Where do they even go from here? At this rate they'll have to promise footjobs from Frye if she wins.
>Next Splatfest >hammering nails through your dick (shiver) VS free rawdog creampies (Frye) >Shiver mentions that she had 5 big black boyfriends >and that Oppenheimer was her favorite movie of the year >Frye mentions that she is a virgin who can suck the moon through a drinking straw and that she's never even held hands before >Shiver still wins in a landslide
>Next Splatfest >hammering nails through your dick (shiver) VS free rawdog creampies (Frye) >Shiver mentions that she had 5 big black boyfriends >and that Oppenheimer was her favorite movie of the year >Frye mentions that she is a virgin who can suck the moon through a drinking straw and that she's never even held hands before >Shiver still wins in a landslide
as someone who is not in the loop whatsoever it feels good not to know what the frick the movie's even about
>“What the frick are you doing? It’s so easy! You shoot the fish and put the eggs in the basket! It’s not hard!”
I say a variation of this basically every time we reach 45 seconds with less than half the quota met. I imagine voice chat would get really awkward when we manage to squeak out the round and we still have to do wave 3 after I spent 40 seconds calling everybody morons.
If I can collect more eggs than the bottom 2 players combined than I should be allowed to send those players a picture of my anus.
It'd make for an EXCELLENT (eggcelent) ranked mode.
Call it GrizzGruff or some shit.
The map gets scattered with gears/bolts/nuts/whatever and you need to pick up 3-5 of them to turn your weapon into a Grizzco variant of that class..or closest resembling grizzco weapon.
Splats only count for points with grizzco weapons and it is simply team with the most points wins.
Would be fricking rad.
Pools aren't just for swimming and floaties exist.
They aren't in any real danger even if they do end up completely submerged, they can either super jump out or, if they're feel especially lazy, die because death has no consequence when you can just respawn.
Their favorite sport is our equivalent of active warfare, they're in no danger.
>Take contract from US govt to R&D a weapon of mass destruction >Weapon gets used >Cries like a b***h and goes "why did I take it"
All he had to do was not take the deal. The president at the time despised his b***hy demeanor and demanded he never steps foot in the oval office ever again. That's just my shitty footnotes version
Inklings/Octolings ARE NOT MADE OF INK!
They just have incredibly think skin, and when submerged in water their body absorbs it so fast they burst.
This is the cannonical explanation by Nagomi.
Pools and such exist for Jellies and the other creatures of the world to use, as they don'y suffer from this issue.
Also YES INKLINGS STILL BATHE YOU TARDS!
>missing the point entirely
Why are you gatekeeping people from the place where you're from? You should be gatekeeping yourself and going back to your fricking containment thread!
It's simple
if you're from /ink/
you stay on /ink/
and you keep your gay ass fricking girly drama on /ink/, because I'm tired of seeing it. You homosexuals are making this thread unusable and turning this place into st/ink/ 2.0 with this "gatekeeping". Which is really just the same stupid shit you do in your threads.
You know what would be healthy for this pool? If people played the fricking game!
could be something to do with the losers crying about homophobia in the plaza. They made it political so the moneychuds are having a bit of a victory lap here.
>people who like money = capitalist cis scum >people who like love = heckin cute and valid enbies >people who like fame = i got nothing, help me out here
>You literally HAVE to use the charge shot for the slosher not anon. >You massive fricking moron. There is no early release on it in splat3, which is why every fricking shot tanks 1/4 your tank. >The slosher was and always will be shit. Piercing doesn't save it.
too moronic to know how to lunge or not >Yes I will defend it because it is incredibly useful you twat. >>hurf derf grizz = point to die >Works in my hands anon. >I see fish. I swing, they die. >I get like 800 power eggs if not 1200 in just one wave thanks to the grizz stamper. >Skill. Issue. >Learn. The. Weapon. >homosexual.
>shiver is a non beany idol! love wins!!! >actually, shiver's a rich, homophobic terf
lol
lmao
that's what you get for making a children's vidya game political
She has big ink sacks for a female Splatoon character, who are mostly pretty flat, transition that idea of "character has bigger boobs than most female characters" to other art styles, and you end up with some honkers.
Kind of the opposite of her forehead. Splatoon characters have large heads, so Frye's being even bigger is enormous. But you take the idea of "character has a larger head than most" to art styles with more realistic proportions and while you still get a big head, it's much less egregious.
Wtf i love frye now
Improve Frye with one easy fix (Nintendo designers hate him)
I think they should've sucked it up and kept the coomer designs. Also make big man big girl.
um no actually if you choose money you are a homophobe and if you choose love you are a troony
please hate and fight amongst each other, don't focus on how shitty and lacking of content this game has
>Shiver took even popularity
I honestly can not say I'm surprised. Not even sightly upset, I just had a generally bad splatfest time. Funny to see how little Fame got, though I'm not surprised they took at least one category. The Fame frickers I fought against were ruthless. Still, I fought for octo daughter and that's all that matters to me. Now to get my SR bonuses.
Not a surprise either it was pro, they weren’t kiddin’ ‘round, even beat out love. Sorry ‘bout the bad time tho, but there’s always next time and there’s always SR inbetween
New rotation in 2 hours btw, thoughts?
Black person frick you.
Least I got Grizz stamper on a cannon wave.
THE PURE CARNAGE. BATHING IN FISH GUTS. DELICIOUS!
I just want the damn thing full time FRICK YOU GRIZZ AND FRICK YOU LI'L JUDD!
>bro >bro >get on cannon >sure it fricks your ink worse just do it
No eat shit.
Ballpoint and squiffer need to be on cannons, wtfh is wrong with you first off.
Secondly Grizzco Stamper is a mobile cannon. You clean cohoks better, faster, you kill bosses better, you run eggs fast.
Why would I ever get in the cuckpit when I have the chaddest weapon in the game by miles?
Pussy b***h.
He's wrong and moronic and everyone knows it.
>Projecting now
Very telling because you're defending the inferior grizz weapon.
>needs a worthless shitter weapon because he has no brain
That's nice. Meanwhile I cleaned half the map up as you got two shots off.
homosexual.
>Claims this when he has to frick around against flyfish and stingers when a single shot from a slosher clears each of them.
Stop using an inferior weapon.
I was on team 富 and I managed to lose two 100bai matches because Nintendo decided to dump the biggest gorilla Black person morons on me first thing into each rotation
glad it worked out in the end
From what I've been told, in the original text, Shiver talks in a way associated with mature women, while Fyre often talks like an old woman. I wonder how this would have translated if they kept it in the localization.
Shiver speaks in a kansai dialect and that seems to be her main thing, she doesn't seem especially mature or formal. Also Frye speaks like an old man, not an old woman. She uses the pronoun わし and ends her sentences in じゃ, very common old man language. The explanation is that she got her speaking habits from her grandpa.
>get grizz splatana >full of dread >immediately got bounds and bounds of flyfish >literally can't go anywhere without being targeted by a bajillion things
God, I hate getting this thing.
I got it wave 1 again. Frick you, game. I don't care that you're doing it on purpose. Frick you. At least I managed to use it to clear house, but only because I got lucky enough to have the flyfish spawn in front of me.
It's kind of hard to do only that when trying to dodge flyfish fire, 2 stingers, and 2 scrappers on your ass.
I pretty much stopped going for flyfish with it. Killing everything else is more fun
>It's kind of hard to do only that when trying to dodge flyfish fire, 2 stingers, and 2 scrappers on your ass
It's easy bro.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Okay yeah, I need a break. Been splatting so damn hard this weekend. Probably gonna be back after the hour just to get my bonuses. Thanks for the goooooooooooooooold.
Fricking how. I feel so useless with it. I can't paint a goddamn path anywhere or do anything without emptying my fricking ink tank.
Nice. Fourth gold this rotation.
Woah, nice.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Hit scrappers once to stun them then back off to catch a breath or kill lesser salmonid. Never charge unless you're clear of enemies and try not to dash it always fricks you over.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Super. I'm now dead because in the split-second it took me to do that, I got chewed up by a couple stingers combined with like 5 smallfry.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Just keep swinging and dodging. If I can do it I'm certain that you can do it.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Woah, nice
I was going to invite you to do some SR shifts but you left after splatfest. If you're going to get you're capsules next rotation send an invite.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I was rather miffed once it was over, as I'm sure you'll understand. When I saw my last match was gonna be a mirror, I just turned it off. Stopped caring. I'm probably gonna go for my capsules real quick, but odds are it won't be on the hour.
Just keep swinging and dodging. If I can do it I'm certain that you can do it.
Oh whoops, I ran out of ink because before those smallfry killed me, there was already several chum and cohocks to deal with. Or maybe I was already only at partial full ink because I got swarmed after dealing with other things.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>I was rather miffed once it was over, as I'm sure you'll understand
You weren't the only one. That 10x got me mad because it was the only one I got. I saw you man you were charging when you had no reason to. I hope you get the hang of the grizz splat bro.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Fair enough. Just having the stupid thing is enough to give me the jitters. I fricking hate it. Almost every time I have a decent opportunity to kill something, uh oh. Swarm of salmon or one of the other bajillions bosses start targeting me. I fricking hate it. Don't hesitate to tell me how I fricked up, it's the only way I'll learn.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Almost every time I have a decent opportunity to kill something, uh oh. Swarm of salmon or one of the other bajillions bosses start targeting me
This is why I said to kill the lesser salmonids. Focusing too much on the bosses is gonna get you swarmed, which is why I also said to clear the area if you have to kill a boss.
I picked love because it won the last two times but I'm glad we lost.
All the fricking morons spamming love wins alongside their particular mental illness got grating.
The fact that >MUH CAPITALISM completely dabbed on them was worth it
I was Team Love but I can't be mad that we lost given how homosexual my teammates were
Also >9% >nine fricking percent
Holy shit just remove Frye from the game at this point
If Charizard can't carry you to a popular vote what are you doing with your life
I thought I was getting way too many mirror matches, 24 of 32, but apparently that's a better ratio than most Love players were getting. And six of the eight non-mirror matches put me on defense, on this shit-ass map where defending the point is even harder than usual. I have never seen as many first-attempt point captures succeed in this mode as on this map, as defender I knew it was gone the moment I died and as attacker I could just run up and grab it so many times. Nintendo needs to scrap this fricking mode
>I have never seen as many first-attempt point captures succeed in this mode as on this map
skill issue
half of my tricolors, mirror or not, ended with zero captures
Defense has literally always been at a disadvantage in Tricolor, you literally just have to zerg rush the point until the capture timer drops low enough for it to be nearly instant. If defense wins it's because my teammate isn't attempting to grab the signal, but I can usually get it without their help.
Eeltail Alley was different though, for some reason nobody on any team was interested in defending it so it was almost free
I was even having a pretty good time on the Tricolor map, but again, they were mostly mirror matches and I was just having lots of fun beating my own team. I guess Money really did earn that win because most of my matches against them were losses.
I hate to be “that guy”
but simply having high egg counts does not mean you contributed the most. If you’re not killing trash or bosses, to the point where everyone is getting overwhelmed, you’re part of the problem. If all you do is egg jockey it can actually be a liability. Now Im not saying you DIDNT help, I wasnt there. All Im saying is some of the worst people ive played with are the ones with consistently abyssmal power egg counts but high golden eggs deposited.
Egg counts dont always tell the full story. Maybe they were complete shitters. All Im saying is the circumstances around each player is different and sometimes people just get fricked and cant accomplish much because they’re not getting support from teammates or a string of unlucky bosses spawn like endless stingers and flyfish. Some weapons need a bit more babysitting. But the reality is most average players cant squiffer, cant ballpoint, and they certainly cant grizz splatana. It’s a technical loadout that will filter many shitters for that reason alone.
git gud and stop complaining about being so shit you can't carry some morons
btw if you didn't get your precious badges in freelance instead of the cope way they don't count
>He's probably an add-brained moron who likes posting wojaks.
That’s totally what he is. If anything you gotta stop being so charitable, it’s Ganker ffs
>all low tides >last was tornado
I think the game took pity on me after the travesty of randos almost taking my EVP rank. This is possibly the most DPS-deprived loadout that didn't have a brush.
And here we have lovegays being actual trannies and seething over being called out as shitters in totally troony way. Move to /ink/ already you belong there.
do Callie and Marie have any special abilities to them
Pear has the princess cannon, Marina is good at machines
and then deep cut have their kekkei genkai powers
Money wins as always, big fricking shocker.
/thread
Money lost the two previous fests moron. This is the first time it won.
>muh splatfest
i meant IRL moron, look out a window?
>splatfests reflect reality completely accurately
wow you're a moron
moving on
just as nessie actually exists and not aliens or bigfoot money rule the world and not love (lol) or fame (lmao)
Yeah and White chocolate is totally the most popular chocolate right homosexual and not just because people love cum colored ink?
dark chocolate is cringe and for whatever reason nobody likes milk so it is
>le cum
shit ink is much funnier
>the first time it won in 8 years
And all it took was an economy crippling plandemic followed by a recession!
L
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WHAT'S THAT SPELL?
LOTS OF MONEY probably
This shit is a popularity contest.
I honestly think someone at Nintendo has fricked up how the scores are calculated. It's either that or this was done on purpose to try and satisfy the biggest group of people every fest
yeah making it a three way split just fricked things up and tipped it even harder in favor of whichever is the most popular.
Previous games had similar issues with Splatfest balance. In 1 and 2 wasn't it that the less popular team was pretty much guaranteed to win?
In splat 2 the least popular team won 18 to 13
In splat 1 it was 10 to 6
While the less popular team won more often, it wasn't nearly as bad as Splat 3's top team winning 8 times out of 9, with the only exception being nearly tied for popularity
It's not even three choices that's bad.
Frye by all rights should have been Love.
The splatfest was always Money v Love, so the third option Fame shoulda gone to Big Man, which would have made shit far more equal, even if Money still took popularity.
Three teams is fine they just need to not give Frye the worst pick.
>Being this ass blasted
get some cream you hemroids riddle wiener sucking ditch dweller.
Whooooooole lot of loverboy cope in the previous thread
Heartbroken cucks will be crying themselves to sleep tonight by the looks of it
Three teams was a mistake.
>recycling splatfest themes already
Glad I quit the franchise a few months into 2.
I still don't understand how there were so many mirror matches and it took forever to find them. Like just because Fame was nonexistent Money and Love should've fought a lot more in Pro and Open.
I'd say by now the entire three team splatfest system also shows the giant problem with voting in general whenever there's more than two parties involved. Because people can only think in terms of 2 parties or us vs. them, and any votes besides the main two dilute the voting pool or ensure one side always wins by the end because our unga bunga brains can't think in any other way.
I just want to drown Shiver in my semen.
Three way Splatfests were a mistake.
Oh well we'll have Big Run IV next month to take our minds off of it at least.
>Shiver again
I love Shiver but man at this point it's just sad for the other idols
Makes me want to play the other side out of pity.
you mean i also played against gays and troonylovers?
even better
>Love wi-- ACK!
Reminder that the Splatlands is homophobic and the gays in Inkopolis need to stay there
Finally. A place I can call home.
>gays flooded love
>spammed the town with homosexual art
>believed they had a big meme sweep
>gets btfo by money
>tied with the joke option
>Shiver is homophobic now
This is the best ending to a splatfest ever.
why did all the gays pick team love anyway?
I really like that lion king song
>Mfw walking out the plaza after reporting dozens of butthurt love troony posts
>Found a post that said "Splatfests now are so bad because of Shiver. I hate this"
GET FRICKED HAHAHAH
I wish they would pick more topics like this people are actually passionate about. There was basically no gloating after vanilla won because nobody gave a shit, it's not like philosophy was going into your preference there.
Stop doing food fests, basically.
They were cooking with the island fest because it was something that people have actually talked about.
Agree there have been far too many food fests, especially candy/junk food themed ones. I could not give less of a shit about those.
Too bad Japan fricking loves food
Ever wonder why they pray to the food every time they eat? They worship it.
It's funny how you had Shiver fans insisting the flavor Splatfest was rigged when you have Shiver never being given a bad option.
You lost
get over it
First Splatfest, given the arguably most logical option
Second, given the second most commonly picked starter type
Third, given a commonly enjoyed flavor
Fourth, many people worldwide claim to prefer dark chocolate to milk
Fifth, A legend well-known worldwide.
Sixth, Again, arguably the most logical option
Seventh, Once again, commonly enjoyed flavor
Eight, again, arguably the most logical option
How am I wrong?
>Make an obvious Asian character in a Japanese
>Have them compete against a Black person and a random mascot dude
>Surprised when Japan votes for itself
That's neither here nor there. Like I said, I find if funny that when Frye wins, you have Shiver fans up in the rafters yelling rigged, but in reality, Shiver is the only one never given a bad option.
Nobody gives a frick about the options. People allign themselves with Shiver because she's fricking sexy. Such is the life of an Otaku coomer.
>Nobody gives a frick about the options
To an extent, but Frye has won popularity twice.
>The best they could come up with is "fun"
Gear was a gift, agreed.
Grass is an unpopular starter choice compared to water and fire and the numbers reflected as much. Shiver lost popularity by a huge margin that fest but still did well in battle.
Spicy was not sour levels of unpopular but it was nowhere even close to sweet levels of popularity, yet under the current adjustments of splatfest points she actually would have beat Sweet! (despite being the less popular team)
Dark Chocolate is not as commonly eaten as Milk chocolate. Weird fest for White chocolate dominate, shows Japan's power.
Aliens was a gift for Frye on the same level of sweet and she choked it to the god damned lochness monster.
Power being logical misses half the point. It was ganondorf vs zelda vs link. The underlying themes played a role as well, but I don't think that was guaranteed for power. It was a close fest.
Vanilla is a free win for Shiver, correct.
Money may be logical but that doesn't mean the logical choice always wins splatfests seeing as how Love beat it twice prior.
All in all you're coping.
Sorry, I misremembered who picked what in the Pokemon Fest. Though remember it was a tie-in. While Grass is generally the least popular, I think in the newest gen, most picked the Grass starter.
Spicy still wasn't the bad option there. Sour was.
While this is true, on pools, most people claim to prefer Dark Chocolate to Milk, and this is a pool. Also white ink.
It being just vague, Aliens likely helped Frye, but Nessie wasn't the bad option.
Don't forget a lot of people gravitate toward villains. Seeing them as cooler than heroes, especially teens. On top of what I said, people also gravitated toward the Ink color.
Once again, maybe, but Money wasn't the worst option.
The only time you can say Shiver was given the bad option was maybe the Pokemon Fest, and then only marginally. Meanwhile, Bigman and Frye have been given options that are obvious few people would pick
the queen can not be stopped
Has there ever been a splatfest that generated this much seething?
Yes
no because zoomers on team love make everything about their sexuality and take it as a personal slight they lost
Have you not heard of the legend of the Mayo Saboteur.
Mayo won because Japan is fricking obsessed with mayonnaise for some bizarre reason, despite preaching about how healthy they otherwise are
well japanese mayo actually tastes great so its understandable
I have a bottle of Kewpee, it's a placebo. It tastes like Dukes and has the same ingredients. The only real difference is the Japanese stuff has sugar and the American has paprika.
For this game? I don't think so. There are literally multiple people crying about homophobia in the plaza kek. Lovegays got way too wienery and now they're crying about how shiver is overpowered.
Callie vs Marie I'm still mad
Lmao shitter couldn't save his trash waifu
Frick you
I'm just fricking with you
It's not this one Splatfest, it's how hard Shiver has been dominating the entire game.
Cry more
wow chuddy you got me there
waaahh!
Cryer
god why is this drawing of her so hot
You get off to making goblins cry
bleed from that festering gash shit muffin.
I voted Love and you gays need to die off.
This includes that fem boy homosexual laphi
who?
Why do you know about this queer?
Stop caring about e0Black folk anon.
>demoted with grizzco stamper around, the best grizzco weapon
lmao.
>Worst Grizz weapon that's not guaranteed with people who ignore flyfish and stingers
It sucks, I only got Grizz Splatana twice, one of those times being a frickin mudmouth wave.
People are kind of playing like shit today and as you said ignoring the frick out of stingers and flyfish, more so than usual. Felt like pulling teeth, done for today. Shitters just can't into ballpoint or squiffer. And the ones who get Nzap never do their job and turf. And nobody kills fricking anything, nor deposits eggs for some reason, not so fun shift.
Yeah, it's gotten really bad once you hit around 400 Egg VP.
Also, the Squiffer is gay.
>Also, the Squiffer is gay.
Skill issue.
Use your unparalleled trash clearing to force your way to the shore
If it's a stinger, just swipe it to death. Flyfish, stand under it and jump into a charge slash to kill it. Kill any other nearby trash first if they look like they're going to be a problem.
>Stand under a flyfish
>And die to its jet stream
Dumbass.
Also your advice doesn't mean to shits if all everyone gets is a snipewriter or another shit weapon.
You are bad and your opinions are wrong. Play the game more.
Nah, you're defending the worst grizz weapon, where the slosher does everything it does, but better. You are a giant homosexual
>slosher
>better than stamper
>uses 4x the ink
>makes you a sitting target
>can barely kill anything in one hit
>meanwhile
>uncharged slashes use no ink
>gives enough ink to move
>kills all trash instantly, literally a moving Canon at a fraction of the cost
>charged destroys any and all threats with no issue
LEARN THE FRICKING WEAPON homosexual!
It is the best grizzco weapon by miles.
Slosher
>Instant kills whatever you aim at
>Don't need to deal with any charge up bullshit.
>Destroys everything with two instant hits
Splatana
>Slashes still burn through ink like crazy
>Charged slashes have to deal with a bullshit lunge
>Has much worse inking than than slosher
Frick off with your wrong opinions.
>slosher
>doesn't need to charge
>literally not even recalling how splat2 slosher could be insta tossed for a small ink ball, or held for a bigger longer traveling ink ball
>somehow accepting that 3 removed this choice and forces the bigger ball no matter what completely killing your ink reserves, and tossing a ball still takes as long as stamper with worse utility
>still needing two hits so down to 50% or less ink
Massive.
Massive giga moron.
>stamper """burns""" through ink
Literally doesn't you can slash forever and rape everything no issue.
Please learn to use the weapon.
>muh lunge
See peak moron.
A. STOP FRICKING MOVING FORWARD YOU COLLOSAL CLOWN! Stand your ass still, move to the side, or move back. Hell even jump. You don't lunge with these motions.
You know frick and all about the Grizzco stamper. You do this EVERY FRICKING TIME it comes out and prove how moronic and lacking in skill you are.
>muh inking
Literally not even an issue given nothing will every be in your face. You get enough inkage to press forward. It's all you need.
You are the very definition of 'Skill Issue'.
LEARN. THE. WEAPON!
I literally don't care. Laphi and Neko got good skills, they are good dudes. So frick off Black person.
You'll go up on the tree along side the trannies for all I care.
>Needing to use a charge shot for the slosher at all
Peak moron
>Defending the lunge
>Learn a grizz weapon when the entire point of is to point at something and watch it die.
Your weapon is shit, worse than the slosher.
You literally HAVE to use the charge shot for the slosher not anon.
You massive fricking moron. There is no early release on it in splat3, which is why every fricking shot tanks 1/4 your tank.
The slosher was and always will be shit. Piercing doesn't save it.
>being too moronic to know how to lunge or not
Yes I will defend it because it is incredibly useful you twat.
>hurf derf grizz = point to die
Works in my hands anon.
I see fish. I swing, they die.
I get like 800 power eggs if not 1200 in just one wave thanks to the grizz stamper.
Skill. Issue.
Learn. The. Weapon.
homosexual.
>You literally HAVE to use the charge shot for the slosher
Total moronic detected, you can just regular slosh, the fact you don't know that shows you're an enteral newbie trying to defend your shitty downgrade.
You shouldn't have to learn grizz weapons either, look at something and it dies, the fact you need to do more than that shows it sucks.
Shill for a better weapon.
Do please anon. Go get a webm of someone using a half glob for the grizzco slosher in splatoon3. Like you could in splat2.
I'll wait.
>you shouldn't have to learn grizzco weapons
Several anons in the poll and myself always shit on you for being stupid. We all understand the weapon just fine without issue.
You are simply too stupid thus need to learn how to use it. Maybe one day you'll grow a second brain cell.
anon let it go
>In the poll
Good job proving you're willing to be moronic together out of spite.
Slosher is still superior on the merit you don't have to deal with random lunges that kill you and it's a properly designed grizz weapon, unlike that peice of shit splatana.
Shill for something good.
>hurd derf typo I win
Ah well I'll take your confession then homosexual
>""""""""""""""""""""random lunges""""""""""
>very literally admitting you have no clue how to use the splatana class as a whole, as the grizzco lunges work the exact same way.
LEARN *CLAP* THE *CLAP* WEAPON CLAP* YOU *CLAP* moronic *CLAP* Black person *CLAP*
Jesus christ.
You are talking out your ass to such an extreme degree it's embarressing.
now seethe at the obvious rage bait above you fricking dip shit
Nah, the fact that you have a grizz weapon that doesn't instantly kill stuff in front of it proves it's shit.
Stop shaming yourself.
You must be trolling because people whine about slosher for the same reason as stamper (they can't manage ink)
Ok, stand just to the side of it then since common sense is beyond your grasp.
>Snipewriter being shit
Never mind, I'm done. I pray for your sake that you only get shooters from your random weapons.
>Thinks the snipewriter is good.
I bet you're a glue huffer who defends the bamboozler
How difficult is your life anon?
Crippling stupidity like this must be a challenge.
>I am shit thus think weapon is bad
Many cases.
Skill issue.
I kill everything with it no problems.
The finally Big Run/Eggstra work better let us pick our own weapons with a grizzco side.
All in on stamper + grizzco stamper.
Worst grizz weapon, worst weapon class for SR outside of bow.
Grizz Bow is still better than splatana.
He's a literal gay that's in pool that everyone plays with even though pool says they hate gays
Bash the gays, bully them back into gay caves (not prolapsed buttholes)
I will but the rest of pool are too afraid to say anything
Such is many the case but know on here you've got support.
No it's bullshit it doesn't, I want children to have a modern more colorful COD lobby when the frick up basic patterns and situational awareness.
Only way you would know that is if you were a st/ink/er yourself. You being an obnoxious drama obsessed weirdo is worse than someone being a literal homosexual. If you're good at the game, I'll play with you, that's it. That's all anyone cares about. You starting drama makes you worse than the guy you're obsessed over. You should probably just go back to /ink/ and stay there.
That's a lot of words just to say i love gays
Huh that must be why I love you then huh homosexual?
Do you even play this game you little b***h? Or do you just want to stir up drama with literal gays? Why are you obsessed with a literal homosexual? Don't be a b***h and dodge the question, let's talk this out.
Not the same guy but the unbridled onions radiating from you is palpable.
No man it's just fricking cringe.
This namedropping shit is exaclty what st/ink/ers are known to do. Why would anyone know this person's sexual orientation if they weren't a stinker themselves? Or part of some troony discord? Seriously, make it make sense to me people.
Lol I just hate gays and want them out of a children's game. Is that really hard to understand? Also, why are you so quick to defend gays? Are you also one? I know this isn't the first time. You said the same thing a few days ago. Are you laphi? If you are I just want to tell you that you are not welcomed here. Go back to /ink/ you fail twitch streamer. Oh and 41% yourself.
No, I'm not Laphi. I've played with them and I can vouch for them being a decent player, of which there's not a whole lot in the pool. I'd rather play with a gay who is good at the game than have some whiny homosexual tell me I can't play with them because they're gay.
You are literally behaving like more of a snowflake than the people you criticize, how can you not see that?
Also how do you even know this person's a gay? Where's the proof, because I've seen none. As far as we know this is a baseless accusation, allow me to play devil's advocate here. Where did you get this information from? If it's from /ink/, you are a homosexual by association. I hope you understand that. For someone who claims to hate gays you act like the biggest one in this thread on a regular basis. Just play the game and shut up you little punk. Do you even play the game?
>No, I'm not Laphi. I've played with them and I can vouch for them being a decent player
>them
>not him
LMAO can you be more obvious moron. Good to know that I struck a nerve. Always remember you're not welcomed here.
Literally not them, I just play with everybody in the pool and have played with them a few times. They're not bad at the game.
Do you play this game? Or do you just press refresh on the notifications tab to stalk people in the pool because you sound like a frickin' weirdo dude
>them
There you go with that word again. Why don't you say him?
>DON'T YOU KNOW HIS PRONOUNS ARE HE/HIM BIGOT?? STOP USING THEM!!!
>a year in
>at S+
>people STILL don't know about check points in Rainmaker
Absolutely fricking grim and mind breaking.
WTFH.
You realize 'Them' is infact a proper pronoun of a person of unknown sex or you just don't care to be specific?
Trannies infact did NOT make up them as a pronoun.
It's insane. I don't even know this person's gender nor do I fricking care. I don't give a shit. I don't lurk /ink/ so I don't know what everyone's sexual preferences are or preferred pronouns. I just said them because I don't know or don't fricking care, next time I'll put at trigger warning for the demented chudcel who has made it his life to obsess over literal homosexuals on his squid game generalj. What a fricking homosexual!
Use him to remind trannies everyday
There is literally nothing wrong with being trans. How does that affect you?
nice bait
There is literally everything wrong with being trans.
The spread of disease. Destruction of social norms and values. Ruination of children. The pedophelia.
Never mind the fact I can just be...here's a real sock..moral upstanding person and find it disgusting and vile antiwhite oligarchs are mind fricking people of all ages into believing this insabnity so they cut off their genitals and help genetically erase Whites/Western Kind. Plus the delusion and fallacy of sexualsexuality and bodily destruction both chemically and physically is the real cause of suicidal desires thus incredibly depressing to see people toss their lifes away over a lie.
Stop being scum anon. It's a dark evil abyss people need to be pulled out of if nothing else for their own good.
nooo not the white people
They hold more value than whatever shit smear you are.
You should be thaking Whites for your life being as nice as it is.
>Ganker is such a misery nazi larp shit heap that someone having genuine care for the Wellbeing of Western Kind is 'virtue signalling'.
What a sad state of affairs you must have anon.
Stay mad you losing hoe.
Brown hands typed this post
Whatever cope you need b***h.
Ah..yuh I forgot that was a thing.
Glad we'll never see it again.
>Soul so rotted he can't conceptualize actual sincere care displayed for Whites
You need help anon. Please do help it.
>Still seething that the orange bad guy lost and is going prison
LMAO
>oh yeah well uh.....uh ORANGE MAN BAD
absolutely embarrassing
Cope and seeth
>Randomly bringing up Trump
Whose rent free again?
Drink cyanide any time you feel like it anon.
Weird way to phrase 'I am shit and can not think'.
Cause if its cannons and I have Grizzco Stamper I'm clearing shit better, faster and cheaper than cannons do, all while running eggs on top of it.
Skill Issue.
Learn how to splatana gaygolli.
Whoops, I meant to quote this post. Sorry!
I think not with the random lunge problem and need to charge shots.
Shit weapon, slosher is superior still.
>still admitting he can't use any weapon in the splatana catergory
>with pride
Look anon.
You are moronic. It's fine. Your Mother still loves you
And the charge takes as long to go off as a single slosher shot which likely won't kill steel head and certainly aint killing drizzler or Big Shot.
Slosher is shit.
Learn how to Splatana you worthless pile of salmon feces, or stay in Go-Shitter where you belong.
Great work anon.
Of course my mother loves me, shame we can't say the same about yours given you're clinging to a garbage grizz weapon that's inferior to the slosher.
>Coping this poorly over a lack of skills and intelligence
So very sad. One day you might become something resembling intelligent.
Still not seeing footage of Splatoon3 grizzco sloshing tossing out a half glob of ink...like it could in splatoon2.
Please post proofs now.
You can't because slosher is a shitty impotent ink hog.
>Projecting now
Very telling because you're defending the inferior grizz weapon.
>Thinking virtue signaling works on Ganker.
LOL, fascist brainlet detected
lol at the troony seething itt. If you don't like it leave.
>Conservative virtue signaling on Ganker
KEK
>nothing wrong
>trannies seethe and froth in the mouth when you show the gender on their birth certificates and point out their receding hairlines and chin stubbles
>nothing wrong
>being this easily baited
Ganker has to be one of the most gullible boards
inkgen is accepted in this pool
dont let them make you think otherwise
the best Salmon runners are from their and just help Ganker
I don't care where your from or how many dragon dildos you have stuffed up your ass. Literally keep it to yourself and just play the game well and we can leave it at that.
Thank you for supporting inkgen.
You're talking like having a good player in the same pool that you happen to be in also means you have some sort of ownership of them. "WE have the best players. WE are the best!" Can you not see how weird that is, you psycho?
Thanks for the extra snail shells.
>35 snails to get amiibo gear to max
Bruh.
How are you supposed to max all amiibo gear wtfh?
cry more you little b***h.
yeah it's so unfair, she should be dominating me instead
>he missed Dogs vs Cats
HERE COMES THE MONEYYYYYYY
(here we go)
MONEY TALKS
HERE COMES THE MONEY
>horrorborros died with 45 left
BIG WIN!
Great match guys.
Any squids got a link to webm for morons by chance?
SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
How much screen time is she going to get in Splat 4? Her popularity is fricking unprecedented. I'll be shocked if she isn't the main dialogue dump in 4's story mode like how Marie was in 2
They will rewrite the previous characters as Calliver, Mariver, Perliver, Mariniver, and DJ Shiverio
It's less her being really popular and more her contemporaries being that fricking bad
Put shiver next to Pearl and Marina and you'd fail to physically notice her.
she doesn't have much competition
Why are you smiling at me like that?
Is there a SR room up?
>the best they could come up with was fame
>the best they could come up with was fame
>the best they could come up with was fame
>the best they could come up with was fame
>the best they could come up with was fame
>the best they could come up with was fame
>the best they could come up with was fame
>9% popularity vote
They need to axe the Splatfest scenario guys.
So we're getting a splatfest rework just like in Splatoon 2 when Pearl was dominating aren't we?
>splatfest rework
What she need is a forehead rework
they've already effectively reworked it once
They already did like two reworks.
Three way Splatfests are probably just unsalvageable.
Who ever didn't kill that first stinger deserves to be shot.
>Can't add Fame to this image
ITS NOT FAIR.
IM A MONEYCHAD AND IM STILL MAD. ITS NOT ENOUGH THAT I WIN, FRYE MUST ALSO GET 0PTS
>Gave Shiver Gear
>Gave Shiver Vanilla
>Gave Shiver Power
>Gave Shiver Money
They need to stop giving her all the best options
They could give her literal feces as an option but japan will still want to have sex with her.
How is money the best choice when Love won twice before? Love was even winning at halftime. What happened?
Half time is only by open clout. Which love still won.
More players joined money by then or autistically grinded to get more shells.
Thn put moron tier effort into brute forcing the nmirror matches in tricolor.
Inflation happened and zoomers are having zero sex and relationships compared to previous generations
Love is dead
And that's a good thing!
Shiver makes any option set on her look the best.
It's Shiver!
Love was a safe bet considering it won the last two times
>Demoted
Thanks guys
should've played with /ink/
>finally got a 999 badge
>smile like an idiot for 30 seconds
>suddenly feel empty inside
>queue up for more Freelance
i hate video games
funny how many people were predicting this would be an issue and how consistently pearlgays tryharded their way to victory anyway
HOW MANY FRICKING SPLATFESTS ARE WE GOING TO HAVE BEFORE YOU moronS FINALLY ADMIT THAT FRYE WAS A MISTAKE
Frye isn't a mistake. Suffering builds character and her role in Splatoon 5 will be kino
>"When I lose, I just can't let it go."
>After Battle Hate Fricking with Frye?
If you want a broken pelvis, sure.
it's amazing how little you have to change to make her look good
her modellers need to be fired
As it turns out, giving a character a huge head in an art style where characters already have huge heads looks uncanny.
It's not that her head is too big, it's that her facial features are all scrunched down into the bottom quarter of it.
You know, I never considered that.
I can see it.
>They actually gave her forehead a light glare
Frye's villain arc when?
I was on team love but I want Frye to win more than ever now
i don't know anon, her getting consistently destroyed is pretty good entertainment
I enjoy watching Frye suffer
She shall lose every Splatfest until Nintendo gets the message.
>Frye was the mistake
>not the third wheel no one asked for
they should make her the actual villain of 4 because how hard she'd be seething after all these loses she's taking, that would be the funniest/coolest thing they could do with her and it would probably actually redeem her for me
also she'd probably get an actually good design as a villain
laughing my whole ass off
they had this opportunity with Callie and pussed out with mind control, what makes you think they'd do it now?
I don't think they'd do it but the tiny chance of it becoming a reality amuses me so I like to entertain the thought
>what makes you think they'd do it now?
Well it does look like that might be what's happening for the side order DLC. You're seeing a world in which Order won.
It’s kind of hilarious how they completely dropped the ball with Frye’s design, especially in comparison to Shiver.
people were calling Shiver sucky sucky 5 dollar when she was first revealed, her mannerisms and animations saved her tbh
>I can't coom therefore bad
>chan Black folk not over taking squid parties and turning them into mass point farms.
Why not thing of the dosh lads?!
I was actually just thinking of this.
Problem is you can't get someone on the enemy team to figure it out. But imagine just two guys shooting at the ground slightly outside of range, endlessly covering eachother's ink. You could stack up at least 2000p that way. People probably don't do it because it's boring
Why not via the power of autism infect the splat space with a coordinated xp grind?
it's worth a shot next time it happens
>inked turf turns into monies/exp
No?
Hasn't worked that way since splat1 far as I know.
Splat2 made it fixed with 600 if you inked 600+ then 1000 if you win.
When did it go back to being based on ink coverage?
wasn't there a thing where people would just grind money near the start of 3 by standing in a circle in turf and just shotting reefluxes for 3 mins
Yes and it is still a thing all be it rare
was there? Had no idea. I thought money earning in three was capped.
>But imagine just two guys shooting at the ground slightly outside of range, endlessly covering eachother's ink. You could stack up at least 2000p that way. People probably don't do it because it's boring
There was actually people doing this early on in the game's life. They stopped because Nintendo didn't like it.
Now that's like if you make two coordinated groups and meet in the center only doing that. Yeah that might catch heat from Nintendo. But if it's just an everyday squid party and two squids on separate times just so happen to realize they can game the system it would probably be undetectable
>love has won both times it appeared
>try to give love to someone else besides Shiver hoping it will nerf her
>she still wins
Where do they even go from here? At this rate they'll have to promise footjobs from Frye if she wins.
You don't know where Frye's feet have been.
wading through the designated shitting streets of her homeland I imagine
Have Shiver mention having a boyfriend.
Yeah, me
She's fricking Big Man and her shark on the side. She got a thing for Chondrichthyes.
it's their own fault. shiver doesn't even need to be sexy to win. just not being an 5head goblina or big meme is enough
I missed the only time she won. So it looks like I'm picking her until she wins again.
Did the server just break?
So we're definitely getting update news this week...right?
Last time it was on the 16th
Most likely.
I want more Salmon Run content. The GrizzCo Splatling is gonna happen eventually!
>Next Splatfest
>hammering nails through your dick (shiver) VS free rawdog creampies (Frye)
>Shiver mentions that she had 5 big black boyfriends
>and that Oppenheimer was her favorite movie of the year
>Frye mentions that she is a virgin who can suck the moon through a drinking straw and that she's never even held hands before
>Shiver still wins in a landslide
well Oppenheimer was pretty good to be fair
as someone who is not in the loop whatsoever it feels good not to know what the frick the movie's even about
He is histories biggest pussy, his kin should be ashamed to be a part of his familiar tree.
explain why
Mr. Krabs rigged this Splatfast to make up for him not being playable in NASB2.
So it happened AGAIN
global fests were a mistake
>the fact we don't have any commercially available grizzco shit for regular battle
That'd be a fun challenge battle.
Come here timmy, let me show you what happens when you don't lure
Not only that but homosexuals in salmon run who don't use their god damn specials when in a pinch
It's probably for the best this Game Mode doesn't have Voice Chat.......
>“What the frick are you doing? It’s so easy! You shoot the fish and put the eggs in the basket! It’s not hard!”
I say a variation of this basically every time we reach 45 seconds with less than half the quota met. I imagine voice chat would get really awkward when we manage to squeak out the round and we still have to do wave 3 after I spent 40 seconds calling everybody morons.
If I can collect more eggs than the bottom 2 players combined than I should be allowed to send those players a picture of my anus.
Then you're gonna hate players who use specials to celebrate a "successful" big run
and eggstra work
god, don't remind me
It'd make for an EXCELLENT (eggcelent) ranked mode.
Call it GrizzGruff or some shit.
The map gets scattered with gears/bolts/nuts/whatever and you need to pick up 3-5 of them to turn your weapon into a Grizzco variant of that class..or closest resembling grizzco weapon.
Splats only count for points with grizzco weapons and it is simply team with the most points wins.
Would be fricking rad.
Hell yeah but knowing the shit slurping devs they'd make it a temporary event rather then keep it as a mainstay
We need splatfests + challenges.
Imagine the "What Super power is best' splatfest with mega jumps?
Would be radical.
Frick you eat a shit Black person.
Neko is a rad dude. So is Laphi.
>t. Protective Monarch
IYKYK.
Now clean my ass b***h.
You two both need to take your gay drama back to /ink/.
sin
>Haunted Marina Doll gives you a Dr. Pepper and rides your dick
They've done Marine and are gonna do Pearl too
why do the most talented artists draw the most fringe shit
Desire turns into effort, which turns into skill.
God gives his strangest fetishes to his horniest artists.
Where did you get this? I need more
wtfh am I looking at here?
Whos the artist?
Source please
Who did this and where can I exchange my money for their goods and services?
Why are you twats freaking out over this?
What am I missing? Wow marina fricked on her side. Big deal.
>9%
Frye dodged a bullet. Was about to be the most unpopular choice ever too
I would like to remind you all that Pearlwoomy was on Team Money
Enjoy the winners circle, lads.
Wow you sure owned us Fryegay!
>A specific player was on the popular team.
Ok?
>implying she wouldn't pick Marie's old team
I like this pic. It's very atmospheric.
casually dipping your feet into the human equivalent of acid
They don't dissolve they just can't swim.
actually
why the frick do pools exist then
Pools aren't just for swimming and floaties exist.
They aren't in any real danger even if they do end up completely submerged, they can either super jump out or, if they're feel especially lazy, die because death has no consequence when you can just respawn.
Their favorite sport is our equivalent of active warfare, they're in no danger.
What weapon do you pick up when you're tired of everyone's shit?
splattershot
Vanilla Splattershot
I keep using the one I've got and fight like a coked up monkey
Ucbrella.
>Take contract from US govt to R&D a weapon of mass destruction
>Weapon gets used
>Cries like a b***h and goes "why did I take it"
All he had to do was not take the deal. The president at the time despised his b***hy demeanor and demanded he never steps foot in the oval office ever again. That's just my shitty footnotes version
fair enough. He sounds like a gigapussy.
Inklings/Octolings ARE NOT MADE OF INK!
They just have incredibly think skin, and when submerged in water their body absorbs it so fast they burst.
This is the cannonical explanation by Nagomi.
Pools and such exist for Jellies and the other creatures of the world to use, as they don'y suffer from this issue.
Also YES INKLINGS STILL BATHE YOU TARDS!
From memory, in splat 1 and 2, all of the idols talk about swimming in pools in the original Japanese.
The splattershot they buffed for no legitimate reason
post the /vg/ gays in the pool.
1. laphi
2.
3.
4.
5.
Why can't you just keep your gay drama in your containment thread? Is it that hard?
But the general keeps bleeding into Ganker so this is a meta tom frickery thing
How do you know it's bleeding into Ganker?
You would only know if you're from /ink/.
I've only been to /vg/ to see what number the ddlc thread is at
I barely play with /ink/ but keep seething
that N****r ル***
dont forget the octotard that blogposts everytime
Naut is my anti shooter pick
Squiffer is my pick when I want to style on chargers
Custom Jr.
Eat my fricking wavebreakers while I bum rush you with torpedoes.
When they not so subtly reduce Frye's head size in future Splatoon titles.
thread theme
It was rigged from the start
Got off work so I'm gonna open a room for my bonuse
>THIS PERSON'S FROM /INK/! SEE! SEE??
>Uhh but how do you know that
>ERRRRRMMMMM...*runs back to st/ink/ and dodges the question*
>GATEKEEPING BAD!!
>missing the point entirely
Why are you gatekeeping people from the place where you're from? You should be gatekeeping yourself and going back to your fricking containment thread!
It's simple
if you're from /ink/
you stay on /ink/
and you keep your gay ass fricking girly drama on /ink/, because I'm tired of seeing it. You homosexuals are making this thread unusable and turning this place into st/ink/ 2.0 with this "gatekeeping". Which is really just the same stupid shit you do in your threads.
You know what would be healthy for this pool? If people played the fricking game!
You really need to take your meds sweetheart
Sorry Lenny for that third wave. I was choking.
It's fine I understand the need for impromptu BJs for the BF
I don't care which threads you go to. I want to see actual good SR players in the pool.
>Love wi-- ACK!
Splatfest results really riling people up huh. Should be back to normal by tomorrow
>Should be back to normal by tomorrow
They'll calm down but the seethe over Shiver will nag at them like a festering wound
I don't give a frick about who won. I'm just here for the seething and these tears are delicious.
This particular Splatfest somehow devolved the thread into /misc/
could be something to do with the losers crying about homophobia in the plaza. They made it political so the moneychuds are having a bit of a victory lap here.
Let them have their victory lap. They deserve it for being gay haters.
>somehow
>people who like money = capitalist cis scum
>people who like love = heckin cute and valid enbies
>people who like fame = i got nothing, help me out here
>people who like fame: dumb boomers who care about leaving a legacy or some gay shit
Narcissist
I think fame is for actual children whose dreams are to be influencers or some shit
Wanting fame without money or love basically makes you Chris-Chan
>Splatposts
>"money is homophobic!"
I guess I'm ok with losing.
Gays and trannies lost.
Reddit lost.
Homophobia won.
Ganker WON.
Russia still losing hard.
This thread is lacking gifs of gays being thrown off rooftops
>b-b-but russia!
absolute state of (You)
Cry more against the HIMARS ink strikes
Splatfests are unironically dead unless Nintendo disbands Deep Cut and just shove Shiver into the squid sisters.
Big Man has closer ties to them, he would be the one who signs with them.
Letting Octarians integrate into squid society was the greatest mistake they ever made
Wrong, if they declare frye a man, he will win
all this political seething just because Shiver won. she truly is all powerful
It's always been political
fricking capitalism bullshit
>You literally HAVE to use the charge shot for the slosher not anon.
>You massive fricking moron. There is no early release on it in splat3, which is why every fricking shot tanks 1/4 your tank.
>The slosher was and always will be shit. Piercing doesn't save it.
too moronic to know how to lunge or not
>Yes I will defend it because it is incredibly useful you twat.
>>hurf derf grizz = point to die
>Works in my hands anon.
>I see fish. I swing, they die.
>I get like 800 power eggs if not 1200 in just one wave thanks to the grizz stamper.
>Skill. Issue.
>Learn. The. Weapon.
>homosexual.
what the frick am I reading
After the shit they tried to pull before the game came out, Shiver being the "homophobia" headliner is beautiful.
>Twitter: Shiver is trans!
>Nintendo: Errm...about that
>Twitter: Shiver is a...w*myn??? SHE'S A HOMOPHOBIC TERF BIGOT! NERF SHIVER NINTENDO!!
>shiver is a non beany idol! love wins!!!
>actually, shiver's a rich, homophobic terf
lol
lmao
that's what you get for making a children's vidya game political
>shiver is [schizobabble]
>no she's actually [schizobabble]
>replies to the one post making fun of troons
Next Shiver win determines the new troony suicide rate, homosexual.
The wiki still has a paragraph from that week of moronation and they refuse to remove it
I hate the way they 'claim' characters based on some arbitrary nonsense about their appearance or personality.
I FRICKING HATE STINGERS
>laser appears at the perfect angle to ink your feet first
Fixed your character design for you bro.
Both eyes completely uncovered or no buy.
She needs a tomboy hairstyle
Keep rotating the eyes until the mask bridges near her eye brows.
This is why Japan has a birth rate problem.
Birth rates are slowing down literally all over the world, have you not been paying attention?
Are heard they've been pretty consistent in Japan for the longest time.
I swear we were doing decent
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8
Frye's only claim to fame is being somehow even more fugly than Pearl.
I still think they should have leaned into them more as antagonists.
Her inksacs aren't that big in-game
She has big ink sacks for a female Splatoon character, who are mostly pretty flat, transition that idea of "character has bigger boobs than most female characters" to other art styles, and you end up with some honkers.
Kind of the opposite of her forehead. Splatoon characters have large heads, so Frye's being even bigger is enormous. But you take the idea of "character has a larger head than most" to art styles with more realistic proportions and while you still get a big head, it's much less egregious.
Improve Frye with one easy fix (Nintendo designers hate him)
Some argue they are still coomer designs.
Wtf i love frye now
I think they should've sucked it up and kept the coomer designs. Also make big man big girl.
I just like splatfests for the night time maps and music.
um no actually if you choose money you are a homophobe and if you choose love you are a troony
please hate and fight amongst each other, don't focus on how shitty and lacking of content this game has
>Shiver took even popularity
I honestly can not say I'm surprised. Not even sightly upset, I just had a generally bad splatfest time. Funny to see how little Fame got, though I'm not surprised they took at least one category. The Fame frickers I fought against were ruthless. Still, I fought for octo daughter and that's all that matters to me. Now to get my SR bonuses.
Not a surprise either it was pro, they weren’t kiddin’ ‘round, even beat out love. Sorry ‘bout the bad time tho, but there’s always next time and there’s always SR inbetween
New rotation in 2 hours btw, thoughts?
>Bamboozler
>Marooner's Gay
You already know
>Worst map
>Worst weapons including the worst one in the game.
Hard pass
>I enjoy slamming nails through my dick
>You don't? Skill issue.
Yes
Gigachad.jpg
>marooners
>bamboo
>mega fatty as the boss
That's good pain.
But I need my paycheck.
Hope you homosexuals are ready.
Holy shit I got 60 eggs
ALLAHU ACKBAR. Good stuff.
Oh, this is gonna suck. Hard.
i love all of these weapons except for jet which is okay
marooner's is a fun hell
I'm sorry
I forgot to scrub the shirt
Sorry TL. I tried to help.
>The only time this whole rotation I get gtana is on fricking tornado
>Team Love lost
>They're all super salty about it
What a great time to read the posts in the Plaza. This is the real reward.
I've been feasting off of the schadenfreude.
is reddit seething rn
Twitter certainly is
MoneyGODS rule the world
our mere existence makes everyone boil into a seething rage. You love to see it
ALL THE EGGS, BABY
Iv found my home
So many st/ink/ers here tonight
Always knew you were a bit weak and now I'm sure of it.
>grizz splatana on geysers
THE MOST FREE WAVE IN HISTORY. Also, why do we keep getting tornadoes?
I'll take it
Black person frick you.
Least I got Grizz stamper on a cannon wave.
THE PURE CARNAGE. BATHING IN FISH GUTS. DELICIOUS!
I just want the damn thing full time FRICK YOU GRIZZ AND FRICK YOU LI'L JUDD!
>Cannon wave
>Not using the cannon even if you have a grizzco weapon
>VomitingBigMan.jpg
>bro
>bro
>get on cannon
>sure it fricks your ink worse just do it
No eat shit.
Ballpoint and squiffer need to be on cannons, wtfh is wrong with you first off.
Secondly Grizzco Stamper is a mobile cannon. You clean cohoks better, faster, you kill bosses better, you run eggs fast.
Why would I ever get in the cuckpit when I have the chaddest weapon in the game by miles?
Pussy b***h.
He's wrong and moronic and everyone knows it.
>needs a worthless shitter weapon because he has no brain
That's nice. Meanwhile I cleaned half the map up as you got two shots off.
homosexual.
Nah frick you shitter, always man the cannon, ballpoint, squffiers and shitters like you can egg run
>Claims this when he has to frick around against flyfish and stingers when a single shot from a slosher clears each of them.
Stop using an inferior weapon.
you fellers got an opening?
What was that, our fourth or fifth tornado? I suppose I'll take free waves, but it's getting a little old.
Sorry, full up.
How could you dislike her.
her forehead is massive and her pants look stupid
Fricking when
I hope when unlock this as a Hub after the DLC, I miss it.
We might get info this week once they start covering next season's content
I was on team 富 and I managed to lose two 100bai matches because Nintendo decided to dump the biggest gorilla Black person morons on me first thing into each rotation
glad it worked out in the end
MOTHERFRICKING GOLD. Holy shit, it feels like it's been 3 weeks since I got a gold scale! After the love hell I went through, this is well earned.
nice gold!
>Someone got grizz stamper for fug
how was that?
From what I've been told, in the original text, Shiver talks in a way associated with mature women, while Fyre often talks like an old woman. I wonder how this would have translated if they kept it in the localization.
Shiver should sound more cultured and sophisticated while Frye should sound more like a country bumpkin.
I'm now imagining her with a deep southern accent.
Shiver speaks in a kansai dialect and that seems to be her main thing, she doesn't seem especially mature or formal. Also Frye speaks like an old man, not an old woman. She uses the pronoun わし and ends her sentences in じゃ, very common old man language. The explanation is that she got her speaking habits from her grandpa.
>Shiver speaks in a kansai dialect
so she's extra based
We're clearing these so effortlessly i forgot about my specials
anyone got that gif of harmony giving a thumbs up?
>she sees your dick
that's a lot of flyfish
>get grizz splatana
>full of dread
>immediately got bounds and bounds of flyfish
>literally can't go anywhere without being targeted by a bajillion things
God, I hate getting this thing.
Let me have it
Holy hell, that was too close. They literally would not stop spawning, we were lucky so money bosses came to the basket.
You can have it permanently, I basically never want it again. As soon as it gets into my hands, I become a magnet for everything.
If you have that much trouble with it just kill the lesser salmonids and keep the area clear. Frick yes I finally got my beloved Reef-Lux.
I got it wave 1 again. Frick you, game. I don't care that you're doing it on purpose. Frick you. At least I managed to use it to clear house, but only because I got lucky enough to have the flyfish spawn in front of me.
It's kind of hard to do only that when trying to dodge flyfish fire, 2 stingers, and 2 scrappers on your ass.
I usually have no choice.
>It's kind of hard to do only that when trying to dodge flyfish fire, 2 stingers, and 2 scrappers on your ass
It's easy bro.
Okay yeah, I need a break. Been splatting so damn hard this weekend. Probably gonna be back after the hour just to get my bonuses. Thanks for the goooooooooooooooold.
Fricking how. I feel so useless with it. I can't paint a goddamn path anywhere or do anything without emptying my fricking ink tank.
Woah, nice.
Hit scrappers once to stun them then back off to catch a breath or kill lesser salmonid. Never charge unless you're clear of enemies and try not to dash it always fricks you over.
Super. I'm now dead because in the split-second it took me to do that, I got chewed up by a couple stingers combined with like 5 smallfry.
Just keep swinging and dodging. If I can do it I'm certain that you can do it.
>Woah, nice
I was going to invite you to do some SR shifts but you left after splatfest. If you're going to get you're capsules next rotation send an invite.
I was rather miffed once it was over, as I'm sure you'll understand. When I saw my last match was gonna be a mirror, I just turned it off. Stopped caring. I'm probably gonna go for my capsules real quick, but odds are it won't be on the hour.
Oh whoops, I ran out of ink because before those smallfry killed me, there was already several chum and cohocks to deal with. Or maybe I was already only at partial full ink because I got swarmed after dealing with other things.
>I was rather miffed once it was over, as I'm sure you'll understand
You weren't the only one. That 10x got me mad because it was the only one I got. I saw you man you were charging when you had no reason to. I hope you get the hang of the grizz splat bro.
Fair enough. Just having the stupid thing is enough to give me the jitters. I fricking hate it. Almost every time I have a decent opportunity to kill something, uh oh. Swarm of salmon or one of the other bajillions bosses start targeting me. I fricking hate it. Don't hesitate to tell me how I fricked up, it's the only way I'll learn.
>Almost every time I have a decent opportunity to kill something, uh oh. Swarm of salmon or one of the other bajillions bosses start targeting me
This is why I said to kill the lesser salmonids. Focusing too much on the bosses is gonna get you swarmed, which is why I also said to clear the area if you have to kill a boss.
>missed 2 splatfest in a row because of schedule
Damnit
ONE YEAR SPLATFEST LOSING STREAK
HOLY CHRIST
Next time you see white ink,pick that
I picked love because it won the last two times but I'm glad we lost.
All the fricking morons spamming love wins alongside their particular mental illness got grating.
The fact that >MUH CAPITALISM completely dabbed on them was worth it
>express my displeasure at getting grizz splatana
>immediately get it wave 1
This game thinks it's being a real wise ass.
I pretty much stopped going for flyfish with it. Killing everything else is more fun
I was Team Love but I can't be mad that we lost given how homosexual my teammates were
Also
>9%
>nine fricking percent
Holy shit just remove Frye from the game at this point
If Charizard can't carry you to a popular vote what are you doing with your life
I thought Love would win because I was winning so many battles, but it turns out most of them were mirror matches and I was just stomping my own team.
I thought I was getting way too many mirror matches, 24 of 32, but apparently that's a better ratio than most Love players were getting. And six of the eight non-mirror matches put me on defense, on this shit-ass map where defending the point is even harder than usual. I have never seen as many first-attempt point captures succeed in this mode as on this map, as defender I knew it was gone the moment I died and as attacker I could just run up and grab it so many times. Nintendo needs to scrap this fricking mode
>I have never seen as many first-attempt point captures succeed in this mode as on this map
skill issue
half of my tricolors, mirror or not, ended with zero captures
Defense has literally always been at a disadvantage in Tricolor, you literally just have to zerg rush the point until the capture timer drops low enough for it to be nearly instant. If defense wins it's because my teammate isn't attempting to grab the signal, but I can usually get it without their help.
Eeltail Alley was different though, for some reason nobody on any team was interested in defending it so it was almost free
I was even having a pretty good time on the Tricolor map, but again, they were mostly mirror matches and I was just having lots of fun beating my own team. I guess Money really did earn that win because most of my matches against them were losses.
Solid. Fricking. Gold.
Nice. Fourth gold this rotation.
For me its
Gear
Grass
Sweet
Milk
Bigfoot
Courage
Vanilla
Money
gg team. Fun games. Nice golds
LMAO
She won a category for once, chud.
Wow, a measly “ONE” category
So stunning!!!
still not a zero homosexuals
>fame not added yet
She won a category so that's not a 00pts
Oh right. Forgot about that
>roll the e-liter for fug
is half of the plaza empty because moronic whiny children got banned? because other half is whining and screeches about hating based Shiver
What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold~
>accidentally slipped into profresh hell
>lost at wave 2
>random only had one egg
I hate these people so much
slipped into profresh hell
That doesn't happen on accident. You just happen to "accidentally" be a shitter
Not that anon but you can't do everything yourself.
If this is you TL I'm sorry. I did the best I can but man it was rough.
accidents happen but frick I am literally double the eggs of the other guys
I hate to be “that guy”
but simply having high egg counts does not mean you contributed the most. If you’re not killing trash or bosses, to the point where everyone is getting overwhelmed, you’re part of the problem. If all you do is egg jockey it can actually be a liability. Now Im not saying you DIDNT help, I wasnt there. All Im saying is some of the worst people ive played with are the ones with consistently abyssmal power egg counts but high golden eggs deposited.
Fair but I'm talking single digit eggs for the rest
Egg counts dont always tell the full story. Maybe they were complete shitters. All Im saying is the circumstances around each player is different and sometimes people just get fricked and cant accomplish much because they’re not getting support from teammates or a string of unlucky bosses spawn like endless stingers and flyfish. Some weapons need a bit more babysitting. But the reality is most average players cant squiffer, cant ballpoint, and they certainly cant grizz splatana. It’s a technical loadout that will filter many shitters for that reason alone.
Too tired to play this next shift with everybody
but if I play this one with freelancers it will be pain
oh well, good luck everybody
>using cohock knockback to get into position
I love doing this.
Same
>Team holds off on killing the lid so I can ride it
You don't see this in freelance
>the amount of "homophobia" posts
glad love lost
Sounds like an NA splatfest region problem
>Team "Love"
>Wishing violence, misfortune, etc. on Shiver and her fans
this is a real face of homosexuals and trannies
rise up, deny the israelite propaganda and kick them all out of your communities
I've been reporting them all, join me brother in slaying the homosexuals.
Already did
Atta boy!
Wow the prettier Japanese-themed idol who actually has non-moron choices keeps winning. What a surprise.
seething love homosexual
>nobody appears as hosting a room when new rotation starts
>nobody joins my room
>invited to another room
>leave mine to join
>full
kill me
hang it up
hosted another and got three b***h
Looks like I'm freelancing these capsules. This won't be fun.
I'll join when you're done
Might as well make it right now because I got a wave 1 wipe with worthless tossers. Invite imminent.
Damn. I'm just going to do a boss and help you get your capsules. I fricking hate marooner's.
Oh, okay. Wasn't expecting the whole entourage. Was only gonna be for one boss, but knowing you guys 2 is probably good.
Can't even blame you.
Let me know if you're gonna make a room
>nooo not the hecking freelooncers!
weak troony lmao
Talk like a normal person.
git gud and stop complaining about being so shit you can't carry some morons
btw if you didn't get your precious badges in freelance instead of the cope way they don't count
I wasn't part of that game, I was criticizing your autistic need to force -oomer words.
Holy shit, we actually beat a high tide grillers. That's probably the second or third time that's ever happened.
Anon, be more considerate. He's probably an add-brained moron who likes posting wojaks.
>He's probably an add-brained moron who likes posting wojaks.
That’s totally what he is. If anything you gotta stop being so charitable, it’s Ganker ffs
>fomo event
>grind for max rewards is heavy on RNG and only the last 30 seconds matter
>not fun
>everyone is getting angry
>shit rewards
I`m glad i quit the stupid squid game
what game is this?
another advertising post by the porn game dev
ez gold. ggs. thanks for the bonuses
nice! gold scale and for the team money win earlier
ggs
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>all low tides
>last was tornado
I think the game took pity on me after the travesty of randos almost taking my EVP rank. This is possibly the most DPS-deprived loadout that didn't have a brush.
what were those flyfish on wave 1 holy shit
Shit, we were doing so good that I didn't realize it was wave 3 and didn't use my ink strikes.
So we're all in agreement that three way splatfests are fricking moronic.
no, fix your skill issues
But I already pick Shiver.
im done with the game until next season starts.
See you next month
Shoot. I wanted to pop those wails earlier, but got sandwiched between all the bosses. Still, we won.
And here we have lovegays being actual trannies and seething over being called out as shitters in totally troony way. Move to /ink/ already you belong there.
New bread where
do Callie and Marie have any special abilities to them
Pear has the princess cannon, Marina is good at machines
and then deep cut have their kekkei genkai powers
brainwashing song and being really fricking strong
>the princess cannon
This is just an illegally-smuggled in Killer Wail, decorated by Pearl. No different from other S1 Killer Wails.
Damn we could have gotten another scale if a dolphin didn't outplay me
Considering how unenviable this loadout is, we've been doing pretty damn well. Holy shit, I got fricking 57 eggs.
Frick, I almost shat myself when it was down to just me on grillers. Thankfully I didn't choke.
nice job on those grillers