Splatoon 3

Gold shift’s almost over. You DID get your EVP999 and HLM badges, right anon?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grind999
    If youre not at 999 yet, get in here

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 silver
    Over status?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      over status: it's

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, I got banned for 14 days because of trolling kek

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forgot it was time to kill ourselves for a sec

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh right, we're over here now. To reiterate
    >1 fricking silver
    This is a bad omen.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still 6 gold away from the hat so I'm never making it anyways

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >10 bronze 3 silvers
      It's good

      over status: it's

      >1 silver
      Over status?

      >It keeps happening
      lmao

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There any other suicide rooms open? Wanna make up for yesterday but don’t know if there’s any available

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    we are wasting some good helicopter fuel.
    it feels morally right to do so

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grizz getting pissed we couldn't even get one egg

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Grizz's anger at the fact we got nothing.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    booyah bomb and inkjet are not the meta for suiciding farming

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >immediately press R3 in hopes of jihad
    >I got it
    >but instead of going into the water, I land on the other side
    LET ME ALOHA SNACKBAR, DAMN YOU

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized the game keeps going as long as a slosher projectile is still going

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same with bombs. Suppose to be for any possible revival chance. Once there’s no possible chance for revival then the game ends

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a shift of pure stamper
        NOW THIS IS HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE!

        wrong because it won't let wave break run out oddly, not even a pity initial pulse.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wave breaker isn’t ink, it’s a wave. Crucial difference

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, I have to go.
    Good games.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >EVP970
    Am I gonna make it bros

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >920
      I didn't make it
      Thanks for sticking around for so long F

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 silver again

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 silver again
    Okay, if this happens a third time I'm just gonna leave the room. Clearly, my curse is affecting the rest of you.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it happens or room opens do say so, need more scales

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least we're killing them with over 30 seconds left for max scales

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >EVP 950
    I actually gave up. If I got the gold medal, I would have wanted the full gold set on every other stage, and I’m too lazy for that.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    that scrapper blocked me in for coho

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    any 800 lobbies open

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >getting a good look at the grizz charger
    What the hell is this thing? A pogo stick? A bicycle pump?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bike pump yuh, but really just a stripped back splat charger.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A bike pump

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Modified Bamboozler

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      tap to win
      pic related, me playing the grizz charger

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, homosexual
    Go suicide in a suicide lobby, you stupid Black person

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think my squid has been drinking again

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No only weirdos play Splatoon

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOLD

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was kind of sloppy but we got a gold so hell yeah

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    SOLID GOLD BABY. FINALLY. And on our worst performance yet. What the hell is wrong with this game. I shot fug' bomb 3 times in a row point blank with charged bow and it didn't explode.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    suiciding all the way from 999 been only getting silvers, atleast there was a gold in there

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it'd be cool if i could backflip into the water to krill myself

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just squid roll, bro.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't think suicide would take this long. We're not going to finish in time for the rotation change.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yea I underestimated how this would take, too. we'll get what we can

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yea I underestimated how this would take, too. we'll get what we can

      I'm gonna be at 340 next real game, so I'll probably bail in around half an hour once I get close to 0.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      different group here, took us like 2hours 30mins to get down to 100

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only 2 silver
    That was 3 minimum, goddammit. We had like 55 seconds on the clock.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have the absolute worst luck with scales

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure it's mostly my fault.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really hoping for a few more golds. I only need 5 for the hat

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >EVP30
    Ah
    No wonder

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My luck's been pretty good lately so it cancels out your bad luck.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    now at vp99, the finale

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    THANKS FOR WALKIN RIGHT PAST ME GUYS. GOOD JOB

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw ngmi and can't past 300 percent
    at least i now know it's the randos who are trash at low levels and not just me

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just got to 700 is it over???

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Send a notification if you want the pool to join your games. I have a big friends list and I don't randomly join someone's room unless they advertise it.

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Playing on portable since I'm out of the house (and hooked to a hot spot)
    >only reach 995 before the reset
    >get the low battery warning, plug it in
    >it slowed down the drain but I'm still losing power
    >try freelance since I'm so close
    >wipe on wave 3 grilles
    >Lose on wave 3 Goldies BY A SINGLE EGG
    >Lose on a wave 2, so I can still reach 999 as long as I don't lose on 1 or 2
    >Lose on Wave 3 Cohocks
    >Get to wave 3 on the next game
    >1% power warning
    >frickfrickfrickfrick
    >win, just need to make it to the results screen
    >EXTRA WAVE
    >FRICKFRICKFRICKFRICKFRICK
    >Somehow, against all odds, Beat Cohozuna, make it to the results screen, and get my 999 badge before my switch runs out of power.

    I'm like this close to throwing up.
    Thnx for viewing my blog.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get the low battery warning, plug it in
      >it slowed down the drain but I'm still losing power
      Entered the thread for the squid porn, is the shitch really this bad?
      I'm glad I'm never getting this disgusting console and can still enjoy the fanart for free

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That confused me too, it shouldn't drain power faster than it recharges.

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 silver again
    Fricking christ.

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    gold scales don't exist

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pretty good squid jerky

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    dc. I think I'm done. gg

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this can't be good for a woomy's mental health

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i still think suiciding is amusing

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have a close to full meter? I'm struggling to even win tonight

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how effective is suicide farming? And is it something that could be readily applied in future shifts?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unless people are willing to grind up to be able to take the losses I don’t think it’ll happen outside of gold/random rotations like this one. Hope you didn't miss your chance!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shame I couldn’t join, but ‘grats to you guys. Hopefully what said isn’t true

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow 4 silvers for 3 people at 39vp
    do we just play normal now?

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was one of the most fricked up glowflies waves we could have had. Didn't even get a gold for the trouble.

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that wave 3 glowflies
    so proud of you all for staying alive somehow

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, I thought we were boned twice in a row there. Fricking 3 bows on glowflies, and 3 blasters on fug. I'll gladly take the 3 silvers.

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever managed to queue up with two moonrunes guys, sorry for the low hazard levels, I was playing with nip friends and needed an american to even the connection.

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    christ alive can you c**ts pull your shit together

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got like, 4 Gold this rotation, which is certainly better than average.

    This upcoming rotation will certainly be something. Reef-Lux, Splat Dualies, the stock Blaster, and the Bamboozler.

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    suicide farming is proof why scales should only be awarded on boss kill
    shitters have it too easy now

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wanna suicide a bit with 15 mins left?

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe we only got one gold this whole time

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sweet, I got just enough VP for one last suicide run without deranking.

      I keep fricking telling you, I'm cursed. My bad gold luck is without peer.

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    one more try for gold

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you enjoy feeling like a GOD?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      not really

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly it's moreso that SR feels designed for the Golden Weapons. Only the sweatiest of tryhards could pull off 999 and HLM if they had to use shit like Sploosh O matic or Daple Dualies

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Honestly it's moreso that SR feels designed for the Golden Weapons. Only the sweatiest of tryhards could pull off 999 and HLM if they had to use shit like Sploosh O matic or Daple Dualies

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a shitter

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good bait

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let me keep the Sword

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah
      It feels great to murder fish with no care in the world, very cathartic
      2 min till we go back to the peasant way

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >infinite slaughter with sword and slosher

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no
      randos are stiull Black folk who don't know shit all the way to like 600 and being forced to use literal trash like ree flux afterwards is plain offensive

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If this taught me anything it’s that there is a sweet spot for difficulty and maximum egg-collection. Around 400-600 I was averaging around 150+ eggs for each game, but 600+ that sank to 120 at best on account of the increased difficulty making collection harder
      Obvious yea but it shows that there is an optimal difficulty range in which you can easily get high egg counts without things getting too difficult for collection. Good info for going into the upcoming Big Run if you’re going for gold

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Back in Spillway Big Run my gold run was around EVP 450-500 or so and I'm a shitter so yeah that's believable.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >For the first time came with in a hair of killing fatso
      >time

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >still hasn't killed coho once
        How do you sleep at night?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't care how shit you are
            play with the pool sometime so we can get you a coho kill you poor bastard

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's very kind of you anon, I'm a prof 2 not an egg like the res of you

              How long have you been playing so I know how hard of a reaction image I need.

              day one

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                We've carried some profreshers up before. Ignore the shitposting, although it's good to know what you're capable of. One of these days just be like "hey guys I really wanna kill my first coho" and I'm sure multiple people would jump to help. Maybe this big run you'll have some better luck

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I had to plug in my old hard drive just for this one. You deserve it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >15
                You should leave it plugged in and share some more.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >an old /ink/ gay
                I'll gladly take this.

                We've carried some profreshers up before. Ignore the shitposting, although it's good to know what you're capable of. One of these days just be like "hey guys I really wanna kill my first coho" and I'm sure multiple people would jump to help. Maybe this big run you'll have some better luck

                Maybe I will.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            How long have you been playing so I know how hard of a reaction image I need.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          How long have you been playing so I know how hard of a reaction image I need.

          other anon here but about 1 month
          almost killed the screechy eel once
          just cant handle the the giant fricknugget
          i have 1 gold scale

          hit me w/ your best reaction i need it

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not ideal but not unexpected for a newcomer. You best shape up next month though.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >FINALLY get fat ass b***h boi
            >get him 19/20 the way dead
            >crew wipe
            >gold
            frick YOU game I, ME, I won.

            >one month, can't beat fat boi
            yikes
            >not even fug
            oh...oh my..that's....yikes.
            Stay in go-shitter.

            That's very kind of you anon, I'm a prof 2 not an egg like the res of you

            [...]
            day one

            >playing since release
            Not ONE (1) cohozuna
            consider an early retirement. We at Grizzco Industries don't believe in """""severance packages"""""""" but this is still our reccomendation to you, your Happy Little Worker.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Stay in go-shitter.
              but i like having 2x points for quicker superbonus
              pls dont take it away from me its all i have

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                So help me Cod I'll beat you with the Grzzco Squid WackerTM till you get back down there and learn your basics.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah i know the basics
                like when there's a flyfish ignore it and hope it goes away
                or when too many bosses show up, panic and jump in the drink
                ez shit bro

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there's a none 0 chance people in this thread believe this
                Grim.
                I'm not having fun anymore Mr. Grizz.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                i dont believe those things
                but i do those things

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                pearlsex

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Demote yourself to Go-Shitter.
                NOW

                >he doesn't use webm for morons for morons
                NGMI

                I am the tech rereremoronic anon Plox forgibs.
                I neds luts uf halp.
                So links and anything that outlines steps is appreciated.
                I finally learned zipfiles though. So small steps!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                People like you shouldn't be allowed to post on the internet

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yuh?
                Well tough titty squid.
                I do get to post on the internet AND you read my innane bullshit.
                So which of us is the real loser, hmmmmmmm?
                Think about that one while you smoke it out your ass.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you have a stroke or something writing that?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                game rewards me for being carried cant help it bro

                also here u go
                https://files.catbox.moe/vp1d86.7z
                run the for morons app and select a video file, should convert probably
                some anon made that for agdg using godot and i stole it

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                7tb of goldfish porn

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Not goldie porn
                >not flipper flopper porn
                It was that easy anon.
                You fricked it up.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I did think of flipper flopper porn but wanted to be a little more original
                and I just realised those goldfish have a proper name, it's marigold right, oh well

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon all three of them are one person.
                I hope you knew that.

                NTA but ffmpeg is what allows software like Webm for morons to run. It's pretty flexible software that's used for lots of things related to video and audio, and it's open source so other developers can retool it in their own applications

                Ah I see okay.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                don't the sunken sea scrolls heavily imply it's multiple using the same name

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is D___s still running a turf war room?

                Pretty sure it implied it was one woman going under many Alias for various crimes across squid cities...and Li'l Judd is why she is in the Splatlands.

                I'm sorry anon, I'm just not into CBT. Fricking hate Clam Blitz.

                pitiful.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >goldfish
                they r smallfry
                lol u pedo now

                welp that was a bloody shit show.
                Anyhow thanks neo, we both got a gold at least.

                what is ffmpeg exactly?

                ffmpeg is a video/audio encoder and decoder with a command line interface
                some people wrap it with a gui, but a kind agdg anon made this moron proof launcher that prompts to select a video file and tries to convert it

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                game rewards me for being carried cant help it bro

                also here u go
                https://files.catbox.moe/vp1d86.7z
                run the for morons app and select a video file, should convert probably
                some anon made that for agdg using godot and i stole it

                forgot
                need both the ffmpeg and for morons apps in the same folder
                morons app just runs ffmpeg with some default config to make it me proof

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                welp that was a bloody shit show.
                Anyhow thanks neo, we both got a gold at least.

                what is ffmpeg exactly?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but ffmpeg is what allows software like Webm for morons to run. It's pretty flexible software that's used for lots of things related to video and audio, and it's open source so other developers can retool it in their own applications

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fixed my pro controller for this, and after achieving my first ever EVP999 it broke again. It was meant to be; I don't think I could ever reach it in a normal rotation

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well final loot was 6 gold scales, pretty weak
    Hope the new rewards aren't too expensive

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They will and you’re fricked. Don’t forget to make the most out of Big Run

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOLD! At least we had a good one to end on.

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good way to end it
    feels good getting revenge against mr grizz for once

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK YEAH. ENDING IT ON SOLID GOLD, BABY

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only have to grind out 4 more gold by the end of the month. I'm gonna make it

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another gold right at the end. ggs everyone. Fast kills everytime too. Thanks for joining

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright how did you guys do overall
    After all is said done + suicide farming I got
    60+ silvers and 10 golds.
    Good haul, GGs to everyone

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need me a nice, hefty break after all that shit was did over the past 2 days, but good runnings, mon. 2 gold was more than I expected. Probably be back later tonight, if not just for my bonuses. Loadout looks pretty good, though. Love me some bamboozler. Dinner time now, good luck to those who continue to frick fish.

      Dunno about silvers, probably 30 or so. 3 golds overall, I believe.

      ggs golden crew, 24 silvers and 2 golds for suicide run was nice
      got me 10 golds total this rotation

      Lucky bastard. Was fun playing with you guys.

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was my 200th scale. thanks guys. almost there

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone hosting the new rotation?

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another top 5% in the challenge
    This game is too easy

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ggs golden crew, 24 silvers and 2 golds for suicide run was nice
    got me 10 golds total this rotation

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need me a nice, hefty break after all that shit was did over the past 2 days, but good runnings, mon. 2 gold was more than I expected. Probably be back later tonight, if not just for my bonuses. Loadout looks pretty good, though. Love me some bamboozler. Dinner time now, good luck to those who continue to frick fish.

      Dunno about silvers, probably 30 or so. 3 golds overall, I believe.

      [...]
      Lucky bastard. Was fun playing with you guys.

      Good games, we were great. Usually never participate in pools and just lurk here, but I really wanted to try farming these kings. Now I'm definitely exhausted though, but thanks for playing.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I swear somehow the suicide method is more tiring than just regular play, good games doe

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh definitely, I didn't expect it to take this long. I don't think I'll do this again any time soon, especially since we only got 2 gold and a bunch of silver. All of these king kills were worth it though.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll bring up the idea to form a suicide lobby every now and then. Maybe only when there's a strong weapon against king in rotation like hydra

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I doubt a lot of people would join them if it isn't a random or golden rotation, but maybe that's just my way of thinking. It's definitely worth trying in the future.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll bring up the idea to form a suicide lobby every now and then. Maybe only when there's a strong weapon against king in rotation like hydra

            Hear me out
            Suicide lobby, last two hours of big run
            double scales
            You do the math folks

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              see you guys then

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I most likely won't be able to play during that time, might be lucky and get to play the first few hours of it at all. We'll see. Sounds like a good idea though.

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No seriously, let me keep the Grizzblade
    Such a sword is one befitting a samurai such as I

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      back to st/ink/ troonfox

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your meds, schizo

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For those who didn't get to 999.
    What was your final rank?
    720

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      heh
      profresh +1

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      About 350, I took a break and everyone else was already higher than me and Freelancers can't use GrizzCo Weapons well.

      That and I just don't want the GrizzCo Slosher yet I keep getting it every Wave 3.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      980
      I am still fricking mad

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit how do you choke this hard?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You couldn't have won just one game? Could've asked some low EVP anon from here to join and lower the hazard level or something if you really needed.

          I got matched with some dipshit named Captain something and he and his buddy just kept dying over and over
          Blocked him, still got matched 3 times and got knocked back down to 840 where it was a struggle to get to wave 3
          980 was the last shift

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lmfao you fricked up

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, yeah I have all the other gold badges at least

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You couldn't have won just one game? Could've asked some low EVP anon from here to join and lower the hazard level or something if you really needed.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like 780 or some shit. after getting to 860.
      It was just 90 minutes of fricking bs.

      ALSO JOIN PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO FREELANCE THIS HELL. SAVE AN OCTO!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i already got my bonuses for this shift and im tired, tough luck

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      905

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, I can officially confirm this new rotation is absolutely gay, so I'm going to take my Super Bonuses and go.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Bambozler in a rotation is just a no go for me

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Average waves cleared went to 1.8 after the suicides
    lol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does that work anyways? Is it average waves cleared for the rotation or just in general?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Average for the current rotation.

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get #1 Turf Inker
    >I'm playing Rapid Blaster
    >I had a Nzap and Nova on my team

    I hate open. I hate open. I hate open. I hate open. I hate open.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nova inks like shit the frick are you about

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feeling like an absolute peasant

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paint the ground and hope the blaster and dualies guy are capable of killing things.

      At least you're not the Bamboozler guy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They buffed it months ago. It deals insane damage now, it's a top weapon.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even after the buff Reeflux feels pretty mid. Usable, but far from comfortable.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        remember it's the half charge shots that got the best buff. Use half and full charges for most fighting, taps for small fries and turfing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ya know what I've actually quite grown to like the thing in SR

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      gotta go fast

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    On the brightside, with the week starting up again, we'll finally get more information about the upcoming Season.

    Like, what the Heavy Edit Splatling actually does.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They already went over the Salmon Run content so I don't care.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm convinced it's just a very accurate splatling and nothing else. Pretty sure only ballpoint has good accuracy but its gimmick makes it handle differently.
      I'm looking forward to confirmation though. I hate that they dropped the trailer so late in the week since we had to wait out the weekend.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the only new info that could really make me care about the new update is stage reworks but they'd probably be in the trailer because of just how heavily requested they are

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      in the latest main weapon theme "we want moron shitters to use the weapon class" they addressed the issue of having to stack run speed and made it run sanic fast
      too bad every other stat of it will be nova tier so it will be forgotten 3 days after release

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first boss on the current meme rotation
    >another gold
    can't stop winning

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got the full 13 scales but only one damn silver
      good games anyhow team, frick am I tired

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    gg got my bonuses and king, suicide run earlier has me drained

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    crazy how it's been a year and not a single new crab weapon has been added
    surely one of the drizzle kits has a crab

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crab meta scared them off for doing it for awhile.

      Same reason we went multiple seasons without another Tenta Missiles weapon.

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what I realized? There is no Grizzo weapon that can efficiently take out a Fish Stick.
    >Blaster/Brella: Have to hop just to barely reach the fish.
    >Charger: Takes longer than regular shooter/splatling to do the job.
    >Slosher: Possibly faster than the charger but still slower than a shooter/splatling.
    >Stringer: Slower than both charger and slosher.
    >Splatana: Slowest of all the Grizzco weapons

    Grizzco Dualies might break this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slosher isn't too bad. Three sloshes at the right side of the stick and it's gone without having to get anywhere near it.
      Stringer can jump with vertical shots to quickly kill it from the ground
      I think blaster can reach it without jumping, but a Maws will probably get you while you look up at it. it happened to me

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Slosher can kill it in two shots actually

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you serious? Do you only play when Jet is in the loadout? Jumping at the base with G Blaster and Brella is about as braindead easy as it gets.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      stringer is perfectly fine to do it. just paint the sides then tap at top.
      stamper does it fine is someone prepaints, slashes shred fish stick.
      Brella is also fine but needs two hits per guy though.

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If you ask me, Inkblot Art Academy is the
    perfect stage for stringer mains.
    >I think you mean splatana mains.
    >Ay? Ay! (Am I the only one using a brush?
    It's an art academy!)
    Well, that confirms their mains, at least for the ones with actual hands.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      good job on the greentext squidiot

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I blame the wiki's formatting and this small ass reply window

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah autism aside it's good to know big man uses a brush, that's interesting lore. Now is it a regular brush or something else?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure there is another where he mentions using sloshers so I feel like he uses multiple weapons, specifically the classes that the other main characters do not already main

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    going from the grizzco rotation to this one feels like I just had my balls chopped off. I like reeflux and boozler more than the average guy but this is painful. Think I'm good on Salmon Run grinding until big run

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you're a golden rota babby.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't even play the last golden rotation and already had 999 on junction. I just don't go 999 on literally every rotation. There's other modes to play yeah?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There's other modes to play yeah?
          no

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then you're a mediocre player if you think this rotation isn't really strong.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Different Anon, but I just don't find any of these Weapons fun to use.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I never said the rotation wasn't strong.
            But going from all overpowered grizzco weapons to even the most OP vanilla weapons loadout would still have you feeling gimped. It's just a bit of a whiplash thing. I love reef and bamboo in salmon, that's literally not the point.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            being a contrarian is not a personalty

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you enjoy tetris maps sure.

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play stringer but I was it was better. It's a really cool weapon but it's the worst backline weapon in the game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think about its new kit? (sprinkler + super chump)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but
        >give the weapon with poor paint output a sub and special that paint decently well
        i fail to see how this is worse than the vanilla kit
        it helps with it's main weakness

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >poor paint output
          it doesn't have a poor paint output since the buff

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            maybe it's up close paint, but it's long distance painting (charged shots) is awful.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              half charges do well
              full charges are a meme and are used only if you want to play hitbox roulette to hit some gay
              despite what it seems tri stringer is not even a backliner, more like midliner

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't play it so I'm probably not the most knowledgeable on what it needs but it seem decent. Sprinkler helps it a little bit with inking and chump seems like a decent way to support the team without having to move from sniping positions. I would have given it fizzy though since it turfs a wider area and can apply more chip damage which is exactly what the weapon wants to do anyways.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Turf War Hero

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          In other words: It's shit

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          tri stringer sucks at turf war. reeflux is the one with good ink.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That kit isn't doing anything anywhere else.

  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The next rotation after this is certainly something.

    Luna Blaster, The Undercover Brella, the Flingza Roller, and Hydra on Marooner's Bay.

    Just remember not to shoot into the Roller's back during Glowfly Waves.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moron's bay
      or i could just skip it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems pretty balanced, and with a roller to take some of the sting out of glowflies.
      Grillers will be entirely down to "Can the Hydra hit the broad side of a barn?"

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next season is my season. I'm going to grind the frick out of X battles and finally get a badge in the JP division.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck, anon. What's your favorite weapon?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I play wiper but I've been thinking about picking up a shooter or dualies recently. I'm already about 2100 X power in most modes but I've never gone much higher because X battles stress me out and I don't play them often.

  90. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    would rather tri-stringer than reeflux, reeflux feels so limp

  91. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    turf war room is open
    >name
    the usual

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your decision to not attentionprostitute is commendable

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        can't atm but after my salmon king I'll join you.

        remaking room

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          still king hunting, hopefully this wave gets me it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >FINALLY get a full meter
            >guy i played the last 5 rounds with fricks off
            >complete next shift
            >WOAH NO KING
            Freelancing Black folkSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >get paired with good team
              >amazing synergy
              >booyah’s every wave
              >multiplayer maps have updated
              >never see them again

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What would the world be like if the rotation change didnt boot you out of salmon run? Realistically there’s no reason it should beyond the daily reset but I imagine it’s hard wired into the game’s spaghetti code

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not sending out friend requests
                Squiddiot
                >still no king
                I'mma kill a mammal
                Does ANYONE in the pool have a full meter?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                How do you send out friend requests?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                on the profile in your switch system in the friends section there’s a “recently played with” option, it will show what game and their in game name too

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I had no idea that was possible, this is a game changer.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go to the Switch home menu..
                Select the page of the user you play under at the very top left.
                Add Friend
                Users played with Last
                Then from that list add the guys who did well, if you aren't sure just click on the names and it'll give you their ingame name.
                If you forgot their name pick it up from the computer at grizzco/pvp lobby or the nintendo online app..

                Yep but Im a go getter, is that okay?

                Th offer is appreciated but I think I might be too high for you to handle anon, best of luck though.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yep but Im a go getter, is that okay?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's the point of adding randos as friends? There's no way to communicate with them so it seems pointless having them added. I always reject friend requests.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                There notifications will show up on your tab and they can join your games and vice versa

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >why add randos who did great even without communicating???
                >I CAN'T CALL THEM Black person b***h ON 4CHINS REEEEEEEE
                Because they'll join up again you fricktard goongay. They'll see your open rooms in salmon run or turf/anarchy.

                devs are too busy crunching on side order it seems
                Who knows really

                Nintendo doesn't do crunch dip shit, they are very famous for that.

                Probably one of the weaker grizz weapons but it’s very cool and unique. I wish the explosive darts did a little more, 40 damage is kinda weak

                >grizz stringer
                >weak
                stop acting at range squiddiot. Get in EVERYTHING'S face. A full charge at close range insta kills maws once up, insta kills drzzler, insta kills big shot.
                You people are so fricking awful with any grizzco weapon that needs a shred of thought.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                i do
                but im only pro 2
                i suck so hard i give supermassive black holes a run for their money

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't atm but after my salmon king I'll join you.

  92. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oversizing t-shirts: Splatoon’s best customization feature

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Built for splatting

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >KDR in the millions

  93. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >next splatfest falls on my birthday
    another excuse to stay at home and play video games

  94. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is it safe to say HLM and gold badges mean nothing now?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now? There have been gold rotations before. The top 5% badges mean more than these ever did.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn really? I’ll put my gold eggstra and BR badges back on next time. Need to impress the ladies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a lot of people in my friend list still struggling past 700

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        time to unfriend them

  95. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i got my 999 on the very first rotation for this map baby, high tide with grizzco weapons was fun though

  96. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why couldn't we have had a returning map along with these two new ones? The old maps are guaranteed to be good but there's a chance that both maps this season suck ass and we have to wait 3 months to get something decent.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      devs are too busy crunching on side order it seems
      Who knows really

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        But it's returning content, it should take no dev time. They're just holding out on us.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They intentionally want to give us less for whatever reason. Same goes for weapon kits. We’re basically getting less each season, it’s bullshit. No king salmonid either. Weak anniversary season.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a cope but:
            Maybe they learned the mid season updates need...ya know FRICKING CONTENT to be cared about. So we'll see an old map plus 3-4 weapons.
            Huge doubt but we can hope.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I very much doubt they're going to roll back to that after how big of a deal they made about the switch to a seasonal format.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It still would be seasonal format though.
                The start gets a major update 10 weapons, 2 maps, new gear, decos, titles, banners, grizzco additions, etc. then mid way through toss in 3-4 weapons and one old map to help freshen the season up a tad.
                It'd be the smart thing to do after the poor reception.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I care about the mid-season updates because I really like weapon changes but I doubt most people do. Hopefully you're right. Porting Splatoon 2 maps at least should be very easy. They want to destroy Splatoon 1 maps so those take more effort.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I like the weapon changes
                >we made splatershot stronger
                >what? you wanted nozzlenose or brella buffs? lmao
                It's not awful but it doesn't add a ton to most.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It definitely isn't enough but I'm always excited to see what there is. It's enough to make the mid-season update feel special to me at least. I would like more content or at least fixing more weapons in these patches.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Max strength copium. We're going to less and less over time by the looks of it.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              they really need to start doing mid season content, like come on, just drop some kits, maybe an odd 2 map port and some gear ports

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The old maps are guaranteed to be good
      mahi would like a word
      but they should've had a returning map yeah

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm okay with new mahi. Old mahi's design was kind of a fricking mess. The spawn area seemed very throw together with the long hallway of random elevations. I do think mid and the little island areas were better in the original though.

  97. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine playing solo

  98. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reeflux
    i miss the grizzco stringer already

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably one of the weaker grizz weapons but it’s very cool and unique. I wish the explosive darts did a little more, 40 damage is kinda weak

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't.
      >4 shots til empty

  99. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >never gotten a friend request
    I must either be so good that I intimidate everyone or I’m so shit people want to stay away from me.

  100. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Nintendo online

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This game is the only reason I have a membership for online. The piss poor retro selection is definitely not worth it alone.

  101. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ggs to whoever tried to join my room

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tri-slosher
      More like try-harder kek

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your bucket crimes will have consequences.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man, I'm looking at this and thinking the new bucket is going to be pure aids. You'll really have to respect the bucket and their range.

  102. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that wave1 suicide
    Neo you best hope I never get webm4morons working cause I got that on film.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't use webm for morons for morons
      NGMI

  103. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What a good night to attempt my S+ rank up battle
    >Check current rotation
    >Cl*m Bl*tz

    lol
    lmao

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Knows he can't fill the enemy's """"clam basket""" knows his own will be pounded
      cowardly cuck.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry anon, I'm just not into CBT. Fricking hate Clam Blitz.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The developers had to know what they were doing with such a phrasing and I can't believe people haven't made more use of it that way.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is your brain on coom.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >implying splatdevs heads aren't pure coom
              You know better than that anon.

  104. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I'm watching that recent world championship tourney. The vac is getting some serious usage and altering the flow of battle, the buffs did matter

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good to hear, if it brings more variety to team comps all the better I say.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Right now from what I can tell it's the vanilla jet squelcher the japs are using in their comps. Pretty interesting team comps altogether, I'd recommend giving it a watch. One team for tower control it's basically spam sodas and keep vacuum going and that worked surprisingly well. the other they used an inkvac to cap zone and turn the entire match around + tenta brella. Just some crazy stuff and of course japs dominated again.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but vac players suck.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well it's not just that but you need a coordinated team environment to get the most out of it. Point is the buffs have really helped boost it a bit.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's the point

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I really really fricking want the stamper alt soon.
          It was fun pushing thir shit in with my charged slashes as they creep away in a panic. I miss it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’ll likely get a more defensive/support kit with how aggressive its vanilla kit is. Can see splash wall and a special like taticooler, bubbler, or ink vac

  105. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Welp that's it for tonight gonna play octopath2 now.
    ten scales from golden rotation pretty fine. Hopefully I get a few more between now and the big run for that cap.

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