Splatoon 3

>Shiver amiibo sold out
>Big Meme amiibo sold out
>Frye still has more to go

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he so fricking mad?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He missed the amiibo pre-orders but the others got theirs.

      I'm pretty sure most people like Frye. I think her personality is great. It seems like the community is rallying around her too so she's definitely liked.

      I really like Frye. She may be my favorite of Deep Cut. High energy folks!

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure most people like Frye. I think her personality is great. It seems like the community is rallying around her too so she's definitely liked.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The “people” rallying behind her are assmad trannies seething after love lost and “homophobia” won. They know shiver wins splatfest with her current streak that’s going so they’re tryna take her down
      They don’t want frye to win, they want shiver to lose

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love that Shiver is considered the homophobic icon of this game now. Just a year ago trannies were trying to claim her as their own.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          qrd?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >before the games release people were saying shiver was nonbinary or some shit, some saying she was trans/male to female
            >In an unforeseen move Nintendo comes out and confirms she in fact is a female if it wasn't apparent enough to most people already
            >Shiver continues to dominate splatfests and people get butthurt over it
            >Money vs Love all the twitter LGBT types picked team love and repeated "Love wins" as their mantra
            >Money ends up winning for the first time in Splatoon history and money gays get butthurt and say the people who picked money were homophobic for not supporting the alleged LGBT team.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >and money gays get butthurt
              *lovegays got butthurt

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >identifies as female
                shiver is cis female super straight

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, but in this current fricked up world you need to tell people straight so they shut the frick up.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can't believe that this was even a thing. troony gays really take the lack of he/she in dialogue to mean they're trans or non-binary or something because they "go out of their way to avoid gendered language". I kept seeing that argument, like somehow he/she is used constantly rather than their fricking name.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I went and read the article and it was some absolute schizo tier delusions on to the "hints" that shiver was non-binary.

                >Following the mid-August Nintendo Direct that showed off what to expect with Splatoon 3, fans of the game speculated that Shiver, one of the faces in the new game, might identify as nonbinary. So we asked Nate Bihldorff, Nintendo’s SVP of development and publishing, who confirmed to The Verge that Shiver identifies as female. And that while Shiver’s she/her pronouns weren’t mentioned in the Direct, they are used in the game.
                >Viewers hoping that Shiver would be a nonbinary character had some convincing clues to go off from the video showcase linked above. As The Gamer notes, the Deep Cut hype group that Shiver belongs to rocks a lot of purple, yellow, black, and white — the colors of the nonbinary flag. The publication also speculated that the group saying together “We’re not supposed to be anything” was a nod to an impending confirmation that Shiver would be nonbinary.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone that was saying that shit really is fricking delusional. I remember pointing out her chest wrapping and her hips to people and they seriously tried to explain away her hips because "octolings don't have bones". As if they aren't designed to look human somehow. These gays take off with their headcanon and refuse to acknowledge anything that would suggest otherwise.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Trannies are delusional.
                In other news water is wet.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You would get banned from /ink/ if you said this there.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's why I don't ever give them an inch with this Pearl and Marina are gay lovers theory. If it were up to them everyone would be fricking gay lovers. The idea of just people being close friends is lost on these troon-gooners. Nintendo isn't going to outright say "uh no they're not dykes" so these people will keep weaving their fanfiction by taking some in-game compliment and twisting it out of proportion as if it's somehow canonical that they're gay.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Marina likes Pearl 100%. I just never believed the whole Pearl reciprocates thing there is basically no evidence for it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                She did talk her down from killing herself apparently

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't see how that's romantic.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't read the above post

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I still don't buy it that even Marina is into Pearl like that. I think it's more of a respect and admiration thing. All of the official material emphasizes how Marina looks up to Pearl. I really doubt it's anything romantic.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You saw how scared she was of the very idea of Off The Hook breaking up during the Final Fest?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is that any different than being scared of losing someone you care strongly about platonically? There has been no implication that her feelings were romantic, just that she really cares about her.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everything is le romance according to them

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is that any different than being scared of losing someone you care strongly about platonically? There has been no implication that her feelings were romantic, just that she really cares about her.

                It feels like the concept that you can care about someone immensely and not want to frick them has become alien to some people.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I love that Shiver is considered the homophobic icon of this game now
          that's a questionable statement seemingly based on a truly minuscule selection of carefully cherrypicked tweets

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gee you must be fun at parties

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like that art

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shiver is now a canonical homophobe
        Can't wait to blow these fryetroons out the water

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        After finding out the trannies and furries flocked to Love I'm glad I didn't actually play during the Splatfest as I historically chose Love. Glad Money won this time.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are Shivergays so obnoxious in every thread
        You neee correction

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone seethed so hard because muh capitalism won over homosexualry.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it was made worse because they believed they were going to win. They were “winning at halftime” which is only based on the open battles category, nothing else. What they didnt realize is money was way more popular and snagged tricolor too. They also thought love would win since it won the previous splatfests. They got way too wienery in le power of love and wound up heartbroken, mindbroken and ultimately BUCK broken.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        God the western splatoon fanbase is insufferable. One might think it’s a game for kids but taking a look at the art in game and stupid usernames makes it apparent that many western splatoon fans are troons.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's often called splatroon for a reason sadly

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It wasn't always like this.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The troon menace really started gaining steam around 2014ish, but it wasn't until 2020ish that I feel it really started being normalized.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I dunno about that schizo shit I'm mostly alluding to twitter trannies flooding in since miiverse was killed and not releasing on a dead console unlike 1.
              I think the first bad sign was the shit with furries and white ink happening, it was the first time i felt cringe from splatoon

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                in other words: degenerate coombrians ruin everything, and troons and furries fall under that category unfortunately

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              i'm a '99 zoomer and only started to notice it around 2012 tumblr. Something happened between 2012 and 2020 that led to every other autist with internet access identifying as transgender.

              What's even weirder is when they use the drawing board to announce when they started HRT, what drugs they take etc. in a kid's game.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >. Something happened between 2012 and 2020 that led to every other autist with internet access identifying as transgender.
                that's called "israelite psyop"

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The troon menace really started gaining steam around 2014ish, but it wasn't until 2020ish that I feel it really started being normalized.

            They realized lots of kids play Splatoon so yeah.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny that Shiver is the one both rightoids and leftoids flock over and blame Big Man to be the one to be full of the other party

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is not this unprecedent? I can't remember the last time a Splatoon amiibo failed to sold out in no time during its very first run.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get what were they thinking with Frye, Pearl already existed and got all the goblin fans, another goblin will have no audience because the existence of pearl.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This Splatfest will be thee easiest sweep since Team Ganon.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Frye just has the issue of being an enjoyable character, but she's by no means anyone's favorite
    Yeah, I like her and her boss fight was the most fun but as characters I just end up preferring Big Man or Shiver, it's just the byproduct of having 3 characters all vying for the player's attention

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't imagine how anybody would like Big Man more than Shiver or Frye for anything other than his boss fight. His personality is very passive and he doesn't even tell funny jokes.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        As pointed out by an anon in a previous thread he’s suppose to play off shiver and frye’s extreme personalities as more level-headed, but the issue is that shiver and frye’s personalities are far from that level of extreme for it to work. They had the idea, but half-assed it, so it just doesn’t work

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It also doesn't work as he usually only makes dumb side comments too instead of doing any tard wrangling. When all three characters are basically morons there's no room for anybody to stand out personality wise so Shiver takes it just on looks.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It feels like they're trying to be Team Rocket, but didn't exaggerate any of their traits enough to make any of them particularly distinguishable.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >His personality is very passive and he doesn't even tell funny jokes.
        exactly
        he's a normal fricking dude who doesn't act like a moron and a pretty good musician
        the boss fight is the weakest part as it's just a meme reference

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    NoA must be hitting itself now, if they made the three sett the only option available then it would have sold out but because they decided that America is only getting the individual amiibo boxes now they are gonna sit in loads of unsold Frye amiibo.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      NCL is probably hitting themselves over just how badly Frye is doing too even if they're only doing it as a three pack.

      Frye in general the leading cause of headaches in branch Nintendo offices.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What? but if is a three pack then shiver and big meme fans are gonna buy it even if they don't like Frye as is the only way to get them, that is much better than Frye amiibo sitting in the store unsold.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I meant that even if they're doing a three pack they're probably still not happy with Frye's lack of popularity since it's have a measurable effect on the Splatfests etc.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/1694273773485314532
    >Ink Mine
    >Ink Vac
    >no Beakons

    DoA

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems they’re going for a defense/support kit in comparison to it’s more offensive kit, and while underwhelming I wouldn’t call it bad
      Mines are good for self-protection and watching any flanks, and reminder that ink vac got a significant buff last update that at least made it not that shit and a bit more viable
      They want you to make use of the long range firing with how the kit’s set up. Back up the team with the vac and mines for yourself. No ink jet or fizzy, but it does seem to serve a niche

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Seems they’re going for a defense/support kit in comparison to it’s more offensive kit.

        And beakons couldn't do this job?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know that multiple subs could fit the role, right?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does it do?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    her amiibo looks the best of the three

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best Buy pre-orders are weird so I wouldn't take anything away from this. They always list shit super early just because it was announced. Like they put game pre-orders up before we even have box art or a release date. I assume they don't know how much stock they're getting at this point. When is the actual pre-order date that will include nintendo's site and other retailers?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, is there not a 3 pack?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not in USA.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I assume there will be since every other Splatoon amiibo set has come in a set. Best Buy is just moron.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://twitter.com/AmiiboNews/status/1693630474319454374?t=1ba5ogf67Vn3zNnhhvqZ5w&s=19

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is, but why buy that when you can just buy Queen Shiver herself?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Big Meme amiibo sold out
    >already
    I don't even have the money for a preorder yet...

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The memes write themselves

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I managed to get all 3 when they went live 2 days ago or so. When's the Pyra re-stock?

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of them are still available for pre-order on Target. Does anyone know if Target ships on release date?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the heads up, gonna go ahead and get them all, frick it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first S3 set didn't arrive for me until about 2 days later when I pre-ordered from Target.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet. More Frye amiibo for me 🙂

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the Amiibos release in November yeah. Wonder if that's around the time Side Order will drop? I envision either November/December, but maybe January if they can't get it together before then

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't count on it. I assume Side Order will get its own Amiibo line like Octo Expansion did. We'd know about it by now if it was that soon.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, Nintendo has definitely dropped things pretty soon after they show something off in say a nintendo direct, which chances are we'll be getting one next month. To put it in perspective, Octo Expansion was released on March 8, and subsequently released June 13, a little over 3 months later. Now we already had side order revealed with very little information meaning it was early in devleopment, but I could see them showing it off next month, then it comes out in 2-3 months after that.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Octo Expansion was released on March 8, and subsequently released June 13
          it was *revealed on March 8

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      side order will drop along switch 2

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am hyped for big run lads
    Grizz Dualies hype, and Umami will be a fun stage I think. For a tetris block it's not as bad you think. It's got that elevated platform in the middle which should be interesting.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gold Dynamo Roller - Splat Bomb/Super Chump
    >Custom Goo Tuber - Fizzy Bomb/Ultra Stamp
    >Sorella Brella - Auto Bomb/Inkjet
    >Tri-Stringer Collab - Sprinkler/Super Chump
    >Sloshing Machine Neo - ?/?
    >Bloblobber Deco - Angle Shooter/Kraken Royale
    >Octobrush Nouveau - Squid Beakon/Inkstorm
    >Ballpoint Splatling Nouveau - Ink Mine/Ink Vac
    >Heavy Edit Splatling - Curling Bomb/Tacticooler
    >Dread Wringer - Suction Bomb/Reefslider

    So how we feeling about these new kits?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Overall pretty good. I think gold dynamo will be more fun than most people expect. Super chump is underrated and splat bomb is always a good sub.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Splat bombs are indeed very powerful tools. Super Chump has a niche for certain things. By themselves they're not the most threatening, but in a coordinated attack launched at the right place, with the right support you can have some interesting things happen. Mostly just distracts and disorients the opponent. I'd say Cooler is the better special between the two kits, but obviously splat bomb > sprinkler, so you could make the argument Gold will be better. Tacticooler is really strong though.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it won't because splat 3 dynamo is brella tier

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      dread wringer looks fun, might try out sorella brella if they bother to buff it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >might try out sorella brella if they bother to buff it
        >if they bother to buff it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know it's cope to think that Brellas will be anything other than a laughing stock of a weapon class, but keep letting me cope

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean with this new kit it at least won't be bottom tier. Just probably low-mid tier even if the weapon is still garbage. The kit is strong enough to carry it out of the very bottom of shit weapons where it currently lays

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      none of these will ever see use in comp (except for maybe the heavy edit if they don't nerf cooler) but most of these look very fun to play casually

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I purchased all three amiibos. Though I think my friend exclusively ordered Shiver. He really likes her, and doesn't even play the game.

    What are some future Splatfest themes you would like to see?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought the fire emblem shill fest would be cool with the weapon triangle
      Swords, Axes, Lances
      Shiver would probably use a katana or something, Frye is more brutish and would be a barbarian/pirate type fighter with an Axe. Bigman already has his stinger so it would make since he uses lances. I know canonically Frye uses Splatana but still I feel she's more of an Axe user if they were to exist in splatoon.

      If not a Fire Emblem shill fest then maybe something like a weapons fest. Melee vs Ranged attacks vs Magic or something.

      What kind of costumes do you think the Amiibo will have? I went ahead and ordered them too. Put like 900 hours into this game so far so I might as well. Hope they have some good gear with them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragons vs. Dinosaurs vs. Kaiju
      Though I'll take anything that isn't a food theme at this rate

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Splatoon 1 arcade games aren't that fun, not sure why they're so requested by the community. I don't even play them, I just do something else while waiting for a game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >filtered by Squid Jump

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not just squid jump, I have the amiibo games too. They're fun for a little bit but I'm not going to play them for longer than 10 minutes before getting bored.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she such a failure?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They doubled down on Pearl's massive fivehead but didn't give her enough of a personality to compensate.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because she is canonically ugly

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pearl already has all the fans of "ugly goblin with massive forehead", Frye had no audience.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Make her head the size of the moon
      >Have her sit right next to this semen-demon succubus

      Frye was doomed from the start, I'm afraid.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fact all the Splatfest art draws here with less forehead than her in game model should tell you all you need to know.

      Can't help but wonder if the character designers have caught flak from management over her.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know, aren't japanese kind of subtle about the hints they drop towards each other? Like they won't outright suggest a way to do it but instead will politely order it in some non-confrontational way. I doubt management has outright come out and said "Hrrmmm perhaps her forehead is too big??"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a combo between plebs being forbidden to criticise their superiors in any way and japs being allergic to accepting they fricked up and fix their shit
          one goblinfricker in high management was enough to completely ruin waht could have been a great design and nothing will be ever done about that

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            If there is some discussion over it maybe they'll give Frye a costume, something to obscure her forehead, or maybe a forehead reduction if she makes a cameo in future games.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Paper bag.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a different art style, I don't understand why some people don't get that her head isn't going to be as massive when you have her drawn by someone using more realistic proportions than those used in the game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ugly
      >Eels are lame compared to sharks and manta rays
      >Yellow is an unappealing color. Like Team Instinct compared to Valor and Mystic or whatever those Pokemon Go teams were
      >'Wanna fight' meathead personality is lame. Even Big Man's cardboard personality is better

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Eels are lame compared to manta rays
        not that's some peak garbage opinion

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frye is Pearl with absolutely NONE of Pearl's charisma. Even worse she's Callie 2.0 in that her persona is endlessly happy no matter the circumstance while being a tad clueless. Shiver's the smug without any of the b***h that Marie and US Marina exhibit on top of her attire hugging her body. Frye's got baggy pants and a big forehead. And that's not to say she can't look cute, problem they tried playing up the ogre aesthetic with her and it didn't work out as they hoped.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have a open toe socks character
      >make the rest ugly and weird color palette
      >while pearl was already the "haha its cute because she has a big head and is ugly"

      not even a footgay but they could easily had pull off the same shit as with that gym leader from sword and shield, they blew it so hard

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When does the triple amiibo come out?

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Frye so much that I even refused to get Splatoon 3

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Splatoon 4 won't have a 5head goblin that's for sure.
    But maybe 2 teams of two, since it's the fourth game. Idk, 3 is a good split for splatfest but 4 could make for fun gameplay too

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no one denying that splatoon 3 was a quick cash grab at this point right

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I admit it was rushed and plagued by incompetence.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it's the best one in the series.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no way 3 is better than 1. 1 is still the best and by a great margin.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Come on now. I'm playing Splatoon 1 right now but it's not as good as 3. 3 is a lot more fleshed out and the maps are generally more consistently decent than the rest of the series. Splatoon 1 has the most really good maps but also its fair share of dogshit uplayable maps. It has the worst balance and amount of content too.
          I do miss the original flounder heights though. It's in rotation right now and it's even more open than the Splatoon 3 version.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >3 is a lot more fleshed out and the maps are generally more consistently decent than the rest of the series.
            You could have said literally anything else good about 3 and I would have agreed. 3 is an improvement over 1 in literally every way EXCEPT the maps. The maps in 3 are dogshit. 1's only bad maps are Saltspray, Aerowana, and Moray Towers.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              3's maps are bland and inoffensive at worst. You forgot Camp Triggerfish, the worst map in the entire series. And then there's Piranha Pit which can be fun but its layout is a fricking mess. For every good map in Splatoon 1 there's a terrible map alongside it. They had no idea how to design a shooter and it showed.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bluefin is the shittiest map in the game, how did you forget that one?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alright hold up I'm the one talking shit on Splatoon 1's map design and even I think you're wrong on that one. Bluefin is great.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Good Splatoon stages
              Urchin Underpass
              Bluefin Depot
              Hammerhead Bridge
              Museum d'Alfonsino
              Mahi-Mahi Resort
              Ancho-V Games

              >Bad Splatoon stages
              Walleye Warehouse
              Saltspray Rig
              Arowana Mall
              Kelp Dome
              Moray Towers
              Camp Triggerfish
              Piranha Pit

              I don't have any strong feelings on Blackbelly Skatepark or Port Mackerel. Splatoon 1's stages were really hit or miss. Only half of them were any good. Splatoon 3's stages are at least consistently "okay". Nothing stands out about them but few are as terrible as what we got in the first game.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even the bad levels of Splatoon had charm to them, and I mostly mean in regards to casual play. I know that the ranked modes had some awful variations of those levels but in something like Turf Wars even the bad levels were alright and charming.

                What was nice about them is they had a personality. I would rather they take a chance and do something unique and risk it being a bad stage than sticking to this extremely safe and boring tetris block with one flank at best and uninkable walls everywhere philosophy. The stages are so samey it doesn't feel like an identity. But every stage in Splat 1 was unique, not just the aesthetics but in how it was designed. Splat 3 stages are just very sterile and restrictive in comparison.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Splat 3 stages are just very sterile and restrictive in comparison.
                And for a game that's supposed to have a chaos motif it's pretty damn ironic how "safe" these level designs are. Anything but chaotic because you know all the action is going to take place in one central area as you're forced to move through the meat grinder and get picked off by backliners who have very safe options and little ways to challenge them

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Personality doesn't make it playable. I never want to play splat zones on Kelp Dome, Moray Towers, or Camp Triggerfish ever again. Tower Control and Rainmaker on Piranha Pit can frick right off. Maybe they're fine for casual turf war matches but they're so bad that I stop playing when they come into rotation. There's nothing in Splatoon 3 that makes me turn the game off.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Hating on Moray Towers.
                Let me guess. You are a shitter that got filtered by the snipers?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's more the split zone. All of the split zones stages are the worst including stages like Manta Maria and especially Undertow Spillway

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Moray is the only map listed where disliking it is justified

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your Ninja Squid, bro? Don't tell me, you also played without fast respawn?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are not allowed to be a filthy Black person squid user in my presence

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                LMAO bro don't tell me you played without damage up. Please don't.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's right! I'm not a CHEAP prostitute who sells my soul to the meta. I had my epic BOMB SNIFFER shoes and I liked it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I kinda like bomb sniffer, it showed bombs through walls. It wasn't meta or anything but it had a tangible effect on how someone using it would play the game so I think that's well designed. Wonder why they removed it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can't breathe... my sides hurt...

                You ARE a shitter LOL bro like, just unequip the shit abilities bro like, get the good ones.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you play the meta it's not bad!
                lmaoing @ ur life
                My ass was S+ in 1, moray was and never will be a good map

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hating dome
                >piranha pit bad
                peak shitter

                >Hating on Moray Towers.
                Let me guess. You are a shitter that got filtered by the snipers?

                don't use Callie with your shitposts peak Black person

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah yes, dome. I love when my splat zone has a giant fricking cross in the middle of it. I love having one decent path to the rainmaker goal.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you sound filtered git gud

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's been my waifu since before you learned to jerk off, shitter.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                How young do you think Ganker is? Splatoon 1 came out when I was 17.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon some zoomers here said they were like 11 when Splat 1 came out and are 20 now because that was 9 years ago

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's fricked. I still have a hard time believing anybody born after 2000 is an adult now.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How young do you think Ganker is? Splatoon 1 came out when I was 17.
                A literal child. I'm 34.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you have problems with the ranked variations of the game, and that's fine, but that's how it existed in Splat 1.

                If those levels were ported to Splat 3 there would certainly be some changes into how they're implemented in the different modes here. I'm saying in their turf war forms, they were fine levels. They were memorable levels. There is nothing memorable about any of the stages in 3. Ranked layouts can be adjusted and improved upon, but having a level with zero flavor or personality beyond "oh hey that's the one with the meat grinder and only way to get into the enemy base and zero flanks" for so many of the god damn levels is just shit man. You're completely ignoring the critiques with 3's level design by just saying "uhh they're better than Splatoon 1" by only focusing on the worst maps of Splatoon 1. What are the good and new maps in 3? What are gonna be the maps that everybody remembers and looks back fondly on?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Piranha Pit
                >Bad
                SHIT TASTE ALERT!!!!!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>Bad Splatoon stages
                >Walleye Warehouse
                >Saltspray Rig
                >Arowana Mall
                >Kelp Dome
                >Moray Towers
                >Camp Triggerfish
                >Piranha Pit

                I like all these maps much better than 3's maps.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its only big downside is some questionable map designs, otherwise, it's the best.
      Some of you act like Splatoon 1/2 were perfect games.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was definitely a quick cash grab but it's arguably an improvement on Splat 2 mechanically speaking. Better movement options and camera, better weapon balance. Stage design is lacking. Better Salmon Run. Tableturf is probably the most fleshed out "mini game" in any of them. Badges + banners + lockers offer some cool customization. Salmon Run is better, available all the time and with more features. Pools are also a welcome addition. Most people who are playing Splat 3 aren't going to want to go back to Splat 2 at this point because of these improvements, despite the flaws with the tetris block levels. Still fun to be had in the game.

      The main hub is pretty cool as well. Lobbies are better too. Now removing League and replacing it with challenges was dumb. Open is supposed to be the casual ranked mode but it has all sorts of coordinated teams. Turf wars also suffers from coordinated discord teams as well. It would have been nice if they offered separate versions of those modes.

      X battles are kind of shit and the western region is a ghost town being unable to find any matches sometimes for 15-20 minutes regardless of what your rank is.

      Splatfests are less frequent, tricolors are a definitive downgrade from shifty stations and I haven't seen a single good argument against that. Tricolor mode is way lazier than getting a new unique stage every month with a unique gimmick. Tricolor battles are also awful in regards to matchmaking if one team is less populated, resulting in tons of mirror matches. When tricolor first was launched it would instead throw you into an open match if you couldnt find one, and it took months to "fix" that but the fix doesn't address it as well with tons of mirror battles for the more populated teams.

      It does seem like less effort overall was put into this game. The rollout of less weapon kits and gear is not that great. Catalogue and seasonal rotations leave things really dry for months. All in all it's a mixed bag.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If we end up Splatoon 4 a few years into the successor of the Switch's lifespan than yeah definitely.

      Otherwise it's hard to say if this is just the result of incompetence given how Animal Crossing went.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but they still had some good ideas for it and would be fine even as a rush job if the maps weren't so shitty.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you accept that 1 and 2 were even quicker cashgrabs

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Time to admit the card game and locker were gigantic waste of development time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happened to Callie?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt much development time was even put to that. Probably just a separate team of interns were given it to manage. That's how these side modes generally are while the main developers focus on everything else.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could have used those interns to model more and better clothes and more props for maps.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon the maps aren't meatgrinders because they ran out of interns to make objects.
          The maps were larger in their beta forms and were reduced due to the developer's choices. It was an intentional design choice.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The point is that there were better uses for those interns.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe not. They're making a card game with 2D pngs, not 3D objects. They might not even know how to do 3D modeling, that's a separate talent of its own. Tableturf doesn't require that and could be made with very, very little resources and give inexperienced devs something to play with so they can grow a bit, but not giving the reins to the more impactful stuff.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They might not even know how to do 3D modeling
                What better time to learn than now?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon that's not how game development works. You have people that specialize in certain things. Of course there are people that do multiple tasks at once, but generally, the programmer sticks to programming, the 3D assets creators stick to making 3D assets, and the concept artists stick to drawing concept art, and so on. A game like tableturf could be made with one novice programmer and an artist to do the illustration for the cards, it's not that complex of a thing. It's clearly not that much of a priority seeing as how it doesn't even have proper online matchmaking yet. Yes it's a more fleshed out game than say squid beats or squid jump but these side games give Splatoon a little more flavor and I guarantee you take very little resources and are done by interns.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their loss, Frye's 5head is perfect for hotglueing.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >changing up my fit for the first time in almost a year
    >hate most of the clothing options
    >realize I only like open toed shoes
    >realize I only like short sleeved shirts
    >realize I only like glasses, tasteful hats, and hairclips that don’t obstruct the face or hair
    I only like clothes that show skin. Oh god I’m a squidfricker aren’t I

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you haven't cranked it squids yet, no.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >like shivers design so I po'd her
    I dont even have slpatoon 3 but man I miss playing it when it came out.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I dont even have slpatoon 3 but man I miss playing it when it came out.
      You'll buy an amiibo but you won't buy the game? peculiar

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're practically Nintendo's excuse to sell figurines to the masses, with the diehards not interested in Funko culture getting them for NFC functions if not getting cards for cheap.
        It's like your average three-figure anime statue except smaller and cheaper, plus the only way some characters get figures ala Mother via Smash's inclusion of Ness and Lucas.
        Everyone understands the gist of them by now and lets it flow as such, seeing as shit like difficulties and levels aren't locked behind them anymore like Samus Returns and TPHD were.

        I don't even know if I'm getting any more myself; I got one for each of the Smash guys for shitty custom fighters and the Monster Hunter Rise ones cause they looked cool and gave free shit to save a couple hours of grinding. Beyond that just seems superfluous, even though I want shit like the yarn Yoshis, but I'd rather just save money on actual shit irl that needs it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >seeing as shit like difficulties and levels aren't locked behind them anymore like Samus Returns and TPHD were.
          God frick the Iwata era of Amiibo. I mean, I love the squishy Metroid Amiibo but it should not have been mandatory for me to buy it for the hardest difficulty. Same with getting the Amiibo version of Mario Maker for the giant mushroom.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I dont even have slpatoon 3 but man I miss playing it when it came out.
      You'll buy an amiibo but you won't buy the game? peculiar

      That's one dedicated ShiverSimp.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am the only one that realize that that new pokemon girl is basically a human shiver?

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard that Flounder Heights is now seen as a less favorable stage among competitive players and that the verticality might be the problem. I watched that big tourney recently and the players were all alowed to submit their picks for the levels and modes they wanted, but nobody seemed to pick Flounder Heights. Now I remember people saying it was one of the better stages in 3 when it released just due to it being different, but what do you guys think about it in practice? What are the complaints competitive players are having? That it's too hard to approach if people control the middle section or what?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was a ahit map, it is a shit map, and only morons with terminal nostalgia liked it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay but what makes it shit. What are the actual complaints around the level? That's what I want to know.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          verticality is a dumb reddit meme and it never made a single map better

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Okay now explain why verticality is bad without using buzzwords. You can do this.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              stop being a roller shitter and you would figure out by yourself why two giant dildos in the middle of the map is a bad thing

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't use rollers because they're an objectively shit weapon class

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                stop lying, only rolltards and other zero range Black folk screech about muh verticality, literally nobody else likes it

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never even said the verticality is good. I just want to know why you think it's bad. I've been trying to practice with a roller for shits and giggles and I just cant, the weapon class is shit.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon I'm a backliner too and even I think maps could benefit from it. It just means shitters have to actually watch their flanks.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still can't explain why verticality is bad other than making a vague reference to phallic objects
                WHY are the dildos bad?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I continue to believe it's one of the better maps. I didn't like it in 1 since I felt it was too cramped, given the massive towers that bisect the map and don't actually have that much space to work with on top of them, but hoo boy does it feel like the lord's play yard compared to the true pain that is 3's micro wiener maps.
      I'll also note that pro matches aren't necessarily a good judgement of game balance, since they're playing for the cash money, meaning the teams are organized with particular team comps and actual communication, and they're going to favor consistency.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It makes sense that competitive players have a certain meta in mind that most of the maps use because they're all the same except Flounder Heights.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why so many people feel the need to constantly seek out validation for thier video game choices?
    Can't you just enjoy the game without shitting on you fellow fans?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No because all they play is salmon run and they use stick controls and they like character I don't like

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Ninja Squid really that bad? What else should I be doing with my shirt slot? I’ve been using it for so long to get out of scraps that I can’t imagine life without it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ninja squid is seen as mostly a slowdown to your swim speed when most competitive teams are tacticoolered up.

      Ninja Squid is still very useful for weapons with short range and need to shark around to get kills like rollers.

      As for alternative abilities you could use it depends entirely on what weapon/kit you're using. Just more utility abilities rather than shirt specific abilities are probably going to be more useful. Your swim speed ups, your special charge ups, your quick respawns, and so on. Depends on the playstyle and weapon, but at the end of the day it's not that big of a deal.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't they remove the speed nerf?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, it did get a slight buff in regards to the hit you take to your swim speed. Before it would cancel out one of your swim speed ups, but now your swim speed up should work as normal.

          Use a website like https://sendou.ink/analyzer
          to compare your speed with ninja squid and how many swim speeds you'll need. Even with the "buff" that ninja squid got, it still is a nerf to your swim speed, and in the tacticooler meta you're going to be revealed away, just moving slower now, so I think that's why most players would opt to rather run other abilities.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Splatoon thread
    >/misc/ shitting things up
    Yup

    You can still preorder big man at Target and Gamestop BTW

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh /misc/ boogeyman
      I don't use /misc/ but YWNBAW
      I don't wanna see troony crap in my splatoon game, simple as.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        gays think that only /misc/ hates trannies and gays

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't use /misc/ but...
        Begone election tourists.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've been a newhomosexual since 2007, you can eat my shit. Trannies are out of control and i'm going to tell them the cold ugly truth to their faces: they are NOT women

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >/misc/ BAD
          >/lgbt/ GOOD

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Wii U bird

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fidget spinner looking face

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      villain of the next splatoon game, now this is a real deep cut

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Itching to play
    >It's marooner's for 8 more hours

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't I fricking pre-order Frye yet in my country
    Frick you Amazon put her up already

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What country?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The country of yurop

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You wouldn't happen to me one of them Syrian migrants would you? Would explain why you like the poo squid

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why would arabs like indians? Are you dumb?
            No I like her because I like goblins and her personality.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >her personality.
              what personality?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              being dumb c**t that eats like a pig is not a personality

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You wouldn't get it

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Almost like nobody likes Black folk.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She isn't black

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dark skin is a debuff. It can be overcome like

        Marina was an octoBlack person and everyone likes her, but it's because she was a sexy octoBlack person

        , but to be ugly AND have dark skin is twice as terrible.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah not to mention over in Japan it's even more exagerrated where fair skin is associated with beauty and good, dark skin associated with evil things generally. Asian people are terrified of going in the sun because they want to keep their skin as pale as possible kek. No wonder they'd be afraid of the melanated goblin.

          Also she's based off a vampire squid which are kind of grotesque to begin with. I don't think she was ever intended to be the attractive one. And if you look at the concept art she has that kind of rough and messy look to her still.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frye's overall design isn't even bad, the shape of her head and face is just fricked.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah if they just moved her facial features up a bit instead of scrunching them in the bottom of her head she wouldn't look as strange

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've grown to like Fraye but I'll take the concept art any day. What the frick happened?
            >Yeah the one that dresses like a homeless, that's the one!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            CHAOS gayS
            LOOK WHAT YOU TOOK FROM US

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You'll get futuristic Marina and you'll like it.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Good

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that Frye in the top right
            Fricking hell I wish we had gotten that version of her.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                So, what I'm seeing is, that Shiver and Frye would be far more interesting if they looked like they were about to rob my Inkling in a dark alley?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but they had to make their designs more kid friendly it seems. Deep Cut also seems neutered as far as their personalities. I bet they were supposed to be a lot more like delinquent girls. And Big Man was supposed to be a grotesque scary thing, not some huggable mascot. What we ended up getting is a much more "refined" concept to say the least. Wish they had been more risky with it

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                So, what I'm seeing is, that Shiver and Frye would be far more interesting if they looked like they were about to rob my Inkling in a dark alley?

                I hope to god Nintendo takes a hint from Octo Expansion and gives Frye a new wardrobe. Changing her hair is wishful thinking on any plain of existence, but at least have her look like a punk b***h like a Japanese gyaru.

                In a previous thread, there was a discussion about how Nintendo seemed afraid to have the Idols be actual antagonists. Looking at their older designs makes me feel like they were originally intended to be more villainous. Shiver looks especially haughty and domineering. Frye looks downright wild and aggressive. While these are traits they currently have, I get the impression they were softened for whatever reason.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Esg bikini ban makes Nintendo censor octopus!
                Sad!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know what you're talking about but I think her final design is more sex than this one. Not sad!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >for whatever reason.
                Probably didn't want them to come off as scary to kids. They definitely watered deep cut down

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ironically, Shiver kept most of the villain-esque aesthetic and is still the most well-liked idol of the three.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah no shit shes the fricking cool jap themed gapmoe idol so of course the nips ate her up

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                if they used actual good frye design from

                [...]
                [...]

                In a previous thread, there was a discussion about how Nintendo seemed afraid to have the Idols be actual antagonists. Looking at their older designs makes me feel like they were originally intended to be more villainous. Shiver looks especially haughty and domineering. Frye looks downright wild and aggressive. While these are traits they currently have, I get the impression they were softened for whatever reason.

                she would be an actual competition instead of a practical joke

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]

                In a previous thread, there was a discussion about how Nintendo seemed afraid to have the Idols be actual antagonists. Looking at their older designs makes me feel like they were originally intended to be more villainous. Shiver looks especially haughty and domineering. Frye looks downright wild and aggressive. While these are traits they currently have, I get the impression they were softened for whatever reason.

                They look like they might break my knees over protection money.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hope to god Nintendo takes a hint from Octo Expansion and gives Frye a new wardrobe. Changing her hair is wishful thinking on any plain of existence, but at least have her look like a punk b***h like a Japanese gyaru.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is Deep Cut even going to be part of Side Order?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably not, prease buy the Deep Cut expansion for Splatoon 4 only 34.99 MSRP

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Deep Cut splatfest is 100% going to determine which one plays a major role in SO

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cyborg Marina kidnaps the Winner, calling it now.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The one time I'd want that porcelain asiatictopus to win

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marina was an octoBlack person and everyone likes her, but it's because she was a sexy octoBlack person

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like her, she's not sexy at all. Her face is ugly and her personality is shit. The black octoling from that new band looks better than Marina.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          coomer

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll for sure be able to get my wife's amiibo
    Feels good

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what happened anon?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The E-liter on my during my last rank up attempt match went 0-14. I'm giving up till next season starts

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No anon you can do it. You've got a week left

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even if I do make it into S- I don't think I can make it into S+ before the season change. I've been top scoring every match and going 2-3 on these attempts for a while now I'm kinda burned out.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could get some jelly donuts for next week

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does her eyes in the amiibo not point in the same direction as the illustration?

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Frye just because I enjoy the forehead. It's a sensual zone. Much like my love for Pearl being a shitty little forehead goblin. My love of Fry is equal.

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are all the characters androgynous?

    Something feels very ZOGgy about this game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      moronic /misc/gay

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Condition Used

      Enjoy your pre-jarred amiibos dumbfrick Washingtonian.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao, even a third world country poorgay like me managed to get a NEW pyra and mythra amiibo pack, what is your excuse?

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    please buff dynamo please buff dynamo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't want to aim
      >I don't want to aim

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want to aim but I do want to go fast

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick dynamos, I make it a point to target every one I come across

        i just want the more consistent flick patterns it used to have, and to undo that stupid fricking ground splash range nerf

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It got the nerf it deserved, either get used to it or, better yet, pick up an actual weapon

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its paint coverage is very weak right now. I think it deserves a buff but they need to be careful not to overtune it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick dynamos, I make it a point to target every one I come across

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dynamo is in jail for S1 crimes, sorry bro

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It got the nerf it deserved, either get used to it or, better yet, pick up an actual weapon

        why must every weapon i like get destroyed? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Learn to like Splattershot/Splash/N-zap and you'll never have this problem again.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The issue isn’t the weapon, it’s your shit taste. Learn to like a better weapon and stop whining

            it's too late for me lol

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The issue isn’t the weapon, it’s your shit taste. Learn to like a better weapon and stop whining

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      i just want the more consistent flick patterns it used to have, and to undo that stupid fricking ground splash range nerf

      [...]
      why must every weapon i like get destroyed? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      [...]
      it's too late for me lol

      If you want a moron weapon that requires no skill, no brain and no aim, then turn into a Trislosher main.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        NEVER

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one's playing anymore

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/
    Frick off.

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are you doing while waiting for boat rotation to end?
    i'm drawing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Playing ranked in 2

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How you liking those specials boy?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pic related

          are ya winning

          No

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        are ya winning

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're finding ranked games in 2?
        took me almost 30 minutes to find a single match last time i played.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It took like twenty minutes for the first one, been ok since though. Most days it's a ghost town, even for turf

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey anon sweetie, what's that you're drawing?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the slopsuit helmet is really fricking hard to draw. probably because it's supposed to be ugly

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then don’t, problem solved

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          God decided you were supposed to be ugly

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    high jump challenge room later

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh shit that's happening tonight? busting out the bucket again then

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    picking frye so i can play a splatfest without mirror matches

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's interesting comparing the fan base of Splatoon during the Splatoon 1 days versus the Splatoon 2 and 3 days. Everything was pretty chill back then, we just played, got salty, and experienced the most raw version of Splatoon. Good times.

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >teammates all have gold banners

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Have gotten the gold gacha roll 3 times now
      >chunks every time

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's bronze, not gold.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, I guess I'm just an unlucky homosexual then
          I don't use the seed checker and I never plan on using it, as I'm not desperate to know if or when

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I hate more than the Catalog is the Shell-out Machine because I'm convinced the game is just actively fricking with me.

    I have so many Tickets I'm never going to use, I just want them to go away.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been burning through some money tickets a lot lately, but the EXP shit is useless. I never use drinks because I just want more cash and SR gives you plenty of chunks + more cash tickets. It'd be nice if I could sell back my locker shit to harmony, or sell some of these EXP tickets I will never use

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been burning through some money tickets a lot lately, but the EXP shit is useless. I never use drinks because I just want more cash and SR gives you plenty of chunks + more cash tickets. It'd be nice if I could sell back my locker shit to harmony, or sell some of these EXP tickets I will never use

      >When getting items in the gatcha machine you already have/maxed out, you get some cash instead
      >When getting tickets you already have maxed out, you get nothing

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the max inventory for each item?

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A theory i’ve heard on why we’re still lacking a lot of gear and it’s not being added is because they’re wanting to do like what they did with season 3
    With season 3 it dropped with the DLC that added in inkopolis plaza along with a lot of old S1 gear.
    With speculation on Side Order being us fixing inkopolis square and unlocking it as another location, people theorize that once SO drops that’s when they’ll drop all the other S2 gear along with other stuff like the enperry dualies among other S2-centric stuff

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only problem I have with that is the timing. This game only has another year of support, if that.

      It's a little late in the day to try and pull off a big celebration for Splatoon 2 content.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yea, hence my bet, if this theory is true, is that SO drops in December. Gives us 9 months in the game’s lifespan which isn’t all too terrible. Any later and yea it would be too little too late

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This doesn't seem too farfetched to me. After all, what exactly kind of in-game reward could the DLC even have? Octo Expansion gave us an entire new race. So giving us Inkopolis square where you can watch Pearl and Marina perform during splatfests like the Squid sisters in the plaza would make a lot of sense. When you go the subway there's clearly room for you to go one other place. Cleaning up the square would also be not too different from how the singleplayer plays out where you're getting rid of goo to expose the hub world and progress.

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick happened to the Team Cash meal tickets?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah is it a bug? I only ever get the team exp ones.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah is it a bug? I only ever get the team exp ones.

      You can only get them from catalog mystery boxes if you’re lucky or the odd qr code nintendo drops

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is there anyone who likes the Candy Goblin?
    ill take her

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Namonaki

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute feet

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Splatoon 3 needs more Squid MILFs.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't play Splatoon 3 or any Splatoon game for that matter

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm looking at the artbook for the first time
    I don't play SR much but I'd grind for that cute ass raincoat suit
    It's a shame so much shit stays in the concept books

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, that raincoat is actually supercute. Once they had brought back the Splatoon 2 uniform, I was hoping maybe we'd get one more new design, but nowadays, I doubt.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      inkling hair styles on an octoling is weird
      also that second raincoat is cute

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They considered making the crab just a realistic turret

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crab tank is by far the coolest special in 3. It's a shame it gets a bad rap for how powerful it is but they should put it on some more weapons already

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frankly all the shit it gets is deserved. Got nerfed over and over, both direct and indirect, and it’s still broken. Not to mention being apart of the god kit of vanilla splash and making it pretty much the meta-defining weapon it is and kinda still is today.
        We don’t need any more crabs, and it still needs nerfs, and proper nerfs

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Crab is on Pro and it's not like you seen anybody use that shit. You can afford to put crab on some of the less meta weapons. The crab has received enough nerfs as is. Just nerf the splash's special cost and that would fix a lot.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Crab is on Pro and it's not like you seen anybody use that shit
            Because pro also got angle shooter for whatever fricking reason, while forge pro has succ and booyah.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >while forge pro has succ and booyah.
              nobody uses that either though
              point is you can put crab on a weapon and that doesn't mean it will destroy the meta. They're being too pussy about it. A year and we haven't seen a single crab kit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Great design, like all crabs
        >Fun to use, even meta homosexualry aside
        Love me crab
        It's funny that I didn't expect to like it based on pre-release material since I'm not big on slower weapons, but the range and the stupid little frickin ball-o mode are great.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crab tank is by far the coolest special in 3. It's a shame it gets a bad rap for how powerful it is but they should put it on some more weapons already

      Crab Tank is so cool. Sadly in Salmon Run, it's practicality is somewhat limited compared to other Specials like Ink Jet. That and it's not on the Weapon I main.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's practicality is somewhat limited compared to other Specials like Ink Jet.
        Honestly I'll take a crab over a booyah bomb and definitely over a reefslider. Being able to wipe out stingers and flyfish with the bomb has huge utility. Even its machine gun can mow things down pretty good, ball form can be used as defense, to revive teammates, and even deposit eggs. But it's not as good as inkjet I'll give you that.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's biggest limiting factor is room. If you can safely maneuver, you're unstoppable, but if you accidentally deploy it in the wrong spot, it'll get wiped fast.

          Also, some people don't know it moves faster sideways than forwards and backwards.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crab Tank being a stationary special would be a good way to balance it, but the design we got is way cooler so who cares

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      so the crab tank can move around, cool but why can it go into a ball too?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a bakugan

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So it can roll up walls.

        No, really. It can do that.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do people not know it can do that?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's a bakugan

          crabs and tanks dont roll up into orbs

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            bakugan can be crabs and tanks and they roll up into orbs

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    who has the blacklist of players to avoid playing with

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the entirety of stinkgen and poolsclosed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this question is asked in every thread

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        what's the list then

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          right here

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It sucks Nintendo refuses to do proper collaborations with other Games.

    Not even with other Nintendo properties.

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All these S3 splatfest have been SHIT! Give me some good splatfest like what we got before

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have a room open for Jump challenge
    2/4

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can you gays stomach playing the same repetitive game over and over again? I swear you have to be mentally ill to play any form of shooter.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Fun

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shooters are specifically designed to be the most anti fun possible. You either get matched with literal mouth breathing morons and lose or you get matched against literal mouth breathing morons and get a hollow victory. It's like those mouth breathing homosexuals that play dead by daylight and scream "ITS FUN RUNNING IN CIRCLES AROUND A PALLET HAVE YOU NEVER WATCHED SCOOBY DOO BEFORE"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    where might one find the splat 3 art book? asking for non devious intentions of course…

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      sad panda probably

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh yes now I see it, such a moron for not trying it before thanks anon

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this really is the last season of the wave, shouldn't the Idol Versus fest have been at the end of it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If this really is the last season of the wave
      the frick are you talking about? we're at the halfway point

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    On a side note, I still like the nice bit of characterization that while they are both eager to fight you, whereas Frye becomes increasingly excited as you prove to be more of a challenge than she expected, Shive becomes increasingly agitated as you prove to be more of a challenge than she expected.

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not really enjoying this Challenge.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah same. I'm being pitted against discord teams whereas I have timmies on my team who are afraid to leave base and probably never played tower control before.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I tried bringing the stock Splattershot to make use of the Jump+ and Suction Bombs, but everyone's bringing Blasters.

        I tried going back to my Heavy Splatling, but now my Team isn't protecting the Tower after I jump on.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blasters, Brushes, and buckets are really good in this mode. Even Dynamo is a lot better in this mode with that huge jumping horizontal flick, I'd say rollers are good in general for that in this mode.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're using a Splatling from an elevated position, if your team is consistently having to protect you I feel like you are probably trying to take the tower way too recklessly.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Splattersho
          >Heavy Splatling
          >jump TC

          ?????????????????????

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah same. I'm being pitted against discord teams whereas I have timmies on my team who are afraid to leave base and probably never played tower control before.

      solo queueing for this is complete AIDs. 4 matches in and what I thought would be le goofy oops no gravity mode has been complete transcord gank squad spawncamp knockouts. Like 3 blasters up inside the rafters at your spawn point in Museum within the first 30 seconds AIDs. Why make the challenge be TC but mix solo and friend queues. Why do they frick up every god damn time they do a thing.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah my theory is since this is a repeat, and it's at a late hour, the only ones who even give a crap or know this challenge is going on are the tryhards to begin with, and they're all trying to sweat out a gold medal most likely. Mixing the queues is indeed moronic, but just add that to the list of everything wrong with challenges right now

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Going to hot glue that shiver Amiibo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you think it'll break that easily?

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frye's the type of girl you take to the greasiest burger joint in town

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's why Frye choose Fame on the latest splatfest! She always plays second fiddle to the other two, wants to be recognized and has to endure the cheerful persona in front of everyone... Kinda feel bad for the goblina

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frye is my favorite of the 3 and I'm going to equip her badge right next to the Callie one. Hopefully the DLC adds a Pearl badge I can use.

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't regret my decision of joining Team Money and I'm not joining Team Frye just to make Shiver lose.

    I'm joining Team Frye because I wanna get Pizza and play Video Games with her.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's probably gonna eat like 4 boxes by herself.

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I work for amazon, the amount of amiibo orders with mason jars is biblical. Nintendo fans enjoy hot glueing I guess

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you aren't serious right?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you read the thread? I'm serious

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I assumed they were all jokes, I mean I've only seen a few dudes actually do it and that was without mason jars
          well besides piss jar mario but that might've been just a joke with like apple juice

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Eats like a pig
    >Maintains a toned figure

    How does she do it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex workout.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      have you seen the way she shits?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        we all have, anon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        we all have, anon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's called "get lucky with metabolism"

  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Interestingly Frye seems to get just as much if not more fan art as Shiver, so it seems despite being considered uglier and much less popular, artists really like drawing her design.

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, finally got my Shell-out Token for this Challenge and what do I get?

    .......Table-turf Battle Cards....all ones I already have.

  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't mind me, just dumping some of the more noteworthy points of the stages section of the artbook.
    Here are the opening pages.
    I just thought it was interesting, because it just immediately hits you with this cool abstract concept that's made up of a series of curved surfaces, while as far as I can remember, there is not a single curved surface in the multiplayer maps of 3. I thought maybe the little blurb would elaborate on if this was key art or something, but judging by the MTL, it seems to just be talking about what a stage is.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A few market concepts. the bottom one featuring another curved surface, which will be a common theme here.
      I have to wonder if they removed them because they couldn't get them to work properly with the squid surge or roll or something.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here's our boy scorch gorge in much cooler forms.
          These made me very confused because they look more like singleplayer overworlds, but this is strictly the multiplayer map section. They just had some crazy ideas for it, more in line with the "chaos" theming.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Slightly different hammerhead.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mahi didn't have too much in the way of overall map concepts, but as you can see, it does have a small black and white picture of mahi at the top there.
                It seems to be very similar to 1's while having some small differences to it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                There was also a page of flounder that seems to be almost completely adjusted from 1.
                I guess they were considering bringing it back as is originally.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                There were quite a few pages for bing bing wahoo, most of them being concepts for the park rides, but it did have a few odd shots, maybe testing out some alternative layouts for it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And the last one I grabbed, for mincemeat.
                There's no actual map here, but I thought it was interesting how pretty much none of the key features here were kept in the final version of the map, removing the brightness, greenery, and piles of scrapped cars.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here's our boy scorch gorge in much cooler forms.
                These made me very confused because they look more like singleplayer overworlds, but this is strictly the multiplayer map section. They just had some crazy ideas for it, more in line with the "chaos" theming.

                pure SOVL. cool concepts but lousy execution.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >taped together splatoon 1 ink tank and splattershot
            we were robbed

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wish splatoon 3 maps had a more desert punk style to them.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >taped together splatoon 1 ink tank and splattershot
            we were robbed

            Seems like they might have been going to lean into the idea of the Splatlands being poor more originally. It's something that's brought up in the story but not really reflected much in game.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, it was weird how Deep Cut mentioned they were treasure hunting to give money to those less fortunate, but everyone in Splatsville seems to be doing just fine.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone but 3 funnily.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah they should've went all in on it

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, it was weird how Deep Cut mentioned they were treasure hunting to give money to those less fortunate, but everyone in Splatsville seems to be doing just fine.

                Having some of the maps and weapons seem ramshackle would have helped. Funnily, I think the only map that does this is the Tri-Force map that looked like it was built from scrap. Giving Splatville a more rustic look and having more worn-out clothing options could have also helped sell this idea.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                the clothes were definitely a big missed opportunity for selling the whole the splatlands is broke angle, basically there's the ripped shirt everyone replaced asap as to not look like a shitter and then the small fry amiibo set and that's it

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm wearing the ripped shirt still because I like its aesthetic and I got some quick respawn subs on it. I want more torn hobo clothes

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ripped shirt and bra showing woomy/veemo assets very well
                >replacing it asap
                absolutely fricking homosexual i bet you play a male octo

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Slightly different hammerhead.

            Mahi didn't have too much in the way of overall map concepts, but as you can see, it does have a small black and white picture of mahi at the top there.
            It seems to be very similar to 1's while having some small differences to it.

            There was also a page of flounder that seems to be almost completely adjusted from 1.
            I guess they were considering bringing it back as is originally.

            Seems to me that they were probably a lot more serious about the desert wasteland theme early on, but its less work to be able to bring back the old map concepts so they toned the theme down overall.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's more likely that shitch decade old hardware couldn't deal with their concepts so they had to go with what works and it's possible that 4 will have bigger and more detailed maps

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You think 3's maps WEREN'T big and detailed enough ALREADY? Splatville had the biggest fricking hub of all 3 games, and what did they do with it? FRICKING NOTHING, JUST LIKE THE REST OF THE FRICKING GAME.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just ignore eric

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You think 3's maps WEREN'T big and detailed enough ALREADY?
                what i can see from concepts is that they took them, stripped every detail that dropped performance too hard or takes effort to implement then released the result
                hub being underutilised is not a switch problem but more likely a lazy nigher dev problem

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like, I get concept art rarely makes it into the game intact, but man, this Stage looks so much cooler than what we got.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      give us agent 8's pro sk8r nintendo you cowards

  81. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    big shots cannon ball should insta kill whoever it lands on

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna jump inside the Big Shot cannon and fire myself back to the basket.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't we need to have that
        also harmony's hat looks like a clam
        [...]
        I think we need to have that but I would end up accidentally launching myself I'm sure lol

        It could be like Mario 64 combined with the cohock charge cannon waves. You would have to first get inside the cannon by swimming into it, and then you'd get in first person view and aim where you want it to shoot. That way you're less likely to do it by accident

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          good point, I was just thinking it would be press A without and egg and boom back to basket but that makes more sense

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't we need to have that
      also harmony's hat looks like a clam

      I wanna jump inside the Big Shot cannon and fire myself back to the basket.

      I think we need to have that but I would end up accidentally launching myself I'm sure lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got pushed off a fricking Slammin' Lid by a cannonball once
      They have collision

  82. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm finding the only wave I can win this current challenge is to just be a paint bot because the timmies who stay up past their bedtime just want to run into enemy team's zone of control and die

  83. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dynamogays are starting to get to Undercover brella levels of actively griefing either team they are on.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’ve been gays since 1. You’d think the nerfs would push them to choose something else

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm taking about how Dynamogays think being contrarian on purpose and using an objectively bad weapon gives them a personality

        I know i'm saying this on v where thats the personality of every gay on this board

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What weapon do you use you petty little shit?

  84. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm considering dropping this game mostly after the Splatfest. I would miss playing with the pool though, and these threads are mostly going strong with the new season doomposting. Have a feeling it will shrivel up real fast if we don't get Side Order news this season.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll probably take a long break from the game after Big Run. Since the Catalog's so meager there's no real rush to wrap it up.

        I really gotta work on my backlog.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same, I got other games to play. I'll try out the new levels for a bit but they don't seem that exciting. Salmonid Smokeyard I remember from a two a bit being challenging but it's fuzzy. I believe that it will probably be rough as everyone says.

          Devs are phoning it in here so why should I even give a shit about this game at this point. I have other games to play and that's part of the reason I dropped Splatoon 2 after about a year as well. So far I've put more hours in 3 than any other game though and it just feels like I could be spending my time better.

          You know you can still play with pool without being in the threads right?

          I said going to be done playing the game, which means I won't be playing with the pool, as I won't be playing the game at all. Has nothing to do with threads.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol okay see you after splatfest

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s over! I dont want to play with you anymore, go on! get!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Unfortunately, I need to combat my Salmon Run addiction or I'll never get around to playing other games.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hope youre one of the gays that post itt. I don't want to see you post or play anymore.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah I report every gay post I come across

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                There was an octoBlack person saying he's gay, so I reported him. Thankfully he was the only one being a homosexual.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know you can still play with pool without being in the threads right?

  85. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pool bros are gonna drop the game
    This saddens me. Though it's not really unexpected, given the year of lackluster updates the game has had. Most other games would be booming and thriving during the year 1 events, but this doesn't seem like it'll be anything of the sort. And there's still no Side Order anything. Man. Least I'll always have veemo.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We'll all be back when they add more content to Salmon Run.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that happening a week from now?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, after that. Since Big Run is starting right away, we won't get anything else until December.

          There's also Eggstra Work, but I already have the Badge I wanted from that.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fair enough. Honestly, I kind of wish big runs were in the middle of seasons instead of immediately. Kind of something to look forward to.

            It’s not a decision that’s being made lightly, things just don’t look to be improving. Given it’s coming from the more dedicated folks i’d implore you give it thought too. Is this the game you really wanna stick with?

            For all its various faults, the base game is still really fun to play and I haven't stopped enjoying it. I remember the days when all you got was one game, period, no updates. And people enjoyed that shit for years on end. I guess I'm still in that mindset, because as long as they haven't fricked the core of the game then I still love to play it. Granted, times have changed and Splatoon should be held to more modern standards. So yes, in many aspects, the game has let people down a lot. But damn it, it's so addicting. Honestly, I should cut back myself. Not like I don't have a big ol backlog to get to. But killing fish is just so fun.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >as long as they haven't fricked the core of the game then I still love to play it
              see TF2 still being played despite no updates for years, bot problems and other mismanagement

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not a decision that’s being made lightly, things just don’t look to be improving. Given it’s coming from the more dedicated folks i’d implore you give it thought too. Is this the game you really wanna stick with?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is this the game you really wanna stick with?
        xir definitely does, who else will listen to moronic blogposts other than xir's pseudo discord buddies?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only ever participated in Splatfest with Simmer season being the longest I've played this game consecutively since the 1st one. It's been a fun summer, but I gotta move on for now.

  86. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >two tornados
    close game

  87. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >double tornado
    yaaawn

  88. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol I love that trick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      trick?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh kek yea that was cool

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's useless, but cool.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >10 bronze
              we could have had another scale if i didn't miss that booyah bomb

              >useless
              You say that but I've lost a gushers wave by one egg due to bad spawns. I saw a chance to do the trick and didn't do it

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You say that but I've lost a gushers wave by one egg due to bad spawns
                True but that rarely happens, and when it does what are the chances of you having a wave breaker and the goldie spawning in the perfect spot?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't that mean you should almost always do it when the opportunity arises?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                On wave three yes. Not on earlier waves.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why not?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                dunno, why should you waste a useful special on reddit trick you absolutely don't need on one of the easiest waves in the game?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                To get more eggs?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                are more eggs not in big run/eggstra work worth it to potentially cuck yourself out of the win you would have gotten if you didn't waste special on moronic shit?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if you didn't waste special on moronic shit
                You said it was worth doing earlier.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                no I didn't

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Better to save the wave breaker for a more difficult wave.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Doesn't that mean you should almost always do it when the opportunity arises?

                On wave three yes. Not on earlier waves.

                >On wave 3, yes

                no I didn't

                Then I asked why it's only worth doing on wave 3, after you said it was worth doing there

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wave three could be grillers or glowflies. Would you risk wasting a wave breaker when you don't have to?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, thanks for answering my question.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you won't make it to wave 3 without the trick

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                GG's DS, nipp bro, and L. It's late. I'm done.

                lol

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If I must lose, it should be on Wave 3

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's true that it's rare but you never know. You can get two bad spawns and identify that the third one is also bad but in the right spot to do it.

  89. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Season 3 had the most new gear in the catalog, but also the most recolors.It was still easily the most substantial update we got in the first year.
    The Drizzle 2023 catalog has two less pieces of brand-new non-recolored gear than Chill 2022 (9 vs 11). However, this didn't account for the actual novelty of the gear so your opinion may vary there.

  90. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frye is my favorite and I'm picking her for leader next splatfest

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's taller than shiver so she deserves it
      big man is a man so it doesn't count

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I smell fricking vomit in my nostrils every single time I see this disgusting la goblina. Seriously, whoever designed her needs to be quartered and shot in Nintendo HQ parking lot.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Frye, the larger of the two cephalopodic beings, not simply eat the octopus?

  91. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i knew it was bait but i still had to dive in

  92. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Emotes are the only reason for finishing the catalog in every season

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >porn hands
      cringe

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well said. But they're gonna have a job topping the best one yet.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        best one is dab

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dab is dumb, twist is top cute.

          >as long as they haven't fricked the core of the game then I still love to play it
          see TF2 still being played despite no updates for years, bot problems and other mismanagement

          Man, TF2 was so much fun. Haven't played it in years. Loved running around as scooty booty man.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Dab is dumb
            t.shitter dabbed on

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't use the emotes, i've yet to see one that's better than the default.

  93. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shiver and Fryes' amiibo are going to give you their outfits
    Big Man's is going to give you the damaged single-player gear

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big Man should give you his outfit. Meaning you wear his hat and nothing else.

  94. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    woo 10 bronze!

  95. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    new kits revealed
    sloshing machine - point sensor/trizooka
    tristringer - sprinkler/super chump
    dynamo - splat bomb/super chump

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish they'd release good weapons again.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tristringer - sprinkler/super chump
      DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They treat it like an ELiter so it should get garbage

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          BUT E-LITERS GET GOOD KITS FRICK NINTENDO

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tristringer - sprinkler/super chump
      Holy shit, dude.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crab is getting the Splatoon 2 Stingray treatment huh.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish it'd get the Splatoon 2 Bomb Defence Up treatment.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      honestly I'd give that sloshmo kit a try, seems interesting

  96. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    3/4 SR room open

  97. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just realized I only got up to catalog 28 this season
    >One week left
    Should I even bother

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I stopped caring about the catalogue day one.
      It's not fun splatting with a goal in mind instead of whenever you want.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no they'll rerun whatever gear you miss and emotes go into gacha/boxes anyway

  98. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol you almost had it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a small one anyway

  99. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Crab isn't on anything
    Holy shit they're never going to add it to another kit are they?

  100. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ez chill rotation

  101. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    gg anons. you guys getting gooder every day

  102. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ggz crew, ez rotation

  103. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This rotation is too easy, but it's was relaxing.

  104. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably should've joined for my bonuses, but meh. I can do that later or tomorrow.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah same

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Funnily enough, I skipped for the reason pointed out earlier in that I'm playing something that isn't Splatoon. Almost feels like I'm cheating on the game at this point.

  105. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surprised that our rando was good.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the rando @'d me on the [spoiler]SR discord so i guess they're at least decent[/spoiler]

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >actual discord trannies

        [...]

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            homosexual

  106. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hop on freelance after pool games
    >instant king
    neat

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      love when that happens

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Noice

  107. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so close to a triple!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn.

  108. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

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