>Splatfest on who would be the best leader
>Another easy win for shiver
>New track drops with Shiver and Frye beating up Big Man for his Squid Sisters collab
>Big Man will now have a ton of support and votes out of pity
Uhhh, Shiverbros, I got a bad feeling about this…
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>mfw kidsgamera made another Shiver pic
Uhhh, why does she have a noose around her neck?
What is she doing?
probably shitting.
unironcally.
yes.
Lapphi and nekolumbus are the few good st/ink/ers. the rest are drama prostitutes.
Now frick off.
>MFW finding out KidsGamera is YutaAGC.
Idk if im slow but I didn't realize it was the same dude.
I’m only supporting Big Man because women can’t lead
Isn't Shiver already the leader?
Marie is the leader
>Only cares because Big Man didn't split the money
Big Man was clearly in the wrong, Shiver will still get support.
Wrong or not, he didn’t deserve to get his ass kicked. People are gonna side with him for that reason alone
It wont be enough.
Nothing will be enough to knock queen shiver off her throne. She is…inevitable.
Japan loves Shiver and they find women beating up men funny. So it isn’t gonna affect much
i mean it IS kinda funny
Nuke Japan again then.
What makes you think he even got money for it?
Sex work is real work, anon.
People forget so easily that deep cut is really just a bunch of dickass thieves, per the story mode.
They’re bandits, and they do it for a good cause. They’re more like robin hood than thieves, and they aren’t bad guys at all, per the story mode
>and they aren’t bad guys at all, per the story mode
Yeah because the devs pussied out. Concepts show they were intended to be much more villanous/mean in the early stages, but they watered them down. Now they’re showing their fangs a bit more which is nice
>Steal
>"But no see i did it bec-"
Still stole. Still thieves.
>t.
>last thread archived with 40ish posts
When did you realize it was over for PoolsClosed?
There were a few nonstop threads as info about the new season was coming out and it'll probably pick up when it happens, but people are just naturally losing interest in the game. I'm most disappointed about the map design.
>There were a few nonstop threads as info about the new season was coming out and it'll probably pick up when it happens
WE ARE SO FRICKING BACK
>but people are just naturally losing interest in the game. I'm most disappointed about the map design.
Holy shit it is so over.
>drop out of spawn
>uninkable walls everywhere
>not even a sponge or anything
When are we going to accept that even the beta maps were shit? They were wider but they still have a ton of problems.
Just join the /vg/ pool.
You first, we’ll meet you there
go back fricking st/ink/ers
When PoolsClosed sinks, Im going down with the ship. I will NEVER join their troony pool.
yes you will, they even play table turf sometimes
Salmon run
Please join me
I’ll play in 20 minutes on the map change
SEX. With Shiver.
Shiver's character ai beat me in splatzones. We had a bet that the loser would have to obey the winner. She's forcing me to watch the price is right.
what a strange woman
Let me guess, she's overpricing everything and being disappointed, I can't figure out why she tortures herself like that.
salmon room UP
>full already
wow
with some high EVPers, hazard level will be up so keep that in mind
we’re playing well so we should be fine
Oh I wasn't able to join, but yeah that's solid advice for anyone really.
Salmon room open 3/4
Just looking to get bonuses btw, building gear atm and wanna get this out of the way
Come as you are I just want to splat
Turf rooom is up
>got five stars on my Blue dapples unexpectedly
now cough of my gold judd ya bastards
All rooms full, yes? I'll freelance
I didn't realize there was a disconnect till the end there
That was just mean tbh, kinda feel bad after that one.
I don't want to babysit freelancers forever. let me know if a slot is up
im leaving after a king i’ll let you know
>1 player left
>I can revive this one guy
>he won't stop fricking moving
>miss
>that's a wrap
thanks
it’s up (i think)
i'm in
sorry, your on the blacklist
Slot is up in my room invite sent out
I just got out of my game. Might have missed it.
Sorry bros I was really dead weight that round. I got turned into a basketball in my crab tank thanks to the fishstick and steel eel team up
come the frick on it was a cannon wave
come on frickers
comfy wave3 grillers
Was surprised we made it. When I saw grillers I was like oh crap
>1196p
>STILL LOSE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
How do you think I feel? .8%
That last shift was something. Gg btw
if you’re dead on glowflies please say something its okay to ask for help so people can revive instantly, not the time to be bashful motherfrickers
o-ok
but I noticed ur busy and-
ok sry
sry
just look around
when glowflies are happening and you’re being overrun its hard to even see what’s going on on the screen. Help! provides an audio location and visual on the screen that lets you be found in the chaos
i have faith someone will join
reminder to report those squid party homosexuals
Junction Grillers isn't so bad as long as remember where to stand depending on the direction the Griller is coming
sorry for being afk for the first 10 seconds
i was grabbing food
Your controller is wireless. You have no excuse.
>1 silver
ehhh
ggs
4 silver nice
>S ranked gays in A- rank up match
What kind of shitty match making is this?!
I would honestly play more Ranked if you could derank if you lose enough.
I wish, they really fricked up ranked this time around. Both Splatoon 1 & 2 had better ranked modes. I also feel that the seasonal rank resets hurts it. I don't see a point in grinding to S+50 because I'm going to go back down to S+0 in 3 months anyways. I get that they do this so that there's always progress to be made so that you can play ranked forever but it has the effect of making me not give a shit about my rank. X rank is the only thing that matters in this game because it's more competitive trying to get a high power.
>double tornados
comfy
>4 silvers
n i c e
My egg throwing on Tornado wave needs some work. Kept missing a bunch of throws to the basket.
>very new
>want to join pool of cool dudes
>but me being so shit at the game might make cool dudes qq 5ever or be blackballed
>only other option is to join troony general pool
this
is
a
conundrum
only the salmon players from stink are choosy with who they play with
just join man, don't worry about it, if you are actually that new just ask if anyone's down to play with a new player, that's what someone else did and we had fun playing together
The guy from like a month or two ago? He added me as a friend after that. I don't see him on the game anymore. Hopefully it's just when I'm not on because it would suck if he quit already.
>jump in for daily reset
>get invite for grizzco
>it's toksaka
>frick it he's good people
>TWO tornadoes, fug, 4 silvers
You son of a b***h. I'M IN! for two now.
Melting through those cohocks with my melee attack felt so good during the mudmouth wave
You can melt them even faster if you do the charge slash without the forward step
That’s what I was doing
My mistake
This is true and you morons need to learn how to charge slash.
But good games guys very fun.
Sorry for the start of that match, controller died.
dont FRICK with jet
but that's shot, not jet
i missed up the filename
oops
>spawns in 2 more Flyfish after I use my last Wail to kill one
bruuuutal battle
good stuff
what the frick was up with those guys?
No clue
Can't stop the chumps
i hope we get a suicide run later tonight
I'm down
Yeah, oughta spend all that EVP from last night.
Flyfish missile hit me the moment I activated Slider
3/4 come join us!
rain maker room up. join you shitters.
how do I into the Krak On roller?
You dont.
Missing all those shots on that brush was fricking embarassing
>that fricking brushgay
KEK what did he think he was doing?
>Another password-locked private room
timeimp you Black personhomosexual get the frick out
KILL ALL E-LITERS
that is all.
>Telling e-liters to kill themselves because you can’t kill them before they kill you
Unironic skill issue
>REEEEEEEE SHITTY ASS TETRIS MAPS THAT FAVOR BACK LINERS REEEEEEEEEE
>wot u c**t kile da backest of backliners???? urf skille izzu
You jump in the frier with them.
>#1 tacticooler user
uhhh no i wasn't?
FOR THE LAST TIME YOU DROOLING SHIT HEAPS!
MEDALS
ONLY
APPLY
TO
YOUR
OWN
TEAM!
ACTIONS BY ENEMY TEAM DOES NOT EFFECT THE MEDALS YOUR TEAM EARNS!
Hey butthole I know, the other person on my team running tacticooler had 2 up on me.
well most seem to be unaware still.
though that is odd. you sure ir said #1 and not #2? both are silver.
Yeah it said #1, only thing I can think of is that guy got three gold medals
just in time to get max scales. nice.
shame about 1 silver though
The scale rates are so wack
oh i get it
took me until the 2nd time i saw this pic
Squigga on the right think fishing’s funny business
I better call it here bros. Thanks for playing I had fun.
>3 kings
Thanks for all the runs
ggs sr team
anymore lobbies up?
i'll make a suicide lobby later oon.
strange that it'd still give you tacticooler#1 though.
alright. i'll build up the pay grade in the meantime
hope i make it, im at 999
i'm only at 290 or so, chill.
just gonna go twice myself.
>being at 999 for a random semi decent wave
You guya do know there is more to life than salmon rape right?
>more to life than salmon
i don't believe you
RIP that stampergay trying to frick with a 5 star heavy splatling main
the poster above you has 7 catalogs
I see that.
The medical community has a word for this behavior.
Addiction
Seek help from SA.
RAGEQUIIIITTT
Ehhh would have been nice to end on a win. GGs and thanks for hosting/
Always fun with you plant. Good matches.
Salmon SUICIDE room up.
Fangfox
5555
no one? really?
The blacklist is real.
fricking st/ink/ers shitting up my pool.
Come on homosexuals. Burn your evp for a bit, I got 290 to spare for two more bosses.
im saving my energy to play ranked with poolsclosed. we need to practice for the inevitable poolsclosed vs inkgen tournament. I been doing suicide runs all week and im tired of it! But I will do some later tonight as I got 500+ to burn
need one more for suicide room.
Fangfox 5555
>we need to practice for the inevitable poolsclosed vs inkgen tournament
the frick is this homosexualry?
Why even indulge the trannies?
But fair enough on the rest.
I'll do one boss.
Because it would be fun. Just some friendly rivalry here, lighten up bucko
>1 silver
grizz is a Black person
Just don't start crying if you guys lose to the trannies and they shit up every thread.
And my schedule is too shit to even help out, so good luck guys. Nvm the 10 games I need to work through
we dont even have a team yet, just an idea ive been floating around. we gotta play more anarchy as a pool in general
You know the hating them is a meme right? Chill the frick out
Says literally who? Don’t tell me your one of those “akchually we’re all fwens” homosexuals
>they're not my friends so i hate them
No anon, it's about being emotionally mature
It's just one hater who posts in every thread. Inkgen and Poolsclosed are not enemies or anything like that.
>Why even indulge the trannies?
obsessed
post full list
That poster wasn't me lol, but ggs
welp..that's awkward but ok.
need 1 more
>get pencil for horrorboros
>win with 50s
>get anything else
>we fail to kill in time
GGs turf bros
Anarchy Open room open. join please.
I would but ive been playing the past two hours straight and my fingers hurt…
ill come back in 1 hour
yeah reassemble soon, just need to refresh myself
a bit late, are we still doing open?
Yep, Im ready
alright making the room now
>1080 bronze
>570 silver
>27 gold
I'm alright scales wise I think.
I'll join you homosexuals.
>splatted inkmehard
well he asked for it
INK'D real hard
the chum desyncing during glowflies is so lame. Seeing a teammate behind me explode for no reason is not a good sign
GOLD
nice work
Hey there. How fricked are you?
I was just ONE GEAR away from getting my CD apron back, and now I must wait another 6 months.
Cap of Legend is what I want so Im eating good actually. It also has LDE so thats just what I want as well, good stuff and I got gold to buy two of em
Workers cap is my favorite piece of gear and I even have one I wear irl.
salmon suicide squad.
fangdox 3/4
5555
proofs of truth?
>Jiangshi hat who fricking knows when maybe not at all
>Friendship bracelet in a year at EoS
completely screwed, or I would be if I didn't love my new fit just as much.
>1 silver
Eh, better than nothing. Thanks for letting me join.
glowflies are rough with this rotation. junction is probably the toughest for it, too.
good luck on your 999 climb, anon
just stamper swing bro. with bucket tosses over stamper head.
Bay is still tougher cause morons don't understand they have to stand in a very specific spot. And when shit hits the fan, you can at least hop between the ledges on Junction like Fission. Bay has nowhere to run.
i hate all of you
ok laphi
Take your meds
>stop enemy team from taking lead by 1 point TWICE
>they take the lead in the last 10 seconds by 1 point
>retake the lead in overtime
>get the fist bump
HOLY CLUTCH LET'S GOOO
impressive anon. play back code?
r6ak-ppqq-6jfc-57vv
Don't get your hopes up too high. I was dead during some of the clutchest moments.
GGs to Brella anon!
oops, meant for
Anyone wanna cash in on some scales with suicide runs?
Password 9988, join up
why are you even setting up a password? aren't you in the pool?
So people don't mistake it for a normal lobby trying to rank up
That's a good idea. This is the only scenario when using a password in the pool doesn't make you a gay.
Alright now join up
Sorry bro I've been busy. I only got my superbonus for this rotation. Good luck farming scales though.
ok that makes sense
Because plenty of people play in the pool without having the thread open and won't know what we're doing
>3 silver
>1 gold
WINNING
got 130evp so ONE MORE TIME b***hES
anyone from the pool or your friends list can join dumb dumb.
The password ensures they are in this thread seeing it is a suicide room.
GOLD is just that ez
>Marie breaking apart an idol group because she asked her underling to make some beats and not tell the others
Callie would never do that
>two revives
I'm the best
No she'd just lock them up in her basement. to forcibly star on her podcast. They only eat if she gets 2mil or more viewers/listeners.
Wonder why they waited so long to give us a detailed look at the new maps. We'll probably get the tweets about them on Monday and the season comes out Thursday night.
why can't we win
Cause I'm here
>connection unstable on the real round
its over
we'll suicide wave3
Why did Nintendo even split up the X rank divisions? I've played in JP since X was added because I wanted to improve, but everyone says that NA is unplayable because nobody is in it. Saw a tweet from Japanese player that went NA, says that 2450 is top 500 and that it takes hours to get matched. It seems like if you want to play X battles at all you have to join JP. They shouldn't have split the divisions.
This isnt talked about enough. X rank is dead even in the lower numbers. I gave up on even trying it, it’s a barren wasteland. Considering doing the japanese division next season, but yeah it’s bullshit.
You should definitely go JP next time. It'll be laggier for sure but you'll find matches at least. My experience hasn't been all that bad with lag but my circumstances are pretty ideal with gigabit internet and a wired connection.
That's probably it but I think their regular matchmaking system would have worked better for one unified X rank division. Just try to match players based on ping and then fill with JP players occasionally if a full NA lobby can't be found. That's how it works for stuff like turf and anarchy.
most likely connection stability in all truth. Also keep the shittier western tards self contained.
ggs Dr.
TWO (2) GOLD
very nice. ggs team
I was about to be mad that the rando got the snipewriter and didn't do shit with it.
>e-liters does 600 damage
>snipewriter is 180 per shot but severely better at fug balls
damn
>one (1) silver
GRIZZ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>8 kings
>typically only do 2
STAMPER SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That is all.
lucky bastard.
neat ty anon.
180 per shot? I thought it was 280 per shot. Sniperwriter is strong.
>2 gold for a 4 sec win
I'll take it after all those losses. GGs anons
Still looking to squad for some suicide scales. I can go 4 kings.
Password 9988
>try to join deens
>he leaves and I queue into solo turf
sorry man, were doing open anarchy
>Sorry, but player recruitment for this room has already ended.
remaking
MAKE ROOM b***h I WANT IN
i was wrong. It's 240 per shot.
Did they buff it?
you were probably just off center is my guess. hit boxes are finicky c**ts.
i could've sworn this killed more smallfry when the other anon did it
i'll be up later tonight for suiciding. my switch needs battery
You play this game handheld?
ye
>tfw both joycons are drifting
forced to get new ones for big run grind..
If you send it in to nintendo today they should send you some new ones before big run
>full lobby for Ranked
ALIVE GAME
FULL SQUIGGER RAPE.
RACE WAR 2.0.
FRY THEM ALL
>full knockout
nice
Does anyone know what japs think about western players joining their division? Kind of pathetic but I'm a little self-conscious being the only person in the lobby with an English name. I don't want to get blamed for losses or lag.
there are plenty of filthy gaijins that simply use japanese characters. people can easily look up how to write their usual name for example
Yeah I've considered doing that. I already kind of speak Japanese so getting a decent name wouldn't be a problem. I just don't really want to LARP as a jap if I can avoid it.
I've played a bit in the jap division, I know they aren't all amazing. I'm worried more about their perception of us. I don't want to under perform in a game or lag and get hated because of it because I'm the only western player. I'm autistic as frick and I'm too scared of people to play most games online. Might just change my name to japanese after all.
if you are that worried they'll know you aren't a nip tard just by how shit you play.
Give up and stay in turf or salmon.
I'm not that much of a shitter. I'm S+30 in anarchy and around 2000 - 2200 X power in every mode. I'm just extremely scared of people and don't want to do anything that could draw attention to myself. I change my name every month so that none of you recognize who I am.
You're squid
Leave the pool since you never play with us
Correct. I'd play with you guys more if you weren't all so scary. Last time I joined you guys for open my nerves got to me and I played like shit the whole time, it ruined my entire night. I've played salmon run with you guys a bunch in these last couple of weeks under my new name though. I at least do okayish at that mode.
>scary
I don't bite, Anon. Play SR with me
I bite.
Hard.
But still join me.
You pussy fricks. I don't mind shielding your asses, it's why I'm the Protective Monarch.
Also this, but don't expect these pansy asses to do clams.
>Protective Monarch
I swear I've seen this before. Is it a reference to something?
It's my banner title anon.
As for reference no...least not intentionally. I just got those two titles together from the gacha machine and it fits my mindset in these co-op games well, same for Mon Hun.
Ah ok. I just think I've seen at least two people with that same thing, but I might be mistaken
I'll play with you guys tomorrow probably if you there are any rooms. I still need to grind out a couple gold scales for the hat. I don't have a build with LDE in it so I need this hat day 1.
If you want to do ranked then I could probably join for that. I vastly prefer it over salmon run but it scares me a lot more. I think I'm a pretty good player generally but I completely stop thinking when I queue with people that can communicate with me because I'm worried I'll get called out if I don't do good enough. It's usually what stops me from joining and why I change my name so often.
That's a shame, I love clams.
brah you’re s+30 you’re probably better than any of us. If someone has a shot game its understood, it just happens. Yeah lets do some open and dont take it so seriously and we’ll do fine
Yeah sorry I'm just like severely autistic when it comes to this kind of stuff. I appreciate the encouragement. I'll try joining you guys next time I see a room up. Although not sure if anyone will know it's me since I changed my name a bit ago.
Clams is fun as hell when the team cooperates. My clams power fell kinda low recently because teammates never seem to know what to do. You'd be surprised how often I'll be at the enemy basket spamming this way and the team tries to swim across the map normally, dying in the process.
I wish I could stop being such a b***h, it would solve all my problems. I haven't left the house in like 7 years because of my fear of people. I know salmon is easier, that's why its been the one I've been joining for. I got to EVP 999 with some of you guys during the gold rotation, it was fun.
Clams is my highest X rank and for whatever reason I tend to do well in it despite not even playing all that much of it. Its a fun mode imo
Stop being such a b***h Squid.
Plus Salmon is far easier than PvP as the fish are brain dead and don't avoid your shots.
Just join people.
I hold no strong feelings on clams but having a team would be better than not for sure.
Pretty sure it's just me, unless some random is using it too.
Anon just play with us
The more you do it the more you’ll get over the anxiousness. I wanna do more ranked in the future, I know we have some good players here so we should play more and it will help us grow a bit
>Step on the gas!
>...
>HIT THE BREAAAAAAKSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *massive explosion.*
That's more like it you cum goblins.
I've seen absolute scum licking shitters.
People hype up the jap division way too much.
They are just as bad if not worse than Western players.
double rape.
We grow stronger
nobody says there are no shitters moron
the point is that even their shitters are better and good players are good to the point that western trannies are filtered every single tournament
And I've been in the jap division to seasons now.
No their shittiers are just as shit as ours. I've seen jap hydras and eliters fail to hold mid an entire match on hammerhead or mincemeat.
They are not any better
>muh """""""""""pro"""""""" trannies
i do not fricking care.
>lost the lead
yeah it’s over
>2 chargers
>1 bow
>1 bucket
they knew they lost
>A FRICKING PENCIL
tips for Ink Jet? feels like my hits only hit half the damn time now after the nerf.
Also great show I miss the DKC cartoon
We blitzed em that time, good synergy
>2nd suicidal gold
>double undercover
KEK
got really good use of Inkjet that match
FRICK
Once I again I am asking you for your support in TOTAL E-LITER GENOCIDE.
let's beat /ink/ in competitive salmon run
Tough fight
Japs plus a jacked eliter
So is there actually anything new for the new catalog or it is just a bunch of repeats and things already in the game? mostly asking about clothes and emotes.
new emotes
The first 50 levels is new clothes, everything after is repeats from the first catalog. Emotes and locker stuff is all new
Frick the rotation broke up the room
Anyone gonna remake or should I?
nah I'm off to octopath2.
Finally gonna finish up the last story path. Partitio.
Ack…sad way to end it but I need a break after that kek GGs
>dynamo
>TWO splattershots
>blob
Yes this is very balanced and fair.
Also splattershot REALLY needed buffs.
CLEARLY
homosexual ass Black person prostitute devs.
>going out on a loss streak
Well, good night guys. Sorry for not carrying hard enough.
A FRICKING DYNAMO.....
RAGE......
i got comm errord suicide squad
Same, I remade
On second thought, think I'll take a break. I'll be around later if there is another suicide room open. k
Well frick I can't go another 5 rounds now cause I'm at EVP 20 and was gonna go after this last king
Frye will win Splatfest. I will make it a reality
it's a bit of a shame, I think that Big Man would probably be the best leader but it's evident that Shiver is going to win because she's an option
I want the Frye badge, though
not sure if I took someone’s spot so i pulled out my bad
anyone with a half full king meter wanna join then?
Let's suicide once then play, 3/4 bars full
Good king kills everyone, gtg for now (EVP 0), glad the bars worked out
nice a 4th for suicide run
frick I jobbed it to the dolphin
alright, now anon this is very important so listen carefully and answer concisely
when you say you "jobbed it to the dolphin" what exactly do you mean?
There is a wrong answer here so if you need a minute to think, by all means, take one.
He obviously means
1.5tb of hardcore prehensile wiener flippity flooper porn
Obviously.
jobbing is when the squid totally beefs it
Cows aren't real
>forgetting sea cows are real
>plus sea pigs
lul
lmao
moron.
>forgetting mammals are extinct
moron yourself
Marinas landlord is a narwal you squidiot. Marina is moronic for renting and not mooching of Pearl though
Marina probably doesn't want to take advantage of Pearl
>Marina doesn't wanna take take advantage of Pearl
What is she gay?
b***h she might be
I would Frye
Oh, of course, i figured as much. he seemed rather upset with himself, so this makes a good bit of sense
ah, now, see that was the answer i was expecting.
It's also the wrong one.
>implying dolphin porn is ever wrong
Absolute fool.
forced spine.
shut up laphi
i love you laphi
laphi-ng at your W/L rate
Okay so i was by the basket by myself with the snipewriter
my brain turned off and i tried to paint its circle with tap shots instead of unloading the full charged clip into him midair. He didnt kill me but he flopped around and we missed quota kek
I used to play Splatoon 2 off of the game preview on OBS because I only had one monitor. I somehow managed to get to X rank despite the lag.
why doesn't killer wail paint the floor but stinger does
Is everyone ready for the HUGE announcement at Koshien?!
I am very ready for the design contest announcement. The coolest gear always comes from it and this time it won't be region exclusive.
How could anyone vote him as the leader after this? He's spineless.
HES THE ONLY VERTIBRATE HE HAS A SPINE BY DEFINITION
I knew someone was going to say that
I know what spineless means dummy
When does the new update come?
I want my gold dynamo
If you're in the States then it comes out on the the 31st between 5pm - 8pm depending on timezone.
need a break, now im back to 800 silvers
Inkredible…
i still want to pet this braindead moron
I want to force her to make music for multiplayer battles
thats like rape and stuff man not cool
I'd force her to feed her fish while I'm at it
thats fricked up im gonna have to tell on you
she’s the reason we keep losing though
He deserved it
They should make a map that takes place on a golf course in front of one of Pearl's mansions on her family's estate, or on the bulldozed remains of Camp Triggerfish since they own the property and it sucks ass.
The map is comprised of two hilly holes that meet in the center surrounded by a lake, with other smaller holes on the sides as alternate routes. Sand bunkers serve as uninkable surfaces and the cups at the end are in both teams' spawn where the objective goals are also placed.
The reveal also coincides with a new ranked mode where your team must push a giant, heavy color-changing melon (special rind bred specifically for turf wars) to the goal in the enemy spawn. You push the melon by shooting it, which also changes it to your color, and it will roll faster if the floor under it is also your color. When it has reached the goal and you win, the hatch opens and the melon is blended into chunks and juice of your team's ink color which rains down like confetti and paints the ground. If the melon falls off the map or no one shoots it rots and resets in the center.
>the bulldozed remains of Camp Triggerfish since they own the property and it sucks ass.
Proofs Pearl owns camp triggerfish?
But yes anon we all reads the dev notres on them wanting the billiard ball stages as a PvP mode.
I've been sick for a bit is it worth it to play the rotation now
This rotation is pretty fun, but definitely not free
its a really fun and good rotation yeah but idk how you’ll do with freelancer tards
Inkgen is on the pool right now. They can help you.
prepare for a sore hand
How are we three games into the series and only been given one skatepark map?
Because the curvy geometry causes slowdown on this weak hardware. Blackbelly skatepark was nicknamed lagbelly for a reason. Rendering those half pipes and curvy structures takes more resources. You may have noticed most of the levels in splat 3 are flat without too much curvy geometry. I think humpback pumptrack is probably the curviest one in the game so far
New console NOW. I want more creative level design again.
Thing is we could have had more “creative” level design even with the hardware restrictions but the devs are being stubborn about playing it very safe with tetris block shapes, no inkable walls, and little to zero flank routes in many of these levels. They could open them up but they dont want to.
I think its likely Splat 4 is already in development in its early stages. I think they’ll probably do a new AC after that, but getting splatoon as a launch title will be more profitable and require less resources.
I'm not sure how I feel about the simple designs we're being given. I've been playing a lot of Splatoon 1 since the servers went back up and sometimes I think the complexity leads to a worse experience. Think of stuff like camp triggerfish, moray towers, kelp dome. I'd say that even hammerhead bridge was a bit too complicated, although it is massively better than what we got in 3. I hope they can hit a good middle-ground in Splatoon 4.
I would rather they take a risk and do something bold with these new levels. We have so many of them that feels like carbon copies now and this extra safe philosophy (because they’re scared of putting out a broken shit level?) just goes against the nature of splatoon which is being FRESH and expressive which levels are not. Hopefully these new ones are a little bit more bold. Like Im glad the devs are conscious of the balance but its just a bit stale right now. If its to appease competitive players they dont seem extremely about it and I hear a lot of the complaints coming from them. They want more options and routes and walls, etc.
>Like Im glad the devs are conscious of the balance but its just a bit stale right now.
I'm not. Frick that shit.
They got tons of cool gimmicks and interactables just sitting in single player and do FRICK ALL with them. Even ink rails are rare.
They just just say 'frick comp we are doing what's fun'.
Now while I do see where you’re coming from, the reason I say them being conscious of the balance is a good thing is so far, nothing in this game is outright broken, and some of the most overpowered options have been nerfed a bit. Many things still need buffs, but not much is completely overtuned. The balance is in a nice place. While the levels are boring, there’s at least one good variation of each one between the ranked modes and nothing that is terribly broken. Compared to Splat 2, that’s good. The meta of that game is in an awful state but I think that’s less to do with the stage design and more to do with the specials, main power up and weapon kits and so on.
I do wish they would be more creative and return to their roots of doing fun and creative stuff. There is a balance there, but I dont want them to do another moronic thing like break the game balance with stupid decisions, so thats why Im glad they’re at least aware of that possibility and seemingly trying to prevent it, even if the execution is boring.
I do think their design philosophy is meant to support competitive players. They aren't succeeding obviously but I assume they're trying to keep things fair by playing it safe.
I do appreciate that to some extent. There were map/mode combinations in both Splatoon 1/2 that were so bad that I'd just turn the game off and wait for the next rotation. There is nothing in Splatoon 3 that makes me do that. It really wouldn't hurt to add stuff from the single player though. Like would having those dash pads that could fling you to a platform really hurt how competitively viable a stage is? There definitely could be a better balance between competitively viable and fun.
>no skatepark????
>blackbelly was a launch map for splat1
morons. all of you.
Please read my posts before replying
he said why is there only one, not none moron
I haven’t played much Jammin’ Salmon. What’s the consensus on it?
Very easy. I'd be surprised if many people in the pool are missing the gold badge after the gold rotation. It was so free.
Pretty good map. Not a lot of jank
like i just want to get my superbonuses in salmon run and chill in the morning but i've been getting these people who spam this way the entire match and walk around more often lately. yeah sure bro let me lure this stinger that's gonna super laser piss all over the team.
i don't mind people wanting to lure but like this fl was CONSTANTLY spamming to the point where i got overwhelmed and almost broke into tears. having king that match only made it worse, this rotation looks insanely fun but it kinda ruined it for me
i feel like putz reporting people more but also why are you being an butthole in the pve mode? where the enemies are basically mass produced bots? i would give less of a frick if anyone ragequits in pvp or smth
>i don't mind people wanting to lure but like this fl was CONSTANTLY spamming to the point where i got overwhelmed and almost broke into tears.
woman moment
Just don’t play like an idiot and you won’t have people needing to spam This Way and making you weep
i swear i've seen this same post earlier today
were you browsing r/splatoon?
why would someone post the same shit here?
Lol this was my suspicion but after a quick search yep
https://old.reddit.com/r/Saltoon/comments/161oq4s/whats_with_the_this_way_spammers_lately/
To get (you)s and/or laugh at plebbitors
https://www.youtube.com/live/8tFvOjdQ1s4?si=QF1I1XNLSMbr831j
Koshien going, will we get an announcement? Probably not but if you want to watch the adult teams sweat it out in turf that bracket is starting now
I didn't know adults were allowed to participate in this. I always thought it was for elementary and high school kids. I never cared about it because of that.
Yeah and some of the teams are actually pretty meta, Japs take turf wars way more seriously than the west kek, they’re sweating thei
I'd play the meta too. A competition is a competition.
You’ll start to see that reeflux is on practically every team. Tacticooler is of course useful here too, but its funny how the flux is genuinely top tier in turf wars.
Good to know. I'll give it a try for Shiver next time.
I thought Nogami himself said something would get announced related to the 1 year anniversary?
I dont know if it was a rumor or not but it can be something very minor if anything so best not to expect much
I don't know what to make of the twitter account that posts that news. He never actually writes an article or anything like a source. It's just the title and the webpage is discussion from random internet people about the topic. I wouldn't put any faith in the rumor.
Some of these plays confuse me. This dude pressed this way before super jumping. Usually it's booyah because it lets you jump to spawn instantly. Do japs memorize which direction their backline player is or something? Maybe I should start doing that.
Yeah their tacticooler jumps are crazy and I tried practicing it recently and it just got me killed kek. They definitely remember whos who (or are just jumping at random and likely have stealth jump equipped). When tacticoolered up you can super jump so fast that you can get away with some risky shit. And even if you die youre right back in the game with ALL of your special meter preserved
Yeah that's really impressive. They did it a lot in that last game. Guess tacticooler jumps are fast enough to disengage a fight and allow you to come back to it in a better position while still under the tacticooler effects. That's a good way of extending the usefulness of that special. I should really start doing that.
Same, gotta be more mindful it but its what everyone at the top are doing nowadays. But when japs started doing it in western tourneys western players were baffled. Ive only recently seen them start to figure out tacticooler jumps, we’re way behind as usual
Anyone wanna jump in the water 5 times and shoot a flying snake?
i am once again asking
Sure
i guess i'll make a lobby and hope for the best
Lots of people playing tonight, it seems. Good on ya.
Whoever's in charge of the spectator camera must be working just as hard as the players. goddamn i can't keep up with this
lel thats what i was thinking, i never watch these streams live
Is it worth running a sub of sub defense? I heard one sub can make you survive stuff like three fizzy indirects. I'm running comeback, haunt, and stealth jump as main abilities so most of my subs are filled with QR. I have quick super jump, ink resistance, and intensify action on my utility gear that I could trade out but I'm not sure which is better.
one sub of bomb defense is considered really good bang for your buck but its personal preference. Id recommend it with how much bomb spam there is everywhere
I saw that one sub takes an entire second off of angle shooter tracking too. That's really nice. I guess I could replace a sub of QR but I was hoping to just have one piece of gear that I could wear for all my sets instead of having to build one of those subs into everything
you basically always want 1 sub of ink res (damage comes out at like frame 10 instead of frame 0), 1 of quick super jump since it cuts off like half a second, and 1 of bomb defense to prevent most chip damage combos i.e. 1 vslosher hit + chip from its splat bomb no longer kills. 1 sub of special saver saves you about 9-10% (forget exact value) so thats also worth considering
Damn would be like half of my subs filled with generic stuff I'd want on every weapon. That really doesn't leave a lot of room for specialized builds. Would a QR build with 4 or 5 subs even be a QR build anymore.
Thats part of the reason bomb defense is left off a lot of builds. Special saver and ink res and quick super jump not so much, so thats why say the bomb res sub is personal preference. If you really want more quick respawn you can ditch the haunt and make it your main shirt ability
I'm surprised that bomb defense would be left off instead of special saver honestly, especially in tacticooler meta. Special saver would probably be really useful for me while running a QR build though. I guess I probably could drop haunt in favor of a main of QR. It isn't required for any stats, it just makes me play better but I could probably do the same without it if I pay enough attention.
The special saver amount is just huge and you dont always have tacticooler ready. Specials are everything in this game so it makes sense. You can survive without bomb defense, but you will wind up dying untacticoolered throughout the match. The gains from one sub of it are too significant to pass up, same for ink resistance which is much more in demand than bomb res. QSJ is self explanatory as well, so bomb res gets the stiff, but I try to run it when I can. Not many sub spots to spare with most builds unfortunately
I guess that's fair, the meta is centered around specials like inkjet and tacticooler. I'm going to have to rethink my builds. Is intensify action any good? It lowers the jump RNG of shooters like splattershot by a pretty decent amount but I'm not sure if it's worth using another sub for that kind of thing.
Ultimate turf war team according to japs
1. Reeflux - mandatory on every team. Paint demon and missile farmers, mostly plays support.
2. Tacticooler - this depends but its generally Nzap or Trislosh nouveau, sometimes pencil as it can turf well and be the backliner option, or dapples as it has beacons which can be useful. New splatling will likely fill this niche since it has tacticooler.
3. and 4. are very variable it seems, but generally one is something like a splash as crab is still strong of course, splattershots, and even the custom dualie squelcher seems popular with beacon and super chumps as a painting option. The other role varies but seems to be another shooter or something that sharks around like vanilla roller, carbon deco, splatana, and even inkbrush.
Now some teams have a backliner and run charger, ballpoint, or squelcher as well.
Why do they yell "play ball" when the match starts? There's no ball.
Because koshien has a baseball theming to it, japs love baseball idk but the squids all have custom baseball jerseys
anon, you are the ball.
The guy controlling the spectator camera moves around too fast. I wanted to see if the tri slosher managed to super jump out safely. I think his tacticooler ran out right when he started. He waited way too long, he was not in a good position.
I thought that last match was the final one. My Japanese isn't great but I'm pretty sure I heard that.
This tournament is making me want to pick up Reeflux. Is it any good outside of turf war?
takoyaki
suicide lobby up. can go for 6 kings i think.
pw is 7243 (rage)
3/4
can play, resend the invite
It just filled, but we should have a slot after 2 kings and another soon after that
Gotcha,
i can join in for a bit once someones done
What’s a suicide lobby
You suicide until everyone is at a full king meter in order to farm scales easier.
Oh you don’t have to win for the meter to go up? Never knew that
Why does this guy use dualie squelchers? I thought those was supposed to be the worst dualies.
I suppose he can't accept the Dual Squelcher's been replaced by the Nova.
I thought nova just spammed ink jet. How does its playstyle overlap with squelchers?
Its the best super chump option for turf (until the update) and has beacons which are useful for teams
Oh yeah chump and beacons is a very good support kit. I guess they're usually considered the worst dualies because they aren't aggressive like all the others? High TTK and supportive kit makes it play very differently.
I think they have a little bit of a niche here in turf where it’s less objective focused. They’re not the strongest but they can fight as skirmirshers and those chumps are good in turf wars, just not on many weapons at the moment. It has more range than Nzap 89, and rolls allow it to fight a little better + beacons > autobombs generally as far as utility so it beats out the other main super chump option. Dualies in general seem to struggle in the real meta mostly due to bad kits or just being outclassed by the splattershot/splash
I think dualies in general are pretty strong. Most comp players seem to think vanilla dualies and tetras are high tiers. They definitely need stronger kits but I think they're more than viable in this game.
Also, I think chump is an underrated special. Their use as a shield could help a lot in fights. I actually think giving them to dynamo will be cool because they would give it enough time to wind up a swing before being splatted because everything is faster than it. Dynamo will never be meta again but I'm interested to see how it does.
Dualies are strong but yeah just mostly outclassed due to kits that are just done better by other weapons. Dapple dualies have really bad range and their specials dont help out for that. Tetras stuck with reefslider and zipcaster + sprinkler. Vanilla splat dualies sticky bomb outclassed by splash’s burst bomb, but you see it used sometimes anyway. Dualie squelchers are pretty mid, glooga mostly forgotten but also kid, but if you look at custom squelch for what it is its kit is not awful. Vanilla dualie squelchers has a solid kit too but wavebreaker is not considered super strong. Splat bombs are great though. Idk about Dynamo, Ive heard lots of chatter around whether this new kit will be better but apparently vanilla kit might edge it out. Hopefully chumps get some more buffs as it has potential
>drizzle season is less than 4 days away
I'm so ready
>Big Run is only 5 days away
I’m more ready than you are
>tfw still a neet
am so fricking ready for that weekend and suicide runs last hours
>double scale suicide run in the final two hours
Finna boutta be kino
>MFW I only get silver because gold is so bullshit high.
Unfortunately i’m waging on that first night so i’ll miss out on the first night. Got the next day free though so won’t miss it entirely, and can least play the first hour with everyone. None of you Gankeraggots get any gold-winning high egg counts without me
>None of you Gankeraggots get any gold-winning high egg counts without me
I got gold on my own in the very first big run homosexual
As did I, I just wanna succeed with you gays. In spite of beings gays, I enjoy fishing with the lot of you
same, I was only disagreeing with that one line
I did homosexual
what
>None of you Gankeraggots get any gold-winning high egg counts without me
I don't think it'll matter. I'm not even one of the salmon run regulars and I managed to get gold on undertow effortlessly. The egg count for gold was so low for some reason.
Don't worry, I joined /ink/'s pool to get my gold quota.
I apologize for nothing.
Genuinely pathetic
I got my gold with randos on multiple occassions
Inkgen and poolsclosed share the same pool of players.
Yeah, and if you need to dick ride players in either pool you didnt win that gold.
There's a pool because there are people who want to play with other people on this website. We understand that you just want to be a solo player and have no interest in playing with us.
>xe played with the pool
by no stretch of the imagination did did you win that fricking gold
Why do you continuously take this bait? Any post that is like "you didn't earn the win" because of the pool or your weapon choice is just trying to get a rise out of people and it's working.
I will soon be a NEET as well and then I can really grind the frick out of these events. Working on getting NEETbux. This shit takes forever.
>wasn't keeping track of coho meter
>wait to see if anyone jumps first
>everyone's standing on the grate but
>no one's jumping
>”Oh boy, we killed that boss salmonid so quickly, I can’t wait to see what our reward is!”
>
>actually got 13 bronze
how did you know
do they show anything besides turf war? as much as i like splat, i don't really care about this. i'm sure a lot of kids dragged their parents to see this too.
Koshien is just a turf war tournament
Japanese love this shit and they’re not worse players for it.
NTA but I have no idea why they love watching turf war so much. I don't think turf makes for a very good spectator mode. Basically everything before the last minute or so is pointless. Ranked modes have a lot more tension. Flipping a zone just once could give enough of a penalty to give the losing team a chance. I have no idea why Nintendo includes turf war in tournaments.
I think its fine to have a turf war specific tournament. Most actual tournaments are just focused on ranked mode after all. Nintendo’s tournaments themselves have weird rigid ruleset and way of doing things so they’re not really taken all that seriously.
That's like when Nintendo decided that all official Smash tournaments would have items on. I'm not sure if they still do that but that was insane. I can see why official tournaments aren't taken seriously. I do wish they actually put more effort into the competitive scene for their games though.
even if they like TW so much it's so weird to have no variety
>turf war only
>stage is decided by random card drawing
Nintendo really doesn't know how to run tournaments
>stage is decided by random card drawing
lmao no way, that's hilarious
Nintendo tournaments really are a joy to watch for all the wrong reasons.
bronze scale farming lobby is back up at 3/4
4/4
what was the lowest evp?
oh, we weren't 5/5?
I think we should have a slot after 1 king but idk i lose track of points all the time
I like these takoyaki guys. They all wear the same headgear and bring those octo plushies with them. They're instantly memorable.
You silly b***hes.
I fricking hate octos
Well now you're just a b***h.
Get that disgusting creature out of my sight. It should have stayed underground.
She's free, anon. I freed her and there's no going back. The world is her oyster, though I'm not sure what that phrase means given the context of sentient sealife on Earth now.
Y’know, I use to like octo’s. But after all your post I now like them an unreasonable amount by my standards
Then I've done my job. My sole purpose in these threads has been spreading the joy and love of octolings as much as I can. That, and play the game. But also spreading octo love.
Veemo cute but woomy better
I respectfully disagree, sir.
No u
Yes, me!
So sue me, I was doing shit. Didn't get actually free till like half an hour ago.
I genuinely don't like octos even a little bit. I hate that they're playable now.
The squids are very cute though. I like how they're canonically a little dumb, it's very endearing.
I may not be able to make her go back I can make her get into the blender.
The finals are starting now. If they announce something it's going to be after this. I don't expect anything but its been fun enough to watch anyways.
Welp the tourney is almost over. Nogami san should be coming any moment right guys??
surely
I would expect them to do an announcement at Nintendo Live right before the anniversary more than here. Realistically I expect any information to be in a direct though.
isn't the source for the announcement rumor a bunch of jap anon posts or some shit lmao
if we're really giving taking random anons as credible then side order definitely would've come out about 7 times already
Yeah I mentioned that earlier in the thread. That "news" account is literally pointless. He doesn't post anything of value, it's just internet chatter. It would be like if I compiled posts from here and presented it as news or a rumor.
>hide and sleek
nice gif but one of their worst songs
Citation needed
im new to these live streams, do they usually announce something cool at the end of em
No. They do these tournaments all the time. It's just a tournament.
Why did the purple team's stamper jump off the stage
feel like he tried to juke em out and save himself with zipcaster
Damn they didn't even take a game
I'm too sleepy to continue. Thanks for hosting.
suicide lobby is back up at 3/4
7243
i can do one more king
Was hoping do some shifts with you gays tonight but it's dead. Frick it, I'm going play castlevania.
Which one
Aria of sorrow
Very good choice, that's one of my favorites.
I finished HoD and SotN earlier so this was my next game.
nvm youre not gay
I preferred Dawn of Sorrow. The artstyle was way better
The GBA Castlevania art is pure soul though
if its not bloodlines youre gay
>suicide lobbies taking over and dividing the pool
ggs everyone. fast fugs everytime.
Wait the tournament's over? That was all for nothing?
We all knew nothing would be here
IT’S OVER
lemme in
You fellers get any golds tonight?
not in the suicide lobby but got 3 earlier
1 boss 1 gold
1 shot, 1 kill.
Fair enough, it is pretty damn late. Guess I'll just do a freelance for my daily win.
If you Black folk do decide to fish let me know. I just want to do one more boss before rotation ends.
My fingers are tapped out
I cant remember, only silvers for me I think.
If you really want to that bad, I can fire up the switch and we'll have minimum 2/4.
Rolling in the dough.
Unfortunate.
Nah. I just realized that it was 2:30 am. I guess I'll fish tomorrow.
Weak-ass. You don’t deserve the fruits of fishing labor
b***h I've been fishing almost all day, but you wouldn't know since you gays weren't on.
They were on, they were all suicide farming though
>just looked at the pool
Holy shit, dude. That was the result of suicide farming bosses, right?
What did you see?
>wave 1 went alright
>wave 2 was glowflies
>fricking morons keep going to the right in a lame attempt at strategy
>forced to use both wave breakers and kiting the horde like a madman to win
>they still beef it on wave 3
I had 10 goddamn revives this game.
The last person I'd ever expect at profresh. Base profresh, not even +3.
I see that.
Goddamn, man. I just checked, I got 458.
You do it to yourself. Should know by now to never bother with rando’s
>another wave 3 wipe
Christ.
I just want my one win. That's all.
If you want I can jump in and help
Nah, I'll deal with it. It's not like I can lose 10 games in a row, right?
No I'm joining you
>finally get a damn good group
>motherfricking 140 eggs
>we delete the fug
Okay, that worked out alright. Only 1 silver, but what can you do.
No need, brah. Sorry to waste your time.
It's fine
mad lad kept going
It was worth it since I now have 1,186 king kills
>tfw 658
82
think ive gotten like 50 silvers this rotation, and 6 golds
>gold king badge farming lobbies will be a thing soon
>demote all the way to apprentice and don't give a frick about scales
>splat 3 thread
>Only 500 posts
It's over
Join the /vg/ pool if you want to play PVP.
What?
>page 10
It's so over
Man they really only did three things for that journey shit on the app and did nothing else with it. Fricking lazy.
This thread is destined for Davy Jones' shoe cubby, so good night to anyone still playing. Hope to get in some good spawning games tomorrow, seems like a decent loadout. I'm gonna keep thinking on a picture idea for veemo.