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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    AHHHHHHH

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember to turn in your conch shells and scrub your shirts before the end.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can cash in your conches during the waiting period after the Splatfest ends, but you do need to deal with your Splatfest Tee before the Splatfest ends.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oops
        At least I got a fun final match

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    To whomever team this concernes

    Now give em hell, squiddos

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Set 2 of grand finals
    >https://www.twitch.tv/iplsplatoon
    Game 3 of set one was WILD

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any Shiver rooms open preferably for TW?

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    7 And marie wins

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOW THE FRICK DO I GET THE DEEP CUT BADGES?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Participate in three x10 matches for normal
      Win ten x10 for gold

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welp…I’m never getting gold

      But at least I got the normal Shiver one

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was supposed to be a response to

        Participate in three x10 matches for normal
        Win ten x10 for gold

        Oops

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure they're in the game forever now not just for this Splatfesr so you'll get them eventually

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how we feeling, bigmanbros? i know we're not going to win but i think we have a chance at taking pro

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, you're probably going to win.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just trying to get my last couple x10s so I can get my gold Big Man

      I'd like to win but Shiver's simp are way too dedicated

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You will never get those badges

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am now 60 battles into the negatives in open and around 10 in pro
      It wasn't my fault every 10x ends with some last second frickery

      Any Shiver rooms open preferably for TW?

      >Any Shiver rooms open preferably f-ACK!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got carried through the 2 100x and 3 10x I got, I'm quite satisfied. Hope we take at least 1 category.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      > i think we have a chance at taking pro
      Yeah uhhh sorry about that big man but I lost like two or three 10x yesterday in pro and only won one today.
      I continue to do well in open and tricolor and mediocre in pro as I do every splatfest

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only one three 10x battle
      >lost every other encounter
      >get ass kicked by frye gays all night long
      >people in the pool rolling gold banners
      >get mainly nothing but tickets and titles
      >best roll was an emote

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >get mainly nothing but tickets and titles
        >best roll was an emote
        you do know gacha is rigged and not random?
        enjoy never getting a gold banner because it's 3k rolls away and neither rolling for years or spending 90 million is a feasible solution

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're me, but I'm team Shiver.

        Who has the best shitters? That will decide this splatfest.

        My win rate is 30%

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how are you gays getting 333x battles

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh right, you can't see your clothing EXP from the equipment menu you have to fricking back out and goto the status tab on the main menu. why is this not fixed yet

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you get the Deep Cut banners?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be European

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im NA

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Check the news on your switch then

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Euros also got them, I just got them so thanks for the heads up because I would have missed them

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll put the tricolor room back up after rotation in a minute

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the most fun I’ve ever had doing tricolor

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY FRICKING SHIT I JUST WON A X333 MATCH. WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK. AND I WAS TOP SCORER. WHAT WHAT WHAT.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      shiver won.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re doing great, proud of ya

        I kind of want to stop now in case I get another one and frick it up, but I at least want the Deep Cut badges first.

        >HOLY FRICKING SHIT I JUST WON A X333 MATCH. WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK. AND I WAS TOP SCORER. WHAT WHAT WHAT.

        For Whom?

        Shiver, of course.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice. Sadly lost the one I got to a stacked jap team, but i’ll take your win as making up for my loss

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >thought we were screwed
            >I managed to pull off a final push and splat 3 of them into their home bose
            >clutch win
            >fist bump
            Perhaps I should be bolder than I currently am, but my aim is so crap that it's hard to justify. But damn, that was nice.

            >Shiver, of course.

            GOOD JOB SOLDIER!

            Doing the best I can. Doesn't feel like much, but it got me something.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Shiver, of course.

          GOOD JOB SOLDIER!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re doing great, proud of ya

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HOLY FRICKING SHIT I JUST WON A X333 MATCH. WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK. AND I WAS TOP SCORER. WHAT WHAT WHAT.

      For Whom?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ur just a loser homosexual

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one or more player disconnected

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lost every multiplier match I've been in
    It really is Shover

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey moonrunes give me like 5 the neighborhood stray dog I like that hasn’t been around for awhile has come back I gotta go say hey

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I put the room up after rotation changed and someone else joined, sorry. GGs though. I'll keep on getting these wins for Shiver. Still going strong.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah ggs I had a lot of fun

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually never mind, he left after a single game. Guess he thought it was open or something. I can open another room if you want to play the rest of the rotation.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes please

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's up

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's enough Tricolor for me. Fryemates, let's pubstomp for some last minute x10s.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna open a tricolor room for big man

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what an awful final rotation
    tricolor it is then

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think im done playing this game honorably. just lost a 333x (shiver)
    map was brinewater. i only wanted to play ink academy though. enemy loadout was much better and i had a feeling we would lose. But figured i dont want to be a disconecting butthole. Never again. Frick Nintendo. And I usually report disconnectors.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >map was brinewater.
      Bro they're ALL bad maps, you can't just use that as an excuse

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shitter filtered by brinewater

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats not true. Brinewater and mincemeat are the worst by far. All the old maps are decent. They had 1 hydra and sniper. Nzap, and Octoshoot. We had 2 sploosh btw. (one of which was me). Funny enough, we had most kills. The other 2 guys had 1.

        My strategy tends to be to collect shells, then wait for a good map rotation to go for the 100x. I usually rotate between Open and Pro for that. Im not gonna report a disconnector ever again. This sucks.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel a lot better about the splatfest today than I did yesterday

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Namedrop your favorite Tricolor partner NOW

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      gay.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re such a homosexual

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      my favourite tricolor partner is splattershot jr everything else out there is a hindrance

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turf Open room is up now for Shiver

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll join if you have room

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just joined someone else's room

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm done. I'm tired. Hope you all have fun.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6-0

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    hed fake discordgays why didn't you take octotroony to team frye where it belongs? It would feel alone without you

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop trying to create drama, you are worse than the people you are criticizing. this is "discordgay" behavior btw.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, octosharter must take his homosexualry elsewhere.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're being an even bigger homosexual and you don't even realize it. What a shame

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >y-you gay
            'Kay

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      most sane Ganker Splatoon player

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You realize that Shiver is an octoling, right?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boy howdy do I

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      are these "discordgays" in the room with you right now?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        no they are in their own room using the thread as discord
        frick off

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Since when are we not allowed to communicate with each other in-between games

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            since making the thread your personal discord, nobody cares about your blog, frick off

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tell that to John every night. You gays seem to love him still.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you forget people thought Shiver had a dick? Or Big Man pitch and received it too? GodDAMN you're fricking moronic and have forgotten to take your meds.

      Do morons keep forgetting that those three share the same goal and also equally stupid at the same time? They're like The Three Stooges in terms of incompetence

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLD THE LINE, SHIVERGODS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes master
      *unleashes my crazy splatana barrage I’ve been training in secret for 25 years*

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will do. I've been winning like all of my tricolor games.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >camping them for 90% of the match
    >they got some lucky kills on us
    >the rest of my team proceed to keep jumping to each other and dying in succession
    >enemy takes the win
    Oh my god you fricking morons.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >big man had two ballpoints
    That was annoying

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the second I swap to a charger my team is 4 backliners and 1 of them basically becomes my shadow and follows me to every spot I wanna snipe from

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lowest score on my team
    >but still had most kills and all the gold medals
    >both splatter golds and enemy base taker
    Sure, why not.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Finally got Shiver Ruler +6

    Bros, I CAN TASTE VICTORY

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You may kiss the bride

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet she can’t cook, but it would still be better than anything frye or big man could prepare

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is why people dislike Shivergays.

          You can't just say something positive about your waifu unless you also bring down the others

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even if you think Frye is ugly you can't say a indian that eats as much as she does dosen't know how to cook.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’ll have a nice steak please

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that eats as much as she does
            we are not in 15th century you don't need to know cooking to eat
            >dosen't know how to cook.
            go check some archives for indian """cooking""""" webms holy shit those wienerroaches need a good extermination

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Relax anon it's only a video game discussion image board.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever Frye would make would taste amazing but give you Type Two Diabetes with one bite
          Then again, there's hardly anything in Splatoon that looks good for a healthy diet.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think shiver wins tricolor

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    splatfests suck why do you still play them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://gifsound.com/?webm=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2F4kfxwm&v=ioMyjhJESlk

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They give me sea snails and I like the shitflinging

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      life sucks why do you live?

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP JUMPING TO ME WHEN I'M GETTING SHOT AT BY 3 DIFFERENT PEOPLE, YOU moronS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There really needs to be a don't jump emote.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        My game are going surprisingly good, winning a lot now. But damn, only got like an hour to make it to Queen and only at 660.

        They need to just let you customize the fricking thing already. Only 2 words is bullshit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day blogging shivertroon

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’ll make it, just stay on the grind set
          Do it for her

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >keeps taking like 2 minutes to get into a match
            >salty c**ts keep disconnecting after only like 15 seconds
            And it's been mostly Frye homosexuals, too. Not that there aren't some on Shiver, but holy christ.

            At this rate it's not gonna fricking happen. I've only gone up to 650 because of Nintendo's bullshit and there's less than an hour left.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry for doing shit when we teamed up.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Shiver mirror match
                First one I got just doing Pro. Was kind of nice to get the blood red color.

                I'd still rather have you than randos.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll be on for the last hour if you want to team up

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro this is the last hour

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >your team is too afraid to push
                >make a one-man stand and die wiping them out
                >teammates nut up and we spend the rest of the match spawn camping
                Feels good to be the one doing it, for once.

                Might as well. I've been doing mostly Pro this whole time in hopes of getting x10 battles for the badges. But I've only gotten it twice. Least I won a x333.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay let me finish this

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alright, I'ma come back into lobby. Wanted to take a video of my veemo dancing on the concert stage before it was too late

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Turf?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever you want, it doesn't matter. I'm not gonna get those 7 x10 matches I need for badge. I just wanna get to Queen before it's too late. Though it probably is too late.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Join

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I've only gone up to 650 because of Nintendo's bullshit
              you're up to 650 because you're a moronic troony who can't play like 3-4 hours in 2 days
              no nobody is interested in your random cope excuses getting ruler in few hours is trivial

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >spoiler
            I will.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The community more or less agreed the ouch one is just that. What kills me is when pieces of shit do that when I have 3 perfectly good beakons put up

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was a good shit
    Ok big man tricolor room open

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    came back from work so i made a shiver room

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can NOT compete

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      just won one as well, how do you get the chance to take pictures with your idol?
      winning a x333?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you go here in Splatsville and scroll left to the "100x BATTLE WINNER!" screen to board a float.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          no no, I know this
          but with this you only get to sit on front while they dance, the previous thread had this stuff
          is this x333 only?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only on the first night. After half-time, you're out of luck.
            Though honestly, I like the combined stage better. Gives me more room to focus on myself and my Oshi

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            no. during previous splatfests I've gotten your pic related. I'm not sure why it's not there now.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can only get that shot while the three fish floats are separate, meaning before the halftime report.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For the love of FRICK stop fricking shotblocking your backliners if you arent 100% sure you can close out the kill. FRICKING HELL. FRICK YOU FRICKINNG Black person

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah gonna need a break after this absolute carry. step it up shiver sisters

      >For the love of FRICK stop fricking shotblocking your backliners if you arent 100% sure you can close out the kill. FRICKING HELL. FRICK YOU FRICKINNG Black person
      Me talking to the inflatable cover after not taking my meds all day

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder gays eternally hate shiver due to her not being a troony when she was revealed

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    OPEN A FRICKIONG SHIVER ROOM FRICK YOU

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason to care about this Splatfest is all the porn and fetish art that'll come out of the result

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I definitely peaked with that match shiver team

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can win normal matches all day long, but lose most 10x battles.

    Don't tell me this shit isn't rigged.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup, that was me.

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your guys salt and schizophrenia is cheering me up, thanks

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >report player’s name
      >gets banned

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whoever it is, with that name they can 100% get reported

      Do it if possible!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would I report him if I share the sentiment

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shiver Ruler +8
    >Gold badges obtained
    >Up ~130 matches in Open
    >Up ~30 matches in Pro
    >Bamboozled a 100x with 0 deaths
    >Now killing tricolor

    Shiver, I’m doing it!

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lost a x333 and x100
    This shit is fricking hopeless, I give up.
    Please win in our stead, based Frye gays.

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda wonder how things played out in the grand scheme of player distribution
    >Shiver's team gets a lot of morons under the assumption it's an easy win through sheer human wave tactics/clout gain, which is admittedly a valid strategy given how much she gets the popular option in splatfest choices, e.g. Gear, Vanilla, etc. and the 3-way split often has the second place team being hurt more by a much weaker third team
    >people correctly recognize Frye's team has had the best players the last few splatfests and join up under the assumption of easy matchups with weaker players on opposing teams
    >Big Man team avoids the usual shivergay problem but also gets a lot of people pre-empting the assumption that Frye's team is going to get a lot of bad players trying to get easy wins, giving him a pseudo-Frye effect in terms of player skill

    It'd be nice if they were more candid with after-splatfest data. Going off experience I wouldn't be surprised if Big Man's team took pro mode like Frye did last fest.

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shivergays in twitter are going mental and crying because of being bullied
    >fryegays are doing the bullying but also crying
    >bigmangays are just crying
    why nintendo

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh twitter

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i want to smell frye

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      will you feel good fryes 2nd win was out of pity?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        first win was out of pity too and fryetards felt pretty well

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much asspain will the eventual ban waves cause

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Big Man like to lose? All they had to do was attack the fricking defenders

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get a couple of wins with an ok team
    >get matched against another 3-streak team
    >we're probably gonna lose but whatever
    >TIMES 10 BATTLE
    >LOSE

    YOU DID THAT ON FRICKING PURPOSE GAME. FRICK OFF

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did they win that

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    shiver is going to win and people are going to act like this is some surprising outcome when everyone with a brain could see it coming from a mile away

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah they’re gonna give frye the pity win

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one is going to be surprised, most are just going to be done with the game.

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big Man tricolor 1/2

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/werewolfjock/status/1700682122032455887?t=wQhxVhfriUcIotaJFPJFJQ&s=19
    imagine crying and shitting your pants because of this

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    shiverfriends doko

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now THAT, was a good come from behind.

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dude dies once
    >disconnects immediately
    HOW DARE YOU FIGHT FOR SHIVER, YOU QUEER

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >someone joins tricolor room
    >then leaves
    very funny

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      namedrop b***h

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wins by .1

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine getting camped out at your own home base, ggz shivergays. you big guygays are actually pretty alright

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Moonrunes I gotta eat. Gg. If you’re still playing and need a partner when I’m done I’d be happy to join. Have fun!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      GGs. There's only an hour left in the fest so I'll try and get another lobby going.

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >best k/d, most popular target, top of the team in turfing
    >with big swig, and we still lost
    its so over for team shiver with or without the poor sportmanship of the other 2 teams kek

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your one match isn’t indicative of anything

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >entire team literally could not stop dying
    >I'm only on to by default
    You worthless homies.

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Might as well try for pros and see what happens, ive lost alot of tricolor battles this splatfest.

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you guys ready for Shiver to win everything besides conch?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no way shiver is winning pro
      popularity, open and tricolor is the absolute maximum if it will even happen

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bread turned out really good
    I have some pics ready for when the time comes
    Win or lose, we'll have bread

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You best brought enough for the whole poor, mister.

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >both signals secured for shiver
    >BIG MAN gayS ACTUALLY COOPERATING
    holy kek, that match was fricking kino

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your terminology already gives away you are a Shiver incel

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >named Big Man
    >Frye towers over him as a middle schooler

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He ate his phytoplankton to grow big n strong.

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Almost Ruler +10 and I finally got the fricking badges. Screw this RNG.

    I can finally go tricolor with one of you.

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow, hammerhead tricolor kind of blows

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not as bad as mincemeat but yeah it's terrible

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    we don't have time for these fricking mirror matches
    get in tricolor frye and bigman

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trust the plan team Big man

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This would be the most amicable result, but it probably won't happen.

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    REMEMBER TO SPEND YOUR CONCH SHELLS
    I DON'T REMEMBER IF THEY GO AWAY WHEN SPLATFEST ENDS OR TWO HOURS LATER WHEN THE RESULTS HAPPEN BUT DON'T FORGET

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They go away after 2 hours, and you stop earning them post-splatfest

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wondering why it feels like my team isn't doing anything
    >Look at the map
    >Every pixel of the base has been inked

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tricolor Big Man 1/2
    Cmon!

  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, what happens if she continues the streak?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      We finish what we started in Kyushu.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely nothing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      CHAOS REIGNS

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        chaos lost

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      frye will get another pity splatfest where they make one that is 100% the best choice and shiver's is so bad that it fricking hurts to even pick her

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely nothing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      total trannoid death

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are the trannies, NB homosexual

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >implying
          they rejected us, homosexual

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nothing outside of the ordinary just a slight increase in cope/seeth posting

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shivergays will spend the next 2-3 threads gloating and being sore winners due to their victim complex because they are same kind of gays they claim to be better than on Twitter

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will gloat. I'm shiver's strongest swordsman. I've contributed several 100x wins and tons of tricolor clout

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gloating and being sore winners

        The Burthurt begins…Glorious!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      twitter meltdown
      so nothing relevant
      i'm more interested to see if these results will impact the game or DLC in some way though

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i'm more interested to see if these results will impact the game or DLC in some way though
        the result will disappoint I'm sure

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think she will. Shivergays are incompetent babies this time around. Feels like the best players migrated to Big Man because they didn't want either Shiver or Frye to win.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i've seen several shiver players purposefully throw the turf and tricolor results by refusing to participate, and it makes me so pissed off i have to actually touch grass for a bit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then all is right in the world. It'd unironically be rigged if she loses at this point after the Frye/BigMan cahoots.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want her to deep throat my wiener and put that tongue in my ass at the same time going under the ball sack

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prochara and Squid School celebrate.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who?

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Only at 640/999
    I'm not going to make it...

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOD I JUST LOVE HITTING THE "suck dick" BUTTON AND THROWING EVERY FRICKING GAME I PLAY
    JESUS CHRIST ITS LIKE I FORGOT HOW TO PLAY THE GAME IN 1 DAY

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love bullying shiver in tricolor and leaving frye alone

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ggs on shiver tricolor, got some juicy last minute wins in there

  85. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    be back home in half an hour, how much of the splatfest is left?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it'll be over by then

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      half an hour

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      exactly half an hour

  86. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t I try the bamboozler sooner? This thing is great

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      hahaha funny joke anon

  87. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play about an hour and a half of Tricolor
    >every single time I'm paired with Frye for attacking they spend half the match attacking us instead of Big Man
    WHAT THE FRICK ARR YOU DOING YOU BRAINDEAD CHIMPS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm doing what must be done.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY FRICK THEY'RE DOING IT TO YOU TOO???

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      BigCHADs and FryeCHADS are working together against Shittercels

  88. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need to throw something, I cant walk out of spawn for a second without getting assfricked and Im the fricking defender

  89. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WOO! Damn, I wasn't sure we'd win that. Those Big Men were an unholy terror.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were

  90. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    QUICK TELL ME HOW I GET THE SHIVER BADGE

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no way you can do it in less 30 minutes
      you lost your chance forever, they really wanted everyone to play a lot in this anniversary so they made this shit FOMO as frick
      I hope you at least got the shiver banner at the beginning of the week, it stopped being available this Friday

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it stopped being available this Friday
        so EU got completely cucked then?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's lying, I got mine today by making a JP account

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the banners and badges are both in the game forever lol

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          wow
          that's specially mean, lying and giving that other anon hope only so that hope breaks in front of his eyes, you are fricked up dude

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you'd have to play 3 of 10x matches

  91. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait for the team frye gay brigade to lose

  92. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    spent the entirety of this and last weekend playing splatoon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don't have to play weekends of splatoon anymore for months
      fricking finally

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was kinda nice its been rough out here

  93. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    im so sorry fryebros..

  94. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I FRICKING HATE PLAYING AGAINST ULTRA STAMP

  95. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick yeah! Good shit octo anon.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I almost feel bad for that E-Liter. Almost.

      Feels good, man.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice. I'm really liking this mini splatling.

  96. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Twitter troons don't understand Japan is hard carrying the results of these Splatfests, try as we may, they are the ones that ultimately determine the results due to their vast majority

  97. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    fryechads...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uhhhhhh kino?

  98. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanted to nap for a few minutes and now the fest is almost over. Who's winning?

  99. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just got an 100X for shiver!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fresh!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      good shit

  100. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm genuinely convinced fryegays are going to win
    every fricking frye team i fight is a well-organized killsquad while every shiver team is a bunch of actual children

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      everyone's own splatfest teams are shit, doesn't change the results

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      funny is most fryesquads were middling while big man gays were either killing machines or kiddies

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      bullshit fryetards are beyond garbage unless it's another discord

  101. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >decide might as well get a few more petty wins for shiver
    >Win three 100x matches in the span of 15 minutes
    SHIVER GAWDS

  102. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh ho ho, we keep taking it. That night's sleep did me good, feeling way better today. 2 more wins should put my veemo at Shiver Queen.

  103. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just met an entire team of crypto-Shiver bros throwing for Team Frye

  104. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big Men, what the frick are we doing?

  105. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see room in open
    >join
    >10x
    >lose
    I am literally cursed aren't I

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big meme?

  106. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry to leave on a loss but i been playing all day, ggs

  107. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lose 2 x100s
    >one where we literally only lost in the last 10 seconds cause some gay reached our base

    My entire weekend has been a waste.

  108. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OPEN
    Frye
    >PRO
    Shiver
    >TRI
    Big Man

    These will be the results.

    >OVERALL
    post num 1-3=Frye, 4-6=Shiver 7-9=Big Man

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shiver already won open though

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, she had like 0.1% lead for halftime

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was closer to 1% but just wait. The results aren't that far away. She won open

  109. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's it for me today, gotta go to bed
    If Big Man wins I'll draw porn of him fricking Shiver and Frye with his two dicks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      new motivation acquired

  110. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  111. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, shame the room exploded, GG D and L.
    Good job making champion in time.

  112. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only way Frye can win is if 1/3 of the playerbase lets them

  113. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Unlocked pic related
    Oh I really like this banner

  114. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want big man or frye to win so bad bros

  115. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Credit to the Fryegays on that one, they put in the work I don't usually see the other team do. SHIVER QUEEN, BABY!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did. Good job on the queen title. Glad I can be of help after that shit performance I had last night.

  116. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 10x wins away from the gold badge
    I dont think Im gonna make it brehs...

  117. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Currently playing “Stan Bush - Dare” to the final 15 minutes.

    LETS FRICKING GO SHIVERBROS!!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You've got the touch anonymous

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      autism

  118. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >attacking shivergay ragequits with 2 minutes left to go
    >spawncamp the other one and teabag his corpse
    there can be no mercy for the shivergay, no peace with the shivergay

  119. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >winning the entire match
    >great pressure
    >some moron thinks this means he gets to go back to base and ink every spot
    >lose because its now 3v4

  120. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    One more 10x for shiver bros

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sriracha sauce shortage
      >check amazon
      >$14 for one regular sized bottle of Huy Fong
      its so over spicy bros

      spice mind

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's because i'm feeling the HEAT

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love spicy food but hate having to have a fricking tissue box on the table with me because my nose won't stop running

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          We probably have time for like 2 more matches or something.

          >Shiver with Kirby
          I never knew i needed this.

          I love spicy food but hate having to have a fricking tissue box on the table with me because my nose won't stop running

          It's the price we pay for loving lfavor.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have time for one if you want to scrub your shirt.

  121. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sriracha sauce shortage
    >check amazon
    >$14 for one regular sized bottle of Huy Fong
    its so over spicy bros

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hello Time Traveler. You lose the Flavor Fest by the way

  122. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve never been one for the skateboards, but frick if this isn’t tempting…

  123. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT TO THE GOLD BADGE

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  124. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOT DOG, we did it!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big man team got me so mad I went to their base and fricked their shit up.

  125. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do big man gays feel knowing they're a third wheel in the battle between Frye and Shiver?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love third wheeling yuri gays

  126. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does it mean?

  127. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >x10 battle are more common
    MY ASS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude its so weird
      I got like 1 on friday and maybe 3 today
      On Saturday though? Easily over 10, there was a point where I got 2 in a row

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ive played all day and havent seen a single one

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got one at the very beginning, and one in the final couple hours. Absolutely nothing in between that. Honestly even less than what I get on an average splatfest

  128. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    when does it end

  129. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I even keep playing this game, I end nearly every match pissed off, win or lose, and the only things I enjoy are the base combat mechanics and characters. Everything else about the game's design doesn't meld with me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why
      sunk cost fallacy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're probably right. I've started feeling almost like I have to play the game rather than wanting to.
        I should probably delete it. It has gotten to the point where I get so mad after play sessions it's negatively affecting other things I do.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Think if every loss as a nessicary step to get better. Reflecton your mistskes instead of being rustled.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That just makes me angrier at my own lack of ability.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Splatoon 3 is simply the worst game in the series despite certain QoL improvements. It takes everything the other games did right and does them wrong from the map design, to matchmaking, to updates.

  130. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOD DAMN I HATE TRI SLOSHER

  131. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone is fricking moronic. Ive had one giy super jump from spawn to the front lines 4 times in a match. GUESS HOW THAT WENT

  132. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn! I did shit.

  133. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last one Big Men, then we need to go scrub.

  134. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post final point counts! Mine isn't anything special, but I got plenty of 100x battles at least. No 333x, sadly. What's the criteria for getting one?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What's the criteria for getting one?
      100x battles are given higher chances by the total shell count of your team. 333x happens if both teams proc a 100x. What people don't realize is that 100x battles are team-sided, so if you lose one that doesn't mean the other team won anything more than a 1x.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've heard this before, that when playing a 100x, it counts as a regular battle for the other team. No shit? That's just a weird design choice. Do they just don't want the other team to experience a 100x loss, then? I had a full match full of 100x winners, too. Damn it, haha.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, the only multiplier that shows up for both teams is 333x since it specifically requires both teams triggering a 100x.

  135. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    AND ONE MORE 10X SHIVERGODS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just won a Tricolor against Fryegays. Got both signals for our empress. What a way to cap off a glorious Splatfest.

  136. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    have it on good authority frye is going to win. the fix is in.

  137. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have it on good authority that none of this matters

  138. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITS OVER
    ITS OVER
    I DIDNT GET THE GOLD BADGES

    2 WINS AWAY

    WHAT THE FRICK

  139. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scrub your shirts!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you, anon. I scrubbed it right under the wire.

  140. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    god please let big man win
    i don't care about making the others lose, i just love this dope

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only people who like big man are obnoxious redditors and disgusting furries

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm neither so there

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not happening, especially if the last few matches I played were anything to go by. Turbo autist Fryes at ruler 10 and 11, teammates refusing to take mid and getting killed repeatedly, not taking advantage of the fact that I just killed half the enemy team. It's over.

  141. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Won a 100x right at the end for Shiver!

  142. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shiverchads... Shiver really will sleep with us after all if we win right?!?!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She better or else I was tricked into fighting for her

  143. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >did horribly
    >got overall splatterer
    Come on, man.

  144. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Splatfest is OVER! Results will be posted in the next few hours, but good job to all who participated!
    >Which team were you on?
    >Who do you think will win?
    >Final splatfest rank?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shiver
      >Shiver
      >Shiver Ruler +1

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shiver
      >shiver
      >ruler +4

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shiver
      Big Meme
      Shiver Ruler +7

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big man
      Shiver (unfortunately)
      Big man ruler

      Wasn't super invested in this one, but hoping for a surprise.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big Man
      Shiver
      Ruler +4

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shiver
      Shiver again (specifically from popularity and tricolor)
      Ruler +8

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frye
      Shiver
      Ruler +5

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big meme
      frye (almost unbeatable)
      ruler +1

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >final battle is a 10x match against fryetards
      >win
      if that's not a sign of good fortune then I don't know what is

      >shiver
      >shiver
      >ruler +1

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Big Man
      >Frye (I was going to say Shiver but Frye teams were universally sweaty as frick)
      >Ruler +2

      [...]
      what's the song called? i like it a lot

      It's Daybreaker Anthem

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      shiver
      I don't know
      ruler+3 or 4

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Big Man
      >Shiver (probably)
      >Big Man Ruler +7
      GGs anyways, anons. The new tracks and festive confetti additions were cute, and I actually had fun this splatfest (for once). Anyone else get the golden Deep Cut badges? Hardly saw anyone with them in-match.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got them

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cheers, anon!

          You must hove gotten on some good teams. I hope the wins carry over to other fest like the attacker and defender. Its how I got attacker by surprise.

          I did generally get decent teams, yeah, but I also pulled a 24-hour play session on Fri thru Sat. I still got hit by the 50/50 ratio of course, but I felt stubborn this 'fest and wanted to get those badges, so I got sweaty, not as much as some of those +24'ers though. Coincidentally, I got my hands on the gold Attacker badge yesterday morning to round out my Defender badge, too. Tri-Color teams were preddy gud, so here's to Big Man winning that at least. If you played with me, hopefully I wasn't shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You must hove gotten on some good teams. I hope the wins carry over to other fest like the attacker and defender. Its how I got attacker by surprise.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shiver
      Shiver, as cosmic punishment for all the Frye and Big Man gays throwing tricolor games
      Ruler, would've been higher but I had to do shit earlier

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shiver
      >Shiver
      >Shiver Ruler +12

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's cute. Why is it cropped? I want the full thing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Which team were you on?
      frye
      >Who do you think will win?
      probably big man, but i think the results are going to be very close
      >Final splatfest rank?
      ruler +1

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frye
      Shiver
      Ruler +3

      Won two 100xs and plenty of 10xs but not enough to get the gold idol badge, I'm kind of asshurt.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm still pissed that my 100x wins don't count towards the badge or I'd have it by now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      team were you on?
      Big Man
      >>Who do you think will win?
      Not Big Man, but God I wish he would
      splatfest rank?
      Ruler +2

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frye
      Frye
      Frye ruler +10

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shiver.
      Shiver.
      Ruler +3.

      I've never heard this Deep Cut song playing in the Splatsville plaza right now. When was this added?

      This is the first time I hear it too. It's really good and calming.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      shiver
      shiver
      champion

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >frye
      >shiver
      >ruler

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shiver
      I don't know!
      Shiver Ruler +7

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      frye
      shiver
      ruler +7

      it's over
      did you have fun
      probably not

      no but it's the most ill probably ever play of a splatfest because of the gold badges

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shiver
      >Shiver
      >Shiver Ruler +5

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shiver
      Shiver
      Ruler +3

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      frye
      hopefully frye or big man
      rule +6

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shiver
      Frye. They were consistently kicking my ass while Big Man's team felt like a joke.
      Ruler

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shiver
      >it had better be shiver
      >Shiver Ruler 2
      So long as Frye doesn’t win, I am satisfied.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shiver
      >SHIVER
      > SHIVER RULER +7

  145. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just now I won My 10 X10 battle for Shiver. Never give up.

  146. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    fest is over
    salmon room up

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      3/4

  147. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's over
    did you have fun
    probably not

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      had the most fun ive had in splatoon since the first big run

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have never been more bipolar in my life good God but now we can all rest

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I did. I’m not sure exactly what my final tally is but I’m up by a couple hundred at least

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I straight up got manic
      If I had sturdy furniture i would have thrown something

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't enjoy splatfests in 3, never have.
      They ruined them as far as I'm concerned.
      The only positive I can say is I had the fewest mirror matches this time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      First day was miserable, then I started winning a little bit. Then gave up using crutch turf weapons and just practiced with Hydra.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      did average my first run.
      decided to come back last hour and it went really bad

      typical splatfest

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It ended well, one dark spot of some players being butthole though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was, then I wasn't, then I was.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did but I stopped playing once I hit ruler just because I'm not great

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had fun but this was a tough one. Feels like I went mostly half wins, half losses, which is usually not the case for me. Some very close wins and losses, all hard fought. Got pretty close to my gold idol badge so hoping to get it next fest. Didn't really bother with tricolor since it was just repeats and I'm not that fond of the mode anyhow. Felt this was the fest to take advantage of the 10x increased rate, and boy what a rollercoaster it was.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was fun, except for all the x100 I lost. Still, I got my golden badge in the very last match before the Splatfest was over, and that's exciting.

  148. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We should play Splatoon 2 now, show it some love again. whose wit me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >whose wit me
      Nobody actually likes 2 more than 3.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is just cope by 3gays with too much sunk cost to admit they've been scammed

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like 3 a lot better than 2 just for salmon run

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Better Salmon run
          >No Stingray
          >No Ink Armor
          >No MPU

          2 will always be the worst Splat game and you don't have to be contrarian just because people like 3

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'd rather play splatoon 1 but i don't have a wii u anymore.

  149. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never got a 100x

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got 2 and lost both of them

  150. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    TIME'S UP
    PENCILS DOWN

  151. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yea yea, splatfest is over, yada yada NOW GET BACK TO WORK!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      YES SIR

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay boss

  152. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Expecting shiver to win yet again. Whatever.

  153. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >last match was a win even tho fryesissies and bigreddit both got the ultra signal
    feels good

  154. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    allah akbar inshaallah shiver wins bismallah bismallah bismallah

  155. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    snuck in one last tricolor defending win for shiver, counted as my win for the day lol

  156. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never heard this Deep Cut song playing in the Splatsville plaza right now. When was this added?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's always been there.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've never heard this Deep Cut song playing in the Splatsville plaza right now. When was this added?

        No it was added this splatfest. Maritime Memory is also playing in Inkopolis right now.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's always been there.

      what's the song called? i like it a lot

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's playing in the lobby, too. It's not listed anywhere in the jukebox, which is listing the current song as ??? by ???. This is really weird.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        daybreaker anthem

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It got added in the last update I think
      I'm hearing it for the first time, I'm liking it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a nice song, and Maritime memory is great too.

  157. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    when do the results get out?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The rotation after the splatfest ends every time. 2 hours.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 hours

  158. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    big man's not gonna win but i had fun fighting for him
    lost my last tricolor which was a fitting ending

  159. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aww, I was hoping they'd be performing Daybreaker live.

  160. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So now that we know a Direct is coming thursday, any predictions for Side Order?

  161. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GG big man room. Thought we had that last one.

  162. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Welp, guess that's that. Didn't get to play nearly as much as I wanted, on account of how sick I felt. Had a mostly good time today, at least, despite some idiots here and there. Thanks for helping me reach Shiver Queen before it was too late, bro. I'm gonna go eat some soup now, and take more meds. The best part of splatfest is I WON A X333, MOTHERFRICKERS. HELL YEAH. Took all the snapshots and some video, too. Be back for the results. Fingers crossed for my Shiver brethren.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that Splatfests are only ever two days long and it's on the fricking weekend, so I don't actually get to play it because that's when I work.
      It should really be a week-long thing.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't do that to me. I push off enough responsibilities during the weekend. If it was a week long I'd probably actually die.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thanks for helping me reach Shiver Queen before it was too late, bro.
      No problem octo bro. Always a good time teaming up with you. GG's.

  163. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new song
    Neat

  164. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My final game was my final x10 win. that was actually extremely cool. Good luck, big frye bros.

  165. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got to shiver ruler +3. And now it’s time for more salmon run! This rotation sucks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pikmin 4
      Yeah, nah frick that. Im going to go beat Pikmin 4

  166. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ready for the game to have a significantly reduced playerbase if Shiver wins anon?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering the kind of people it'd drive away I'd be fine with it. I don't want those freaks on my team again to be honest.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly this. The community would be a lot better without the kind of people that would leave over something like Shiver winning again.

  167. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    walking around the hub with this new(?) song is real nice

  168. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new song
    what the frick

  169. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow that new track is a banger
    whoever pretends deep cut doesn't have the best music out of three is actually moronic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did until Big Betrayal becoming the worst splatfest song in the series. Have to give it to Squid Sisters now.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        shit taste

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Big Betrayal becoming the worst splatfest song in the series.
          teach me the secrets of having negative taste

          Arguing is not music. It's shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Big Betrayal becoming the worst splatfest song in the series.
        teach me the secrets of having negative taste

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deep Cut>Squid Sisters>>>>>Off The Hook

  170. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    uh, sploonbros? i thought you said i wouldnt get 3 10x matches in an hour?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you didn't get the golden ones? loser

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't care enough to get the gold ones, all i need is my 5* inkbrush sticker IF I HAD IT

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          God I want to impregnate Captain 3 so fricking bad

  171. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new song in the lobby
    Yeah... kino sovl is back on the menu

  172. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'd be perfect if it were like early sunrise while this song played, like how the days just before Splatfest are at sunset.
    Seriously, why hasn't Nintendo hired me yet?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's 8am for me in australia so it's pretty great for me, the sun has basically just fully come out now for me, I'm sure it's similar for japan since it is 9am for them

  173. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Had 5 festival shells by the final hour
    >Didn't get a single 100x or 333x
    Rigged

  174. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the big betrayal is the best splatfest song

  175. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITS OVER! TIMES UP! ENJOY Ganker THREADS WHILE THEY LAST. THEY WILL NEVER BE THE SAME WHOEVER WINS.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait for Shiver to BTFO twitternigs

  176. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    big betrayal is amazing

  177. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maritime melody is also playing in Inkopolis

  178. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn this lobby music is subarashii, it’s still tense waiting for these damn results

  179. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are some good mains for tri? I'm thinking run speed, thermal ink but what else? Main saver?

  180. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >track in jukebox is listed as ??? - ???
    >album art is just a music note
    huh

  181. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    thread theme

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      so this only plays after splatfest for 2 hours?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes
        it's a series tradition to use best tracks once for nonexistent period of time then you get stuck with earrape like kraken up or damp socks tracks for eternity

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          *damp socks piano riff starts playing*

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesnt like Kraken Up
          Filtered.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >likes his ears being raped

  182. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >those horns in big man's section of daybreaker
    God I hope he wins just for the BR shit he puts in the music, Japs doing Samba-influenced tracks is always elder God tier
    Shivergays don't even realize her winning is the worst outcome because it'd just be more of japs jerking off traditional japanese music

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shivergays don't even realize her winning is the worst outcome because it'd just be more of japs jerking off traditional japanese music
      >Implying this splatfest will influence anything

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        this splatfest will influence anything
        >idol vote splatfest
        >influencing nothing
        This cope is insane.

  183. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    maritime melody is gonna make me cry why is it playing this right now
    what is going to happen after this fest oh god

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're taking the servers offline

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      whoever won is going to get Sanitized in the DLC, this is the last time the group is going to be together

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        uh huh
        and who will be doing the news instead
        please be squid sisters

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and who will be doing the news instead

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Low Cut

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          off the reddit, the dev pet group

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        BULLSHIT YO!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        people seriously think they're going to ever change the status quo after all this time?
        callie's kidnapping and brainwashing is the most extreme thing that might happen to any character, and 3 treats it like it never happened

  184. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the new music unironically is hitting me in the feels

  185. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently the new song is called Daybreaker Anthem

  186. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember to use your conches

  187. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I won a 100x for shiver with the pool yesterday so that was pretty cool. Played a lot of tricolor today.

  188. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone want to play some card games?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could, but I warn you. I fricking suck

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could after I get my bonuses. About 2 more grizzco shifts

  189. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you now remember this shit exists

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine what we could've gotten instead if they didn't waste so much dev time on this feature about a dozen people play

  190. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    IM CRYING BROS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is this depressing song?

      >this is whats going to play when the entire game stops getting updates
      It will be a very hard day when that day comes.

  191. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is this depressing song?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's ogre... this is their last Splatfest together until one of them gets sanitized. It's in the leak.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's in the leak
        what? i didn't hear anything like that

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's in the leak.
          Wut?

          The same guy in Twitter that leaks stuff for the directs. Look it up.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's in the leak.
        Wut?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          “Leak” is bullshit, don’t believe their lies

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If this is true I hope Frye didn't win, that would hurt my soul.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          either frye or big man being sanitized would be heartbreaking, everyone would rejoice seeing it happen to shiver

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you think this is depressing you must not listen to much music or ever be anything more than mildly disappointed

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >music keeps playing till next DLC comes out

  192. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does tricolor 1.5x bonus work?
    Because Shiver and Bigman always had the 1.5x bonus when on defense, but Frye never did
    Is it that the team which is in first place in tricolor doesn't get the bonus when on defense?

  193. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >maritime memory playing in inkopolis
    oh frick...
    the soul...
    damn it I'm tearing up. I wasn't prepared for this.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh frick it is, nice

  194. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I spawn camped the entire splatfest. I am a master of CQC. Wonder how many Frye troons I had raging.

  195. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Deep Cut is the least interesting crew
    >Has the best music
    How do they do it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deep Cut is equally as interesting as the squid sisters

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's not true because i only want to have sex with 1 deep cut member but i want to have sex with both squid sisters

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shiver naizuri

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I meant frye not the ugly troony chink

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why are you gay?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing the Mid Sisters have going for them is they were the first and Liquid Sunshine being a good song carried by Ian

  196. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Maritime memory is on the Jukebox
    >the deep cut song doesnt show up and displays as ???
    The real winner of the splatfest was the Squid Sisters KEK

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Maritime memory

      Don’t you mean Daybreaker Anthem?
      I thought that’s what it’s called

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Daybreaker Anthe
        No such song exists on the Jukebox. Reread my post.

  197. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shiver is going to get BLEACHED in the DLC

    based

  198. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    LET'S FRICKING GO SHIVER BROS WE CAN DO THIS! WE GAVE IT OUR ALL!

  199. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It felt so different to play salmon run after too much turf war gg

  200. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frye is going to win

  201. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >try to use the heavy edit splatling
    >lose
    >try to use the ballpoint
    >lose
    >use the Hydra
    >win
    please explain this

  202. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want any of them to be sanitized

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      can you guys give me a source to this leak

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is no leak, he's making shit up.

  203. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want Grizz to get sanitized and turn in to a regular bear again

  204. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well ggs, I told you I sucked.

  205. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in inkopolis
    >maritime memory playing
    >remake my splatoon 1 inkling
    >wear the gear I used in splatoon 1
    >krak-on roller, my main in 1
    >turf war
    yup, it's gaming time

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