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cute octo
>2 DLCs all to herself
There's no stopping her.
OE being the best DLC for any Nintendo game, too. It's like Bloodborne's Old Hunters. Never topped since
Please Nintendo, give my Inkling a Powder Keg Weapon.
Inkling stakedriver that is shit at inking and has a shit kit (angleshooter and reefslider) hope you rike
>Splat Hammer
ABSOLUTE COOM
And she still looks good in it all
How do you think they'll make the dlc replayable?
Probably "There are still some secrets hidden inside, do you want to dive back in?"
the cosmetics from dlc will drop at 1% chance from final boss
no dupe protection btw
It's clearly a roguelite from what we saw. Probably they'll use some or all of the standard tricks like ascention levels, challenge modifiers, and daily runs.
It actually levels your fricking catalog
Probably just the modifiers. A lot of them seem to stack pretty high so you can probably get some really wacky builds. I also noticed that it said "highest floor" so it's probably pretty challenging and spits you back to floor 1 if you die.
Floor could also be like StS ascention levels.
I have no interest in playing a single player mode. This is targeted for the anons who are scared of PvP.
So no rap battle?
That would be Salmon Run. Also wasn't Octo Expansion really hard?
>Also wasn't Octo Expansion really hard?
only if you suck complete ass
>2024
I sleep really hard
so what's the current "whitelist" of the pool?
No one
i'm on it
ProChara for sure
I've never seen this guy playing in the pool
>he doesn't know
Only me because I'm the best
I'm ProChara btw
Thanks for playing with us bro!
laphittv
Who do you want to be the villian? I'm personally vouching for the smol cat.
Would you Frick an inkling?
Yes how could I resist touching their wieners
everynight
are all of those animations available yet?
you already know the answer
absofrickinglutely
i always loved inkling and octoling butts, but now getting to see agent 8's out in all its glory is fantastic
Order won.
Pearlchads won.
Welcome to Whose Splatfest Is It Anyway, where the themes are made up and the points don't matter.
>Chaos got Umaami Ruins, the tutorial, and Scorch Gotge
>Order got the whole DLC
>Pearl is the main partner of the DLC
Chaos lost. Order won. Pearl won.
>Pearl is the main partner of the DLC
you mean the shitty bot spamming cringe lines
deadf1sh
>octoling character >>> anything
Nah.
Shit taste, begone!
The copium is real
IT'S OVER!
you kidding me? 30 minute maintenance? Damnit.
perfect time to claim your favorite pool friend
the 3 salmon run guys who played with me while i ate my bbq chicken quesadilla during the last rotation. Those are my pool besties
>video is private
Anyway, wonder why its not coming out til next spring?
It's probably not going to be finished until spring. Splat3's development has been like that from the begining.
Oh yea, they did reupload the video
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Requesting fan art of op character saying "she wants to Side Order"
back to st/ink/ troony
My Side Order Build?
Throw as many Bonuses on my Heavy Splatling and NEVER STOP SHOOTING.
>he thinks he will be allowed to use splatling
I'm curious what options we'll get. We see Prochara here with the Stamper.
ProZesty
I'll become the samurai I was meant to be.
I will be GAS GAS GASing with a shooter and swim speed
Chargers to MAX
The hydra splatling will lead me to da promised land.
SPLATANA TIME
My splatbros, is it too late to get into 2 and 3?
I really only played 1 forever ago but heard the sequels do improve on things, I really enjoyed the campaigns but worry that I pretty much missed out on most of the multiplayer fun since it seems so focused on limited time events... do people even still play 2 with 3 around? I heard 3 has co-op which is interesting too.
2 yes, that shit is dead
3 is fine, but doesn't really have co-op unless you mean the PVE mode but that's from 2
agent 8 sexo
Made to be a mother.
why is her ass so fat??
it was made for sitting on your face
PLAP
Which one of them is laying eggs?
Better question is who tops?
They switch
I can’t really see them switching someone has to dominate the bedroom.
I can’t pinpoint what but something about this artstyle makes me profusely hate it
They take turns depending on Splatfest results
So shiver then
Domineering gf
But.. what happens if Bigman wins?
Shiver and Frye have to sleep on the streets while Bigman fricks all the Squids and Octos on his team
Physical Challenge?
He gets to watch
they look like they frick human men
Humans are extinct
life finds a way
not for humanity
have a nice day laphi
5 times and then a king, i know
Who the frick is laphi
Who the frick are you
Humanity is extinct
wrong
They said they wanted it replayable and it looks like a roguelite
you can probably reset the permanent upgrades like you can with the story mode "skill tree"
i stand with gibbs
Shut up, Gibbs.
Man the Chill season is going to be such a wet fart knowing this is on the horizon.
Let's hope Squidmas doesn't get cancelled by Big Run again.
We need to ask Santa for a new Salmon Run Stage & Boss for Christmas.
>floating box levels again
>roguelite shit as padding
>Nogami involved at all
Side Order will be as much of a wet fart. You're an idiot of you get your hopes up for this.
I like all of those things
I'm just happy we're fighting something new.
I hope we can bring in our normal Character later. I like playing ad an Inkling Boy.
Anyone know where I can find pro Japanese footage? I want to learn how to use cooler better.
I'm ProChara and you can find lots of my gameplay very easily
Hate octos more than you could ever imagine.
this "I am prochara" poster is so cringe. You're obsessed with an e-celeb. Are you zoomer?
Ok ESL
Are they making white ink?
make turf war room NOW
They're going to get married in Side Order
Pearl is a robot now. You can't marry robots.
There is a man legally married to Miku
>he doesn’t know
Pearl is straight and marina is evil now
>get home to watch Direct
>prepared for disappointment
>Side Order is literally the first fricking they throw at us
>looks fricking sick as hell
>spooky scary fish robot horde enemies
>even more blatant Aperture vibes
>Pearl-bot is Agent 8's sidekick
>fricking dedf1sh is part of the story
>designed for replayability
>unlockable buffs and stat increases
>what looks like customizable shit
>potential for different builds
>gorgeous white aesthetic
>soft pastel ink colors blend well with the default look
Guys. Guys, I think they got me. I'm really, really thinking about buying octo daughter's DLC now. Every fiber of my being is compelling me to just go get it now. I haven't done so yet, but it's super tempting. Someone told these bastard Splatoon devs about my old Binding of Isaac addiction. It's so tempting. What do I do now?
buy it for octodaughter but more importantly buy it for her
I am sincerely interested in what the hell happened, but no one is more important that my baby girl.
Thank you, I am absolutely fricking giddy. I need to know what's happening, I want to know what trouble she's in and how to save her. And also how absolutely insane I can build her up.
Build her up to be the powerhouse you wanna see her become. Help her reach her full potential and make you proud
>What do I do now?
Do it for her
For real tho, glad it looks to be something new and interesting and that you’d like too. With your love for 8 you deserve to see her story to the end
>Agent 8 is the only protagonist we get to play as twice throughout the Splatoon stories
Cool, but it makes me kinda miffed for the other Agents, especially with how Return of the Mammalians played out, while 8 already had the best story (Octo Expansion) to start with.
Here's hoping we get to see Agent 4 or something in Side Order
>killed Pearl and put her brain into a robot that can be easily controlled
>manipulates dedfish's lifeless body to guide 8 down the path of order
No more Chaos only Order.
This is in direct violation of Article 3, Section 2. Violent correction is needed
>chaos wins
>nearby cities are influenced and become slightly more unorthodox
>order wins
>marina goes on a fricking power trip and bleaches the entire square, turning Deca Tower into some kind of testing facility
???
To be fair that's probably just her average Sunday night.
in the alternative universe where Order won Side Chaos is what people wanted 3s story mode to be
This Marina girl sounds like a Mary Sue. Is she?
No, it's a problem with Splatoon's writing where Octo Characters just always seem to get the more interesting storyline compared with Inklings.
>way to consume, consumer
https://twitter.com/heyheymasa/status/1702481810708664727
>bluefin depot
really hope they don't ruin it
i have faith they won't after shipshape and crableg
Surely they wouldn't. The stage's whole gimmick is the two sides.
>bluefin depot
Lordy, dose that take me back
>zones
>charger keeps splatting us
>lose hope
>realize nobody has fricked with the other side of the map
>walk all the way to the ramp no inking anything except the wall
>bunny hop through enemy ink
>splat the fricker and his teammates from behind
>do this twice
>Bluefin
Holy shit, talk about nostalgia.
I hope the collectibles in SO are plushies if that toy thing pans out.
My little one shall become death, destroyer of worlds.
flank-kino is back on the menu
>Bluefin Depot
ONE OF MY MOST WANTED YES
We just keep winning.
This entire game has been one enormous psyop to make the playerbase like Moray Towers, people will cheer when it returns.
She's too sexy for splatoon
Splatoon is a sexy series in general
not at all, mature octo ass is only the beginning
From last thread: an analysis someone did of the trailer
Why is her ass so fricking big? Not a negative but its just weird how many shots of it there were in the trailer and how blatantly big it was too. Didn't expect that from nintendo in their kiddy squiddy game.
they're copying nier automata
>Splatoon 1 never let me play as an Octoling despite the fact I was obsessed with them
>Splatoon 2 let me and gave me the armor so I could really have the Octoling experience
>Splatoon 3 is making me wait until season 7 to release the armor that already exists which is only a few months before the game dies
This isn't fair. I've been waiting so long for this.
Guess I better just accept my current outfit as being good enough
I want the Splatoon 1 Octoling armor. It was so kino getting splatted over and over by tryhards in this gear set in early Splatoon one.
Is that armor coming back?
bluefin could actually benefit from a few changes, like adding an inkrail to get to the other mid.
they definitely pulled the trigger on side order's reveal way too early, the difference in quality between then and now is astonishing
wide octoling hips!
Did they make her ass bigger between then and now? Fricking nice
probably just the perspective of the second shot but i wouldn't be surprised
I watched this episode the other day
isn't that the one with Bubbles?
No it’s the one where they think squidward is a ghost. The thing in that picture is squidwards self made wax figure and sponge bob and Patrick accidentally destroy it, leading them to think they killed squidward. The wax figure looks like that because Patrick sat on it making it an extremely on the nose reaction image for octo butts
>ProChara
imagine dedicating your life to squid game
Which weapon should I use in Splatoon 1?
I can't believe Chaos only "won" an ugly hub, ten minutes of campaign and Pearl's brain in a drone.
Is marina behind this?
>is an Octopus behind something
they always are
I wanted something closer to Octo Expansion, and maybe they could do something like that in the future (hopefully with Deep Cut supporting, like how OtH was support for OE) but this is still great
S3 story mode missions were already based on OE. It was just easier cause it wasn't built for people who already beat the game, and had a terrible plot.
OE was fixing the normal story mode's mistakes, so a new expansion could fix the problems with 3's story mode, including the lackluster plot
3's plot needs a retcon to be fixed.
Well, I mean fix having a bad plot in a campaign by having a good plot instead, even if they can't change the bad plot that already exists.
What are the consequences of fricking a sanitized Octo?
Sterilized balls
Wonder if my boy will show up. And finally run his shop so harmony can get on with her life
I'm sorry anon but he can't. Just remember him
Don't even joke, man. I'm still sad 8 couldn't bring him home.
That's not the shopowner
Let me continue to dream anon.
>Hotlantis opens an Inkopolis branch
>Iso Padre runs it
>sometimes he has Little Buddy standing on his head
Stop filling me with hopium, you bastards.
>comm error everytime I join a room
did I get blocked? whats going on
Yes, you got blocked. Frick you.
saw your name on the blacklist, sorry didnt want to be seen in a lobby with you
who do you think i am?
aster
>im not here to help i'm just here to get some voice samples for my next hit single Octolings screaming in a trash compactor
imagine this exchange between lil judd and old man grizz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0O5OPlDXGg
>I wasn't going to take over grizco for another couple weeks, but seriously turning everyone into capt caveman? THAT was your master plan?!
I want to frick the pearl robot
Do not frick the pearlbot
No anon, stop.
Let this one thing go undicked.
anon this came out before any new lewd art of Dedf1sh. She's the designated flying onahole now
ALL THIS FRESH OCTOPUSSY AND MOTHERFRICKERS WANT TO STICK THEIR DICK IN A TOASTER
Who doesn't want to dick down a Pearl robot though?
I'd rather not deal with the clean up.
I'd rather dick down the real thing
The real thing most likely still exists….we’ve seen her in artwork.
She’s just being support for agent 8 and has the Pearl-Bot that she can control and help out!
>"Come on, 8. We have a.......Toy Factory(?) to burn."
I need the sauce on this one out of curiosity mostly
No, anon that's how it all starts.
And before know it you've got a folder dedicated to this one character.
I gotcha
x.com/NewToonyGuyV3/status/1702368366009204884?s=20
>Implying we don't have folders based on our favorite girls anyway
kek thanks, anon. That's not what I was expecting the bottom half to look like.
Looks cool. I still haven't bought s3 because I hate paying for nintendo online but I'll buy the DLC + game when they're packaged together for cheap-ish.
Although that said I only ever got around to beating half of the S2 dlc.
>tfw no one wants to play with me
I think I am blacklisted
Your fault for not playing better
Sorry, check the discord for one of the mods and ask to get unblocked
/ink/ here, heard you guys wanted to play a tournament or something? I assembled a full team and we're ready to play you guys. I was thinking of just doing a bo9 match or something because a full tournament would be way harder to schedule. How would the 16/17th sound? not sure what time you guys want to do
>that image
I know what you are.
I don't. Why do you know this? Is he a troony?
i dont want to play with you. Frick you.
What's the problem here?
Not sure if the guy who was trying to get a Ganker team together is around right now. I think they've wrangled a few guys if I read past threads right.
We've got a team of 5ish right now, but some other anons in the thread were interested too. Wasnt sure if we were gonna do multiple teams or what but a best of 9 think between two teams is probably simpler. 16/17th is soon, but I'm ready whenever
alright I'll just ask here on the 16th for a match hopefully you guys will have enough to play then if not ill try the 17th
good luck!
Hey that sounds good to me, thanks for getting back to us
Captain here for the one and only Ganker team rn
The form I made is STILL OPEN to anyone interested.
https://forms.gle/UQvXVFM6YFLQfH3q8
https://forms.gle/UQvXVFM6YFLQfH3q8
https://forms.gle/UQvXVFM6YFLQfH3q8
Info about the chat room will be given to you once you finish the form.
>anons hate /ink/ and tell them to frick off whenever they show up
>they also want to play with them
Bunch of homosexuals the lot of you
>anon realizes Ganker is not one person
These threads are basically /ink/. Have fun with your trannies homosexuals.
If these threads are basically /ink/ then why do you care? You sound like a gay.
then leave
you would only know that if you used /ink/
i frankly don't care what /ink/ is like
if you hate /ink/ so much join the tournament so you can kick their ass
calm down laphi
Laphi would never badmouth trannies, he's a homosexual himself.
>never
nah i dabble in it sometimes. it's not like they're all saints
How does someone being trans affect you?
Not him, but the concept disgusts me. It's basically taking advantage of the mentally ill.
Don't reply to bait
Not going to assume it's bait because I've seen a lot of posts around that don't seem like Ganker posts, and I know a lot of trannies do use this site.
He posts that exact same thing word for word in most of these threads. He's definitely a regular in here just fishing for (You)s. I don't think I've ever seen him reply to replies like yours either.
shut up bigjohn
I kinda don't give a shit what board someone uses. I'm just interested in joining for the tourney because it sounds fun.
thread wars are cringe
thread competitions are BASED
there were a couple of anons who said they were interested earlier who haven't filled out the form, so get on it
we got one team but we might be able to get two if just a few more of you sign up. /ink/ has two teams already basically. We're not quite sure on the details, but it's coming together
And remember this is just for fun
>mfw Side Order gets more and more chaos like the further you get
I just hope there aren't any rail lvls. The rail levels in the main game were terrible esp AA.
God I hated those.
How soon people forget old terrors. All the rail levels in Alterna were a cakewalk compared to this thing. Took me literal hours to do this, I did all the rails in Alterna in minutes.
Having played 3 first once I tried out Ocot Expansion I found the rail levels rather easy. Did have issues with a few of the charger levels though.
I guess we all just have different strengths, but the rails in 3 just felt really damn simple. Even with the "hard" difficulty, it didn't take more than a couple tries. Hell, I beat Girl Power in like 1 or 2 tries.
Girl power was easy as shit, I got there thinking "oh boy it's the stage everyone's raving about!" and then I beat it immediately. I'd ask who could have trouble with this but I guess there's also people who found after alterna hard.
The tristringer level still kicked my dick though
The only rail level I ever had any particular issue with was the one with the tristringer. I legitimately just couldn't do it and switched weapons
.
How did they get away with this bros?
post yfw splatoon 4 gives us PUNISHED LIL' JUDD - A MAMMAL DENIED HIS GOLDEN EGGS
why are they making us wait until splat 4 when he's done nothing in splat 3
because mr grizz is still alive in splat 3 until you beat the story, judging by how lil judd gets a headset and a salmon run tableturf deck afterwards, he'll be the one filling the executive vacuum at grizzco in splat 4
they shouldve made lil judd the bad guy instead of mr grizz
what a waste.
Lil Judd is specifically out to assassinate Judd, he's not looking to destroy the world or anything.
damn they gave her a separate model with curves shame we can't have this online
I like splat but I feel like I don't like it QUITE enough to play it more than once a month or something. I will be very tempted to buy this day 1 though consider the quality of OE
>comm error again
nintendo fix it ASAP
did you comm error to vp0 again
i do nothing but fricking lose
join DEENS room then
rent free
Try another weapon or tactic.
If I'm sucking at ass on kills, I try to be a distraction and keep the heavy hitters chasing me.
So is the Pearl robot actually supposed to be some kind of Ghost in the Shell situation or is it just Pearl remote controlling a drone from somewhere
Nobody knows
A popular theory is that it's all just VR and Pearl got a robot avatar instead of one based on her actual appearance.
if you let me join a room, I can guarantee you a win. Simple as.
Nobody in the pool right now is worth playing with.
what about [redacted]
Never seen him before
Frick you DEENS
The frick did I do to you homosexual?
SHUT UP
Frick you troony. You will be a woman
i JUS GOT WIPED OUT BECAUSE OF YOU. FRICK YOU, FRICK YOU
>not a single person on my friendslist playin F-Zero 99
Holy shit, dead on arrival...
Next time try not having an empty friendslist.
Why did they give this squid such a fat badonkadonk?
Isn't this a game for children?
>squid
Spotted the fricking casual.
It's not? I wouldn't know because I don't play these games. I'm not 12.
>come into thread
>make an ass of yourself
>durr I don't play this shit
Then frick off moron
and yet, here you are.
I know what I like.
And what might that be?
Brown and round.
Oh I'm sure we could find something you would like about Splatoon.
Not that anon, but I'm sure liking what I'm seeing
You like elves with fat asses, I like goblins with big breasts. We are not the same.
frye isn't a goblin she's an indian squid, frick off secondary
Don't presume you know my oshi better than I do.
Except she doesn't have big breasts. At least from what I've seen.
Feel free to try and prove me wrong.
Compare Frye's bust to the average ceph, or at least to her washboard of a bandmate. Certified mollusk milkers right there
These are big kid games for big boys though?
Are we merging with /vg/ or something?
no
yes
Maybe
DEENS is so fricking bad…
>Side Order releases in Fresh Season
>Get Inkopolis Square as a hub with Off the Hook performing during Splatfests with a new halftime song after beating the campaign
>2 Fresh Season Splatfests
>2 Sizzle Season Splatfests
>Finalfest
>lol now you can't see the square for Splatfests anymore
Both Splatoon games have had more Splatfests beyond the end of "official" support.
I suppose another year of Splatfests could be possible since they're obsessed with 3
Do you think we'll get a new weapon type before Splatoon 4?
Likely not. Two weapon classes per game seems to be the standard.
Not a chance. Pretty sure new weapon types is one of their big selling points for each game.
I never played Splat3, is it as grindy as the other games? I hated how long it took to make my squid girl cute and have all the weapons. I DID beat the secret boss of the octoexpansion btw
Good job collecting all the pieces of my DJ teleportation Machine Agent 8. Get in and I will send you to Marina.
So is Agent 4 just lost to time? Seems kinda lame if so.
Agent 4 is home, playing video games, eating snacks, hoping their restraining order against Marie holds, and not being potentially murdered by some relic of humanity.
>Hey Four, wanna go to Splatsville?
>No? But... you don't want to go to some shithole in the middle of the desert? Now that's.. well yes it does look kinda bad
>Ok fine. Stay home and play video games. But don't b***h to me when the Captain comes down on your ass.
>No Four, Captain Three isn't some 'pussy b***h'... no really, you'd only be getting your ass kicked.. Four? Four don't!... Callie call an ambulance, Captain just pretzled Four... again.
And that's why Four stayed home
never played a splatoon game in my life and don't even own a switch but man I've busted a lot of nuts to splatoon porn
That's weird because a lot of Splat porn is pretty bad
yeah but mostly just stuff from jtveemo
You get your OTH banners yet?
are you going to wear them?
Has the new update dropped yet?
Yeah
https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461
I will wear mine, though I'd prefer a solo Pearl banner
Yes, yes Yes
Is this enough single player content to justify getting the game? I don't play online but I like Splatoon's art style.
It's 100% gonna turn out that Marina made a 'perfect' and 'orderly' Inkopolis in the digital world and then went crystal crazy. Also, it's neat that it actually is Eight and not some random Octoling.
But that begs the question. Where the frick is my Captain Three DLC were you get to put the fear of god in rogue Octarians or some other frick wits?
I want a full Republic Commando game with all the characters from the New Squidbeak Splatoon.
>I want a full Republic Commando game with all the characters from the New Squidbeak Splatoon.
Please no. I still have nightmares about sending everyone to the bacta stations.
>Rule #39: Never say "no" to Tacticooler
>Engage a platoon of battle droids
>Scrap them, but now everyone is hurt because of course they are
>Send them to get bacta
>There's only one bacta station
>And it takes forever to heal
>Meaning everyone stands in a fricking line, one at a time
The more I remember Republic Commando the more I remember despising actually playing it.
engage a WHAT
A _platoon
The new Captain has been regulated to quest giver.
I want Captain 3 to be forced into an adventure and then realize adventuring is fun and be happy again.
All the Agents need a hug and a sandwich.
Well Captain Three probably lives with Callie and Marie, so she gets that daily.
Captain 3 is in her early 20s and has already had enough of life
Makes you wonder if it's because of the shit she's seen, or the fact that she lives with two idols
I imagine getting scooped up off the street by some psychotic war vet and forced into military service against the mortal enemy of your people would frick up any young teenager pretty hard. Lucky she's not doing hard drugs and having domestics on the regular.
>Lucky she's not doing hard drugs and having domestics on the regular.
This is why I say she lives with Callie and Marie. They think Captain Three is all kinds of fricked up and they feel guilty meanwhile Captain Three is fine but they don't believe her and she's given up saying otherwise.
She doesn't even get paid for this job.
She probably works security for the Squid Sisters. So it levels out
>She can't enjoy turf war anymore because she's seen real combat.
I wonder if we'll see her as a grandma in Splatoon 4? Maybe her grandkids will be the idols.
They won't jump like, sixty year into the future. Splat4 will probably be like a year or after 3
If it's like the other game however many IRL years pass between the releases will be how many years have passed in the in game world.
Wave 3 will be a campaign where you play through the memories of Cap'n Cuttlefish committing full octo genocide
Heh, more like Splatroon.
Damn son, you got the whoa squad laughin
I'd argue with your post, but after seeing the monkeys acting up over the Splatfest results...
>Male octoling is once again forced in a gay ass outfit because devs are gays
Yeah yeah inb4 octo boys are gay. FRICK YOU I just want to have an afro and not get forced into a gay jumpsuit
>playing as the boy in Splatoon
Only yourself to blame
It's the best option, really.
Only if you're a squid
Eh, I'm not here to self insert as a squid kid. The female designs just look far better than the males IMO and it's obvious the developers place far more emphasis on designing for female avatars than males.
Things were better before they decided to go gender neutral. Now girls aren't as girly as they can be, and boys have it worse with feminine animations here and there. Especially the emotes a lot are just straight up for girls or homosexuals.
>girls aren't as girly as they can be
>a lot of emotes are just straight up for girls
>emotes are the only animations in the game
Based moron.
I wonder what they would turn some of the fruity dances into if gender locked animations were still a thing.
I play as boy in everything because cool>cute. Seems like everyone else on here wants a cute daughter type character or coom material.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, except for the idol of your choice.
Same. My octo is almost like your pic
I'd play the FRICK out the boy but I never liked the hairs as much
Is there a way to "start over" OE without deleting your progress? I guess I could just manually go through each level but that feels like a boring checklist. Needs to be a fresh playthrough before SO gets here.
You have my sympathy, boy octos have some nice fricking hair but don't get much spotlight.
>implying I didn't play as squid boy first
I pretty much went through that in reverse. Beat it really easy, and then I find out everyone and their mother struggled super hard with it. Shit's weird.
make a throwaway account
Personally I always thought this as a cute idea, though very obviously not going to happen.
And it'll just let you? Assumed it would only let the account that bought the DLC to use it.
This shit sucks and I hate that they did it.
I forgot it was dlc. disregard my reply.
dlc is not account-locked its system-locked, that would be moronic if they made every family sharing a console buy it for each person
Was just wondering.
>that would be moronic if they made every family sharing a console buy it for each person
You can not sit there and tell me Nintendo aren't moronic enough to do that.
>it's not like they're all saints
Damn right. We just had a whole splatfest about it.
>implying I didn't play as squid boy first
John's a gay? Shocker.
You can have an afro girl
I play boys. They don't even have the good female afro in-game.
I hope they bring back the 8 ball missions. They were fun as frick.
Frick you
I'm serious though. I found them to be the best missions in OE
I keep getting matched up against this Discord tagteam that love to coordinate and squidbag whenever they get kills. I wish the block function actually worked. Don't really want to play with them.
>Watch the replay
>It's literally just me that they squidbag, no other kills
The frick is these two's damage
>Splat 4 has four Idols
>mfw it's Captain Three, Eight, Four and Nu-Three
Does Nintendo have the balls? Because fan opinion says all four of them are girls.
Two girls, a boy and a sea creature.
Take it or leave it.
why would they be idols? they don't even talk or make music
Boredom or a cover
They can do covers of Maritime Manmenmi, Into This Way, and Ngyes Start
>fan opinion
More like the devs themselves.
I'd rather have picrel
Splatoon's such a weird franchise. Everyone keeps calling these games mid upon release and yet I have pumped thousands of hours into them.
There's no denying that these are top tier shooters, but no one wants to admit it.
Join the room
>play open
>queue up against people with top 500 badges and gold SR badges (not indicitive of pvp skill but still means theyre a NEET)
This was supposed to be the fun chill practice mode
Even in babby games people like to pubstomp
Open is where premades go to pubstomp since there's basically zero actual matchmaking going on.
Ranked Open is an experiment of how badly the game can screw up your Team Comp before forcing you against an entire Team of X Rank Players.
Avoid Open at all fricking costs, because it's the only permanent mode that can be played in teams (why is there still no League yet?), so you're in for a world of hurt if you go there.
Whoever the idols end up being I really hope they go back to two way Splatfests, three team Splatfests have been a complete fricking disaster
So, any chance Side Order will finally give us more Hairstyles?
I know Octo Expansion did before, but you can never tell nowadays.
Haven't there supposedly been tags for more hairstyles and shit buried in the game for a while? If anything ever comes of that I expect it to just be part of a seasonal update for everyone and not tied to a DLC.
>4 idols
>It's a 90's style boy band
N'Sink
Splatoon will never have a boy band idol group, homosexuals have been clamoring for this since the first game. It's not happening ever.
Do replays show lag because I just went up against the laggiest motherfricking squeezer user ever. dude was running and swimming through our ink and then dying 10 seconds after bullets hit him
>4 idols
>they split into pairs for two-way splatfests
It just makes sense
>four idol group
>it's a student council with the president/vice president/secretary/treasurer
just me?
I hope after everything we can get a Replica of the Pearl-Bot to put in our lockers!
>locker room is unusable be all the Pearl Bots keep fricking talking.
Fap to Dedf1sh
No porn
But can /ink/ play SALMON RUN!?
how would we do an /ink/ vs poolsclosed salmonoff?
some kind of job scenario i imagine
Me on the top right
If you guys don't care then why don't you guys go to /ink/ instead?
you care more about /ink/ than anybody here buddy
Clearly not enough to actually play with them like you gays
We're playing against them, not with them. It's a Ganker vs /vg/ competition, that's the whole damn point.
>wanting to even interact with them
>no fun allowed
>play with literal child named "kayla" who just plays roller and holds forward in turf war
>perfect net, no teleporting or any jank
>play against dude with X battles and gold squeezers badges in Open
>dude is tele'ing and sliding all over the place and swimming through our ink
i've never been a lag switch conspirator but tonight is starting to make me believe
Dudes swimming through my ink infuriates me to no end, the WHOLE FRICKING POINT of the game is that enemies have to pain the areas to get access to move in and yet lag decides he can just cut right though and frick you half the time.
I'm /ink/
Are you a boy or are you a girl?
Octo boy with afro
I use a squid boy at least
Specifically with the bowl cut or dried ends depending on the weapon loadout I'm using
Why haven't you bought the tri-squid tee
Do they have the octo tee?
They do but squids are better
Alice put out a reaction to the trailer
Literally wh-- oh cool
Any hints as to what she's doing in it?
She calls it "Marina's Side Order" and asks what you think happened to her after Chaos vs. Order and that there'll be more OtH songs in the future.
>About to post "literally who"
>Look at the thumbnail again
>Suddenly have a vague recognition
Feels odd to hear them without the filter
>Doesn't recognize dedf1sh
FAKE FAN
Watching the video made me realize how weird it feels to be killing things and not having Power Eggs popping out of them, that shit's happened in every single single player Splatoon experience to date
My first Splatoon game was Splatoon 3. Is it worth picking up splatoon 2 just to play Octo expansion? The cheapest I can get the base game is 25 dollars (AUS)
If you want to play more Splatoon singleplayer content, yes. It's pretty good.
OE might be good, but I wouldn't say it's worth $45 on its own, and I don't think there's a lot of people playing the multiplayer anymore
Could try emulating, since I think both of the switch emulators can use gyro if you plug in your switch controller to PC. Haven't tried though
It's the best single player Splatoon offers by a long shot, and it's easily worth the price of admission. Whether or not you want to also get the base game is up to your discretion, but that isn't a bad cheap price just to get 2.
Only if you're also interested in Splatoon 2's base single player mode. Paying that much just for Octo Expansion is too much.
In my opinion that's a bit of a steep asking price if you only intend on playing the DLC, which you will also have to buy (unless you have Nintendo Online Expansion wherein it's offered for "free")
Agent 3 finished their super tough mission again. So it's time for you to go back into hell Agent 8.
I doubt 8's experience is going to be as psychotic as the Deepsea Metro test tracks.
8 ball missions are easy as frick. You gays are real shitters if you find it difficult.
This. They were a lot of fun and not all that difficult. I liked how they interacted with sponges too. There was a lot of interesting gameplay in there.
Ah, so it's not just me then. Really, OE could be difficult but a lot of the things people b***hed about, were actually damn fun.
We're never getting another game mode in this series are we
We just got challenges, CHUD.
We need a battle of the bands to determine who shows up next.
Both of them have been popular girls so my bet is on the fuzzy octo girl.
The kid from SashiMori is probably old enough to fight in Turf Wars now.
>dedf1sh made the music for OE
the omega-3 salmonids are next
As good as having update on Side Order is, I'm still disappointed that we don't get to explore more of the Splatlands desert
Chaos lost.
NTA but I prefer what we got rather than getting a chaos themed DLC like side order. Chaos influenced a lot of the vibe of Splatoon 3 like the city, clothing styles, and Deep Cut. We didn't get a chaos single player but I enjoy what we were given.
>Still going on about this
Years later and you Ordergays are still ass mad
Unfortunately Splatoon has never been a series about exploration (despite all of the unique movement mechanics meaning it would be pretty fun most likely)
My guess is performance issues. The larger the worlds and the more complex the environment geometry, the more taxing on the performance. There’s a reason all of Splatoons single player and multiplayer content takes place on small, somewhat flat self contained environmenrs of floating platforms. If they opened the game any larger than that even for single player they would have to compromise on the framerate. Salmon Run shows the game is just a few too many enemies on the screen away from running at 12 fps. Hopefully with the new console they can be a bit more ambitious with exploration due to extra power
I keep seeing people say they want this but I always thought it would be worse than what we have. I think the floating platforms work the best because it lets them work more platforming into the stages. It's hard to incorporate that kind of gameplay into a more open world layout. Also, moving around in a bigger zone would introduce a lot more downtime and it would kill the pacing. I like what we have.
>mfw they make a side game set in the Splatoon universe to test Open World
>mfw it's about the Great Turf War and you play as Craig 'War Crimes' Cuttlefish
>mfw it's about the Great Turf War and you play as Craig 'War Crimes' Cuttlefish
Hope you enjoy using the Bamboozler.
>Bamboozler
>Early Octoshots
>Splatanas
>Probably vehicles
Sounds good
There were no Splatanas in olden times. Hence why the Octo Samurai wields a Roller.
Does that imply that swords and bows were hoarded by the Splatlandian Clans?
Probably. Judging from their Tableturf decks, Shiver favors Tri-Stringers while Frye favors Splatanas, and Big Man favors Sloshers. Makes me glad the artist of
paid attention.
I really hope for the next game they focus way more on performance/frame rate than trying to have high poly count squid models, the cartoon squids look just fan as is.
Maybe in the Chaotic Last Course I dunno
At the very least I want a rematch with these three goons
There was nothing in Octo Expansion that was as difficult as the tri-stringer rail level in Splatoon 3
I don't think anything in Splat 3 was harder than the bamboozler rail level in OE
Girl Power Station can go frick itself
TRANNIES. FRICKING TRANNIES. SPLATROON. TROONS. TRANNIES
Stop obsessing over transfolk.
We already won, what more is there to say?
But the /ink/ tournament hasn't happened yet
I've seen a lot of trannies migrate into Shiver's camp after the last Splatfest. It seems like they are discarding Frye and are trying to claim her as their new 'queen'.. it's pathetic.
Death to the homosexuals that try to come crawling back.
Nah, if anything it means the Splatlandians were literal savages while the Inkadians were not
Ahhh, modifiers and floating damage numbers. Just the thing I want in my movement shooter. Fits Splatoon like a glove.
Let her in
Someone thinks you're "Fresh!"
I think you're "Fresh!" :3
Thanks.
>get killed in the cheesiest way imaginable
>teammates booyah!
That's you get for acting the mickey, Virginia!
>That's you get for acting the mickey, Virginia!
It's demickey
Looks exactly like Nier Automata in alot of ways
>new shift doesn't start till morning
Frick me, I thought it was due in under 2 hours And shit, that actually looks like a pretty good weapon loadout. If I can make the time, I think I'm gonna try to get to 999 again. Even if smokeyard makes it feel like an unholy terror. Seriously, I was not prepared for the bullshit there.
Good luck octo bro
I had hoped that the salt for Fryegays would last at least a week, but I'll happily take all this great Side Order art in the city.
>posts saying Agent 8 is in the back rooms
Oh god damn it.
>Good luck
Yeah, that'll be the day. Take it from the people that tried to help me last time, the game hates my guts. It's gonna take pure hard work and gumption. Thanks for the thought, at least.
>Take it from the people that tried to help me last time, the game hates my guts
I know. I also try to help you out, but I always end up being a hindrance.
We'll. if there's an open spot I'll join.
Those were not terrible randos.
I don't care what you say, you're still better than most of the randos I'll ever play with.
>We'll. if there's an open spot I'll join.
What happened to taking a break?
I'll maybe join when maps change
>2 cannon waves
>got almost 3.5k power eggs
Not quite what I expected, but sure.
I think I'm only gonna do a boss or 2, anyways.
I don't even know if I want to keep playing on bay. We'll see...
>one egg off
Jesus frick, that low tide was a massacre.
Wouldn't blame you, we just got screwed.
>one egg off
Happened to us earlier
Oh hey, they actually did put all the tableturf special art as profile icons today. Was talking about that the other day. But still missing 2 ponytail veemos. They better be here next week.
GG's A and nip bro. I'm going to take a break.
Hehe, and I just joined up with him. Oh well, if anyone else is up for SR, we got a 2/4 room about to start.
Frick salmon run
t. go-getter
im EVP. Eggescute vice president
Nothing like getting a full house.
How often you you think one of them had to drag Captain Three into the shower so she would wash herself?
i wish jt veemo drew more e-girl stuff. Hes not bad at it
I wish he would draw cute stuff again
Screwed on wave 3 again. I don't like where this is going.
I hardly want to think about it. At first, they was my favorite new artist. Now it's all just lost potential.
His Deep Cut pics though
Don't get me wrong. His stuff is hot... but I've noticed a lot of his Callie and Marie stuff from a year + back is borderline BBC bait. It's a shame he had to go for such low hanging fruit given how his art style is great.
FRICKING HELL. We almost got screwed 3 times over. Luckily the fug was much simpler. And we got solid gold, baby. All the pain was worth it.
It's just all so same-y. Boring as frick, might as well be drawing the same chick over and over.
At least Shiver has small breasts. Not much consolation.
If a spot is open let me know.
He got called a pedophile by the twitter crowd and ever since drew them plumper and thicker until they don’t even look the same anymore
It's always twittergays
>Gets called a pedo by pedos
>Gets scared
Why? I guarantee that 80% of the gays who called him are pedo are pedos themselves
noooooooo
Twittergays are the worst.
Sorry man, we full up.
God damn it, we didn't even reach wave 2 that time. And while I like crab, it really wouldn't have helped there.
Sometimes it's better not using it at all
I'm level 10 now!!
Way to go champ!
>ROGUELITE
IT'S SO FRICKING OVER
I like roguelites, and Splatoon's already halfway there in Salmon Run, which just gets harder the higher you climb. It's the kind of thing that perfectly goes along with a TPS.
a gold on marooner's feels good
Her ass is huge AND THEY GAVE HER A CHOKER???
I don't mind at all, but how the frick are the devs getting away with it? Does nintendo just not mind her being really hot?
>those stares at the end of wave 1
How dare you judge me.
someone host a suicider for the rotation change
Nah
sure i'll give it a try. after one more king
Every time. Every goddamn time with the grillers.
I didn't even get a chance to use my second inkstrikes there. What the frick.
4 isnt coming back is she...
They even had def1sh come in, someone nobody expected
4 is free to do whatever she wants. She's the luckiest of all the agents.
Four is embracing the neet life and staying the frick away from Marie and her stalker tendencies
gg team. just in time for rotation.
Okay, I can deal with 2 silver.
I can't
suicide lobby up. pw 8888
You're in my blacklist, not gonna join