>waiting for grizzco dualies so I can frick salmonoids
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>waiting for grizzco dualies so I can frick salmonoids
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Thoughts on current rotation?
No thoughts currently
In fact I don't even know what it is yet!
I don't like bamboozler in SR ever but I do like rollers in SR so the rotation is average
Very good rotation if you're competent with the tough weapons. Hydra and Bamboozler are a nightmare for people who don't understand them.
somehow extremely good for murdering coho
moron randoms never failed one and they always fail it otherwise
Hydra shreds any king
i'm absolutely sure first king wasn't done with any input from hydra i had swig and led it on a tour through every egg pile
in freelance there's always at least one total deadweight who only ever gets 350~ power eggs. hopefully they'll disappear once I climb EVP but there's an abnormal amount of them this rote
>Bamboozler
Instant pass
quitter talk
Frick you Grizz I'm part of a union, I can take time off for shit weapon rotations.
Go back to work!
Not until I finish Tears of the Kingdom
Did you just start?
Enjoy it anon, damn good game. How far are ya?
Plus do what I did, an hour or two of splat3 a day then the rest of your night TotK. Gotta get those scales and monies after all.
I know how you feel. As a sticks only player I get nervous whenever I'm handed a charger.
I just got off the phone with Nintendo support about my ban I mentioned last night. TLDR: My ban is permanent and won’t be lifted. I’m so fricking pissed. All that progress, gone. I tried asking why considering I haven’t done anything that bad but all I got was “Since you were banned before (for having a cuboid penis in my locker), we aren’t reversing the decision.”
Frick me.
AWW MAN. Sorry to hear that buddy... : (
I’ll probably just end up buying a new switch and asking my isp to change my IP address so I can make a new account. I’m still fricking pissed that all my gold salmon run badges are gone though.
I’m not telling. If you really want to find out, just figure out who isn’t showing up in the pool anymore.
>I’m still fricking pissed that all my gold salmon run badges are gone though.
Wait what the frick, that sucks man. Didn't know one of our own got nintenjannied.
>being sad about some badges
I dont even use the badges and i have played till 999 dozens of times on any given map. Thats "progress" you can easily get back.
Now BIG RUN statues would be harder of course. They are likely gonna rotate after the game gets no new content tho
That's not it. I squidbag people all the fricking time and never once got banned or even received any email.
You're not telling the whole story and your ban was probably deserved
Part of me feels like he was banned for buying boosting services considering that it's indefinite
>for buying boosting services
Wtf does that even mean in the context of Splatoon
You pay someone to get to a certain rank
>shitters so bad they have to PAY to get out of go-getter
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1250 yen with one up to S+0~50
S+ 0 to 10 set purchase 10000 yen
If there is -If there is 2 yen per point
It takes about 2 hours
About 12 hours until C-~S+0
X match
Measurement 1500 yen
If measured
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It will be helpful if you listen to the time required
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1500 yen to master
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If you are on the way, please tell me where you are at the price
Kumamimi only 1000 yen
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Catalog
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Imagine paying 60 dollars for one gold salmon run badge
No wonder that guy is mad about losing his gold badges. He's going to have to pay some guy to get them all over again!
>Kumamimi only 1000 yen
So if you were at 2000 x power and wanted to pay him to get you a silver badge (about 2500xp for a guaranteed top 500)
You'd pay him a total of 13500 yen?
Yes
I guarantee some X rank shitter has payed that 91 dollar fee just so they can have the badge lol
2500 is a far cry from top 500 in the japanese X division
There's nothing stopping a jap from joining the Western division for easy X badges, the same way we can join the japanese division
>Xp increases abroad will not change the price, but please do up to 2500
I assume that's what that means
2500 would be an equivalent to around what xp for NA?
hard to say, you'd need to play in both to say for sure as they don't directly translate
I'd guess around 2200 though
I could make almost $100 getting to 999 every rotation?
What's the point of spending money to not play the game?
Nibbas just want to flex their effortless badge I guess
>What's the point of spending money to not play the game?
The point is to make Black folk like me with legitimately earned silver badges feel a little better.
>Kumamimi only 1000 yen
>Kumamimi only 10 minutes
Seriously though can you really complete After Alterna in 10 minutes? Or do they somehow cheese/cheat through it?
>tfw still can't beat it on my own
The speedrun is like 8 minutes. I can probably consistently beat it in like 12-13 minutes
Well shit, guess I'll just go splat myself
After alterna isn't that bad once you beat it, I play through it to test controller settings even though just a couple weeks ago I was stuck on the octo fight
Anon I made this webm in September last year, and I still haven't gotten much better at it since then, despite getting to S+, EVP and all that
I'm sure you've improved a marginal amount since then shitter kun
>implying I can get back to this section easily
But yeah guess I should try again, I haven't in a few months now after getting demoralized
go back and replay this section so we can measure the improvement
YES, we need to see if you've improved at all
You might end up getting past the first section
If I can beat it with sticks only then you can beat it
>st*cks only
please spoiler that shit, or at least give me a trigger warning
no
>sticks only
>alterna 2
bullshit
It's true. I'm a stick only players and I beat it. Took a while though.
>paying for ugly ass bear ears
jesus
>After alterna isn't that bad once you beat it
it always will be frick the rail homosexualry
ishygddt
I’m in the pool and I bought my way to X rank. Never been banned for it, Nintendo really can’t tell. None of you can either.
Yikes.
You can’t exactly blame me for not wanting to frick with rank up battles.
Post results for your last salmon run match.
Yes I can. Literally why do you even care about what your rank is? You'll get deranked next season anyhow. Hope to Cod you're just shitposting
I just wanted the badge. I don’t care about ranked enough to play.
But you care enough to buy the badge? I hope you don't actually wear it you fraud
I wear it. I’ve done an X battle once or twice, I didn’t do as bad as I thought I would.
Vile cretin. derank your ass. take that badge off and keep demoting at the start of every season till you back down in C.
I’m not taking the badge off. I payed too much to bend the knee to some shitter who’s probably worse than I am.
No idea. Guy I bought the service from offered regular and silver X badge. I bought the latter.
what a shitty ass cope you Black person.
if you were worth anything you'd not need to buy jack or shit.
remove the badge anbd derank your ass.
Cry harder. You’ll never have the badge.
It was around 350 dollars.
tree fiddy?!
At this moment I realized that this anon was actually an amphibious monster who originated from the Pleistocene era
Did you pay for any other badges?
I paid for marooner’s bag and the gold challenge badge. I also got some pre made gear and all weapons. I think I’ve spent 500 dollars in total on this game.
>silver X badge
Jesus christ how much did you pay
You gotta get reported to get banned in the first place. Likely whoever was on the receiving end of the squidbag got salty and reported him for it, leading to nintendo getting involved. And as mentioned, given he’s gotten in trouble before it’s what lead to to the permaban
Yeah lol, banned gays always try to pull the "dindu nuffin". He definitely did some stupid shit and got fricked.
did you also lose gold boss badges?
did they only ban that particular nintendo account, or did they ban the entire switch from using splatoon 3? if only your account, you can make a new one. otherwise if they banned the whole console from the game you need a new switch.
so now that your banned, what was your name?
Why did you get banned tho
he got s ent this email
>Unsportsmanlike Conduct
What kind of unsportsmanlike conduct?
The only thing I can remember being maybe “unsportsmanlike” is when I squidbagged a sniper after killing him with a sprinkler. I’m also pretty sure he had TTV in his name.
>People actually do get banned for squidbagging
Based. Now I only have to hope those times I reported people for throwing after they lost lead worked.
Lol, owned. his ingame name was probably Black person typed incorrectly to bypass filters
lmao get rekt nerd
>I dindu nuffin
You're really stepping down to Black person levels of low?
Since you're banned namedrop yourself
Leon
based
wait no i don't want him banned i need him for suicide farming
boohoo nobody cares homosexual
start a smurf and grind your badges properly this time
call every single day. localize mother 3.
Get FRICKED you stupid child
maybe you can try calling again at a later date and hope you get someone else willing to help you out.
will I get banned for having "meaty deck" as my splashtag?
My tag is Flounder heights jumper I'm sure you'll be fine
don't frick salmonids
>mfw still don't have a 999 badge
>mfw my peak was 980
Wait for Grizz weapons,
I managed 999 with fricking randoms.
the evp salmon run experience
does anyone want to pay me to get them to evp. starting at $350
I found out about my submissive rape fetish watching the /vg/ scrim
>The most skilled PoolsClosed lobby
no this is
Arent those stinkers?
no
Don't use st/ink/ so I wouldn't know.
>Nono
I recognize THAT name.
Can they just remove THAT mode, pls?
>failing a goldie rush wave with a roller in the rotation
thats just a skill issue sis
Blacklist everyone in that webm especially that Black person moron in orange suit
I can't blacklist myself 😉
Did he really start brushing at fug? How did you even make it to Xtra wave
He's just painting the area and hitting some lessers below while he waits for the flyfish to open up
Fair enough
Yea don't throw eggs if you're rolling, especially with dynamo. homie ran out of ink
>Agent 3
Why are agents always so shit?
Booyah Bomb Inkopolis Square.
after some very tragic series i finally managed to get back to s+
Well good thing you're through a world of suffering now because these Black folk somehow play worse than S ranks!
oh i've been in S+ every other season so i know the absolute state of the playerbase there
Not being able to be deranked through bad play is a travesty, no idea why they went with the current system
Because they know they can't directly measure your play, and winning or losing is a coin toss with their dysfunctional matchmaking
That makes no sense when the matchmaking was just as shit before but the previous two games had a traditional rank up and rank down system. Even Salmon Run still allows you to be ranked down, and matchmaking is just as inconsistent there. If you are good enough, you will be able to claw your way out. If you are a shitter stuck in negative points debt perpetually, you should be dranked, and not just one rank at the end of the season. Immediate derank like how it used to be.
>get fricked by shitters and have your entire progress deleted like in 2!
no frick off
what they actually need is completely remove letter ranks and have only power
partly your fault tbh
when you saw the scrappers you should've stopped killing the lid and instead used it to crush them
Literally all they had to do was just take a step back and let them closer to the basket, that would have been the better play. The point is don't stun scrappers on the bridge you stupid pinksuit octoshitters
Playing with freelancers isn't hoping they read your mind and make all the right plays. If freelancers are being moronic like in the webm, then you gotta adapt. Help them kill whatever that's fricking up your team instead of standing around expecting them to have a sudden burst of awareness. You should've gone to the side to kill the scrappers or use your reefslider to wipe them out, dropping a ton of eggs and securing the quota for the wave. They're not even that far from the basket and you had plenty of time left.
How would the player have any knowledge that they were going to perpetually shoot the scrappers on the bridge?
Killing scrappers on the bridge is also a bad idea because it makes it even harder to get those eggs back to the basket lately, and creates a snowball effect where more stuff keeps piling on the bridge.
This was from early on in the game. Most freelancers believe it or not know better by now not to just stun scrappers in moronic places...MOST freelancers.
The player doesn't know, that's why I said to adapt. The webm shows they're stunlocking the scrappers for a full ten seconds. Adapting is seeing the problem and figure out alternative solutions. Helping them kill the scrappers to get it over with is better than just waiting. I would have just reefslided after watching that for 5 seconds and seeing one of them die.
Of course it's a bad idea to stop scrappers there, but that doesn't mean you can't recover from it. Waiting for the team to lure isn't working there so you have to think about alternatives.
It is very possible to carry yourself from go-getter to EVP without a single loss if you adapt accordingly. It's not all about luck and hoping your teammates are competent.
You don't know how many shitters I've carried in low EVP, you don't need to lecture me and scrutinize play from 10 months ago. Here's what I do when morons do moronic shit that will only get me killed if I try to help: I let them die, and then I let them come to me. After they get rekt, they learn not to go there. Sometimes it's better to let these shitters learn from their mistakes. I have blown specials to try and get them out of hairy situations, I do it all the time. But in that particular instance I couldn't help but just watch in horror.
I respect that you want to teach them. but it's better to focus on whatever wins you the current match. ironically, it's a 'give a man a fish or teach him to fish' scenario where just doing what you can to win without them learning anything is better for yourself.
Thing is, I do win. Your advice is lost on me. I can claw myself out of bad situations no matter how shit my teammates are. I have a system that works. If you have a system that works that's fine for you, but I know how to win as well, and win consistently I do.
nah i would rather just bait them to the basket then have the eggs land on the most congested bottleneck on the map
This is gonna be THE rotation to farm scales on lads, Hydra on Sockeye is basically guranteed Coho kills.
>Nzap, Bamboo, Swig, and Hydra on sockeye
oh shit this is a comfy one
meanwhile, the chad salmon players do all night waves at once
Is this a hacked lobby? thats hilarious
It actually wasn't a hack, but rather one of the players on the team had some huge latency issues and was apparently the host, which caused the room to basically frick itself and spawn multiple night waves at once.
That was wave 2 by the way, here's a clip of wave 1, where a Griller suddenly spawned in the middle of a day wave.
>splatted by slammin' lid
wack
I sure hope that suffering is worth the eventual ban
Captain 3 deserves shoulder rubs and kisses.
That version needs a fricking cheeseburger, how horrifying
Does anyone remember this?
SOVL
Here's the sauce.
>I wish Ganker talked about Splatoon 3 more!
The monkey's paw curls a withered finger
Does anyone even remembers the Sheldon Drone? lmao
disgusting AI slop
not bad
Don't reply to AI gays
I beat it a couple weeks ago with sticks only, i've since switched to gyro
Yeah I remember you. I will always be stick only, but I encourage new players to use gyro.
So are we going to get another fest this season, or Eggstrawork? Feels like they blew their load early this time and have nothing planned.
>Feels like they blew their load early this time and have nothing planned.
welcome to every season of this game lol
Splatoween seems to be happening at least.
>they blew their load early this time and have nothing planned
They had EVERYTHING planned long before the game came out. That's not to say we'll get anything though.
There's datamine info pointing to a Splatoween.
>hit SR 999 freelance
>beat hax max with freelance
who else a carry chad here?
>carried by the bamboozler being in rotation
you didn't get the badge.
Did the same on my first 999
So just finished the catalogue. Now what do I do?
I forgot about the catalog.
now either get s+10 to not fall below next season or swap to emunand and play some games
Is there a SR lobby for people who dont like discord?
Just join the pool and create a room.
I'm too pussy for that though
You shouldn't care that much. At the end of the day no one cares. If you want to play, I opened up a room.
Not him but hold it open, i need to get my superbonsues
logging on
2/4 SR
resend
Yep, it will be the one that (You) make.
just join the pool and check when people host rooms
or alternatively you host and post it here so people can join
I'm too scared to make rooms, I don't want anyone to know i'm actually a shitter
Did we win the scrim?
i think ive been blacklisted
What's your name? I'll let you know if you have or not
The anons here are very choosy with who they play with. They pretend to be nice to everyone on this thread but really avoid playing with a lot of people.
3/4 SR, if anyone else wants to join let me know.
i dont want to play with you freak.
No need to be rude to them anon! I bet no one wants to play with you either homosexual.
yeah : (
It's probably just the schizo clawing for attention
Who here has commissioned porn of their ceph
Question. Do I unlock more suits by buying them or do more unlock as I gain more scales?
You need to spend scales to unlock more stuff in the shop.
ahh ok. Was trying to figure out if I should spend my 15 scales on a gloop suit or save them.
Might as well buy the early colors, then get the new ones as they appear.
Blue Gloopsuit when
New talent found
>mfw chargers aren't hitscan
They are (and shoot thru obstacles) if you're Japanese kek
protip you don't have to charge the bamboozler there. just spam it. the range is the same, and tap shots kill chinooks.
oh god, she can't listen to us
going to start a SR room when maps change if any one want to join
i can hop for a boss
i will join
Remember Splatoon on the PS2?
SEGGA SEGAA
I want the AI meme spam to stop, but it is mind boggling how it can convincingly enough stimulate those styles. And 3D renders in general; I could kind of parse how it did 2D art and graphics, but this is another level
Sorry anon, I will refrain from posting them. Its just everywhere the past few days and its a fad that will come and go. I know a lot of people are tired of it, but you have to admit its kind of fun.
I've been generating some shitposting ones and it's pretty interesting. Haven't really tooled around with AI much so it's nice to have an easy accessible one I can use with throwaway email
>its kind of fun
For one thread on one board, but like you said it's everywhere in multiple threads and it's just tedious. It brings nothing constructive to the discussion besides a diminishing gains of "ok cool", and cheapens the actual memes, art and other objects of chan culture that real people make (never thought I'd be defending artgays but here you go). I know the temptation to post is high after you get a result you think is amusing, but after this many I really just don't care more than "ok cool" quickly turning into mild annoyance.
It's not the future I looked forward to when playing Wolfenstein 3D and scene demos on my first 386 PC.
agree since you can't some cool stuff like this
I promise this is the only coomer AI art I'll ever post unprompted, but god damn. the Splacoom threads are going to be wild from now on until bing gets their sexo filter working properly
>until bing gets their sexo filter working properly
How does one get around it at the moment? I've had no luck
make 3-5 new microsoft accounts, use all 100 boosts on each one, and figure out what words trigger the shit out of the filter, and then use synonyms or allusions to get around it. I
Eg, Under no circumstances can you ever ask the damn thing to show you a butt, that's an auto-block. So instead you gotta make up a scenario where a butt would be present, and go from there
Its only going to get more prevalent as the systems are further refined. In 5-10 years you're going to be swamped with so much AI content that you won't ever be able to sift through it all
SR 3/4
Four hours and I didn't get the Hudra for Coho once
>Hudra
Are you sure that's even in the game?
You know what I meant smartass
I just want that feeling of power in my hands. It's a very rare treat to be able to manually melt Cohos lifebar with your main weapon like that.
i trust myself to have other weapons and protect the hydra than to use the hydra and hope others keep bosses off me.
>round 1 coho
uhh
guess i can stick around for a 2nd
GG
I got connection unstable once, so if I vanish that's why
Yeah I suck with boozer and hydra
I think I'm finally starting to improve with it. I just hate how bad it feels against lessers.
The Baboozler, for clarification.
did I just see a drizzler steal your killer wail? lol
Gang raped by a bunch flyfish
Let me know if anyone has a spot free
We’ve got one
Invite when you get a chance
Didn’t see I was the guy in charge just sent one out
>golden eggs weren't being thrown at the flyfish
wish I wasn't the one handed the hydra. there were too many other things to worry about other than shooting at the boss, which didn't give me the chance to do so
I’m done for tonight. I had fun though thanks for playing
SR room open 2/4
Full coho meter
>silver Flyfish badge
Ii always try to go after the frickers as much as I can I feel like I should have had this shit already but I guess I was only playing for 1200 and a king most of the rotations until about a month ago.
Have to go for now need a cold shower it's been way too hot lately
I think I like the orange suit more than black
salmon 3/4
I'll come if you're not full yet
thought I was about to dc too..
>12 bronze
dang
ggs salmon
Good games SR, nice 12 bronze. I'm done for now.
Frick I got disconnected. Is the room still up?
all bronze baby
ggs squad
die thread DIE
You first
>i main dark tetras how could you tell?
GG G!!!
GG
>come with in a hair of getting back to prof2
>get worst team imaginable
>profresh +2
are any of you Gankertards EVP
Only the ones that were carried.
GGs
well done salmoners
Solid GOLD baby
>bronze Sockeye badge
Really thought I already had that shit, guess not
These randos are very hit or miss
Salmon room 2/4
>see host
Nah
You die 10 times and kill less than 10 bosses per run
Damn, so the blacklist is real then..
there's no blacklist but im not going to force myself to play with really bad players that just waste my time
How's the new rotation?
Hydra on Sockeye is guranteed Coho kills if someone who knows what they're doing gets ahold of it.
very easy if you let the hydra kill every mobile boss in his vicinity while you kill the stationary bosses
American splatoon players eating estrogen pills in discord groups. You will never be Japanese.
Yep, trying to carry two randos ain't it, think that's all for me for now
Zons, that is all.
Built for pumping full of ink until they explode
Made for marriage and impregnation.
big swig vs a scrapper who refuses to get stunned is pretty fun
>No one thinks you're "Fresh!"
Not even exaggerating when I say I think about twenty fricking Flyfish spawned that shift.
open the app and show us proof
Well apparently it was only 8 but that seems like complete bullshit
It feels like 20 because all of you squiggers are allergic to killing flyfish
merely killing one is a chore in of itself though.
They need to make it where a charged tri stinger shot can destroy a bin.
It can be done in one missile cycle if you are proactive enough. Yes they're the biggest chore in the game but that doesn't mean you should just let them linger. Use specials if you need to
There are 2 people who love to host rooms that I avoid because of that.
>EVP 470
I think I can do it lads
To reach 999? I'd say you need to reach 700-800 by the end of the day to finish it off tomorrow. 800-999 is usually a wall that you get stuck on for hours unless you luck out on a good team.
>55 second Coho kill
GET FRICKED FATASS
Any SR rooms open?
Well I can feel myself starting to become a bit physically ill, it's break time I do believe
when next splatfest
>Try using shiver sex chatbot
>it’s fart porn
lol
lmao
Give me something funny to put as the next message
Any rooms with free spaces?
Frick I missed the invite
GOLD!
Any rooms?
Yeah I got a go-getter room, 1/4 open but it's going fast
Another gold! GG's team.
>Got THREE (3) gold this rotation
>only played for two hours
AND THAT';S WHY I'M THE KING. BABY.
You guys are pretty based, don't go to mincemeat tomorrow.
Should I buy the splatoon switch oled or wait for the switch 2?
switch2 won't be till next ,march/april at the earliest, if not june/july or even november.
assuming you don't own a swit ch njust buy the oled if it has 3-5 games you care about. otherwise just wait the upgrade from base to oled is minor.
I'll wait for the switch 2 then. I already have a base switch
How much X power does it take to earn a badge?
It’s not about power, but placement. Standard badge is top 2000, silver is top 500, and gold is top 10
Where does Captain Three even live?
>thinking a murder hobo has a house
bold anon. Stupid and bold.
More than you'll ever earn.
oled really only offers a slightly bigger battery and mayyyybe better visuals due to the oled screen, frankly i don't see it though.
waiting is definitely better unless you gotta consoooooom product.
Nah, she lives with Callie and Marie. After all it was because of their busy idol schedule that caused Craig to recruit Three which led to her getting all kinds of fricked up
>Nah, she lives with Callie and Marie.
that still makes her a couch surfing murder hobo anon. plus we have no proof she lives in their manor. she could sleep outside in the dog house or on the roof for all we know.
>their manor
They live in an apartment
>the most famous idol group lives in a shitty apartment
>pearl has an entire estate plus partial ownership of camp triggerfish
Squid Sisters....sisters....how can we recover????
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'll take 5 demonic squid friends, a dancing plant, and two copies of squid kong country please.
Well I mean Pearl came from money. Callie and Marie didn't.
with me of course
3/4 fish killing
nice another goldie
stop getting golds without me
I disconnected send invite please
Spooktober's here. You DID dress your veemo in the amazing witch costume, right? Because I sure as frick did. It'll be my way of coping with not having a scary splatfest again.
are you moronic?
Evidently I've been out of the loop longer than I thought. Did it really get datamined?
>And I dressed up my veemo as Elvis with the new Salmon Run gear.
I can respect that.
No, I just felt like talking shit.
You b***h.
>he doesn't know
>Spooktober
You mean Splatoween. And I dressed up my veemo as Elvis with the new Salmon Run gear.
>Dressing your veemo up as Elvis
Based. The man had excellent music. But the only downside is that Col. Tom Parker worked him to death and is in Hell for doing what he did to Elvis, the fricking conman c**t.
I took a screenshot of my gold scales a month ago and I apparently got about 60 gold scales since then. Cool. it helps i didn't have work for that month. the grind is gonna slow down for me now
God we aren't having much luck right now
ggs, for now
nice golds earlier
Who are the poolsclosed approved players?
me
>Verification not required.
I need me a goth squid gf
>inkling in water
rip
I don't think we're gonna get any better rando luck tonight, gn
I'm down to do a boss after the change if any of you guys are.
Change is in 16 hours
Bretty good group we got. Let's do it.
Smartass.
Much, much better. Last time I got screwed almost every single time with hydra. High tide hydra here is just fun.
What the shit just happened?
>tons of big shots
>also tons of eels so you can't stay there
lame
>die by a stinger not even aimed at me
>dead for 20 seconds
unlucky
Christ, I hate when they literally never stop spawning. That shit's supposed to stop at the 30 second mark, isn't it?
Did laphi finally get banned
3/4 sr
yeah
True or shitposting? Why would they get banned?
grooming
Why won't him? Clique morons like him or octotroony need a ban both in game and on Ganker
>Why won't him?
spelling mistake
And this clique, is it in the room with us right now?
fatty jumping from shore all the way to basket looked hilarious
remember the better times?
>he jumped clear over the tower to the basket
YO, WHAT THE FRICK. I had no idea coho could fricking do that. That shit was scary. But we got 5 silvers, so it was worth it. That took a lot out of me, so I'm done. Thanks for the boss fight.
second time i've seen it. i'm not sure why it happens
Truly a force to be reckoned with.
he targeted the inkjet but since there's no valid point the default one is used
makes sense. you'd think he'd target someone else immediately before jumping
>unprompted namedropping starts
Oh boy here we go. It always starts at the same time too.
i already miss the real person that got banned
amazing how some cretin can get banned for some irrelevant shit while blatantly throwing timmies with trash like dualies, splooshes and clashes can go negative for multiple times in a row and nothing will ever be done to them
>it's just a le game!
go le game into open and turf homosexual subhumans
iM BORED of splatoon, goodbye Ganker
See you next splatfest, guarantee you'll play a few rounds then notice you're only catalog level x with y days left until the season ends and before you know it you're back grinding for shit you don't care about "just in case"
help me
oh ill DEFINTELY be here next splat fest/big wave, but for now. Im SICK of splatoon 3.
>he isn't done with catalogue already
bruh
See you tommorrow.
It's really disheartening when you know you were blacklisted by most of the pool. No one will play with you when you are so bad at the game and you have nothing to offer.
i used to be good but then i put the game off for a couple of days now im just Okay... ahh well whatever ill get back into the game when it feels natural
How exactly would you "know" that? It's not like an announcement goes out.
IF you play the game and you actively join salmon run rooms, the word gets out quick. No one really brings it up in these threads though...
It's important to remember that playing with anybody whose first reaction is to shun you due to errors in the way you play isn't worth bothering with. It's impossible to have fun playing with someone who will namedrop and/or put you on their personal blacklist for the slightest mistakes.
have you tried to not be on a timmy rando level and not go on rants how you didn't pay $60 to paint the floor in a game about painting the floor?
Why don't you play with me and give me a chance...
if i wanted to give chances to shitters i would play series/freelance
it feels kinda empty..
things haven't been the same since anon got banned...
i like how fog can give us a win we don't deserve
Nice games guys.
one more king
gg
2/4 sr
everyone i played with today had cute titles and banners
>not enough players!
HUH and it boots you lol
not enough players message means we're cool
ggs silvers squad
gg we'll get 'em next time
are splatroons the least based fanbase?
the opposite