Splatoon 3

How the Salmon murder coming along?

  1. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >start playing like absolute shit today for no apparent reason

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      It happens to everyone at some point, keep trying and consider taking a break if you start getting tilted

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >for no apparent reason

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      This was me on friday. Doing better than ever today now that I switched to inkbrush, really like it. Try a new weapon if you feel like you are in a rut.

  2. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >inkbrush during cohozuna round

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      during cohozuna round
      That's pretty much any of the weapons of the current cycle for the cohozuna wave.
      These weapons have the lowest collective damage output of all cycles since launch.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Kitting the fuck out of chum while my teammtes clean everything else up

  3. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >"B-but Mr.Grizz, those are civilians."

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't checked out the current rotation. Last one wrecked my shit.

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I think that Carbon is the roller for me

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    What your guys' favorite mid-range weapon? I've been using the splash-o-matic and I don't think I can get used to anything else.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I've been playing Stamper, forcing myself to get good with it. It feels like sometimes I'm an area denial monster, sometimes it feels like I suck. I'm sure this weapon would be more of a menace with a better special.

  7. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >play salmon run everyday from the release to get all the capsules at least
    >6 silver scales
    >no golds

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      i got one gold today for the first time and we didn't even kill him. its 100% rng. must just be a low drop rate.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        it has to be like 0, something percent, not even gacha has rates this bad

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I think you get more depending on the damage you deal on him

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know how true this is. The Hydra Splatling melted him the other day, I easily did over 50% damage by myself and I didn't get fuck all in terms of rewards. I have never even seen a gold scale.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          i am absolutely convinced it is pure rng. if anything is datamined that proves me otherwise i'll be surprised. i have regularly received better or similar rewards just getting to his stage and not actually killing him.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Really? I remember getting a shitload of scales when I was dealing a majority of the damage also with hydra. In fact that's how I got my first gold scale

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          I’m pretty positive the number of scales you get is proportional to the amount of damage you do to him(including after he dies). The quality of said scales seems to be random though.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Really? I remember getting a shitload of scales when I was dealing a majority of the damage also with hydra. In fact that's how I got my first gold scale

            >do most damage to him one round and kill him
            >6 regular scales and one silver
            >we get to him another time and i spend the round trying to deal with regular enemies and bosses and don't do much damage to him and we wipe
            >7 regular scales and a gold
            ah yes makes sense.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            don't you always get up to 10 scales depending on how much health was depleted? I don't think you can get more

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >want to get more silver scales
      >get gold instead
      what the FUCK

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Earned all capsules today
      >It's all money

  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    https://game8.co/games/Splatoon-3/archives/388880

    Get free banner from scanning this on Switch app

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Install the app
      No thank you.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        It takes 10 seconds. What's the big deal?

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          I don't want to install the app. That's all.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          For some reason there people think the NSO app is equivalent to chinese cryptomining spyware (even though it's completely free and you'd have to have NSO in the first place to even use it)

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            That's retarded yet understandable. Some people seriously think that and that's their right, I guess. We're also all in a simulation and gangstalking is real.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think that. I just don't want to install an app I will use exactly once.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              >Splatnet3 with exclusive gear
              >Crusty Sean adventures with exclusive stuff by cashing in battle points
              >QR reader for QR code gear
              >Being able to check your percentage of completion on Story Mode
              >Seeing the map schedules
              >This is all somehow bad

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't say it was bad, I said I don't want to do it. See

                >doesn't want to visit Annie and her unique clothing+ability combinations
                Correct. I don't care enough about this game to do that.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Kinda wish it didn't have exclusive gear because that sucks for the people that can't use it, but yeah, Splatoon is like the one game that actually uses it well. Everything else is basically just the voice chat which I mean the only people that would refuse to use discord instead would probably also refuse to use the Nintendo app, so it's completely pointless.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, only times I used the app before was for the same things in Splatoon 2. The integration sucked with Smash and I don't play Animal Crossing or the other few games it supports.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Now that you mention it I do remember using it to import patterns in animal crossing, and you could also text chat in multiplayer through it, still not as good as Splatoon's integration but a step above the rest

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                So far the only exclusive gear is an ugly hair net, the clothing will take a lot of chunks to make yourself but there’s no guarantee to get what you want through the app in a timely matter anyways.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Most of the "SplatNet exclusive" gear is just normal gear with abilities you don't find normally in game.

                Only actual exclusive stuff right now is Crusty's hat.

                Side note, why couldn't get we get the Splatoon 1 Crusty hat instead.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Which Crusty hat was in Splatoon 1?

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            I just don't think I should have to install an app to access something that is part of the game and should be available in game. It's like going over to your neighbor's house to ask for the keys to your own car.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              Are you also one of those people that get pissed off that fast food places have app-only coupons?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Different anon here, I didn't know that was a thing, there isn't any fast food places for hours where I live.
                But yeah that sucks.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                No because those are least theoretically reduce the clutter of paper coupons (too bad most companies still shit up my mailbox with them). Splatoon app doesn't serve as a substitute to anything, it's purely an unnecessary extra step.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        sucks for you i will be enjoying my new banner

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        I use an old phone, emulator should work as well

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't want to visit Annie and her unique clothing+ability combinations

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't want to visit Annie and her unique clothing+ability combinations
          Correct. I don't care enough about this game to do that.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      For those too lazy to open

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    So what's a good point to start playing ranked?
    I feel pretty confident in turf war, winning most of my matches but I joined one ranked match and people just wrecked my shit.
    Can I just play without worrying of getting into MMR hell that I can't get out of?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      If you just want to "practice" ranked, play the Open format.
      The rewards for winning/losing in that mode are very low (8/-2 respectively), so you can play without worrying too much.

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Round 2 of people think the melee weapon is for chum clean up only
    Damn you shooters brains. 1st Dynamo filtered you, know inkbrush?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      You really need to learn English before you try to post again

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous
  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on Inkvac?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      When they use it I can’t even flank them because it somehow succs it up despite not looking at me. When I use it they just walk up and shoot me through the reticule and I don’t understand shit.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Very good, it being able to suck bombs I didn't expect but I like it

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Bro it sucks literally anything. It'd suck up other peoples ults like the akira bike, the booya bomb, trizooka, and mini whale. All of crab tanks abilities.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          That's why you hit behind the player or to the sides instead of in front of them. Bombs tossed to their sides or behind them will kill them or at least force them to try to move leaving them open.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Bombs blow them up real good.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Thoughts on Inkvac?
      They're pretty great. So I am not really complaining or demanding that they should be buffed or anything.
      But it does actually annoy me how even if you skillfully parry and dodge all the attacks of one or several enemies, if they are right up on you they can splat you all but guaranteed in the window between the succ and shot.
      I guess I don't actually have a real issue with that in particular. But why do they need to have a window where you're all but practically helpless and all but sure to die, and still nerf and murder your turning speed while the special is active? It's incredibly anti-climactic to survive, in spite of the terrible turn speed, for the full succ and still die all but guaranteed as soon as the succ ends.

      One or the other would have been fine. Both is just kind of unsatisfying and I am not even sure the special would even be that much better if you removed one of these flaws. If you kept the succ/shot window but removed the terrible turn speed then you'd still die all but guaranteed as soon as the succ ends. And if you removed the succ/shot window but kept the terrible turn speed, then you could still be circled around and be side or backshot.

      I don't really know. That's just kind of how I feel about it generally. Otherwise I really love the special. It's kind of beautiful how it's a defensive support special, with decent range and coverage, that rewards you with an offensive attack scaled to how many attacks you blocked. Combining both defence and offence, while leaning into the former. But denying the enemy team of their attacks still leaves them as dead meat if you've got an ally with you to take them out. It is a good special, and it's an engaging one too that demands you to pay very close attention to your aim, position, and everyone else's positions for the full duration of the special. So it's far from a set it and forget it special, but it is quick deploy and can be great in a pinch. Really like the thing.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Getting close and point blank splatting is literally the only counterplay for the inkvac.
        But the inkvac area is so large you can realistically use it to make your entire team immortal.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Any rapidfire weapon can do it. Or you just have good timing. The latter is admittedly kind of trick though, but I've gotten a lot of inkvac users with my chargers while right up in their face.
          But with the rapid fire weapons it's basically a free kill.

          But yeah the area of effect is large and the special is great anyway.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Ultra stamp is a direct counter. I haven't tried throwing the hammer at the vac but they get rolled over like nothing. pretty satisfying since the hammer is shit at everything else in this game and my favorite splatling is stuck with jt

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            The vac sucks up the hammer throw. Happened to me last night, I threw the hammer at someone sucking and imy hammer was immediately deleted

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              that is so gay. So that just leaves reefslider, missiles and whale I take it? taking the hammer all the way to the vac is probably a terrible idea in a neutral situation

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                If it can suck up the hammer it might be able to suck up missiles too. I haven't seen the combination in action yet.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                I guess I should start using it more to see counterplay. 96 gal was my favorite in 2 anyway, doesn't seem like it will do very well in this meta though

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                it can

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you're in the middle of a fight and the enemy just starts giving you the succ

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Crunchy
      >eating Puffs

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Hand with no arm
      Great art style

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >A rank series
    >tower control
    >wipeout the enemy team
    >one team member survives
    >instead of actually getting on the totally free and safe tower with no other player even close to it, he just inks the area surrounding the middle instead of carrying the tower beyond the middle
    Fuck that guy. He ruined my series streak.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      come back to B rank, we'll do it right

  14. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Getting a boner everytime cohozuna and his big belly squash me

  15. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    sadpanda g/1454511/21d87e0dfd/

    Annie x Octoling (Splat1 version)
    Pearl x Marina

  16. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Inkbrush retard stays collecting eggs
    >Inkbrush retard is too busy doing jackshit to deal with the shit ton of Stingers spread on the map.
    >Inkbrush retard too busy trying to attack Steelhead like a manlet.
    >Inkbrush retard ends up costing the match because he wanted to show off reviving a teammate by steamrolling instead of throwing a bomb or painting normally.
    >Inkbrush retard too busy inserting eggs while rolling instead of steamrolling mothership crates.
    >Inkbrush retard too busy putting eggs instead of attacking small fries from grillers.

    Inkbrush is a godsend in Salmon Run, but it’s a curse in anyone retarded, which is 90% of Splatoon’s playerbase.

  17. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't win a single run on my way to the shift bonus

  18. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Is Cohozuna just supposed to be impossible on Profresh? Feel like the timer fucking zooms, look one second and we have 50 seconds left at half health, suddenly 10 seconds left and it hasn't budged. Literally only beaten it once and that was the first time I got him. Doesn't help they make maps so full of hazards that one smack from a Cohock sends you flying into water. And I swear I never got instagibbed by a swarm of Little Fry before, they must've increased the amount of times you can be hit in a second or increased their attack speed, Salmon Run is painful in Splatoon 3.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't killed him once yet so I dunno.

      Really hope they introduce a better way to get scales cause this shit is tedious and it doesn't sound like winning even makes a difference.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      depends on the rotation amd rng
      For a kill you both need to spam eggs and have dps weapons wailing on its belly. So if the game just decides to spawn a trillion bosses that take 5 years to kill or it's no damage rotation like this one shit's fucked
      Seriously if cohozuna weapons are always rotated why not make it grizzco only weapons?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        That would make it so much more fair. I thought this rotation would be pretty nice, but I thought that for the last one too with the inkguzzling Dynamo.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I managed to kill him with randoms on profresh +2. I had the sloshing machine and me and the guy with the bow were wailing on him while the others were collecting golden eggs to shoot at him. Had only like 5 second to spare, felt good

  19. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >only shoes with intensify action are those fugly ass pink sandals with SOCKS
    Holy fuck why

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      The concept of shoobies is lost on Inklings.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      the majority of the shoes in these games are ugly, have been since 1

  20. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Salmonids did nothing wrong, what inkling are doing is genocide

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's ok because the Salmonids enjoy it.

      No really that's the lore.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty cool. I mean the inklings do too that's basically what turf war is. Not sure if you're canonically killing the salmonids or not though.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Salmonids are literally a one minded warrior race that want to slaughter until they are slaughtered themselves. If you don't get rid of them they'll overrun every other race until nobody is left, they'll probably turn on each other when there isn't anybody else left to target.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's ok because the Salmonids enjoy it.

        No really that's the lore.

        Wait.
        So Salmonids are basically just Orks on a WAAAGH!? It all makes so much sense now.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, they're in it for the fight and actually relish the chance to die in combat (and get eaten afterward). Hell the Griller boss is them already preemptively cooking themselves for you.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            So we're full-time employees culling the vorefag population? Sounds good to me.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >salmonids surge up to murder everything that lives on the land every 70 years
      >get mad when pre-emptively culled
      choke to death on my hot sticky ink, samonfag.

  21. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone had any luck killing Cohozuna with randoms or am I gonna have to convince some friends to play together just to have a chance?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I killed him with randoms on the last weapon rotation. This one feels hopeless

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      There's probably the odd lucky team and some that did in the earlier levels, but once you get promoted to the higher ranks you're probably shit out of luck with randoms. The best case scenario I've had is getting down to like the last 10% health

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I killed him in this rotation for the first time. Never played with friends.

  22. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Scorch gorge fucking sucks

  23. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >fight 4 cohos
    >2 wins
    >nothing but bronze scales
    >2 loses
    >2 silvers, rest bronze
    >1 gold, rest bronze

  24. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm convinced that absolutely no one that plays Clam Blitz knows how to actually play it, myself included.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think even the devs know how to play Clam Blitz.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I know I don't. My least favourite mode

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Clam Blitz should be replaced with Player Destruction from TF2

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I can't stand clam blitz anymore, feels like every enemy team is a premade

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's easy
      >Get ball
      >Throw ball at basket
      >Cry because despite your best efforts and "this way!" spam giving them a heads up, nobody even tries to score
      >Watch your teammates stare at the basket and wonder why you're playing clam blitz

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I know I don't. My least favourite mode

      Clam Blitz should be replaced with Player Destruction from TF2

      Why do people pretend like Clam Blitz is some Uber confusing mode? You just collect clams and throw them in the enemies basket. I don’t see what’s so problematic about it.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Because when you choose the pick up the clams vastly influences how easy it is to throw them in the basket and there is no way to tell your teammates to fuck off.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          If you see a teammate with 7 clams and you have 3, just throw him one.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't say it was confusing, I said it's my least favourite mode.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        it rewards good play the most and punishes poor play the most. If you control turf you can control the clam drops on the map preventing the enemy team from scoring, if you notice they're all attacking with no defenders you can easily punish with a fast score, if they're only defending you control clams and coordinate specials. since most teams are poorly coordinated a lot of clam blitz games are just one team defending after they get ahead

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I like it with competent teammates since rounds can go really damn fast.

  25. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Post your mollusks

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Ok

  26. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >When she tells you she's curious about fursuiting

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw your impressionable inkling sees too many furry posts in the plaza

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        well
        can't win em all

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          It's for the best, anon. Any trace of who they once were just isn't there anymore.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      this is the first time i have seen a splatoon character and cringed

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        That's the point, Anon. I don't actually use this outfit. I use the Marina amiibo top so my Octo will have tiddies and then whatever else I like.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Horrible

  27. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    What's the LEAST honest weapon?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Clash blaster

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Clash Blaster.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this "honest" buzzword and wish it never caught on.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Splat 1 Dynamo

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      aerospray in turf war
      n zap and all blasters in splat zones
      sloshing machine and all blasters in tower control
      i don’t play anything else

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        It balances out though because 90% of aerospray users in turf war are retards who struggle to break 700 pts. At least they do when they're on my team

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      sloshing machine

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Bloblobber.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        blob is a giant meme

  28. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played Salmon Run for 3
    What changes did they make?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >you can throw eggs long distance
      >few new bosses
      >customisation in salmon run
      >mega boss extra level

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        24/7 now and new bosses and maps.
        Plus you can throw eggs now, either to get them closer to the basket, into the basket or as a weapon.

        Throwing eggs sounds nice.
        Also
        >mega boss extra level
        What?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          godzilla

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            When you finish wave 3, there's a chance a king salmonid will show up for an extra wave.
            We've only seen one so far, a fat fuck named Cohozuna, but Nintendo's implied there are others coming down the line.

            Anything I should know when facing it so I don't fuck up?

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              aim for the belly.
              you're probably going to die anyway

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Throw gold eggs at him. Grizz says he's given you an egg cannon and that's what it is.

                If your weapon does shitty damage you can throw golden eggs at it for damage instead.

                When Grizz says he's giving you an egg cannon, that means your egg throws now do damage.

                Weak point is stomach and use eggs when the cannon becomes available. Thank you for the intel.
                Is it worth starting now, given the weapons are shit?

                during cohozuna round
                That's pretty much any of the weapons of the current cycle for the cohozuna wave.
                These weapons have the lowest collective damage output of all cycles since launch.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Current weapons are fine, especially for low ranks.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Anyone currently playing Salmon Run?
                I assume the randoms are as bad as they were in 2.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Is it worth starting now, given the weapons are shit?
                It's worth it. You want to grab the reward capsules that you can get before the next cycle in two days.
                It will be more difficult to kill the King Salmonid when it spawns though because of the low damage output of the weapons. And it's not quite right to say that the current weapons suck. They are all fast and quick, which is actually very desirable for all the non-King levels. And the King Salmonid only ever spawns like every 5+ runs anyway so that's most of them. And a loss against the King Salmonid still counts as a victory overall. Killing the King Salmonid is just a super victory.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                But is it worth playing with randoms? Not sure any of my friends are still around.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Throw gold eggs at him. Grizz says he's given you an egg cannon and that's what it is.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                If your weapon does shitty damage you can throw golden eggs at it for damage instead.

                how to throw golden eggs??

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                A when you're not near the egg basket.
                It costs ink like a grenade.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                moron just do the tutorial if you dont even know this

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              If your weapon does shitty damage you can throw golden eggs at it for damage instead.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              When Grizz says he's giving you an egg cannon, that means your egg throws now do damage.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          When you finish wave 3, there's a chance a king salmonid will show up for an extra wave.
          We've only seen one so far, a fat fuck named Cohozuna, but Nintendo's implied there are others coming down the line.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      24/7 now and new bosses and maps.
      Plus you can throw eggs now, either to get them closer to the basket, into the basket or as a weapon.

  29. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    how do i get good. I jsut started but im always last place on my team at the end of a match

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Pursue the objective of the mode instead of endlessly swimming to the middle of the stage and locking yourself in a stalemate with the enemy team for 3 minutes.

  30. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I really start to suspect silver and gold scales are tied to how many eggs you shoved down Cohozuna's fat ass
    For how long is even to get one the payoffs are completely horrid it's like they actually aim for people to unlock everything only a week before the splat 4

  31. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I wish lockers were a little more in-depth, like seeing the number of people who have seen your locker, how many people freshed it, maybe some comments or seeing your past posts next to it
    just something

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >how many people freshed it, maybe some comments
      Let's just have a whole new post section called 'Splatbook' while we're at it so YouTubers and Reddit can ruin the plaza even more.

  32. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw the card game is actually fun
    Can you play against other players at a certain level or just NPCs?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Supposedly an update will allow PVP.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Good enough for me

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      you can fight 'against' somebody. meaning the computer plays using their deck
      most nintendo solution ever

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      How do you play, what are the strats? The tutorial is shit.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        clog as much space upwards as you can asap then try to ruin every attempt of enemy doing shit. Have both big ass pieces to clog and small pieces to fill gaps and farm special points

  33. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Not good

  34. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    How is it that every single Tower Control round I'M THE ONLY FUCKING PLAYER MOVING THE TOWER?!?!
    Do people just choose which mode to play randomly?

  35. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you can report shit like this? And it works?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't do anything if you report it (besides remove it from your own plaza,) but for some reason people think it does.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty baffling anyone thinks Nintendo would staff people to police things they don't like

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Nintendo bans chud flags stages in Smash because it's "politics" and they were doing a good job enforcing it when the game was new
          >Yet Splatoon is completely ignored

          [...]

          moron, I had to turn off my art plaza in 2 because of those chud fucks.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            I definitely think reporting works. At the very least it hides the shit from your square permanently. There's plenty of pictures of people bitching their shit got deleted. Also the square seems to be better now in terms of artwork than it was during the first couple days.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              >There's plenty of pictures of people bitching their shit got deleted
              can you share? The only one I've seen was for "wazzup lesbians"

              [...]

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >besides remove it from your own plaza
        Good, that's all I want.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >People think reporting works for some reason
        Yeah, and here's the reason.

        [...]

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Don't know if Nintendo takes any action against the player but the post does indeed vanish from your lobby forever when you report it.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I remember people getting assmad on twitter because they were receiving warnings in Splatoon2, so it might work or it might just hide it so Nintendo doesn't have to deal with fags.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      yes i report every faggy shit i see
      ought to spare the kids playing this the deprivity

  36. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    First time playing a splatoon game, i'm having a lot of fun with the sp, (no mp, using a hacked switch)
    The game runs suprisingly well.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      They all have. It's funny. Back during the Wii U days when Splatoon was new. Everyone kept shitposting about games failing to meet the 60fps standard. With so many games on the PS4 promising to meet said standard but failing to meet it. Only to have people mock the Wii U for supposedly being even worse at it.
      The logic presumably being that the hardware is weaker, which is objectively true and obvious to anyone. But the Wii U had some of the best 60fps track record on the market. Because the Wii U games were actually optimized and built to match the hardware. And not just built for pretty screenshots not seen in motion.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        The new square lags incredibly bad for me, but all the actual gameplay segments run very well.

  37. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    this man is your FRIEND
    he fights for FUREEDOM

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      How did that man not shit himself. I don't care if they raised the bear from a cub, an animal's an animal.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        the weak fear the strong

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        They think they're safe and because they raised them the animal won't maul them if a neuron misfires in their non-domesticated brain.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          That's what the woman with the pet chimp thought before it mauled her friend's face and ripped her face off, or the guy who was excited about getting a PS4 and his cat mauled him.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Cat was a hero and knew what it was doing though.

  38. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    God fucking hell after alterna
    I wasn't prepared
    I can't even consistently get past that bit where you transfer from one moving column to another now, I somehow slip off. If I get past there I normally fucking just fall off the bit with the ink lines because it's really hard to judge how far you need to jump to reach the next one.
    I got as far as the conveyor belt of random blocks, I almost reached the platform with the jumppad on it then fucking ate shit into the water
    I'm guessing I'm not even half way done

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Part 1: Platforming
      Part 2: Targets on rails
      Part 3: Ink striped boxes with missiles every 5 goddamn seconds
      Part 4: Octoling battles in 3 waves (final one has at least 10 Octolings and they constantly use specials and subs)
      Each part has a checkpoint, at least.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Once you get past the conveyor belt of blocks you get your first checkpoint, and for what it's worth I found that first area to be the hardest.

        4 stages, Jesus - at least there are other checkpoints. I was seriously concerned if it was any longer that I was eventually going to burn through my stockpile of like 26k eggs.

        >I somehow slip off
        hold b idiotman
        >fall off the bit with the ink lines
        jump to fat ball on the first three rest are irrelevant and easy
        >I got as far as the conveyor belt of random blocks
        you can ink them preemptively
        >not even half way done
        there are 4 stages and 2 is even worse

        >hold B
        You mean like hold jump like I'm going to do a squid surge? My only issue with that is that it slows you right down so I worry I'll not make the transfer between columns, but I'll give it a go.
        Thanks for the advice on the fat balls on the ink lines, I'll try that.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >You mean like hold jump like I'm going to do a squid surge?
          yes that essentially stops sliding down just release ZL when there's time to fall

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          You get a Mr. Grizz badge, bear ear headband, and Grizz's backstory in the log section for beating it. If you don't care about any of that, you could just skip it.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Lore and cosmetics are super important for me so I must do it.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Damn it, I wanted the ear band but I lack the skills to be able to complete that stage once I get to it. Oh well. Never got the golden toothpick from Octo Expansion either.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              It took me about 3 days to get to the Octoling section and another 2 to finally beat it. Just keep trying.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Part 4: Octoling battles in 3 waves (final one has at least 10 Octolings and they constantly use specials and subs)
        Now that it's been a couple of days since I've beaten it and I've restored some of my self confidence I can admit it.
        This part was fucking hell and I had to try it a billion times. Holy fuck it was so frustrating, the first two waves are manageable but the last wave was an absolute nightmare.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          you have a fucking infinite special just run around charging it then splashdown anything too stupid to be near, while octos do in fact try to shoot you down they are no X players and will fail most of the time

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            I just told you I've beaten it. Also I found abusing the salmon buddy a better strategy, it kills octolings very quickly and even if you miss it acts as a decoy. Almost every time I used the special they killed me in midair.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            spamming splashdown doesnt work because whenever I tried to splashdown they just did it at the same time so it did nothing

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm guessing I'm not even half way done
      Just like, don't fall lmao

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Once you get past the conveyor belt of blocks you get your first checkpoint, and for what it's worth I found that first area to be the hardest.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I somehow slip off
      hold b idiotman
      >fall off the bit with the ink lines
      jump to fat ball on the first three rest are irrelevant and easy
      >I got as far as the conveyor belt of random blocks
      you can ink them preemptively
      >not even half way done
      there are 4 stages and 2 is even worse

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >2 is even worse
        You think so? I'm terrible at rail shooting levels and I still felt like each section went from hardest to easiest. That one part where you had to zigzag across the 3 rails to shoot balloons on each side was hands down the most rage inducing part of part 2 tho

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Not only it has that fucking zigzag where you have dick all time to shoot stuff it also has the final fall where you have even less time to hit stuff and can't even bomb it. Fuck this bullshit and fuck rail levels

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      bit with the ink lines because it's really hard to judge how far you need to jump
      This was the hardest part of the level. They give you a single line that makes it really hard to judge depth to force you to turn the camera so you can’t see the enemies shooting at you. Jumping off the ink lines also feels different than any other jump in the game and this is the first time in any of they three games that required any level of precision. The whole first part of the level just felt like a series of gimmicky traps to kill and force you to retread the long otherwise easy level with no check points.

  39. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    HOLY BASED, I'll start doing so

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      yes i report every faggy shit i see
      ought to spare the kids playing this the deprivity

      [...]
      Warms my heart when the bad guys finally lose one

      [...]
      BASED NINTENDO

      >censorship is heckin based

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Daily reminder
        Also I really do hate ranked, still salty about losing 2 promotion exams last night. Think if I ever do get to A I'll never touch that shit again and become a grizzco family man for life.

        Heres your (You)

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Look he used the word!

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        yes
        cope chud

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >enjoying freedom of expression and speech is chud
          thats right sisters the founding fathers were all secretly trans

          Keeping sexually explicit content out of a kids game is a good thing, yes.
          >but the e-boi drawing Japs
          Honestly doesn't belong in the game either, there's plenty of other platforms for that shit.

          >I want to purposefully spread my shit to kids
          it's not even about being gay
          why do you have to shove your sex in this game? kids play this

          >sexually explicit content
          the existence of lesbos isn't sexually explicit are you high? Do you think Snow White is too sexually explicit because it portrayed the existence of heterosexual attraction?

          You sure stirred up the hive.

          well yes, they can't handle seeing a word. it doesn't take much.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Getting trannies kicked out isn't censorship. It's getting rid of the pox that's plaguing the internet.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Keeping sexually explicit content out of a kids game is a good thing, yes.
        >but the e-boi drawing Japs
        Honestly doesn't belong in the game either, there's plenty of other platforms for that shit.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        You sure stirred up the hive.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >I want to purposefully spread my shit to kids
        it's not even about being gay
        why do you have to shove your sex in this game? kids play this

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          You better shriek the same bullshit any time a game ever has boobs or butts

  40. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Try the special charge up meme build on Reeflux
    >10+ tenta missles per match

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >use reeflux for 3 matches
      >have to stop because fingers ache
      Not worth

  41. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    man I hope they give burst bomb back to the slosher deco

    give it tenta missiles too for maximum cuntiness

  42. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    New to splatoon
    Tips for Salmon Run? Do I just shoot fish with abandon?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Some bosses like scrappers, maws and sometimes steel eels are fine to leave alive so you can draw them close to the basket, or even so meaner bosses don't spawn in their place.
      Others, like fly fish and stingers, need to die so fast it doesn't even matter if you get their eggs afterwards.
      Once you have the eggs to pass the wave, more eggs are not worth risking your life for.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Flyfish are a nightmare. They're the ones that fly with two boxes at their sides and you need to throw a bomb in each of them while they're open. Kill them as soon as you can.
      The UFO-type enemies will come crashing down if you enter their green teleportation field, you can do it to bait them and jump on the saucer to kill them easily.
      If you have a paintbrush or a roller, prioritize inking the ground for your teammates rather than killing enemies.
      As soon as each wave starts and at the end when the timer has run out focus on inking as much ground as possible. Make sure to paint a bit of the walls as well, they're invaluable escape points.
      Always remember you have a special. You can only use it two times, make them count.
      Certain stages have cannons you can board by swimming into them. They use up your ink, so whenever you aren't shooting get out and recharge.

  43. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Stop lewding my daughter.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      your daughter is super hot

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      im going to make you into a grand dad

  44. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I have to sweat my balls off if I want to play turf war, I thought this was the casual mode
    This shit is worse than ranked and I'm in A+, I just want to test out new weapons

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      This is the only place I can get a sick holo sticker for my locker and I'll be DAMNED if your scrub ass FUCKS IT UP take your new weapon to ranked you fucking shitter

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        Ranked mode = babby time
        Turf War = hardened warriors

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        No.
        Carry me harder while I study the blade if you want to win your precious turf wars shitter

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      This is how Turf War has been since the first game because it has no real matchmaking in it

  45. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Is it me, or does this Salmon Run selection suck camel penorz?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Next 2 are gonna be pretty decent.

  46. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Cant use an EXP ticket and an ability slot ticket at the same time
    >Game keeps giving me sub up tickets

    Bros i want ink recovery on my main for the splatfest tee

  47. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I noticed y’all have been doing a great job
    >y'all
    THE MASK SLIPS. Get your ass back to Twitter.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine getting so upset about a simple, single word.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Believe it or not, but y'all was a common word in the southern states long before it got adopted online by those kinds of people
      t. grew up in KY

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I've lived in the south my entire life. I just know that 99% of people using it online are Twitterfags who use it to sound condescending.

  48. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    How do I even expand out from the Explosher? I got "my" weapon right on the first try and I don't know where to go from here.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what this means. What exactly are you asking?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        What are weapons like the Explosher but different

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          There aren't any.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          blasters

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            I tried it they suck can't turf

  49. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Sell me on the Tri Stinger

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It sucks

      Also ass is good

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        The alternate version inks turf like crazy via uncharged shots.
        That.s pretty much all I can say about the weapon type.

        damn. Hydra Splatling it is

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          What if she slobbered on your cock and paralyzed you?

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            It would be extremely painful.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            It would be extremely pleasant.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      The alternate version inks turf like crazy via uncharged shots.
      That.s pretty much all I can say about the weapon type.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      you can really ruin the day of the fags who like to hide, inks great, otherwise basically a bamboo

  50. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    people need to learn to tunnel vision the sniper and flyfish in salmon run they're the ones killing you 90% of the time

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      They're also way in the back behind a shitload of front line bosses and mobs. Going in without a plan is asking to die.

  51. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I was considering buying this to play multiplayer on my normal switch, but i keep hearing about connection problems. Is it really that bad? Not shelling out 50 bucks+tip(online fee) if it doesn't fucking function properly.

  52. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    What are the negatives of making my Splatfest area as Japan? I want the good plaza art.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Probably lag in battles.
      Plus Japanese players are literally machines, literally charger machines and enjoying it.
      Enjoy getting sniped every .6 seconds.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      you're still matched with nearby players so lag won't be an issue (outside of splatfests at least). Go for it

  53. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    since the cart build was apparently built in april/may, and singleplayer was already finished in it, I'm assuming the DLC campaign started development in june and is probably going to release in summer 2023

  54. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    FUCK YOUR REEFSLIDER AND PUSH ATTEMPT

  55. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo absolutely does ban the gay and chud shit, make sure you report it.

  56. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    After Alterna still wasn't hard enough

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      how difficult is it relative to Octo expansion

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's a long level with few checkpoints so nothing in octo expansion is really comparable to it. It never gets anywhere near as hard as inner agent 3 though. The last section of the level is a similar scenario to girl power station and is a little harder imo since the octos aren't all spawning in from the same direction and the map is smaller.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >and is a little harder imo
          Didn't girl power have you defend something from being inked, or was that a different level? In this level you just have to defeat the octarians, and you can always disengage and reorient yourself if things get hairy.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's long and has several different sections focusing on different game mechanics. That second part is the important one. If you're shit at one of the mechanics it could take a while. I'm bad at the rail levels so it was pretty hard for me.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I'd say OE leaned a little more heavily into combat for the hard parts, so if that's your strong suit you might have a harder time with after alterna than inner agent 3, just because of the platforming/rail shooting

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Middling, harder than average OE level but not as bullshit as girl power or the shitty car levels

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Relative to a normal OE level much more difficult simply because of the lack of checkpoints in the first stage, but relative to OE's secret boss, a good bit lower

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really remember the levels of cbt the golden toothpick was but I do remember never wanting to do it again
      it's gonna be topped in the off the hook dlc isn't it

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        The final stage in 3's story makes OE's Agent 3 fight look like a fucking tutorial.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        The Off the Hook DLC is going to have Agent 8 as a boss.

  57. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    What do I even get from Salmon Run if I only do multiplayer?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Money, food tickets, the current Grizz gear (right now it's a hat,) special banners and locker decor, and I think titles. Not sure.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Cash, chunks, gear, food tickets, cosmetics.

  58. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I got this hoodie from another player and I want to put another ink recovery up on it. Will it cost less chunks to put it on the question mark now rather than replacing whatever sub I do get on it later with the chunks? or is it the same price always

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Same price.

      I had a giggle logging into splat 2 to play OE for the first time and seeing all the poorfag cope in the square

      Do tell.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's not much to tell, just lots of artwork of people saying they can't afford splat3, waiting for Christmas sales, or repping their current team in the splatfest

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Same price so just level it up and see what it gives you.
      I did that before in S2 by buying a pair of contact lenses with a main ability and two subs of Special Charge up and the third one turned into it as well after leveling it.
      Also I fucking miss my S2 outfits and their completed abilities, wish this game let you move over one piece of each clothing via amiibo.

  59. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I had a giggle logging into splat 2 to play OE for the first time and seeing all the poorfag cope in the square

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't it like $10-20? Why people can't afford that?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Anon most of the fanbase is little kids totally dependent on their parents to buy them anything. I'm almost 30 so I can't even imagine how the conversation would go asking my mom for another $20 on top of the $60 she just spent so I could have the "entire" game.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm almost 30 so I can't even imagine how the conversation would go asking my mom for another $20 on top of the $60 she just spent so I could have the "entire" game.
          "Anon, you're almost thirty years old. Shouldn't you be thinking about trying to get a job? It would really help being able to cover expenses, and you could get your game too!"

          Sorry, I know what you meant but I still had to

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Anon most of the fanbase is little kids totally dependent on their parents to buy them anything.
          What, zoomers can't just beg or save pocket money? The "just spent" is not even an argument OE was like 2 if not 3 years later

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Anon most of the fanbase is little kids
          pretty sure that's false

          kids are far from being the dominant demographic on switch, stop confusing Ganker shitposting with reality

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            For this game they clearly are.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              you wouldn't have pulled that straight out of your ruined asshole by any chance

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Anon most of the fanbase is little kids totally dependent on their parents to buy them anything. I'm almost 30 so I can't even imagine how the conversation would go asking my mom for another $20 on top of the $60 she just spent so I could have the "entire" game.

        Not that anon, but I’m pretty sure he meant that people in Splatoon 2 are complaining about not being able to afford 3, not the OE

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's what I meant

  60. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The girls in this game are much more attractive than the gta 6 girl..

  61. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, too busy murking bros in the CoD beta.

  62. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    When the fuck is Salmon Run getting new gear? It's been the same fucking hat since launch.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Every month.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's monthly

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      If it's like Splatoon 2, every month

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        2 had old gear in the rotation as well, right?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          periodically

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          it run the same list of gear on repeat so you skip something have fun waiting months lololol

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      splatoon 2 reward
      >grizzco gear
      splatoon 3 reward
      >funky 2010 hat
      ??

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I hope there will be iridescent shirts and shoes to go with my dumb hat.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I think the Pearl amiibo shoes would fit pretty well?

  63. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Halloween Splatfest
    >Trick (Shiver)
    >Treat (Frye)
    >Feet (Big Man)

    Nintendo pls

  64. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Aw yes. I got my Flyfish badge.
    FUCK FLYFISH!

  65. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Guy who uses insults your intelligence doesn't know how to spell
    So many cases

  66. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    You DO use food that gives your entire team Money/XP, right? Treat your randoms well.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I get stuck with mouth breathers every time so no.
      Waiting till Splatfest and hope I don't get screwed over again.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Food determines the people you're matched with?

  67. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I've won so many turf battles because the other team neglected to ink their own base

  68. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Latest was some shit about Team Autism and Team ADHD with the new Shiver/Frye
    Are you sure that it was the same person? There's a lot of people who seem to just rip shit off twitter and put in their cephs. I see identical shit from different people pretty frequently.

  69. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I need to get back to playing Xenoblade but I literally can’t put this game down bros

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't beat Xenoblade before Spla3n dropped

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        I’m on the FIRST Xenoblade blade kek

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Xenoblade blade
          Damn game is rotting my brain

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Get to chapter 6
        >Not able to play for a few weeks
        >Suddenly lose all motivation to finish

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >you will never play splatoon with mio
        bros...

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Me too. Time is tight. Gotta finish Xenoblade but want my fix of Splat and there's like a month and a week until Bayonetta 3. Lots of cool shit on sale in the eShop right now too.

  70. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Warms my heart when the bad guys finally lose one

  71. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    how are we holding up funchads

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      id be playing right now but im not really in the mood for it

  72. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    People complain about flyfish being annoying but steelheads are infinitely worse if they're not taken care of

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Steelheads die so much easier, especially with the right weapon, and have much less range. Flyfish are on a completely different level.

      The computerized-looking versions of others in the lobby sitting around are 2D. I didn't know this and now it looks weird.

      If you look up you can see the holo-projector.

  73. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The computerized-looking versions of others in the lobby sitting around are 2D. I didn't know this and now it looks weird.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      How could you not tell they were 2D? That's the first thing everyone noticed about them

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I like it. It reminds me of boomer shooters.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I really wish they didn't make the lobby so fucking unnecessarily huge. There was no point in it as 90 percent of the place has no purpose and you you're just going to use the menu to warp to the stores/lobby anyway (but you can't warp to the card table which is stupid).
      Yet despite it's gigantic size they couldn't be bothered to place a Squid Beatz machine.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        As far as the plaza goes I'm sure it's part of the chaos themed design but also kinda hoping it's to leave themselves some room to add more shit

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          I hope so. The test fire already showed that Splastfests suffered for it as there's no central stage and the three members just ride around on separate floating platforms.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >no central stage
            There is after half-time tbh

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Ah, didn't play it much after the second half as I had things to do that evening and tricolor matches were pissing me off.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          I'm gonna be honest, I fucking love that it's bigger and I wish it were bigger yet.
          If it were up to me it would have an entire extra layer of streets with nothing important in them just so you'd never have to see the edges while going about your business.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            but your squid/octo/kid walks so fucking slow. If you could at least ink and swim for speed I wouldn't mind it being so uselessly big.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              You can teleport if you don't want to soak in the ambience and look at all the neat drawings.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I like it, random alleyways and staircases to nowhere are my kind of aesthetic and I bet it will look really good during splatfests

  74. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I spent 7k for a figurine for my locker and I need money to improve my gears now.

  75. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    BASED NINTENDO

  76. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    tbh the hero system is killing me. Wanting everyone to get skills for flexibility + increasing the cap to lvl 20 really took the wind out of my sales. I feel like chapter 5 is taking longer than the last 3 combined.

  77. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    So far out of the ranked modes I think Tower Control and Clam Blitz is fun. So far I have not had fun on Splat Zones or Rainmaker because I’ve found them to be shitty spam fests and it’s hard to operate around this play style. I generally like to use the Gal .52, the Nzap or Reeflux. What can I try to make those modes more fun?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      For splat zone try "disruptive" kits to fuck with people. Stuff like the Splattershot Jr so you can throw out the beacon special in the middle of the zone to inconvenience the other team.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Really Clam Blitz? Are you teaming with friends?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Not that anon but so far Clan Blitz is the only ranked mode I’ve had fun with and I’m playing with randoms.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >gal
      you might need to use your wall a little more offensively to shut down some bomb spam, and if that doesn't work you can try to bait people into a 1v1 and trap them with wall. 52 kills really fast but has terrible accuracy, so the idea is to close in on someone so your shots won't miss. to do that you have to be pretty sneaky in zones. haven't used killer whale too much but it seems to play itself
      nzap has a bomb, a support special, and all the info in the world, idk what more you could want, just play safer and go in with your team.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I like Rainmaker because when the cosmos align and you just go ahead and pull off some crazy maneuver is just awesome.

  78. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    How come Ganker isn’t playing Splatoon 3 together?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Because you are all shitters.
      and I'm a shitter.

  79. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Hey hey hey

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Lucky bastard! What’s the odds of rolling this anyway?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      can i have some

  80. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Have to Google to find where to play the card game
    >You don't even get a quick warp after finding it
    Come on now.

  81. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    When is the damn reset my jacket comes tomorrow

  82. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I keep getting this urge to completely cover my locker in holographic stickers, but I imagine it'd be a bitch to do.

  83. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Finally got to Tableturf rank 30

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Did you just spam Baby Jelly?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I did it legitimately until 26 with the player battles. After that, I started spamming Baby Jelly until 28 when I just started to just pass on every round to get the guaranteed 40 points as fast as possible.

        Was it worth it? I gave up at 25

        No, because I burnt myself out, despite enjoying the game mode.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >No, because I burnt myself out, despite enjoying the game mode.
          You don't have a reason to keep playing it now anyway, right?

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            I'm interested in playing against other people, but it'll be a while before I touch it again.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Was it worth it? I gave up at 25

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Do any opponents give you more than 130 points?

      its not a very rewarding mode when the AI cheats and you barely get any EXP

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Do any opponents give you more than 130 points?
        Yes, some of them are 150, but will almost always optimize the shit out of you so any wins you get against them are 90% luck.

  84. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Different anon but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say defending if he said it pissed him off, kek

  85. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Defending of course. I'm sure attackers were having field days getting all the free wins.

  86. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Roll the fucking smallfry for us instead of deepsing the Griller, for fuck's sake.

  87. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It defaults to splashdown, if you get a tin can you get one use of a different special after which you go back to splashdown.

  88. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >salmon run, eggsecutive rank
    >low tide
    >fish stick flies in and lands behind the egg basket
    >squiffer user spends 20+ seconds standing on the ground shooting up at it
    How do idiots like this get into the top rank?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Eggsecutive, low tide cohock charge
      >Two guys get in the cannons, so I rush ahead to collect eggs
      >I see a big shot, know from experience that if we leave these fuckers alone they'll multiply and make much of the area around the basket a death trap
      >Try to kill it, but then cohocks get in my way
      >Cannoneers are nowhere to be found
      >Cohock bats me into the water
      >Slowly make my way back
      >Big shots have forced my team to retreat
      >Too many cohocks to be revived
      >That's a wrap!

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I fucking love using the cannons
        >Blasting away everything, giving teammates plenty of time to get eggs and take a shit
        >They all fucking stand around waiting for the next group of fatties
        >I get pissed off and go get some eggs myself
        >One of the idiots gets in the cannon and starts shooting at the ground
        You should have to choose an age group when you start playing video games so you don't get paired against retarded children.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      This is the mindset of those who play with randos and no communication. Basically "I bet nobody is going to take care of this so I will have to, even with this shit weapon."

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        If you play with randoms you're willingly signing up for your only communication options to be "this way!" and "help!" If you want the team to win it helps to be mindful of what your particular weapon is best at, and in a perfect world everyone would be doing the same

  89. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Beating Marie 30 times for card sleeves
    >That no one else is going to see until a PVP update provided it actually happens
    No thank you.

  90. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I want to start going for pure clothing but 20k for a scrub is too much right now.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      You can always just grind Salmon Run for tons of chunks.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Splatfest tee bro. You got a week to grind.

  91. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Nonstop fucking wave 3 chokes.
    My boss meter has been sitting full for the last 2 hours and I keep getting matched with shitters who dont understand their roles.

  92. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE IS MY GAS MASK FUCKING JAPS

  93. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >using 4 ink saver slots
    >roll twice with the dual squelchers
    >half of ink tank gone
    >roll as much as I want with the tetra
    >can still throw a bomb and use the slider

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      good fuck squelchies remove that shit gun and bring dual squelcher back

  94. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a hightide mothership wave
    Ah yes. Free eggs! All the eggs! Swimming in free eggs!

  95. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    where tf do i even go to play salmon run? I cant find it, am i retarded?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      yes. press x for menu, you can select from there. if you got the tism and MUST walk there, it's to the right of the lobby building

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I walked everywhere and couldnt find it, thanks anon

  96. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people so fucking retarded in salmon run?
    >no one inking walls other than me
    >no one going after Flyfish or stingers other than me
    >MANUALLY bringing back eggs instead of throwing
    >doing that WHILE A BIG SHOT CANNON IS ON THE BEACH
    >entire team wiped except for me, try to throw bomb, no one is hit by it because they're all walking towards me
    >this happens TWICE
    >have to manually revive them which gets me killed
    >they then proceed to wipe

  97. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    People who end wave 3 without having used their special twice should be permabanned from Eggsecutive VP.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      ugh why is it twice
      i always don't know when to use the second one so i end up not using it

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >i always don't know when to use the second one

        Which is why you do not belong in Eggsecutive VP.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          i don't want to be in your discord server dude

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >die on wave 2 because people refuse to use specials before wave 3

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      And use it earlier in the round BEFORE we get into deep shit.

  98. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I've played Splatoon since Splatoon 1. And I have never before cared nor realized, but does Splatoon genuinely not have any sound options?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's kind of frustrating.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Because Nintendo fucking sucks. After 100s of hours of playtime I would love nothing more than to turn the music off and replace it with my own. Fuck them.

  99. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else start getting a ton of communication errors in the last like 5 minutes? Every single time in the lobby once it gets to 47 seconds I get a communication error.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      If I touch the controller I get an error, it's rather annoying.

  100. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    WILDCARD ROTATION WHEN
    I WANT TO GENOCIDE SALMON WITH THE BOSS' WEAPONS WHILE FRANTIC AHispanic PLAYS

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      We didn't get our first Wild Card rotation in Splatoon 2 for two months.

      They might hold them back to Season 2 at that point.

  101. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Heads up, you can change the Splatfest Tee's main ability for 6 ability chunks. I changed mine to swim speed up.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      why would you waste 6 chunks on temporary gear...

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Cause ability doubler sucks and people are gonna be tryharding by running ninja squid or stuff like ink saver which is always good on any weapon

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >and people are gonna be tryharding by running ninja squid
          You can't put ninja squid on the splatfest tee at all

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's only 6 chunks and you're going to be earning more scrubbing your shirt anyway.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >It's only 6 chunks
          i have a job i can't grind all day
          6 chunks is a lot

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Not if you win 10 of each chunk from gacha

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            it's really not when you consider it takes 45 chunks to replace a main ability

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        because ability doubler is trash and the whole purpose is to scrub the shirt which means it literally does nothing when its empty

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Does it give you a double ability chunk?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      you are supposed to farming chunks with it not wasting them

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >no respawn punisher chunks
      don't care

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          What? Is it possible to put it on there?

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Instead of respawn punisher chunks, you just have to pay with other ability chunks. 2 of each x3

  102. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Another Salmon Run leak, either we're going to get to save replays, share Shift RNG seeds or... make our own waves?

    https://twitter.com/OatmealDome/status/1571559895492608000

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      ALL FLYFISH ROUND
      unironically it will be amazing for training if we do get custom matches, would be able to test everything easily.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Oops all Flyfish, Stinger and Big Shot high tide waves

  103. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >somebody mentions the plaza
    >half the thread becomes about the plaza and trannies and furries and other shit instead of talking about the game
    Tired of this bullshit, go away.

  104. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Man I wish there was a splattershot that didn't have a trash special

  105. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I think the more I play the worse I perform

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Probably a symptom of the forced 50% win rate matchmaking deciding it's time for you to face better players.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I can't stop wining even when I decide to just go easy and smoke while playing. I'm worried.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Expect a frustrating losing streak in your future. The matchmaker is coming for you.

  106. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I love this gun. Outranges 95% of weapons and you can hit 'em with the Angle Shooter so your teammates can finish 'em off if they swim away.

  107. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    FUCKHEAD

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      GETTIN YOUR JOLLIES?
      CHICKENSHIT

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      how the FUCK do you use this

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        you don't

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        You switch to a better weapon instead.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        like an n'zapper that has an optional charge for longer range

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        from what i see of other splatana users just spam the charge attack exclusively

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        vertical shots and strafe constantly, it's the fastest strafing weapon in the game

        also roll your torpedo, you can combo the explosion with a charged shot

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >completely forgot NMH3 existed
      wonder why no one ever talks about that

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone who cared beat it like half a year back and it's apparently not very good

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, its a good game there's just not much to talk about. It's a one and done singleplayer game you know?
          It's not like there's lore or a metagame.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        casual no more hereos fans didn't like it because of the lack of levels, awful open world, repetitive combat arenas and abysmal visuals and performance
        suda51 fans didn't like it because the writing was weak, there were almost no connections to past ktp titles outside of a few cameos, and certain characters henry were took in a strange direction which loops back to the weak writing

  108. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The order you appear in the victory screen is determined how good your play was right?

  109. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >clear wav 3
    >EMERGENCY!
    >A connection error has occurred!
    >pay cut
    I'M SO FUCKING MAD HOLY SHIT

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >>A connection error has occurred!
      >>pay cut
      really?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Only if you're the one it thinks disconnected.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Actually I'm retarded, forgot that the previous run was a wrap and got my pay cut there. Still didn't get my fucking pay from the disconnected one though, fucking bullshit.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          stolen wages...grizz will pay

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Would be funny if they gave you a pity pay after a disconnect and called it workers comp

  110. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanna say this is my first splatoon game and it makes me very happy. I've been arguing a lot with my girlfriend recently and the happy music and addictive tight gameplay is cheering me up

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Have fun. And be careful: do NOT get addicted to this track

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's https://youtu.be/vcwRQvbau6I
        Can't believe how insanely good Japan is when making bosses. Elden ring, mgr, Splatoon, bayo... We don't have any cool shit like that coming from westernoids.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'm convinced they quit trying to make these into gibberish and just made them Japanese with filters.
        >It'll sell anyway, fuck round-eye. Glorious homeland.

  111. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It makes no fucking sense that food tickets and card packs cannot be bought

  112. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I think it would be disappointing if they didn't add a third playable race in a hypothetical DLC, but at the same time they'd have to introduce them out of nowhere and I don't see it happening.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised we didn't get furry 'hair' as an option after beating 1P mode.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      They redesigned Octolings (and invented male ones) for Splatoon 2's DLC unlock. They could do it again, although I don't expect them to (Salmonlings don't really make sense and what else would fit with Inklings and Octolings?).

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Salmonlings
        This is a weird one because the regular salmonids already kind of are salmonlings, because they're the "evolved" equivalent of salmon in their world. They just don't look humanoid so people don't realize that

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe cuttlefish, but there's barely any instance of them showing up in the lore beyond this one piece of background art in Octo Expansion.

  113. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    what exactly can i do with reefslider if i can't just swim away

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Cry.

  114. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    What should I even be trying to build with these chunnks? Heavy Splatling main.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      All run speed up

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Run Speed up and Ink Saver main

  115. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >have to play jet squelcher like a slayer because my team won't fucking push
    god, do you every stop getting placed with shitters? I'm currently in A-

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >god, do you every stop getting placed with shitters?
      just get to s+ 20 onwards the shitters should stop

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of people are still learning the game, its only just come out. Give it another month

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Things will even out by then, it's just extra chaotic right now because the pros from 2 and the entirely new players are still in the same starting ranking pool.
        Things will settle soon enough.

  116. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    How are you guys getting boss salmonid stickers? Do you get one after you beat a certain boss enough times?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      100 times.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon
        >100 flyfish
        Welp, here I go then

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          There are also silver and gold versions of the badges for 1000 and 10,000 respectively.

          Get to murdering Salmon kid.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Any way of seeing your current progress for it?

  117. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >#1 splatter
    >#1 score booster
    >#1 clam carrier
    >Lost
    I swear to fucking god theres a gremlin in the matchmaking system out to get me.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      if you're the only competent person on your team you literally cannot win unless the other team is equally incompetent

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        That's the whole idea, right? If everyone in the match except you is below your level, clearly you deserve to rank up.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but sometimes you're better than everyone in the match but the enemy team actually has more than two braincells combined and coordinate while the rest of your team jack off in a corner or whatever they do while you try to fight 1v4

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like a skill issue

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              not really when you end up with 20 something kills and 3 deaths but still lose, meanwhile your teammate in second place has 6 kills and 17 deaths

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I used to think I was complete shit at the game, but the awards are telling me I'm just paired up with people who think it's deathmatch.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks to the new Rank system you're rewarded for treating it like TDM since Gold Medals give you points and help mitigate losses.

        How do you stop your gear from leveling up?

        Why? When it levels up you get a new chunk.

  118. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Beats me, the last games I played were before the shift change. Funny, the first two days I was sort of bemoaning about how much longer the changes feel. But when you're busy as hell, you barely notice. Octo daughter best daughter.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Octo daughter best daughter
      get a trip already you post-signing, avatar-using retard

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        You know he's continuing because it makes you seethe, right?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          he's continuing because he's clinically retarded

  119. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I like the replay function, now instead of being upset that the rainmaker ended up further away despite all the fighting we were doing to clear a path, I realize now that a well placed curling bomb had forced them to retreat.

  120. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    How do you stop your gear from leveling up?

  121. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >tower control
    >pick sloshing machine
    >spam fizzy bombs and shots at the tower
    >throw a booyah bomb at the tower as soon as an enemy even steps near it
    >win every match
    it's really that easy guys

  122. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    For fucks sakes this is the best level with the best weapon sets we've had in ages
    WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SHITTERS IN EGGSECUTIVE VP

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >best weapon sets
      lol
      lmao even

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yes? Inkbrush is the only weapon that's not easily A-tier in this rotation, and at least it paints and a lot and can get you out of a jam with the sprint.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          gal is literally the only good weapon in this rotation don't kid yourself

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            the 52 gal is the worst, you're fucking mental

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              imagine having actual brain damage to think 2 shitty weapons and a pvp centered weapon in pve are better than an overall best weapoin in entire series

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Eh, Squiffer is a far cry from the E-litre but it does the job.

  123. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Understandable if he has the Hydra.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >he can't partial charge

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks he has enough time to kill with partial charges when you've got 6 Smallfry on both sides of you

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >on both sides of you
            (You) problem for not being able to swim away so they end in a line
            if too much smallfry is there just drop a bomb and swim away

  124. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any feeling more satisfying than seeing that your beakons are being consistently used to help apply continual aggressive pressure and ultimately victory?
    Especially given how often they're usually ignored.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't know, anon.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      bros never use the map for some reason
      It's both a blessing and a curse because it means I can put a beakon right under the other team's nose and they'll never fuckin figure it out

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        There's never time to pull out the map. I only look at it when I die so I can super jump

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Even two games later I do still miss being able to use quick glances at the gamepad to notice when someone is trying to approach my sniper nest to get the drop on me and instead I get the drop on them

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            I look at the map more in 2 and 3 than in 1
            I'm not moving my face away from the screen to look at the map

  125. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Lurk more

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking retard

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