Splatoon - Side Order DLC

>Initially revealed in a teaser trailer a year ago
>The spiritual successor to Splatoon 2's well renowned Octo Expansion DLC
>Comes out in two weeks
>Still have seen hardly any gameplay
>Still have no idea how the mode even works
>Developers say the focus will be on replayability, possibily with procedural generated levels...so a roguelite-lite?

Hopes? Expectations? Fears? Why the frick have they shown so little of it and why did they reveal it so early? In comparison Octo Expansion was revealed 3 months before its release with a lot more idea of what it was going to be, along with teasing playable octolings up-front. Will we see some more info in an upcoming Nintendo direct, next week maybe?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saving it for the direct, expect a large portion to focus on it if not a full on splatoon direct announcement afterwards

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if not a full on splatoon direct announcement afterwards
      A trailer I expect but is there really enough going on to warrant an entire direct? I know next season will be sizeable but an Splatoon direct seems unlikely.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If there is even one major thing outside of the dlc to announce, then I wouldn't be surprised by a full splatoon direct. A new ranked mode or something.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A new ranked mode or something.
          I wouldn't bet on it.

          I expect the new season trailer and one last side order teaser in just a general direct. It's not like Nintendo is gonna have a lot to show off in the direct anyhow as they're winding things down before the new console gets revealed expected some time this year.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure they're saving stuff for the obvious Nintendo Direct next week, so no overview isn't too wild. That, and Octo Expansion didn't get much either prior to it coming out.

    As for the mode? I'm cautiously optimistic. Last two campaigns were solid, so I would be surprised if this one flopped that hard. Then again, the premise could definitely hit or miss for a lot of people. Even as someone who enjoys rougelike elements, not sure how to feel about that in this kind of story mode.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this kind of story mode.
      Thing is we don't even know how story driven this mode could be. Roguelites don't tend to lean to lean that heavy into story.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I'm wondering about that. On the converse, Splatoon stories are usually very end-loaded outside the obvious lore dumps and character interactions that could still happen here without much issue.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          With the focus being on replayability, I wonder if the plot is going to be less focused on a big climax and more of just a reset button. I don't think it's going to have the same highs like the end of Octo Expansion, but that's just my prediction.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Win 4/5 rainmaker matches
    >1883
    ?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It means that the teams that they paired you against, the ones you beat just weren't that good. sub 1900 is not a bad place to be, some people were far less fortunate than that.

      But yeah you get more points for beating higher power teams, and gain less points for beating lower power teams. You LOSE more points for losing against shit teams, but you lose far less points if you lose to a high-power team.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I see

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of it is just luck, try not to worry too much about your rank and just focus on getting gud and whatever you need to do to win

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah Im trying to go for top 3k NA in any mode before this season ends
            Got assblasted from 2288 in TC to 19XX lol, slowly rising back up
            Zones is sitting at 211X and that's barely top 3k rn

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can do it, I believe in you anon

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thank

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got put at 2230 after 4/5 wins as well but it's because I'm at 2500 XP in RM
      you have an internal MMR for each ranked mode and it's shared between all queues to different degrees

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah that explains

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Current Salmon rotation, any of you cats feel like playing?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes but not with THAT dude in the pool

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a 999 capable set? I still need mine for this map

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, why not? High DPS, both dread wringer and dapples are strong. You've got a roller that can bail you out of glowflies and one shot steelheads with its vertical flick. Bamboo is the finnicky one, it's a love or hate thing with the weapon. Depends on your proficiency with it, but that's likely the sticking point

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wake up

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think they've shown enough for us to get the general idea, which i prefer over them revealing almost everything.
    i would like it if they showed full gameplay of a single floor though.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hopes
    >the hard routes are actually hard
    >it's actually replayable
    >skins for each weapon class unlockable for multiplayer use like the s2 hero weapons (but not as tedious of an unlock method)
    expectations
    >it's fun for at least the first playthrough
    fears
    >none

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >skins for each weapon class unlockable for multiplayer use
      What about unlockable outfits though?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        unlikely, considering we never got the base outfit in octo expansion.
        if there's an armor suit, we might get that instead. (also like with octo expansion)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I expect there to be some kind of unique gear we get, but it's not going to be the side order outfits. Maybe loosely based on them though

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i think dedf1sh's outfit could be a good reward, i need those shades.
            though that would be better to save for an amiibo.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just give us new Hairstyles, already. Other than that, I guess we'll unlock Inkopolis Square as a Hub too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >new Hairstyles
      I wish, but i've seen nothing up to this point that leads me to believe that will happen. 2 did add new hair styles in an update at one point, we can hope the same happens with this upcoming season.

      We're definitely unlocking inkopolis square as well as music from 2 in the jukebox along with Pearl and Marina performing in their own hub during splatfests like the Squid Sisters

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, we got new Hairstyles when Octo Expansion came out, so it's stands to reason that the same could happen here.

        Not like we're gonna much else from Side Order since we're also getting new stuff from the new Season.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So that did happen around Octo Expansion? That's interesting. With next season looking to be larger than normal with all the returning gear along with new weapons datamined, as well as both of the remaining SR stages from 2, it's certainly possible.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So that did happen around Octo Expansion? That's interesting. With next season looking to be larger than normal with all the returning gear along with new weapons datamined, as well as both of the remaining SR stages from 2, it's certainly possible.

          The “new” hairstyles was just them adding octo’s, and each gender got 2. The hairstyles came with them so wouldn’t really say that’s them adding new ones
          Only the first major update added added new hairstyles but nothing after that

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Only the first major update added added new hairstyles but nothing after that
            Ah okay, that's what I thought but I wasn't sure. So we got new hairstyles pretty early on, and then just octolings after that with OE. I'm not expecting new hairstyles this late into the game's life but it is possible, just wouldn't bank on it

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yea, my assumption for why we don’t get much is because there’s more to it than something simpler like gear
              With the hair you gotta program how it interacts with ALL types of headgear, from hats to headphones. Yea a lot of them follow the same type of format of interaction but otherwise it’s gotta be done for each type so it fits well and proper
              Devs likely see as not worth the effort to do it given the amount of work needed along with hairstyles being purely cosmetic, so it’s pretty far down on priority. Does also explain how we got XL t-shirt adjustments and flipping caps, it’s a simple thing that can be applied to all similar pieces of gear so it likely was easy to do. Anything else wouldn’t be simple, so we don’t get those same adjustment options

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We deserve so much more than we’ll get.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And what do we Splatoon players deserve exactly? be specific

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sex mini games with the Idols

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everything. What we currently get is nothing.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you think we're lacking? What do (You) want in particular that you think is missing?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            nta but
            >third kits for at least half of the main weapons in the game
            >significant reworks for every launch map
            >buffs to some of the weaker weapons
            >more customization
            >more new gear that isn't locked to a catalog
            >the rest of the s2 gear still missing from 3

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              kits for at least half of the main weapons in the game
              That's a lot of third kits dawg, especially with the amount of main weapons in this game (soon to be 4 more).
              reworks for every launch map
              We can only hope
              to some of the weaker weapons
              There's been some stuff buffed but they've been very tiny buffs. They seem hesitant on giving anything huge buffs. Like wow they buffed Undercover to have a bigger jump while firing. Not really a game changer.
              >>more customization
              In what way?
              >>more new gear that isn't locked to a catalog
              Unfortunately they've been winding down on new gear, which there wasn't a lot to begin with.
              >>the rest of the s2 gear still missing from 3
              This is pretty much guaranteed to come in the next season if we're to believe the datamines. Like apparently even the old Splatoween gear will be coming back too, practically everything missing coming back outside of a few event specific things. Now just because it's datamined doesn't mean it's coming but it would fit the pattern of the Splat 1 gear they added with the Squid Sister update. Not to mention the promotional splatfest art for the japanese region has them wearing shoes from 2 that still aren't in the game. It's happening.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That's a lot of third kits dawg, especially with the amount of main weapons in this game (soon to be 4 more).
                a game with almost 20 specials needs more options than just two for each main.
                >in what way
                more hairstyles, for one, but also:
                >more legwear
                >more ink colors or the ability to choose the color combinations
                >more adjustable gear (for how much of a spotlight it got in the drizzle season trailer, it is a very underutilized feature)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a game with almost 20 specials needs more options than just two for each main.
                they should spend less time making specials and more time making kits, everything should get a third kit at minimum

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Not to mention the promotional splatfest art for the japanese region has them wearing shoes from 2 that still aren't in the game
                On this point it goes far back as even before the game’s release. Lot of materials showcase S2 gear that isn’t in the game yet and some even showcasing brand new gear we didn’t get until months later or even ones we still don’t have
                >The sheer number of tableturf cards using S2 gear
                >Cards like the tenta brella or slosher with recolors we wouldn’t see ‘till far later (tenya octopurps, wouldn’t get until S4, some light color version of the octo jumper that we still don’t have)
                >An ad in inkopolis and B&D showcasing a silver variant of the turbo tabi’s we don’t have
                >A promotional image (pic related) for Toni Kensa showcasing both gear from S2 we don’t have (front zip vest and light bomber jacket) and new gear we wouldn’t see at launch (zebra hi-tops, tentaclinger earring)
                Seems they’ve had a lot of this stuff ready and just held it back to release down the line

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Seems they’ve had a lot of this stuff ready and just held it back to release down the line
                Makes you wonder how long Side Order has actually been done

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Too long, should have gotten it by now.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>more new gear that isn't locked to a catalog
              This one actually pisses me off a bit
              >In 2 each major update would add in a whole host of brand new gear via shops
              >In 3 we only get brand new gear via catalogs, which gives us 20-ish pieces each season
              >Some catalogs even then use half those slots to give us old gear instead (see season 2 and 4)
              >Every shop update only gives us old gear but nothing new
              >Newer brands like Barazushi and Emberz have very few gear compared to others as a result and likely won’t get much more before support ends
              If you look at the numbers, while 3 has more gear than previous games they added in the least amount of new stuff and this is why

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            More weapons, more gear, more porn, more maps, more music, more sex, more options, more ceph dicky, better events, less twitter.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hope the new brella is good

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    footjobs from every idol, no exceptions

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      even frye? even big man?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        frye's feet some extremely unsanitary with those weird socks she wears. Feels like my pee pee would get an infection no doubt

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are your thoughts on the Heavy Edit Splatling and what it's Alt Kit should be?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a strong weapon. No idea on the kit beyond something more offensive. I don't think curling bomb works well with it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The whole gimmick is it being a very mobile splatling, so its kit makes some sense as an offensive kit (curling to aid in mobility, cooler for even more mobility)
        As for alt kit I can see it getting something more support-oriented my guess would be beakons/inkzooka. Haven’t had a zooka heavy yet and given ballpoint didn’t get beakons heavy edit can fill that role instead

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this rotation's pretty great

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks good
      but what are your thoughts on the next rotation?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lots of people dying because they can't use Hydra.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bingo.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Speaking of which, can I please have some tips for using Hydra in Salmon Run.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            For Spawning Grounds you want to hug the basket area on that elevated platform. Keep anything from getting close to you. You don't always have to go for a full charge either. Unleash a partial charge if you need to kill something quicker. You can do tap partial charges to do little puddles that you can jump to if you need to move somewhere quick. But it's not a weapon you want to be ferrying eggs with or hanging out in volatile areas. Just focus on killing everything, trash and bosses.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you have nothing immediately threatening to shoot at, kill trash with a heavy focus on Cohocks. Remember that full charges do slightly more damage. You can also kill dolphins in the air outright with your ridiculous DPS.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        knowing my luck it will be constantly getting trash weapons in the ? slot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody in poolsclosed is good with the hydra

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I keep getting bullied by backliners while I'm charging, what do you want from me!?

          isnt that shit PS5 only?

          Yeah, they won't support it past a year anyway.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hydra
        >on spawning AGAIN
        wtfh we just had it last rotation.
        Why?
        >all grizz weapons
        very sex.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          We had wringer on a very recent junction, too. Probably doesn't count since it was eggstra, but dynamo is returning to bay. kinda weird to repeat weapons like this

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hope next season lets us choose what songs play during battles.
    i am so sick of damp socks.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is it about damp socks that makes everyone seethe? like is it just pearl's screaming or what

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, it's distracting and doesn't sound good at all
        i have no problems with candy coated rocks, but tentacle to the metal is agonizing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've never once gotten distracted by any of the tracks and I wear headphones. I don't really get it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you have shit taste so shitastic screeching on shitastic music is normal to you

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No I'm just not an autist that has a panic attack because someone makes a loud noise

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i hecking LOVE when some morons shit audio diarrhea in my ears!
                have a nice day

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's really not that bad
                if a track in a video game causes you to lose a match then I'm sorry but you're a literal mongoloid, one of those autists that goes apeshit when someone claps really loud. People like you should be put in moron helmets and not allowed to play video games at all

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any of you try Foamstars?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      isnt that shit PS5 only?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Piss4 too. Supposedly 6 months of Sony exclusivity

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dont know if it'll come to PC but I'm going to be honest, Splatoon with KB+M aiming sounds like some mega cancer.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Been watching some gameplay. The ttk is much lower and bullets are slower. It might be less degenerate Splatoon would kbm

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Will it even last six months?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they rerelease the octoling amiibos. Gamestop fricked up delivery and I never got them.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are these pedophile threads allowed to stay up? Do you really think if you got caught playing this you wouldn’t be immediately arrested?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This Splatfest sucks, I wanna join Japan's.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >another food fest
      no thanks

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I’m hungry!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just like the cute tomboy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I do. I know we can't decide if they're a boy or a girl.

        Doesn't matter, still smash.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The ambiguity is the hottest part

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's a woman.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tricolor stage for this splatfest is bluefin btw

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bluefin
      eugh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Such a small percentage of the map is mid, and defenders have quicker access to attackers’ base. Very interesting. Probably a mess but could be in a fun way

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yea attackers gotta really lay on the offense to secure control. Gotta see how it plays out

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Might be well balanced when the signal is taken into account. Will feel unique at least, so I’m looking forward to it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks weird, guess we'll see.
      Looks like a mako mart 2.0 with the divided spawns.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another shitty room based mode where you clear random rooms for 20 minutes and then realize it's a giant waste of time and stop. Why can't Nintendo of all people make a good SP content for Splatoon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ummm they're not rooms they're arenas

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Mario 3D World is so annoying! I’m sick of all these lev- I mean ROOMS!
          moron

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn homos

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    New season trailer when?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normally the new season trailer would drop right around the time Side Order releases, so that makes it a little harder to predict. Maybe a new season trailer will be shown in a nintendo direct followed by a side order trailer?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trailers usually drop a few weeks before the new season and often late into the week. My guess would be next week

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      right before or after the splatfest

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    At this point I genuinely don't really know what to expect. It could be great, it could be trash, it could be decent. The only good thing confirmed so far is that I'll get to play as my baby girl again, but that's if I can be convinced to pay the 25 bucks for it. Not that I expect it to be a total garbage fire, but after the year Splatoon 3 has had? There isn't much reason to be optimistic. Granted, the updates have been getting better the last 2 seasons but that's no guarantee on the quality of the DLC. With all the time they had to make the base game of 3, it coming released relatively half-baked was a letdown. As were the first 6 months or so of updates. Couldn't even make it a full year without having catalog repeats. Doesn't bode well for this upcoming expansion. But I'll still hold out what little hope can be found, despite there being las than 2 weeks left.

    On a related note, I was elated to fire up Splatoon 2 on a dummy profile last night and see that I can do a fresh Octo Expansion run. Wasn't sure how it would work with the DLC purchase tied to my account. But I can start that later, I need my SR bonuses right now. Anyone interested in a room?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Making a room at rotation

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’d be down for now, need bonuses too

        I'm impatient, gonna throw it up right the frick now. Be ready.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Too slow
          Next rotation or else…

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You homies was quick. I was only planning on one king, but proooooobably gonna do 2 because this looks like a really fun loadout. Depends on how well we do.

            Better luck next time.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s whateves, you’re in good hands anyway

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's as beautiful as I'd hoped it would be, and a really fun stage, to boot.

                Indeed I am, but I do so enjoy playing with you. Perhaps another day we'll be luckier.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's a good loadout for sure. My death count has been generally low in freelance

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That wave two was too close for comfort.

                It's an all-star selection of great SR weapons. This is the sort of thing you usually see on Gone Fission.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’d be down for now, need bonuses too

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rank-Up
    >Six consecutive teams made up exclusively of the most autistic Japanese people of all time

    Some things never change

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn. Joe's a pain in the ass here, bosses are too spread out. Still, I'm down for one more.
    >I got 8 revives
    What the frick. Anyways, let me remake the room.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll do one more as well

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just get the roller and lock yourself in a corner to crush him. even flingza shits out damage that way. Not dynamo tier but still strong.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Backstabbers! Turncoats! Judases! I see where you ran off to!
    Got 2/4 for salmon run, if anyone wants in.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      resend invite if not full already

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The perfect glowflies.

        I left so others can play w/ you :^)

        Don't make me assert my authority as an adult.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't get mad at me I'm still with you

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Or are you?

            gg team. On the plus side, killing the king while the wrap screen is happening still counts towards your boss kills and grizzco card

            This reminds me of something I was wondering. If you manage to kill a boss after the wave reaches 0, does it still count?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It sure does count

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                SOLID GOLD, BABY. And 4 silvers ain't too shabby, either. Glad I went for the second joe fight. Thanks for games, this was really fun. Now I can get started on my Octo Expansion replay.

                Good to know my efforts haven't been in vain.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I left so others can play w/ you :^)

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not bad, let's do it.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to believe the figure in the middle on the ufo is agent 4

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    name drop the anons celebrating the lunar new year

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, I'm not really hyped for it. I don't like roguelikes or roguelites, the first trailer was just a concept art reel which is not a promising sign, the procedural elements have me fearing they're a replacement for proper level and encounter design, and the enemies we've seen so far seem to behave like reskinned salmonids instead of being truly new enemies. I don't like the tone or Splatoon's increasing focus on these more serious stories because of Octo Expansion's success, and seeing a silhouette of Agent 4 in that poster seems to promise yet another fight against a brainwashed former character, which does not bode well for the campaign's originality. And knowing the previous results, it'll just be brushed off like it didn't happen in future games like it was with Callie and Captain. With all this and 3 so far being a general disappointment in both singleplayer and multiplayer, I just don't see the devs making something up to the quality of Octo Expansion again, and I don't even think Octo Expansion is as good as the rest of the Splatoon community thinks it is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Honestly, I'm not really hyped for it.
      Only the very active posters ITT hype this DLC. They are a vocal minority.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Only the very active posters ITT hype this DLC
        Not a single fricking person here is hyping it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          BigJohn...

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            We love her here

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Only the very active posters ITT hype this DLC
        Not a single fricking person here is hyping it.

        but there sure are a lot of people elsewhere hyping it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          In the business, we refer to those people as sheep.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >noooo, the stories are too serious!!!
      >noooo, why aren’t there lasting consequences for brainwashed characters!!!
      stupid

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GGs SR

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're sort of becoming each other's worst enemies at this point.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    gg team. On the plus side, killing the king while the wrap screen is happening still counts towards your boss kills and grizzco card

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll end on that gold GG's

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GGz

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Splatoon roguelike spinoff
    >Have to buy Splatoon 3 in order to play it

    I just want to play Side Order, I don't want to play 3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, you're better off spending your money elsewhere like on the superior Foamstars

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >spending money on a free game

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Uh your $45 cosmetics, bro??

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this site prides itself on not being normies yet can't handle screams in music lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      screamshit like the garbage kinds of metal is absolute peak normiecore

      It's really not that bad
      if a track in a video game causes you to lose a match then I'm sorry but you're a literal mongoloid, one of those autists that goes apeshit when someone claps really loud. People like you should be put in moron helmets and not allowed to play video games at all

      don't care homosexual i will throw every match with shit music in it until inept Black person devs finally make it possible to completely boot the shit music from queue or better off make custom playlists including no music at all

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get fricked you literal moron

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even though I've already beat it before, there's a certain amount of joy I'm feeling going through this again. Probably because this time around I know it's a really good time. I do wonder when I'll start encountering frustration. The only stage I really remember giving me that hard a time was the bamboozler rails.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think we'll be forced to play as oct*lings in side order? because that'd be really lame

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really miss Iso Padre, you guys. There's basically zero chance, but it would be nice if he showed up in Side Order.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      much like real deep sea life the surface would be too much for him. Though what memories you sparked within him should be enough to stave off the Deep Sea Metro

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just hate the idea of him being alone down there again. I'm sure he could adjust eventually. Still not sure what all of them do down there now that Tartar is gone. But that's a question we'll probably never get answered. Anyways, I'm gonna go to bed now. It's been a fun night of splatting, I hope to go through all of OE this weekend. But I'm seeing that later this morning there's going Ark Polaris in salmon run, and that might be too tempting to pass up. I'll decide when I get back to playing. Good night, and remember that I love this little octo baby very, very much. And the Padre is pretty cool, too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s apparently in the datamined Side Order spoiler stuff along with Bisk. So he might be the Murch/Spyke replacement for the Square

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        iso padre being the spyke/murch equivalent for the square actually makes a lot of sense and would be awesome, would kinda make for doing nothing interesting with inkopolis hotlantis

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    personally I'm disappointed side order's setting ended up being some virtual tech space instead of being some nightmare inside agent 8's mind

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It makes sense since Side Order's premise is what if Order won.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRIDAYCHADS WW@
    https://W.youtube.com/watch?v=-j0xfcYqYk4

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Babe wake up, it’s time to pick your splatfest team

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well anon, which team did you pick?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's okay if you picked Saturday anon. I won't make fun of you for picking the shitter team, Saturday is a perfectly reasonable choice.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going Saturday. Full day to yourself, Saturday Cartoon Marathon, plenty of time to for Gaming.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      meh

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I chose team Saturday

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute

      where are my friday squiggas at

      here squigga

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    where are my friday squiggas at

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    when is the splatoon concert?
    the zelda one just finished

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      tomorrow

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      tomorrow, SplatoonJP also posted a sneak peek on twitter https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/1755919473431957934

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Harmony on stage (probably)

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will laugh at you for picking not only a troony loser shitter team but also a israelite day team. Get bent and enjoy your 0 points

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's called Harmony because i want to harm her for entire days in a slow and painful manner

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Making an edited version of the last Ganker vs /vg/ tourney.
    It will drop this Saturday.
    Stay tuned.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      awesome, can't wait to see it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks!

        looking forward to it
        how long will it be?

        Probably 10-15 minutes from the looks of it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      looking forward to it
      how long will it be?

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