Macroing Marine, Medic, Science Vessel is the hardest mechanical thing to do in Starcraft, in any e-sport in fact, is just unbelievable how fast Marines make and to keep that money down to spread those out you have to be so fast.
starcraft
Macroing Marine, Medic, Science Vessel is the hardest mechanical thing to do in Starcraft, in any e-sport in fact, is just unbelievable how fast Marines make and to keep that money down to spread those out you have to be so fast.
imagine putting your dick in there
that's how you get 3 larvae in your bladder
what does it smell like?
hot
WHERES GAME4
here :^)
ewww
So many ignorant pricks in this thread, let me give you some wisdom for free: 1) Microsoft will bring a LOT of new people to the game, and thats GOOD sc aint death 2) Cloud gamming will evolve enough in the next 5-8 years to the point playing RTS games will be possible without having to install them, then there will be EVEN more players.
>so no Artosis is no death, there is a bright future for this game asholes.
>Cloud gamming
>Built-in extra latency is a good for you.
Have you heard of Stadia?
Also, having to install the game was never a problem. I mean, what even compelled you to write that? I'm floored.
I understand the guy, imagine if i could send you a link right now and a completely playable version of SCBW open in your browser, it works as well, one click, you need to think before replying. Stadi was just a joke, baby steps on what we are going to have in 10 years
>one click
You can't set up an account with one click.
You still need to open browser like you would, you know, open a game.
If internet or servers go to shit, I can still play BW with my buddy over LAN.
I'm biassed though, as I hate webshit, but I have very good reasons to.
yes you can if the account is already set in your browser, you are asking dumb questions bro. Or did you had to create an account in old arcades to put a coin in? dayum you need to think before replying bro you are dumb af
How in the hell am I even supposed to answer this?
>inb4 I'm just pretending to be moronic
You dont understand what CLOUD gaming is thats all. Its all good you are just to dumb, just wait 10 years and you will see how i can share a StarCraft game with a link in here and MAGIC you can open that with no waiting or login on your side. Hence you can do a lot of stuff you are to dumb to understand like inviting anyone in the world to play a game with one click and others that your intellect wont understand.
>battle net update
>wipes out all my settings and hotkeys
>campaigns are unplayable
bravo blizzard
It's up
ZvZ was alright
Why do Protoss players never use arbiters? I remember them being OP in the campaign.
They do. They're just not the trendy thing to use in the pro scene right now.
Considering the state of Protoss in the current ASL, that might change soon.
emp make them useless
slow
bad for small skirmishes
shuttles are just better
>Why do Protoss players never use arbiters
brood war is figured out
what's the winning strategy?
you win
be a b rank protoss and cheese vs terran every game
destroy your oppponent's army and/or buildings
get in their base and kill their d00dz
be korean and click faster than the other player
not to play
Be Protoss and transform 2 of your carriers into reavers at a critical moment.
wtf did he cheat?
see
clever of you to mess with the timer
>patch comes out
>everyone cries about it, collusion speculated, maximum doomposting
>it turns out to be decent
>a couple of months pass
>patch comes out
>everyone cries about it, collusion speculated, maximum doomposting
>
who quote
me. that was part of my famous speech
me on the left
your mum might have met Willem Defoe in the past
It is me, Green Goblin!
Get it? GG = Green Goblin.
A mild "Muhahaha" to all of you here.
~Bonvoyage
cum in my ass
predictions?
>z
easy win
i dunno the chinese guy will probably win
the last ZvZ showed that this unit is complete dogshit
how do we fix it?
is great against BCs and Carriers, its shit against other air units. Thats all there is to it
it was just bad micro
?t=5056
Sharp at 119 supply, Mini at 68 supply. Mini has a bunch of Carriers and 1 Dragoon at Sharp's natural. Literally in the next frame, 7 Dragoons and 2 Reavers just appear out of thin air. Sharp's supply jumps down to 80 and Mini's up to 95. It's clearly a bugged replay and they switched to the 2nd observer view.
Yet none of Artosis and Tasteless even realized it. Tasteless casually continued "he's got the 2 Reavers over here" while Artosis just commented like nothing unusual happened. I mean, what the frick? You are the casters. Are you both asleep or high?
Now I love Tastosis, that's why I watch these casts even after I already watched the live cast by Nyoken. Somebody really needs to send this to them and tell them to wake the frick up. They have been missing a lot of things in their cast over the years but this is the icing on the cake really.
I lost all interest this season I still watch starcastTV but I just can't be bothered listening to their phoned in casting anymore
>...yeah
>...yeah
>...yeah
>...yeah
>...I agree
I actually started predicting what non-word Tasteless is going to say in that Effort v Action game and got like 80% accuracy with "yeah"s
it's called "minimalist casting" a pleb like you wouldn't get it, it's why they're making around $11k a month
>the banter and humor in older ASLs when they commented live and apparently earned peanuts
>now that they earn $5k each for doing nothing all year except for 3 weeks, they just don't give a shit anymore and go with what's laziest and cheapest
at least we have interviews with zerospace devs wow
Also starcastTV's analysis for the early game in game 2 is more detailed.
They probably assumed they missed something themselves as opposed to a technical difficulty.
yeah i like them but they're just really holding on to this stuff more than necessary. at some point you gotta let go of the english cast. the koreans already pretty much did. it's just sad that they couldn't really get into much else besides starcraft
>at some point you gotta let go of the english cast.
Why would they?
dignity
they're video game casters / patreon prostitutes, they have no such thing
they had more dignity as just expat video game casters, demonstrating that it's always possible to debase oneself further
Tasteless never had dignity.
Artosis maybe.
Patreon money is good tho.
the koreans already pretty much did
Then why are they all over Afreeca's youtube?
they don't pay them a dime, tastosis just asked to upload there not to split audiences and afreeca agreed. They fully rely on moronbux from patreon now
>tastosis just asked to upload there not to split audiences and afreeca agreed
Clearly Afreeca still likes having them on board.
not enough to pay them like they used to
replay desync for observers, happens every now and then
it's likely that the koreans switched to a secondary (non-desynced) observer and the casters just didn't comment on it for some reason
I don't understand I have not played star craft in years. Where the frick did those units come from? What does changing viewers matter?
In StarCraft, detection is not removed immediately when the unit/building providing it goes away. You can see this pretty clearly if you kill a detector, there will be brief period where cloaked units can still be seen. When Blizzard added the observer mode, they mostly reused existing game logic to implement the various features, including switching between different player's vision. At some point they decided that the existing logic around stealth units (that detection would be applied after a delay) was unacceptable for observer mode: they wanted switching to a player's vision to apply the detection status immediately.
So, Blizzard wrote code to call a function to update the sprites for those units immediately, thinking it was safe. *But* that code actually calls through to update the "real" detection status for this unit as well (a value used by the game for simulating actual game logic). If this value differs from the values the actual players have, it risks causing a desync between the players and the observer.
Desyncs are often very subtle, e.g. they may just result in a different amount of random numbers being generated during a particular turn. But these things quickly add up over time: one extra random number during a turn might make a unit miss on one person's game when they hit on everyone else's, which then results in a unit dying when it lived in the "real" game, and then on and on until you get to extremely observable effects: tons of idle workers, units running to their death with no micro, etc.
I forgot about the actual unit "observer" lol I was thinking like observer as in them "observing" the game.
>below 11k
sad!
https://www.patreon.com/ThePylonShow
https://www.patreon.com/TastelessPodcast
it feels like this should become illegal at some point
thinking emoji
wow underscore? meow wow
what are we watching tonight?
Imagine thinking that clicking fast takes more skill than actual strategy.
Mechanical skills are actual skills, thinking that you are "general" and you have to "think" a "strategy" for hours in your shitty game to beat an AI that just repeat the same patterns is an low iq take.
ourguy
Serve the Directorate! Serve Humanity!
we are watching rt and regret
arty is really drunk
>macroing
you mean microing
>keep that money down
>microing
>press F2
>click barracks
>maek marine
Wow, so hard. I kneel to terrangods
now stim, get medics out the way, drop down irradiates and dmatrix, you were supposed to move your marines 5 times in that timeframe btw, make more marine, get made marines in the army, your standing army was plagued when you werent looking, get medics out of the way, mutas just killed your scv line in your last mining base, there are lurkers burrowing in your main, you weren't supposed to lose these 20 marines in that nanosecond of not looking, it's a dark swarm, medics heal each other and block the tank from escaping, alt+f4
>click irradiate
>click on defiler
Holy shit bros, terran is so hard......I literally need 400 apm to press siege on my tanks and sit there for 50 minutes........
>click defiler
>click dark swarm in the general direction of assault
Holy shit bros, zerg is so hard......I literally need 400 apm to press make drones on my hatcheries and sit there for 50 minutes........
>skytoss?
>just make vikings bro
how did classic throw that game
why?
maybe he thinks it will wash the dishonour of that buck breaking by maru
>I never thought you were good
carriers = instant win
New here trying to read up a bit, I've been trying to find an answer to the question for a while with little success.
If you destroy a building that's required for another one how does it affect the second building?
As an example, Cybernetics Core is needed for Stargate, so if my opponent has only one Cybernetics Core and I destroy it, how does that affect his Stargates? Do they just work normally, or do they get disabled?
this reminds me of my first few games... i asked my friend if +1 attack affected all my marines or if it only applied to the new ones i made
They'll work normally, but no new Stargates can be built. As for units and buildings that are in the middle of being built, I don't know and can't be bothered to check.
I'm fairly sure queued units get made no matter what, so if you queued 5 Goliaths and your armory got destroyed while the first one was making, the rest will still be made, but you can't queue any more and if you remove them from the queue, you can't add them back
I'm pretty sure in BW it builds to 100% progress but never finishes being built until the requisites are there. but I havent played in like 10+ years
im glad noregret moved in with artosis
>people actually post replies to other posts
the culture of the 'not general' is gone.
no
It's worth giving out a (You) if it's ambiguous who you're talking to or what you're talking about and you don't want to look like a schizo ranting into the void.
If you care so much about 'not general """culture""" then just do your part to continue supporting it.
>don't reply to people or else it's a general
What kind of turbo-autism is this?
it's not
you guys suck and are all moronic i'm going here from now on http://www.starcraftowners.com
I miss noregret rt having someone to talk with made his stream watchable for me
>175 -> 120 HP while in siege mode, HP change takes place at end of transformation
>is now affected by Smart Servos
>when upgraded, siege up time from 2.89 to 2.53, unsiege time from 2.53 to 2.14
>when caught out of position they are now easier to punish, and can be two-shot by unupgraded Libs and Ravagers
>when upgraded, they have more outplay/micro potential, can dodge Ravager shots or at least get enough health to require an extra bile to kill, and can run away from Liberator zones more easily
>due to being locked behind Armory, upgrade still requires at least 125 seconds after the Factory finishes, so you can't do any meme timing builds with it
Fricking stupid, or based?
fricking stupid, dynamic HP changes will always suck dick and end up making suicidal sunken dillemas again.
If anything, it should get the AoE2 trebuchet treatment and be tougher in siege mode. Maybe 0 armor in tank mode, +1 in siege mode, but that's moronic too. A tank with no armor? Why not call it a cannon car at this point
you want more asiaticclick in our game?
5 hours until ASL
the wait begins
hopefully tastosis upload soon after
How can I stop battlemech late game as zerg now?
roach ling viper and literally just macro better bro
I have inside news that the first asl vod is going to be up in ~36hs
Why do protoss women have breasts when they have no mouths to suck on them???
something something dimorphism
We speak about fantasy alien races. Sure.
In nature a lot of females are bigger than the male of their species. Like fish or spiders.
It would be kinda cool if toss were race of clones or used some strange reproduction
for humans
For all we know, upon proper stimulation female protoss might just spray their milk all over the recipient's face. Then the recipient just absorbs the milk through his/her skin pores.
Has anyone actually asked Blizzard about that? Or are breast milk questions permabanned after that theft incident?
For me
If they were clones they wouldn't have low fertility rates
4 hours until ASL
ASL will be over and Tastosis still won't upload semis
and their patreon is still growing. I don't even know what timeline this is anymore
Is the professional toss in the thread with us right now?
I prefer listening to Nyoken's nowadays
nyowho??
What kinda homosexualry is this? A secret tournament? Frick everyone involved
WOW UNDERSCORE? MEOW WOW!
>no snibs stream in a week
it's over
IT'S UP
Playing the campaign and this game is really hard even on normal. I keep getting wiped by zerg and its hard to keep track of what i should be building when trying to establish in a new part of the map.
what mission
just macro hard
how many marines do i need to fight per zerg?
is there a golden ratio?
If there is a ratio, it's not linear and will depend on how the marines are engaging the zerglings as much if not moreso than the raw numbers.
Marines are ranged units so they can maximise their firepower as a group much more easily. Zerglings are melee so they have to worry about things like reaching their target and impeding one another's access to the target both on approach and while attacking.
A single broodwar marine will lose to a single zergling if neither have any upgrades or micro involved but with a nice chokepoint, a good number of marines should be able to hold off infinite zerglings
just go mech bro
actually RTS isn't for me frick all of this shit
OH NO NO NO NO
lmfao
homosexual
KWAB
>BIG OVERCOOKED PASTA BALLS and meow wow on two TTS simultaneously
>challenging TvT
>wife physically interrupting him
poor half tastosis
JUST KIDDING SUCK MY BAAAALLLS SEVEN HUNDRED AND SEVENTY SEVEN QUADRAGENTILLION SEVEN HUNDRED AND SEVENTY SEVEN OCTOGENTILLION
>BO7 RO4
I sleep
미친저그
Action retired
https://bj.afreecatv.com/tjdeosks/post/107650728
"I've been a starcraft player since I was young, but thanks to the Starcraft fans, I had a good time playing starcraft.
I'm so glad that you supported me until the end. I'll always be thankful.
This is really my last announcement. I don't know if I will be criticized or what happens but I'm not going to watch any more social media at all.
I don't want you to fight, swear at me for my ignorance or criticize me.
Everyone, take care of your mental health!
I'm really thankful and I can see all the fans who always supported me so much. Please believe me!
I hope you continue to support us until the end.
Fighting, everyone!"
that sucks, gonna miss him way more than larva. Guy had some godlike games even recently
i do not believe
hwaiting ;_;
rip guldo
Action farewell video
He is a 5'2 chad and his wife is taller than him
i never believe pros when they do these retirement announcements
I would retire after this too
Somebody built devourers? On purpose?
Holy shit this match was brutal. So painful to watch. Thought it was going to be a queen or two at first.
oh no no no
aaaaiiiieeeee
>be terran
>literally tiptoe around every zerg move full of finesse and foresight for 10 minutes maintaining 9000+ APM
>zerg presses hold position in virtually any position on the map and proceeds to delete your entire army in 2 frames
>walks over to your base
>GG
but zerg is the "hard" race and terran is "OP", sure.
>hold massive series advantage thanks to macro games
>but then the 9pool nation attacked
the destiny of Rush is to be a jobber.
Yeah I always find myself rooting for Terran or Protoss when it comes to zerg matches.
Zerg have too many things that feel like bullshit to me.
I don't mean things that are just good, but stuff like: Dark Swarm, lurkers and spawn broodling.
Plague to a lesser extent.
Carriers can feel a bit like bullshit too, but not nearly to the extent of zerg stuff.
at least carriers are expensive, slow, and slow to build, and somewhat slow to replenish interceptors.
A single defiler can carpet dark swarm throughout the whole map all the way into your natural. It's just fricked. If it was like high templars where your abilities cost fricking energy and not minerals, I'd have no problem with it.
And if hold position lurkers are allowed, I can't see why allied mines aren't. Fricking hypocrisy, if you're going to exploit the game's programming shortcomings then they shouldn't just get to ignore the other edge of the sword.
>have flying detector spellcaster unit that counters everything zerg has
>don't make it
>walk across the map anyway even though you know zerg must have lurkers at this point
Play stupid games, win stupid prices
>but zerg is the "hard" race and terran is "OP", sure.
You can remove the top 5 Terran players of all time and Terran would still be the number 1 race.
>some arbitrary ladder rank in some moronic asian country full of cucks and mentally ill people is the benchmark of how hard a race is to play
cool opinion
mmmm marins
IT'S UP
Mini a god
The addition of a sock-puppet is pretty sweet, not gonna lie.
I do miss Tasteless head for my phrenology practice tho
why did blizzard never nerf zerg from being the most OP race in both games?
idra, stephano, scarr and shitrrel play zerg
terran is the broken race in bw
they sidestepped the problem by making protoss op
Why are people playing star craft 1 instead of star craft 2? Why is e sports for the first game more popular now? Just because of the fancy graphics remaster graphics?
Starcraft 2 is a shitty game.
>No
the precision and speed of your actions don't matter that much so you can relax instead of worrying about losing the game in 4 seconds because of a misslick.
jk they're all 30-40 year olds who just want to keep playing what they enjoyed as kids
>Just because of the fancy graphics remaster graphics?
No anon, StarCraft 1 isn't more popular than StarCraft 2 because it StarCraft 1 has fancier graphics.
we are going to watch the big gyp play bsl tomorrow
StarCraft 2 devs be like
>The siege tank is good, so let's give Zerg siege tanks
>Infested terrans are good, so lets make the zerglings morph into infested terrans
>Lets give Zerg the ability to insta-kill carriers and all other large and powerful units
>Let's give the zerg units that spawn even more units for free
>the reaver is good, so let's replace it with a shitty unit
>the psyonic storm is good, so let's make it mediocre
>stasis field is good, so let's make it not freeze units, and instead it just makes physical obstacles that units need to walk around
>vultures and spider mines are good, so lets replace them with a new unit that is mediocre
>let's make big mech-warrior units that are expensive, slow, cost alot of supply, and get killed easily
>let's make it so you don't mine resources at the optimal speed unless you click this thing once every minute.
>Infested terrans are good
They're not really. They're kind of expensive and deal friendly fire which severely limits their usefulness. Banelings are much better.
>let's make big mech-warrior units that are expensive, slow, cost alot of supply, and get killed easily
don't forget deal jack shit damage considering their supply, cost and construction time
and they disappear groups of mech
I'm playing StarCraft on android N64 emulator and nobody can stop me.
64 emulators are shit though
I'm seriously considering learning Korean just so I can actually find some information on how to play Brood War properly. Foreigners don't know shit
move to korea then homosexual
Pro gaming lineups and adverts are always so cringe. Trying to make dyels and trannies look intimidating or aggressive just doesn't work.
they need to bring back the spacesuits
my wife is so cute
fart asmr streamer by night
She should take better care of her hair, it'd make her look way better
CUM IN MY ASS
FUTA BULMA FUTA BULMA UNEMOLOYED RT UNDERSCORE? PAY TAXES UNDERSCORE?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAYAYAY
MEOW WOW
THE FACE OF A MAN WHO KNOWS WHAT HE LOVES AND LOVES WHAT HE KNOWS
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Artosis is literally Tucker Carlson's cousin
How does that happen?
That was debunked
Ever wonder how his stream absolutely never includes anything remotely racist or political? Artosis is a master of presenting exactly what he wants to the audience. He never forgets for a single second that he's on stream (apologizes for every little cough) and keeps curating content. All these brown brews, mario erotica, weebs, CIMA? They're more than welcome. You can see it in this TTS choices. Everything else, you won't even see mentioned. Artosis has clearly received media training from his cousin Tucker and it shows.
>anything remotely controversial happens, whether its blizzard being israelites and rapists, ukraine getting invaded, tasteless got bigger again, etc
>"OH WOW THAT'S CRAZY. ANYWAYS, I WAS THINKING ABOUT A DELAYED GAS EXPAND AGAINST ZERG..."
His Brian literally cannot say "Ukraine", one time a TTS went through and it just treated it like it was a non-word. He's got more tricks up his sleeve than switching convo towards firebat rushes against cross spawn nexus first protoss
I don't think it's him having those tricks, rather some connection/friend that did it all for him. He's absolutely clueless about computers despite being a boomer. He once talked about how he got tricked by someone in the chat, how the picture he opened was malware and the guy stole all his credentials and fricked with his email and what not
>Artosis has clearly received media training from his cousin Tucker and it shows.
Other way around.
>Ever wonder how his stream absolutely never includes anything remotely racist or political?
No. I never wondered this because it's a Starcraft stream, not a political stream.
hopes/predictions? i only hope maru advances (which he should), don't really care about the others.
For me, it's Soul Key.
nobody cares about troony2 anymore
>Hopes
Scarlett
>Predictions
I don't really watch sc2, so can't predict
>troony2
that's the original troony though.
what's his real name?
/ourgirl/ on the telly
what's HIS real name?
she's looking like harstem in that photo
it's incredible to me that even with youtube compression, I'm still able to tell what's going on under the dark swarms, but SC2 is just a glowing diarrhea mess of visual clutter altogether
Something is fricked up with your settings or video, the stream isn't that bright nor artifacted even with the game being smaller from the meme frame.
whatever my settings or video, what's going on here? Who and what is attacking who? Awful game design, I could never get into SC2 because of shit like this
How many lurkers are under this cloud and how many are buried? The answer may anger, surprise, and upset you! That's not even getting to things that are literally visually impossible to tell like stacked lurkers, high templar hiding behind an extractor, or almost impossible like muta cloud numbers. If you've watched or played the game enough, you know how to tune out the visual clutter the exact same way you do in any other game.
i'll take high templar behind nexus tip over SC2's shitty diarrhea mess all the time thank you very much.
Starcraft 1 objectively has better graphics than Starcraft 2.
Starcraft 1 Remastered objectively has better graphics than Starcraft 2.
I like when they make her more femenine
What pronouns does caster Park use for Scarlett?
그, geu
Korean language doesn't use gender pronouns so it's easy.
hahahaha. made like 15queens and he cant attack lol.
uuuhh the deleted my tossrBlack folk id on afreeca
MARUBROS???
MARUCHUDS????
zerg OP?
will they ever nerf queens and creep?
GOAT btw
we did it reddit!
>2023
>cannot win by MAEK MARINE
Terran bros?
>i post in the same thread as /vt/rannies
the horror.
do you think scarlett has a bigger wiener than maru?
>2023
>can still win by MAEK QUEEN
Zerg bros?
Bigger than Maru and Solar, smaller than Creator.
i thought protoss didnt have wieners or mouths.
they have breasts so wieners and orifices are a given
you are watching a troony play a dead game, meanwhile someone is making love with pregnant gyuri
yeah, me
dont remind me
i maek carrier
he needed to make more queens
Needed to do the Loco maneuver to kill all the interceptors since he was never gonna be able to fight them normally.
it's always a 4/10 thai or filipino girl
never a hot korean woman
creator barely beat solar. there's no way he beats the dude who beat maru.
Major misplay by Scarlett to not kill the 3rd at the minimum, and honestly I think she could have ravager busted the wall and just ended the game. She had just a massive army advantage.
its his pacifist canadian blood.
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
>damage stacking up
>has more workers and equal army and more bases
huh
just mine better
toss players have too high IQ to just make regular army units
yeah, why dont toss players just make queens?
>Scarllet is up against the ropes
jej
https://www.youtube.com/@ArtosisCasts2
>no views
lol.
Is he really aping Winter now?
tossisters, how will we get our buffs now?
even creator says terran has been nerfed
>toss player saying patch was good
redditbros...
>pro unable to wall
broodwar wall-ins are back. better know your building gaps.
>maru losing to solar
>maru so tilted he's losing to himself
RIP. maybe terran can get a few more nerfs next patch to help
Greatest Of All Time
anti terran patch
Wow I really hate it when they ruin Brood War's delicate balance with constant new patches.
OH WAIT
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
DISHONEST
when is rogue coming back?
>matchup without a terran
boring.
i'll get to watch mini choke in real time in 4days and 17hours
jk, ill wait for tastosis 🙂
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1947438441?t=0h21m20s
gabe is allowed to make these mistakes because he has Autism
hang him
These are not mistakes.
what happen
they buffed terran and nerfed zerg, cant you see?
>starcraft thread
>people keep derailing with troony 2 discussion
there is literally an open thread for your dead game
1v1 me final destination
1v1 me irl
I bet your muscles haven't really moved in at least a decade
you challenging me to a pose down? huh? homo
*lifts shirt up, flashing rock solid abs*
1v1 me bgh no attacking until 10 minutes also you can't play protoss
>there is literally an open thread for your dead game
wrong
We are watching the sc2 russian cup that starts in 3 hours
jobbercraft
u wan pray game
this brutation keeps kicking my dick
han horner assault galleons are immortal because of eminent domain glitch, so go p0 and get horner units after they are up
abathur p0/p2 with mass ravagers and rapid fire will delete everything whether it has 10 lives or 2
or just go tychus or stet p2 or zeratul p2, the usual OP prestiges
Match 1
>Be Maru go 3 reapers and forot to build 2 hellion
>Never even tried to attack third
>Never used widow mind harass or harass in general
>Never tried to clear creep
>Move out army and forgot 4 hellions
Match 2
>literally does nothing for 15 minutes.
Is GSL a joke or was Maru trolling?
>maru - 4 letters
>life - 4 letters
coincidence, i thonk not
arty is playing flash rn
hopes/predictions? i hope/predict bunny and cure make it out, but maybe stats will win instead of bunny.
>just found out devourer spores prevent cloaking
FRICK I spent a lot on those wraiths
i don't want miniature to win
starcraft on the telly
that group is shit tbհ
>protoss in a winning situation
>does something moronic and loses
many such cases
we are watching rt get cucked
>Tasteless not even showing his face on ASL
>Shows it to State
Heh...
Damn Statsbros we got FAT
love being punished for watching live 🙂
last time I tried watching on afreeca they had the stream cropped wrong so it cut off part of the minimap
statsbros were doing it
protoss is so weak now it cant even win against other protosses
it's over
Why is stats so bad now? He used to be the best toss in the world
Now he can't win shit and has been discharged from the military one year ago.
>entire army comp gets countered by 1 unit
zerg is just fricking dumb in BW, without defilers they are literally helpless with defilers they become complete bullshit
probably THE strongest unit in any (relevant) RTS ever
>entire army comp gets countered by 1 unit
Same thing is true for science vessel.
vessels can't eat Marines for infinite mana
It only requires 75 energy, get the energy upgrade and build a few and suddenly you have infinite irradiates.
They can do the eraser which is insanely strong so it counters workers. It's the only unit in the entire game that can do something like that
>"only" 75 energy
>complaining about eraser
good thing you have 24 scourge for a fraction of the cost. Oh look you disappeared all the vessels and there's still some left for marines to shoot at!
>24 scourge for a fraction of the cost
Do you even know how much they cost because you're sounding like Artosis right now
Dude even Artosis has started admitting that Terran is OP lately. He's saying stuff like "zerg is weak after 22 minutes because they start running out of gas."
So as soon as zerg "starts getting strong" they're also losing 2 gas at the same time even if Terran doesn't destroy any bases
>as soon as zerg "starts getting strong"
that's anywhere from 4pool timing to first pack of mutas reaching your mineral line. Best in the game. Fastest in the game. Most room for error in the game
>Best in the game. Fastest in the game
That's the vulture.
right, remember that time 4 vultures dropped in Soulkeys base before he had a single zergling out? Or that time Sharp's 6 vultures floated behind Best's 3 pylons and murdered his entire economy, then safely floated back home to defend? moron
>remember that time 4 vultures dropped in base
Sure, there's lots of games like that and Terran instantly wins but it happens against Protoss.
good thing you have 12 of them and they're unkillable
>carpet dark swarms across 8 player map like it's nothing
>pukes plagues the size of the screen and proceeds to shit out more dark swarms for some minerals
>invalidates every terran unit except firebat and scv
but of course it's the poor oppressed zerg crumbling before the might of... le single target spell with splash you can cast twice at best and then wait a few minutes
Not true. Zerglings and mutalisks are pretty insane in early-mid game and dark swarm wouldn't be nearly as good without lurkers
BALLZ UP
>losing vessel to scourge
>ever
happens to ASL champions all the time
I've been in prison since June for theft, how did stormgate turn out?
its not out yet but its shaping up to be the most soulless sc2 clone out there, with the ugliest artstyle too. Flat 2D comicbook style explosion VFX mixed with high sheen sc2 plastic
Set to be DoA. We're waiting on Zerospace to save RTS now.
go back in, it's shit
we are playing the alpha
Even if Stormgate is a hit (it won't be) I will never forgive those homosexuals for having FIRST EVER tournament in a closed alpha for noone to see. That should belong to fans.
SG will come and go and I'll still be playing sc2 co-op. I could barely give a shit about ranked ladder, what the frick is the point of hyping up alpha tournaments for your new game? Potential buyers are more concerned with the casual and friendly features. I thought the SG team had learned that by the end of sc2 with co-op becoming the most popular game mode out of any rts game today, but I guess it will just be another doomed release foir the genre.
1v1 multiplayer is the easiest part of the game to make as it doesn't rely on making the computer control units (something that's only worth doing once the unit designs are in a reasonably stable and balanced state). They've only shown that because it's the only part of the game so far in a semi playable state.
Sadly what they've shown so far looks pretty shit and has killed all hype for the game even with co-op and campaign planned.
>I thought the SG team had learned
it was apparent they're not very bright when the first game footage and broader announcements started coming out. From top to bottom the general reaction was
>??? :~/
people just didn't expect this level of shoddy low effort uninspired design from "legends of the industry" who worked on "legendary RTS titles like warcraft 3". They were supposed to be the creative and innovative force that would change the genre, not run of the mill goyslop producers funded by chink money
It looked like shit right from the first reveal trailer last year. I genuinely think it'll die out in under a year and we keep playing SC2
me on the left
schizochama you're wasting time, mods don't come to this board
what's that?
what a cute female human
>Why banes so slow?
research spin you cakesitter
any paypigs here want to upload the GSL interviews 🙂
sent 😉
holy shit. that interview from maru about cucking gyuri's husband was wild. thanks anon!
I lost all interest in stormgate when I found out the factions are called "the resistance" and "the internals"
If you're in game lore is that soulless than I just know it's going to be a boring shit game.
To be fair, the dumbass company is even afraid to distribute the "closes beta"; I guess because they even know the gameplay sucks ass and they don´t wanna to notice the player what a clow fest his company is.
Why does he do this to himself? The doors to new professions only start closing at 40, and if he grinds some degree he can prop himself up even further. As a highly competitive gamer he can vastly outperform most normal people in normal occupations.
There's absolutely no need to be chained by this shit regardless of what his wife says. It can even be fun if he dissociates himself from it. Having something non-starcraft that can also feed your family would make him so much happier imo.
>As a highly competitive gamer he can vastly outperform most normal people in normal occupations.
Like what? He dropped out of school to do this. He has no skills whatsoever besides playing and commentating Starcraft.
It's also highly profitable for him so there's not a lot of incentive for him to stop. He'd be just as miserable and much less capable of feeding his family if he dropped streaming for a normal wagie job.
wait, he's just sticking with it because his wife says so?
cuckening is just a matter of time
>There's absolutely no need to be chained by this shit regardless of what his wife says.
yes anon, there's absolutely no need to play a video game for a couple hours a day and receive hundreds of thousands of dollars for it. There is no need for a patreon that nets $6k monthly for 3 weeks of work in a year.
He should get a trade job so he can spend 90% of his life out of his house, not seeing and raising his kids, but doing all sorts of busywork for mr shekelberg. I just don't understand why he doesn't want that... really activates your almonds
OK then Artosis; if you like it then sure go right ahead, balls deep into the world of... pic related.
We playin zero space
RTX ON
Microsoft completed the purchase of blizzard today! We're saved!!
Man, I wish it happened after they bought it to steam for Loonix. Now it's uncertainty.
Then again, if Blizzard launcher works for OV2 then I could probably use that to install SC2, as the major roadblock in wine was the launcher itself. Hmm....
So it should go like this -> Install OV2 on steam, open it to get the launcher -> install sc:bw and sc2 from the launcher.
Linux users, we are eating good food today.
why is this guy editing aslenglish?
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm5540519/
Starcraft mentioned
brood war too
>Marine being left to fight on his own
??
there was a black dude next to him in that trench anon
SC1 has a bad track record with black dudes.
just goes to show how out of touch with source material these morons are
he was rocking back and forth, anon. Probably praying. Already as good as gone
>WC3 wasn't
It's over
Did you guys play this bootleg starcraft game for cell phones back in ~2005?
microsoft will now kill the starcraft servers to boost age of empires 2 (and 4) numbers
last chance to get good at brutations
I did not play a single sc2 co op game in my lyfe
it's fun. standard brutal can be very easy when you already have sc2/rts experience, but there are difficulties above that and you never know when you will have to carry a tard ally.
i had some fun playing it with my brother
you're...you're missing out bro... uhh... yeah...
>trash raynor with no resources mined
Seriously put that trash commander behind a paywall and give f2p noobs Nova for free. She should be the "recommended for all skill levels" Terran commander anyway. Raynor is by far the hardest commander to play well.
Nova is easy? I tried her out once out of curiosity only to get completely shitslammed by enemy swarms while my 6 limited edition marines+ did jack all after the first 5 seconds
Very easy. For zerg you need to either rely on her shotgun for aoe or her hellbats which are actually underrated and very good at their job. Defense drones help too. She has the easiest macro out of the terran commanders (except tychus but he's OP in every way) and the only micro she needs is for her hero or a defense drone.
brutal coop is very easy only after you understand the objectives and enemy comps
do the wrong build and you get absolutely destroyed no matter how much apm you have
>play as alarak
>make artillery immortals
>win
>play as han and horner
>make moving platforms
>make hellbats
>make air fleet when timer elapses
>win
difficulty level doesn't matter
Shine Bright Like A Diamond
what ht efrick is OV2?
Oh, my bad, I meant Overwatch.
>just goes to show how out of touch with source material these morons are
they just used one random cinematic stop overthinking
LIVE REACTION when a Starcraft fan sees an old gif
What gif makes you go like that, BWos?
reddit or blizzard forum
call it
what the frick is that gay talking about?
we are watching dota
I, too, was in that thread
don't care
5 hours until the ASL finals
LET'S GO SOULKEY
how long until tastosis cast it?
2 weeks. Pls understand, fartosis needs to practice for his daughter's school play right now
is his daughter really in a school play? thats pretty cute... wish i had a daughter, but not in that way
Probably a few days.
bump
what are kerrigan pronouns?
she/her
some fricking asiatic just spoiled me
Zerospace looks 10x better than shartgate and zerospace looks bad
nobody asked you to answer to bait
Didn't ask for a permission to post.
It’s difficult to watch GSL these days with Tasteless trying to give technical casting. I wish he’d stick to color commentary like he did when Artosis was there
final in 10 hours max
my body is ready
It was a 4-1 for Soulkey. Mini played like shit and had a mental breakdown.
N
>played like shit
He had some good moves, but he threw game 3 for sure. He managed to stabilize at a really advantageous position and let a rather weak army crawl all over him.
frick you b***h bastard, still, I predicted the score
the games were really fricking boring, I don't know what's wrong with Mini maybe he got brain damage from all that nail growing. That last game lmao
>roam around the map killing off ling scouts and harass squads for 25 minutes
>this is fine.jpg
>...roam roam roam
>LE BIG ATTACK... dark swarm stopped me
>...roam roam roam the boat
>ARCHON-ARCHON ARMY COMP FOR ULTIMATE CAMPAIGN ENDING
>...whoops the slippery zerg escaped and re-expanded again!
>...guess it's back to roaming the map center and killing off lings until I gg
some real Light-tier decision making right there
I didn't have time to keep up with ASL, which games were the highlights? I just recently replayed Brood War and want to remind myself of my vast inferiority to my gosu elders
ro24 was kino especially the ZvZs, you can skip the rest
To be fair, most caster aren't focusing on what's going on the screen as there's this weird betting game going on of who will be able to predict/call what's going to happen next. Which, as I stated before, is kind of weird.
Then there's the "the player should have done xyz instead of what he's doing right now" flex. Which is also pretty weird if you ask me.
Now that M$ has bought Activision, is there any chance for a SC2 revival?
I'm not hearing anything about it, I'm afraid that they'll do nothing with this series.
Revival of a 13yo game that doesn't have good monetization?
i love artosis
I really enjoyed the Soulkey v JYJ games, especially that last one
>GSL starts with ZvZ
I'm going back to bed.
It's up
WIth Dark going to the military is there any good korean zerg left?
me
ywnbak
max angel ftw
konichiwa, anon-senpai. boku wa asiatic.
he needs to take off the mask
mutts have no place in HWAN MAN's sport
australia is just a short drive away from korea
MAEK ROACH
I thought cyclones were OP
oh no terranbros. we're OP.
oh no terranbros. we're UP.
nevermind haha. zerg OP
bros what the frick is this shit
Gotta put food on the table.
Also buying that monitor so that I can finally go from bronze to silver, the place I actually belong.
who's that asiatic caster?
Pure kino
>2450 GHZ
>17 gigabytes of deditated wham
> +0.003 milisecond refresh time
>Vsync turned on by default
>tfw no volumetric fog
I'm thinking based, I am buying an LG OLED Gaming Monitor right away!
cringekino
I just can't get into Starcraft's campaign for some reason.
I love the music and the graphics of the game, and the story is charming schlock, but the mission design is fricked and the gameplay doesn't really click with me.
I gave up the first time on the mission where you start out with Duke or whatever his name is and you take over an abandoned base and I gave up the second time on the mission where you're supposed to destroy two (I thought it was only one :/) Protoss bases with Kerrigan while defending the hostile Zerg.
Not really interested in skirmish SP or MP either, since skirmish SP is braindead boring and I'd get whooped in MP and I'm playing on a pirated pre-remaster copy.
>mission design is fricked
what?
>I gave up the first time on the mission where you start out with Duke
you just snipe stuff with Duke's big ass cannon, what's the issue? The turrets are there so you can't just cheese the mission right off the bat, although with repair you can pretty much solo the map with duke
>and I gave up the second time on the mission where you're supposed to destroy two (I thought it was only one :/) Protoss bases with Kerrigan while defending the hostile Zerg
again, what's the issue? You're playing terran
>near the entrance to zerg base, slap on 3-4 bunkers with marines and maybe 1 firebat, 3-4 turrets, 3-4 tanks in siege moge
zerg is now a non-issue
>make a bunch of vultures and tanks
>a move against protoss bases
you dont even need mines for this mission
The difficulty is not really an issue, I guess I should say the pacing of the gameplay seems a bit fricked (at least until you learn more about the balance of the game itself).
>upgrades take forever, idk how worth it they are but they don't seem to make much of a difference
>counters aren't really intuitive, so you could (and it happened to me multiple times) spend a lot of time and resources building a shitty army that gets fricked the moment it begins fighting
Biggest complain about mission design is that it's mostly
>build up
>destroy enemy base
The lack of in-game information available kind of bothers me, with no tooltips or anything of the sort I've basically never invested in Nova abilities other than cloak/ nukes since idk how to use them and the Science Vessel seems like a gimmick too.
Shit like Vulture mines causing friendly fire is also something I did not expect.
I should probably stop being a moron and pick up a manual but I've been spoiled by Age of Mythology.
Anyway, I assumes vultures and firebats would only be useful against zerg because flamethrower and frag mines must be good against organic stuff right? And then after only using marines/siege tanks/ goliaths and battlecruisers against the protoss and struggling quite a bit I read that apparently marines are pretty trash without medics and that firebats + vultures are good against protoss.
I didn't explain any of my points because there's probably nothing to explain. I can tell it's a good game and I probably got filtered by it. I guess I'm just becoming too lazy and self-absorbed to start learning new games as I'm getting older.
In conclusion, missions require a time investment and because I'm not familiar with the game balance I sometimes frick it up and waste a bunch of time which frustrates me. And as I said, the game isn't really difficult, so it's not even the mission itself that I lose, I just ragequit after losing a big push because rebuilding takes too long.
It sounds like you just made assumptions about how every unit and ability works, and then never actually checked if that was the case or paid attention to what was happening. No wonder everything feels off to you. You should read the manual and test things out. I haven't played AoM and can't compare them.
>too lazy
Maybe, but there is admittedly a decent time investment in the game. You will have to accept that you might try a hard mission for an hour, realize that your strategy is fundamentally flawed, and then have to sit down and come up with a better one to restart with. It isn't a "reload the save from 40 seconds back and try the battle again" kind of challenge for the most part, unlike most modern games.
I get demoralized after a big loss like that myself, but by the next day I would be willing to try it again. SC is fairly repetitive though and only slightly less macro-focused than Warcraft 2, so don't feel pressured to play it. I like SC but it's far from being the holy grail of single-player gaming. Warcraft 3 has a much more varied campaign, better storytelling, far better quality-of-life features, and better macro/micro split for demands on the player's attention. On the off chance you haven't played it, I would go about that first, and then backtrack to SC if the Blizzard-style RTS bug has bit you by then.
>I haven't played AoM and can't compare them.
It's a very solid game and one of my favourite games of all time. What I meant with invoking it is that the game has both an in-game encyclopedia and pop-up tooltips (with options to change how detailed they are) that give you information on each unit (raw stats, what counters it has, what it counters, what upgrades or effects affect the unit and so on).
I did play W3 (and actually finished all base game + expansion campaigns on Normal, since Hard filtered me with those fricking Elves in the base Undead campaign) and I found it meh as well, but more so because the low population cap and having to micro so many unit types because abilities are so powerful kinda rubbed me the wrong way. I think I like Starcraft more tbh but I don't know enough about it and I have to get over this shitty subconscious mentality that is spoiling my fun.
But yeah, great music, good looking sprite work, shame I've become too much of a jaded frick to enjoy the actual game.
>"solved" for me
Well, you do mention that AoM gives you a tooltip that lists what the unit counters are, which is a big step in that direction. The SC designers expect the player to experiment around. Some units are counters in some situations, but not in others, so you have to be flexible. Others are pretty obvious -- tanks can't shoot air, for example. Vultures move really fast and do high damage, so you shouldn't be too surprised that they do well against zealots, because zealots are melee and can't even fight back.
This site has good information about SC mechanics, although it's oriented toward multiplayer:
https://liquipedia.net/starcraft/Damage
>worker units
The more the better. When I said that SC was macro-focused, I mean that if your opponent is using his units more tactically, but you have twice as many, you will almost win that encounter. So in general, you want to be mining off as many base locations as you can defend, and pumping troops as quickly as you can, trying to spend that huge income at all times. Then you'll win by overwhelming force, with adjustments to army composition to somewhat react to what your opponent has deployed.
But note that at a "normal" distance from a vespene geyser you can usually only have a max of 3 units harvesting from it. Only one can be in the refinery at a time, so if you build six and set them on the refinery, you'll see that the SCVs just bunch up outside of it and do nothing while they wait around. The number to put on minerals varies due to game state, which is something you'll learn to intuit as you play, but I would aim for 2-3 workers per mineral "segment", as at the upper range of that they'll start to get in each other's way too much.
In general, just try something in the game and see how it works. If it doesn't, try and figure out how you could tweak it to make it work, or if it truly is a dead-end approach. Just pay attention and accept that you might have to restart a mission sometimes.
>Well, you do mention that AoM gives you a tooltip that lists what the unit counters are, which is a big step in that direction.
Funnily enough, that's the most common complaint older AoE fans have about Age of Mythology. The fact that all of the "QoL" features make it too "casual". The most controversial addition being the auto-queue added in the expansion, which, as the name implies, automatically takes your current queue (order and unit types included) and repeats it until the end of time, even freezing it and resuming if you run out of resources.
The game is still chaotic enough with all of it's other features so this doesn't bother me that much.
Because unlike other RTS games I've played, W3 had a very different system in place for economy. In all the other games I've played you kept spamming workers until the very end of the game, but when I tried it in W3, I ended up with a bunch of peasants sitting with their thumbs up their asses. Since this is also a Blizzard title, and an arguably even more influential one, I was expecting some surprises that might catch me off-guard and indeed I did not expect the 2-3 workers on gas limitation. I did notice you need far less on gas than on minerals but I didn't know why, until the post above yours clued me in.
But yeah, I don't have any more questions, just a rough estimate on how my eco should look and a general overview of the damage system is good enough for me, I should be good to go now.
Thank you all for your patience and for your answers.
>Because...
Basically, instead of asking
>How many workers do I need?
You should be asking
>How do I determine how many workers I need?
Apply this way of asking questions to every game you play (and maybe real life). Because let's face it, the short answer you was actually given (you see by looking) replaces the heavily truncated and simplified 200 post essay that the author of the other reply actually wanted to give you.
Just to add a little bit more
>Vulture mines causing friendly fire
That's a nasty surprise if you weren't expecting it, but now you know. Playing the entire single-player experience is going to take at least a couple dozen hours. Learning that surprise cost you, what, two minutes of adjustment? That's completely insigificant in the long run, and you only have to learn it once. I'm sure you didn't stop playing Mario when you found that walking into a Goomba kills you.
>flamethrower and frag mines must be good against organic stuff right
Learning the damage system is fundamental. It isn't listed in-game, but it's mostly intuitive and you can look it up really fast. You might want to keep a screenshot of it or a piece of paper with it nearby for reference until you have it memorized.
Every unit has a "size", either small/medium/large:
>small
Marines, firebats, zerglings, zealots, mutalisks (!), ...
>medium
Vultures, hydralisks
>large
Tanks, dragoons, ultralisks, most non-mutalisk air units
And every attack has a type associated with it:
>normal damage: full damage to all units
Marines, zerglings, zealots...
>concussive: 100% vs small, 50% vs medium, 25% vs large
ONLY firebat, vulture, ghost. This is why firebats are good vs zerglings/zealots but not vs tanks.
>explosive: 100% vs large, 75% vs medium, 50% vs small
Tanks, hydralisks, dragoons, etc. This is why hydralisks have "10" listed as their attack damage but your marines only take 5 damage per hit, if you ever noticed that.
Attack damage works by reducing the target's armor value (e.g. firebats start with armor 1) from the attack's initial damage, then applying the above factor to downscale it if necessary. There are some minor details (e.g. zealots don't actually hit once for 16 damage, they hit for 8 damage twice close together), but that's the big picture you need to know first.
Yeah, if they were playing King of the Hill for map center he'd have won by a landslide. Painful to see
>Every unit has a "size", either small/medium/large:
>Marines, firebats, zerglings, zealots, mutalisks (!), ...
>Vultures, hydralisks
>Tanks, dragoons, ultralisks, most non-mutalisk air units
>And every attack has a type associated with it:
damage: full damage to all units
>Marines, zerglings, zealots...
: 100% vs small, 50% vs medium, 25% vs large
>ONLY firebat, vulture, ghost. This is why firebats are good vs zerglings/zealots but not vs tanks.
: 100% vs large, 75% vs medium, 50% vs small
>Tanks, hydralisks, dragoons, etc. This is why hydralisks have "10" listed as their attack damage but your marines only take 5 damage per hit, if you ever noticed that.
>Attack damage works by reducing the target's armor value (e.g. firebats start with armor 1) from the attack's initial damage, then applying the above factor to downscale it if necessary. There are some minor details (e.g. zealots don't actually hit once for 16 damage, they hit for 8 damage twice close together), but that's the big picture you need to know first.
Holy shit this is so useful. I WAS going about it the wrong way since I assumed the game was balanced around infantry/cavalry(vehicles/big zerg)/ air units.
How many worker units should I go for btw? As terrans I'm making about 30-40 SCVs and most go on minerals with under 10 on gas. This is good enough most of the time but probably not enough.
Ironically, I tend to avoid looking up info like this because I don't want to have the game "solved" for me but in this case it might be necessary.
Why are you even asking questions like this? It's so strange. Obviously the answer to your question is related to how many minerals and geysers you are mining, and how saturated they are, which you can see just by looking, and what mission you are playing. If you are seriously asking these sort of questions like this just go read one of those online guides that tell you what exactly what to do to win a mission.
Why did you give up? You didn't explain any of your points.
>gameplay doesn't really click with me
Then it just might not be the game for you. If you've spent ten hours trying to play a game and you aren't enjoying it at all, don't keep going. Either come at it from a different perspective / playstyle, or put it down and try it in another year or so. Keep in mind that by game duration you are probably 7% of the way through the total campaign. I don't know what your previous experience with SC is, but that should help you judge how much more there is.
>destroy two Protoss bases with Kerrigan
Don't give up now, do it for the story
>pirated pre-remaster copy
The game is officially free
The game might be free, but IIRC it still requires DRM and the OG copy works just fine with a ddraw wrapper.
The smaller disk size also makes it very portable which means I can just slap the .iso onto a shitty USB stick with a bunch of other games and play it on whatever crappy laptop I might find myself using while away from home, without leaving a digital footprint.
yellow women
>watch GSL
>zerg OP
>watch ASL
>zerg OP
great game design, blizzard.
lost so much interest in sc2 this year I have no idea how balance is after the changes but this map pool looks terrible for tvz
qrd on these walls of text?
You know the maxim about teaching a man to fish instead of giving him a fish? Well, someone asked for the fish and some idiot obliged by writing 9001 words until he got tired of it, the absolute madman.
starcraft hard
Leta vs Mong in this last ASL... wow. I feel like the winner got by on a technicality. I almost felt dirty after watching that.
He makes the EXACT same messages that my friends did when we were 14. With a professional career in the game, a wife, and many more years of life experience. Can't stand watching him play.
I wouldn't mind watching him play if it was actually that, but the endless audio torture makes this shit radioactive and impossible. The so.yface videos he now uploads on YT are edited and uploaded by some hyper zoomer moron so they've become unwatchable too. It's a sad state of affairs when you realize tastosis and english starcraft content is pretty much gone, forever, never to come back. Even if you put them in the same room near the same table, the banter is gone. They're bitter old buttholes concerned only about making a quick buck and going home to deal with raising kids for Artosis, and existential dread and depression for Tasteless
such is the fate of anyone who puts all their eggs in a moribund game
I love big fat juicy wieners and I can't help but suck them dry
>neutral camps
I didn't ask for sci-fi wc3
I fricking love giant particle effects that obscure my units! I love not being able to tell what the frick is going on! YESS HAHA!
>camps
come on
SC2, my long old friend, I'm coming back for you.
I'm only hoping for M$ to give us an overhaul/remaster of it.
Looks more like WC3 with the camps and the game speed than a SC2 spiritual sequel.
this honestly looks like complete shit all around. I don't even want to play this for free. It's apparent these morons are just campaign makers and not game developers. The not-marines are so fricking ugly, boring, uninteresting and gay I'd rather watch armies of GOATSE jpegs fight it out
it's an alpha bro
would you play this?
oh yeah that reminds me of that time starcraft 2 was advertised with pic related everywhere, and a bunch of pros held a closed door tournament playing pic related. moron.
you don't understand ANYTHING about game development guy in the chat, shut up
we are watching classic vs soo
I found the video just for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD9pANxrKkI
starcraft 2 alpha looks so much better I can't even find words for it. Sound-wise, VFX-wise, terrain design-wise, unit design-wise... everything looks good.
Stormgate looks like shit. Looks like turmeric-based hindu diet spiced with dead body water from ganges, splattered on asphalt as a tuk-tuk drives by.
should I watch that shit and keep arguing with you or watch GSL and keep living my life?
you should keep seething and sucking corporate chink wiener
yes yes two more weeks
>technology from 14 years ago absolutely mogs current year marvel-esque millenial goyslop
the real redditpill is that 10 hour long video Lalush made about things that could be done to improve the game
The art style is what completely kills my interest in Stormgate. How hard is it to make unit designs that don't look like complete dogshit?
SC2 also looked like ass but it had the excuse of being a game made in 2010 and it ran on toasters. Stormgate looks like a WC3 custom game. The disparity in unit designs speak volumes, we've got one cool exo-suit mech and everything else is EMBARASING
We have..... generic not-terran not-marine.... chinese knockoff hotwheels hellions..... four-legged crawling magic-orb flinging tank??? Science vessel but it looks like ass??? The most generic fricking turret they could've come up with... completely senseless buildings that may as well be made with generative AI at this point (though this goes for most RTSs honestly). The giant chicken had the second most effort put into it after the not-gloiath.
And look at those dogs... Red Alert 2 mogs this shit out of existence.
>The art style is what completely kills my interest in Stormgate.
Yes. Also if they did "fantasy" in space it would have been much better. This Demon (but they are actually aliens!) vs humans vs the Not Protoss (Angels) doesn't sit well with me.
The demons should've been something like the Burning Legion and the angels just a Protoss clone.
It also feels a lit bit gnostic.
>and it ran on toasters
I just want to point out that I owned a 2008 mid-level laptop and it couldn't run SC2 consistently on launch. Even on minimal settings, I had tons of graphical issues (e.g. I remember distinctly that occasionally void rays would just load with no graphics, totally invisible apart from their attacks) and one out of every five matches it would lock up. Was a big disappointment, although I found the game generic compared to BW and lost interest anyway.
Unironically: works on my machine
I also played on a laptop and minimum settings ran just fine
We are here
https://www.tiktok.com/@huskystarcraft
was it worth it deleting all your starcraft content you moron? his most recent video on youtube makes me think this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXboO0zESxs
This moment from the Royal vs Shuttle match was some absolute bullshit. The proxy here would have paid off three times as hard for Shuttle if Royal hadn't heard the audience screaming. Very bad idea to have them on the stage next to the crowd, the noise cancelling headphones obviously can't block something like that.
maybe place your cheese in a better spot next time, shuttle.
>toss dominates all game long
>suddenly does something moronic
>loses the game
any balance patch ideas for this issue?
reduce medivac hp by 80% and make them share hp when in close proximity to make such frick ups possible for terrans too
https://reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/17bpcmg/pvt_balance_discussion_gsl_group_stage_spoilers/
soo is playing like shit
Will micro$oft fund SC2 tournaments now?
make all zerg units (except the queen) 1hp to encourage more aggressive use
we are here
That's nothing. I can easily go off 2-3 hours for half a week if I'm willing to burn through a container of Tums as big as the one he's got
his kids are gonna have a messed up view on what it means to be an adult and hold a job
>Alright class, what does your daddy do?
>My dad's a doctor!
>My dad's a police officer!
>My dad is a farmer!
>My dad cries and yells while playing a 25 year old video game on the internet!
mad innit
This is 2023 anon a lot of kids don't even have a dad or one that is even the same blood as them. Having a Dad that plays Starcraft is a lesser concern especially since so many kids want to be influencers or tubers anyways.sgm82
https://www.fraudsclub.com/cosmonarchy-bw/
>Brood War Mod
>Removes supply and upgrades(Incorporating them into their base units.)
>Vastly expands the unit rosters of the three factions, and makes their gameplay more thematic
>Increases Selection Limit and improves pathfinding for Goliaths and Dragoons
>Removes random miss chance
>Ai is greatly Improved
>Well balanced, and hosts tournaments
>Singleplayer content coming
I woke up this morning and for some reason my first thought was
>I wonder if anyone has taken the OpenBW core and used it to make an expanded Starcraft?
So I felt obligated to check this out, given that odd coincidence.
Watched a couple games casted by the lead dev, which was an informative way to see how the game compares to BW. Actually quite cool, a lot of interesting ideas. My main concerns are merely aesthetic/graphical. In 6-12 months I would expect this to be quite compelling.
no
r/starcraft is going to love that!!
that shit is full of bugs
https://tl.net/forum/starcraft-2/617527-cure-joins-team-liquid
>patch zerg trying to spin zerg as the weakest race
whoa... who could have predicted this...
are we going to the bw thread next or do i need to make a more non-specialized thread? you could perhaps call it a more generalized starcraft thread.
we are not going to the bw thread
we are making a new thread before this one dies
we won't tolerate racism in any form against any sc2 person in the new thread
new denzie just dropped
we split? no more love? i will miss u guys