it took you how many years to realize this?
i feel sorry for the terrans who had false hope and destroyed their wrists in the process. dont end up like them.
The game is already dead, it's over, RTS is finished as soon as this GSL ends
Terrans had a good run honestly
Also Maru will win, cementing his status as best player in the world with being 5 times champion and proving that terrans are the best
Would be quite sad if that fat frick defeated Chadru with boring roach ravager spam like Rogue did last time
Come on, it might be the last big SC2 event
If Maru wins, this game's lifespan ends on a positive note
If not it shows it was a broken Z favoured pos game all along
the last good zerg player to play the game was Life, all these lotv shitters are patchzergs abusing the most broken race in the history of rts and would have a grand total of 0 championships (eu mickey mouse cups don't count)
I've been playing since 2005 and have never ever touched terran
why would I play the humans in a fantasy/alien races game? Space Bugs and Greys with Tech seem much cooler, and Tasteless plays protoss so I don't see why all the protoss hate exists
been playing again and the game sucks now
having to take a 3rd so fast
having to use ravens and reapers tvt
every zerg goes roaches instead of ling bane muta
protoss hasnt been deleted
it always makes me laugh to see tossbabbies piss and moan about how le zerg winning tournaments will kill the game!!!11
a video game exists to be played not watched, and the fact of the matter is that protoss is brokenly OP outside of pro level thanks to the moronic buffs blizz gave them. and this has already started killing the game thanks to ladder being basically unplayable, you either struggle against an 80 APM moron toss player as he drags out the game as long as possible or switch to toss and play constant cancerous pvps
>oy vey we're so oppressed >ignore the fact that we have to most versatile army >and the fact that our units scale infinitely better with micro than the other races >and the fact that we can counter both races completely with a single unit >and that we've consistently done well for the past 12 years >but we're so oppressed!!!!!!!!
I was unsure if that post was talking about zerg or terran cause of the single unit counters everything point but the I saw the word micro and knew it couldn't be about zerg
I traveled to Seoul from Australia to watch the GSL this week. I’m shattered there is no audience, is there any bars or venues in Seoul which show the GSL so I can watch it with people? This is the most horrible news as I’ve has this trip planned for months and was so close to seeing maru play in person.
>I traveled to Seoul from Australia to watch the GSL this week. I’m shattered there is no audience, is there any bars or venues in Seoul which show the GSL so I can watch it with people? This is the most horrible news as I’ve has this trip planned for months and was so close to seeing maru play in person.
Pay Tasteless $100 for an hour of him unenthusiastically talking to you over some drinks & food (that you pay for)
zerg has been OP since the game originally released and it never changed. The entire history of SC esports is about people upsetting the odds by beating a zerg player.
>EU pro players >patch zergs clinging to a dead game >NA pro players >chad protoss players with full time jobs playing a game they love in their spare time
https://tubitv.com/movies/314897/state-of-play
this greased up queer in contrast with my memory of him as a 10 year old asiaticlette in this documentary is kinda contrasting...
the captions are all desynced and the israelite film makers still expect people to pay for an 8 year old starcraft documentary... very nice...
i guess i'll edge myself off until gsl starts instead
no, the korean government takes 99% of a civilian's money and only leaves enough for them to rent a used mattress an a tiny apartment. if they fill out a form and get approved, they can get additional amenities.
after switching from toss to terran i can't go back to toss anymore. every toss comp feels the same whereas different terran comps require different mechanics making the race so much deeper
savior killed the bw pro scene, life killed the sc2 pro scene.
What is it with zergs and harming the thing that provides for them? Kinda reminds me of a kippah wearing parasite not gonna lie
zerg have been nerfed repeatedly and protoss have been buffed repeatedly for the last 2 years
go back to redd*t where you can whine with your fellow clueless shitters tossbab
>EARNS 100% of its wins
kek >Be Maru >Do something stupid early and fail >Turtle, mule up & survive anyway bcuz T lmao >Grow an army of 20 ghosts >steamroll and get the W
Balance banters are fun, but you gotta put more work in it than that.
if terran was as strong as zerg has been for the past half decade Maru would have double digit gsl wins, the fact that he's even been able to reach 4 while not playing zerg is a testament to his skill
We run this shit Peacebros
Brootal mogging + Chinatrannies got too wienery + We send them to dilate + BASED + REDPILLED + I WANT TO TOUCH ZOMBIEGRUB'S COOCHIE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Legitimately which race is OP? I always thought Protoss was the easiest to play, and Terran was the best but the hardest to master even at a pro level
Zerg seems relatively simple in concept but requires an extreme apm to be good
>I lost in silver 2 cause of balance! just ignore my 30s supply block at 2 minutes >pro level play where both players play close to optimally for their race? skill issue of course
>I lost in silver 2 cause of balance! just ignore my 30s supply block at 2 minutes >pro level play where both players play close to optimally for their race? skill issue of course
that soulless garbage will never succeed
sure it might get some attention from reddit sois but the starcraft magic is dead now and its pointless to try to bring it back to life
even if it were possible it certainly wouldnt have anything to do with ESL, who think people actually want to see people like ZG and the pajeet casting tournaments
i was subscribed to it until the 2nd or 3rd time they casted together online
people just forget to unsub on patreon its the ultimate platform for grifting
I'm traveling to korea for the last GSL, I'm saving big money to frick a nice Korean escort. After all those years of yellow fever I'm going to break her.
tastosis should bring back all the classics for these final casts
tasteless killing nerds on the ladder
tasteless secret hallway
pirate bird
"talk to me tasteless"
artosis being a israelite
Why are people on /sc2g/ always writing like that, never quoting posts, almost never using caps or punctuation?
You have been writing like homosexuals for nearly 10 years now.
Is it just a singular schizo replying to himself for days on end?
It feels like reading a thread written by bots.
there's a zerg player that keeps calling everyone a tossBlack person because he's trying to deflect from how OP his race has been over the past few years
western broodwar is like watching two morons trying to figure out how to have sex. some people may enjoy it, but i prefer it when the morons know how to have sex.
i hate zergBlack folk so much it's unreal. if i see one more zerg 'player' (the race plays itself once you build queens) try to shit on terran, im going to go shoot up a hatchery.
Infernals travel through Stormgates to descend upon unsuspecting worlds like a plague of locusts--harvesting resources, decimating resistance, and conscripting their mightiest foes. This Battle Thrall is just one of the otherworldly lifeforms absorbed by the Infernal Host.
do widow mine drops/any terran harass ever do anything? queens/stalkers seem to always just kill it immediately.
isnt artosis staying til season3 is over?
reminder that all it took for hero to become the “best toss” and completely redefine the protoss meta was to make gateway units other than adepts and leave his base before 200/200
its a joke how shit the state of protoss pros is, blizz training wheels must have broken their brains
1 MeomaikA could not secure a visa and was replaced by Raza.[1]
2 Cyan could not participate and no players from the China Region accepted the invite[2] Ryung was thus invited from the Global Standings.[3]
3 Armani could not participate due to injury and was replaced by GuMiho.[4]
4 herO, RagnaroK, and DRG could not participate due scheduling conflict with GSL and were thus replaced by ShaDoWn[5], soO[6] and uThermal[7] from the Global Standings.
5 soO, who qualified in the Korean qualifier, forfeited his spot and was replaced by trigger[8] due to not having a passport, however soO[9] was later able to obtain the passport and reenter as a replacement for RagnaroK as noted above.
6 Bunny and ByuN elected not to participate due to health concerns and COVID recovery and were thus replaced by DnS[10] and PtitDrogo[11] from the Global Standings.
7 Krystianer forfeited his spot due to health issues. Due to the replacement being last minute no travel arrangements could be made for SpeCial nor Vindicta, hence TeebuL took the spot.
jorgbros WHAT THE FRICK? we have the most overpowered race in rts history how the frick did our guy throw that, give a monkey that scenario and he could close it out against Maru but the #2 zerg in the world cant??
>find an extremely beneficial fight >lose because a fight happened
stay mad jörgbabbs maru is still the only T who can win tournaments and you gays have 4 different players (their wins are MEANINGLESS)
>the best terran player (best player of all time too) beat an OP zerg >a small tournament is going on >the thread is on page3.
sc2 bros..... dead game....
prep time is the difference between a soul event like gsl and a shitter weekender that any zerg with a pulse can win (zerg doesn't need build orders to win)
>strongest
theres no zerg in gsl finals, thus proving protoss was the OP one all along, and zergs were right that their players were just too shit to take advantage of the imba race
a patch fraud got exposed? color me shocked. he's lucky blizzard patched zerg when they did otherwise he'd still be a ro16-ro8 player like he was pre 2018
i'm so close to unsubbing from these 2 artosis clip channels...
how Black person brained do you have to be to watch more than 10 clips of artosis raging... the content is insulting
it took you how many years to realize this?
i feel sorry for the terrans who had false hope and destroyed their wrists in the process. dont end up like them.
Skill issue
Zerg players are just better 😉
nobody gives a FRICK about starcraft
it's over, starcraftchuds
The game is already dead, it's over, RTS is finished as soon as this GSL ends
Terrans had a good run honestly
Also Maru will win, cementing his status as best player in the world with being 5 times champion and proving that terrans are the best
Dark is going to cuck him again
G5L is cancelled
Would be quite sad if that fat frick defeated Chadru with boring roach ravager spam like Rogue did last time
Come on, it might be the last big SC2 event
If Maru wins, this game's lifespan ends on a positive note
If not it shows it was a broken Z favoured pos game all along
Maru is a homosexual and I hope he never gets his 5th GSL
RTS will be carried by Age of Empires chads, the era of asiaticclick is what's coming to an end and it's been a long time coming
>Age of sleep
watching asiaticlets spam-click is only entertaining to autists
explain why zg is a prominent member of the scene then, everyone knows women can't be autistic
Women can be mentally moronic exactly like men
What the frick are you talking about?
"age of sleep" has no bite like asiaticclick does, you really need to try harder if you want to make it stick
uh, no, sweaty. we all know that one of the patchzergs are the best.
Terran is the most broken race in SC2 but thankfully it requires a high skill level to reach that level of broken
insanely high, to the point where only 2 people have been able to do it in the past 10 years
you have to be an absolute moron to not get terrans OP
you mean 4
byun
maru
innovation
TY
if you say clem i'm going to laugh at you
RTS will be alive soon
Trust the plan
Coming out just in time for the death of SC2
all according to keikaku
nice mobile game artstyle
stop art shaming, it's not ok
I made that webm
make more
>Stormgate
What a shit name, just like the setting
I hope Stormgate kills Starcraft 2. asiaticcrafters deserve to die for what they have done to RTS.
flushing tossturds
the last good zerg player to play the game was Life, all these lotv shitters are patchzergs abusing the most broken race in the history of rts and would have a grand total of 0 championships (eu mickey mouse cups don't count)
life was a bonjwa
mvp was not
stormgate aka troony gate aka casualgate is shit
asiatic ass
ugh the ddossening
oh no no no he was so embarrassed about his diaper double down that he ddos'd
kson..
fix the site toot
kinda feel like going to dnb tonight kinda dont idk what to do
come on bro its half off games!
ya know what you're right bro
kiss my teeth
Elon Musk is now a father of 9 as he secretly welcomed twins with one of his company’s executives last year.
theres a gsl super tournament scheduled for december on liquipedia so i wonder how thats gonna work out with artosis leaving asiaticland in october
english cast is cancelled
artosis is leaving one of his daughters with tasteless and he will train her to cast the gsl
whitelist is back up
Uuhhmm it's called allowlist chud
asiaticlist
elites love having kids
ugh ddosed?
if you cant access email toot
>mfw a protoss player says terran is OP
>mfw a protoss player
I've been playing since 2005 and have never ever touched terran
why would I play the humans in a fantasy/alien races game? Space Bugs and Greys with Tech seem much cooler, and Tasteless plays protoss so I don't see why all the protoss hate exists
to roleplay as humans fighting against aliens
you're playing the starship troopers
TvT is boring as frick though
tasteless is exactly the sort of person who would play the braindead easy race
Didn't make
why is there no fricking gsl
Some koreans got covid
Punished Maru killed Perci with his protoss
can't wait to see them all get dumpstered by zerg in the actual event! who knows maybe zoun will be able to take a map off ragnarok
maybe they should practice playing the game instead of dilating and seething
been playing again and the game sucks now
having to take a 3rd so fast
having to use ravens and reapers tvt
every zerg goes roaches instead of ling bane muta
protoss hasnt been deleted
just kinda sucks
cope
game balance is the best it has ever been
starcraft where zerg loses is not starcraft I want to play
>my opponent isn't doing what i want him to do
>how could this be happening to me?
1120603
yeah as long as you play zerg thats true
We are here
homosexual
you called?
blizzard should get rid of the ability to choose your race and just make everyone play random
it always makes me laugh to see tossbabbies piss and moan about how le zerg winning tournaments will kill the game!!!11
a video game exists to be played not watched, and the fact of the matter is that protoss is brokenly OP outside of pro level thanks to the moronic buffs blizz gave them. and this has already started killing the game thanks to ladder being basically unplayable, you either struggle against an 80 APM moron toss player as he drags out the game as long as possible or switch to toss and play constant cancerous pvps
im a terranplayer and i hate that zerg wins every tournament. nice try, israelite. you wont subvert me or my people.
>more toss larping
every time
It's over
im a terranplayer and i love that protoss loses every tournament. nice try, israelite. you wont subvert me or my people.
Terran players are the israelites of Starcraft 2
Have every advantage but claim they're the most oppressed
get a haircut by taking your ass to the barbershop
do you really think youre fooling anyone tossisraelite
>oy vey we're so oppressed
>ignore the fact that we have to most versatile army
>and the fact that our units scale infinitely better with micro than the other races
>and the fact that we can counter both races completely with a single unit
>and that we've consistently done well for the past 12 years
>but we're so oppressed!!!!!!!!
Yeah toss are insufferable.
unironically delete snipe and make interference matrix be able to be cast on broodlords and lurkers with an upgrade out of fusion core
I was unsure if that post was talking about zerg or terran cause of the single unit counters everything point but the I saw the word micro and knew it couldn't be about zerg
Zerg are Black folk
Protoss are israelites
Terrans are white trash
UED are the ubermensch
I traveled to Seoul from Australia to watch the GSL this week. I’m shattered there is no audience, is there any bars or venues in Seoul which show the GSL so I can watch it with people? This is the most horrible news as I’ve has this trip planned for months and was so close to seeing maru play in person.
lol
>I traveled to Seoul from Australia to watch the GSL this week. I’m shattered there is no audience, is there any bars or venues in Seoul which show the GSL so I can watch it with people? This is the most horrible news as I’ve has this trip planned for months and was so close to seeing maru play in person.
Pay Tasteless $100 for an hour of him unenthusiastically talking to you over some drinks & food (that you pay for)
>diamond 3
>playing competitively for 2 years
Trannies are indeed delusional.
zerg has been OP since the game originally released and it never changed. The entire history of SC esports is about people upsetting the odds by beating a zerg player.
>not posting the updated version
the original troony in esports is a zerg player, I'd say that's more representative than some d3 shitter
that D3 shitter is a captain of AlphaX's SC2 team
Show some respect
shut up terran chud
maybe, I'm testing vp9
no idea what that means
luv me rts
luv me zergies
luv me terrrans
luv me PROtoss
luv me robots
luv me clicking around
luv me gathering
luv me RTS just to reiterate
cheers
tasteless is an e-prostitute
e-sex with tastless
>NA pro players
>trannies
>EU pro players
>no trannies
>EU pro players
>patch zergs clinging to a dead game
>NA pro players
>chad protoss players with full time jobs playing a game they love in their spare time
MOD LEERAK
gsl tomorrow yea?
no, it's in 11hours, 35minutes, and 35 seconds
"Generic mobile game" was already taken
age of sleep is even deader than starcraft
a boring game like age of sleep doesn't deserve a good nickname
isnt the aoe pro scene so shitty that washed up sc2 nobodies like demuslim and vortix are the top players? lol
yeah and none of them break 4 digit viewers
byun looks like a gay rapist
at least aoe doesn't require autism to enjoy and is fun on its own merits
I wish we could go back to better days.
>get into rts
>would sell my consoles but i have a few awesome exclusives on it
oh man
>GSL played online because Maru is an anti-vaxxer
sad!
>plays zerg
>anti-vaxxer
I mean it does fit
how can whitebois compete?
Average zerg player
https://tubitv.com/movies/314897/state-of-play
this greased up queer in contrast with my memory of him as a 10 year old asiaticlette in this documentary is kinda contrasting...
the captions are all desynced and the israelite film makers still expect people to pay for an 8 year old starcraft documentary... very nice...
i guess i'll edge myself off until gsl starts instead
wake me up when a terran player is on. i dont care about 2 OP races (zerg and protoss) duking it out.
shit forgot it was today and here I was about to do some work haha
i'd love to cough all over tasteless while he had a hypochondria panic attack
>12 minute mass ling build
i hope hero wins because hes in the studio and hes a cute boy~
>jetragged
tasteless is finally going native
toss is so based they just turn every game into poker
my wife Karine (from the energy drink ads) is so cute
dead game
Karina* oops
hopefully i die peacefully in my sleep before drg maru starts
no matter if maru wins or loses, zerg AND protoss are OP.
he's just like me
no, the korean government takes 99% of a civilian's money and only leaves enough for them to rent a used mattress an a tiny apartment. if they fill out a form and get approved, they can get additional amenities.
>name is a symptom of covid
>he's never had covid
deep lore
>kill 8 drones
>zerg still ahead
haha.
what if battlecruisers could land like vikings and they'd turn into a super cool mega robot
maru should try making some queens. he'd win gsl in no time.
>wear your mask
hahahahahaha. zerg players are Black folk.
gyuri's legs
legs too fat
they should just pay maru to play show matches nobody really cares about patch zergs and pr*t*iss
after switching from toss to terran i can't go back to toss anymore. every toss comp feels the same whereas different terran comps require different mechanics making the race so much deeper
herobros how are we feeling?
gayuri
a wiesn madl
just wait, next GSL(the last one) he's going to win for sure
they should rig the last gsl so fruitdealer wins
they should arrange for me to get a kgf 2022
Serral could not attend Valencia because he was kidnapped.
he died from the scorching 20 degree summer heat, sad but very common
The Finnish melt if it gets too warm, it's a real problem.
poor asiaticer
corruptors are the most boring unit
corruptors and roaches should do cone damage
Corruptors are more interesting than Phoenixes and Void Rays
Life would never, just more proof serral is a patch fraud
me and my wife
twitch.tv/cadenzie
Why did they make SC2 wet noodles?
i'll wet noodle a asiatic in 5 seconds flat
savior killed the bw pro scene, life killed the sc2 pro scene.
What is it with zergs and harming the thing that provides for them? Kinda reminds me of a kippah wearing parasite not gonna lie
I killed you're mom pussy
zergs are the gigachads of starcraft
terribleans and pootoss need not apply
https://bj.afreecatv.com/afstar1/post/89627632
Give Battle Cruisers anywhere on the map blink.
BCs should require vision on where they're going to jump
If you want to teleport into a base then you should have to waste a scan to do it
i love my fat, built like a brick shithouse, wife!
give carriers the ability to allahu ackbar like tassadar
i know the fat guy in the middle is dark, but i cant tell who is who besides that.
ragnarok creator dark bunny cure
>named dark
>skin is darker
When is the black sc2 pro named Black person going to debut?
I started playing this game recently and I loved that Black folk never play it.
>named maximusblack
>is a Black person
GSL soon. predictions?
tosstroony kvetching
>get outplayed
>a-move some carriers into the main
>win
sasuga tossturds
i dont watch non-terran games.
>get outplayed
>hail mary nydus into main
>get into winning position
if it was medivac drops you'd be sucking his wiener right now
>if it was a completely different race with different units that are underpowered, youd be praising him
dark is a literal god
no, he's a patchzerg
>20 queens counters maxed out skytoss + ht army
nice race
go dilate tosstroony
maybe if zerg wins all the tournaments for the 7th year in a row, blizzard will buff them a little more.
zerg have been nerfed repeatedly and protoss have been buffed repeatedly for the last 2 years
go back to redd*t where you can whine with your fellow clueless shitters tossbab
i make queens and win 🙂
>go back to redd*t
>zerg subreddit is the biggest
huh
another shocking result, i never wouldve guessed a patchzerg using the most broken race with the most broken units won.
its called skill
if you suck off zerg players enough, maybe kerrigan will force her larva into your evolution chamber, homosexual.
my wife ningning makes another appearance!
that feet when no gyuri gf
whats wrong with your feet?
ASL season 14 has been announced.
Qualifiers are over the next couple of weeks and then it starts proper in August.
this format sucks
we're having meaningless games
only 1 set(creator v cure). the other 2 decide if ragnorak or bunny will be 2nd/3rd place.
oh no, zergsisters. tasteless said zerg is the most OP race.
hes a fellow tossbab so its only to be expected
can hero or maru stop the Dark menace
>defeating a zerg
>current year
hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>Calling out Creator being a one hit wonder
About time
i maek baneling!
im glad a zerg won again! they truly are the weakest race!
hahahahahaha. ragnorak shouldve won that, but even OP zerg couldnt have save him from himself.
thank god that shitty broodlord/infestor Black person lost. frick zerg
Who's the most to blame for this? Browder? Kim? Some unnamed guy from race design team? israelites?
the guy who kept pushing for the thor to be an mp unit
who was that anyway?
>mp unit
wuts dat
multi player
browder
the guy who doesnt use liberators for their aoe air attack.
maybe another 5 years of them winning 9/10 events will change your mind on that 🙂
another event another round of tosstroony seething
pity they dont put all that energy towards actually learning how to play
yeah, pity they don't practice as hard as guys like Rogue maybe then they'll finally win a championship
this is like albert einstein saying yeah physics is pretty easy lol
terrans and protoss whine equally
only zerg chads enjoy the game and actively work to get better at it
What happened to her? She used to take care of her appearance, now she don't even brush her hair and don't pass anymore
he never passed
Yeah, Zombiegrub really gave up and adopted the femcel identity
Incels rise up.
why is arty playing toss?
twitch.tv/nvcreator
Creator, cure, sos
yawn
i cant wait any longer. i need more gsl, so i can complain how OP protoss and zerg are.
the gsl is going to end, you need to get off of your gsl addiction or you're going to have a nice day next year
terran is the only race that EARNS 100% of its wins
>EARNS 100% of its wins
kek
>Be Maru
>Do something stupid early and fail
>Turtle, mule up & survive anyway bcuz T lmao
>Grow an army of 20 ghosts
>steamroll and get the W
Balance banters are fun, but you gotta put more work in it than that.
maru lost
zergs still get away with it, even when they play like shit
zergs rarely ever make mistakes due to how punishing the race is, if you want to see someone playing like shit pick any protoss player
Disregard GSL
Watch ASL and Korean amateur brood war streamers live on AfreecaTV
>Korean amateur brood war streamers live on AfreecaTV
aka women
i hate women and i hate asiatics.
>asiatics
Whey are basically USA 2.0 in spirit minus obesity, why do you hate your own people, mutt?
you cant be American if you arent white.
they also dont believe in freedom because they are bug people
many americans hate freedom these days
>americans
What is an American?
And why are the new maps so small?
americans are terran and terrans hate big maps
>small maps
zerg overpowered
>medium
zerg overpowered
>large
zerg overpowered
kys tossisraelite
no one is falling for your terran larp tossturd
>be you
>moronic and play zerg
>be me
>intelligent and play terran
Terran is the most broken race
brokenly underpowered, yes. im glad we can agree.
if terran was as strong as zerg has been for the past half decade Maru would have double digit gsl wins, the fact that he's even been able to reach 4 while not playing zerg is a testament to his skill
I only watch Jaedong doing react content, he's very based.
"sixty thousand, and not a single more"
-tru dong on the JQ
Nations wars is live
BRUTAL MOGGING
Peacebros let's go
who is winning?
France
i hate the french
>t.reynor
We run this shit Peacebros
Brootal mogging + Chinatrannies got too wienery + We send them to dilate + BASED + REDPILLED + I WANT TO TOUCH ZOMBIEGRUB'S COOCHIE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
ameribros is our turn
The good guys are playing
You can really see the troony in Scarlett in Harstem's newest video.
wdym?
harstem is a troony?
is that why he's getting botox injections in his lips?
He's just a power bottom
Scarlett is a man.
imagine fricking scarlett from behind while she is trying to play
>ywn inject scarlett's hatchery with your larva while she spreads creep all over her keyboard
Legitimately which race is OP? I always thought Protoss was the easiest to play, and Terran was the best but the hardest to master even at a pro level
Zerg seems relatively simple in concept but requires an extreme apm to be good
Am I wrong?
protoss is OP as you can see from the absolutely ludicrous ladder stats
tournaments are decided by player skill rather than balance
protoss players are just better at that level
sorry sweetie, just a skill issue 😉
case in point for toss israelitery
zerg is the strongest race and zerg apm is artificially inflated by rapidfire spam
>balance
>trannies
Why do you guys only post about that?
>I lost in silver 2 cause of balance! just ignore my 30s supply block at 2 minutes
>pro level play where both players play close to optimally for their race? skill issue of course
have a nice day
we are here
twitch.tv/zombiegrub
no
Disruptors are a perfectly balanced unit.
yes
so it's basically confirmed that ZG will be taking over GSL's english cast, right?
Yes, ZG and FD, like Scan and Nyoken the official ASL casters on Afreecatv, maybe tastosis just cast the vod
can't wait to avoid these threads for weeks because of how long it takes tastosis to put out a vod
arty is staying until the end of next season and then gsl is getting canned anyway
stormgate will take over in 2023
that's the esl plan I read at their hq
that soulless garbage will never succeed
sure it might get some attention from reddit sois but the starcraft magic is dead now and its pointless to try to bring it back to life
even if it were possible it certainly wouldnt have anything to do with ESL, who think people actually want to see people like ZG and the pajeet casting tournaments
The ASL patreon gets 12k a month, imagine how much money the sc2 redditors are going to throw at them for GSL
i was subscribed to it until the 2nd or 3rd time they casted together online
people just forget to unsub on patreon its the ultimate platform for grifting
I am amazed they make so much off of so little content
the last thing they did was the tasteless lan party and during that he was begging for more money so i don't even know what they're spending it on
tasteless' legal fees
does anyone know how big the settlement was?
Artosis literally bought a house
he bought that house with his mario erotica money
*uses skill battery*
Nothing personnel kiddo
if only you could focus fire down the battery instead of mindlessly attacking one stalker for 15 seconds...
TWO batteries
I'm traveling to korea for the last GSL, I'm saving big money to frick a nice Korean escort. After all those years of yellow fever I'm going to break her.
get her to pretend to be gyuri
does he have a massive neck or a tiny head
yes
Maru and Rag are advancing tomorrow!
doesn't drg suck against zerg?
best of 3 could take 15 minutes tops
>mirror matches
I sleep
it will also have a tvz elimination match after those two matches.
starts in 37minutes. (more like 45)
predictions on who wins?
i hope maru/bunny advance.
ragnarok is gonna cheese him out
DRG will be the champion
tastosis should bring back all the classics for these final casts
tasteless killing nerds on the ladder
tasteless secret hallway
pirate bird
"talk to me tasteless"
artosis being a israelite
You're forgetting the hamster/guinea pig discussions
Also Nestea
you have to let go of the past, anon. it's over.
tvt is making me sleepy bros... i think im gonna go to bed
i just jerk offd to doujins instead of watching. im waiting for the tvz so i can complain that zerg is overpowered.
he still has a chance to advance.
bros, i heckin love queens. they make the game so interesting!
just 3 matches?
hahahahaha. not even queens can save such a shitty player.
2 hour long tvt series showcasing the unexplored ways to play a decade old game
vs
the 20 minute long dice roll zvz series
based maru throwing so we could have 2 terrans in the top 4
zerg is winning the event anyway so what does it matter how many terrans there are in ro4
but protoss is op so surely they'll win, right?
Why are people on /sc2g/ always writing like that, never quoting posts, almost never using caps or punctuation?
You have been writing like homosexuals for nearly 10 years now.
Is it just a singular schizo replying to himself for days on end?
It feels like reading a thread written by bots.
theres a tossisraelite who larps as terran and has entire discussions by himself whining about zerg
theres a guy that keeps saying im a tossBlack person whenever i complain about zerg being overpowered and terran being underpowered.
there's a zerg player that keeps calling everyone a tossBlack person because he's trying to deflect from how OP his race has been over the past few years
tossisraelite phone poster
Duh. We just phone post in between the games.
All of my posts are written by an AI powered by GPT3
we brood war chads just keep winning
i wish there were more korean broodwar tournaments though.
brood war chuds have 2 tournaments a year kekw
no cap they finna lose all their money
remember when bwcucks tried to start their own general 10 years ago and it got spammed with coffins every time
/vst/ hasnt been around for 10years, anon.
what do you mean our general is alive and well come join
onesixtwo.club/scv/
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no artosis today
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hey sorry all -- something came up, i have to cancel stream today. will be back tomorrow. see you then.
he said that today he's sending most of his shit to canada
killing myself
why do they keep banning me http://www.starcraftowners.com where else can i discuss starcraft
its SAAS so you don't own it
hero>>
watch bsl
no
why not?
i'm gay
makes sense
bsl went to shit after they let the chinese in
at least the chinks have their own style
better than watching a bunch of subhuman apes from south america
>own style
they just do dumb shit
whoa, easy with the racism fella
>at least the chinks have their own style
>better than watching a bunch of subhuman apes from south america
t. slavBlack person
>they just do dumb shit
obviously it isn't dumb since a chinaman is the two time champion
western broodwar is like watching two morons trying to figure out how to have sex. some people may enjoy it, but i prefer it when the morons know how to have sex.
so you only like watching flash fight himself?
*lets off a wicked fart*
yeah you like that b***h?
somebody please seduce artosis's wife and make her take the children away from him so he has to stay in korea and continue casting the gsl
it's because of the restraining order arty put on tasteless
you misspelled insufferable.
she was taken by grant macdonald. she's at ram ranch
gsl tomorrow 🙂
(:
could a full power medieval army beat a single colossus? like do you think catapults would actually damage it or would they bounce off?
catapults would have longer range, with those spindly little collosus legs the catapult would surely win
I don't think they have anything that could pierce the shields.
I don't think they'd have anything that could pierce the shields.
idk guys if a drone can pierce them then surely a catapult could too
yes, what a dumb question. i hope you dont believe 'there is no such thing as a dumb question'
Stormgate will save us. Just 1 more year and we're home
stormgate is going to be pure shit. it's not saving anything
if I didn't already know what it was I would have assumed stormgate was a chinese mobile hack and slash game based on that trailer
finally watching the ro6 vods to get ready to post with my fellow sceeveestomorrow
tfw no cantata cafe latte gf
[Chair clattering]
it's not fair bros
bit of a freudian slip there, harstem..
Why are they using the same format in Homestory cup as they are in the Dreamhack masters?
why are you watching eu tourneys
herobros (and marubros) how are we feeling about tomorrow?
>tossisraelite yet again trying to identify himself with terranchads
your israeli tactics only bring you closer to the oven
i hate zergBlack folk so much it's unreal. if i see one more zerg 'player' (the race plays itself once you build queens) try to shit on terran, im going to go shoot up a hatchery.
was gonna make a banger post but my webm is too big
post it on /wsg/ and link it here.
it wouldn't be the same
BOGGED
thats not a very banger post.
new maps are live sc2bros
Artosis is moving to chess
Infernals travel through Stormgates to descend upon unsuspecting worlds like a plague of locusts--harvesting resources, decimating resistance, and conscripting their mightiest foes. This Battle Thrall is just one of the otherworldly lifeforms absorbed by the Infernal Host.
sounds epic! cant wait to see this new rts esport!
What an original concept! Never been done before!
it's going to follow the same path as age of sleep and be dead within a month
GSL and HSC at the same time
predictions/hopes?
i hope bunny/maru win since i hate non-terrans.
prediction-60/40 hero/bunny, 50/50 dark/maru.
who cares? im not watching some western dogshit between patchzerg 1-20.
why did tastosis say that maru and bunbun could not meet in the finals
they have korean restraining orders which apply even to video games.
ITS STARTING!
feelio when the asiatics are old now
feelio when im old now...
missed the start how was my wife gyuri today
Perfection.
skill battery lul
wow, skill battery overcharge.
much skill.
i wish terran got as many overpowered units/buildings as zerg/protoss. thanks, ~~*david*~~ kim.
that's it frick terrans from now on i'm a herobro
hahahaha. protoss is so OP, how have these morons not got a single championship yet?
>cross spawn
terran has already lost.
why cant tasteless move to pei too?
toss cheesing? expand in base... make a bunker... still behind...
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cute gyuri faces, anons.
remember during heart of the swarm when all the kespa asiatic coaches told terrans to just scv all in instead of try to play late game
how did a protoss throw a cross spawn nexus first?
went to 60 probes and 10 gates before building up an army
tfw no zerg plush
i rewound and it was gate nexus core
arty is just mindraped by protoss and faking the rage
weirdos are literally traveling to korea to hold up gay signs for the final tastosis casts
do widow mine drops/any terran harass ever do anything? queens/stalkers seem to always just kill it immediately.
isnt artosis staying til season3 is over?
reminder that all it took for hero to become the “best toss” and completely redefine the protoss meta was to make gateway units other than adepts and leave his base before 200/200
its a joke how shit the state of protoss pros is, blizz training wheels must have broken their brains
hes casting another regular season after this one but then theres one last super tourney in 2022 that he should be out of the country for
>I want to thank my wife
[chair clattering]
reminder even the turbo autist manlet marubhas a korean girlfriend
>kid that is the greatest of all time of one of korea's national sports
id be more surprised if he wasnt swimming in plastic pussy.
asiatics hate sc2
tired of the n-word """music""" on afreeca
You can say "Black person" on the internet, it's no biggie.
i like to use n-word or jogger sometimes, mix things up a little
also I'm pretty sure I could be jailed for using that word
what cucked country do you live in
that's any country in north western europe
UK?
what if my mom comes into the room and sees? don't wanna risk it no thanks
the order goes LoL>broodwar>>>>>>
according to my expert knowledge.
1 MeomaikA could not secure a visa and was replaced by Raza.[1]
2 Cyan could not participate and no players from the China Region accepted the invite[2] Ryung was thus invited from the Global Standings.[3]
3 Armani could not participate due to injury and was replaced by GuMiho.[4]
4 herO, RagnaroK, and DRG could not participate due scheduling conflict with GSL and were thus replaced by ShaDoWn[5], soO[6] and uThermal[7] from the Global Standings.
5 soO, who qualified in the Korean qualifier, forfeited his spot and was replaced by trigger[8] due to not having a passport, however soO[9] was later able to obtain the passport and reenter as a replacement for RagnaroK as noted above.
6 Bunny and ByuN elected not to participate due to health concerns and COVID recovery and were thus replaced by DnS[10] and PtitDrogo[11] from the Global Standings.
7 Krystianer forfeited his spot due to health issues. Due to the replacement being last minute no travel arrangements could be made for SpeCial nor Vindicta, hence TeebuL took the spot.
does this mean no one of importance is playing?
i just like how soo forfeited because of his passport but got back in later because of another forfeit
black guys are better at dancing and dunking basketballs and having sex with wh*te women
i know i can't compete
Embrace the yellow fever.
>11wins and 0 losses vs terran (for dark)
wow, zerg isnt broken at all.
Dark is my oshi but Maru is my fav terran. I'm gonna root for Dark because Maru has no chance against Hero.
>now youre going to have to shove it inside him
gyuri is a yaoi fan?
what does oshi mean? im white not chinese
>what does oshi mean?
An idol - in a conservative sense.
hayama marin is my oshi shes so cute and her skin is so melanated
>melanated
uhhh yikes!
low test
>holding 100 army pop with only 50
impressive
Roach supply isn't real supply.
>protoss has recall
>zerg has nydus
>terran has floating buildings
ebin.
muta ling bane was so much more fun
For Dark it seems like he is making a statement by going roach rav in every situation.
yeah, the 'i can win quicker with roaches/ravagers in 99% of matches, so i get my money quicker'
I hate fat people so much
what's the point of building planetaries when they die to 20 lings
The idea is to build two planetaries next to each other.
based gym bro
so that they dont die to 15 lings.
can't die to lings if you lift
cant mine minerals if you lift
zerg has both the best efficient units and best inefficients.
Oh look late game zerg
cam on maru defeat GOAT zerg #19363
>terran is still in the game
good race
how did zerg GOAT #1283461 throw that?
mule op
FRICK ZERGS
now the question is will zerg just rush/cheese since he's too shit to play his OP lategame and needs to rely on his uber-OP earlygame.
jorgbros WHAT THE FRICK? we have the most overpowered race in rts history how the frick did our guy throw that, give a monkey that scenario and he could close it out against Maru but the #2 zerg in the world cant??
imagine trying to early game pressure someone who maek queens
dark scouted it
maru already won
has a hellion runby ever worked against queens lol?
It's a desperate move at the GSL semi-finals level. Maru would be better off dropping mines.
You've got your answer.
>2 good tournaments simultaneously
alive game?
gsl and what else? you can't be talking about this surely there's no good players there
why did blizzard never include a zoomout feature for starcraft 2? i've seen tiny devs able to code it.
zerg OP proven yet again.
>Skillous is playing under the white flag
what a cuck
ivan kick his gay ass when he gets home
all californians should be killed for the disgrace that is the balancing of starcraft 2 among other things
rotti is on herion or something i can't look at him
man or woman?
female amerimutt
>those eyes
70% it's a gal, 30% it's man.
>20 drones
it's now an even game
>lose 20 drones
>still only down by 4 out of 46
>kill 20 drones
>only ahead 5 workers
dark did amazing splits
its hardwire so the game goes on for 30 more minutes...
>amazing
>lost 20 drones
is this the apex of zerg micro?
apm signaling
how did zerg in sc2 get all the best bw spells as well as all the new spells? they got disruption web, irradiate, neural, fungal, transfuse, etc.
Don't forget the infested marine spam. God those were glorious times.
Tastosis or this?
artosis alone has more t in his body than those three combined
which is concerning on several levels
le chomosexual faise
i only recognize lowko out of these 3
>3 western guys
destined for disaster. western casts should stick to 2.
snipe is balanced
more balanced than queens anyway
>counters everything that's not a zergling
>still loses
>+10 vs light
>still loses
nm
I think Artosis got an upset stomach or something, he's been really quiet
we made it past 20 minutes so we're winning this one marubros, zerg shitters don't know how to play lategame
just use spellcasters xd
it takes 1 fungal and 1 bane for the zerg to win, bro.
terran would just be a turtleing cum receptacle without snipe
>ghosts aren't even in the fight
>still wins
>150 supply terran army
>100 supply zerg army
>150 supply terran army wins
>zergBlack person kvetching about ghosts
try r/allthingszerg dude, your type post there not here
terran is so balanced
dark got so desperate looking for an answer that he was building lurkers against a ghost pile, that's a hail mary play if i've ever seen one
Should've just put bane mines all over the place
HAHAHAHA. zerg Black person is OP in every phase of the game, and he is just too shit to close it out.
>find an extremely beneficial fight
>lose because a fight happened
stay mad jörgbabbs maru is still the only T who can win tournaments and you gays have 4 different players (their wins are MEANINGLESS)
do zergs still have that spell that stops buildings from working?
You don't understand I want 100 workers and win every fight
g5l bros, we're going home 🙂
>only 4 different players
isnt the entire western 'pro' scene filled with zergs?
>mad max feminist road
>good
nice one arty
how will the zergisraelite manage to steal away the whiteman's win?
witness me
omo
https://files.catbox.moe/e7ovb7.JPG
>shit colored hair
>shit colored eyes
no thanks.
please dont post my gf thanks
balanced race wins again
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. zerg player is so shit he cant win with the most OP race ever.
7rder finalist
time to 'tune' into hsc ie watch it for 3minutes (while its muted) then turn it off because western sc2 sucks.
Serral is still the GOAT frick asiatics
>ZvP
i didnt even have to tune in for 3minutes. will there be any terran matches at hsc?
a patchzerg can't be the GOAT, serral doesn't even crack my top 10 all time
I can't believe a toss is going to win GSL.
im going to next seasons finals but im a fat ugly incel so no korean gfs for me
take the fat ugly bastard pill
look at those asiatics with their waifus
giwtwm
not 1 interesting player
zerk
>18
>8
>6
>3 years
he clocked out before we got into the next stage of clownworld. wise.
what now
hitler dood
watch the fearpajeet homostory cup stream
very tempting but i'll have to pass
you see i have a wall to stare at
>the best terran player (best player of all time too) beat an OP zerg
>a small tournament is going on
>the thread is on page3.
sc2 bros..... dead game....
it's because we're so ACTIVE that we've reached the bump limit in just *looks up* 16 days
hey there's a thread on this board thats 10 months old so 16 days is pretty darn fast
nice excuse. do you use those 'reasoning' skills to explain away how zerg isnt OP when they win every tournament? i bet you do
Jesus christ Rotti looks rough.
the west if fricking doomed anyway
i haven't watched hsc since fatburger was alive and i don't intend to now
>unmute
>troony voice
>close stream
pig in HSC
is that tystic or some other prostitute
you just know rotti is getting free bj's from this whitto pig all day
dd you get to sniff the seats tye asiaticettes sat in after everyone left? :3
>reynor's toss now 4-0 against solar in major tournaments
how
my wife 🙂
chintossbross is fricking over
>oracle puns
what kinda crack did they slip in wardi's coffee
>warp in chargelots
>win
Nothing personnel zergkiddos 🙂
im not watching hsc
>tosstrannies desperately kvetching and dilating because their zerg boogeyman is gone from gsl
hey buddy I reckon you could fit a few more buzzwords into that post. 4/10 try again
why is there so much downtime between asiatic tournaments/rounds of X? do the finalists really need a week to prepare?
prep time is the difference between a soul event like gsl and a shitter weekender that any zerg with a pulse can win (zerg doesn't need build orders to win)
i understand prep time for terrans but is a week really needed for a 1v1 bo7? it's not like he has to go against 2 different zergs+protoss.
Plus they need some time to make the cool videos
who are these people watching and donating to arty every single day
all me
Zerg maybe the strongest (highly debatable) but its also the hardest to play.
>hardest to play
buddy, youre supposed to walk on the creep not smoke it.
>strongest
theres no zerg in gsl finals, thus proving protoss was the OP one all along, and zergs were right that their players were just too shit to take advantage of the imba race
>make 10 queens
>drone up to 90 while your opponent is on 50
>hold z / r button
>win
yeah that does sound hard to be fair
that graphic is horrible.
When does Serral (the GOAT) play?
>never won when zerg wasn't OP
>0 gsl
>goat
heh...
Serral would have already won the g5l trophy is he was in korea
Which race is the most OP below masters rank?
serral loves sperm
Ghosts are disgusting
gumibros are we doing it?
GUMIBROS
WE
ARE
DOING
IT
___
GUMIBROS
WE
HAVE
DONE
IT
so balanced right terransisters?
completely washed yet still as autistic as the most autistic asiaticbot
ryungbros can we do it?
serralsis it's fricking over
a patch fraud got exposed? color me shocked. he's lucky blizzard patched zerg when they did otherwise he'd still be a ro16-ro8 player like he was pre 2018
GU
MI
BROS
sc2 "top players" (hack frauds) are gonna have to get real jobs in less than six months because they can't compete in BW
>gaynor casting
i'm out
>he's out
i'm in
>hes in
im trans
UPTOWN GIRL
SHES BEEN LIVIN IN HER UPTOWN WORLD
i'm so close to unsubbing from these 2 artosis clip channels...
how Black person brained do you have to be to watch more than 10 clips of artosis raging... the content is insulting
haha arty pretending to cry when playing brood war, better do a funny dono for chat
the thread is only on page9. we had a few weeks left to go.