Cucking Clint is easily the funniest part of the game.
I married Emily, and every time I go to the Blacksmith I imagine myself saying things like >Hey buddy how's it going? >Hope there's something good in these geodes >You know how much Emily loves her crystals >I'll never forget the look on her face when I gave her a prismatic shard >*chuckle* >Of course, a gentleman never tells >*wink* >*chuckle* >Well thanks for all your help buddy, I'll tell Emily you said hi >Wait I've had an idea. You should come round for dinner sometime. Me and Emily, you and your missus. >You don't have one? Well don't feel bad buddy, there's somebody out there for everyone. >I used to be single before I met Emily, then I move to this town and meet and there's this incredible and beautiful girl waiting for me. Now we have two amazing kids together. >Guys in this town must be blind or mad to have not snapped her up while they had the chance, am I right? >*chuckle again* >Alright buddy it's been a hoot talking to you, I'll come back tomorrow with some more geodes.
Look in character dispositions for leo and change the name in the last part of his line. If you're not sure you can open up the recette mod and look at how it did it.
While I don't mind it enough to try to insult you, I kind of agree. Why? Unless she's too young and all she mention the first diference she can see between hersellf and someone from the mainland. So the important question is: Is she cute and funny?
Kuruminha is often depicted as a e-girl, but it depends on the artist. She looks like an adult in anon's version.
While I don't mind it enough to try to insult you, I kind of agree. Why? Unless she's too young and all she mention the first diference she can see between hersellf and someone from the mainland. So the important question is: Is she cute and funny?
i can't quite Ganker Ganker is the closest thing to a friend i have i have no one to talk to. It's sad and pathetic but it's true i have no one, and i just don't see it changing am thinking of starting to code and doing art so i can make a game that v would love and i want to play
If you're getting into it for porn, stardew isn't really there yet. There is porn in the jas mod, morgan mod, xtardew, and various portraits and whatnot, but it's more about the waifus. Animal crossing doesn't have porn mods at all, just custom tiles and shirts so go find some r34. Sims is your best bet. I'd personally go sims 3, especially if you want an actual game, but sims 4 is more convenient.
I started playing a few days ago with the Jas mod and I'm impressed with the effort and keeping it faithful to how she is in core game. Adds lot a lot to her, solid thumbs up to anyone involved in making this.
She's super cute, but waiting for updates is slow going. Try morgan if you haven't already, it's another high effort marriage mod. Madotsuki and recette are also great if you're cool with crossovers.
Cucking Clint is easily the funniest part of the game.
I married Emily, and every time I go to the Blacksmith I imagine myself saying things like >Hey buddy how's it going? >Hope there's something good in these geodes >You know how much Emily loves her crystals >I'll never forget the look on her face when I gave her a prismatic shard >*chuckle* >Of course, a gentleman never tells >*wink* >*chuckle* >Well thanks for all your help buddy, I'll tell Emily you said hi >Wait I've had an idea. You should come round for dinner sometime. Me and Emily, you and your missus. >You don't have one? Well don't feel bad buddy, there's somebody out there for everyone. >I used to be single before I met Emily, then I move to this town and meet and there's this incredible and beautiful girl waiting for me. Now we have two amazing kids together. >Guys in this town must be blind or mad to have not snapped her up while they had the chance, am I right? >*chuckle again* >Alright buddy it's been a hoot talking to you, I'll come back tomorrow with some more geodes.
So I don't know if was my fault because I had both Free love and Multiple spouses mods to test something, but after marry the second girl, the bed area got bigger than normal creating some sort of invisible wall, and Morgan room totally dissapear leaving an empty room. I went to check Free Love mod comments and seem like this bug is common to happen. Anyone else have problems with getting married more than once?
Yeah, the same thing happened to me whenever I married more than one girl. It's a shame such an important mod is broken like this, but I'd still say it's worth it anyway.
Kek Do you think is worth marry all girls despite their room might dissapear or worse? I read some people can't even go back to their cellar because this.
No only my Ancient fruit plants are still normal despite I use the Monster girls mod, the new fruits and veggies DGA mod gave me a crop what at the end I get trash like this and there is no way to contact the modder to fix it.
I went back to the old mod what use JA instead DGA. It still work properly and better than this. But here is it: https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/9443?tab=files
You'll have to scroll down to find Fruits and Veggies.
I've already started working on some more events for Morgan. Her quests are almost done, and each one has an unique item as a reward. Some events may or may not have rewards too.
Pretty amazing. I like how she only appear in the map npc location even when two Morgans are in the game. You won't get lost at all. Also despite both have the same name, the sprites look very diferent.
One suggestion. If you want and can of course. There is this option for some characters. I think is related to SVE. With this option in the Mobil Phone mod, you can go back to Heart events already unlocked. This would be great for Morgan and enjoy as many times as we want, her heart events and of course the lewd ones. Upto you of course.
I feel like I've fallen into a rut. I'm approaching Fall of year 2 and I don't have much to do. Or at least it feels like it. Buildings are upgraded, just need to wait for animals to mature a bit for the last couple bundles.
Pepper poppers for speed boost, for healing you can make sashimi with any kind of fish. I usually use the snails and other fish you get from leaving fishing pots.
Maybe CA is around checking the board. Say something nice to him. I'll go first: We love Jas. She's the mascot what represent us Anons from Ganker. More from her would be nice.
Pretty sure he is. Other people what couldn't handle the critics and haters, delete everything and ran away. Other just retire to never appear again in the internet.
bruh you need to calm down. you say people get in a tizzy about people liking jas, but you're obviously having yourself a tizzy about the mere possibility of people not liking jas. nowhere in that guy's post did he say anything of the sort, nor did he imply it.
and while we're on the topic, there are people in these threads who are not e-girlcons and are not out to get you. chill.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Agreed, there's no reason to fling shit like this no matter what side you're on. Getting back on topic, has anyone managed to grab any important details from the little footage we've seen of Haunted Chocolatier?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ape did a two hour long interview a few months ago with some details in there
>Getting this angry and paranoid that some people aren't into e-girl
Jesus frick this site has rotted your brain. Do you honestly think the majority of people who aren't into e-girl aren't allowed on these threads or something? Because that's an us vs them mentality that would be more fitting on twitter.
Outside of a couple of people nobody cares that you like Jas.
>one type of shitposting exchanged for another
All things considered the jasposting is really tame and has been leading anons to be productive. Stardew threads are nothing like hat in time, onirism, etc. threads.
About this Chocolatier thing. If you think about Stardew, it's a game where aside farming you can do a lot of other things, similar to HM. But what is this chocolate game about? Baking? hunting ghosts? It doesnt seem like there is a lot to do, unless they add Stardew elements like mining and farming? People espect like it'll be a full new game. but the way I see it, it's just Stardew Valley 2.
is it fine if I make my farm on the forest? First time playing this game and having a farm on the forest sounds comfy, though the description concerns me. Should I just stick to the standard farm for a first playthrough?
Stick with the default one, forest has very little space for crops and you'll miss on the customization aspect because all non-standard farms always end up looking the exact same.
She spends all her time playing outdoors, her feet are likely tough and leathery.
Weed is like the poster child of petty teenage rebellion in the US. It's how you break your parent's and society's rules without seriously risking yourself in any way.
You can already grow Poppy Flowers in the base game. Just add a facility to refine them into Heroin.
In fact, while I haven't checked, there's probably already a mod that does that.
Two of three are her mother fault. Also she try to be a good girl so that's a plus >trees
Tree vision
2 years ago
Anonymous
Whoa, I'm tripping balls
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Also she try to be a good girl
She is literally Miss Honey from Matilda but worse since she is not sweet at all
And the fact you can build a house for her (if not married) and her abusive mother for free (not for you of course) makes me want to kill myself
It's okay, it will be a platonic kiss. And then we can have platonic sex. Then we will get married and buy a cabin in a secluded mountain range to live in, far disconnected from the troubles of society. Platonically of course.
I recently got this game and I'm absolutely in love with it. Usually don't give two shits about farming or grinding kinda games but this is fun as hell for some reason.
No, not at all. Actually, I'd like to ask permission to include the girls as guest appearance in the Morgan mod. I'm not sure if you'd mind so I'd rather be proper about it.
You don't have to worry about that. They'll appear as temporary actors in an event so they're basically separate characters. Thanks for the permission, I'll treat them well.
Jas!
Who're you?
Jast another Jas appeciator
Supercute Jas
The gangs all here.
the world would be better off if you were dead. someday you'll die and all that will be left is a legacy of degeneracy that will soon be forgotten
But enough about the average Ganker user, let's talk about Jas.
But he would leave a legacy
For me it's river
How
Can you stop creating these threads just so you can IPhop to Jaspost?
Bros, how do I change her name?
Look in character dispositions for leo and change the name in the last part of his line. If you're not sure you can open up the recette mod and look at how it did it.
Thanks bro. Now I just need to fix her loincloth so it looks more like a loincloth and less like a diaper.
Nice.
is this character from a show or something?
She's a Brazilian board mascot.
>turning literal who leo into a brazilian goddess
Yes please.
What kind of dumb Black person are you that a fricking island girl would call someone "white boy"?
The real issue here is that he needs to account for the player character's skin tone as well.
She's Brazilian, anon.
This is a white man's thread. You're not non-white, right?
>he doesn't have purple skin
Humans, I swear.
Kuruminha is often depicted as a e-girl, but it depends on the artist. She looks like an adult in anon's version.
We'll always welcome more female characters in the game. At least she's not a hag.
>not liking hags
Bruh
While I don't mind it enough to try to insult you, I kind of agree. Why? Unless she's too young and all she mention the first diference she can see between hersellf and someone from the mainland. So the important question is: Is she cute and funny?
She is in a lot of the art but he looks like he's going for an older version.
Modded
is barone a e-girlcon? is he the one behind all the jas posting?
No more christmas keys for Ganker.
Feels bad man
What happened?
i so want to be like ape man and make a game where the community loves me and respects me.
How do i do this?
I hear people who pirated the game got so anamoured with the game they bought the game cos they wanted to support eric.
How do i become like eric i want to be like eric so bad
You're going to have to quit Ganker, probably.
i can't quite Ganker Ganker is the closest thing to a friend i have i have no one to talk to. It's sad and pathetic but it's true i have no one, and i just don't see it changing am thinking of starting to code and doing art so i can make a game that v would love and i want to play
Help me get into this game sisters, what coomer mods make it fun? Should I play Animal Crossing or the Sims instead?
If you're getting into it for porn, stardew isn't really there yet. There is porn in the jas mod, morgan mod, xtardew, and various portraits and whatnot, but it's more about the waifus. Animal crossing doesn't have porn mods at all, just custom tiles and shirts so go find some r34. Sims is your best bet. I'd personally go sims 3, especially if you want an actual game, but sims 4 is more convenient.
does anyone have the rentry link on hand
Of coure
https://rentry.org/anonstardewmods
thanks anon
>that emily
Whoa mama
thats obviously abigail
Joja.
how do u make ur joja money with a carpark
>He turned his farm into a car park
>There are four candles on grandpas shrine meaning he 100% approves
My sides.
emily is CUTE
I started playing a few days ago with the Jas mod and I'm impressed with the effort and keeping it faithful to how she is in core game. Adds lot a lot to her, solid thumbs up to anyone involved in making this.
She's super cute, but waiting for updates is slow going. Try morgan if you haven't already, it's another high effort marriage mod. Madotsuki and recette are also great if you're cool with crossovers.
It's my first time using any mods at all with the game. Thanks for the suggestion, I'll keep it in mind for the future
I find the default my preferred farm, most customization, but I also like the forest farm.
It's a shame that these threads are infested with actual unironic degenerate pedophiles nowadays.
God just frick off already.
@606021264
Good.
Rolling Hills
Cucking Clint is easily the funniest part of the game.
I married Emily, and every time I go to the Blacksmith I imagine myself saying things like
>Hey buddy how's it going?
>Hope there's something good in these geodes
>You know how much Emily loves her crystals
>I'll never forget the look on her face when I gave her a prismatic shard
>*chuckle*
>Of course, a gentleman never tells
>*wink*
>*chuckle*
>Well thanks for all your help buddy, I'll tell Emily you said hi
>Wait I've had an idea. You should come round for dinner sometime. Me and Emily, you and your missus.
>You don't have one? Well don't feel bad buddy, there's somebody out there for everyone.
>I used to be single before I met Emily, then I move to this town and meet and there's this incredible and beautiful girl waiting for me. Now we have two amazing kids together.
>Guys in this town must be blind or mad to have not snapped her up while they had the chance, am I right?
>*chuckle again*
>Alright buddy it's been a hoot talking to you, I'll come back tomorrow with some more geodes.
C-Could you add some red dresses while you're at it...?
Here's a question, do you guys usually enter the Skull Dungeon before or after marriage, and roughly at which point do you reach Ginger Island?
So I don't know if was my fault because I had both Free love and Multiple spouses mods to test something, but after marry the second girl, the bed area got bigger than normal creating some sort of invisible wall, and Morgan room totally dissapear leaving an empty room. I went to check Free Love mod comments and seem like this bug is common to happen. Anyone else have problems with getting married more than once?
Yeah, the same thing happened to me whenever I married more than one girl. It's a shame such an important mod is broken like this, but I'd still say it's worth it anyway.
I went back to my last day save files losing half month of progress but well. I'll wait until they fix that somehow.
>Version 1.0.1
>Fix for gay pregnancies
Hope you're not waiting too long while the modder focuses on the REAL issues.
Kek Do you think is worth marry all girls despite their room might dissapear or worse? I read some people can't even go back to their cellar because this.
No only my Ancient fruit plants are still normal despite I use the Monster girls mod, the new fruits and veggies DGA mod gave me a crop what at the end I get trash like this and there is no way to contact the modder to fix it.
What mod is it? Someone here might be able to fix it.
I went back to the old mod what use JA instead DGA. It still work properly and better than this. But here is it: https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/9443?tab=files
You'll have to scroll down to find Fruits and Veggies.
>drops a mod with no way to leave comments or report bugs before returning to retirement
Exactly. At least the old mod still work.
>the mixels
Black personman HELP
I've already started working on some more events for Morgan. Her quests are almost done, and each one has an unique item as a reward. Some events may or may not have rewards too.
Sounds great, looking forward to it
Pretty amazing. I like how she only appear in the map npc location even when two Morgans are in the game. You won't get lost at all. Also despite both have the same name, the sprites look very diferent.
One suggestion. If you want and can of course. There is this option for some characters. I think is related to SVE. With this option in the Mobil Phone mod, you can go back to Heart events already unlocked. This would be great for Morgan and enjoy as many times as we want, her heart events and of course the lewd ones. Upto you of course.
Interesting, I really like the idea. I'll see if I can include compatibility for it.
I feel like I've fallen into a rut. I'm approaching Fall of year 2 and I don't have much to do. Or at least it feels like it. Buildings are upgraded, just need to wait for animals to mature a bit for the last couple bundles.
Been fishing?
Yup, almost got my fishing collection page complete. Just need legends, lava eel, and island fish.
That's normal, the game simply doesn't have all *that* much content.
Forest so I don't have to keep going all the way to the damn secret forest every day to get hardwood.
is there a mod that entirely replaces the inventory system with something that actually works?
What's wrong with the inventory?
Too many items, often not visually distinct enough, split over too many chests. There needs to be one single sortable storage chest.
Ah, so you're moronic.
I'm assuming you meant to reply to the other anon insulting your mother
It's only really bad for the various quality items, but I do agree somewhat.
What's the most convenient meal you can cook, not for gifting but for healing and buffs?
Pepper poppers for speed boost, for healing you can make sashimi with any kind of fish. I usually use the snails and other fish you get from leaving fishing pots.
>snail = fish
Really? I been using random actual fish instead. lol
They're classified as fish by the game, so they can be used in recipes that call for fish. So are crayfish, shrimp, mussles, etc.
The game considers snails a fish for some reason.
How do you get Pepper Popper recipe? The TV?
Shane sends it in the mail at 3 hearts
Maybe CA is around checking the board. Say something nice to him. I'll go first: We love Jas. She's the mascot what represent us Anons from Ganker. More from her would be nice.
All I have to say is make sure Chocolatier is well moddable from the start
If CA is around he must have some seriously conflicting feelings about these threads.
I know I'd be proud.
Pretty sure he is. Other people what couldn't handle the critics and haters, delete everything and ran away. Other just retire to never appear again in the internet.
I've never gotten the impression that the top half ever happens.
It was more common in the pre-Jas era, the threads were full of anti-waifu shitposting and cuckposting.
I'd rather the jas posting that have another thread of endless NTR fetishism
>anti-waifu
What? Don't tell me they preferred gay marriage and all that?
They hated all the waifus and cuckposted them, generally not even mentioning the boys.
That's because it doesn't really happen anymore after jas.
Not that it's any better. Just one type of shitposting exchanged for another. Exactly as the picture shows.
This is way better, people make content and mods and the threads are generally calm outside of your ilk having a tizzy about people liking Jas.
Anon did you even look at the picture
That's not what I'm talking about at all
If you mean the anti-Jas posters they mostly get ignored and nobody cares about them, in the old threads people did engage in the waifuwars.
Just open the picture, dipshit. It's not difficult.
In his defense there's two versions of that image
The other version is better because even it was made months ago, people still come and discuss the same topics. Even the haters lol
I'm laughing at how moronic you are and how quickly you jump to conclusions.
bruh you need to calm down. you say people get in a tizzy about people liking jas, but you're obviously having yourself a tizzy about the mere possibility of people not liking jas. nowhere in that guy's post did he say anything of the sort, nor did he imply it.
and while we're on the topic, there are people in these threads who are not e-girlcons and are not out to get you. chill.
Agreed, there's no reason to fling shit like this no matter what side you're on. Getting back on topic, has anyone managed to grab any important details from the little footage we've seen of Haunted Chocolatier?
Ape did a two hour long interview a few months ago with some details in there
>Getting this angry and paranoid that some people aren't into e-girl
Jesus frick this site has rotted your brain. Do you honestly think the majority of people who aren't into e-girl aren't allowed on these threads or something? Because that's an us vs them mentality that would be more fitting on twitter.
Outside of a couple of people nobody cares that you like Jas.
>one type of shitposting exchanged for another
All things considered the jasposting is really tame and has been leading anons to be productive. Stardew threads are nothing like hat in time, onirism, etc. threads.
I like those threads when they get going. Anyway, that's because it's not easy to add to those games so it's not user-driven.
Where is the Caroline mod?
You're not doing a good job making it look like you're not in a tizzy.
What are you gays even b***hing about? I'm honestly confused.
All due to a dumb misunderstanding, even. Just talk about the game already.
The default slime hutch building is ugly, any good mods to replace it?
There are plenty. What are you thinking?
About this Chocolatier thing. If you think about Stardew, it's a game where aside farming you can do a lot of other things, similar to HM. But what is this chocolate game about? Baking? hunting ghosts? It doesnt seem like there is a lot to do, unless they add Stardew elements like mining and farming? People espect like it'll be a full new game. but the way I see it, it's just Stardew Valley 2.
You go through dungeons to collect chocolate ingredients and then run a shop to sell the chocolate and there's a whole town too
>sell the chocolate
So Recette mechanics?
yeah bro
>Rhubarb
>a fricking fruit
Somewhat explain this shit
It's a vegetable.
Why the frick it says FRUIT CROP?
is it fine if I make my farm on the forest? First time playing this game and having a farm on the forest sounds comfy, though the description concerns me. Should I just stick to the standard farm for a first playthrough?
it's the most comfy farm
Stick with the default one, forest has very little space for crops and you'll miss on the customization aspect because all non-standard farms always end up looking the exact same.
Do not apply your 3DPD logic to our girl.
SOFT
JAS
FEET
She spends all her time playing outdoors, her feet are likely tough and leathery.
Not likely at her age, it takes many years to go full Hobbit.
Peeling calluses off Jasfeet
pumicing jasfeet until smooth
Verily.
I want to tickle them
I wanna say beach because it forces me to think outside of the box.
Gotta love bees and maple syrup tho.
Is beach as tiresome as it sounds?
You can't use sprinklers, so
>cannabis mod exist
Why? I mean, how many things aside the cigar exist to be added in a farm game? I'm not from murica so no idea.
The (unwritten) laws of modding state that every game ever needs to have at least one weed mod. What does surprise me is that there isn't a gun mod.
That really is surprising now that I think about it.
Weed is like the poster child of petty teenage rebellion in the US. It's how you break your parent's and society's rules without seriously risking yourself in any way.
Because
>DUDE
>WEED
>LMAO
I have no problem with cannabis, but stoners are almost as attention seeking and obnoxious as trannies.
You can already grow Poppy Flowers in the base game. Just add a facility to refine them into Heroin.
In fact, while I haven't checked, there's probably already a mod that does that.
That explain why everyone in the vanilla game hate Poppy flowers. Because is the same as give them drugs.
Except Penny. She fricking loves them.
I mean, with a mom like that....
>trailer trash
>loves drugs flower
>fricks on trees
Everything makes sense
Two of three are her mother fault. Also she try to be a good girl so that's a plus
>trees
Tree vision
Whoa, I'm tripping balls
>Also she try to be a good girl
She is literally Miss Honey from Matilda but worse since she is not sweet at all
And the fact you can build a house for her (if not married) and her abusive mother for free (not for you of course) makes me want to kill myself
>makes me want to kill myself
Then do it.
You know someone is american when he prefaces his disapproval of something with a preamble that he's not a Xphobe.
I just want to say concerned ape man is very handsome, I want to kiss him.
He's already got a girlfriend
It's okay, it will be a platonic kiss. And then we can have platonic sex. Then we will get married and buy a cabin in a secluded mountain range to live in, far disconnected from the troubles of society. Platonically of course.
I want to kiss him and grope is thicc thighs.
Everyone in the village is a recovering addict. Giving them Poppy threatens to make them relapse.
I recently got this game and I'm absolutely in love with it. Usually don't give two shits about farming or grinding kinda games but this is fun as hell for some reason.
I go between this and stressing about optimizing my time per day despite no need to.
>you can mine/chop faster if you click yourself rather than just holding the button down
what the frick this changes everything
Is anthro e-girl anon here? Would like to ask him something.
I'm lurking, is there a problem with one of my mods?
No, not at all. Actually, I'd like to ask permission to include the girls as guest appearance in the Morgan mod. I'm not sure if you'd mind so I'd rather be proper about it.
Of course you can but how exactly will that work for the few of us that already have the anthro mods installed?
You don't have to worry about that. They'll appear as temporary actors in an event so they're basically separate characters. Thanks for the permission, I'll treat them well.
No problem, I'll also eventually work on doing Morgan. Right now I'm starting a new farm for her since I don't want to deal with the free love bugs.
trip to an AU confirmed
My son made an ocean farm and is both bad at and hates fishing.
Literally me
>steam deck delivered soon
>interest in Stardew Valley comes back
>can mod the deck version
it's time to return to comfy
generated by DALL-E 2, all rights reserved
>bottom middle and top right
Wow, that's not half bad
DALL-E 2 is genuinely terrifying. How does one even get access to it?
You put in for it on their website, say if you're press, an academic, or peasant and if you're lucky they select you.
Bottom middle is cute
have the romance/sex mods in this game improved any or are they still shit
>tfw when will never get new dlc now that creator working on new game
Why live?
Ape confirmed during the last Q&A he di that he's open to adding more content in the future, namely fleshing out characters, so there's still hope.
>been giving out shit for free for years in updates
>NO DUDE WE WANT DLC I NEED TO SPEND MORE MONEY
the frick is wrong with you
He's not wrong