Starfield

So... where did the "aliens must be incoherent eldritch abominations meant for human destruction or humans with tumors and skin cancer" moronation originate?
Kinda shocked even Todd Howard would go full moron when it comes to extraterrestrials.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >where did the "aliens must be incoherent eldritch abominations meant for human destruction or humans with tumors and skin cancer" moronation originate?
    Colony Wars, the UC utilized biowarfare by crafting "terrormorphs" which could render planets difficult to inhabit without a strong military presence.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not gunna play starfield, but what's wrong with those designs? They're varied.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dude like scaled-up insects or mammals with a gorillion limbs is like kino design dude

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically yes

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Todd is right.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What would you prefer alien life look like?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          non-human humanoids

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            What about the alien animal life?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's the most boring fricking answer you could have possibly come up with

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Want me to post examples?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I want you to frick off.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                this Black person's going to post mass effect aliens just watch

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes? Its science fiction.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if you were actually a space explorer. Would you really care about each and every inch of some random bumfrick planet? You would land there, grab whatever you want, and leave. If there's something important, you would mark the coordinates on your computer, and return a few times. Once you have no more use for that spot, you don't really care where you are landing.

    Yes, it's all due to technical limitations, but it accurately represents how much a space explorer would remember random unimportant planets in his head.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are some dedicated discord shitposters doing the same failed attempting at forcing a flop like they did with Elden Ring.

      Overall most people on Ganker are probably buying and playing it, it looks fine.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I played Elden Ring and my standards are definitely too high to pay for any Bethesda slop ever again after they raped Fallout with Fallout 4

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eldritch

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game is about humans colonizing space
    >all the aliens are unintelligent monsters
    >religion plays a prominent role, and god is implied to be responsible for the creation of the universe
    I didn't realize Todd was this based.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does Todd's dick feel?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I get that you're thirsting for his wiener but I do not know the answer, homosexual.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        girthy

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bethesda wanted to go hard sci-fi or "NASApunk" as they want to call it, but the theme just seems to be a jumbled mess with alien animals and goofy factions. Feels like a waste of what could've been a cool idea and match up better with what turns out to be a game that's pretty limited in scope. Should've just been about humanity exploring the solar system or something.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      At this point I agree.
      If you're going full-moron with aliens just don't include them at all.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So... where did the "aliens must be incoherent eldritch abominations

    AYO Y DEES AYLENS LOOK SO AYLEN??

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ya so I keep asking ChatGPT what ayyz are the most plausible and realistic and it keeps saying these lyrans.
    what are lyrans?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sexy space cats.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would AI, built on pure logic and reason, say space cats are the most logical and realistic rendition of alien life?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nordics
      True we come from the Hyperborean dimension

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no mention of silicon
      Apart from carbon its the only other element that life could come from, we need more silicon games.

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