STARFIELD WAS SUPPOSED TO FLOP

STARFIELD WAS SUPPOSED TO FLOP

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slopflop sisters what went so wrong?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      good morning sir

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starfield may be one of the best pleb filters ever.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >More people playing Skyrim on Steam then Starfield atm
    It's literally over.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >more people playing the mod game than playing the game without mod tools from the mod game company
      I'm so fricking smart, my brains at least this big and i make so many smart statements.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        In Febuary 2012, right before the Creation Kit was released and 3 months after release, Skyrim was sitting at over 50.000 players.

        Starfield right now, also after 3 months, has a 24 hour peak of 18k.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Starfield was supposed to be a 20 000 hour game that is so great it will give you a religious epiphany.
        Somehow after a mere 2 hours most people just quit though?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man that's more of a condemnation of starfield's developers than anything else written or said at this point.

    Imagine taking a huge giant shit on your fanbase and turning around and smiling to yourself, "that's a work of art, I did so good, everyone loves me now" as everyone around you tells you it's a stinker and holds their noses turning away in disgust

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't matter how many sales it gets, people will always remember it as a boring piece of shit with zero soul.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >players
    what about sales ?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quick reality check

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's good there are issues
    >it's ok everyone is black
    >it's ok that the quest design sucks
    >it's ok the game takes 5 loading screens to go into empty planet
    >it's supposed to flop, it's ok the game has mixed reviews

    not even shazam bros were prepared for such cope

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      its ok because it's kino

      there, now I don't have to explain shit and I win the argument

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the sale figures, Todd?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do they still count the people who refunded it before the 2 hour mark?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boot up game
    >it's shit
    >uninstall + refund
    >this counts as a player

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Implying these starfield articles aren’t pathetic as hell

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    And how many players completed the game's first quest? Hmmmmmmm

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And how many players completed the game's first quest? Hmmmmmmm
      Moron.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        12 million players, 89% completed the first quest - that leaves 1.3 million people who couldn’t even get through the intro quest before stopping and refunding.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only 11% of people having the game in their backlog is better than plenty of other games.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh 6 gorillion players
    strange how the never mention sales

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Larian never released sales either yet Ganker sucks them off constantly.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >B...BUT LARIAN
        dumb broken record. so desperate to deflect

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >yet Ganker sucks them off constantly
        The frick are you talking about Ranjid? Ganker was shitting on BG3 long before its release. BG3 was used as a comparison precisely because it is an unfinished asset flip with terrible gameplay, graphics and story, yet is STILL better and more popular than Todd's magnum opus.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xbox wants 10 year game.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wants a *

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    More proof that marketing and name recognition are infinitely more important than quality. I really wonder how many more decades of this we’ll have to go through, terrible workers doing an objectively terrible job and coasting to success on the triumphs of their forbears, before it finally collapses. It’s a problem in every industry in every country across the world and all anyone does is blame boomers

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no doubt they count every single gamepass download

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Elden Ring got the same player count with a $60 pricetag being the only way to play it. I bet Passhomosexuals make up the MAJORITY of players for Starfield.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    These are the same people that were patting themselves on the back for releasing Fallout 76
    They're completely up their own asses

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"BG3 is totally getting botted by tencent dude"
    >meanwhile Saarfield:

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of thos millions played it on gamepass for a few minutes and then abandoned it (me including). Hilarious cope

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't mention sales because most of them play on GAMEPASS

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody loved that game.

    I played it for 100 hours and I can comfortably say it was a disappointment.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was probably a financial success, how much of one remains to be seen.
    But the reception was lukewarm at best. It shows the growing trend of people growing wise to Bethesda's incompetence and will continue to erode trust in their games.

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