Starfield will be a disaster and we all know it.

Starfield will be a disaster and we all know it.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care for this game one bit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you say this, but you already bought the premium edition. i know youll say you didnt..but we know the truth.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    post builds
    >hunter background with free star collective
    >using bow if available or traditional combustion projectile weapons only
    >studying, harvesting, and selling game on all planets

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How i do it in FO.
      Laser weapons, heavy armor (whatever that might be in this game), extreme smarts but low socials. Idk as far as perks go though havent seen them all yet

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bounty Hunter
      >Spacer, Wanted, Kid Stuff
      >Dump points into tech to get all the ship perks, then go into combat and focus on pistol-related stuff.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >smuggler, not bound by any faction unless I have to
      >handguns and stealth
      >ship lightly armored, lightly armed but fast as frick boi
      >sarah morgan as waifu

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds pretty comfy tbh. I just want to be a space delivery man. sidearms only

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yup

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Intergalactic rape voyage
    I'll see you all on the other side

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe I'll pirate it, once the Goy of the Year edition comes out. In 5 years.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      aye and when the few modders who actually stick around fix everything

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >less than 2 weeks away
    >ZERO hype
    >dead on release
    >day 1 gamepasslop
    What went wrong?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      People are sick of Rodd Showard's crap

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What went wrong?
      Your mother refusing to use protection

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        cope newhomosexual. before skyrim released there were threads all over this board, and the game was a cultural phenonemon. this game is dead in comparison and you're a delusional freak if you think otherwise

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol this level of seethe at a low effort shitpost. Impressive

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            not seething, just stating facts for readers who weren't here for Skyrim.

            >this game is dead in comparison and you're a delusional freak if you think otherwise

            The ironing.

            your boring game is DOA you schizo freak. i'll be surprised if it gets half the concurrent players BG3 gets

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this game is dead in comparison and you're a delusional freak if you think otherwise

          The ironing.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I believe you meant to type irony

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              interdasting you should say so

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I believe you meant to type irony

              Kek newbie

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Fallout 4
          >Fallout 76
          Expecting anything good at this point.
          TES6 by the year 2040 maybe.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          We're just barely out of the schizo meltdowns caused by the success of BG3 and you're already setting yourself up for weeks of seething with the guaranteed success of Starfield ?
          Do some of you actually enjoy being mad 24/7 ?

          >cope newhomosexual. before skyrim released there were threads all over this board,
          The board was not the same at that time, it wasn't full of schizos like you shitting on everything. Nowaday you're not allowed to say anything positive about a game or make threads about how hyped you are or else you're a shill, you need to kys and your threads will be derailled anyway.
          So stop pretending the lack of perceived hype is a sign of a DOA game. It's just what modern Ganker is. Hate or nothing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what went wrong
      People finally stopped beliving his lies, just like in that movie, Memento (2000), an American neo-noir mystery psychological thriller film written and directed by Christopher Nolan, based on the short story "Memento Mori" by his brother Jonathan Nolan, which was later published in 2001.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      well i will play it because its in sloppass but for me fo4 was the final nail in the coffin. Fo4/76 are so fricking mediocre games. I know they will repeat the same mistakes they did in skyrim in starfield.
      Its a shame morrowind is my all-time favorite game to see them go like this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hard Sci-Fi is fricking boring/no mass appeal.
      Even if it wasn't a technical mess on release, which it will be.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What went wrong?
      Perhaps they attempted to tackle a genre that calls for more complex gameplay mechanics and engine capabilities than Bethesda is capable of.

      Everyone knows the real fun of space is knowing that even when you're on the shitter, you're just a foot of mylar and steel away from absolutely nothing, and that nothing can kill you. Space is all about the constant fear of dying at the slightest mistake.

      Then you watch Starfield, and see you can punch people into their helmets and it takes them down, or just shoot them and it doesn't lead to a critical spacesuit rupture and loss of pressure choking the guy out. They just replaced dragons with spaceships, and tombs with remote outposts, and think it's enough. It isn't.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eh, I got it for free when I bought a CPU.
    I know absolutely nothing about it, and I have no expectations.

    I'll play it and let you know how it goes.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cannot wait to see it.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snoys in complete cope land

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol at all these cucks whining about the superiority of Starfield. You aren't fooling anyone

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so fricking excited to download this on gamepass, hit start, watch the exe crash, then check the internet to watch the fricking world burn. It's gonna be better than skyrim

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They already fricked up by making it 30fps only on the xbox

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it isn't their fault consoles are inferior to PC's

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      eh this is the one point thats overblown. Locked 30 is better for consoletards than the recent AAA "performance" modes that checkboard out the ass and still jump around in the 40s its unironically worse to loom at than just consistent 30

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no they put A LOT into polishing Starfield. its going to break streaming records and they know they have to make a good impression

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    theres white people and robots on the cover, that's enough for me at this point
    I've had gamespass forever now anyway so it makes no difference to me if it's shit

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    suckers.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    today I will remind them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      None of these were lies

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        uh oh zoomie alert
        try googling E3 oblivion presentation

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't wait to see Ganker seethe again

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will be OK but not shit somehow won't be broken at launch putting more shame on the rest of triple A goyslop

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but the kind of one where there's just as many defenders that cancel it out.
    Its obvious they're going for a long burn approach where they keep updating and reshilling it years after launch to get you into mods and stuff.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    my last 2 digits will be the average metacritic score

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Space games almost always fricking SUCK and the thought of bethesda attempting one makes me laugh
    Can’t wait for all the cope when it releases. Gonna be like FO4 but exponentially stupider

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tencent doomposting

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will be an even bigger disaster than cyberpunk

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bigger disaster then cyberpunk
      Did Todd promise wall riding or dynamic world like GTA or multiple different endings cyberpunk literally had so many ideas thrown put and hype surrounding it that it died a guaranteed death if it was below expectations

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Todd done none of those things, but since his attached to it so you know it's not gonna just work right out of the box

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That much is certain.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's just like FFXVI
    big studios think they need to massively casualize their RPGs for them to appeal to normies and journos and then BG3 and steals the show

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just have the sinking feeling that there's going to be an average amount of content stretched extremely thin between thousands of procedually generated worlds. this will make the majority of game time spent trying to find content worth playing instead of actually playing fun content.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait for it to bomb, sisters >:)

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously tho, where's the hype? I swear even Fallout 76 had more hype than this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the game just looks and 'is' boring. is there a Starfield trailer as good as this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a sick trailer. Beth should stick to fantasy RPGs tbh.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Saddest thing to me was Bethesda missing the 11-11-22 release date for starfield. It’s just a bad omen

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder if we can go full Mando in this game.
    Does the main character has an specific characteristic that forces the players to follow an ultimate path, much as the Dragonborn and the Vaultdweller.
    or the main character only has an artifact and you as the player design the ways of the character and its backstory?
    It would suck if the character growth is locked under the main story.
    In Skyrim it sucks to be the Dragonborn, you can do whatever the frick you want but ultimately you're tied to the call of the greybeards.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my god you fricking homosexuals are insufferable, always doom and gloom bullshit and zero optimism over anything. You morons will literally invent shit to get mad about because enjoying things is for gays or something. I, for one, hope Starfield truly succeeds because I fricking love the premise of the game, but will be rightfully disappointed if it releases bugged beyond belief. But holy shit at least I'm HOPING that all turns out right, I'd rather get my hopes up than to immediately shit all over everything like you fricking Black folk always do.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >post your builds!
    Why do these tards act like it's not going to be
    >guns
    Or
    >swords
    Bethesda games don't have "builds". Oh let me guess this build you shoot lazers instead of bullets. Such variety

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They do to some extent, you got checks based on stats like intelligence / strength etc, specializing in pistols or automatics etc, back ground traits / perks and whatnot. Probably be able to lean into space combat or mining more or sutff like that.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's just a tech demo for TES 6 and FO5

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still believes TES 6 is happening

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will forgive Todd for Fallout 4 if it's good.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry but 2023 is shaping up to be the best year for WRPGs since the 2000s

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beth games are are flawed but still enjoyable. Starfield looks like an improvement in the action side and stuff you can do but the story looks a bit bland. Still preordered and awaiting eagerly.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    just finished reading leviathan wakes, actually fairly excited for starfield if it captures even a little bit of that feeling

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    as long as it beats outer worlds i am satisfied

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vanguard
    Heaviest armor possible
    Laser weapons
    Paragon of virtue in all interactions.
    Reject undercover mission, just go into the Crimson fleet's station guns blazing.
    Regularly visits mom and pops.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it will be perfectly fine with some milquetoast sidequests and dumb dialogue and plenty of bugs, and there'll be some kino mods in a few years.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there an equivalent of power armor in this? Mechsuits are my fetish

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone with a brain already knows it's just going to be No Man's Sky: Fallout Edition.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll show all of you a real disaster if you don't buy my game

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats with all the fricking shilling here against starfield , fricking sony fanboy homosexuals , keep seething because u won't get to play the GOTY of 2023 while i will on my PC

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who is currently 80 hours into the game, it has absolutely blown my expectations out of the water. This game does victory laps around The Outer Worlds. It’s right up there with BG3, RE4r, & TOTK for sheer amount of entertainment it has brought me. The campaign is incredible and the side content and amount of detail and lore is pretty mind boggling. It’s not the No Mans Skyrim that I was expecting, instead it feels a lot like playing Fallout 3 or Oblivion did at release. All the procedural stuff is cool I guess but it’s the handcrafted environments that are apart of the procedural world that are this games real bread and butter. Everywhere planet I’ve gone to has had little settlements or ruins to explore that are all full of lore, and they don’t feel cramped and confined like The Outer Worlds does. The quests remind me alot of Elder Scrolls with different factions and groups having lengthy campaigns. Theyve knocked it out of the park with how crafting and building works too, and that’s coming from someone who absolutely hated Fallout 4’s building systems. The way building up settlements and factions work is really addictive and doesn’t feel like a bunch of radiant ai bullshit. You can tell that they’ve poured a lot of money and everything they’ve learned prior into this game. I strongly recommend Starfield.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >& TOTK
      opinion disregarded

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t care. Spent 80 hours on it and had a blast. Granted I had to emulate it in 4K and use mods combined w/ autoHDR and a 60 fps chuck patch to actually appreciate and enjoy the game, but it was still alot of fun. I’m sorry that you’ve forgotten what it’s like to have fun, perhaps you can seek solace by ordering some sodium nitrate and becoming an hero to us all, in Minecraft of course, before you go and shoot up a sorority or something because you can’t cope that ywnbaw

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this much cope for liking a garbage game
          kek

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cries about video game opinion on Ganker and doesn’t even get paid for it

            Remember this wagie incel when you work your shit job and go home a sexless angry virgin

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              the irony

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Projecting really hard there bud

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fallout 3 was ass though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >As someone who is currently 80 hours into the game
      Game releases in a month
      >it feels a lot like playing Fallout 3 or Oblivion did at release
      So a buggy piece of shit that needs an unoficial patch and tons of mods.
      >handcrafted environments
      CTRL+C CTRL+V
      >Elder Scrolls with different factions and groups having lengthy campaigns
      They have the same lenght and size as your chode.
      > building up settlements and factions work is really addictive
      moronic brainlet
      >everything they’ve learned
      All they've learned is that if it's broken better just remove it than try to fix it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marketer post

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna get delayed again, release some time next year.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes it's gonna look so bad compared to real rpg like bg3

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Medieval period as a setting is boring and shit and only neckbeards like it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Space cowboys are worse

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Space opera need to come back

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no sex no buy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      have sex

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    youre moronic

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eh Atleast they tried something new ig so they've my respect for that but it's dead on release.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people excited for this? The only genuinely cool thing they've shown is the ship building. Outside of that it seems like standard Bethesda jank, what's worse, the NPCs still look like Madame Tussauds puppets

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      its Skyrim in space. 10 million sold copies in the first month and I'm one of them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some people just genuinely like Bethesda games, and there hasn't been a new single player game from them since FO4 in 2015.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bethesda jank + Elite ranks up there as one of my biggest dream games. Why do zoomers hate space so much?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking love space, that's exactly why I'm baffled by people being hyped for this, because it seems that they crafted the blandest possible space exploration experience

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >its Skyrim in space
      skyrim was big back in 2011, but playing it today will make you see how many moronic flaws it has
      >dungeons were semi generated
      >around 15 voice actors for the whole game
      >fricked up magic
      >bad balancing
      >story is MEH
      >more than 100 quests in game
      >only 3 of them are actually worth your time
      >also radiant quests
      >mediocre game design
      >no RPG in RPG
      if it's actually going to be a skyrim-in-space game, prepare for a flop
      and you know bethesda, it will be

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        People know the flaws of these games and still ove them anyway, because they have SOUL

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >more than 100 quests in game
        >only 3 of them are actually worth your time
        this is why "over 1000 planets" is such a dead giveaway on how soulless the game will be
        by the way, expect Starfield to have the same boring, slow, monotonous voice direction of Skyrim with many different NPCs saying the same thing with the same intonation but with a different voice

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fricked up magic
        >bad balancing

        only a moron cares about balancing. there were incredibly OP builds in oblivion that were loads of fun.

        Literally all other criticisms will be levied against Starfield too. And we won't get mods to fix them.

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    83 opencritic incoming

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    europoors and chinks are really annoying lately with the anti Zelda or Starfield threads

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care about this game at all. Just waiting for Todd to get this modern/future slop out of his system so he can make real games again.

    If the game is not in a medieval-like setting where people use swords and wear armour the game is going to be shit. NO EXCEPTIONS.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could simply tell us you're just a gay.

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    starfield will be a whole wad of fun

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I believe in Todd, already paid him £100 for the game he won't let me down surely

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it is a disaster it will get so much attention it will have a renaissance like Cyberpunk. The worst thing that can happen to Starfield is that it ends up being mediocre, a totally fine 7/10.

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