Start playing Honkai, it's 9/10

Do not get attached to the characters. You WILL spend for them.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough cute gayboys with nail polish

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      fpwp

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      but there are a good many gayboys even though they dont have nailpolish

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I love mens hands with slender fingers. Pretty colors make look ever cuter!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          100% this poster sits in some "Genshin" Discord every day talking to 30 year old men with username's like "Pinky_cute87".

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >He doesn't like cute mens hands
            Imagine not being gay

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            30 year olds would have usernames like Pinky_cute94

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    QQ!!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      QQ is LITERALLY my hebewife

      • 1 week ago
        aceman
  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    barely even 6 put of 10 only redeeming moments are the bad ass boss fights after 5 hours of pointless filler and trashy back and forth dialog scenes padding out dead worthless "content"
    you could reduce this game down to like 2 hours and it's be better for it. it's trash

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >it's trash
      >What's up YouTube, its your boy here, Gankerposter47

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Never seen more boring designs in my life.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely feel pity for you if you think that red-haired girl in the OP drinking tea is "boring"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely feel pity for you if you feel a strong urge to spend money on generic Chinese anime drawing: red hair edition.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She cute

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            so?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >call out character designs
          >fallback on money spending

          This homie got a whole .txt file on "what to argue in a honky thread"
          If you say you don't spend money, he gonna start on how Hitler's finance had red hair.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    yeah no. it's boring as frick. way too many shitty cutscenes and dialogue, and the combat sucks. it's probably the best turn based gameplay but it's still awful.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >the combat sucks
      >it's probably the best turn based gameplay

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I like it too.
    Anyone placing bets if Boothill will be free?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Cute feetprint indents on sandals sexy! Would be better on boy though!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Anyone placing bets if Boothill will be free?
      why the frick would they do that?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        cause he's a hunt character

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >2.1 is the final patch Ratio is free
        >Brick male right before heavily desired female just like Ratio
        >Stream is on anniversary, would be surprised announced there (Dr. Ratio was not datamined or leaked as free beforehand)
        Consider that Firefly/Sam and Boothill do extremely similar things and are back to back

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Disinfranchised reminder

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Combat is somehow even more braindead than Dragon Quest from the NES era

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no it isn't

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon Quest? Never heard of it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about Yakuza:Like a Dragon.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yakuza 7 is quite literally a big Dragon Quest reference

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Figure I'd play the game in Chinese, seeing as how that's the original language and I watch all those Japanese cartoons in Japanese
    >BI HUN SHU ZHAO ER SHU NI EM SHUR

    Oh God this language.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why would you listen to it in Chinese then?

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm guessing everyone just rolls for Bronya, right? That debuff heal skill seems the go-to.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      she's not a banner character so you can't really roll for her. you get to choose a free 5* after 300 standard rolls though and FWIW i chose her

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She's very good but there isn't really a loser 5 star. They're all good at the start, I got bailu as my first 5 star and she was amazing to have because I could never die.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Story, music, and characters are 9/10.
    After you complete the story though. Stop playing for a year until you have more story to play.
    Mihoyo would be making amazing single player RPGs but the gacha bucks are to plentiful to stop.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Story
      >characters
      >9/10
      no
      the music, sure

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's honestly just a better way to make a jrpg, the adventure can never end and it constantly gets updated.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This. It's free to try, play and lends itself to longer form story telling.
        It's why Honkai and XIV are at the top of the game now, because they have retained player investment over their stories.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, too much time passes between sequels (these days anyway) so having a drip feed allows a better form of loyalty.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    > it's 9/10
    does it have any ACTUAL FRICKING GAMEPLAY
    or is it all just story cutscenes and dailies that you're supposed to autobattle through

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >or is it all just story cutscenes and dailies that you're supposed to autobattle through

      yeah about that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's a jrpgs 4 dudes in a row

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        even in a 4homiesinarow game it's still possible to have some shit more interesting than >attack attack heal attack

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah there are skills, bursts, buffs and debuffs like any jrpg out there

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            yes they exist but do you carefully and satisfyingly think about which ones to bring and when to use them or does combat all just come down to brainlessly mashing numbers together

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              the depth has always come from enemy design, not pressing the healing button or the attack button.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Yes you can't bring the same party for everything, you need to bring the right elements or you won't break enemies
              Also some enemies are weak to dots others spawn a lot enemies so you need aoes

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                OR, completely ignore elements by building the most busted Acheron team.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Pay2win SP game
                Yeah, at this point just buy JRPG like UO and you can experiment with tons of combination without the need of spending $5000+ on gambling simulator.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yes like any other game there is a meta still you can't have 2 space raidens

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Depends what you're fighting and who you're bringing.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually 4 chinese in a row.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Post em

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      QQ!!!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What characters are popular as supports?

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are there actual male characters in this one or is it just like Genshit where you have
    >women but classified as male
    ?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      See Gepard, Luocha, Gallagher and Boothill

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >they're all a bunch of lanky skinny twigs just like in Genshit
        Welp. Nvm.
        Guess I'll just wait for ZZZ or something

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What about Dr. Ratio, he's /fitlit/

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Here's your Hoyo ""male"" character
            >draw a woman
            >increase height
            >narrow her eyes
            >make chin pointier

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >no free spins
    >SSR chances are extremely low
    >no pity draws
    yeah no thanks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You're not talking about the correct game

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bro how many menus are there in this game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      hey made a conscious effort to have no menu management during combat outside of pausing.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    character collector game
    no end game
    no pvp

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can only collect pokemon?
      There is endgame
      There might be pvp one day, the characters themselves are very balanced, so pvp could be an option in the future.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >pvp

      Oh wow I can't wait to invest time into a mode filled with people hacking on PC.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Not playing until they bring back Topaz's banner

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Figure the combat won't be deep enough because the characters essentially only have attacks skills and a passive skill
    >It's fine

    30 years of RPGs lied to me. I lied to myself.
    I told myself I needed 12 variants of fire damage spells. I needed it.

    I'm so ashamed.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the truth is that you were always just using the strongest move and maybe a debuff.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >the truth is that you were always just using the strongest move and maybe a debuff.

        You don't think I know that? YOU DON'T THINK I KNEW I WAS USING BIG-FIRAGA AND +SPEED?
        I knew it. I knew what I was doing.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's barely a game, pure slop and I say this as an oldschool otaku.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >gacha
    frick no

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If I hear "it's time for overtime" one more time I swear

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You know nothing of the weight behind this post.

    Ignore or give me (You)s. There is no alternative.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the nude version is 10/10

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are there major references to the previous Honkai games?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, one of the main characters is from the hl3verse

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Warps are just booster packs. It's the same thing.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >gacha
    0/10

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    as it turns out, the only reason I stuck with Honkai Impact 3rd for years was the gameplay and the lack of males in the gacha. remove both of these things and I don't give a frick about the game anymore. I can't stand genshin, I can't stand star rail, but at least honkai impact 3rd is still being supported and showing no signs of slowing for years to come.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You DID get her... right?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Seele is nowhere near that big in game

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >seele
        who?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's not Seele

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Levelling up characters is fricking addictive.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe it's been already a year since this gacha game exists.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Its interesting at first but eventually becomes a one dimensional grind where the only challenges in the game are just time gated stat checks, instead of waiting I decided to just play something else until I forgot about it

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want to cum on SAM's helmet

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >here's your stellaron hunter who looks like a power ranger, bro
      >oh shit they're hinting he's a fire demon
      >lol jk, its actually a cute girl
      Why are they like this?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        gap moe

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >everything tokusatsu is "power ranger"
        You deserved to get swerved by the little girl

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I was going to say Kamen Rider since she does a rider kick, but I wanted at least one YOU

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >first character is Himeko
    >pair her up with Hearta
    >do calyx
    >you won't get away
    >time to twirl
    >you won't get away
    >time to twirl
    >you won't get away
    >time to twirl

    Kek

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kuru kuru!!

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want Clara to step on me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You'd probably get Svarog crushing you with his foot instead

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it's a God-Game

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally 0/10 because gacha cancer doesn't even deserve to be scored.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >start gambling
    no

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