*starts the jobmon starter trend and never gets called out for it*

*starts the jobmon starter trend and never gets called out for it*

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's torterra's job?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Planet

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      jobber

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being a friend 🙂

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      a table decoration

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      air purifier

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      turtle

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gardener.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Calling OP a homosexual which he is

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Explain what's wrong with these designs without resorting to insults or memes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      explain what's wrong with gen 7's starters without resorting to insults or memes.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Explain what's wrong with these designs without resorting to insults or memes.

        Absolutely nothing. All starters are good in there own right and are fine pokemon. except for the duck homosexual

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Empoverished medieval plebeian-level taste anon, shame on you

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          My duck has insane attack stat.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        For one, they all look too human

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          infernape is a basket ball american wearing armor
          empoleon is a fat man in a peguin fursuit

          NEXT!

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You need to get your eyes checked, neither of them look like fursuiters the same way all Pokemon in Gen VII do

            For one, they all look too animal

            >Pocket Monsters shouldn't look like monsters

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Pocket Monsters shouldn't look like monsters

              >Pocket Monsters shouldn't look like monsters
              penguins and monkey fursuits wearing human accessories doesn't look very monster-like to me

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Better than anything from kalos

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They don't look human, they looks like animals. They're super powered animals, which is closer to a monster than anything from Gen VII, who genuinely all look like furgays

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They're super powered animals
                So NOT monsters then

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They seem to fit the definition

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Pocket Monsters shouldn't look like monsters

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is literally nothing humanoid about Decidueye you fricking moron.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's an archer wearing a cape.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unbalanced. Decidueye is a shitmon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      For one, they all look too animal

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is the most butchered poorly executed jobmon
    >Never gets called out for it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literately everyone shits on Samurrott

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The zoophiles don't

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Samurott? Cool.
        no

        Wrong and filtered

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered by having good taste? i guess that does makes sense

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to apply for this Sun Wukong job thing

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Infernape is a fighting type
    >Is a skinny twink
    Even reallife monkeys have more muscles than infernape kek

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He says, while the Mankey line has existed since gen 1

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 4 is honestly the one where every starter is flawless

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you ever doubt how a (pocket) MONSTER should look like then watch monsters inc.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It started before gen 4 tho.

    Blastoise is a fire fighter and Blaziken is a wrestler wearing a chicken suit.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I seen fans worship the shit out these designs but for me, only 2/3 of them are good. I seriously don't get the appeal of Empoleon. It looks so stiff with the weird razor blades on his neck, body and flippers.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blaziken started the trend

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Blaziken started the trend

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 4 ruined Pokemon and lead to most of nugens flaws. It is nugen

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Torterra? Cool.
    Infernape? Cool.
    Empoleon? Cool.
    Samurott? Cool.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Samurott? Cool.
      no

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >B-but
        Cope

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is Empoleon's job? it's literally a fricking emperor penguin just like the fricking animal it's based on

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes I remember when the Emperor Penguins in Anartica all wear Tridents on their head like Poseidon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't remember that fricking giraffes have a black ball with eyes and teeth on their tails.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I forgot to say: frick you homosexual frick you!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pun is too smart for yawngay and discord raiders

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That would be Blastoise with the job of "tank".

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are not Jobmons they are "Themedmons"

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blaziken started the starter jobmon trend with its kickboxer motif.

    Typical Hoennbabies trying to shift the blame for shit they started

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Highly doubt OP is a hoennbaby.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blaziken is a rooster, and that's literally how roosters fight

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adult complaining about fantasy creatures for toddlers will always be funny to me like kids don't give a shit about this stuff

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were testing the water here with these as i feel these are still less humanoid than the ones we have now. Gen 8 really was the peak of jobmon

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come Empoleon's Headbutt doesn't have more BP than another Pokemon's Headbutt? I mean it pierces its opponents with that trident tier head

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sinnohtards are blinded by nostalgia

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dilate

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No it didn't.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this jobmon buzzword is maybe the lamest, most forced one i've ever seen. get real problems.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    KEK the seethe from this post alone is so palpable
    >have a nice day you piece of shit
    After you homosexual

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Jobmon" is one of the dumbest fricking memes this board has come up with. This board seems to think that monsters can't be humanoid even though things like Frankenstein exists. Most wild Pokemon are still very animalistic, it's just the starters that pivoted towards being humanoid which helps make them actually stand out and gives them so much creative freedom. You argue that it's bad because you can't imagine a pack of wild Incineroar or whatever but good thing starters were designed to be your first partner and not be catchable in the wild. Almost like they're rare and special or something. You don't have to like the newer starters but most arguments used against them are just people trying to argue that humanoid Pokemon can't exist even though they have since the beginning. Also, enough with the furgay boogeyman, they will find ways to want to frick just about anything, stop blaming the Pokemon for it (unless it's Lopunny, that is pretty blatant furrybait)

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