>steal a shovel
>get kamehameha'd to death
isn't that kind of extreme?
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>steal a shovel. >get kamehameha'd to death
>steal a shovel
>get kamehameha'd to death
isn't that kind of extreme?
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No, because his property was stolen. If he kills the thief there's nothing wrong with his actions.
If he kills a thief, a number of thieves in the world remains the same
A Kamehameha isn’t lightning based you stupid frick
This, i could accept a makankosappo even, but thats a stretch
I don't remember but does the potion save you?
I think it activates, but your life is still drained and you die.
forgot
>permanently branded as THIEF
>even the fricking windfish
It's a fricking dream. Stupid ass fish.
link didn't know it was a dream, so he is still a thief
It tells you the world is fake at the face temple. Plus at the end it still calls you thief.
You're lucky they're not Arab: I think the price for expensive theft is one hand.
Never understood why that was supposed to be "barbaric."
Seems like a reasonable punishment to me and one of symbolic force.
Because modern criminology was colored by both American culture (rebellion against authority) and revolutions against monarchs who did things like killing people via quartering and 'wheels'.
It doesn't matter if it's justified. Punishments like this lead to a worse society on a larger scale and increase in violent crimes.
What about the single moms stealing baby formula because they cannot afford it, you monster? Don't you know that's heckin honourable and soulful?
What do their breasts not work or something
Anybody who feeds their children that stuff should be shot.
>mfw I realize the THIEF thing is so memorable because it's the single time a nintendo game has had been reactive to player on a meta level
>played the EN version as a little lad with little to no english knowledge
>was confused as hell because i thought the game was calling me THING
Just don't return.
>Just don't return.
You have to get the bow. That's why you buy the shovel and steal the bow.
>Buying at all
You can "pirate" anything, you know?
Rules of nature.
Sauce?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ycu%C3%A1_Bola%C3%B1os_supermarket_fire
I just assumed it would be something like mass hysteria causing people to trample themselves, but those c**ts actually closed the doors after a fire broke out, lmao
>kill nearly 400 people
>only serve a couple of years because you were a good boy
I cant imagine a hell worse than being born in a third world shithole
Cocoanut Grove fire in Boston. 495 people killed, also because the owner (mob ties even) locked and even bricked-off doors, plus doubled or trippled the building's capacity.
Coincidentally, the owner in that fire also got 12 years, although the Massachusetts governor pardoned him after only 4 years.
Shouldn't each person killed result in another consecutive sentence? So even assuming the minimum sentence for each (I don't know the law for Massachusetts but I'm assuming at least a couple years), that would still be enough consecutive sentences to effectively be life with no chance at parole.
Then again the US legal system is fricked, everyone knows this. Especially when it comes to pardoning.
Any piece of private property is worth more than my or any other life and I would gladly lay down my life to preserve this concept of ownership. I know you all stand with me.
I look forward to what changes this site will have 10 years from now, but I’m a little bummed the third worlders (who will make up the majority of the userbase by then) will still only have one joke.
that's what you get disgusting trash of society
It's an island nation with no police. Justice has to take severe forms.
>random shopkeeper is more powerful than legendary hero
Wind Fish confirmed consumer cuckoo
>I bet the wind fish actually returns shopping carts
If this is part of Link's imagination, then he really hates thieves
you're in the whale's dream, not link's
don't ask me how that works
It's coming out of his dick
>steal item
>get killed
>buy item, but save and quit right after
>only spend like 50 rupees
>dont get killed
What did they mean by this
While it’s obviously a bug, you still needed the 980 to afford it
Unlike with stealing, where you need zero :^)
Was he supposed to be Chinese?
frick that homie, i'm not paying 980 rupees for a bow
Do you know how much he paid for that fricking shovel?
Where does all the shit in this game even come from? There are only two villages and everyone just slacks off. The windfish was tripping balls
same place the villages come from
Stealing from one of G-d's Chosen People is a crime that deserves nothing less than death.
>One of the God chosen people
>still stop existing at the end
Lmao, in that case Link should have watched the shopkeeper face at the end
I need 000 next to my file so I refuse to do this
Anon, if you don't do this you can get that photo and 100%'d your save file
You forgot
>permanently labeled a thief
But Black Knight told me to do it, officer!
Of course he gives you bad advices, he is black
>to me getting 100% requires you to get all photos (I play DX version)
>this means I have to steal something with him
>in order to get the best ending I also have to never die so I can never go back in
>permanently branded a thief, can never go back in to buy bombs or arrows or something
a slight marring on an otherwise perfect game
if you don't go back in you don't get branded a thief
False.
oh ok. i had no idea if it was true or not and i figured just saying it was the quickest way to get the answer, as someone would instantly post to say i'm wrong if it's false.
well yeah actually, many mothers can't breastfeed, or exclusively breastfeed, their baby for one reason or another, some of those reasons being their breasts not working.
wow i admire your problem solving skills
Total criminal death