tyrants are not at all stealthy assassins, they were designed as extreme shock troops. basically you fricked around and now a group of these nearly unkillable buttholes is on you
although i question how powerful they really are since a platoon of delta force managed to kill an entire group of tyrants with small arms
>a platoon of delta force managed to kill an entire group of tyrants with small arms
it was a mutual kill, plus we don't know if the Tyrants were killed by small arms. Could have been killed by grenade or rocket launchers for all we know. Delta came in expecting to fight Birkin they likely packed some real heat.
>platoon of delta force managed to kill an entire group of tyrants with small arms
Ah yes, the special forces team armed to the teeth with cutting edge weaponry who also had a fricking railgun (That they didn't get to use) were able to stop them. Might as well scrap the whole project.
Tyrants were also supposed to be VIP Bodyguards, so they have a small degree of "stealth" in the form of being disguised as a "person". The whitest all star basketball and football player no one ever knew, but still enough to appear human from a distance.
I only got into resident evil last year but I knew it was about zombies. Was really shocked to see these guys in the first game because they just seemed so lame and out of place.
I only got into resident evil last year but I knew it was about zombies. Was really shocked to see these guys in the first game because they just seemed so lame and out of place.
That's from RE? I thought it was a merman from NES Castlevania
It's like...how much for a couple of RPGs? $2000 total for launcher and a rocket? Vs the billions sunk into the Tyrant program along with the whole "oh only a few people in millions are even compatible with the Tyrant strain parasite mold fricking whatever it is now" part
I just don't feel like it's a good investment. Would rather just launch a canister with some T-Virus...maybe buy a FEW Lickers.
The g virus was a worth while investment. It can create a lot of damage and may transform you into a cool create >but it'll only work with the same family member
Eh, just infect a random Asian. Their ancestors were Mongols.
the G-virus actually works and turns people into immortal regenerating humans with no downside, as seen with Sherry. It just have to be administered in a very specific way that none of the people trying it know beforehand.
It's like...how much for a couple of RPGs? $2000 total for launcher and a rocket? Vs the billions sunk into the Tyrant program along with the whole "oh only a few people in millions are even compatible with the Tyrant strain parasite mold fricking whatever it is now" part
I just don't feel like it's a good investment. Would rather just launch a canister with some T-Virus...maybe buy a FEW Lickers.
unironically prototype Tyrants, please understand. The real military-grade Tyrants seen in Damnation can shrug off rockets and need armored or air support to take down.
Tyrants feel no pain, while El Gigante winces in pain after getting stabbed by a tiny ass knife. I can see the Tyrant crushing the toe of the big guy, then climb onto his back while he's hunched over in pain to crush his spine or something.
I think it'd be a pretty even match up and a fun fight to watch.
How many mr X's were walking around before Coon City was nuked?
6 I think. The one dropped on the RPD that Leon/Clair deal with in 2 and the other 5 that went after Delta Force that you find the aftermath of at the end of OG 3.
A human is the IRL ultimate life form, yet can be killed by a sharp stick or just tripping over itself.
Tyrants needing a direct fricking missile just to die is pretty impressive.
>Its not finished... >Sir? You're staring at biological perfection; we quite literally took God's recipe and pushed it to its peak- >WHERE'S ITS PENIS!?!
It’s been a while but isn’t the judge described as looking like a giant baby? Like he’s not a rock hard wall of muscle. He’s huge, but kind of soft and pudgy without being fat-fat.
A young child is something that is very easy to sneak undetected within a group of people. They literally explain it in the game you fricking moron, did you even play it?
>cute and funny BOW that just wants a daddy to love her >lol just kidding she's actually an old hag that wants turn people into walking piles of shit with teeth
Reminder that in RE1 Umbrella's actual products according to their own slideshow were: >Guard dogs but smelly >Hobos but scaly >A small freshwater shark >A supersoldier that died to half a magazine of 9mm rounds
Really putting those black budget dollars to good use.
I think Umbrella’s business model makes more sense if you look at it a different way.
The monsters are not the flagship product. The T-virus itself is the flagship. The dogs, Zombies, Lickers, sharks, and shit like that all just demonstrate how just letting some T-virus out into the world can make a whole region uncontrollable.
The prospect of being able to CONTROL such monsters would make it very appealing to some third-world dictator who wants a quick and dirty army.
Like sure, you COULD recruit some guys, house, clothe, feed, train and equip them all on your third-world budget…
OR you could just infect some poor bastards with (perfected) T-virus and easily get brain-dead zombie goons that can’t disobey you and are more than enough for killing the average angry mob of protesters.
Shit like Las Plagas is even better because those guys can use weapons and actually function as a cohesive unit still.
BOWs aren’t meant to compete with modern militaries, they’re meant to be a cheap alternative for countries that can’t afford a modern military.
"Sir, we've sold our first shipment of the T-Virus. It will be used by Anatolian Separatists to destroy Istanbul. We're up $5,000,000 from that, but we've lost far, far more from all of our dead customers."
Or in the case of the C-Virus and Edonia in RE6, slip it to the rebel army as a performance enhancing drug but actually turn them into murder zombies that discredit their revolt while also posing a bioterrorist threat that gains the defending government the support of the UN and the BSAA.
>t-virus infected moths
A killer swarm of moths that pick you apart could work, would be hard to easily get rid of since they could avoid bullets, and it'd take something specially designed to deal with a swarm since I doubt the average bug killer would work
Flamethrowers tho. Illegal in war but practically unregulated for weed/bug removal. I could napalm my front yard right now if I wanted, although I'm sure the neighbors would get all pissy
Worked for killing off literally everything in the ocean after the Combine took over in Half-Life, Umbrella corps issue is they kept trying to go big and loud instead of more subtle shit. Obviously if you see a horde of zombies you'll know something is up, but no one expects ravenous leeches in the mud.
That's fricking rude. Dude's standing on your porch with a Powerpoint presentation on his Samsung Black Friday refurb tablet, and you dab on him and make him cry?
If Wesker himself came to me about investments, that would mean I am filthy rich, in which case I would ask how much I would have to give to get him as complimentary gift.
there are no witnesses if there are no survivors
dead people don't lie
Anne frank lied her ass off posthumously.
No she didn't.
The archivists did.
People believe the lies came from her so mr x has to go kill annes dad as well to be sure.
Mr. X?
Based off of the notorious Frankenstein? The novel written by Mary Shelley? In which dead people are the ultimate source of truth?
>homie I'm going super deep lore
This is why I go out of my way to respond to you, it's never disappointing.
"dead people as the ultimate source of truth" is not a prominent or central theme in Frankenstein. so what the frick are you on about?
You mean the dead people that Victor Frankenstein tracks back to Geneva and subsequently the arctic?
Those dead people?
>You mean
im not you.
They tell no tales either
Sure they do. They lie still
hah
tyrants are not at all stealthy assassins, they were designed as extreme shock troops. basically you fricked around and now a group of these nearly unkillable buttholes is on you
although i question how powerful they really are since a platoon of delta force managed to kill an entire group of tyrants with small arms
>a platoon of delta force managed to kill an entire group of tyrants with small arms
it was a mutual kill, plus we don't know if the Tyrants were killed by small arms. Could have been killed by grenade or rocket launchers for all we know. Delta came in expecting to fight Birkin they likely packed some real heat.
>platoon of delta force managed to kill an entire group of tyrants with small arms
Ah yes, the special forces team armed to the teeth with cutting edge weaponry who also had a fricking railgun (That they didn't get to use) were able to stop them. Might as well scrap the whole project.
Tyrants were also supposed to be VIP Bodyguards, so they have a small degree of "stealth" in the form of being disguised as a "person". The whitest all star basketball and football player no one ever knew, but still enough to appear human from a distance.
Remember: a bunch of pencil dicked nerds would kick The Rock's ass if they all ganged up on him.
Luca Blight would have something to say about that shit
>pinnacle of evolution
>some animalistic frog-men
>men
What sound do they make?
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I only got into resident evil last year but I knew it was about zombies. Was really shocked to see these guys in the first game because they just seemed so lame and out of place.
>but I knew it was about zombies.
LOL LMAO even.
RE 1 also has giant snakes, giant spiders and even mutant sharks. It was always about monsters and animals, not just zombies
Giant snakes, sharks, and spiders still aren’t as goody as frog men
Goofy*
It's about bioweapons, not zombies. A zombie plague just so happens to be a very effective bioweapon.
That's from RE? I thought it was a merman from NES Castlevania
Test
back from a ban eh
>ywn buy a tyrant straight from umbrella then program him to be your bodyguard bf
You sound gay, bro
They dont have any dicks bruh
Thanatos from Outbreak was for sure packing
>Black person keeps his dick after transformation while everyone else loses theirs out of sheer will
respect
>Black person monster form is just a regular Black person
lmao
the bulge is still there and one could custom order shit from umbrella
Why would you want a tyrant with a huge wiener? I'd just buy 2 or 3 mr X so they could be my bodyguards
i'd order one with an average sized wiener though
i want a big monster bf that can double as a bodyguard
>b-but that's gay homosexual
yes
i'd also do this
Big wiener package is included. It's actually EXTRA to have it removed. It's like getting a manual car
>custom order stuff from Umbrella
"Well yes, Umbrella, I would like to order a docile female zombie for scientific purpose, please."
>the ultimate lifeform
>gets taken down by a single rocket launcher
Looks like Wesker is staring directly at the tyrant's dick
That's because he's gay for BBC (big b.o.w wiener)
It's like...how much for a couple of RPGs? $2000 total for launcher and a rocket? Vs the billions sunk into the Tyrant program along with the whole "oh only a few people in millions are even compatible with the Tyrant strain parasite mold fricking whatever it is now" part
I just don't feel like it's a good investment. Would rather just launch a canister with some T-Virus...maybe buy a FEW Lickers.
The g virus was a worth while investment. It can create a lot of damage and may transform you into a cool create
>but it'll only work with the same family member
Eh, just infect a random Asian. Their ancestors were Mongols.
the G-virus actually works and turns people into immortal regenerating humans with no downside, as seen with Sherry. It just have to be administered in a very specific way that none of the people trying it know beforehand.
I guess only a very small amount of it would work and not transform you into a monster
unironically prototype Tyrants, please understand. The real military-grade Tyrants seen in Damnation can shrug off rockets and need armored or air support to take down.
Those guys are not canon
all CGI movies are canon unless stated otherwise.
I guess? It always feels like it really wasn't that big of a deal to kill someone like Nemesis, though.
I mean, we've got drones now. And they're kinda cheap.
One giant Tyrant vs el Gigante
Who wins?
Can kinda just picture El Large picking up a Tyrant and winging him out into the ocean or something.
Tyrants feel no pain, while El Gigante winces in pain after getting stabbed by a tiny ass knife. I can see the Tyrant crushing the toe of the big guy, then climb onto his back while he's hunched over in pain to crush his spine or something.
I think it'd be a pretty even match up and a fun fight to watch.
6 I think. The one dropped on the RPD that Leon/Clair deal with in 2 and the other 5 that went after Delta Force that you find the aftermath of at the end of OG 3.
7 if you count Nemesis and 8 if you count Birkin.
Birkin is not a Tyrant. Tyrants have to be created by the Tyrant Virus.
Does the Tyrant get any weapons?
Mandatory.
A human is the IRL ultimate life form, yet can be killed by a sharp stick or just tripping over itself.
Tyrants needing a direct fricking missile just to die is pretty impressive.
If a cute girl came up to you and kissed you and your blood pressure spiked too high, you also die
And you fricking would too
Anon, not everybody is a kissless shut-in like you lol.
>Its not finished...
>Sir? You're staring at biological perfection; we quite literally took God's recipe and pushed it to its peak-
>WHERE'S ITS PENIS!?!
>belts everywhere
yep, its weeb time
>Be hedonist
>Refuse to have fun, even with AI
Yep, I was right all along.
Frick off Nomura
Wasn't the idea from a distance Mr X would just look like a dude?
He’s wearing a black trench coat tho
>stealthy assassin unit
Says who? Your own conjecture?
>8ft, huge muscles and inhumanly pale
> muscles
It’s been a while but isn’t the judge described as looking like a giant baby? Like he’s not a rock hard wall of muscle. He’s huge, but kind of soft and pudgy without being fat-fat.
He's described as fat but muscular with a weirdly childish face. He also fires a fricking cannon while waving it around.
How many mr X's were walking around before Coon City was nuked?
>organization wants to develop a new biweapon
>they make it an adorable girl
What did The Connections mean by this?
A young child is something that is very easy to sneak undetected within a group of people. They literally explain it in the game you fricking moron, did you even play it?
They could have made her a boy or a fat girl but they chose not to.
Adorable girl>Adorable boy...you should know how society works
Eveline was made in Germany.The fat girl project is in their american lab
Eveline is cool because she's just the original Tyrant concept in smug e-girl form.
>cute and funny BOW that just wants a daddy to love her
>lol just kidding she's actually an old hag that wants turn people into walking piles of shit with teeth
Why must CAPCOM play with my heart?
Reminder that in RE1 Umbrella's actual products according to their own slideshow were:
>Guard dogs but smelly
>Hobos but scaly
>A small freshwater shark
>A supersoldier that died to half a magazine of 9mm rounds
Really putting those black budget dollars to good use.
>"This is like a weirder pitbull. Gonna eat all them kids and never get full. Takes more bullets to kill"
>You know, these sharks are quite similar to the ones they serve at the Japanese restaurant.
>Hohoho no! Patented Neptune BOWs! Old Umbrella recipe!
I think Umbrella’s business model makes more sense if you look at it a different way.
The monsters are not the flagship product. The T-virus itself is the flagship. The dogs, Zombies, Lickers, sharks, and shit like that all just demonstrate how just letting some T-virus out into the world can make a whole region uncontrollable.
The prospect of being able to CONTROL such monsters would make it very appealing to some third-world dictator who wants a quick and dirty army.
Like sure, you COULD recruit some guys, house, clothe, feed, train and equip them all on your third-world budget…
OR you could just infect some poor bastards with (perfected) T-virus and easily get brain-dead zombie goons that can’t disobey you and are more than enough for killing the average angry mob of protesters.
Shit like Las Plagas is even better because those guys can use weapons and actually function as a cohesive unit still.
BOWs aren’t meant to compete with modern militaries, they’re meant to be a cheap alternative for countries that can’t afford a modern military.
Are they cheap?! Hunters can't be cheap.
"Sir, we've sold our first shipment of the T-Virus. It will be used by Anatolian Separatists to destroy Istanbul. We're up $5,000,000 from that, but we've lost far, far more from all of our dead customers."
Or in the case of the C-Virus and Edonia in RE6, slip it to the rebel army as a performance enhancing drug but actually turn them into murder zombies that discredit their revolt while also posing a bioterrorist threat that gains the defending government the support of the UN and the BSAA.
Based Umbrella completely wasting investor money
Imagine them telling investors they have 100,000 new units this month and it's just like some t-virus infected moths or something
>t-virus infected moths
A killer swarm of moths that pick you apart could work, would be hard to easily get rid of since they could avoid bullets, and it'd take something specially designed to deal with a swarm since I doubt the average bug killer would work
I don't think they have teeth
Flamethrowers tho. Illegal in war but practically unregulated for weed/bug removal. I could napalm my front yard right now if I wanted, although I'm sure the neighbors would get all pissy
I'm telling you guys, leeches are gonna be the big monster of 1999. I know I've been saying that since 1978 but I can really feel it this time.
As an area denial thing, it's pretty ingenius. I don't go in water that has leeches. I'm definitely not getting close if there are zombo leeches
Freak me out
Worked for killing off literally everything in the ocean after the Combine took over in Half-Life, Umbrella corps issue is they kept trying to go big and loud instead of more subtle shit. Obviously if you see a horde of zombies you'll know something is up, but no one expects ravenous leeches in the mud.
We have high hopes for our next product, "Big Houseplant"
>I'm a mean, green mutha
>from Spencer's place
>and I'm bad
Why is he so happy
He just finished her bottom surgery
He has a bungle tho
Four arms! You could play two games poorly at once!
If Wesker came to you with a presentation about investing in Tricell, would you?
I'd say "tricell? More like cry incel" and then proceed to dab as he sobs.
That's fricking rude. Dude's standing on your porch with a Powerpoint presentation on his Samsung Black Friday refurb tablet, and you dab on him and make him cry?
Yes. I'd also snap his pointing stick.
Pointing stick on a tablet?
Anon, you'd just use your fricking finger
If he didn't show up with a projector and a pointing stick I am not paying attention.
If Wesker himself came to me about investments, that would mean I am filthy rich, in which case I would ask how much I would have to give to get him as complimentary gift.
He's not after the filthy rich. He doesn't have that clout. He's after you because you look like a good $40,000 in savings with a comfortable budget
Do you think the janitors in the deeper parts of Umbrella have good pay? Benefits?
Imagine being the guy that has to clean up all the fricked up Umbrella facilities that don't get nuked, I bet it pays great
Goes home after his shift and plays some Viscera Cleanup Detail with his friends
Look, when the alternative involves dropping a thermonuclear bomb onto a city, the 8-foot-tall walking brick wall is the subtle option.