>stealthy assassin unit. >8ft, huge muscles and inhumanly pale

>stealthy assassin unit
>8ft, huge muscles and inhumanly pale

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are no witnesses if there are no survivors

    • 8 months ago
      saucy

      dead people don't lie

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anne frank lied her ass off posthumously.

        • 8 months ago
          saucy

          No she didn't.

          The archivists did.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            People believe the lies came from her so mr x has to go kill annes dad as well to be sure.

            • 8 months ago
              saucy

              Mr. X?

              Based off of the notorious Frankenstein? The novel written by Mary Shelley? In which dead people are the ultimate source of truth?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >homie I'm going super deep lore
                This is why I go out of my way to respond to you, it's never disappointing.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                "dead people as the ultimate source of truth" is not a prominent or central theme in Frankenstein. so what the frick are you on about?

              • 8 months ago
                saucy

                You mean the dead people that Victor Frankenstein tracks back to Geneva and subsequently the arctic?

                Those dead people?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You mean
                im not you.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They tell no tales either

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure they do. They lie still

        • 8 months ago
          saucy

          hah

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    tyrants are not at all stealthy assassins, they were designed as extreme shock troops. basically you fricked around and now a group of these nearly unkillable buttholes is on you

    although i question how powerful they really are since a platoon of delta force managed to kill an entire group of tyrants with small arms

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a platoon of delta force managed to kill an entire group of tyrants with small arms
      it was a mutual kill, plus we don't know if the Tyrants were killed by small arms. Could have been killed by grenade or rocket launchers for all we know. Delta came in expecting to fight Birkin they likely packed some real heat.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >platoon of delta force managed to kill an entire group of tyrants with small arms

      Ah yes, the special forces team armed to the teeth with cutting edge weaponry who also had a fricking railgun (That they didn't get to use) were able to stop them. Might as well scrap the whole project.

      Tyrants were also supposed to be VIP Bodyguards, so they have a small degree of "stealth" in the form of being disguised as a "person". The whitest all star basketball and football player no one ever knew, but still enough to appear human from a distance.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember: a bunch of pencil dicked nerds would kick The Rock's ass if they all ganged up on him.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Luca Blight would have something to say about that shit

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pinnacle of evolution
    >some animalistic frog-men

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >men

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pinnacle of evolution
        >some animalistic frog-men

        What sound do they make?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          ?si=cfzBHXe3WgkMpXlr

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only got into resident evil last year but I knew it was about zombies. Was really shocked to see these guys in the first game because they just seemed so lame and out of place.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but I knew it was about zombies.
        LOL LMAO even.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        RE 1 also has giant snakes, giant spiders and even mutant sharks. It was always about monsters and animals, not just zombies

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Giant snakes, sharks, and spiders still aren’t as goody as frog men

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Goofy*

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's about bioweapons, not zombies. A zombie plague just so happens to be a very effective bioweapon.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only got into resident evil last year but I knew it was about zombies. Was really shocked to see these guys in the first game because they just seemed so lame and out of place.

      That's from RE? I thought it was a merman from NES Castlevania

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Test

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      back from a ban eh

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn buy a tyrant straight from umbrella then program him to be your bodyguard bf

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound gay, bro

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They dont have any dicks bruh

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanatos from Outbreak was for sure packing

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Black person keeps his dick after transformation while everyone else loses theirs out of sheer will
          respect

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Black person monster form is just a regular Black person

            lmao

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the bulge is still there and one could custom order shit from umbrella

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would you want a tyrant with a huge wiener? I'd just buy 2 or 3 mr X so they could be my bodyguards

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            i'd order one with an average sized wiener though
            i want a big monster bf that can double as a bodyguard
            >b-but that's gay homosexual
            yes

            >custom order stuff from Umbrella
            "Well yes, Umbrella, I would like to order a docile female zombie for scientific purpose, please."

            i'd also do this

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Big wiener package is included. It's actually EXTRA to have it removed. It's like getting a manual car

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >custom order stuff from Umbrella
          "Well yes, Umbrella, I would like to order a docile female zombie for scientific purpose, please."

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the ultimate lifeform
    >gets taken down by a single rocket launcher

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like Wesker is staring directly at the tyrant's dick

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's because he's gay for BBC (big b.o.w wiener)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like...how much for a couple of RPGs? $2000 total for launcher and a rocket? Vs the billions sunk into the Tyrant program along with the whole "oh only a few people in millions are even compatible with the Tyrant strain parasite mold fricking whatever it is now" part

      I just don't feel like it's a good investment. Would rather just launch a canister with some T-Virus...maybe buy a FEW Lickers.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The g virus was a worth while investment. It can create a lot of damage and may transform you into a cool create
        >but it'll only work with the same family member
        Eh, just infect a random Asian. Their ancestors were Mongols.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          the G-virus actually works and turns people into immortal regenerating humans with no downside, as seen with Sherry. It just have to be administered in a very specific way that none of the people trying it know beforehand.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I guess only a very small amount of it would work and not transform you into a monster

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like...how much for a couple of RPGs? $2000 total for launcher and a rocket? Vs the billions sunk into the Tyrant program along with the whole "oh only a few people in millions are even compatible with the Tyrant strain parasite mold fricking whatever it is now" part

      I just don't feel like it's a good investment. Would rather just launch a canister with some T-Virus...maybe buy a FEW Lickers.

      unironically prototype Tyrants, please understand. The real military-grade Tyrants seen in Damnation can shrug off rockets and need armored or air support to take down.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those guys are not canon

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          all CGI movies are canon unless stated otherwise.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess? It always feels like it really wasn't that big of a deal to kill someone like Nemesis, though.

        I mean, we've got drones now. And they're kinda cheap.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        One giant Tyrant vs el Gigante
        Who wins?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can kinda just picture El Large picking up a Tyrant and winging him out into the ocean or something.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tyrants feel no pain, while El Gigante winces in pain after getting stabbed by a tiny ass knife. I can see the Tyrant crushing the toe of the big guy, then climb onto his back while he's hunched over in pain to crush his spine or something.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it'd be a pretty even match up and a fun fight to watch.

          How many mr X's were walking around before Coon City was nuked?

          6 I think. The one dropped on the RPD that Leon/Clair deal with in 2 and the other 5 that went after Delta Force that you find the aftermath of at the end of OG 3.

          7 if you count Nemesis and 8 if you count Birkin.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Birkin is not a Tyrant. Tyrants have to be created by the Tyrant Virus.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does the Tyrant get any weapons?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mandatory.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A human is the IRL ultimate life form, yet can be killed by a sharp stick or just tripping over itself.
      Tyrants needing a direct fricking missile just to die is pretty impressive.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If a cute girl came up to you and kissed you and your blood pressure spiked too high, you also die

        And you fricking would too

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, not everybody is a kissless shut-in like you lol.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Its not finished...
      >Sir? You're staring at biological perfection; we quite literally took God's recipe and pushed it to its peak-
      >WHERE'S ITS PENIS!?!

  7. 8 months ago
    ChatGPT

    >belts everywhere
    yep, its weeb time

    • 8 months ago
      saucy

      >Be hedonist
      >Refuse to have fun, even with AI

      Yep, I was right all along.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off Nomura

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't the idea from a distance Mr X would just look like a dude?

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s wearing a black trench coat tho

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stealthy assassin unit
    Says who? Your own conjecture?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >8ft, huge muscles and inhumanly pale

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      > muscles

      It’s been a while but isn’t the judge described as looking like a giant baby? Like he’s not a rock hard wall of muscle. He’s huge, but kind of soft and pudgy without being fat-fat.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's described as fat but muscular with a weirdly childish face. He also fires a fricking cannon while waving it around.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many mr X's were walking around before Coon City was nuked?

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >organization wants to develop a new biweapon
    >they make it an adorable girl
    What did The Connections mean by this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A young child is something that is very easy to sneak undetected within a group of people. They literally explain it in the game you fricking moron, did you even play it?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They could have made her a boy or a fat girl but they chose not to.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Adorable girl>Adorable boy...you should know how society works
          Eveline was made in Germany.The fat girl project is in their american lab

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eveline is cool because she's just the original Tyrant concept in smug e-girl form.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cute and funny BOW that just wants a daddy to love her
      >lol just kidding she's actually an old hag that wants turn people into walking piles of shit with teeth

      Why must CAPCOM play with my heart?

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that in RE1 Umbrella's actual products according to their own slideshow were:
    >Guard dogs but smelly
    >Hobos but scaly
    >A small freshwater shark
    >A supersoldier that died to half a magazine of 9mm rounds
    Really putting those black budget dollars to good use.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"This is like a weirder pitbull. Gonna eat all them kids and never get full. Takes more bullets to kill"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You know, these sharks are quite similar to the ones they serve at the Japanese restaurant.
      >Hohoho no! Patented Neptune BOWs! Old Umbrella recipe!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Umbrella’s business model makes more sense if you look at it a different way.
      The monsters are not the flagship product. The T-virus itself is the flagship. The dogs, Zombies, Lickers, sharks, and shit like that all just demonstrate how just letting some T-virus out into the world can make a whole region uncontrollable.
      The prospect of being able to CONTROL such monsters would make it very appealing to some third-world dictator who wants a quick and dirty army.
      Like sure, you COULD recruit some guys, house, clothe, feed, train and equip them all on your third-world budget…
      OR you could just infect some poor bastards with (perfected) T-virus and easily get brain-dead zombie goons that can’t disobey you and are more than enough for killing the average angry mob of protesters.
      Shit like Las Plagas is even better because those guys can use weapons and actually function as a cohesive unit still.
      BOWs aren’t meant to compete with modern militaries, they’re meant to be a cheap alternative for countries that can’t afford a modern military.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are they cheap?! Hunters can't be cheap.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Sir, we've sold our first shipment of the T-Virus. It will be used by Anatolian Separatists to destroy Istanbul. We're up $5,000,000 from that, but we've lost far, far more from all of our dead customers."

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or in the case of the C-Virus and Edonia in RE6, slip it to the rebel army as a performance enhancing drug but actually turn them into murder zombies that discredit their revolt while also posing a bioterrorist threat that gains the defending government the support of the UN and the BSAA.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Umbrella completely wasting investor money

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine them telling investors they have 100,000 new units this month and it's just like some t-virus infected moths or something

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t-virus infected moths
          A killer swarm of moths that pick you apart could work, would be hard to easily get rid of since they could avoid bullets, and it'd take something specially designed to deal with a swarm since I doubt the average bug killer would work

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think they have teeth

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Flamethrowers tho. Illegal in war but practically unregulated for weed/bug removal. I could napalm my front yard right now if I wanted, although I'm sure the neighbors would get all pissy

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm telling you guys, leeches are gonna be the big monster of 1999. I know I've been saying that since 1978 but I can really feel it this time.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            As an area denial thing, it's pretty ingenius. I don't go in water that has leeches. I'm definitely not getting close if there are zombo leeches

            Freak me out

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Worked for killing off literally everything in the ocean after the Combine took over in Half-Life, Umbrella corps issue is they kept trying to go big and loud instead of more subtle shit. Obviously if you see a horde of zombies you'll know something is up, but no one expects ravenous leeches in the mud.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      We have high hopes for our next product, "Big Houseplant"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm a mean, green mutha
        >from Spencer's place
        >and I'm bad

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he so happy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He just finished her bottom surgery

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He has a bungle tho

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Four arms! You could play two games poorly at once!

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Wesker came to you with a presentation about investing in Tricell, would you?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say "tricell? More like cry incel" and then proceed to dab as he sobs.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's fricking rude. Dude's standing on your porch with a Powerpoint presentation on his Samsung Black Friday refurb tablet, and you dab on him and make him cry?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. I'd also snap his pointing stick.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pointing stick on a tablet?

            Anon, you'd just use your fricking finger

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              If he didn't show up with a projector and a pointing stick I am not paying attention.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Wesker himself came to me about investments, that would mean I am filthy rich, in which case I would ask how much I would have to give to get him as complimentary gift.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not after the filthy rich. He doesn't have that clout. He's after you because you look like a good $40,000 in savings with a comfortable budget

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think the janitors in the deeper parts of Umbrella have good pay? Benefits?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being the guy that has to clean up all the fricked up Umbrella facilities that don't get nuked, I bet it pays great

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goes home after his shift and plays some Viscera Cleanup Detail with his friends

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look, when the alternative involves dropping a thermonuclear bomb onto a city, the 8-foot-tall walking brick wall is the subtle option.

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