it probably will but it's not announced. there was no timed exclusive asterisk this time. it could end up like one of those games that just never comes to pc, like bloodborne or demon's souls. sony seems to like porting western games but not Asian ones for some reason.
>there was no timed exclusive asterisk this time
The things is, it was originally announced for all platforms and you can hardly say Sony is averse to PC these days. I'm considering the possibility this was GayBen's doing.
doesn't cost thousands of bucks for starters, don't have to wait years for a port, most times the pc port is shit until it gets fixed
3 months ago
Anonymous
>doesn't cost thousands of bucks for starters
kek, what do you just by the console as is and use it as a paperweight?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Dude, it only costs more now but it saves money later. It's called an investment. You get free shit on PC.
You pay less upfront for consoles, but you wind up spending hundreds if not thousands of dollars on overpriced games that rarely go on sale/can't ever pirate.
You're a fricking dumb money-wasting c**t if you think consoles are less expensive.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Save your breath, anon. This moron will not read what you say and just reply with some flavor of "seethe" xitterspeak, and then proceed to make one of those shit, uneducated threads with a pic of the steam logo titled >AIIIIEEEEEEEE MY GAAAAAMES
>you keep pretending there is a legit reason to own a console anymore >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PORT THIS GAME TO PC HOW FRICKING DARE YOU MAKE THIS GAME AN EXCLUSIVE
Black person I own a PS5 so I can play games like this day 1. You don't get to have it both ways. Like I get it, PC absolutely BTFO's console gaming but don't be a hypocrite port begging every time you run into an exclusive you want. Stick to your guns anon. If there's no reason to buy a PS5, you don't need to care about these games.
>day one
Yes, that's a good thing >full price
So you're the kind of homosexual who waits for every game to go on a Steam sale before buying them? Then why does it matter when it comes to PC >stuck on that disc
Yes, it's based I know, imagine trying to pretend physical media is a bad thing. >modless
I'll pirate it when it comes to PC. Did that with Nioh 2 when I got it day one on PS4.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>I'll pirate it when it comes to PC. Did that with Nioh 2 when I got it day one on PS4.
That alone is redundant and moronic.
https://www.gamesradar.com/ps5-exclusives/
3 months ago
Anonymous
Playing a game again is not redundant. Thats the whole point of an interactive medium. It is dynamic and you can replay it for further enjoyment.
pc is obviously the better choice.
consoles are just shit and have nothing good to offer, especially now because they all go multiplat(except nintendo)
>PC is "better"
Yes, they're stronger than consoles sure, but "better" is subjective and will always be an opinion no matter how much you homosexual think it's the gospel.
>MUH PC MUSTARD RACE (even though I get bad ports of what console chads get with denuvo and other spyware) and nvidia fricks me in the ass harder and harder with each new GPU iteration and fake technology
You are literally wrong. AMD does the same shit, just delayed. Do you think consoles got more expensive because of the controllers?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Anon McSchmuck gets the same deal as Sony and Xbox
3 months ago
Anonymous
>AMD isn't interested in profiting
The fact that you look at nvidia like they're the bad guys and AMD like they're the saviors tells me everything I need to know about you. You're a biased fanboy that doesn't have any common sense. Buying in bulk direct from the manufacturer doesn't stop AMD from raising their prices. They can do whatever they want, and they have, because the only other alternative is nvidia. That's what it means to have a duopoly. Like I fricking said, did you think consoles got more expensive because of the controllers? They all use AMD. AMD does the same thing nvidia does >with each new GPU iteration and fake technology
Pay attention, moron.
It's amazing that you choose to live in an inferior world and then seethe at people who are superior to you.
>obnoxious
I don't even recognize that as something I need to concern myself with. This is what we call a "You problem", not a "Me problem". Have you considered not being a poorgay?
>why are pc homosexuals so fricking obnoxious?
not even a PC gay but the PS5 is the first Sony console Im skipping. no reason to buy one. Im very interested in Stellar Blade but it shouldn't have been an exclusive Sony don't own shit they jusy moneyhatted a small developer and tried to censor the game
>why are pc homosexuals so fricking obnoxious?
Sour grapes and coping. If they can't have the toy, it better be shit otherwise tantrum and shit flinging.
I had GR on Vita, it's not that nuts. It's fun but I'm not kvetching for it, we're just now getting Lollipop Chainsaw ported and I didn't exactly want it before but I'll get it now because I liked it enough. But the 'may' weighs heavily on Sony sure, but their console is shitting the bed and another console so soon is nearly triple dipping when support to the PS4 right now is still a seller for most gamers.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Thats exactly what I'm saying. I used to want to play e-girlpop chainsaw but the game was so rare that not even playasia had it in stock and the game was forever jailed to the ps3. By the time they announced that this 10+ year old game is finally being remastered, I dont really give a shit about it anymore. People in general dont care for old games. Look at how quickly interest for remakes like RE4 or P3 died down compared to actual new games like ER or BG3.
By the time Stellar Blade does get ported to PC I will already be playing and enjoying something else.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I like old games if there's a proper and definitive way to play them, hence why I like ports. Proper widescreen, proper framerates, blur/screen shake/FoV/, and all sorts of settings plus mods are also there. >ER >new
It's turning 2 in 15 days. Not being a huge dick but RE4make is a completely different game than 4, it's completely new. And P5 is so huge with normal gay weebs, you better believe they'll dip their toes in P3. >By the time Stellar Blade does get ported to PC I will already be playing and enjoying something else.
It's not a race, I'm not trying to experience this shit with the hive, that's fricking gay.
games are built for pcs, then downgraded for poor people who can only afford splurging their wagies once a year
you are the cancer of the industry I cant wait until exclusivity is a relic of the past of a time where ‘people’ who are too stupid to click in 4 computers parts into a box was too much for their tiktok brain to comprehend and they sell you prebuilt pcs essentially with a playstation label on it
Pc is what's killing gaming you absolute moron. Pchomosexuals keep getting scammed by nvidia into buying bigger and more expansive shit just to beg every video game ever to be le realistic grafix 4k 240fps shit that makes your 3500$ build worth the investment.
Meanwhile all you use it for is Ganker, indieshit, emulating tendieshit and pirating snoy garbage lmao. Pctards ruined everything
>le >$3500 build >indies are bad...because! >emulating is bad because....TENDIES! >piracy is bad because....SNOY >PC REEEEEE
LuL, snoi do think liek dat doe-beyit.
lol the new dragons dogma minimum req is a 1070
if you have any build in the past 5 and maybe even 10 years made with the same price or less as the latest console you can run any modern shit along with all the benefits an open modding platform allows
consoles keep franchises hostage and the unwashed mass of morons shell out $600+ to play (1) exclusive depending on the day, it was more a few years ago until they conceded that underpowered consoles are deadends for platform growth and started sharing a cut with gabe newell
>3500$ build
Bro most games can be played with 500$ or below for 1080p max graphical settings at 60fps. Midrange from 4 years ago will already be good enough for this decade easily. Parts are cheap now to buy because the GPU prices are crashing for once.
they are obnoxious, but they are also right unfortunately. consoles and especially exclusives fricking suck and should be boykottet. i dont want to buy the same shitty device twice, just because the brand is different and the exclusives are different. i also dont want to buy shitty bing bing wahoo hardware that cant run anything that has graphics that are better than 2012 era. and games like MH rise get butchered in their looks just to run on that shit device due to exclusivity deals.
and not to forget than I can pay twice for my internet just play online on consoles. they are an inexcusable shitshow and I hate that i was dumb enough to buy ones myself. never again. its only worth to buy consoles if you are a casual gamer who is fine with one console and the games they offer
>putting all their woke slop on hiatus >layoffs across most of those studios >willing to publish Stellar Blade of all things
I didn't buy TLOU2 and I didn't buy Spiderman 2, I'm putting my money where my mouth is.
They're Bokeh Game Studio now.
The ideal (but long shot) scenario is that Gravity Rush 2 was just ahead of it's time and the remaster sells gangbusters forcing Sony to crawl back to them on better terms. kek
>PCtards claim Ganker is full of consolebros >first post seconds after the thread is made is a PCtard >has to shitpost because he can't play games
it must be miserable being a gaming vegan
>vegan
Ganker is more like the cuck chair of gaming: >people enjoy FF VII R >timed exclusive cries Ganker & r/PCMR as they patiently wait their turn >people enjoy GOT >timed exclusive cries Ganker & r/PCMR as they patiently wait their turn >people enjoy Stellar Blade >timed exclusive cries Ganker & r/PCMR as they patiently wait their turn >people enjoy GTAVI >timed exclusive cries Ganker & r/PCMR as they patiently wait their turn
think about it, anons often realize the more they stay on Ganker the less games they play. you guys become literal gaming cucks watching other people having fun. lol i just checked how PCMR subreddit has 10 million users
>all those seething Snoy replies
Kek
Yea we will be playing this dress up simulator on better hardware while Sony continues to port and release their games day and date on PC so you can play Black personman 3 in 2028
>*proud cuck noises
powerful
Meanwhile, I will play this game on the platform its meant to be played, with mods - while Sony puts all their games there too lol
Same gameplay just look very genric like one of those gacha game and i get it character design is very sexy but when you're playing it you won't be seeing all those ass and breasts clearly
So? Much better than one button mash ARPG games where all you do is stand and attack
Dodging means you actually have to observe the enemy, and that they pose a threat to you.
There's also blocking, parrying, magic, and ashes of war. You can even poise through everything if you have the right build
Not to mention needing to heal, which also requires spacing from the enemy
Being reductive is all you gays can do
nah you're gay, ARPG genre goes directly in the trash
Most ARPGs suck, which is why dark souls stands out.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>dodge >poke >works for all bosses >no need for complicated character planning nor any Ashes of War actually needed because Dodge Poke ALWAYS works >other ARPGs actually need you to engage with any new shit they present to you as you go along the game >dodge-poke is b-b-better!
lemao sure thing, fromdrone
3 months ago
Anonymous
>other ARPGs actually need you to engage with any new shit they present to you as you go along the game
You don't need to engage with anything, just stand and attack. Maybe back away to heal sometimes.
Dark souls has atleast dodging >Works for all bosses
You can also block and parry, homosexual. And the bosses all have different movesets, which changes when you need to block or dodge. Thats what keeps it fresh. There's also bosses that do feints and magic attacks which are easier to block than dodge.
There's also the option to poise through attacks.
Ashes of war can help make you more effective against bosses and enemies, which is why you use them. To play in a more optimal way and die less. Some bosses also have elemental weaknesses, like the mimics.
There's ashes of war that help build status or give you invincibility frames that are more effective than a dodge.
Basically you are just a dumbass that didn't pay attention to the game, and is blaming the game for not playing in an optimal way.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>use two spears on both hands for max damage >dodge >poke >win >effectiveness of shit matters like shit because dodge-poke works ALL the time >optimal? nah dodge-poke is all you need >meawhile you try not upgrading chips and using better shots in Nier and enemies will actually repel your hits, so no dodge poking there >try dodge poking in DMC? prepare to get your ass countered because you didn't use the new shit you just got, so you actually have to vary your shit >fromdrones only like dodge souls because it's le hard >meanwhile I got through ALL of them dodge-poking, even moreso in Elden Ring the moment I have better dodging shit like Quickstep and Bloodhound's Step, but don't actually need them >dodge >dodge >poke >wiiiin >makes for shitty lore too: oh scary demigod uses flashy powerful attack only for me to...wooop...dodge it, lmfao
lemao sure thing, fromdrone
3 months ago
Anonymous
You die more often if you don't play in the optimal way
You forcing yourself to play like a stubborn moron despite other options being available and easier does not mean that the game is bad
Dodge poke works but so does blocking, and using the game's other mechanics like poising through attacks. Or magic. Or ashes of war. >meawhile you try not upgrading chips and using better shots in Nier and enemies will actually repel your hits, so no dodge poking there
I don't recall needing to do that at all.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>moron keeps spouting optimal shit >optimal shit is spamming jump pokes double spears with max attack buffs and, voila, dodging >i win, no other shit needed because, again, dodge-poke ALWAYS works. Yes, even against Rykard. Made me wish that anti-serpent spear thing was actually required so it mixed up gameplah but nah >dodge >poke >wiiiiin
sure thing, and keep seething, fromdrone. maybe git gud so you figure out the actual optimal shit.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Blocking also works
The difficulty encourages people to try new things that work for them
Dodging is skill based so it might not be optimal for everyone, or in all situations.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>try new things >casual morons resort to ashes >game is even more boring now >turns out the "difficulty" was all about dodging >mash R1 while enemy is occupied >win
lemao sure thing, fromdrone
3 months ago
Anonymous
Ashes of war that grant invincibility also require timing, gay
Bosses only become easy when you use summons
And actually, jump attacks are more effective when a boss is preoccupied
All games become easier when you play in the optimal way
3 months ago
Anonymous
And the optimal way is, say it with me, dodge-poking. Lemao.
To repeat myself again, there is nothing else you actually NEED to do to win. All you have to do is dodge and poke. Do it enough times properly, and you win. No new exciting systems to use thats crucial to proceed, no environmental things to interact, and lore that's made moot by the almighty iframes. Hell, fricking Monster Hunter of all things actually required me to bring proper shit to win, and to use it properly. Otherwise you lose precious time, or if you're a shitter, be timed out totally. Maybe that's something Souls game needs: an enrage mechanic so you actually have to do something else. But nope. The moment I figured out dual spears is the moment I went like: "ah, this game is like this eh". Frick I couldn't even enjoy the damn glorious music at times because the fight is over before it bellows. What a fricking shame.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>I don't recall needing to do that at all.
Of course you don't because you quit at Ending A
3 months ago
Anonymous
Nah, i played the whole thing
3 months ago
Anonymous
> implying you didnt get filtered.
We all know you just watched good players and are seething because you have .7 sec reaction speed.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Keep projecting, fromdrone. Don't forget your 100 phys res shield like the shitter you are.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Enemies projected at you and you couldnt roll dodge them.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Git gud normie. Try spears in both hands and be surprised how fast you kill anything. Fricking joke
3 months ago
Anonymous
I already am gud which is why I dont play it anymore. I dont have to beat a game 50 times. I bent you think dante was roll slop too since that was his dodge animation.
3 months ago
Anonymous
The fun in DMC is being able to do stylish shit. Its both optimal damage wise, and is actually fun to do. Unlike dodge.....dodge...dodge..........poke with my dual spear, their HP goes down 15%....repeat...win
Keep coping, fromdrone
3 months ago
Anonymous
Well that and you need to be stylish to get good grades. Speaking of which, you obviously didnt watch anything because this game has a special system based on your moves. Its nothing like the souls games. > implying the souls games are only about the combat
Youve been coping this whole time with a fallacious strawman because you got filtered by a game that doesn't have an easy mode. (the only way you ever beat dmc)
3 months ago
Anonymous
Oh what else is it about? "Lore" from item descriptions? Story thats always kept to the sidelines because fromdrones are afraid of reading even if not required to or, moron forbid, a skippable cutscene? Worlds that are always decrepit and dying so they never have to make a living town? In other words, its always for frommorons that just wants to kill, kill, kill, like school shooters? Yeah, thought so. Pretentious edgy teenager shit.
Keep on coping fromdrone, flopsoft games are boring and if you find them difficult at all? It's you that needs to git gud
3 months ago
Anonymous
lol you outted yourself with that one troony. git gud. > getting filtered by the exploration sections
Working overtime for free I see.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>troon card
Concession accepted, fromdrone
3 months ago
Anonymous
3 months ago
Anonymous
>WAAAAAH
shut the frick you DMCBlack person. You will never got another entry for at least 5 more years and you genre of character action game is irrelevant. >N-N-Nioh 2
Also a souls like have a nice day by putting a shotgun in your ass you fricking homosexual discordraiding tendie.
Whenever women b***h and moan about men having sexy women in their games, just say >It Wasn't made for you, men deserve their own spaces, frick off.
I don't need to hear from a 40yr old white women about what didn't "work for her" about Cortana's design. It wasn't made for her. >also; sexualized, objectified character thread. Because,men deserve their own spaces.
Men like sexy women. Thus sexy women appear in male spaces; therefore to label them as in any way "bad", is just a dishonest tactic used to attack & destroy male spaces. >Remember, they equate male inteests with negative things, because they hate men.
They don't care about "realism", "practicality", or "historicisity". So don't fall for it.
They just hate men. >men's space is the world.
Reject and dismiss. Point out that the west is gynocentric, point out that men now lag behind wonen in almost all areas now, and point out that society caters to eomen at every meaningful level. > if men enjoy sexualizing women in their own spaces, those spaces do not deserve to survive because it is inherently wrong to sexualize women.
Call her out for being sexist. Do not beat around the bush. Point out that what she just said boils down to, >men's intrests are bad >men's spaces are bad. >men are bad. >the only acceptable psychology is female
She's a bigot. Tell her that. Point out she is a hateful narrow-minded sexist, and walk away.
Reject her premise outright, and discredit her as being a hateful sexist.
Frick 'em. >Can't post in OP because the misandrist janny hates these threads; but the last three gor over 500 posts, so we're clearly onto something.
For future reference, most people don't browse fullscreen. Screencaps shouldn't be wider than 1000 pixels otherwise people end up having to either change their browser's dimensions or scroll left and right over and over again.
For future reference, most people don't browse fullscreen. Screencaps shouldn't be wider than 1000 pixels otherwise people end up having to either change their browser's dimensions or scroll left and right over and over again.
>numbers numbers >I only play games that millions of other people play in order to affirm my own tastes
I'll repeat myself. No shit. And once again I don't care. It's not a game for you. It's a game for me. It wouldn't matter if I was the only person who played it.
You're acting like this game is a problem. Your obsession with numbers just exposes your insecurity. You don't play games for the inherent value of the experience. If you play them at all you play them for the validation of others. You don't speak for anybody in this hobby because you're not a part of it. You're a cancer growing on the side of it.
>Pornhub... >only two defaulting options for places that probably don't even have wide spread internet
Why are white "stats" and infographics always nefarious and flawed?
I bet if dick size was incorporated into this books and butts bullshit that would also turn back hilarious results, but i don't trust these graphics in the first place.
can someone actually explain that? why western most western countries seem to learn more towards breasts and less developed countries more towards ass (with exceptions like india)
Probably has to do with what women show off. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that the same map perfectly describes breast sizes, with red countries being smaller breasts.
Have you seen Latina/African women? They tend to have way bigger asses than white women do. Whites have big breasted women so they're more attracted to breasts, non-whites have women with fat asses so they prefer those. It's not rocket science.
sexual selection doesnt apply to women, because one guy can breed thousands of women and guys dont really care what a woman is like when it comes to busting a nut in her nasty c**t
It's strategic. If I were at war and an enemy female soldier approached me wearing that and looking like that with her hips swaying, even if someone were screaming in my ear to shoot her I can't say for certain I would pull the trigger. The coom runs deep in my veins.
Why isn't this game coming out for PC? This is the kind of game that PC players deserve, who have gotten nothing but ports for a decade. We need an explanaition as too why this is being held on bad inferior hardware like PS5. This studio that make this need to realize they could make so much more money if they put this on PC instead of an old system that noone has. This being Playstation exclusive makes no sense .,
You don't deserve anything. You can't even restrain yourselves from shitting up any thread dedicated to a game that is even loosely associated with consoles.
I'm seeing no decent screenshots either even though the game's already out. Just OP and one other thread all day. Only decent influx of pics was the few frames taken from the last trailer. Nier Automata by comparison had loads of screenshots and gifs of 2B from just the demo.
Like shit they showed off half a dozen sexy outfits for the mc in a trailer and even that wasn't enough to get the r34 engines churning.
Wrong.
You can "seed" it by having a few key artists draw stuff, get a meme or two going, not that I'd expect that out some random asiatic dev.
It's more of the f2p gacha marketing tactic.
Black person she has like twice the meat of the anorexic b***h on the left. what are you talking about? right is a nice athletic body type with just the right amount of fat, left looks unattractive
It also has to do with how much of a physical culture there is because working out literally gives you a better ass, there's probably more factors at work too.
>Open Stellar Blade thread >A bunch of gays complaining about exclusivity >Be me >Owns Xbox Series S >Owns Nintendo Switch >Owns PS5 >Own PC with RTX 3080ti
Man I must say... life is truly good when you can have anything and everything.
I hope it succeeds even if the story is trash just so the profit minded corporates get their head back in the game and we get hot people in our games again.
Do you guys GENUINELY BELIEVE that journalist wont shit all over this game for being too sexualized????????
I bet resetera troons are seething right now that sony funded this lmao
Wrong. They won't be saying two shits if they want to keep their shitty barely above minimum wage "careers". Sony is funding this game and marketing it. They simply will not allow that level of criticism toward the game. Sony wants this game to sell.
Because they're homos, troons and because anything their enemy likes it bad. Who is their enemy? Straight males for one. Therefore anything straight males like is bad; it's "problematic" aka sinful.
But do you care about male sexualization? It makes no sense why they do.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I told you, they're ideologues. Nothing makes sense until you understand they see (You) as the enemy and everything you like and enjoy. See this list for who they hate and all things associated with it.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>privilege is invisible for those who have it
sounds about right
do women and minorities even realize the shit they get away with?
3 months ago
Anonymous
It's the other way around it. That list is who they define as having Power and they seek Power for its own sake. So therefore, (You) are their enemy if you are any (or multiple) of the above. And anything contrary to that list is "good". See how this works? Similar to how only whites can be racist, only women can ever be sexualized.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>privilege is a set of unearned benefits
Male privilege is real and it is earned
3 months ago
Anonymous
Male privilege does exist but it has nothing to do with the shit these freaks cry about. Male privilege is being 40 years old, not working out a single day in your life, eat like shit, spend all day at a computer, be a generally unhealthy sack of shit, AND STILL being physically stronger than just about any woman on the planet.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I don't think male sexualization exists. If it does I never notice it. Funny how that works being a heterosexual male; what men look like doesn't even register to me.
Because they're homos, troons and because anything their enemy likes it bad. Who is their enemy? Straight males for one. Therefore anything straight males like is bad; it's "problematic" aka sinful.
Literally brainwashing. Someone identified a pattern but convinced them its something (sexism) other than what it actually is (normal fricking human attraction). They've also been convinced that male sexualization is something that spawns from and benefits men as well. Basically men are the issue in their eyes no matter what way you slice it. They're convinced that since these are fictional females, its bad for them to be sexualized at all (since these wimun have no say!). They believe all fictional people should essentially be ugly and not sexual at all. Dead serious. It is literally a mental illness, sold to them as enlightened thinking and warped them into basically being sub-human.
Its really not that complicated. They just hate men in general and take pleasure in ruining things they enjoy. That is all it takes to get most of the idiots on board, an excuse to aggravate men.
Do you guys GENUINELY BELIEVE that journalist wont shit all over this game for being too sexualized????????
I bet resetera troons are seething right now that sony funded this lmao
everyone fully expects them to
wich is why people really hope game is also good
if the dissonance is way to great, people's faith in journos will take a huge hit and further discredit them
its already thing as is
holy shit I love how it tricks your brain into thinking one of the colors is the skin and the other color is skin colored suit but then you feel the opposite, it's like a constant state of nakedness and non nakedness at the same time
best outfit in the game
please pc version soon
You're mentally moronic if you think that's going to make it into the game.
I'm already drafting a blogpost to the ESG groups and they'll be sure to shut it down.
koreaslop so it will be a shit game. but damn they do their best to convince me to buy it anyway just for this. not that I will, but the sexualization is on point
I don't want porn while I'm playing games, I just want sexy characters that are nice to look at. The whole "just go watch porn" meme is so obnoxious. Ecchi =/= porn and if you can't stop yourself from jerking off because you saw a hot girl in a game that's a you problem.
This shit is gonna flop. No disrespect to the dev nor the game, i think it looks like a fun game, kinda like Nier / Souls. But the reality is, this game will flop because it's a PS5 exclusive. FF7 Rebirth flopped and it was one of the most anticipated games of this year. Even fricking Sony knows this, that's why they wanna push Sony made games to PC as earlier as possible. If Squeenix didn't sign an exclusive platform deal with Sony, i bet FF7 Rebirth will be release on PC in the second quarter.
It's unreal that trannies and sjws never shut up about fascism and oppression, and yet they spend all day trying to control the lives of straight white men. They really are fricked in the head.
>koreaslop
Anon, this game will be forgotten as soon as it comes out. And if there’s any lasting memory of this generic slop, it will ultimately just end up in random waifu threads instead of her own.
Parasitic infections from cats are said to increase testosterone levels. You've got some nice gains, but you should see a doctor. You probably have some kinds of cat-worms and your cat is unhealthy.
>your cat is unhealthy
We are very healthy, we go to the vet every 6 months.
We don't care if our host has parasites, we haven't visited a human doctor in years
What makes this hotter for me is knowing this model is based on a real woman. There's was a woman wearing a skin tight body suit used to model this. I don't think it will be the second coming of 2B, but enjoy your game.
>PS5 exclusive >Entire thread is just being horny about a shitty plastic doll design >Gameplay is just a slop-type character action game with zero depth
This is the most obvious shilling I've seen on Ganker for a while. And they couldn't even bother to shill for a game that's actually decent.
Anon, she looks like a barbie doll that got plastic surgery to look like every generic korean woman out there. There are many better character action games out there with far better sexy woman designs than this slop. Get some taste.
Literally any of those are within the past like 7 years and completely blow the frick out of the designs in Stellar Blade. And if you're argument is that they're not recent enough: That's not an excuse for diving into pure slop.
And like I said, I already played them ages ago and have moved on like any sane person. Do you expect me the play the same games over and over until I am 80? I also grew up playing korean mmos because I am a filipino and it was what we had.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I said I expect you to get some taste, moron. You're gobbling up shovels of shit because it's new, not because it's good. I gave you examples of recent games with better designs and you're whining about something completely different.
3 months ago
Anonymous
And like I said, I already played those games. Why the frick would I care about something I already played and don't care about anymore?
3 months ago
Anonymous
I said I expect you to get some taste, moron. You're gobbling up shovels of shit because it's new, not because it's good. I gave you examples of recent games with better designs and you're whining about something completely different.
Also you are fricking moronic if you think bayo 3, DMC5 or Hi Fi Rush has sexier females. You dont even get to play as Lady in DMC5. So the only thing of worth in your post in Nier and I played that game back in 2017.
3 months ago
Anonymous
DMC 4 females mog the shit out of SB girls, and both are playable there.
3 months ago
Anonymous
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Why are you dcinside gays here? There are plenty of decent Korean games you could be pushing like Project Moon shit. Instead you're pushing generic korean action game slop #321.
[...]
Anon, if you think a generic plastic surgery-faced model is somehow better then you truly have no hope. Someone should post the image of all the women looking exactly the same because of plastic surgery.
Now compare the player models to the one in OP. Did you fricking miss the threads on Ganker making fun of the dmc 5 girls looking like trannies? Also if you think korean designs are hideous and then let me tell you that bayo is worse. Literally no one but Kamiya thinks she's hot. Her proportions are so fricking uncanny it borders alienish. Not to mention the only thing people remember about Hifi Rush is the fricking cat.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Also dmc3 Lady>every other Lady
Who's the one with poor taste now dipshit
3 months ago
Anonymous
kek, nice deflection homosexual. Try and make it less obvious that you're just shitposting next time troony.
Nice try xbox I bought every copy so no one, not even you can enjoy it now! Also make sure you save gaming Gankerros! Rev guys! Sweet baby inc. Microplastics!
>modern games release in an unfinished state >wait for post release patches and play the best version of the game
Yeah, I'll wait but thanks for beta testing
>i-its just Stellarblade >i-its just Gravity Rush 1& 2 >i-its just Bloodborne >i-its just MGS4 >i-its just The Last Guardian >i-its just Vanillaware games >i-its just Deraciné >i-its just Astrobot
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>not out but webm shows it's slow >1 is emulatable and both will probably get ported >besides Lies of P, we've gotten Sekiro, Nioh 1 and 2 AND Elden Ring since, plus alt shit like Code Vein, so the novelty is gone >emulatable AND cutscenes on youtube >LOL >LOL >LOL >LOL
Why are you dcinside gays here? There are plenty of decent Korean games you could be pushing like Project Moon shit. Instead you're pushing generic korean action game slop #321.
[...]
Also you are fricking moronic if you think bayo 3, DMC5 or Hi Fi Rush has sexier females. You dont even get to play as Lady in DMC5. So the only thing of worth in your post in Nier and I played that game back in 2017.
Anon, if you think a generic plastic surgery-faced model is somehow better then you truly have no hope. Someone should post the image of all the women looking exactly the same because of plastic surgery.
[...]
Now compare the player models to the one in OP. Did you fricking miss the threads on Ganker making fun of the dmc 5 girls looking like trannies? Also if you think korean designs are hideous and then let me tell you that bayo is worse. Literally no one but Kamiya thinks she's hot. Her proportions are so fricking uncanny it borders alienish. Not to mention the only thing people remember about Hifi Rush is the fricking cat.
>OH YEAH BUT WHATABOUT WHATABOUT WHATABOUT
ad-fricking-nauseam
also Bayo might have giraffe proportions but I do find her attractive and her first game fun.
>Is hentai
*Hack n Slash Musuo/Third Person Water Gun Kusoge. >OK BUT AAA
goalpost shift, but Granblue Relink is pretty fun if you want Monster Hunter with alt grinding.
Anon you're the one who starter this what about shit in the first place. Also you chose the wrong game too because Bayo only looked remotely attractive 2 instead of some freak runway model fashionista.
Wrong, because I value gameplay over looks, and 2 was piss easy and 1 is moddable so the cuter haircut is a non-issue.
https://www.nexusmods.com/bayonetta/mods/42
Listen snoy, but there's these things (that I mentioned in that post and pic) called mods..
>Wrong, because I value gameplay over looks
So you admit that the girls in your games aren't necessarily hotter and sexier than the girls in Stellar Blade then?
I have the Jeanne mod installed, so no.
3 months ago
Anonymous
That looks astoundingly ugly. I don't think you have any standing here to question anyone else's tastes.
3 months ago
Anonymous
You defend 2, you had no ground to begin with.
3 months ago
Anonymous
NTA, Bayonetta has only been hot in 1 and even then less then easily less than Stellar Blade.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Wrong and wrong, she's hotter in 2 but 2 isn't a great game. And she mogs John Blade, she actually emotes for one.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>she actually emotes for one.
Ok so you haven't actually seen anything of the game and are just shitposting. Thanks for letting me know your opinion is worthless. Also dog shit taste. Bayo 2 Bayo sucks.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Most of the trailers and gamplay videos that exceed 10 minutes are 85-90% cutscenes, you aren't fooling anyone. Bayo 2 Bayo > Beehive Bayo and that's just a fact of not being a colossal moron.
Shit we haven't even touched gameplay speculation.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>canned animation with zero gameplay >KINO!! KINO!! PURE KINO!!!
That's just Vindictus but with better graphics. No one remembers Vindictus and for good reason.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I do, as well as dozens of korean mmos I grew up with. I remember being annoyed as frick that I needed a vpn just to play Vindictus and back in 2011 VPNs wer absolute shit that could disconnect you randomly.
>Wrong, because I value gameplay over looks
So you admit that the girls in your games aren't necessarily hotter and sexier than the girls in Stellar Blade then?
Anon you're the one who starter this what about shit in the first place. Also you chose the wrong game too because Bayo only looked remotely attractive 2 instead of some freak runway model fashionista.
Senran kagura is hentai and only exception lmao
Name one recent AAA or fighting etc
Senran Kagura is dead and the models looks like trash since everyone has copy pasted bodies.
If you wanted to actually say a good game with hot women you should have just said Nioh and Ninja Gaiden Sigma
>is dead
and yet the games are still all over store and easily accessible. Gee wonder what those Senran devs are doing >gacha
Ah, thanks asiaticS and CHINKS.
Yeah. It's really funny that they think they're fooling anyone. Eve just looks like a normal human Asian woman, there's nothing off putting about her design and anyone pretending she isn't hot is actually delusional. Tifa and Aerith have this thousand yard stare that looks kind of uncanny. They really need to find a new doompost cause the current one sure as shit isn't working.
another example, this is as close to an objective 10/10 female body as i think its possible to get and she has much wider shoulders than the game character
another example, this is as close to an objective 10/10 female body as i think its possible to get and she has much wider shoulders than the game character
That's true but shoulder width depends on early childhood physical activity and some women don't have shoulders that wide. In fact, wide shoulders are a mark of testosterone and masculinity as men always have wider shoulders than women do.
The tl;dr is that a female character not having wide shoulders isn't the end of the world because they're not the gender to have those physical characteristics to begin with.
>I made one out of three possible mistakes since the ps2, take that!!
bravo?
You called me a console warrior so i proved that i don't give a frick about what you emulate or how many grapes you think there are. All i'm saying is that you're butthurt you can't play this game and so you call it shit despite it looking like a basic souls game, a genre everybody likes for the most part. When and if it comes to PC you'll be the first to play it too.
another example, this is as close to an objective 10/10 female body as i think its possible to get and she has much wider shoulders than the game character
is not "wide shoulders", it's normal for an adult female
the game character does not have normal shoulders, she has child shoulders
another example, this is as close to an objective 10/10 female body as i think its possible to get and she has much wider shoulders than the game character is not "wide shoulders", it's normal for an adult female
The guy has been drawing characters like this for a decade+
If you handled Bayonetta fine, you can handle Eve as well.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Bayonetta has less uncanny proportions than this character, even though Bayo is an openly stylized artsy design whereas this game is pursuing photorealism in its character rendering.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Bayonetta has less uncanny proportions than this character
Guffaw. I'm starting to sense seethe because Eve is tailor made for a male audience whereas Bayonetta isn't. >whereas this game is pursuing photorealism in its character rendering
It's pursuing creating a character for a specific audience as per the interviews the head of the studio gave. All this looking for shit to complain about, i can't help but think that if Eve looked like Aloy, nobody would care at all about the design.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>i can't help but think that if Eve looked like Aloy, nobody would care at all about the design.
Dunno what this means, Aloy is fricking hideous. But yes, Bayo has a much more realistic bone structure than this character - wider shoulders ans less exaggeratedly massive hips/thighs. Particularly in the context of an acrobatic action game, Bayo is much more believable as a lithe agile character, whereas Eve looks like she would just lose balance and fall over if she tried to do a flip or whatever.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Bayo is much more believable as a lithe agile character,
Never seen ultra tall people irl? they can't even walk properly. Still, we're talking about a video game woman doing backflips while swordfighting zipper head monsters. I'm not too concerned about realism, especially since it's a woman in a battlefield.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Never seen ultra tall people irl? they can't even walk properly
You've never heard of basketball I take it
3 months ago
Anonymous
Ye but basketball players don't look like bayonetta. Bayo looks more like picrelated than Michael Jordan or Shaq.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Bayo looks much taller than she is thanks to her giant heels, and even with those she is shorter than Luca in game.
3 months ago
Anonymous
The point is that Eve looks like someone who can actually do stuff instead of shamble around and then die.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Eve looks like someone who can actually do stuff
I disagree, her center of mass is way off for any kind of acrobatic moves, she is extremely bottom-heavy.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>her center of mass is way off
Even if that were true, she's way better off than Bayo, again if we talk about realism here. Also her shoulders and hips are on point, you're being confused by the thighs.
It was extremely basic because you basically unlock all your melee combos from the get go. I wasn't a fan on how most of the abilities were related to your droid. They should have given us more unlockable moves and finishers. It's made even worse thwt you also play 1/3rd of the game as 9s who basically halves what limited melee combos you had in exchange for the shit hacking.
Day 1 patch will censor it completely. Its sony. Why the frick are people falling for this obvious bait and switch. Sony lives in California. They have to censor this or a screeching blue hair will minecraft creeper themselves in their corporate lobby.
10 years ago i would say eve looks too exaggerated but with NIGGE pushing it to moronic levels while the rest of the industry does everything in its power to suppress le hecking male gaze i think stellar blade looks great
still waiting for the pc version though
And? Do the thicker thighs and thinner shoulders make her look more childlike to you? You know both of those things are more adultlike than they are not right?
Asians typically hold their age very well for one, just look at Masahiro Sakurai in any of his Smash Bros character videos. You'd never think the dude was in his 50's. Those people are probably also extremely fricking sheltered and exposed to very specific rhetoric, so they literally don't have perspective on what a 15 year old Korean female should look like vs. a 35 year old one.
>ps5
lol exactly
I'll play it on pc in a year
shouldn't it come to pc eventually?
it's timed exclusive, right?
it probably will but it's not announced. there was no timed exclusive asterisk this time. it could end up like one of those games that just never comes to pc, like bloodborne or demon's souls. sony seems to like porting western games but not Asian ones for some reason.
>there was no timed exclusive asterisk this time
The things is, it was originally announced for all platforms and you can hardly say Sony is averse to PC these days. I'm considering the possibility this was GayBen's doing.
You moronic?
Steam is full of fricking tentacles porn games these days.
Imagine being obnoxious about being poor
Imagine playing games at 10 fps
SNES doom is soul
Imagine purchasing a Sony console in 2024
Imagine purchasing one ever
why are pc homosexuals so fricking obnoxious?
They’re only obnoxious because for some reason you keep pretending there is a legit reason to own a console anymore
I dont like denuvo.
>i don't like DRM
>so I will buy a completely locked-down box with absolute vendor control
news flash homosexual, nobody likes it, people DO like pirated denuvo free "consol exclusive" games on PC kek, get on with the times grandpa
there's plenty of valid reasons to own a console
name me one
doesn't cost thousands of bucks for starters, don't have to wait years for a port, most times the pc port is shit until it gets fixed
>doesn't cost thousands of bucks for starters
kek, what do you just by the console as is and use it as a paperweight?
Dude, it only costs more now but it saves money later. It's called an investment. You get free shit on PC.
You pay less upfront for consoles, but you wind up spending hundreds if not thousands of dollars on overpriced games that rarely go on sale/can't ever pirate.
You're a fricking dumb money-wasting c**t if you think consoles are less expensive.
Save your breath, anon. This moron will not read what you say and just reply with some flavor of "seethe" xitterspeak, and then proceed to make one of those shit, uneducated threads with a pic of the steam logo titled
>AIIIIEEEEEEEE MY GAAAAAMES
>EVERY multiplayer game on PC is full of shitters, chinks, russians, cheaters and hackers
>you keep pretending there is a legit reason to own a console anymore
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PORT THIS GAME TO PC HOW FRICKING DARE YOU MAKE THIS GAME AN EXCLUSIVE
Black person I own a PS5 so I can play games like this day 1. You don't get to have it both ways. Like I get it, PC absolutely BTFO's console gaming but don't be a hypocrite port begging every time you run into an exclusive you want. Stick to your guns anon. If there's no reason to buy a PS5, you don't need to care about these games.
>day one, full price, stuck on that disc, modless
what a flex
>day one
Yes, that's a good thing
>full price
So you're the kind of homosexual who waits for every game to go on a Steam sale before buying them? Then why does it matter when it comes to PC
>stuck on that disc
Yes, it's based I know, imagine trying to pretend physical media is a bad thing.
>modless
I'll pirate it when it comes to PC. Did that with Nioh 2 when I got it day one on PS4.
>I'll pirate it when it comes to PC. Did that with Nioh 2 when I got it day one on PS4.
That alone is redundant and moronic.
https://www.gamesradar.com/ps5-exclusives/
Playing a game again is not redundant. Thats the whole point of an interactive medium. It is dynamic and you can replay it for further enjoyment.
Why do you still live in the 90s? Consoles are just shittier PC owned by (brand) these day
pc is obviously the better choice.
consoles are just shit and have nothing good to offer, especially now because they all go multiplat(except nintendo)
If it was that good you wouldn’t be on Ganker constantly trying to autisticly shill it
>PC is "better"
Yes, they're stronger than consoles sure, but "better" is subjective and will always be an opinion no matter how much you homosexual think it's the gospel.
Why is it obnoxious that people have noticed a pattern of Sony exclusives being ported to PC
Because its completely irrelevant to the conversation about the content of a game.
If you want to be a second-class citizen constantly waiting for a shit port then be that plebian but in silence, please.
Remind me what group of people were throwing a temper tantrum when Sony first party games started getting pc ports
That was obvious false flagging.
They're called the beggar race for a reason
You mean Sony fans? Begging to get their games OFF of PC because they know that’s all they actually have
Why are console cucks still paying [brand] to play online?
>MUH PC MUSTARD RACE (even though I get bad ports of what console chads get with denuvo and other spyware) and nvidia fricks me in the ass harder and harder with each new GPU iteration and fake technology
Do you somehow think that the consoles you buy are immune to the leveraging of the GPU manufacturers?
Both consoles use AMD apus and don't pay retail, so literally yes.
You are literally wrong. AMD does the same shit, just delayed. Do you think consoles got more expensive because of the controllers?
>Anon McSchmuck gets the same deal as Sony and Xbox
>AMD isn't interested in profiting
The fact that you look at nvidia like they're the bad guys and AMD like they're the saviors tells me everything I need to know about you. You're a biased fanboy that doesn't have any common sense. Buying in bulk direct from the manufacturer doesn't stop AMD from raising their prices. They can do whatever they want, and they have, because the only other alternative is nvidia. That's what it means to have a duopoly. Like I fricking said, did you think consoles got more expensive because of the controllers? They all use AMD. AMD does the same thing nvidia does
>with each new GPU iteration and fake technology
Pay attention, moron.
It's amazing that you choose to live in an inferior world and then seethe at people who are superior to you.
>obnoxious
I don't even recognize that as something I need to concern myself with. This is what we call a "You problem", not a "Me problem". Have you considered not being a poorgay?
cause homosexuals like you keep falling for b8.
t.pol was here
>pol boogeyman
Take your meds
/misc/ is the only respectable board on this site.
cringe kys
based
Because they always feel the need to try feel good about themselves because PC doesn't have shit to play on it.
>why are pc homosexuals so fricking obnoxious?
not even a PC gay but the PS5 is the first Sony console Im skipping. no reason to buy one. Im very interested in Stellar Blade but it shouldn't have been an exclusive Sony don't own shit they jusy moneyhatted a small developer and tried to censor the game
Consoles will never have the sheer performance and flexibility pc can push out.
I don't mind waiting.
>why are pc homosexuals so fricking obnoxious?
Sour grapes and coping. If they can't have the toy, it better be shit otherwise tantrum and shit flinging.
Imagine being proud of one (1) grape on a vine, that may drop into the fox's mouth given time.
May
We dont know what sont is going to do if this game inevitably bombs and thinks the cost of porting is not worth the hassle. Look at Gravity Rush.
I had GR on Vita, it's not that nuts. It's fun but I'm not kvetching for it, we're just now getting Lollipop Chainsaw ported and I didn't exactly want it before but I'll get it now because I liked it enough. But the 'may' weighs heavily on Sony sure, but their console is shitting the bed and another console so soon is nearly triple dipping when support to the PS4 right now is still a seller for most gamers.
Thats exactly what I'm saying. I used to want to play e-girlpop chainsaw but the game was so rare that not even playasia had it in stock and the game was forever jailed to the ps3. By the time they announced that this 10+ year old game is finally being remastered, I dont really give a shit about it anymore. People in general dont care for old games. Look at how quickly interest for remakes like RE4 or P3 died down compared to actual new games like ER or BG3.
By the time Stellar Blade does get ported to PC I will already be playing and enjoying something else.
I like old games if there's a proper and definitive way to play them, hence why I like ports. Proper widescreen, proper framerates, blur/screen shake/FoV/, and all sorts of settings plus mods are also there.
>ER
>new
It's turning 2 in 15 days. Not being a huge dick but RE4make is a completely different game than 4, it's completely new. And P5 is so huge with normal gay weebs, you better believe they'll dip their toes in P3.
>By the time Stellar Blade does get ported to PC I will already be playing and enjoying something else.
It's not a race, I'm not trying to experience this shit with the hive, that's fricking gay.
>they think i'm a console warrior when the PS5 is the first console i've bought since the ps2
>I made one out of three possible mistakes since the ps2, take that!!
bravo?
Sony isn't Nintendo.
We're not emulating your games. You don't have anything.
games are built for pcs, then downgraded for poor people who can only afford splurging their wagies once a year
you are the cancer of the industry I cant wait until exclusivity is a relic of the past of a time where ‘people’ who are too stupid to click in 4 computers parts into a box was too much for their tiktok brain to comprehend and they sell you prebuilt pcs essentially with a playstation label on it
Pc is what's killing gaming you absolute moron. Pchomosexuals keep getting scammed by nvidia into buying bigger and more expansive shit just to beg every video game ever to be le realistic grafix 4k 240fps shit that makes your 3500$ build worth the investment.
Meanwhile all you use it for is Ganker, indieshit, emulating tendieshit and pirating snoy garbage lmao. Pctards ruined everything
>le
>$3500 build
>indies are bad...because!
>emulating is bad because....TENDIES!
>piracy is bad because....SNOY
>PC REEEEEE
LuL, snoi do think liek dat doe-beyit.
lol the new dragons dogma minimum req is a 1070
if you have any build in the past 5 and maybe even 10 years made with the same price or less as the latest console you can run any modern shit along with all the benefits an open modding platform allows
consoles keep franchises hostage and the unwashed mass of morons shell out $600+ to play (1) exclusive depending on the day, it was more a few years ago until they conceded that underpowered consoles are deadends for platform growth and started sharing a cut with gabe newell
>3500$ build
Bro most games can be played with 500$ or below for 1080p max graphical settings at 60fps. Midrange from 4 years ago will already be good enough for this decade easily. Parts are cheap now to buy because the GPU prices are crashing for once.
they’re closet gays
they are obnoxious, but they are also right unfortunately. consoles and especially exclusives fricking suck and should be boykottet. i dont want to buy the same shitty device twice, just because the brand is different and the exclusives are different. i also dont want to buy shitty bing bing wahoo hardware that cant run anything that has graphics that are better than 2012 era. and games like MH rise get butchered in their looks just to run on that shit device due to exclusivity deals.
and not to forget than I can pay twice for my internet just play online on consoles. they are an inexcusable shitshow and I hate that i was dumb enough to buy ones myself. never again. its only worth to buy consoles if you are a casual gamer who is fine with one console and the games they offer
UM, HELLO? HR DEPARTMENT?
>Transbox
>can pay a 3K PC
>cry for buying a $500 console
lmao
>supporting sony
>putting all their woke slop on hiatus
>layoffs across most of those studios
>willing to publish Stellar Blade of all things
I didn't buy TLOU2 and I didn't buy Spiderman 2, I'm putting my money where my mouth is.
Where is Japan Studio?
They're Bokeh Game Studio now.
The ideal (but long shot) scenario is that Gravity Rush 2 was just ahead of it's time and the remaster sells gangbusters forcing Sony to crawl back to them on better terms. kek
Axed by CA tr@nnies, dead.
>PCtards claim Ganker is full of consolebros
>first post seconds after the thread is made is a PCtard
>has to shitpost because he can't play games
it must be miserable being a gaming vegan
>hehe huge faceless corporation is limiting options for no purpose other than to double dip. users of [platform] are vegans
>is limiting options
is that option steam, the only billion dollar platform that produces absolutely nothing?
>vegan
Ganker is more like the cuck chair of gaming:
>people enjoy FF VII R
>timed exclusive cries Ganker & r/PCMR as they patiently wait their turn
>people enjoy GOT
>timed exclusive cries Ganker & r/PCMR as they patiently wait their turn
>people enjoy Stellar Blade
>timed exclusive cries Ganker & r/PCMR as they patiently wait their turn
>people enjoy GTAVI
>timed exclusive cries Ganker & r/PCMR as they patiently wait their turn
think about it, anons often realize the more they stay on Ganker the less games they play. you guys become literal gaming cucks watching other people having fun. lol i just checked how PCMR subreddit has 10 million users
Yes that’s correct. Stellar Blade has already been preordered and I will be playing GTA6 on day 1 as well.
>all those seething Snoy replies
Kek
Yea we will be playing this dress up simulator on better hardware while Sony continues to port and release their games day and date on PC so you can play Black personman 3 in 2028
you have weak genes
>*proud cuck noises
powerful
>*proud cuck noises
powerful
Meanwhile, I will play this game on the platform its meant to be played, with mods - while Sony puts all their games there too lol
Wait, is this an actual exclusive? No PS4 version either? Holy shit, is the PS5 finally being a proper console after all this time?
it's ending soon.
https://www.ign.com/articles/ps5-entering-the-latter-stage-of-its-life-cycle-sony-says
The fricking thing is getting killed before it started living. What a clown fest.
FF16, Spider 2 and Demon soul don't have Ps4 versions
>735 games
Favorite one?
Mortal kombat shaolin monks, it's not on Ps5
>armsnoy seething about pc again
BASED
Post body.
>Holy shit, is the PS5 finally being a proper console
it won't. it is a limited time exclusive that will flop hard
>the seethe is searing their brains
>IT WILL FLOPPP!! FLOPP FLOPP!! AHHHHHH!! FLOPPPPP!!
lmfao you fricking clowns
did he died?
No, but that was a helluva head butt at that speed.
breasts too small
actual game is pretty boring though. hallway dark souls clone.
>actual game is pretty boring though. hallway dark souls clone
im not coping with anything dumbass. im just saying the game looks pretty boring.
Watch the gameplay demo. dude walks past a copy pasted room twice not 20 seconds away.
im still gonna buy it but damn am i left unimpressed.
>im still gonna buy it but damn am i left unimpressed.
really dude?
I'll reserve judgement until the game comes out
Same gameplay just look very genric like one of those gacha game and i get it character design is very sexy but when you're playing it you won't be seeing all those ass and breasts clearly
>but when you're playing it you won't be seeing all those ass and breasts clearly
You underestimate my power.
gacha games have way worse gameplay
Dark souls is one of my favorite games.
That means your opinion on video games can be instantly discarded
Cope, dark souls is based
Souls likes are some of the best games in the ARPG genre
>dodge
>poke
>win
>works for ALL bosses
lemao sure thing
So? Much better than one button mash ARPG games where all you do is stand and attack
Dodging means you actually have to observe the enemy, and that they pose a threat to you.
There's also blocking, parrying, magic, and ashes of war. You can even poise through everything if you have the right build
Not to mention needing to heal, which also requires spacing from the enemy
Being reductive is all you gays can do
Most ARPGs suck, which is why dark souls stands out.
>dodge
>poke
>works for all bosses
>no need for complicated character planning nor any Ashes of War actually needed because Dodge Poke ALWAYS works
>other ARPGs actually need you to engage with any new shit they present to you as you go along the game
>dodge-poke is b-b-better!
lemao sure thing, fromdrone
>other ARPGs actually need you to engage with any new shit they present to you as you go along the game
You don't need to engage with anything, just stand and attack. Maybe back away to heal sometimes.
Dark souls has atleast dodging
>Works for all bosses
You can also block and parry, homosexual. And the bosses all have different movesets, which changes when you need to block or dodge. Thats what keeps it fresh. There's also bosses that do feints and magic attacks which are easier to block than dodge.
There's also the option to poise through attacks.
Ashes of war can help make you more effective against bosses and enemies, which is why you use them. To play in a more optimal way and die less. Some bosses also have elemental weaknesses, like the mimics.
There's ashes of war that help build status or give you invincibility frames that are more effective than a dodge.
Basically you are just a dumbass that didn't pay attention to the game, and is blaming the game for not playing in an optimal way.
>use two spears on both hands for max damage
>dodge
>poke
>win
>effectiveness of shit matters like shit because dodge-poke works ALL the time
>optimal? nah dodge-poke is all you need
>meawhile you try not upgrading chips and using better shots in Nier and enemies will actually repel your hits, so no dodge poking there
>try dodge poking in DMC? prepare to get your ass countered because you didn't use the new shit you just got, so you actually have to vary your shit
>fromdrones only like dodge souls because it's le hard
>meanwhile I got through ALL of them dodge-poking, even moreso in Elden Ring the moment I have better dodging shit like Quickstep and Bloodhound's Step, but don't actually need them
>dodge
>dodge
>poke
>wiiiin
>makes for shitty lore too: oh scary demigod uses flashy powerful attack only for me to...wooop...dodge it, lmfao
lemao sure thing, fromdrone
You die more often if you don't play in the optimal way
You forcing yourself to play like a stubborn moron despite other options being available and easier does not mean that the game is bad
Dodge poke works but so does blocking, and using the game's other mechanics like poising through attacks. Or magic. Or ashes of war.
>meawhile you try not upgrading chips and using better shots in Nier and enemies will actually repel your hits, so no dodge poking there
I don't recall needing to do that at all.
>moron keeps spouting optimal shit
>optimal shit is spamming jump pokes double spears with max attack buffs and, voila, dodging
>i win, no other shit needed because, again, dodge-poke ALWAYS works. Yes, even against Rykard. Made me wish that anti-serpent spear thing was actually required so it mixed up gameplah but nah
>dodge
>poke
>wiiiiin
sure thing, and keep seething, fromdrone. maybe git gud so you figure out the actual optimal shit.
Blocking also works
The difficulty encourages people to try new things that work for them
Dodging is skill based so it might not be optimal for everyone, or in all situations.
>try new things
>casual morons resort to ashes
>game is even more boring now
>turns out the "difficulty" was all about dodging
>mash R1 while enemy is occupied
>win
lemao sure thing, fromdrone
Ashes of war that grant invincibility also require timing, gay
Bosses only become easy when you use summons
And actually, jump attacks are more effective when a boss is preoccupied
All games become easier when you play in the optimal way
And the optimal way is, say it with me, dodge-poking. Lemao.
To repeat myself again, there is nothing else you actually NEED to do to win. All you have to do is dodge and poke. Do it enough times properly, and you win. No new exciting systems to use thats crucial to proceed, no environmental things to interact, and lore that's made moot by the almighty iframes. Hell, fricking Monster Hunter of all things actually required me to bring proper shit to win, and to use it properly. Otherwise you lose precious time, or if you're a shitter, be timed out totally. Maybe that's something Souls game needs: an enrage mechanic so you actually have to do something else. But nope. The moment I figured out dual spears is the moment I went like: "ah, this game is like this eh". Frick I couldn't even enjoy the damn glorious music at times because the fight is over before it bellows. What a fricking shame.
>I don't recall needing to do that at all.
Of course you don't because you quit at Ending A
Nah, i played the whole thing
> implying you didnt get filtered.
We all know you just watched good players and are seething because you have .7 sec reaction speed.
Keep projecting, fromdrone. Don't forget your 100 phys res shield like the shitter you are.
Enemies projected at you and you couldnt roll dodge them.
Git gud normie. Try spears in both hands and be surprised how fast you kill anything. Fricking joke
I already am gud which is why I dont play it anymore. I dont have to beat a game 50 times. I bent you think dante was roll slop too since that was his dodge animation.
The fun in DMC is being able to do stylish shit. Its both optimal damage wise, and is actually fun to do. Unlike dodge.....dodge...dodge..........poke with my dual spear, their HP goes down 15%....repeat...win
Keep coping, fromdrone
Well that and you need to be stylish to get good grades. Speaking of which, you obviously didnt watch anything because this game has a special system based on your moves. Its nothing like the souls games.
> implying the souls games are only about the combat
Youve been coping this whole time with a fallacious strawman because you got filtered by a game that doesn't have an easy mode. (the only way you ever beat dmc)
Oh what else is it about? "Lore" from item descriptions? Story thats always kept to the sidelines because fromdrones are afraid of reading even if not required to or, moron forbid, a skippable cutscene? Worlds that are always decrepit and dying so they never have to make a living town? In other words, its always for frommorons that just wants to kill, kill, kill, like school shooters? Yeah, thought so. Pretentious edgy teenager shit.
Keep on coping fromdrone, flopsoft games are boring and if you find them difficult at all? It's you that needs to git gud
lol you outted yourself with that one troony. git gud.
> getting filtered by the exploration sections
Working overtime for free I see.
>troon card
Concession accepted, fromdrone
>WAAAAAH
shut the frick you DMCBlack person. You will never got another entry for at least 5 more years and you genre of character action game is irrelevant.
>N-N-Nioh 2
Also a souls like have a nice day by putting a shotgun in your ass you fricking homosexual discordraiding tendie.
nah you're gay, ARPG genre goes directly in the trash
post your favorite games
and proof of play, obviously
>dark souls clone
what? its nothing like souls trash, are zoomers seriously this fricking moronic?
BASED.
Whenever women b***h and moan about men having sexy women in their games, just say
>It Wasn't made for you, men deserve their own spaces, frick off.
I don't need to hear from a 40yr old white women about what didn't "work for her" about Cortana's design. It wasn't made for her.
>also; sexualized, objectified character thread. Because,men deserve their own spaces.
Men like sexy women. Thus sexy women appear in male spaces; therefore to label them as in any way "bad", is just a dishonest tactic used to attack & destroy male spaces.
>Remember, they equate male inteests with negative things, because they hate men.
They don't care about "realism", "practicality", or "historicisity". So don't fall for it.
They just hate men.
>men's space is the world.
Reject and dismiss. Point out that the west is gynocentric, point out that men now lag behind wonen in almost all areas now, and point out that society caters to eomen at every meaningful level.
> if men enjoy sexualizing women in their own spaces, those spaces do not deserve to survive because it is inherently wrong to sexualize women.
Call her out for being sexist. Do not beat around the bush. Point out that what she just said boils down to,
>men's intrests are bad
>men's spaces are bad.
>men are bad.
>the only acceptable psychology is female
She's a bigot. Tell her that. Point out she is a hateful narrow-minded sexist, and walk away.
Reject her premise outright, and discredit her as being a hateful sexist.
Frick 'em.
>Can't post in OP because the misandrist janny hates these threads; but the last three gor over 500 posts, so we're clearly onto something.
MY KING
Instead I'll just say "shut up c**t" and then force my wiener down her throat
True and real
You have to go to the source, which isn't genuinely women, it's some Malthusian elite planners trying to manipulate the proles and the peasants.
Unfathomably based. Hold up, imma crop this
For future reference, most people don't browse fullscreen. Screencaps shouldn't be wider than 1000 pixels otherwise people end up having to either change their browser's dimensions or scroll left and right over and over again.
Catering to subhumans is not useful.
You're autistic if you browse fullscreen and 80% of what you see is blank space.
>you're autistic if you are looking at the website you are browsing
Dirty dumb phoneposting scum
nta, also not a big fan of yotsubaB
video games?
lots of words for saying "I'm an incel"
Good.
i wish i was eve
>suit crotch part simulates a cameltoe.
nice.
Fat women are disgusting.
yawn
asiatics can't into sexy designs
call me when they make something on the level of 2b or bayo
She looks like Nicki Minaj
Don't be surprised when this game flops.
>it won't sell 250 million copies
No shit. I don't want normalgays anywhere near my nukige.
>>it won't sell 250 million copies
It won't even sell 2.5 million copies
>numbers numbers
>I only play games that millions of other people play in order to affirm my own tastes
I'll repeat myself. No shit. And once again I don't care. It's not a game for you. It's a game for me. It wouldn't matter if I was the only person who played it.
That's not my problem
You're acting like this game is a problem. Your obsession with numbers just exposes your insecurity. You don't play games for the inherent value of the experience. If you play them at all you play them for the validation of others. You don't speak for anybody in this hobby because you're not a part of it. You're a cancer growing on the side of it.
That's not my problem
Whatever it sells, I'll be one of them. The game itself can't be worse than DOAEX3. That was my last protest purchase
Good. Normalhomosexuals and homosexuals need to stay away from my games.
Now show her ass
red = based
red = subhumanism
I love big heavy milkers, but I can frick girl and boi ass so that has to be the pick
there's just more options out there that way
Stop trying to fit in so hard you fricking indonesian, you can like both, frick off already
WE
>Pornhub...
>only two defaulting options for places that probably don't even have wide spread internet
Why are white "stats" and infographics always nefarious and flawed?
I bet if dick size was incorporated into this books and butts bullshit that would also turn back hilarious results, but i don't trust these graphics in the first place.
>I bet if dick size was incorporated
>The first thing anon think of is BBC
rly maeks u tink
>probably don't even have wide spread internet
Everyone in africa has an iphone.
its a joke you newbie moron.
ARGENTINA IS WHITE
ARGENTINA IS WHITE
ARGENTINA IS WHITE
>norks
>black countries
>red
Cannot makes this shit up
can someone actually explain that? why western most western countries seem to learn more towards breasts and less developed countries more towards ass (with exceptions like india)
Probably has to do with what women show off. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that the same map perfectly describes breast sizes, with red countries being smaller breasts.
yeah that kind of makes sense
bras dont exist in poor countries. their milkers sag quickly. also Black folk.
Blacks love ass
Have you seen Latina/African women? They tend to have way bigger asses than white women do. Whites have big breasted women so they're more attracted to breasts, non-whites have women with fat asses so they prefer those. It's not rocket science.
anon doesn't understand how sexual selection works
>Anon doesn't understand that not all races are built the same
Travel more.
they're not built the same because of sexual selection moron
Holy moron. Keep drinking your one race the human race kool aid.
>Keep drinking your one race the human race kool aid
keep projecting you moronic low iq homosexual. if it isn't sexual selection then what is it?
sexual selection doesnt apply to women, because one guy can breed thousands of women and guys dont really care what a woman is like when it comes to busting a nut in her nasty c**t
repost in HQ pl0x
Come home, man.
god I love sexy asian girls, maybe this will be the first soullike I'll play
there is no way in hell sony hasn't dropped the no sexy mandate, look at this shit, you can literally see the outline of her robopussy
What's sex about this? I thought they were showing skin in the teaser. Where is the skin you dumb asexual zoomer?
If your game needs sex to sell it's not a good game.
Where were you when people were talking about BG3 which is apparently being applauded by homosexuals like you as game of the century?
Nah Bayonetta 2 is kino
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
her rib cage is so tiny for such wide shoulders and hips.
>1 post implying pc gays are obnoxious
>all the pc gays start chimping out
beautiful
what function does this serve?
making my dick hard
pretty good function if you ask me
It's strategic. If I were at war and an enemy female soldier approached me wearing that and looking like that with her hips swaying, even if someone were screaming in my ear to shoot her I can't say for certain I would pull the trigger. The coom runs deep in my veins.
Why isn't this game coming out for PC? This is the kind of game that PC players deserve, who have gotten nothing but ports for a decade. We need an explanaition as too why this is being held on bad inferior hardware like PS5. This studio that make this need to realize they could make so much more money if they put this on PC instead of an old system that noone has. This being Playstation exclusive makes no sense .,
Because japs take everything extra slowly. They barely even stopped using fax machines.
korean moron, korean
I agree, this game has no business being on the PS5. This needs to be on Steam or Epic, I will start a petition!
>this needs to be on steam.
fixed that for you
This is probably the best post in this thread. This game being only PS5 is a disservice to gamers. Good post, anon
agreed! such a good point
they hated him because he spoke the truth
This is such a good point. I can't wait until it is on Steam like it deserves to be!
this was very uncharacteristic from snoy.
this game is 100% meant for pc gamers
You don't deserve anything. You can't even restrain yourselves from shitting up any thread dedicated to a game that is even loosely associated with consoles.
Best post ITT
Just fap to skyrim mods nerd
why are there still console warriors?? it's over.
You talk more about consoles and console games than PC but it has no games?
built for BBC
Will enjoy it on PC with full mod support even.
RING
IT
OUT
NOW
RING
IT
OUT
I'm scared this game's gonna get zero porn
game is already porn
>asiatic game (corea bans porn)
>ps5 exclusive
F
wait til pc release, then you'll get some
I'm seeing no decent screenshots either even though the game's already out. Just OP and one other thread all day. Only decent influx of pics was the few frames taken from the last trailer. Nier Automata by comparison had loads of screenshots and gifs of 2B from just the demo.
Like shit they showed off half a dozen sexy outfits for the mc in a trailer and even that wasn't enough to get the r34 engines churning.
Nobody has a ps5, especially the kind of anons who take screencaps for sexy girls.
The R34 engine is a black box that reacts to random shit, you cannot force it to happen
Wrong.
You can "seed" it by having a few key artists draw stuff, get a meme or two going, not that I'd expect that out some random asiatic dev.
It's more of the f2p gacha marketing tactic.
yeah but that is just commisions on large scales, shit that blows up is usually some moronic nonsense likey Lady Dimitrescu, Browsette or Helltaker
no moronic pc cucks the demo got pulled and was live for only like 20 minutes
why???
Nah, the mere fsct that the 3D model can be taken out of the game will be enough to make some 3d assets
design is too much in the face and kind of soulless. nier automata kind of hit the right spot. i fear it wont get much porn even though she looks good
oh my god she's literally naked my penis is leaking oh my god I'm cumming
>strongest succubus victim
Is there a list about upcoming games with hot b***hes like this?
>visual novel
It's a console game because koreans are always 10 years behind in everything they do or make
>Unrealistic body
>Unrealistic face
>Unrealistic woman
Into the trash can it goes
it's a robot moron
>unrealistic
it's literally what her model looks like though
>smaller breasts
>smaller waist
>smaller legs
>face doesn't even look the same
cope
seethe
They look almost identical
They've outright said they designed her face themselves. You'd know that if you weren't screeching at everything.
Body model not face
That anorexic unhealthy woman looks nothing like the in-game one
having no more than 3 meals a day and getting your steps in is not anorexia.
>angry sjws
sorry they didnt make this main character a fat ugly prostitute like aloy purposefully sabotaging the model's likeness
You will never ever be a woman. You are a freak and people laugh at you.
Black person she has like twice the meat of the anorexic b***h on the left. what are you talking about? right is a nice athletic body type with just the right amount of fat, left looks unattractive
Depends when they scanned her.
It also has to do with how much of a physical culture there is because working out literally gives you a better ass, there's probably more factors at work too.
>Depends when they scanned her.
they scanned her during the photo of her being scanned moron
It's a video game, it's fantasy, it's not supposed to be realistic. What do you fricking expect? Frick off.
> unrealistic
nice cope roastie
SEXO
>my dick in the back
coom
Sounds like a game aimed for incels.
Why do you think Ganker loves it?
Trannies don't seem to like it much though?
Only ugly women and troons use the word incel unironically.
>open Stellar Blade thread
>it's just people yapping instead of posting SEXO ss
You people are homo
All the angry snoy tr0ons are attacking it hard, protecting their homosexual terf.
it's bait. This game was made by the Nikke company. they will add censorship after release for sure
>Open Stellar Blade thread
>A bunch of gays complaining about exclusivity
>Be me
>Owns Xbox Series S
>Owns Nintendo Switch
>Owns PS5
>Own PC with RTX 3080ti
Man I must say... life is truly good when you can have anything and everything.
i would own a PS5 too... if it was worth getting one.
I mean, I have friends who own every console I own. You're buying a PS5 to play with yourself. I'm buying a PS5 to play with my friends.
>have a Paperweight 5
I can buy one, but why would I?
why do you own an Xbox if you have a PC?
Because normal people don't game on a desk, but at the living room on a giant TV relaxing on a decent sofa.
and your gpu can easily plug into that tv.
Unlike you, people live in more than one room, anon.
I lift my pc to the tv room. You can lift your pc right anon?
I own a ps5 too, but beyond demon's souls there hasn't been anything worth getting on it that isn't on other consoles too.
ONE GAME
PC when?
>pc cucks seething like usual
looooooool
>couldn't even wait 3 min to reply to your own post.
I hope it succeeds even if the story is trash just so the profit minded corporates get their head back in the game and we get hot people in our games again.
Buy a PS5 and support pro-censorship, Californian company Sony.
Buy a PC and rent games from pro-censorship Valve until they decide to revoke them.
There's just no winning.
This is why I'm still sitting here with my SNES and PS2, despite some interesting games having come out recently.
I want to support Stellar Blade just because of the mental damage it inflict on deranged game journalists if it were a great financial success.
Uh, Nintendo?
+You still own REAL 100% Physical Games with no Install bullshit like Sony & Xbox
+99% of anime games are uncensored
>+99% of anime games are uncensored
oh ho ho ho
Do you guys GENUINELY BELIEVE that journalist wont shit all over this game for being too sexualized????????
I bet resetera troons are seething right now that sony funded this lmao
They will
But we generally need normies to realise that metacritic and journo reviews are worthless
So hopefully this might help with that
Wrong. They won't be saying two shits if they want to keep their shitty barely above minimum wage "careers". Sony is funding this game and marketing it. They simply will not allow that level of criticism toward the game. Sony wants this game to sell.
They won't be if Sony's signing their paycheck (which they are). But yes, the trannies on reset era are seething hard. Check this out
WHY DO THESE homosexualS ONLY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH FEMALE SEXUALIZATION?
You answered your own question. They're homosexuals.
But do you care about male sexualization? It makes no sense why they do.
I told you, they're ideologues. Nothing makes sense until you understand they see (You) as the enemy and everything you like and enjoy. See this list for who they hate and all things associated with it.
>privilege is invisible for those who have it
sounds about right
do women and minorities even realize the shit they get away with?
It's the other way around it. That list is who they define as having Power and they seek Power for its own sake. So therefore, (You) are their enemy if you are any (or multiple) of the above. And anything contrary to that list is "good". See how this works? Similar to how only whites can be racist, only women can ever be sexualized.
>privilege is a set of unearned benefits
Male privilege is real and it is earned
Male privilege does exist but it has nothing to do with the shit these freaks cry about. Male privilege is being 40 years old, not working out a single day in your life, eat like shit, spend all day at a computer, be a generally unhealthy sack of shit, AND STILL being physically stronger than just about any woman on the planet.
I don't think male sexualization exists. If it does I never notice it. Funny how that works being a heterosexual male; what men look like doesn't even register to me.
Because they're homos, troons and because anything their enemy likes it bad. Who is their enemy? Straight males for one. Therefore anything straight males like is bad; it's "problematic" aka sinful.
Literally brainwashing. Someone identified a pattern but convinced them its something (sexism) other than what it actually is (normal fricking human attraction). They've also been convinced that male sexualization is something that spawns from and benefits men as well. Basically men are the issue in their eyes no matter what way you slice it. They're convinced that since these are fictional females, its bad for them to be sexualized at all (since these wimun have no say!). They believe all fictional people should essentially be ugly and not sexual at all. Dead serious. It is literally a mental illness, sold to them as enlightened thinking and warped them into basically being sub-human.
Its really not that complicated. They just hate men in general and take pleasure in ruining things they enjoy. That is all it takes to get most of the idiots on board, an excuse to aggravate men.
Look up the definition of "Safe Horny", that pretty much covers it
>Safe Horny
Another term only used by ugly women and seething homosexuals
They already are ITT
No one who plays video games listens to blue haired morons complain about video games not being ruined enough. They can all frick off and die.
everyone fully expects them to
wich is why people really hope game is also good
if the dissonance is way to great, people's faith in journos will take a huge hit and further discredit them
its already thing as is
holy shit I love how it tricks your brain into thinking one of the colors is the skin and the other color is skin colored suit but then you feel the opposite, it's like a constant state of nakedness and non nakedness at the same time
best outfit in the game
please pc version soon
i-it's a-alright
Her body is so fricking sexo. I can’t wait to play this.
I hope they fix the gameplay
Doesn’t matter. Game pre-ordered.
I hope they don’t. I love souls slop <3
You're mentally moronic if you think that's going to make it into the game.
I'm already drafting a blogpost to the ESG groups and they'll be sure to shut it down.
>incel copes and seethes
lmao
You will never be a woman and I am still buying Stellar Blade.
Wow
I wish to make romance explosions in her buttholes
how did they get it so perfect?
it's honestly fricking impressive
just pre-ordered.
koreaslop so it will be a shit game. but damn they do their best to convince me to buy it anyway just for this. not that I will, but the sexualization is on point
holy frick
If it gets dumped then I'll play it on PS5, otherwise if it gets a PC port I'll buy it.
>It plays like the moronic baby of nier and code vein
Dropped Hard
I am a fat old pc-gamer who sucks at games and loves porn more.
This game is for me.
Lol
Heh
why can't they just let it be? or go plat sf6 where ryu has a wiener bulge? why come play something they know they won't like and try to shut it down?
Their ideology dictates that they must control everything YOU see, read and hear.
They'd control your mind if they could.
Simple as.
>krae_man
more like krae_homosexual
Horrible design
You do realise bg3 has female nudity right something which Japan doesn’t do??
Then why are you so upset at non-nudity?
I am not however nudity is always better than no nudity which means bg3 is more sexualised.
Wrong.
And stupid.
Porn addiction is destroying your brain
Posting about porn addiction on Ganker of all places??
Just because youre addicted to porn and rotting your brain out doesn’t mean everyone else is.
I don't want porn while I'm playing games, I just want sexy characters that are nice to look at. The whole "just go watch porn" meme is so obnoxious. Ecchi =/= porn and if you can't stop yourself from jerking off because you saw a hot girl in a game that's a you problem.
that's why DMC games are vastly superior to this trash.
I don’t want nudity in my games I just want sexy robot women.
buy an ad
I want to play it because it's sexy dark souls.
Cope troons and Black folk.
>incel copes and seethes
perfection
Long legs, how tall?
Sexy and pre-ordered.
This shit is gonna flop. No disrespect to the dev nor the game, i think it looks like a fun game, kinda like Nier / Souls. But the reality is, this game will flop because it's a PS5 exclusive. FF7 Rebirth flopped and it was one of the most anticipated games of this year. Even fricking Sony knows this, that's why they wanna push Sony made games to PC as earlier as possible. If Squeenix didn't sign an exclusive platform deal with Sony, i bet FF7 Rebirth will be release on PC in the second quarter.
breasts too small
Buying two physical copies. My local EU version and a Japanese one to have all the voice language options.
It's unreal that trannies and sjws never shut up about fascism and oppression, and yet they spend all day trying to control the lives of straight white men. They really are fricked in the head.
more news at 11
>lives of straight white men.
heterosexuals in general
and their end goal is to have sex with us
After seeing the gameplay I have to refute this as more generic asiatic shit.
>koreaslop
Anon, this game will be forgotten as soon as it comes out. And if there’s any lasting memory of this generic slop, it will ultimately just end up in random waifu threads instead of her own.
I can’t wait to buy Eve’s game
Yes yes. We know. PS5 won. Playstation won. Sony won. PCkeks impotently seething. Xbots is on suicide watch. Nintondler is irrelevant.
LMAO!!! Sony gays thinking this game won't arrive on PC. Must still be seething since this month we're getting Ghost of Tsushima Director’s Cut.
HOLY FUCVKC!!!!
>using the repulsive force of the PS5, to attempt to prove that sex doesn't sell
clever
>There will be years of threads about this game that nobody played
Can we get it over with, as fast as possible?
sure
My wife Eve!!!!!
>korean developer
>character looks like they're from a generic korean mmo
>ps5
I just don't really care. It doesn't even feel that sexy. I'm gonna go play porn games now.
homosexual
*Also Not on Pc
We already bought it, and gonna go balls deep in April!
Gooey, sloppy seconds for Pc, after we're done 😉
>white PlayADONISGOD
AAAAAIIEEEEEEEE, fellow PCbrowns, why is he white?
Parasitic infections from cats are said to increase testosterone levels. You've got some nice gains, but you should see a doctor. You probably have some kinds of cat-worms and your cat is unhealthy.
>your cat is unhealthy
We are very healthy, we go to the vet every 6 months.
We don't care if our host has parasites, we haven't visited a human doctor in years
>bottled water
>paper plates for wet food
>paper towel everywhere
Black person what ARE you doing?
We are messy eaters, food gets on paper towels, we don't have to clean the floor
im not seeing the demo on psn
What makes this hotter for me is knowing this model is based on a real woman. There's was a woman wearing a skin tight body suit used to model this. I don't think it will be the second coming of 2B, but enjoy your game.
>PS5 exclusive
>Entire thread is just being horny about a shitty plastic doll design
>Gameplay is just a slop-type character action game with zero depth
This is the most obvious shilling I've seen on Ganker for a while. And they couldn't even bother to shill for a game that's actually decent.
This is the most obvious discord troony post I've seen on Ganker for a while.
You tendies say this shit with every non Nintendo game thread
>sexy woman is bad
You are either a tendie or a homosexual.
Anon, she looks like a barbie doll that got plastic surgery to look like every generic korean woman out there. There are many better character action games out there with far better sexy woman designs than this slop. Get some taste.
Name a recent one because I likely played them all already.
Also NAME one that has very detailed bodies like this one. No skyrim mods don't count.
DMC5? Nier? Astral Chain? Hi-Fi Rush? Bayonetta 3?
Literally any of those are within the past like 7 years and completely blow the frick out of the designs in Stellar Blade. And if you're argument is that they're not recent enough: That's not an excuse for diving into pure slop.
And like I said, I already played them ages ago and have moved on like any sane person. Do you expect me the play the same games over and over until I am 80? I also grew up playing korean mmos because I am a filipino and it was what we had.
I said I expect you to get some taste, moron. You're gobbling up shovels of shit because it's new, not because it's good. I gave you examples of recent games with better designs and you're whining about something completely different.
And like I said, I already played those games. Why the frick would I care about something I already played and don't care about anymore?
Also you are fricking moronic if you think bayo 3, DMC5 or Hi Fi Rush has sexier females. You dont even get to play as Lady in DMC5. So the only thing of worth in your post in Nier and I played that game back in 2017.
DMC 4 females mog the shit out of SB girls, and both are playable there.
Now compare the player models to the one in OP. Did you fricking miss the threads on Ganker making fun of the dmc 5 girls looking like trannies? Also if you think korean designs are hideous and then let me tell you that bayo is worse. Literally no one but Kamiya thinks she's hot. Her proportions are so fricking uncanny it borders alienish. Not to mention the only thing people remember about Hifi Rush is the fricking cat.
Also dmc3 Lady>every other Lady
Who's the one with poor taste now dipshit
kek, nice deflection homosexual. Try and make it less obvious that you're just shitposting next time troony.
>a recent one
waste of time
I'll play everything else without buying into the dumb industry.
Nice try xbox I bought every copy so no one, not even you can enjoy it now! Also make sure you save gaming Gankerros! Rev guys! Sweet baby inc. Microplastics!
>Entire thread is just being horny about a shitty plastic doll design
Woman post. Get off roastie.
Gameplay is a mix of DMC and Sekiro with a souls style limited heals between checkpoint system.
Cope and seethe more, loonytroon.
>modern games release in an unfinished state
>wait for post release patches and play the best version of the game
Yeah, I'll wait but thanks for beta testing
Is it me or she loooks nerfed
She had bigger boobs and bigger ass in trailer
>i-its just Stellarblade
>i-its just Gravity Rush 1& 2
>i-its just Bloodborne
>i-its just MGS4
>i-its just The Last Guardian
>i-its just Vanillaware games
>i-its just Deraciné
>i-its just Astrobot
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>not out but webm shows it's slow
>1 is emulatable and both will probably get ported
>besides Lies of P, we've gotten Sekiro, Nioh 1 and 2 AND Elden Ring since, plus alt shit like Code Vein, so the novelty is gone
>emulatable AND cutscenes on youtube
>LOL
>LOL
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Stellar Blade is going to get ported. It's really just Bloodborne which I've already played. Sad list
Bro it's over, Nexon is fricking garbage.
Lol is this jester
That is the MapleStory Gachapon machine
>no gaems lmaooo
>what? another exclusive? w-wait it doesn't count! it's shit anyway!
>we got the game half a decade later lmaooo we finally won!!
I really need a cute asian gf or I'm gonna die
Why are you dcinside gays here? There are plenty of decent Korean games you could be pushing like Project Moon shit. Instead you're pushing generic korean action game slop #321.
Anon, if you think a generic plastic surgery-faced model is somehow better then you truly have no hope. Someone should post the image of all the women looking exactly the same because of plastic surgery.
Name one goid jp game that has women in tight suits
Jp games are bending to esgb sadly
Senran Kagura [any of them].
>OH YEAH BUT WHATABOUT WHATABOUT WHATABOUT
ad-fricking-nauseam
also Bayo might have giraffe proportions but I do find her attractive and her first game fun.
Senran kagura is hentai and only exception lmao
Name one recent AAA or fighting etc
>Is hentai
*Hack n Slash Musuo/Third Person Water Gun Kusoge.
>OK BUT AAA
goalpost shift, but Granblue Relink is pretty fun if you want Monster Hunter with alt grinding.
Wrong, because I value gameplay over looks, and 2 was piss easy and 1 is moddable so the cuter haircut is a non-issue.
>Wrong, because I value gameplay over looks
Way to admit you have no argument.
https://www.nexusmods.com/bayonetta/mods/42
Listen snoy, but there's these things (that I mentioned in that post and pic) called mods..
I have the Jeanne mod installed, so no.
That looks astoundingly ugly. I don't think you have any standing here to question anyone else's tastes.
You defend 2, you had no ground to begin with.
NTA, Bayonetta has only been hot in 1 and even then less then easily less than Stellar Blade.
Wrong and wrong, she's hotter in 2 but 2 isn't a great game. And she mogs John Blade, she actually emotes for one.
>she actually emotes for one.
Ok so you haven't actually seen anything of the game and are just shitposting. Thanks for letting me know your opinion is worthless. Also dog shit taste. Bayo 2 Bayo sucks.
Most of the trailers and gamplay videos that exceed 10 minutes are 85-90% cutscenes, you aren't fooling anyone. Bayo 2 Bayo > Beehive Bayo and that's just a fact of not being a colossal moron.
Shit we haven't even touched gameplay speculation.
>canned animation with zero gameplay
>KINO!! KINO!! PURE KINO!!!
That's just Vindictus but with better graphics. No one remembers Vindictus and for good reason.
I do, as well as dozens of korean mmos I grew up with. I remember being annoyed as frick that I needed a vpn just to play Vindictus and back in 2011 VPNs wer absolute shit that could disconnect you randomly.
>Wrong, because I value gameplay over looks
So you admit that the girls in your games aren't necessarily hotter and sexier than the girls in Stellar Blade then?
Anon you're the one who starter this what about shit in the first place. Also you chose the wrong game too because Bayo only looked remotely attractive 2 instead of some freak runway model fashionista.
You realize there are multiple people calling you moronic, right? Also why do you keep autistically responding to your own posts.
And you realize you can't exactly prove that right? How do you know I am even the same person?
Senran Kagura is dead and the models looks like trash since everyone has copy pasted bodies.
If you wanted to actually say a good game with hot women you should have just said Nioh and Ninja Gaiden Sigma
Thanks for recs i will play them :3 was looking for good non censored jp games
>is dead
and yet the games are still all over store and easily accessible. Gee wonder what those Senran devs are doing
>gacha
Ah, thanks asiaticS and CHINKS.
More like Senran 7 never ever because the studio got fricked by sony censorships. Enjoy your Nep collabs though.
MGS4 was good
>gf saw me look at the Stella blade demo videos.
>Doesn‘t talk with me anymore
/v/ros wtf…
Games shouldn’t be doing this.
>plastic doll
>barbie doll
>plastic surgery
Can you trannies find some new fake criticisms?
They are fine with how tifa and aerith eyes and faces look like
Hypocrites
Yeah. It's really funny that they think they're fooling anyone. Eve just looks like a normal human Asian woman, there's nothing off putting about her design and anyone pretending she isn't hot is actually delusional. Tifa and Aerith have this thousand yard stare that looks kind of uncanny. They really need to find a new doompost cause the current one sure as shit isn't working.
Seethe, westoids
>name one recent game
>but that one doesn't count!
Every time.
You literally named the only hentai that came from japan
Nobody play that game but men i said real games
She makes Tifa look like a lanky sickly weird fricking mannequin.
Now this is what I call Erotic.
real fit women look like stellar blades
tifa would break her wrist and legs trying to fight anything it’s uncomfortable to look at how scrawny she is
why are her shoulders so narrow, it looks ridiculous
its called being a woman, a big giveaway whenever you wonder why people keep calling you a man troon
real life adult women have much wider shoulders than that character, she looks like a child
another example, this is as close to an objective 10/10 female body as i think its possible to get and she has much wider shoulders than the game character
That's true but shoulder width depends on early childhood physical activity and some women don't have shoulders that wide. In fact, wide shoulders are a mark of testosterone and masculinity as men always have wider shoulders than women do.
The tl;dr is that a female character not having wide shoulders isn't the end of the world because they're not the gender to have those physical characteristics to begin with.
You called me a console warrior so i proved that i don't give a frick about what you emulate or how many grapes you think there are. All i'm saying is that you're butthurt you can't play this game and so you call it shit despite it looking like a basic souls game, a genre everybody likes for the most part. When and if it comes to PC you'll be the first to play it too.
this
is not "wide shoulders", it's normal for an adult female
the game character does not have normal shoulders, she has child shoulders
>this
another example, this is as close to an objective 10/10 female body as i think its possible to get and she has much wider shoulders than the game character is not "wide shoulders", it's normal for an adult female
The guy has been drawing characters like this for a decade+
If you handled Bayonetta fine, you can handle Eve as well.
Bayonetta has less uncanny proportions than this character, even though Bayo is an openly stylized artsy design whereas this game is pursuing photorealism in its character rendering.
>Bayonetta has less uncanny proportions than this character
Guffaw. I'm starting to sense seethe because Eve is tailor made for a male audience whereas Bayonetta isn't.
>whereas this game is pursuing photorealism in its character rendering
It's pursuing creating a character for a specific audience as per the interviews the head of the studio gave. All this looking for shit to complain about, i can't help but think that if Eve looked like Aloy, nobody would care at all about the design.
>i can't help but think that if Eve looked like Aloy, nobody would care at all about the design.
Dunno what this means, Aloy is fricking hideous. But yes, Bayo has a much more realistic bone structure than this character - wider shoulders ans less exaggeratedly massive hips/thighs. Particularly in the context of an acrobatic action game, Bayo is much more believable as a lithe agile character, whereas Eve looks like she would just lose balance and fall over if she tried to do a flip or whatever.
>Bayo is much more believable as a lithe agile character,
Never seen ultra tall people irl? they can't even walk properly. Still, we're talking about a video game woman doing backflips while swordfighting zipper head monsters. I'm not too concerned about realism, especially since it's a woman in a battlefield.
>Never seen ultra tall people irl? they can't even walk properly
You've never heard of basketball I take it
Ye but basketball players don't look like bayonetta. Bayo looks more like picrelated than Michael Jordan or Shaq.
Bayo looks much taller than she is thanks to her giant heels, and even with those she is shorter than Luca in game.
The point is that Eve looks like someone who can actually do stuff instead of shamble around and then die.
>Eve looks like someone who can actually do stuff
I disagree, her center of mass is way off for any kind of acrobatic moves, she is extremely bottom-heavy.
>her center of mass is way off
Even if that were true, she's way better off than Bayo, again if we talk about realism here. Also her shoulders and hips are on point, you're being confused by the thighs.
damn white women are the best
imagine seeing a woman and thinking
>I WISH HER JAW AND SHOULDERS WERE WIDER!
self snitching troonie
Her slender body is nice but Im really hoping the gameplay will be good.
Automata had both a big booty bawd and great gameplay, let us keep this in mind.
As someone who has Nier Automata in my top 10 favourite games of all times. I wouldn't call Automata gameplay "great". It was serviceable.
It was extremely basic because you basically unlock all your melee combos from the get go. I wasn't a fan on how most of the abilities were related to your droid. They should have given us more unlockable moves and finishers. It's made even worse thwt you also play 1/3rd of the game as 9s who basically halves what limited melee combos you had in exchange for the shit hacking.
Day 1 patch will censor it completely. Its sony. Why the frick are people falling for this obvious bait and switch. Sony lives in California. They have to censor this or a screeching blue hair will minecraft creeper themselves in their corporate lobby.
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10 years ago i would say eve looks too exaggerated but with NIGGE pushing it to moronic levels while the rest of the industry does everything in its power to suppress le hecking male gaze i think stellar blade looks great
still waiting for the pc version though
Hopefully the PC port won't be that long.
>Unironic 'she looks like a child posts'
Why are closet pedos like this? Her body is literally scanned from a 32 year old woman
That woman has much wider shoulders and skinnier thighs than Eve
And? Do the thicker thighs and thinner shoulders make her look more childlike to you? You know both of those things are more adultlike than they are not right?
Asians typically hold their age very well for one, just look at Masahiro Sakurai in any of his Smash Bros character videos. You'd never think the dude was in his 50's. Those people are probably also extremely fricking sheltered and exposed to very specific rhetoric, so they literally don't have perspective on what a 15 year old Korean female should look like vs. a 35 year old one.
This might be the first game in years I buy day one. Booba equals moolah.
for anyone who actually got lucky enough to play the demo how was balance mode?
>visible face
>Gameplay is a mix of [good game] and [good game] and [good game]
stop making me want to buy it more
>Thread almost at bump limit
>Literally no gameplay posted
So people only like this game because it enflames the culture war and makes resetera seethe?
the demo was killed in less than an hour stupid c**t
it's a shame this game will flop since it's PS5 exclusive
me like sexo women and sexo men
me like boobies and ass
me happy