Around 20 boss battles from human size to colossal
• Around 30 outfits
• Combat is a mix of action games like Nier Automata and methodical games like Sekiro
• Difficulty levels
• Shuhei Yoshida approached them in 2021 after seeing a prototype
• Sony worked with them directly on things like localization and QA
• Demo is being prepared for release soon
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Imagine unironically trying to appeal to the chud audience when none of them even play games and got btfo from the gaming community.
It's just a normal game from an Asian country. They probably don't even know what a "Chud" is.
What the frick is this zoomer speech?
He's an unironically left wing idiot, brain washed by the Internet.
>
Gosling if he Ganker
Frick off leave, homosexual.
They hated him because he told the truth
The biggest blow to the game's sales is that it's stuck on the PS5.
Nice try, homosexual. Every PS5 exclusive has sold in the multiple millions and the console has an install base of over 54 million.
>ff16 flops
>ff7, a remake of one of sony's biggest games ever doesn't meet demand
>random noname coomer bait WILL sell huge though!!!
I wish it was on PC so we could flex to the twitter trannies about how huge the sales were, but you're a delusional homosexual if you think this will be anything besides another console locked disappointment
Automatas sold great though. Final fantasy is unironically too gay looking. FF16 should have been a huge hit. FFRebirth should have been the talk of the town just on the name its riding on. And automata was a timed exclusive too if i recall.
I donw understand Black folk who think this wont come to PC within the year,m when first party sony games are.
Sony is moronic and blows millions locking down exclusives just for no one to buy their console
>BUT MAYBE JUST A FEW MORE MONTHS THEY'LL ALL BUY IT
even if it does come out on PC 6 months or so later, the fact it didn't have a huge launch hurts the narrative. If the reviews are average or the coombait gets censored then the steam port flops too. Just accept we lost this round, but there WILL be a game for us soon, it just has to be:
>no darkies
>HUGE jiggly breasts/ass
>good
>on PC
the kino is so close
Shut up moron. If it's a good game it'll sell well on pc and its shaping up to be one. Pc will have nude mods too so it ultimately wins.
>the fact it didn't have a huge launch hurts the narrative.
Does it need to have a huge launch? Trailers have millions of views and everyone who isnt a demented moronic leftist who just wants to be contrarian thinks it looks good.
It doenst have to have DMC combat, it just needs to be fun and challenging and have some sort of unique twist to its mechanics, like lies of P.
0/10 try harder
>when none of them even play games
troony projection
Chuds won trannies on suicide watch
these guys are both Stellar Blade marketers talking to each other. I hope the pay is decent boys. I hope your game does well.
>kick the coomers and degenerates out of the hobby
>they have no other choice but to play shitty mobile gacha games
>western devs now see how much more the gacha industry is worth by pandering exclusively to coomers and waifugays
>decide to take their monetization options and implement them into their games
Worked out great for you, didn't it? You forced people into another niche, the niche outgrew your market and now the devs learn the worst aspects of that fricking behemoth of an industry.
lol the /misc/tards and gamingcirclejerk zoomers are so upset
Its amazing isnt it
those posts like identical to resetera shit with a Ganker filter
>complaining about hot vidya women? Must be /misc/
lol redditourists
/misc/ is filled with tradcucks and those "anti-degeneracy" sharty frickers that like to raid this board are the same.
conventioonally attractive people with heterosexual appeal can't be degenerate by definition
so no one in /misc/ then
Tradcucks believe anything sexualized is bad.
>i'm conventiooning aaaaa
I havent seen any. In fact, Ive not seen any anti sexy girls in games points coming from anyone even remotely right wing in like 2 decades. Anti-porn, yes, but juvenile sex appeal is very diferent from hardcore pornography.
Picrel is of a prominent tradcuck that b***hes about "degenerate" fanservice; /misc/ and those sharty morons that b***hed about that incest game are just like that.
The terms "coomer" and its derivatives originated in /misc/type boards. Also "tranime".
tranime originated from lefties ass blasted that the entirety of woke western comics got outsold by a single manga
Tranime exists because tradcucks believe anime grooms people into being trans.
lefties don't make troon jokes, they would get excommunicated immediately
their anime cope is "le pedo chinese cartoons"
>lefties are consistent in their values
LMAO
remind me again what they say about Clarence Thomas
To anyone that replied to this bait in earnest, I hope you get run over by a car.
>Shuhei Yoshida
too based for this world
in other words he bought exclusivity and made it more woke translation wise
Why couldn't they just keep Shu on? his era was pic related, the [Catalog] fields of gold.
And the company is going public!
YASS SISTERS!!!
In other words: going woke.
The israeli investors will ruin this basically over night.
it's over
it's a troony game now
which character aposematic flag are troons going to stick on Eve
You're too desperate.
Frick off I've been talking about the game long before your sorry ass came around.
Too desperate. I can smell it from all the way here, i can also smell your crotch wound.
kys troony Black person I unironically bought this shit
company going public means it has to chase after growth forever to attract investors. This means they will eventually do stupid shit like AAA producers do.
tencent gets even bigger. Tencent will be the majority shareholder. Shift up will be good for another game or two before this is a bad thing.
this
i don't know why everyone thinks "oh they're gonna go woke" when tencent gobbles these opportunities up
why would you ever fricking go public
stellar blade will be censored post-release and their next games after will be shit
Did they dump that much money into the game that their only hope is to start selling shares?
>Coomer shit with unrealistic doll women
Flop
I'll buy 10
Every stellar blade so far
It doesn't matter what you post:
I will never buy your game
I will never pirate your game
I will never play your game
sneed
God bless korea
>pokies
It looks like she is showing her vegana
Porn exists, anon. You don't need some crappy shovelware title to get off
In porn you can't hack & slash monsters
Here have a gyaru landsknecht
dilate
if porn exists why are you worried about this? you are an incoherent ass bag
kek this argument is always so stupid. Movies exist, why would you ever watch a youtube video. Same logic.
Would you buy a sex doll of her?
>• Combat is a mix of action games like Nier Automata and methodical games like Sekiro
it looks more like a mix of dark souls 2 and code vein
Souls doesnt have a perfect dodge mechanic
Dick status: MUH
HOLY FRICK
God i've cummed so many times to her.
>the skindentation marks around the waist
Holy fugg
Gotta say, the look of this character does nothing for me. K-pop aesthetic is too tasteless.
That one's cute.
Since Lily has an Eve 05 logo on her back, I wonder if we'll find out more about 06. The one everyone here fell in love with and jiggled with every step
oh shit does that mean she might be playable?
>oh shit does that mean she might be playable?
Let's not get crazy, anon. 06 only during a prologue where we see her death
Everyone always posts the main girl but this one's way cuter. Wish you marketers would post more of her.
Also I can't buy your game since it's not on PC. If you marketer friends could take that to your higher ups, that'd be nice.
People can be excited about video games without being marketers, you pleb. You poorgay port beggars are the worst. You wouldn't hassle Nintendo to release Xenoblade on PC; why do you think it's okay to do it with a game on a different system?
Sorry I don't believe you. But I'm not being rude. It's okay, it's just your job I get it.
People can be "Excited about videogames" without constantly spamming several threads about the same game on the catalogue 24/7 that use the same images and posting style.
also
>I'm not a marketer
>calls people "poorgays" like marketers tend to
Where's the good gameplay?
No marketer is going to use the word gay, you idiot. If you saw the HBO leak of people paid to shill there series on forums and social platforms (one of which was rumoured to be tv) then you'd know that they were only allowed to use specific inoffensive swear words and had to stick to scripts. People save gifs and webms because they're sexy or exciting. You're just a paranoid homosexual.
Frick off homosexuals you don't give a shit about gameplay and only use it to bash Stellar Blade non of the GOTY games had any game play and were glorified walking sims with gay porn so you lot could wank and now that gamers get what they want you lot throw hissifit over it because of women face it women aren't going to kill themself over pair of breasts so get over yourself and get some help
>schizo rant
>still no gameplay
Embarrassing how weeb homosexuals or kslopgays like you forget all about gameplay for korean slop but all of a sudden every other game play is “walking sims” and other disingenuous bullshit. Frick you and your shitty game, it will die just like all koreanslop does.
>like all koreanslop does.
Like? Where are these countless Korean AAA games that have failed because of their shallow gameplay that you seem to keep pretending is the norm? You Discord trannies really need to actually put some effort into pretending you actually play video games.
hes not gonna answer you
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Video_games_developed_in_South_Korea
Here’s a list of giant steams of shit from Korea. Live service and button mashing slop, homosexuals.
>just links all Korean games as if it proves the point instead of actually pointing out specific failures of high profile games
>even shows off Korean games becoming more successful and high profile and mainstream over the years literally disproving the point
I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed. Well your argument, or rather the lack thereof has just proven my point that you don't actually play video games so thanks for making it easy for me.
>full list of 80% live service
>MUH SUCCESSFUL
kslopgay mentality LMAO
That's not an argument.
Yes it is, it means never to listen to kslophomosexuals like you about fun games.
So basically you can't name a single example.
Ye she looks hotter than Eve
goddamn, this must be what it feels like when Kojima shit connects with your taste/brain cause i need more wildly attractive women wielding obscenely mechanical armor and weapons.
I will now buy your game
I want to behead her
for me it's tachy
need dat
You forgot newgame+ is free unlike yaisraeliteza infinite sheckles
it's over bros..these asiatics sold out..all this shit about creating a game free outside influence was all for naught
The frick are you talking about , shit posting homosexual? The devs are Koreans that love PlayStation (and therefore video games, unlike you) and specifically for wanted it on the platform. Official Sony YouTube channels have being playing up the sexuality and nothing has been censored. This isn't Nintendo, where parts of the dialogue and gameplay are cut from the Japanese release, like with every fire emblem game in the last twenty years, or Animal Crossing, or Xenoblade, or SMT.
Shut the frick up dumb israelite troony cum gargling shit stain. I'm not buying this shit if it's going to get censored because these devs want to turn a quick profit to ESG. Frick you and your two dads b***h
you got it backwards, the "chuds" are the real audience
coulda fooled me with all the yappin and complaining and pro-censorship. Enjoy your game trooncel
Where's the censorship? Ironic that you're shit posting about troons when you're using zoomer lingo, you pathetic cuck. Post your broccoli haircut.
I hope fishing is fun
Tachy fricks aliens.
Every normal person will make fun of you if they see you playing this game
Stop lying, troony. Instagram, Twitter and tiktok normies have been hyping it up and posting thrist traps. It's okay to admit that you just don't own a PS5 and that you're jealous.
>always the same images
>always sucking off the game hard
>always trying to sell the product
>always "OMG THIS GAME MAKES EVERYONE SO MAD!!!!!!!!!"
Very organic. Discord link?
You sound mad
Any game I can't play is astroturfing! But not Steam games with direct links to buy them in the OP, because that doesn't count!
Absolute seething homosexual.
You don't see me making countless threads 24/7 sucking off videogames I'm looking forward to or played recently
>DUDE SEX LMAO OH MY GOOD IM GONNA-
And? Where's the good games at?
Dragon's Crown is actually a good game
But I don’t like any of those games
>DUDE SEX
Correct
The gameplay looks fun as frick. You sound like a prude, or a zoomer that doesn't understand that games used to have both good gameplay and sex appeal.
based. Gameplay looks like it could be good but im waiting to see no lockers and extended combos
>games used to have both good gameplay and sex appeal
this. also the argument that a game can only be good if it does not have sex appeal is moronic
>nu-western games take all sex appeal out
>games and characters are STILL shit if not even more shit and shallow than before
lol, lmao even
garbage
All flash, zero substance. Typical asiaticslop.
Cope & Seethe troony Stellar Blade will sell biliions
>le hecking style and no substance criticism
Is this the biggest Stellar Blade buzzword criticism? I have literally never seen a single fricking person actually articulate why they think it's lacking in substance according to their logic when from what we've seen there's more combat options than most action games released the past few years or even what's flashy about it cause this shit is not even flashy. It's incredibly readable.
Because Stellar Blade doesn't conform to they're ideologue
Because I've seen and played enough of "amazing" action asiaticslop to know what it means. These games make themselves look flashy with particle effects and overly "awesome" animations to hide the fact that their gameplay is basic and generic as frick. Nothing I've seen from the gameplay is anything above "average" either
The fact that you managed to still be unable to actually say WHY you think it looks basic or generic really proves what I said right and you actually have no idea what you're talking about.
if it's faster and has more particle effects than le fixed camera zip to enemy AAAslop combat it's all style no substance
this argument has been around since at least 2010
japan lost, weeb.
>game has blink
>blink icon is a bald dwarf with glowing eye
are you fricking kidding me, this edited right? no fricking way this is real
>that gameplay
this game will be forgotten a week after release. Then it will get a minor boost in interest when it comes to PC and all the coomers can mod the girl and jerk off to her in the hub like with MHW
yet trannies still want to censor the game so what does that tell you?
I dont care what trannies do because they are subhumans beneath me
>witch time
frick off are you serious, this shit is ruining action games
I'll buy it on PC
>Dodge spams
>Dodge animation is literal jusst Nier tomato animation
>nier style dodge spams
>dodge automatically slowmo even when the boss doesn't hit for some reason
huh?
>the gameplay doesnt count
Everytime
>shill blade
All piss poor in execution, but look! BOOBIES!! AND BUTT!!! WE EVEN ADDED PUSS!!!!
GAMING IS LE SAVED
I wouldn't say gaming is saved yet but it's heading in to right direction with Stellar Blade yes
wow... gameplay................
https://www.youtube.com/live/2NGPgglWRh8?si=-CKuYmNkilMsbjXS
?si=imbM5zMX1o30G_Eg
There you go little shitposter, 4.5 hours of gameplay.
The woman they scanned had great proportions, idk why they felt the need to ruin it by changing Eve's hips.
Wow. 4.5 of running through hallways and up and down stairs so we can look at her ass as she's running, with the occasional buggy random encounter and boss fights where the enemies have zero reaction to getting hit. How exciting!
but enough about God of War: Ragnarok
>and boss fights where the enemies have zero reaction to getting hit
I refuse to believe these Discord troony Shazamcuck posts aren't just fricking run through AI at this point. Black person you can literally fricking see bosses react excessively to attacks in every single boss gameplay shown. What the frick are you talking about?
>even has a fricking pod
koreans are just creatively bankrupt
It's her boyfriend talking through that floating machine or something.
Am I the only one that thinks this game looks like a PS2 era shovelware action game?
You goobers acting like it will save gaming or some shit. It's gonna suck hard
even bad PS2 games were at least honestly trying to some extent, rather than trying to force themselves onto porn sites like r34.
For a start, it looks like a genuine next gen game, rather than Dragon's Dogma 1.2. And the combat looks smooth and like classic Platinum style. But we all know that it'll have low reviews because of 'muh wymen' and review bombed on metacritic by jealous fanboy gays.
yeah, you're the only one. games that actually fit the description you gave include Assault Spy, all 3 Bayonetta games, Soulstice, and Valkyrie Elysium.
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxLUXHhmY1JnH_GXmMz18NoZD8LzAgezKe?si=H4J-g-LZAz8EZa-a
my dick stands no chance
Gaming is saved
>Gaming is saved
all flash, no substance
asiatics don't know how to make videogames. Bet they have fake games looking like this used in advertising for computers and monitors.
The gameplay is shit and just an excuse to pretend like it isn't just softcore porn
So actual video game and not a "mature cinematic experience" like the other trash
devs sold out
>Sony worked with them directly on things like localization and QA
Oh...
more like stellar shealth iykwim
notice how before the stock news it was like 3 people vs 20 troons shitting on the game and now after the article they've suddenly disappeared?
it's a troony game now that they've successfully got it censored behind the scenes. Fricking stupid troony homosexuals ruin everything
All I want is gorn
>censored
assblasted
Stellar Shit
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
We want the incel audience
gaming is saved
>she gets wet when it rains
FF7 Rebirth blown the frick out with their little twink climbing out of a dunk in the river without a drop of moisture on him. lol
troony journo tears splashing off her body.
nice
I've cummed so many times to her already oh my god.
refunding this shit until they confirm its not censored
PC Port WHEN, I NEEEEED ITTT
its a PS5 exclusive, you need to buy a PS5 to play it
If I can't see her butthole while she's going up a ladder then why even play the game?
2B is still Queen.
It just looks like a worse nier with a less attractive protagonist tbh
You know what? I could not give a shit for the fanservice, if this manages to sell well enough maybe "somebody" will realize which demographic actually plays videogames.
Spoiler alert, its not women.
coomer trannies don't play videogames either
I know you don't but what does that have to do with Stellar Blade? Don't you have minors to groom in Genshin Impact? What are you doing here?
No, I'd rather play an actual game like Mark of The Ninja.
>platformer slop
im sure you have a library of refined tastes kek
Why are koreans such coomers?
>porn is illegal
>government was advised by a literal feminist cult for years
They are course correcting
This is too loose
Eve is pure!
pure sex.
I agree
Tasteless shit, bawds deserve the rope
Gamers will defend this shit instead of just having sex lmao
Its all over after this one btw, they went public so prepare to see everything gutted.
It's so tiring. Why do asiatics keep doing this?
>there will be less outfits with too much exposure or somewhat revealing designs
Who decides what "too much exposure" is? and how do they think that vindictus was kept alive all these years?
what in the world
>that thigh2ass ratio
god bless korea
I swear her model changes depending on the costume. Her ass is not that big in
or any other costume shown in this thread.
It does, the skindentation from the suits are baked into a new model each time.
fricking putrid smelly plastic asiatic grifters went public RIGHT before sb release
what is "going public"?
sounds like some kinda exposé
This game is going to be impossible to talk about until they put the demo up and people can actually play it.
This game is going to flop
Playstation gamers do not like sexy women
It's literally the most preordered PS5 game currently even above DD2. This push against sexy woman is not Playstation games, it's Sony themselves trying to force it on Playstation gamers.
that's why they went public instead of standing their ground. now they're going to sell this shit to esg
its over
How is that plastic blow up doll in any way sexy?
Even the haters admit it's sexy with their constant seething about the hecking guys whacking off to it lmao
smell that? it smells like victory, the goddess of victory
Now that the ip counters have been removed i guess that will make it easier to shill your Black person game
This is a no troony zone. You need to leave
we are console warriors and racists here, not trannies
get it right
legend has it that if you throw a big temper tantrum a game will come to your platform
When is the release date of the game?
Why didn't they use this model for Eve?
imagine the leglocks
Please tells me she shows off her base ass
Yes she does but I'm not posting it
Spoonfeed me the name at least pls
xxapple
Based, thanks
Good lord
Current one is good
Her face looks weird. Glad they used their own for Eve's.
Eh, she cute. Not that there's anything wrong with Eve, but I wouldn't mind them scanning her face for the ingame model, too.
They did, she is Tachy.
Is this officially confirmed or does she just look similar coincidentally?
She is tachy
Let's fix that
Why did u make her deaf?
So I can tackle her from behind.
You homosexual coomers better do you job and buy this trash im tired of you homies complaining about uggos in western media then buying it anyways.
I want atleast 10 milly
Lmao this is like when you see 50 daily threads complaining about FF and then you see turn based jrpgs barely breaking 2 millions
not really
The asshurt is legendary
>20 boss battles
>30 outfits
Is this supposed to impress people ? I cannot even count how much outfits and boss battles there is in Elden Ring and Nioh 2.
Yeah but all the outfits in ER and Nioh 2 suck ass and every boss in Nioh 2 and most bosses in ER are shit.
There's like around 17 that don't become either minibosses in the overworld, regular enemies or are just reskins of another boss.
what is eve thinking about?
unironically, tentacles.
>woke
more disingenuous comments the demo gameplay is on youtube but you dont care
A game developer is making a game whose visuals are catering to straight men and that is not allowed. Leftoids are seething because their influence is limited to the western hemisphere.
new esg stellar blade costume dropped after going public
on my way to preorder
Already had me at 20240311_142004.jpg
EVE IS SOFT!
it's been like 20 years since I used to admire kim whatever's art and FINALLY we have a game worthy of it to some extent
I am convinced each outfit will alter the size of her ass.
>that jittery movement
just not gonna buy your game is all
>The korea ice skate
Why is there no root motion for the animations. Why make a game with a budget and still have the main character sliding around, wtf.
korea is the worst asian type, their culture is hand me downed thrice over
I'm not buying it without a Nikke cameo or collab or a PC/mobile version.
>Stellar Blade making am*rican morons shit in fear
nice
>Sony worked with them directly on things like localization and QA
Absolutely massive red flags there.
who else was going to fund them when they needed money
Oh I don't know, the literal billions they got from gachanig consoomers from Nikke? But of course 90% of that goes to their CEO's pockets instead.
bro stellar blade needed funds in 2019 before nikke even launched
It's crazy how ShiftUp went from fair and humble with Destiny Child, to the point they didn't make too much profit due to how overly generous they were, to making bank with Nikke, to selling out by going public.
Anon no, not this time. I promise you, they didn't mess with the game badly. Just he bare minimum.
>bayonetta invented perfect dodge
im sleep
smooth
I'm glad they made put this fat frick into the game
who
俏妞qiaoniu
No, she doesn't do porn
i just saw her naked
i came
thanks
Glad I helped
>No, she doesn't do porn
>i just saw her naked
that's questions
I don't have yellow fever.
She isn't yellow
jesus christ she mogs eve
if she was more muscular i'd buy but no thanks.
I'm actually gonna buy a PS5 for this. Well, not this. I'm buying it for Death Stranding 2 but I'm not gonna wait until that game comes out and get it in time for Stellar Blade instead.
>image search
>stellar blade danbooru
>5 arts
lol this is pathetic
>a game is only good if it has fanart
you're right you are pathetic
See
Not with that tomata dodge spams and shitty ice skating animations either
This sounds more like a bayonetta successor than anything.
No pc no buy
>30 outfits
SOLD
Games like this one really put into perspective how shit Ganker has become and how filled with zoomers who think they're based it really is.
You're going into full onions meltdown over a game that isn't even out based on cherry picked videos from the developers. You are focusing only on the sexually visual aspect of the game, throwing away the high possibility that the game will be utter shit, like trannies and nigs focus on games having nigs and trannies in them while ignoring that the rest of the game is shit.
There is no difference anymore between Ganker, reddit and xitter, it's just different flavours of the same terminal moronism. You don't even need to go back.
Shit was the same with 2b. Nothing has changed moron.
Nier had much more than 2B, it incorporated many genres into gameplay, focused heavily on fourth wall breaks to tell a story in which the player is as much a functional character as the rest of the cast. They can't even compare. Even from what was shown until release, the Automata was vastly superior to anything we see from Stellar Blade.
Based on what has been shown so far, it will have a braindead story, with genshin impact "press one button for awesome" combat, but with souls like health and stamina system. It would be fine if it would be treated like that, but Ganker has been for weeks pretending this game will be some immaculate masterpiece because the devs have shown ass and breasts.
Cope troony
huh? 2B is troony now?
Anon, this game isn't even out yet. Before nier automata came out shit was the same.
By comparison nier automata looks like total shit, even when nier was announced people were talking about how awful the lighting and how the game looked like it was covered in a filter that smeared everything out and looked gray.
Anon... Stellar Blade looks as good for a 2024 game as Automata looked for a 2017 game. Look beyond the ass and see how shit environments look. It even has the gas filter that Automata did, though to a much lower extent.
And the difference was that people here salivated over 2B, but acknowledged the flaws of the game. This time they are salivating over Eve and ignore everything else. I am not saying the women are not hot, I am saying the rest of them game looks like shit.
No, not at all. Nier automata was built on an in-house engine and it could have used unreal engine instead, which looked better at the time.
Stellar blade also uses unreal engine so it's really the best you can get right now.
It's the best engine you can get but the game doesn't look like it it's newer than 2018. Even the hair physics have been downgraded since the teaser a few years back.
>And the difference was that people here salivated over 2B, but acknowledged the flaws of the game. This time they are salivating over Eve and ignore everything else. I am not saying the women are not hot, I am saying the rest of them game looks like shit.
I wonder what is it about this game in particular thats attracting your disingenuous c**ts.
you're a homosexual with no real points and you pretend that the thing that youre mad about isnt the thing that you're obviously mad about. So not only you're an imbecile to care so much about a game you wont play, but you're also a coward.
Found the full demo. Resetera troons are as always, stupid.
>same attack pattern over and over until special attack charges
>special attack is on button and a cool animation
>barebones blocking
>QTEs
>zero combat variety
Either this guy doesn't play it right, or the combat is in truth korean MMO tier, not the good MMOs tho.
asiatic amateur shit.
The game feels cheap all over, character animations are clunky, facial animations are a mess and ragdolls are 2010 tier.
>QTEs in cutscenes
>batman vision
>music, despite sounding good, doesn't fit at all
Compare this to the Nier Automata demo and it gets mogged into oblivion.
Even moreso considering the one gameplay in the link came from game jurnos.
Everyone that played the demo has said the gameplay's good.
>Everyone
Who? Because those webm and youtube look like shit, there are people praising Nier dodge spam after all, so they can't be trusted. Especially with koreaboo, those imbecile will praise anything korea related
No one played it for more than a few minutes because Sony deleted it from their PS5s.
I actually read gameplay impressions on the internet. Even resetera users who played the demo were praising it.
Where? Shut the frick up Joseph. Just show me these praises. Because the animations here look amateurish as shit
https://www.resetera.com/threads/stellar-blade-demo-now-available-on-ps5-up-dead.825321/
You can find several here that managed to catch the demo.
>anons unironically keep up with and browse resetera these days
owari da
move the goalposts
Sad I know. Doesn't invalidate my point, tho.
The only thing there is it played like soulclone but with no stamina and
>gonna start with the positives
>1. ass (yeah the outfit is pretty showy and impractical but aside from one shot of her body contorting weirdly the camera acts pretty agnostic to it and eve at least has her own agency)
>2. game sure does look pretty
>that's basically it and i kinda wish the game looked worse cause it feels like they prioritized looking pretty over whether the game actually plays good
>it feels like there's an inconsistent delay on the light attack specifically, several moves are hold inputs that don't need to be hold inputs, the parry feels atrocious no thanks to the unclear janky hitboxes on enemy attacks
>the game has some light platforming but it has that hyper weighty AAA western game movement so it feels really shitty, but at least that's only there a handful of times and only if you go off the beaten path
>and this isn't really an "issue" personally cause i don't give a shit about yellow paint but i'm stoked to see the culture war grifters trying to make this game their martyr not bring up the fact there's yellow paint all over the goddamn place in this after pitching a hissy fit over it with re4 three fricking times
>also it's a soulslike as it turns out, it has the same health and checkpointing system which... idk feels like a weird fit for what's supposed to be a fast-paced hack and slash?
>oh i almost forgot to mention but WHY DOES A LINEAR HACK AND SLASH HAVE DETECTIVE VISION
Where is the fricking praises?
>WHY DOES A LINEAR HACK AND SLASH HAVE DETECTIVE VISIO
LMAO Ubisoft slop
>KimDongSuk turn on my Plastic Surgery vision I need to find the Silicone tracks
>it feels like there's an inconsistent delay on the light attack specifically, several moves are hold inputs that don't need to be hold inputs, the parry feels atrocious no thanks to the unclear janky hitboxes on enemy attacks
Yeah we see a lot of shitty hitboxes and boss literal clipping through EVE, this shit reek of UE5 amateur trash
Sound like the typical copycat asiatic game
You lie if that's the only thing you found.
What are you even trying to prove?
homie no one gonna looking the whole 10 pages something for whoah this kpop shit is masterpiece nip is finished asiatic won fricking shit dick sucking Kim wiener clits
What are you even trying to say here? Everyone critism this asiaticshit are troony or what? If they're transhit i still believe them because the webm posted here are all look amateurish as frick
Why do you hate koreans so much?
Why do you care? What?
I want to highlight this resetera post is from an actual troony.
What?
>eve at least has her own agency
>Christ's radiance at least was portrayed good enough
>Muhammad's horse's feathers at least were long enough
I can't take this shit seriously. Plus the positive reviews were probably deleted and banned because they didn't ape out enough against it.
What you fricks and others i didn't tag in the post don't get is that this crying tears of blood and vomiting like you're being hacked with a chainsaw by a hockey wearing mass murderer feels forced, fake and reaching hard considering the game isn't any different from most games coming out today. It's like you're all shills who found that the solution to getting your threads killed is to pretend to be moronERA upper middle class privileged white men in dresses who spend their days b***hing about women's asses in video games, and inbetween that, you also post some angles that cause some lurkers to pitch tents in their pants and others to cum lightly. And that's how you shill your game here.
>I actually read gameplay impressions on the internet
>lel oppa sanghereo kimchi Dongguk my Kpop is teh best XXXXXD
>Nigs and trannies
Only trannies.
Nigs din't care if there are Nigs in the game, only trannies and women do.
Nigs are comfortable with thinking they're literally Goku.
People are comparing it to nier and sekiro for some reason but everything about the alleged design just screams bayonetta.
The difficulty modes, the time slowing dodges. The fact that the game is supposedly short, meaning it's meant to be replayed bayonetta dmc style, etc.
>methodical games like Sekiro
so Black folk playing this asiatic shit are casuals who dont even know at all about actual action games like sekiro.
pc kid assblasted
You guys should watch some gameplay trailers and footage before malding. It takes very little to find them: https://youtu.be/V6XYHiBxkvk
I think all of you going "where's the gameplay? must be a shit game" are disingenuous.
because they are, its prot begging homosexuals AGAIN
The OP was listing things about the game that aren't about the sex appeal but these anons still got outraged.
>posts video made of cutscenes with 20 seconds of actual gameplay
>not even concrete gameplay, but a few attack animations with cuts in between
you can't be for real
That was just an example.
You can find more footage if you want. There are many right now thanks to the demo.
Does this game actually have anything going for it other than "Look at our asian barbie doll with defined nipples and pussy lips"?
Look for gameplay yourself, dishonest tradcuck/redditor.
Seething status?
>woman protagonist
bye
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