Stellar Blade

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If critics ratings don't matter then why are you mad at what you knew would happen?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >why are you mad
      Because they exist

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >If critics ratings don't matter to you*
      But they affect the game's perception which affects sales which affects the potential for more games like it
      moron

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >If critics ratings don't matter then why are you mad at what you knew would happen?
      Because they can't even make a token reason for why the game sucks, they are literally just saying "The game is good, I can't support a game that has breasts and ass"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        NOOOO!

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This will give them the ick

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        But I still think that's what these articles are doing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Does this work?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'll try it and report back

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >all american white people
    yep, classic

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I knew this excessive shilling on Ganker is just a way for grifters to gain engagement.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    pajeets marketer thread

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they all white?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are they all white?
      >Cruz

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do people even give a frick what these air bags have to say? Who gives a frick?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Who gives a frick?
      Developers, I think. Otherwise Modern Western video games canon regarding female characters likely wouldn't look like this.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      See

      >If critics ratings don't matter to you*
      But they affect the game's perception which affects sales which affects the potential for more games like it
      moron

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are shills doxxing reviewers that give bad reviews to their games?
    Is this acceptable now?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    One on the top left is a homosexual

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He calls himself "asexual" in the Stellar Blade review quoted in OP - because that's definitely what belongs in there, but yeah same difference
      >I don't want to just both-sides this into mush. There's been a lot of deserved talk about the male gaze and the part it played in how Eve looks. As someone with a lot of experience unlearning that same male gaze, I have an editor-scaring amount of thoughts on how Stellar Blade fails Eve, why I actually like her core design, and why I expect plenty of people to feel a similarly neutral way once everyone can actually play this game. To explain all this, I am forced to once again break out my greatest superpower: asexuality.

      >This article is not about me, but I should explain where I'm coming from. For me, romantic and sexual attraction are not only foreign but utterly undesirable. So more than with your average person, games like Stellar Blade bark up the wrong tree when they assume that I, as a man, am eager to gawk at and fantasize about characters like Eve. She's hot! I like her! I'd consider myself sex-positive, but I truly, from the pit of my gut, do not care.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        How much to bet this guy has SA on a rap sheet.
        It is shame we can't check criminal records. He sounds like a sex offender trying to hide.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the Rollingstone guy is based and correctpilled

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What is he correct about?

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do these numale homosexuals all look the same?

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No one fricking care you stupid fricking Black person. Stop shitting up the board.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How interesting, Rolling Stone's moron doesn't know difference between vassal and vessel.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >culture war accelerates
    unsurprising

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >a bunch of neutered gays hate women

    gee, no shit?

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >0 minutes since gaming journalists seethed over Stellar Blade

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    and they are right about Stellar Blade is the coomerbrainlets' generic game, chudcel

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this JUST IN
    VIDEO GAMES ARE FOR TEENAGERS
    WHAT??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      gross

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