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Leftists are reviewbombing the game
>libshits hate beauty
And the sky continutes to be blue
no shit
Leftists hate everything that is good.
Trannies out in full force today. Ganker is filled with this bullshit today.
Bought
Let them cry
Any actual evidence of this, or does Ganker just believe everything they're told now?
what are you doing?
just don't look at her then if you get too distracted by her design, moron
>at least you can cover her up!
you just know this homosexual cranks it to the most degenerate possible porn he can find
Game is actually being review bombed by onions drinkers
For a second I thought the picture was one of the AI Tinder pic analyzer
Leftism is mental illness, i refuse to believe otherwise.
>the combat and music are great
>the visuals are great aside from the attractive cis female
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm....
>attractive cis female
yes, that's -20 points
why do these guys always look like aged up children
No enough testosterone to make the body more masculine
Lmfao @white people
The moronic part is that IGN once claimed that the devs never saw a real woman in their life and are offended by the 'hypersexual' outfits, have clearly never been to a bar, gym, or beach where women basically prostitute themselves out and WANT to be ogled at.
i would kill this whiteboi on god
Im pretty sure thats a israelite
>britbonger
>went to shit womens college with trash rankings
>63 year old librarian glasses
Yeah this they/thems just another agent of the israelites without even realising it.
Dudes got those butthole eyes with the SSRI stare
I don't get these guys, when I played the demo I was too focused on the enemy attacks to pay attention to her outfits or even the jiggling. The parrying focus legitimately makes the eye candy not relevant when you're actually playing the game.
>Egregious hyper sexualisation
>Weird camera angles
>weird jiggle physics
EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW s*x!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
moot?
have these Black folk ever played a game where you can customize your character? Making them look out of place is part of the fun.
I've been telling you fricks for a decade now, if it's asian in origin add 1-1.5 points out of 10 to any score from israeli run country "reviewers" like from the U.S. and EU to get something closer to the truth.
They cannot help but be biased, BG3's ample amount of homosexualry earned it a higher score and games with nice looking ladies lose points, simple as. It even has BLM negative bias, Kingdom Come Deliverance and FFXVI both lose points because they aren't filled with africans and shit.
Anything normal bad, propaganda points good.
People like this are always secretly the most perverted and prone to sexual misconduct. Thinking this game is bad because it has sexy outfits is a red flag that you are a sexual deviant imo
>The visuals are great
>except for the attractive woman
w-what
sure, let them bark
We know, evil hates beauty
How salty are resetera/gamingcirclejerk right now?
HOLY FRICKING KWAB
Oh, so now priors matter, but when it happens for real then it's another sad victim of the prison industrial complex?
It's pretty bad. They're making multiple threads on the exact same thing from the same person
Resetera is by and large pretty positive about the game, because it's actually a good game and what the PS5 really needs now, a good exclusive. It's a minority who are obsessed with the sexualization, and furthermore it's funny that these types have been totally unable to halt discussion of Stellar Blade or dominate threads for it. You can see them needling others and trying to cast wide insinuations on people who are just looking to play the game. They're all over that "women in gaming" thread crying about how ineffective they are.
Fake and gay.
>Still seething beyond lunacy
Yikes and cringepilled
They are buying it on Steam to review it?
Wow, I'm sure the devs are mad about those sales.
and? they seethe for everything, let them have fun while I have mine
>implying they are having fun and not fricking seething while violently typing fake reviews
Nothing is worse than leftists.
Literally nothing.
>Make your own choice to put EVE in a bunny suit
>WTF WHY'S SHE IN A BUNNY SUIT DURING STORY BEATS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Liberals quite literally invent things to be "angry" about
He looks like the onions version of Dennis Reynolds.
>sexy women are not human
>btw we're feminists
This would die if he went to the beach
You even find girls with huge boobs wearing thongs
troony moment
Queer-friendly horniness is not the same as straight cis male gaze fanservice
>mixing up sex and gender again
Why are chuds so uneducated?
>no you dont get it we made up that a word that is a synonym of sex means something other than sex conveniently so we can be female if we want
not how it works dumbass and no one buys into this pedophile's scientific experiment anymore just suicide already like his test subject
Can't change your chromosomes.
But how did Arnie manage to do it? Was Arnie actually Ranma'ing out?
>literally who with a handful of views and likes
can you stop the rage baiting, FSB agent?
It's a thegamer journalist
The similarity between the Fable protagonist and the playground employee...
>all these samegay replies
holy shit
humiliation ritual thread
can't wait to see the user reviews
go leave homosexual.
back to troonyera
Of course they are, they don't understand the concept of fun
Are they?
Weren’t they like “lmao nobody cares about the sexy lady in Stellar Blade incel!”
>Weren’t they like “lmao nobody cares about the sexy lady in Stellar Blade incel!”
They are always flip flopping between
>nobody cares, chud!
and
>this is a hate crime against humanity!!
It's hilarious really
kek the autistic spammer got BTFO
what went wrong in the brains of leftists to do this?
I will now buy it.
>Leftists are reviewbombing the game
Based.
The only thing this will accomplish is showing people that video game journalists and reviewers are useless and more interested in pushing their agenda than anything else.
>people think generic go here do x action game is generic
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE FRICKING LEFTIES REEEE REEEE REEEE
and apparently they're the snowflakes
Sure is a lot of "it's like, generic and stuff" criticism there.
well, they don't have any money so who gives a shit?
IF you're not a moron, then you don't care.
a -5 point penalty isn't going to sink the game.
But Korea ban bikini.....
KEK
korea banned bikinis?
I'm pretty sure they are making fun of the bikini schizo
Bikini-anon, where are you? Your response?
I thought bikinischizo had a meltdown and switched to saying Japan was the cucked one after last year. Is my bikinischizo lore outdated?
Game?
Eversoul
It looks to me that there were multiple schizos.
Maybe he has BPD
Theres either somehow two of them or more likely he's bipolar. There'll be a post about Korea's bikini ban and Japan's superiority because of it then next there'll be a post about Japan's videogame bikini ban, shit makes no sense.
You mixed-up the bikinischizo with the the kishidaschizo
theyre different people? i refuse to believe it
>no jiggle mechanics
why even bother? just make it a dude at that point.
There are jiggle mechanics; you are not looking hard enough.
Original bikini homosexual I can remember popped up in Love Live threads
Bikini schizo was a psyop all along to get more bikinis added to games, since this was successful they since vanished and imitators have taken their place
https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/korean%20bikini/
This dumbfrick posts on /vrpg/ as well some other boards, I think. The dedication is astounding.
Yup, where are you, bikini schizo shill?
Another heavy blow for bikini schizos everywhere.
So what are the odds this won't even be featured at the TGAs like Hogwarts Legacy?
Why should it be ?
Because it's a game?
Ywnbaw
0%. Even though trannies hate fun they’re still sexual degenerates
you're all just porn addicted homosexuals that want to be constantly stimulated because youve fried your dopamine receptors.
>you're all just porn addicted homosexuals that want to be constantly stimulated because youve fried your dopamine receptors.
constant stimulation with dopamine is exactly what video games are about so if you don't like it then frick off from video game board you stupid fricking Black person
But enough about Baldur's Gate 3.
>See girl in bikinis immediately think about porn.
Stay away from the beaches and pools, freak
Ultimate reward: Black pearl nanosuit
Eve looks like the kind of woman who knows exactly what she has and use it to the fullest to gains what she wants
Goddammit is Automata again. I'm buying a game just for the coom.
OBEY
YOUR
PENIS
Any thongs that actually go up the butt?
GET BLACKED GET BLACKED GET BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKED
I mean, some of those do look like QoS/Q shaped patterns...
Eve was made for BNC not BBC
Imagine the mods if it was on PC.
Korean game. Of course the females would be used for Blacked porn and Blacked tattoo mods.
Imagine the mods once it releases on PC a few months later*
It runs on UE it is a free port and Sony loves money.
Who is this supposed to appeal to?
me
To a married man after a hard day from work and want to lay her down immediately.
Normal people who dont worship troons.
me
I'm damaged. Thought you wrote Blacked pearl nanosuit.
i genuinely hate that plastic asiatic face
Glorious seething granny. Join the 69%!
COME TO PC
>Studio CEO is proud of the game being a Playstation exclusive
It's over for you, PCkeks.......
I honestly do not think it is possible without Shift Up changing some core features of the game. Stellar Blade uses dualsense to an insane degree. Levels require you to use it, you need to look at it and much more. An eventual PC port (if there will ever be one) will be watered down immensely as a result.
Oh yeah, just like how the new Ratchet and Clank game depended so hard on the PS5's SSD...
You do know PC can use multiple controller types, and already have programs that can emulate whatever the Dualsense does?
The game doesn't magically turn itself PC compatible with a controller change, you absolute fricking Black person beggar get the frick out of my sight
Now imagine if you could use a Dualsense controller on the PC with the Dualsense features.........
Are you legitimately moronic?
>PCBlack person cope
Lmao
how much did snoy pay you?
oh wait, you are doing it for free?
damn
I only know you spent x3 times on your PC compared to what i spent for my PS5 and tomorrow you cant play Stellar Blade lmaooo!
I thought the bunny suit would be the lewdest she’d get, but no. God bless Shift Up.
That's it? Would have expected something a bit more than the skin suit but I guess this is fine.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE stop liking attractive women you incels
have a nice day frognewniger
I will now preorder the deluxe version of the game
Reward for doing what exactly?
sexoo
Big L for lefties today
Is this how the pecker puffers felt when Lies of P came out?
Damn. How can anyone who isn't a troony or a leftist cuck hate on this game.
They can't.
But think again whos opinions get pushed 24/7?
KOREA BAN BIKINI!!!!
Daily reminder that porn is absolutely allowed in korea as long as it does not depict male/female genitalia, see korean manhwas where those are censored with solid white colour.
Bare breasts are fine too and don't have to be censored.
>porn is allowed in korea as long as its censored and not porn
We need to genocide feminists and troons
>>porn is allowed in korea as long as its censored and not porn
softcore porn is still porn
attractive, sexual main character in skimpy clothes in a video game is not porn
That has nothing to do with leftists. It's ultraconservatives trying to preserve public morals.
>Daily reminder that porn is absolutely allowed in korea as long as it does not depict male/female genitalia, see korean manhwas where those are censored with solid white colour.
You are mistaken, the very reason South Korea has all these pornographic webtoons is exactly because they are outlawed from having an actual porn industry, with real people screwing each other for profit.
These webtoons circumvents the law which is specific about filmed productions with real people.
>no 3dpd garbage
>internally consistent unlike muttoid laws that make paying for sex illegal unless it's paying for sex on camera
>remove exploitation and degeneracy associated with real life porn
very based
Stellar feet covered with heels. Not a true bikini.
we need a footgay cleansing
Sounds incredibly gay.
Why does her belly button look so weird in all her costumes?
Because you are a seething troon/roastie.
because you're a seething troony or femcel.
LMFAO
So much for that ban
>safe horny slop
no thanks
Lmao for that line alone you need to add +1.5 to the score
The glitches must be groundbreaking
>Yeah so it looks great, plays great and has a great story but I got a glitch once and it has attractive women 1/10
The one on the left has a manjaw to appease the troons. The one on the right has a nice feminine face.
Correct
>Left is a woman body with a male face
>Right is simply a woman (female)
Hope it make sense now.
>woman body with a male face
if you got lips like that i'ma smack your ass bro, no homo
You like botox injected lips, homosexual?
Yes. My gf gets botox injections. So squishy.
does it make a difference for blowjobs
Of course
Keep your Bogdanoff fetish outside my videogames.
Left can be twisted into being queer in some way because the character is surrounded by gays and homosexuals.
Because a naked person is a human body; skimpy clothing is a tease, the implications that there's something they don't want you to see but that they're still inviting1 you to find out. Naturally the crowd screeching "safe horny" doesn't understand an ounce of intimacy or social interaction.
1with consent
Left side uses pastel color palate, team colors of trannies and their allies.
Also happens to be the color motif used for literal babies lmao.
Anglos are unironically racist. If it isn't purely westoid they will shit all over it.
they are racist against asians
Left
>made by ~~*them*~~
Right
>not made by ~~*them*~~
stop trying to think their arguments are based on logic
Jen Zee (the art director for Supergiant) is an asian woman though.
So?
She can draw whatever she wants. If the higher ups say not, it won't be in the game.
it's just californian exceptionalism, left was made by a western company with californian ideals, it gets to stay, they bent the knee. right was made by some asiatic slope company who need to get back on the plantation, it needs to die, it needs to be KILLED
leftoids one and only tool is gaslighting.
ok, now post her bare feet
Can anyone confirm if theres an augment in the game that increases her breast size? One review mentioned it
I know certain outfits change her bust size/shape/placement, don't know otherwise.
frick reviews homie I want MONEY
release it on PC then you hard r
Bikinichads we won
>I like this design, I just don't like that men like it
why are women like this
>implying it's women
>NOOOOO NOT THE STUPID SEXY OUTFITS THAT RUIN THE WHOLE STORY
kek
>AAAAAAAHHHHH IT RUINS THE STORY STOP FORCING ME TO WEAR THEM AAAAAAAHHHHH
You do know he's saying that he likes the outfits in the end, right?
forced horny
Unironically
Why do these people still got a job?
they're the only ones willing to waste their time churning this shit out for dirt wages
Why don't they just fricking admit they like it?
b-but that doesn't match the general consensus!
wrongthink is bad
>Why don't they just fricking admit they like it?
They can't. They are literally paid to inject your mindshare with their propaganda
I unironically never had interest at the game because I thought it's just another Korean coombait trash that is a thinly veiled skinnerbox with scammy p2w tactics and soulless story, but all this coverage these morons gave the game made me try it out and it's genuinely very polished a quality combination of many successful games in a sexy and genuinely next Gen looking package.
These people are so unbelievably stupid, they got me into this game by their unwitting and incessant need to feel morally superior due to their projection as actual reprobates.
God bless. We are healing.
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alien ass proportions
Wow anon I didn't you know you were such an edgy rayciss
and? that's just a deflection unless you can provide a 1:1 model of both the character and girl it was "based" on
The pictured Asian is the model that EVE was based on, you disingenuous c**t
https://twitter.com/ShiftUpWorld/status/1741368744423600593?s=20
>Verification not required.
>was based on
moron. where's the raw data from the capture? they turned a 5'3" Korean girl into a 6' goofy ass lookin alien
Much like other face and full body scans, they touched her up to make her look like a video game character. Except they made her much prettier instead of turning her into Nikocado.
>goal posting
stop making absurd looking alien girls, dumb kpop stans
Baldurs Gate, Horizon, Pokemon Go and Starfield are readily available for you to consoom if you want "realistic" women, gaylord
And Tom Cruise is sized up half a foot in every game he's mocapped for
Am I supposed to act like it wasn't drawn from a real human bean? Why am I supposed to be angry about this, O' Arbiter of Taste?
>forced sex appeal
Are we sure that this isn't a false flag by Gankertards that snuck into journo spaces?
It's hilarious how much of a disclaimer he has to give before declaring he still likes the design just so the trannies don't fire him.
Now I WILL buy your game on lauch day.
kek even leftists love the game
How long until they try to coopt it and say it was always le trans friendly?
Don't care. Not buying a PS5.
this
PC fricking when
The game has a level where you need to look at your PlayStation controller in order to see where to jump next. Truly an exclusive title.
but at some point it was developed for PC as well until snoy came in
You mean like Ninja Gaiden Black had a literal Xbox shaped token as a special unlock and REmake had a Game Cube console in the underground lab? Those were literal in-game assets and yet they got altered just fine when those went multiplatform. The PS5 Sense controller gimmick is even easier to just flat out remove if needed.
Never
It is insane because this game has so many extremely distinct dualsense features that quite frankly cannot be used on or implemented in a same way on PC
It is unironically PS5 first actual system seller
You tech illiterate console cucks do know that you can use Playstation controllers and damn near every controller ever made on the PC right?
never ever
Same. I gave Sony playstation AKA the lag macheen a chance in order to play BB. Not making that mistake again
So according to Chinese reviewer mention:
>After clearing the game, equipment and status cannot be inherited for the second gameplay, and everything starts from scratch.
>Including the clothes you worked so hard to collect will also be cleared.
>The game ONLY has one save file.
>After clearing the level, you cannot go back and freely explore and complete the collection.
>He hope the official version will have some adjustment.
>Important sub plot lines (usually involve trophies or costumes) are predictable.
>Puzzle are hardcore with no clear instructions (For ex. Mathematical Olympiad question)
>Integrated results in a large map exploration experience is sluggish, boring and even irritating. The feeling becomes more obvious in the later stage.
Do we have a full list of all her outfits yet?
None but apparently there around 30 costume.
Side quest you earn can either be some irrelevant stuff or the costume.
>30 costumes
>in a action game
>without any MTX bullshit
crazy
>no MTX
>in a Korean game
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
They have Nikke's $60 costumes for their MTX income
they finally found a good balance sell it in haha and make single player games without the bullshit
That sucks.
>Puzzle are hardcore with no clear instructions (For ex. Mathematical Olympiad question)
Sure bro and the troony reviewers where able to do them? XD
Pretty sure they didn't even bother finishing the game.
im going to need you to change that can to a Monster
This has to be shooped...right? Are we having Kojimbo moment BEFORE Pee Standing 2 is out?
>This has to be shopped, right?
Follow the chain of replies.
The white Monster Zero please
Yeah, they've already announced that game has no new game+ and it's coming later after release
Sucks, but at least we know it's coming down the line
apparently ng+ is in the launch update so we're getting it immediately
>apparently ng+ is in the launch update so we're getting it immediately
If that's true then that's amazing news
It true.
thanks for beta testing console bros
>>The game ONLY has one save file.
funny how this wasnt a problem when dd2 came out
>funny how this wasnt a problem
why are trannies lying now? everyone was pissed about it.
>37#21 = 928
>77#44 = 3993
>123#17 = 14840
>71#6 = ?
okay, what's the difference between the numbers, 16, divide 928 by that, 58
oh look 37+21 = 58
does this work for every other number?
77-44 = 33
77+44 = 121
33*121 = 3993
so the answer is 65*77=5005
literally took me a minute
>math olympiad level
more like journalist olympiad
so its a good porn but a bad game,danm
>clear game
>try game on a HardR difficulty
>progress stolen from you
I knew the open world sections were going to be shit, goddamn it
Is there ANY skin that shows her feet, toes or soles?
I am almost buying this but I don't like to buy games on release day, the devs said anything about patches or additional content in the future or some bullshit like this?
>Fully fledged video game with 30 costumes
WHAT YEAR IS IT
Does Eve have modeled nipples? Feels kind of pointless to put her in these revealing outfits if there's no hint of areola.
There is. You can see the outline of her nipples on her skin suit.
Eve has big pizza saucer areolae.
Nah, they look modeled into the suit and not the character.
So is she like a cyborg or a robot? Not bothered learning anything about the games setting and characters.
Bio-human with enchanced/robotic parts likes brain or bones or muscle. Pic related. You can see her metallic bone
An android perchance
You can't just say perchance
the lifekind
All that ass, but no shape.
Right Right? finally someone get's it, huge hips with a small ass looks weird, chun li from sf6 has that exact problem, it looks wrong.
Her being person makes her a little less hot but alright.
Pretty sure they were manufactured and mass produced.
People are also manufactured and mass produced
She's a lot hotter as a thing I can do what I please with. Why I like 2B.
What happen to Tachy?
Naytiba'd dot coom
nyooo
needs pubes
BIKINISCHIZO, YOU HAVE MY FULL PERMISSION TO OFF YOURSELF, homosexual.
He will do no such thing. Bikinischizo is my favorite schizo and unlike some other freaks he never hurt or annoy nobody. He a good boy. He just concerned about potential lack of bikini in vidya.
is that an attractive woman in asian vidya? aaahhhhhh im going insane!
Bikini schizo wont like this
he was always wrong
global when
nope bikinis are banned in korea since 2020
some moron schizo told me this since his shitty gacha refuses to use them where persona 3 remake had them so Japan is better and Korea is woke trash
Is this the new Stranger of Paradise?
Critics and gays hate it. Real gamers love it.
Read this review
Do we know what clothes come with the Deluxe edition or whatever?
so is it a stylish fighting game like Bayonetta/DMC/Ninja Gaiden?
No it's lockon arpg kind of game
There are dial combos and also active skills that use energy, attacking builds energy
You and enemies both have a guard meter(although most enemies in the demo don't guard at all)
There's timed deflects to fill stagger bar
It's definitely more combo centric, though. The skill tree has all sorts of conditional teleport dodge counters that are gonna give you free hits when enemy uses a blue attack or something like that. Seems like it will be an offensive momentum based game like Nioh
I will buy every clothing DLC this game will offer!
Healing feels good!
So I guess the game will be remembered for more than just the porn it spawns.
Just bought a PS5 so I can buy this game.
Funny, I just bought the game to use my PS5 finally.
Has Bikinischizo ACK'ed himself over this yet
>FF16 DLC was kino
>This immediately following
Was the lactating scene really necessary for the story?
PLAYSTATION ALREADY WON 2024
It's funny despite having no first party games come out this year, they have more better games than Xbox has so far this year. With Helldivers and this game now.
the game isn't even technically out yet and there's already a patch to erase a hard R, it's not looking good.
Xbox... please... listen to me
Game is doing numbers now.
>imagine buying a console for one game only
ishygddt
Did Suzi betray her fellow women by taking Sony money to shill this game?
No, he didnt even like the game he wanted to claim the character like trannies did with bayonetta in the past
He also tried to claim Metroid/Samus after the Remaster came out. He's one of the most pathetic grifters i've seen.
How pathetic.
Why are white men like this?
israeli plant
You'd do the same if they paid you enough
Fools. This is actually the best outfit
Reminds me of the frog outfit in haunting ground
Show her bear ass
Ok, I'm sold.
Bikini schizo status?
Both Nikke and Stellar blade have Bikinis
It's never been more over for him
Any outfits for tights enjoyers?
Here:
>Bunny outfit, swimsuit, straight up lingerie...
What do you want exactly?
breasts not big enough
breasts can be upgraded in game
How?
breasts big enough
breasts could be bigger
Does anyone have the gif of the hot women shaking their butts at Smithers backed in a corner from the Simpsons? That's the perfect gif to describe this whole controversy and review bombing.
the modern version would be the guy who puts his hands in front of his face to not look at the irl girl in yakuza.
>women love hot female designs
>Eve is based on a real woman
>game is fun apparently
These reviewers are so out of touch. They're all men too. Is it really that hard to just make a review that doesn't mention Eve's ass? They're so scared of coming across as sexist that they feel like they need to attack her design instead of just ignoring it like a real person.
If only her breasts were bigger
Modding commune will have a field year when it gets ported to PC or PS 5 gets emulated.
It's amazing how very loud minorities on twitter are listened to over real people.
I think the vast majority of normies who have twitter accounts follow their pop culture of choice but don't really tweet too much and are usually tweeting to their own small bubble. The trans minority are the ones that are broadcasting on all public forums and want to get noticed by algorithms .
Bingo
>taki
huh?
do they pronounce her with a k?
yep, weird korean shit i guess
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachyon
>its actually some made up physics shit
oh i see
this just in: women like stories with beautiful women
It probably helps that the fashion aspects appear to have a woman's touch to them, making them look pretty, cute, and sexy, all the while still fashionable and detailed. A confident woman who can pull off these outfits probably would want to look something like the girls in this game if given the chance to. My fat moron wife adores the outfits for that reason, it being a chance to look stunning and sleek. It's not like EVE's a bombshell blow-up doll.
i think ill just play eldin ring instead
>play
>elden ring
nah you're gonna watch the boss play.
patiently waiting for the pc version
More like Stellar BLACKED am I right? Haha
Anyone posted all the different haircuts?
Raven Suit is the one i'm going to use the most
found this, all costumes
HOLY SEX. The bunny swimsuit is great too but you really can't beat the classic leotard and tights for bunnies.
Sex
saved
For me it's blue monsoon and motivation
All hairstyles?
What about Lily/Adam? They said they had multiple outfits before.
check at the 6 minute mark
I was hoping she'd have some skimpy outfits as well but this one is cute all the same
for me it's
Bro that slight chub
Need that without the jacket because I'm kind of a sucker for bare shoulders.
Also I just wanna say that I am over the moon about the long hair option being made down to her goddamn ankles instead of the default being considered long hair. I sympathize with those who like their girls with much shorter hair, but a character with hair this fricking long is rare. Most games that give a long/short toggle don't let you have it this long.
Quality tum
>Covered thighs
I prefer the bikini.
EXCELLENT
I will now rape your game.
of course it's all high heels... what did i expect.
Having a no heels option would mean redoing every animation for Eve in the entire game.
damn they did not skimp on the skimpy outfits
based alan
HOW MANY SSS SEXY OUTFITS DOES THIS GAME EVEN HAVE HOLY SHIT
30 and more coming in future collaborations
>bondage lore
This is the kind of worldbuilding I fricking appreciate!
alan is so based
Wow.
fricking hell
How did this game make it past Sony?
Korea isn't honorary white, so it would be racist to question their culture.
>Past Sony
Call me a schizo but i think Sony is just testing the waters after so many flops
I hate Sony and refuse to give them a cent, I bought a PS3 used
However, the idea Ganker has that Sony is some monolith is incorrect. It's just different parts of Sony calling the shots at different times. Do I think their Santa Monica arm is defeated? Of course not, this just happens to be a part of something they funded in some other studio that is coming out now.
They can seethe, churn, and scream about it, but they can never get rid of it.
>All the cosplay coming to Cons thanks to this game
>Ocean Maid
>Holiday Rabbit
Yep, she's 100% getting pounded by BBC in those.
Man the mods on PC will be insane
>pc
Did anybody tell him? lmao another top game pcgays can't have.
Jesus Christ that midriff would put Avril Lavigne in her prime to shame.
Ok you convinced me.
But does it have a maid outfit?
Sort of, it has a maid-themed swimsuit. If you're looking for a frilly and full ensemble or French maid you're not going to find it. For the most part her outfits are meant to be very sleek and flexible.
Dropped
You gays need to include the name of the publication with your screenshots
There you go, bro
>boobs and butt jiggle with every step like they're water filled balloons
my guy has never seen a woman in his life. does anyone want to tell him that the human body is 60-75% water?
chudbros...it's over
IT'S SO OVER
>woke self hating white beta cuck virtue signaling
every fricking time
>blah blah blah blah blah
He repeats the same point like three times. Edit yourself dude.
I hope this homosexual gets beaten with a sledgehammer and left in a ditch
>all that just to say "I brush my teeth with wieners and cum"
ok. noted.
but what about the gameplay and the music? are there any input issues? any trouble with the framerate?
isn't this a game review?
>mentions the jiggle physics FOUR times
I give it 6 months tops before he self immolates
This reads so fricking slimy I think I have to take a shower now
It literally screams
>HAVE SEX WITH ME NOW. PLEAAAAASE
>The sexualisation is so over the top, so brazen, so shameless, that I can only deduce that to dehumanise and objectify women was the point.
>OMFG BG3 IS A FRICKING MASTERPIECE THO SENPAI FR!@!!!@#!#!##!#!$$!!$!#!#!!!!
>objectified
That's literally, objectively wrong. It's the opposite of facts. She's an android. She's synthetic. Making a synthetic person look and act like a human is anthropomorphization, the opposite of objectification. Treating a real person like an object is objectification.
>Objectified Objectified Objectified
She is ONES and ZEROS, Are women who dress in skin tight outfits at comi con objectifying themselves? If you cant distinguish fiction from reality then you are delusional.
But for a second lets pretend shes real.. okay she has outfits like that, she lets you equip them meaning shes fine with wearing them. There you fricking go, what a dumbfrick.
its cool seeing all these gays who jerk off to cartoons lose their minds over the recent prevalence of fat and ugly pretend b***hes. imagine actually caring about this shit
Ok cuck
The reason why they make b***hes ugly is specifically to make sure men don't like it, because they think male sexual desire is evil and inherently objectifying.
I for one don't want to support companies who view me that way
Its funny how the nier automata ripoff shitflinging stopped after yoko praised it.
And now they're using reviewbombing as an excuse, but when that fails and the game becomes a success, what gaslighting tricks are they going to use next?
Stellar Blade was always loved. Eve is a great character that owns her sexuality unlike [new sexy female protag].
who is the discount store vivian?
I hope the game is successful enough that we get some sort of story expansion, seems like the the biggest actual issue is the cast and plot.
But does it have any gameplay?
>2024
>game with UNLOCKABLE sexy outfits
>not DLC
is this real life?
>Hard R is already trending on Twitter
DAMMIT ALL TO HELL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Free advertising for the game. Most find the Hard R thing to be dumb.
source?
no HARD R no buy
Yoko Taro was right
e-girl vendor > Eve 07
oh shit different hair colours too?
Yes
Why does every female NPC have better hair than the main character?
>eve getting mogged by every npc in her game
what the frick
With amount of seething this game cause among onions/trannies/sharty/womin I excepted costumes to be lewder. Even compared too eastern mmo they're grounded. Not even enough thongs
They'll save the sling bikini for the premium dlc
I literally bought this game because I enjoyed looking at the fat ass and thick breasts jiggle about.
I’ve heard people say you can make Eve’s breasts bigger. Is this actually true or is it just a visual effect from certain outfits?
So what about playable Tachy?
I called this shit from day one given the screenshots others anon were posting for resetera back when this was first shown.
I wonder why people pretend to not like fan service. Is it something they teach kids in school these days?
Been like this ever since Anita made her videos saying that sexy women in games somehow harmed real women in real life.
People that act as if fan service is so bad are usually the biggest degenerates out there, but they have to hide behind the veneer of being a feminist ally, either to try to get pussy (which never works) or to try and continually hide the skeletons in their closet.
Three options for men
>gay
>sexually repressed or otherwise thinking they're too classy for some titillation
>it's beta orbiters hoping to sleep with self-hating feminists because they think they'll get action from them way easier than anything else.
>FF16 DLC
>Helldivers 2
>FF7 rebirth
>Stellar Blade
Holy shit. Sonychads just keeps winning.
We eating good
Is this the thread where the actual game is being discussed?
What are the voice options for the game? Do the English versions have the Korean voice acting? I understand they don't have the Japanese voice option for some stupid reason, but I really don't want to listen to shitty American dub #24232552
The demo has like 20 different dubs, the english dub is not THAT bad
Wouldn't Hardr just be a way of saying Harder?
You don't understand how much Koreans hate black people do you?
Mate they have an entire sex market for them if anything I'd be inclined to believe the opposite
It's not the opposite
It's actually not the opposite in the entire world
Okay anon if you are racist just say that we are on Ganker remember
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I'm praying for the day thay every single user of r/gamingcirclejerk amd resetera get dragged out on the street, tied to a stake, and set aflame.
Their voice at that point would sound closest to a woman as it'll EVER be.
Are you okay there, buddy?
you're glowing
No he isn't, I would love for this to happen, but it wouldn't mean as much as these cretins being betrayed by their own for a little social credit. Unlike the first option, this is guaranteed to happen. They cant help themselves, they're social cannibals. Its either betrayal on the stage, or they get ratted out for having CP/minor activity. Just keep making them miserable.
So the game doesn’t deliver and she never gets naked?
Nudity for actually attractive women would push it to an 18+ rating I think and you wouldn't be able to put that on store shelves. Not sure what you were expecting.
>the game doesn’t deliver
I don't think it was ever advertised as a porn game. some people just immediately flip their shit when they see a cute, ~20 year old girl showing some skin.
if they made her look like she was 40, these same journos would be praising the game constantly.
>So the game doesn’t deliver and she never gets naked?
Play Baldurs Gate you deranged troony.
This is not a porn game for you fetish freak
So, all of these unlockable during normal playthroughs except the bonus ones from the deluxe editions?
Adam looks like he belongs in Metal Gear or Death Stranding.
Based, frick those ESG homosexuals from Japan, I am team Korea now
same
If I were a game reviewer and gave a game a low review score for having ugly people in it, would I be immediately kicked out of the industry and blacklisted from ever working in it again?
I
Ugly ugly.ugg ug
Short answer
>Yes
Long answer
>Yes, but you wouldn't even be hired in the first place
>Yes, but you wouldn't even be hired in the first place
Fair point.
Is this worth a day 1 buy? Or should I wait for a price cut? I just spent $70 on dragons dogma 2 and feel a little burned there.
return it
Do you like character action games with dark souls pace? If you do, buy it. Lmao.
If you want more games like this with hot women then you buy it day 1. Simple as.
If you don't care, then you can probably wait for a price cut. It looks like a genuinely good game but if you're a little burned don't stress yourself out.
Sure.
I pray that their next game has even sexier women in even sexier outfits. And I pray that we will be able to be a male character who can romance all this women.
Finally seen all the outfits and I expected some lewder shit besides the bodycon stuff. Knowing the game is getting some more updates too probably convinced me to just wait for it to come to PC.
Hope it succeeds though. Any game that has tons of costumes for a hot feMC is based.
This game is giving me a hard R if you know what I mean
I'm honestly baffled how ruined the videogame landscape is. I knew it was bad but didn't realize until Stellar Blade it was this bad.
It's just a sexy woman being sexy. She's hot.
And that's it. They hate how straight men like it. They hate how EVE is wearing sexy outfits.
There's nothing more to it than that. Why is a hot woman doing hot things causing so much rage from these lunatics?
unsafe horny. can't praise mommy milkers. keep up.
Women also like to see sexy women being cool.
Do you want AAA experiences or not?
The israelites hate products like stellar blade and the have America dancing on their palm.
Just look at the fallout show, ugly hags, Black folk, disgusting looking MC , a transexual and a deformed white guy.
They've been working on their narrative for 10+ years at this point.
They are shaking in fear because of what might happen if this game finds a successful audience
>Buy the game, goy-er, based chad!
what?
I can't imagine that they could make Nier automata today
Jews. Its literally just israelites ruining everything and theres nothing more to it than that.
this game's going to get a streamer dump, won't it?
goyim controlled horny
rent free
Black person
Eve is really no lewder than 2B, Bayonetta or even Ryza
All great games. We need more of them.
Glad you agree
Yeah nah I'm not falling for your outrage bait guerilla marketing. I'll maybe play it when it's on PC for $20 or less.
I like how everyone is kvetching over this game meanwhile one of the best sellers on the eshop and jp steam right now is a galge.
Bunny garden is good
Neir Automata is good because the story does a lot of the heavy lifting.
Bayonetta is good because the combat is incredible.
I don't think Stellar Blade is going to last the distance tbh. I think superficially, the T&A is carrying the early momentum, but once the dust settles and the post-nut clarity hits, Stellar Blade will just end up being compared to Code Vein or Nioh. It's going to be a solid B-tier of character action games.
It has better gameplay than Nier Automata
Nier has more weapon variety
Which has what to do with anything I said?
Doesn't matter when the general gameplay sucks
None of the positive reviews revolve around the T&A. Some of them even mention it negatively yet are positive about the game.
>nier was good because of the story
Pfffttt HAHAHHAHA 2 thousand pounds of ass!
shilling this masterpiece review
cry about it trannies
>Gankertrannies
>hyped up about larping as a hot woman and changing costumes
LMAOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
gaming has fallen
People really hyping up some fotm slop
This game might end up becoming even more overrated than automata
>GAMING HAS FALLEN!!! GAMERS LIKE ASS!!! BILLIONS MUST DIE!!!
fotm like helldivers? you've been wrong about every sony property this year
>this moronic troony think this shit is going to be a hit like helldivers
LMAOOOOOOOO
Are all trannies this delusional? Its a single player action slop game, you moronic Black person
So does this finally send Bikinischitzo back to the shadow realm?
These reviews are great, though the IGN review is kinda worrying me. I usually hate on them, but they end up being right. Everybody hated on them for the review they gave Spider-Man 2 but look how that turned out. And does anyone remember Starfield? I don’t know. But these reviews are good enough for me to not have any regrets buying it and it looks like I’ll enjoy the combat because as per the demo and these reviews, it’s pretty great.
>kslop
Imagine this being the central focus of your day or heaven forbid your life
NGL, I really hope that this games succeeds, bros. Don't let all of this fighting be for nothing.