Stellar Blade needs to get with the times

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Time to buy another copy.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are white people like this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *jews

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Jews
      >people
      pick one

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are journos so lesbophobic?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But is she a lesbo?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No but the point is lesbians like hot women too

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in my headcanon, yes

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't own a PS5 or I'd buy it

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yesterday they were saying that no one was saying that

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give me the site

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >IGN spends their entire video review praising the game
    >7/10
    >mfw
    I knew gaming journalism was always biased but holy frick its obvious now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gaming journalism
      >implying journalism as a whole isn't dead
      Good thing too, hopefully undetectable AI videos will finally drive home that there is no reason to trust anything and you can only live by strict principles without nuance

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it has been obvious for a long time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My 6 year brain could figure it out after the second time back then

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stellar bros we stay winning

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'm eating

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that is a bit untasteful for a non-porn game. Looks like something from Danbooru.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gay Black person homosexual detected

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Last of Us II is what gaming should be. 10/10. YASSSS.
    >everyone online disagrees and says the game is shit, even the most loyal fans
    they are all just incels. they don't matter. we own gaming now.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the industry seemed to generally agree that that sort of thing wasn't OK.

    Xer forgot to specify only the western industry feels that way.

    The absolute STATE of Westerncucks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What game is this? Tales of?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trails Through Daybreak

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like they're seething they didn't get the 10/10 review paycheck

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh hey its the ResetEra homosexual trying to get people to go to his stupid review

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know who this is kek.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Australian Resetera poster writing for a literally who website
      Just sad

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Boy's club
    I bet a troony wrote this which makes it even funnier.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to believe this is real. This is a parody, no one could write that and then look at it and go 'Yep, that works'.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess sexualising bears is now the new norm.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"GAMING IS A BOYS CLUB"
    But that goes both ways.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never thought I'd have to say this, but we need Tomonobu Itagaki back ASAP in the gaming industry.
    He had the balls to do what no one else did, be upfront about his love of huge breasts and voluptuous women.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Theres nothing wrong with that.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit when is this coming to pc?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2-3 years.
      1 year if Snoy buckles up and gets economically destroyed in that time span.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The last of us and Black personman came out in 6 months. I don't see this one taking longer than that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop begging

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Asking a question isn't begging. Its just surprising that a game trying to copy automata for them to not do a ps/pc release.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is with the times, the times this homosexual is talking about has been around since the 60s. Being a cheesy self hating leftist homosexual is played out and old.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And it comes from Korea a largely Christian and near Matriarchal society lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not as bad right now. Recently you had the elected officials arguing over who hates feminism more.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that the more journos hate something the more people love it and vice versa. Also why are you even giving these people your attention in 2024? Just going on their site is lining their pockets numbnuts.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There isn't enough hate on the entire planet for people like this.
    They are a cancer
    They are evil

    No act against hypocrites is immoral.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny when you realize that A, it's just a girl wearing a skin tight body suit and B, this is just weird nerds and b***hy women mad at "bawds" for dressing revealingly.

      It's like getting unironically mad at thirst traps on instagram or something. It's just so lame.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The bible say those people should be stoned.
    The quran too
    The torah too

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those "people" want to be hated. There is no other explanation for that behaviour.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at the end of the day fanservice is king
    journo seething will not triumph over millions of years of evolution

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to know if a game is fun to play or not. That's what are reviews should be for. Why can't these moronic journos keep their braindead politics out of it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cause it's the only way they can still get clicks. Write the most batshit insane takes to get people to read as to why a game got a bad rating. They've long been obsolete thanks to youtube and twitch if someone wants to see actual gameplay.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP review is from a literal Resetera troony btw

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Stellar Blade needs to get with the times

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They just hate asians

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They just dont want the game to sell well and make them look bad.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Include publication and name so they can get "credit", for this.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's all I needed to know. Buying two copies.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Please don't cancel me, games industry! I'm one of The Good Ones!"

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    journos need the rope

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >GAMES ARE NOT MEANT TO BE FUN! THEY ARE MEANT TO LEARN!

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "the industry"
    is this their version of "scientists agree men can be women"?

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same shit with bayo 3
    >"I loved the gameplay, but the main character isn't gay so I'm going to spend the entire review talking about that"
    Game journos literally don't review games, they just list off features and review the game's politics

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the videogame industry so big that everyone can find something to enjoy so not everything needs to be made for everyone?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, you can enjoy only games approved by Sweet Baby Inc.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the industry seemed to generally agree that that sort of thing wasn't OK
    Translation:
    >we said it's not okay you fricking plebs, what we say is law, get it through your thick subhuman skulls
    >almost twenty years later stellar blade arrives doin the same stuff, worse arguably as the protagonist is being objectified
    translation:
    >twenty fricking years later who fricking dared to not obey our cultural dictates???!?
    >gaming has long since moved on from being a boy's club
    translation
    >it's propaganda now you fricking plebs, get lost, the games industry is our prostitute now

    >stellar blade needs to get with the times
    translation
    >OR FRICKING ELSE 5/10 you frickken plebeian lowborn scum

    For any of you fricks b***hing about gacha this, gacha that, gacha gacha gacha, remember that as long as you have misfit weirdos like this one in your industry with an actual voice, the chinese will continue to make bank while eroding your industry simply because they provide entertainment instead of propaganda.
    The average person who buys games isn't stupid, no matter how much we joke around calling them normalhomosexuals and NPCs. They do notice.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we need this rating "boys club game" for vydia. it will save tons of time and money

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gaming had long since moved on from being a boys club
    It should move back. Women are fricking insufferable

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much longer til all game journalists go out of business?

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder the Black Widow movie about the empowered Marvel super hero, directed by a woman, featured closeup butt shots of the main female, her supporting female, the main female as a teen, and her 9 year old sister.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    troony and moronerror tears will be delicious when this is the best seller of the year

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe "the times" can suck my wiener.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is just what South Korean men are like. They banned porn, so those incels need all the fan service they can get, or they'll hang themselves after the 10-hour shift.

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