It's kino
>Techraptor: 9/10
>Desctruoid: 8/10
>VGC: 8/10
>IGN: 8/10
>Gamespot: 8/10
Metacritic: 83/100
OpenCritic: 84/100
https://www.metacritic.com/game/stellar-blade/
https://opencritic.com/game/16510/stellar-blade
Stellar Blade Reviews are up
I'm adding a 1 to all reviews because I know they docked a point because they hate Eve.
IGN gave Dragon's Slopma 2 a 9/10.
Can they really be trusted?
DD2 wins again. In 2024 it has beaten every relevant release.
DD2 was a great game if anything not bowing to the release performance mania gives them a more reliable take
Anything below and 87 is dogshit in modern gaming.
So it means it should be a 95
Transmog is now offensive
So game critics aren’t slamming the game for being sexy? Did moronic twitter tourists make up a boogeyman in their own mind?
X is not the real world.
>So game critics aren’t slamming the game for being sexy
Who are you arguing with troony? Already starting your damage control for your xisters??
brigading
those creatures are peak dishonesty
>read the article in question
>talks about how Stellar Blade was never actually risqué enough to be censored
>talks about how localisers will actually censor games to try and adapt to different markets and how turning the thing into a massive culture war actually hurts nuanced discussion about how localisation can harm a product
Huh… that’s a surprisingly nuanced article.
>worse than starflop
kwab
Ugly woman is the key
ERIC ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK ERIC?
IGN Main gave it a 7/10 and it was the international branches that gave it 8/10. Gamespot did give it 8/10.
Fair scores all around.
Personally I think it's a bit too high. The game feels like a 7.5/10 but still pretty good for a company's first console game.
So it's an 8 and IGN gay branch deducted a point
>below a 9
it's garbage.
>83
Holy fricking MID!
>Sony paid Millions for this
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>lower score than genshin even with the snoy bonus
it's over chudbros
>>VGC
>>IGN
>These review websites are reliable and count now!
you guys are such hypocrites
I swear, I'm a liberal and pretty much think most of Ganker is a chauvinistic shithole. However, a bunch of these reviews read like "I don't want to be on the wrong side if this blows up on twitter" fence riding.
So yeah I guess it's okay to have a bunch of games with exaggerated "male" qualities and physiques, but do the same for a female and it's problematic. What a load of shit. Do these people want equality or do they just want to cry about everything? What a bunch of pussies.
>I swear, I'm a liberal
You belong in a cross
>So yeah I guess it's okay to have a bunch of games with exaggerated "male" qualities and physiques
I think Eve is a nothingburger but come on, this is such a weak argument. Men don't even have asses or bulges in video games, or any jiggle physics to begin with.
Videogames as a whole have been desexed to conform to zoomer expectations.
fellow trans sister this is NOT fricking good!
It was supposed to get 4/10s at MOST, what do we fricking do?!
All complains seems to be boiling down to
>muh story
>muh story
>muh story
>muh story
while praising the gameplay
Looks like a great video GAME
I don't give a frick about the journos have to say about the story
give me reviews from people who do nothing but play primarily action/souls shit
AJHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
The 2B killer asiatic said AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Add +20 for real score
Read a few reviews, it seems good. Hopefully they announce a pc port shortly
No... NOO!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DID I BOUGHTED THIS!!! I PAID SO MUCH THE COLLECTORS EDITION I WAS TRYING TO SAVE THE WEST AND WIN THE WAR!!!!!!
You can give Eve bigger breasts 1000/10 game of the century
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8.4/10 is a bad score for Ganker now? I thought 8.8 rage only happened at gamefaqs
It’s one guy
who care about reviews the demo is fun
On track to outsell FF7 Stillbirth.
Anything below 85 is slop
>the people who haven't visited lies of p threads and don't know about the pajeet troony obsessed with hating asiatics
It's literally a leftoid falseflagging going
>See this game is only for Black folk, see isn't Ganker racist? You do hate Black folk don't you? So stop liking thing Black folk like
Leftoids have been mindbroken by this game
reviews never mean shit
why are you underages always giving a frick about them
Do I buy a PS5 or wait for a PC port?
Hopefully they make a PC port.