If I buy Eve's game, will she have sex with me?
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Dunno but it you arn't a pirate chad you should buy it just to promote female sexualization in video games
This, I preordered day one. We almost have it at #1 preorder. These are things bean counters look at.
SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Hmm, she actually has little to no ass.
Why do black people have to self-insert into everything? We wuz Samurai, We Wuz Kangz, We wuz Native Americans, We wuz Jesus, We Wuz the Origin of the Species etc
Is that post really an example of that?
>Why do black people have to self-insert into everything?
Because incels also does it.
he's just tryin to smash bro its not that serious
>Asians have no ass
Therefore they can't design asses
>Asians have no ass
this is false though, big asses just weren't as liked in Asia, so big booty girls went unnoticed, Now that big asses is catching on in the east a lot of asian women are starting to get bbls, do squats, donkey kicks, etc.
for me, it's Kim Sohee
Yeah, same. Anyone mad at this game is either a homosexual, incel, polcel, or a trooncel.
>this is an impossible beauty standard to the modern muttmerican fatass foid
Literally 95% of the women in my country have this body between 18 and 30, 40+ if they don't have kids.
OK that's great
Proof?
why is the digital version getting all the goodies and extras? does Sony want to phase out physical discs in the near future?
What is the digital version getting that the physical one isn't?
Yes, all companies want to eventually do this (Xbone greedily jumped the gun when they revealed this is what they wanted a decade ago and Sony ate their lunch for it, but the secret is, it's what they all really want), and this is one ploy to do so. Less costs on manufacturing discs and drives and stocking in stores, elimination of the used/second-hand market that they can't profit from, etc.
picrel
Pic was meant for
not big enough
Sexxxoooooooooo
I'm so glad I'm seeing ass and tips other than gacha. You have to understand that in Canada, we sort of share the same obesity problems and I can't find anyone with a normal weight outside the continent
I never knew I needed an android girl to have her brand logo on one asscheek.
I'm her husband, Maciej Nowicki
i kneel
t. asian
Man you look like a b***h, b***h
you look like Sbeku no Meku but with hair
is this the guy that got cucked by Obi Wan Kenobi,
No, she might say your name out loud and thank you for it though.
She wouldnt have sex with you if your dick was made of gold
I guarantee it
Are people who're offended by her ass were also offended by 2B's ass years ago?
No, but I will
>weebs getting horny for a flat assed asian because it made game journos mad
pass
They are actually not attacking the game. They are trying to hype it up with positive articles.
Something has changed, something weird has happened.
Possibility 1:
Perhaps ESG had funds for journalism too and that has been drying up?
Possibility 2:
Sony has realised there is a real risk they will end up dying like Marvel and the other failing Westoids. So they are taking proactive measures to change course now that ESG no longer has their back. This includes giving all the journalists a bag of money and telling them to stop being b***hes.
Possibility 3:
.....I can't think of anything else.
Ideologues don't change their opinions like this at a whim.
Someone somewhere must have given them new orders.
It's just a question of who.
The only people who attack the game are everyday libtards and Xbots.
>lying this hard
This is happening across multiple outlets.
>woke journos
>twittergays
Not our friends
>woke journos
But they are actually NOT attacking the game, moron.
>he doesn't know about the cammy outfit news
I pity you
>about the cammy outfit news
That's a different game.
So 1 behaviour for 1 game.
A different behaviour for another game.
Use your brain, and figure out what's actually going on instead of being braindead.
>he doesn't know the same site praise they "sexy" skins in SF6 then backtracked when Cammy's leotard got added
So have you figured out why they are being hypocrites?
Or are you just incapable of thinking?
Journalist bias towards Sony outweighs their woke agenda.
If the game was multiplat it would get shitposted to death.
>implying Sony brought them
Ganker be like: oh wow big butts is a Black person fetish, but it's ok when it's for my culture war moronation
korean women don't have butts like that
Where's the gameplay?
Who cares about the gameplay or lore?
Look at ass look at breasts look at coomer fanart.
We are not only shilling this because we are brainrotten porn addicts btw.
You will never be a woman
Projection.
You're the one shilling this not because of gameplay or a intresting premise but because it lets you play as a woman.
Moving the goalposts.
There is nothing wrong with letting the character artists design the characters how they see fit, troon.
>Shilling a game not because of gameplay related reasons but because it makes you feel like a woman
>calling anyone else a troon
And?
Id like a demo
Why is the art so bad?
Because its drawn by a braindead porn addict shilling for the soulless slop purely because mc makes him coom
>citation needed
Source: look for a single post discussing gameplay or story in the threads for this soulless garbage game for porn addicts
I'm talking about the artist, you dumbfrick.
Buying it on first day.
We must support these kind of games.
Bayonetta exist and is still a niche game
>We must support these kind of games.
What? Janky shit?
You feminists and simps always use these meaningless buzzwords for any game that features sexy ladies or anime aesthetics. It has become so predictable I cannot take you seriously anymore.
And I was obviously talking about games that cater to male tastes. Men are people and they also deserve to have games aimed at them.
>Jank
>meaningless buzzwords
Are you fricking moronic?
>t.libcuck
>t.Brainless consumer
>implying
Trailers for the game are good
Low I.Q cavement menality.
>ME SEE TIDDY/BOODY, SO ME BUY!
If the game is good, I'll get it, if its' not, then I don't give a frick how attractive the MC is.
Nah, not him but it's a strategic play as long as you're not poor. Even if this game sucks ass somebody who is competent can respond to the demand for ecchi content and make something that doesn't suck ass.
I don't think thats how it works. May as well keep playing gacha and eroge.
>Even if this game sucks ass somebody who is competent can respond to the demand for ecchi content and make something that doesn't suck ass.
Why would they when they can make a shitty game and still have morons buy t?
>Don't support games that cater to you!There's nothing wrong about females from AAA games always looking like gorillas or about most games catering exclusively to feminists!
>Don't make your own decisions! Thanks to our absolute control of the press, we decide which games are good and which games are bad! Trust us!
>BTW I'm also shaming male sexuality because I hate men and the idea of men having fun!
Buying it on first day and I think I'm buying an extra copy to give as a present. You can cry me a river.
Are you schizo? All he said was don't buy coomer shit IF its bad. The game isn't out and for all we know it can be fricking garbage. Defending a product you've never used is the definition of being a blind consumer.
Wrong. The game is good.
Show off some gameplay then
No.
>what is youtube
the game isn't even out yet, what the absolute frick are you people on
>t.DSP
Stay mad.
Buy me one pls
>>BTW I'm also shaming male sexuality because I hate men and the idea of men having fun!
Oh frick off with the victim mentality, you people are so insufferable. I don't give a shit, buy 5 copies for all I care. If a game has beautiful women in it, cool, thats a great bonus. If the game is going for a more gritty realistic feel over plastic action hero barbie then that's also cool.
Art isn't made purely to be CONSOOMED.
This narrative falls apart when you realize Nier automata was universally praised and critically acclaimed.
I fricking hate western art
game looks great, but I can't justify dropping 550 bucks for a Basedny PS5 just to play this. maybe I'll wait for this year's Black Friday.
It's also coming to PC at an uspecified later date
ahurhur, more like blacked friday amirite?
Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if this ends up being one of the greatest games ever made.
Based.
>But the important part is that these are all acquirable in-game without any additional purchases.
Based asiatics
I kneel
Double based.
is this game going to be open world?
Uhhh
YOWZA MOMMY RUH ROH
I want to smell her farts
is it a bad sign that there isn't a demo out yet?
Not all game had demos before release
Wait a year after release and you'll have libtards appropriating the character as some sort of queer
>he plays woke bayonetta
Bayonetta cannonicly got pregnant had a biological daughter in Bayonetta 3
And she birthed an SJW punk as her replacement
where did everything went wrong?
Woke Mind Virus in Japan.
Whatever. I don't care what the freaks are doing as long as they're not being put in charge of anything important.
>liberal
They have literally no liberal values (free markets, free speech, due process, etc.). The proper term is leftoid, wokoid, neoliberal, or Marxist.
I don't care, it's not like they're serious marxists or care about anything besides being ugly and brown
>neoliberal
>Marxist
These are complete opposites.
They aren't when Piñera happened.
Yes and no. Neoliberalism is a Marxist corruption of classical liberalism, and it eventually evolves into communism. That's why "social democrats" have been welcomed into neoliberal parties so naturally. Want an example of a self-proclaimed social democrat government? Venezuela. It's just one of communism's new monikers.
If you take any given number and add a minus sign in front of it, it mostly looks the same, but it has the exact opposite meaning. Marxism (which does use liberalism as a base; Marx himself wrote for a liberal newspaper) takes liberalism and removes accountability, which turns into a war of everyone trying to enslave everyone else so that they can literally live however they want with no inconveniences like providing enough value to others that they're willing to trade with you (feminism does this with sexuality, thus the war on hot women in games; it's Marxism applied to gender). Thus, yes, it is the opposite of liberalism, but it also has everything to do with it.
>Yes and no. Neoliberalism is a Marxist corruption of classical liberalism
This is your brain on Ameritard.
>If you take any given number and add a minus sign in front of it, it mostly looks the same, but it has the exact opposite meaning.
Brush up on your arithmetic. The equivalent negative to a positive integer will always have the same absolute value as each other but they’re not strictly opposites (there is no such thing as an opposite in mathematics).
You think being a neoliberal is wearing suits and working in an office
No need to throw out the ad hominems because you’re a mathlet anon.
Absolute values are used to say that something can move in one direction or the opposite direction from a given value. For example, if you say 25 ± |x|, you're saying that it can move x forward or x back from 25. Both use x as a base, but that minus makes it the opposite movement.
This isn't the got ya that you think it is, and when leftists talk about neoliberals, it's an incoherent feelz-based idea that's best described with interpretive dance. A neoliberal is the group that's currently called liberals, who are steadily marching towards being the exact opposite of liberals. They're practically there at this point.
I hope that we get a proper 3D Nikke game after this blows it out of the water. I am legitimately looking forward to this, BTW. I hope that I can stop thinking about the nutcases because they're shoved in our faces all the time and just enjoy videogames again.
>3D Nikke game
No.
>fighting game
have a nice day
>doesn't want to see a high def Anis with her boobs flopping around while she does flips
What a homosexual.
Gacha exist
I don't even really think they're Marxist, since the current woke ideology seems to believe that aspects of identity dictate privilege more than wealth and property ownership. I don't think Marx would have thought that a gay black millionaire CEO was oppressed by a poor white worker.
The gameplay looks better than neir. Nier was pretty barebones but the story can be interesting
only if you dont already have porn induced erectile dysfunction and cant get it hard enough to even penetrate :*~~
Wait why are people getting mad at this game when it's essentially the same thing as Nier Automata and 2B?
it's the 2020s, people will get mad at anything for the most asinine of reasons, if they even care to make up one. don't bother trying to find reason in an insane world.
twitter and social media has turned everyone mad, the game isn't even out yet.
>For years people hyped up Nier
>Finally comes to Xbox and I buy it
>mediocre gameplay
>Story felt like it was written by a 10th grade student
>Got memed into buying a game because coomers can't tell the difference between a good and bad game
Are you me?
Personally, I don't find the game itself all that annoying. It's standard enough, looks like it might be interesting for a couple days of play. I'm more annoyed by this campaign that Stellar Blade MUST be a total 100 out of 10...because Eve has jiggly breasts and a fat ass. As is the game realistically looks like a 6/10 with shinee graphics at best, but Gankerermin apparently cannot let go of their dick long enough to judge it beyond that it makes peepee hard.
Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if this ends up being one of the greatest games ever made.
as long as it's not to philosphical TOODEEP4U BS like Nier was it'll be an improvement.
Yahoo is under the Microsoft umbrella.
It makes sense that they would be butthurt about a Sony exclusive.
not a bad ass, but why are there hard drives stapled to her back?
She's an android or some shit. I know you're joking but you very well could be right.
They want to censored women
Censor what? The back of her shoulders?
They'll nerf her ass like how Fortnite nerfed Snake
Raiden's was even worse
isn't Sony run by California troons now? why are they allowing this game to see the light of day?
And Why are lots of game urinalists giving positive articles for the game?
Sony is desperate to sell an actual product because apparently ESG is dying.
Yes, something huge is happening, the smaller independent media outlets are getting fricked becaus ethe bankers are no longer keeping them afloat.
The corrupt gaming press is slowly sensing this same thing.
>literal whos
Are you a bot? Are you unable to follow the conversation chain?
I'm an ugly Black person please kill me.
>literally nobody:
>creepy 30+ year old Ganker culture war poster:
YOOOOOOOOOOOOO EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD IS IN ARMS ON THIS GAME!! FAT ASSES MAKE PEOPLE GO CRAZYYY YOOO ONLY IN KOREA ARE WE SAFE FROM LA JEUDEN!
>obsessed
troonyposter
youre losing the war homosexual
He is right though.
There are no non-Microsoft owned media outlets that are speaking negatively about Stellar Blade.
Is the Korean game industry stepping up to the mainstream plate? Last year there was Lies of P (which was decently received, dunno if it was good myself) and now we have this game, both having relatively high production values and being heavily promoted. Koreans usually stick to mmos and gachas so I wonder if this is a coincidence or they're actually making a move.
Shift Up's value in stock exchange has increase significantly (or their parent company, or something like that)
So we know there are Korean bankers involved.
Korean bankers have access to the corrupt propaganda apparatus in the west.
That would explain why the usual whiny b***h feminist gaming journalist outlets are making it an exception for Stellar Blade.
>whiny b***h feminist gaming journalist outlets are making it an exception for Stellar Blade
>implying
>westerner
He's a eurocuck.
You haven't refuted my examples yet.
You need counter examples that are nor owned by Microsoft.
>implying microsoft owns news outlets
>muh console wars
Microsoft purchased Yahoo back in the day, moron.
I like her body but her face is ugly, way too asian.
>asian
The big nose is a western thing, the pic is drawn by a westerner.
they should have scanned minhee for the game
I'll play your game when it's on PC, consoles are a thing of the past.
you're delusional, for consoles to become a thing of the past people would have to adopt pcs to replace them, but computer literacy is only decreasing
Why do you guys say coom instead of just cum?
because it's fun
mental illness
Her ass really isn't that big.
It's not big enough.
I recognize that artstyle. Is this from the guy that drew picrel?
>two decades
>little to no improvement in artstyle
>Posting Maciej's wife without his permission
SAD
DID YOU REJOICE?
South Korean Feminists cult members are WAY WAY different than western cow women.
Yeah, they just slander you and derail your life instead.
>the usual outcry
Feminists literally never get fired for being misandrist pieces of shit.
fricking based women need to not be involved in gaming at all, its a mans hobby of course
straight edge men ww@
>demake
Cuck
>limping section that ruined one of the most iconic scene in gaming history
*mogs your asiaticslop*
ABSOLOTELY PROBLEMATIC CHUDS
GCJ moment
The age of Jomon is over, the age of Jae-eun has begun
Perhaps.
>main character design changed several times
>the fricking name changed a year before launch
what the frick was the development of this gam like
will this get ported to PC eventually?
I can wait.
probably, I think it was outright confirmed before it got rebranded. and it's only ever been referred to as a console exclusive
I can wait for pc sex mods