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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    O-of course.....(Careful...he is Yakuza)

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >needing to walk to a page

    That's gotta be one darn big book.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I forgot something on page 1

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    KIRYU-CHAN!

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hayai yo...

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aniki!

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Soul

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      F

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oi Oi Oi, where do you think you're going ?

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick? Did you just bump into me?
    You best start apologizing before I bust your fricking face in

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey fricker you broke my nose by looking at me. Tell me your favorite heat action or I'm gonna frick you up.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Essence of Smoking is still the GOAT

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      the one where kiryu-chan sticks a steel pipe in the opponent's ass and uses it to volley them around

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like Kiryu's updated HEAT actions in 5 when an enemy is down.

      >instead of a head stomp, he grabs their head, slams it down and and grinds their face on the pavement

      B R U T A L

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      That one where kiryuu grabs an electric panel and the dude he is fighting thinks is too much and ask him to stop

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Felt genuinely bad using that one on Majima

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      the one in Yakuza 3 where you quickstep forward before activating it and you shoot right at their stomach

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kiryu grabbing some poor frick by his leg and slamming his spine into a pole

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna be honest I'm not really sure how I'm supposed to discover a lot of heat actions. I feel like some are just random or other times they're just done over and over again like the ones Kiryu can do when someone is on the ground.
      That said, I really like the one in the dice game place in Kiwami where you slam their heads into the corners of the wall.

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    TEME!

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chotto Matte!

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pins your path
    You're not going anywhere

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kiryu.......

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Take off your clothes.

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    OI

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    OI TEME

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oooo nooooo

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >watches his crew get murdered
      >charges forward anyway

      furuya is a chad

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    OI OI

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please don't leave us Yondaime

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  21. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  22. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  23. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kiryu sat at the counter of New Serena, slowly nursing a Yamazaki 12. For all the bad memories this place held it had even more good ones, and he was grateful to find respite among the neon cluster that was Kamurocho. Date had excused himself to the back to handle some late-night inventory, so Kiryu expected to be all alone, and was mildly surprised to hear the door chime at this hour. He turned his head to see Saejima approaching, and smiled gently.

    "Saejima-san, good to see- what is that?"

    Kiryu locked on to the tiny thing dangling from Saejima's hand. Was that... Majima no niisan?!
    -
    Saejima woke up that morning more confused than any other day in his life. As he rode up the elevator into the main bar of the building Serena was in, he didn't plan on saying anything to Kiryu. Words wouldn't do none of them any good when he showed him the surprise that resided in his breast pocket.

    Once there, he didn't say a single word to Kiryu. He didn't even respond to his greeting, he just dangled a rather disgruntled Majima from his snakeskin jacket. At the sight of Kiryu, however, his mood seemed to pick up.

    And it did. He smiled wildly at the surprised Kiryu that stood before him, and he started swaying himself in between Saejima's fingers, "Oi, Kiryu-chan! Surprised?"
    -
    Kiryu looked back and forth between the two of them; Saejima seemed haggard and confused, while Majima seemed to be annoyed up until just now. Kiryu himself was at a loss for words at first, but he managed to collect himself enough to say:

    "Y-yeah, I'm pretty surprised. Majima-san, what happened to you? You're so, uh..."

    He wasn't sure if he should say the word he was thinking.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      "Tiny?!" Majima finished his sentence for him. Aww, Kiryu was so cute. Not like a word like that would hurt his feelings, lord knows worse things have been said about him. Kiryu was just stating a simple fact. He was tiny, only four inches tall which was practically nothing when considering he stood at 6'2''only last night.

      "Neither of us are real sure how it happened. It just... did." Saejima said, uncomfortable simply standing there without offering a little bit of insight on the whole situation. So many words were on his mind yet he couldn't even think on were to begin. "I just thought it'd be better if you saw 'im before any of his men did." That, and Majima's voice from this morning ringing in his head practically nagging him to see Kiryu.

      "So, what do you think?" Majima asked, "It's something, isn't it, Kiryu-chan?"
      -
      "Right, yes, tiny"

      Kiryu wasn't going to correct him that the word he was really thinking was 'puny'. He gulped down the last of his drink so that he could regard them properly. He looked down at Majima with barely suppressed awe, trying to wrap his head around the situation.

      "Yeah, I didn't think anything like this was even possible, but I suppose weirder things have happened. So, you two haven't told anyone else yet? What have you been doing all day?"

  24. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  25. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHY ARE KIWAMI BOSSES SUCH homosexualS
    STOP GRABBING ME YOU Black folk
    REEEEEEE

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      2-5 bosses
      >swing
      >90% they evade and then you get punished

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Going from 0 to this, it's a ramp in difficulty which is fine, After the 3rd Kuze fight bosses actually felt more threatening. But frick me, I end up playing this like Dark Souls more so then a beat em up. I actually felt like using weapons, which is pretty gay.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          You won't feel like using weapons if you train with the masters.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh shit, you're right. I exhausted the Majima encounters but I forgot about those guys. Thanks anon-san-desu-ne.

  26. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >runs in a straight line mid-air to catch you

  27. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kiryu-chan, you can't get to page 10 cause I'll get to it first.

  28. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    *bumps into your shoulder*
    AIEEEEE
    *falls to the ground in pain*
    Oh God... the pain... I think something is broken...
    Y-you! Yes, you! You did this to me! How are you going to make things right, eh? How about 50, 000 Yen?

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