Still the best GTA.

Still the best GTA.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 is better

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      True, its the perfected GTA formula

      Movie tech demo. The beginning of the end

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Movie tech demo
        How moronic you can be? GTA 4 is praised by its physics and gameplay.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >physics
          So you agree it's an Euphoria tech demo

          >gameplay
          The shooting was nothing revolutionary, even mediocre compared to other games. The driving sucked and felt like driving a boat. And you barely had any side missions beside bowling

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, the story/plot was very well written and put together too.

            And to dislike the driving physics just shows that you sucked at the game and have a plebeian taste, incapable to enjoy what at the time felt like a next-gen experience. And it still does.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The driving sucked and felt like driving a boat.
              GTAIV driving was the best. Cars actually had handling characteristics and didn't drive glued on rails. You could feel diffence in handling, you lose control if steer too hard. Cars are not supposed to have infinite steering ability.

              Driving physics were shit if you were playing on keyboard, they really didnt thought the physics well for keyboard, they fixed it in V I guess. Still, GTA is for arcade driving, that's why they went back to arcade in V.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Driving physics were shit if you were playing on keyboard
                Driving and the rest of GTA4 were easy as frick on a keyboard.
                Only people that had trouble with driving in GTA4 were the morons that kept speeding at 200mph then wondering why they couldn't drive around a 90deg corner

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The driving sucked and felt like driving a boat.
            GTAIV driving was the best. Cars actually had handling characteristics and didn't drive glued on rails. You could feel diffence in handling, you lose control if steer too hard. Cars are not supposed to have infinite steering ability.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fr

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 > 4 > SA

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm replaying 4 now and you contrarian homosexuals have lied about it and overrated it so much.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      4 is shit. euphoria tech demo (which is cool)
      more complicated car physics (but still fricked)
      terrible everything else.

      it's a shame they took the really amazing complex physics from GTA4 and made them braindead for GTA5. consolegays just can't drive a simlulation like that with the 50-150ms latency you woukld get from most most TV's at that time. it was really fricking painful. I hope GTA6 makes it more like a sim again.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >GTA6 makes it more like a sim again.
        laughs in stock price

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          they might? hardware has caught up... the power creep from GTA3 to GTA online is fricking insane. drinving a fricking rocket bike with missiles or military jets and choppers around.... there's nowhere to go "upwards" the only option is to make it more difficult to do regular things so that pulling off 5 stars and stealing military tech is actually a challenge again. gtao already has aimbot npcs and they are both not challenging and completely immersion breaking. I don't see it going any other way.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        no way in hell they’re gonna do that
        it’s nothing but normie slop from now on, rockstar is never going to innovate again and rdr2 settle that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I flip between SA and 4
      both are brilliant though

      Bewt city and worst city? For me I liked Bone country for the freedom it gives you driving and I hated Flint county for the missions.

      Favourite city is probably Santos cause it feels the most cohesive, and yeah flint county/whetstone is just kind of meh

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't get into 4 because of how the shitty its open world is. In GSA you had dozens of side missions, could own properties, had player stats and tons of cool shit. In 4 you have money, and you use it to get weapons to get more money.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bewt city and worst city? For me I liked Bone country for the freedom it gives you driving and I hated Flint county for the missions.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Red County is comfy as hell, Bone county is unsettling at night time, overall Las Venturas for me is the best one

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The best fun I had was killing San Franciscan urbanites.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to change my favorite areas every few weeks, it's like each one had its own reason to be comfy or interesting.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does anything happen in Tierra Robada?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Toreno the glowie lives there and gives you some missions.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        toreno missions and boat school, thats about it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love the countryside sections. The contrast between them and the cities makes it so comfy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SA-MP
      >spawn in san fierro car gallery
      >steal an elegy
      >modify at wheel arch angels
      >run a convoy with the boys to the top of mount chilliad
      true third worlder's GTA SA experience

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flint County is the outline of a woman performing oral sex.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      tierra robada/bone county master race
      los niggos worst city (its still good, its just my least favourite)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Red County is comfy as hell, Bone county is unsettling at night time, overall Las Venturas for me is the best one

      >Red county
      God I used to spend hours just driving in red county listening to the in game radio. Now I understand country music.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It hasn't aged well unlike vice city.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and there is no way modern Rockstar will ever surpass it.

      How so? It's the same game with more content. Vice City is my personal favorite because of the setting and soundtrack, but I can admit that San Andreas is a better game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How so? I'd say VC hasn't aged well just because its shooting controls are so horrible
        SA more or less has the same controls as IV and V, just with different mappings

        I should've clarified that from the perspective of actually engaging with the game as a cohesive story & world. The story drops off right when it gets interesting which kills the momentum & that’s after forcing you to engage with it's side activities none of which I like, I find the world tedious because it's so big & california is boring as frick compared to miami.
        Basically the whole game is a slog for me, literally everything about it is a grind with nothing else going for it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How so? I'd say VC hasn't aged well just because its shooting controls are so horrible
      SA more or less has the same controls as IV and V, just with different mappings

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You could only really use the rifle in VC. pistol, uzi, etc. all felt useless and unprecise in comparison.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You could only really use the rifle in VC. pistol, uzi, etc. all felt useless and unprecise in comparison.

        centered aim>over the shoulder aim
        The gunplay in III/VC is way more arcadey and fast-paced than the later installments.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      While I like the aesthetic of VC more, SA gameplay and graphics were always better

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gameplay and graphics
        This was never the draw of these games for me, I'd trade worse gameplay for interesting missions & stories both those things in san andreas feel like an excuse to introduce you to it’s sandbox elements & collectathons which was clearly the focus of the game. That's fine, just not for me.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The gameplay of a game is not the draw for me
          Fricking fool

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a fricking clown opinion.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      its the exact opposite lol. VC is unplayable today while I can still enjoy San Andreas just fine

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    where would you like to live if you lived in GTA:SA?
    I think I would choose north east fan fierro for the city and being able to frick off out to the desert on weekends

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i liked the San Fierro missions the most i think. shit was hitting the fan in Los Santos, you realize youve been betrayed and start to set out for revenge. i enjoyed driving around san fierro in the rain, having shootouts with the triads. my buddy and i always started co-op there, turned on all the crazy armed riot ped cheats and would try and make it to the airport and take off. so yeah i think San Fierro was the place for me.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        San Fierro is really nice even if the real San Francisco is a shithole. I think I'd live there too.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, its Marina.

      always bought a house there in samp for my mafia RP

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Living in that little town in the upper left corner of the map (forgot the name) would be so fvcking comfy...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same here, I always wanted a property on that place when I was a kid

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the two house i used the most was the one in fort cason and the appartement in the hippies neighbourhood of SF (somethingbury)

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who was the top and who was the bottom?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Loc was obviously bottom

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did it feel so big?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      smaller monitors, 4:3 aspect ratio, being used to a closer horizon, literally the biggest map in a game at the time, the fact that it was open world, etc

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Draw distance was shit and the routes were not straightforward specially between the cities

        both wrong
        >routes were not straightforward
        ok sort of.

        the magic is that they put you in one little spot, constrict your options for leaving, let you get comfortable with the limitations of your cage, and then BAM! here's another new area just as big, or ok now you finally get to use your own aircraft.

        if you could jump in a helicopter and fly around at the start the game would immediately fee like the little sandbox it is. completely ruining the immersion. This is why I don't understand why people cheat in GTA (both on and offline) you're literally reuining the game for yourself, and onlinme for everyone else. not that cheating fricks would know but if you play the games properly they gradually teach you how to move around the city and give you resources that turn you into a god anyway. fricking idiots. and it's so much better when you "earnt" it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Draw distance was shit and the routes were not straightforward specially between the cities

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOOO WTF?!?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this some reddit meme I'm not redditor enough to understand?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOOO IS THAT REALLY BIGFOOT? FR?!?!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >x-files theme.wav

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this supposed to be goatse?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, it's actually the game

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which is the best way to play 3/VC/SA these days? Should I just emulate the PS2 or PC versions?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Which is the best way to play 3/VC/SA these days?
      Original Xbox

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just PC imo, even if you want the PS2 vibe theres some mods for it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      PC version. Just get used to the 25 fps, playing with frame limiter off is glitchy as frick.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah PC. mouse and keyboard is far superior for driving., you get freelook all the time. just switch to a controller for aircraft.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      PC
      3 and VC got reverse engineered so you can have some extra goodies like freelook in cars
      SA has mods to fix the broken or missing visual effects

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      PC with PS2 features restored + CLEO

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >inb4 MUH hot coffee

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vice City > IV > III > San Andreas

    Too much sprawl. Too long. Story is "interesting".

    Jetpack still hasn't been topped though.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    bigfoot IS in the game files, his spawn parameters are not known even to this day, I never venture in back o beyond at night.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      went hunting for bigfoot and leather face once. once. of course by the time i got out to the spots, it was night time in game, and also well passed midnight. didnt find shit obviously but i was scared shitless and jumping at every noise. there was that empty cabin in the woods in back o' beyond where leatherface allegedly spawned.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Still the best GTA.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It isn't but I can understand why someone would hold that opinion.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers will never ever understand how mindblowing GTA SA was when it came out

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      GTA3 was mindblowing as well. SA superior though definitely.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope, honestly after the fricking shitshow that is GTA online on PC that they actually just go subscription model for the online, if that means that they actually have dedicated servers. if it's P2P again it's fricked from the start.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if that means that they actually have dedicated servers
      Not a chance in hell. Take2 are a bunch of cheap bastards. It'll just be GTAO but rebranded for GTA6.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GTA IV is still my favorite. The atmosphere is great, and it has that whole "2000 and something" charm that a lot of games that came out between 2007-09 had. I don't know how to describe it, but to me, that was a period in gaming where the technology and ambitions of devs were being pushed and the next generation was looking very, very bright. If only we knew how hard the industry would nosedive after.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The entire chunk of the campaign where you have to do shit for Catalina in da woods should have been cut out.
    Unenjoyable missions for that unfunny b***h is as miserable as everything Trevor related in GTA5 condensed to 1~2 hours.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      GTA V in general was a slog to me. I remember I had a moment where I switched to Michael, he was in some park. There were tons of NPCs onscreen, a blimp, a helicopter tour, just tons of shit going on and in that moment I was genuinely blown away by how big the game was. It was the game that taught me all the bells and whistles just can't make up for the lack of a soul.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Beat the wiener triathlon
    >Beefy Baron RC games
    >BMX Challenge
    >Chiliad Challenge (3 races)
    >Courier in Los Santos, San Fierro and Las Venturas (each have 4 rounds)
    >Import/Export - there's over 30 cars you have to find on your own and deliver
    >Lowrider Challenge (4 challenges)
    >NRG-500 Challenge
    >Quarry (7 missions)
    >Shooting Range (pistol, uzi, shootgun, ak-47)
    >Trucking (8 missions)
    >Valet Parking
    >You can break into people's houses and steal shit to get money
    >You can drive Trains and there is few missions for it
    and Taxi missions, Ambulance missions, Police missions, Pimp missions

    >Car school missions
    >Motorbike school missionsb
    >Boat school missions
    >Flying school missions
    >100 tags to find
    >70 unique stunt jumps to find
    >50 oysters to find
    >50 snapshots in SanFierro to find
    >50 horseshoes
    >gang missions where you have to clear whole Los Santos map from enemy gangs (you can make a team of 4 people)
    >37 properties to buy

    >Los Santos car races (9 races)
    >San fierro car races (5 races)
    >Las Venturas car races (4 races)
    >Air Races at LV airport
    >two races at LS stadium
    >derby at LS stadium
    >bike challenges at LS stadium

    >you can use 4 different fighting styles
    >you can gain/lose weight and your character will say different things and pedestrians will have different dialogues depending on your body size
    >you can gain/lose muscles with different dialogues for your character and pedestrains commenting
    >there is countless of clothes
    >you can play snooker, basketball, play on game machines, you can gamble, bet on horses races etc.
    >a lot of hair styles to choose
    >a lot of tattoos
    >if you keep shooting with one weapon you get better with it and you can dual wield some of them
    >each pedestrian has tens of different cool speeches like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQiBlkjNZOs

    and of course the best story, missions, memorable characters, the humour, the satire, the OST (second best behind VC)
    yep, im thinking GTA SA is the best GTA ever made

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah that is about right
      there was so much to do and it made the world feel alive and interesting
      GTA4 felt incredibly sterile in comparison like a glorified skybox for the story missions

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only thing i wished was that the gang territories and gang wars system was spread to other cities, with a few triad gangs and the russian mob in SF and a few italian families in LV and a smaller presence in SF and LS.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GTA SA had RPG elements that could've get more touch up in the next title but they completely scrapped it for some reason.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >scrapped it for some reason.
      Because they were trash and added nothing to the experience besides playing as a fat bastard that can dual wield as if Sammo Hung got cast in Hard Boiled.
      GTAV reintroduced it and it was as superfluous as it was in SA minus the dual wielding or the fatness.
      RDR2 also had it but you can play as a fat bastard that can dual wield again.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >GTAV reintroduced it and it was as superfluous as it was in SA minus the dual wielding or the fatness.
        I never noticed GTA 5 had any of these mechanics because it didn't and you're lying

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          GTA V had skill upgrades on guns and driving and your special perk dumb dumb

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            And no one gave a shit about them. In SA weapon skills did noticeable differences, at max skill you could dual wield some, kino

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Stop moving the goalposts troony

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dumb homosexual, kys

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 was the last game that felt like a GTA game. it was dark, grim, hopeless, and everyone was out to kill you, and it was a crime simulator. VC and SA added too much useless shit that doesn't belong in a GTA game, and the games were too happy and colorful to be a GTA game, but they were spinoffs so it's OK.

    IV went back to GTA roots with it being dark and grim and removed the useless crap and focused more on gunplau and crime, like what a GTA game should.

    Then V came out, was a discount shittier SA for 2 years before becoming a bootloader for GTA Online afterwards.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The mafia and cartel were both overpowered but they provided a tension that has been missing ever since. Made the city feel dangerous.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Return to Los Santos
    >Gang wars 2.0
    >Armed with heavy weapons and a jetpack

    Kino

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sweet is stubborn and doesn't want to leave the hood...
      >So let me just forcefully bring the outside world INTO the hood, problem officer?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why don't you put the hood in a bottle CJ

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats kinda the games plot though, its ultimately about how people will never leave the hood
        hell carl tried his hardest to make it out but the game dragged him back

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think switching around clothes and hairstyle to one that fits the respective part of the story increases the feeling of immersion a lot.
      Start off with green hoody or such for grove street colors.
      Then in the boons start wearing the dark green "battle jacket" that looks like washed out grove street colors.
      Then later in San Fierro start wearing a jeans jacket as Carl starts to forget about the hood and tries to act more like a crime business owner/manager.
      Then in bone county and Las Venturas start wearing increasingly more formal clothes that make Carl look more like a big shoot and after the Liberty City mission, he goes full-on suit with a gentleman's hat.
      Finally, after reuniting with Sweet he starts wearing a silly green formal suit and a green hat (derby) for the grove street colors, but does not give up on the high-class clothing, showing his attitude that CJ only goes along with Sweet for the inter-personal human relationships, and not for the hood culture aspect that glorifies living in perpetual poverty. It surprisingly even fit the dialogue between CJ and Sweet at points.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is pretty much my every playthrough. In IV I also dressed Niko in suit when doing missions for mafia.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have to wear a "smart suit" for the mafia missions. The game won't let you start them without one.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        once i got to LV and became a bonafide half a wiseguy, i always wore a wifebeater with either black pleated dress pants or grove street green dress pants, and black wingtips, and a matching fedora and used the baseball bat a lot as my chosen instrument of deliverance.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HOLD THE LINE

    Im convinced certain songs were slaved to certain vehicles in SA

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vice City while mechanically inferior is also way more soulful

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    san andreas is a better world and more interesting, gta 4 has the more fun physics. just combine the two.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    OK BOOMER

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you are now aware that if your car blew up, or disappeared because of a mission cutscene in san andreas, you can get it from the garage under the nearest police station

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We know.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ever notice how it seemed harder to drive in gta 4 with the mobile phone out? because the handbrake is disabled. you cant use it with your hand holding the phone

    gta 5? lmao nothing happens, youve got 3 hands i guess

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you actually holding the phone in 5 or just using it? Handsfree/speakers are a thing.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should stop making games set in Liberty, Los Santos and Vice City and bring bag San Fierro and Venturas.

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